0:00:06 > 0:00:11Today we're at the Jaguar Antiques and Collectors Fair at Wetherby Racecourse.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15So we're under starter's orders, all bets are on,
0:00:15 > 0:00:17but which team will pick up the jackpot?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Let's take a peek at all the fun and games coming up later.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55'The Red team leave it all to the last minute.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Sell us something.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00'While the Blues need a guiding hand.'
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Where are they going?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05'And who will be celebrating after the auction?'
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Here at the races, our two teams each have ?300
0:01:09 > 0:01:14to flutter on three items in only one hour.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Then they're off to the auction.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19The team wins that makes the most profits.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23But who will pull up short of the finish?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Who will progress and romp home to victory?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Let's go and meet them. HE NEIGHS
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Now, Helen, you are great-aunt to Chris.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You get on well, do you? Oh, he's a lovely boy. Tremendously.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46You're a retired head teacher. What do you do with your time now, Helen?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, I do lots of things. I do lots of charity work,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm in the local dramatics society - I know it's hard to believe -
0:01:52 > 0:01:54and the operatic society,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58and I raise money for charity by telling people's fortunes.
0:01:58 > 0:02:05Do you? So do I have to cross your palm with silver before I get a response? Possibly.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09How do you see things going for you and Chris today? Extremely well.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Have you read... I have read the cards. The wheel of fortune.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Chris, I understand that you work in props.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes, I currently work in props.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20It's a relatively new job, I've only been there three months.
0:02:20 > 0:02:26Where's there? Er, it's working at a different TV production company to this.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Ah, yes. But it mainly involves moving scenery around,
0:02:29 > 0:02:35refilling pint glasses and making sure that something's in the right hand and not the wrong hand.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38So you're the continuity master. Kind of, yeah.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Previous to working there, I worked at Warwick Castle as a Trebuchet Master,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45which is a medieval catapult.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I delivered tours and talks.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51And I was once even a children's entertainer as a jester.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Were you? So I very much enjoy that side of it, as well.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59What sort of a team do you think you're going to make with your aunt? I think I'll be the calming factor.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I'm quite laid-back. You think your auntie's a bit excitable?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Definitely. Well, you know what these headmistresses are like.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07THEY LAUGH Exactly.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Anyway, very, very good luck. Thank you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:16Meanwhile, we've got the father and daughter combo from heaven, Adrian and Jess.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18How are you, kids? BOTH: Good, thank you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Lovely.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Now, when not supporting Spurs, what do you get up to, Adrian?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Well, sadly and boringly, football also.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm heavily involved in running
0:03:26 > 0:03:29a semi-pro football team in West Yorkshire,
0:03:29 > 0:03:32down at Guiseley, which is only about 20 miles away from here.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yeah. Are you coach or what?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I have been on that side, but I'm more or less general manager now,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41so dealing with the players and the development of the club.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Do you collect anything, Adrian? Yes. I'm very keen on militaria
0:03:45 > 0:03:48but I'm also very keen on history books.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Post-French Revolution, European history, by and large.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56My wife counts them on a regular basis and I think we've just passed 600. Oh, dear.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Now, Jess, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living? I am a trainee assistant manager at a pub
0:04:01 > 0:04:03in Keighley, which happens to be a sports bar,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05so I get paid to watch football, which is brilliant.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Is it quite fun, this bar?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Yeah, it's really good fun.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm a very sociable person and a bit of a flirt, so...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh! ..I'm getting to do the things I like to do.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15And get paid for it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Yeah. Good. Do you know anything about antiques?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Little bits.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24The house is full of them, so my dad's sort of taught me bits,
0:04:24 > 0:04:29but no, just interested in the sort of things that catch my eye. Fun.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Well, that's what we want. Some fun, eye-catching objects.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38And now your money moment. Here we go, ?300 a piece. Your ?300. Thank you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43You know the rules. Your experts await. And off you go! And very, very, very good luck.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45'Waiting in the paddocks today are our two experts
0:04:45 > 0:04:48'who will be helping not one but two sets of teams!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51'Under starter's orders for the Reds, it's Paul Laidlaw.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58'And saddled up and ready to go for the Blues is Thomas Plant.'
0:04:58 > 0:04:59That way? That way.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Here be bargains.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Are we ready? Are we fired up? Yep. Come on.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Yeah.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Anything? No, not really. No.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17No? Not seen anything? No.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I used to play the violin. You didn't? Yeah! Very nice.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I gave it up. The world was grateful.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Bronze figure on a marble base.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39It's of a Grecian lady in diaphanous robes.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Diaphanous means they're see-through. Mm. We always like ladies in see-through clothes.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45How old would that be? It's Art Deco.
0:05:48 > 0:05:541920s. It's heavy. I quite like that. I think that's one to think about. How much is it?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's... 195.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Yeah, but I'm sure a deal can be struck.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm sure a deal could be struck for a bit of brass. I'm sure it could be.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06We could have a conversation.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10What do you think, Adrian? Do you like that? It's very pretty. Do you think that'd sell in our area?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Yeah. Art Deco sells.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Deco does sell. Is it for fags?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm not entirely sure.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I don't think so. I tell you what, it's an inkwell.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24That's what it was. There would've been glass liners in there. Yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's very nice. What's your very best on that?
0:06:27 > 0:06:32?150. I was more thinking... a little bit less.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Well, ?130 is the very lowest.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I can't do it any lower. No, I paid good money for it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45What do you think, Jess? I'd like to have a look around, I think.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50No, no, I'm just getting a price. No, I think that's quite understandable.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52?130 is what we've got on it. Yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56What I think the tactic should be is that we'll have a look at things and price them up
0:06:56 > 0:06:57and then we can decide.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Is that all right? Yeah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Because we have only got the hour. It is a very nice thing. Thank you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Thank you very much. No problem.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09'So, the Blues already have a lady in waiting, but what about the Reds?'
0:07:09 > 0:07:13What have you spied, my man? Comic cuts and comic cuttings.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16They're right up your street. Definitely.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Various cuttings from newspapers. Interesting.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Is there a theme or is it random?
0:07:22 > 0:07:29It looks random. There doesn't seem to be any comics. There's newspaper, stock markets.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32There was some racing. That's hounds. Oh, yeah.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35The derby. Fox hunting in the Lake District.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Alleged theft of an umbrella! Shocking!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41By a dog! By a dog! Oh, no! THEY LAUGH
0:07:41 > 0:07:45And it's got jesters on it! It's got jesters on it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48It's sending us all the right messages.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Is it dear? Is that a price tag in your hand? ?8.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55That's going to make ?10 or ?20 on any day of the week in any auction
0:07:55 > 0:08:01and it could do 20 to 30 because of the field sports and how well it presents itself.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I think it's a no-brainer. I don't like spending no money
0:08:04 > 0:08:09but this programme is called Bargain Hunt and that's a bargain.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11And we quite like spending no money. PAUL LAUGHS
0:08:11 > 0:08:17But you're loving this, yeah? Yeah. I absolutely love it, especially the little gold figures.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19?4. Yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24'Go on, Chris! Strike a deal! Let's hope they don't laugh at your offer, though.'
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I saw quite an interesting bracelet over here. Oh, did you? Yeah.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36What did you see, Jess? This bracelet. I thought it was quite quirky and interesting.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40And why did you like it? Well, I quite like stuff like this myself.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's something I'd wear. It's quite cool, isn't it? Yeah.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48It's bone. The reason we can tell it's bone is because you see these little blood vessels here?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, yeah. Can you see? The bone has blood running through it.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56And it's great. It's really quite... It's got a real retro look to it.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Yeah. What's the price on it? ?48. Gaming pieces made up into a bracelet.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04And the discolouration, is that just age?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Yeah, discolouration, good point. It is age, yeah. Absolutely.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'd wear it. Go on, put it on.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Let's see what it's like on. That's why I picked it up.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19It's quite nice to see that you've picked something out... That's quite cool, actually, isn't it? Yeah.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Do you want to get a price on that? Yeah. Excuse me, can we just have a... Hello. Hiya.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What have we got here?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29OK, well, I'll go down to 40. 40.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Can you not go any lower? 35?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, we could split the difference maybe. 38.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39What do you think? Well, it's a good thing. 38, that's not bad.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'd prefer it at 35.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43VENDOR CHUCKLES
0:09:43 > 0:09:46OK, today we'll go for 35. What do you want to do?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50We'll say yes, thank you. You want to do that? Yes. OK.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Yeah. Well, Jess has said yes, 35. Thank you. That's quick.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57That's quick, isn't it? Thank you very much.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Well done, you. I think we'd better go on and find the next two. Yeah.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I hope they're that easy! Thank you very much. Thank you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09'So, the Blues have got off to a start with the bone bracelet. Let's hope it's an ace up their sleeve!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12'Now, how did Chris get on with that scrapbook?'
0:10:12 > 0:10:16What was the bottom line in the end? The bottom line was ?5. Well done.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19She offered me six and I got her down to five.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21One down, two to go. Brilliant. Onwards.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26'Only ?5? Last of the big spenders...not!'
0:10:31 > 0:10:34We've been shopping for about half an hour, maybe a bit longer.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39If we go inside, we've got another half an hour. If we stay out here, we've got to make a decision.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I like that Deco figure if we can get it at a reasonable price. Do you agree, Jess? Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Can we go back and have a look? Do you want to go round and buy it if we can for the right money? Yes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51And then go inside for one more item? Yep. Yep. All right, let's go.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56'Well, you better back up, because these look like stormy skies.'
0:10:57 > 0:11:00What did we get to before? 130? 150 we got to.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Did we? Yeah. We thought we got to 130.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Go on, we'll do it for 130, then. Can you knock another fiver off, perhaps?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13So we can take it off your hands? It is rather heavy. I have to pay for the diesel to get home.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16125, go on. Yep! Thank you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Well done! I think I'm actually losing money on that! Oh, yeah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'll just get out the violins, eh?
0:11:22 > 0:11:27'Music to Thomas's ears. Could tune up to a nice bargain, this.'
0:11:27 > 0:11:33Fantastic. So that's 125 and you spent 35, so that's 160. Yep.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Well done. So we've still got 140 left to spend, a little bit left over for me.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43The heavens are really going to start opening. Let's rush inside. Come on. Thank you. Cheers.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44'That's 2-1 to the Blues
0:11:44 > 0:11:48'but Paul has found something which might just balance the score.'
0:11:50 > 0:11:54We know exactly what we're looking at here and they're not uncommon.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58And this is all bad news... They used to sell really well
0:11:58 > 0:12:00but that was then and this is now
0:12:00 > 0:12:05and demand for such things, be they counter-top or pocket sovereign scales,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07it's diminished greatly.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11But you work within that environment
0:12:11 > 0:12:15and these, for my money, are smart for this reason.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Not too big, not too small. Desk size, display size.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Love the turning here.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Tapering upright, these lovely little turnings.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29It appears to be all there. That's cool.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31We have... Is that...?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Yeah, that's dead right.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36That's what elevates them for the exercise.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40OK? Made by Avery, still a business name.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Mahogany base. Watermarked. Old flake there.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49It's beautifully made and it's not huge,
0:12:49 > 0:12:53so you can see it either in a modern home or a Victorian home.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Let me cut to the chase. They're worth ?20 to ?40 at auction. Right.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00What did I say about what we need to buy it for?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03You buy it at low estimate. Right. Can I...? Yes.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You've heard all of this. Utterly transparent.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Is there any way... I want to buy those for ?20.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09I'll do them for ?20. Ohh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Thank you! Thank you. Lovely to meet you. Thank you so much.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Pleasure to do business with you. Thank you. Shall I carry those?
0:13:16 > 0:13:22Yeah, I'm frightened to cross you now. You could really sort me out. Very wise. Lead wellies.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Right then, guys, onwards and upwards. Two down, one more to go.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Excellent. Excellent.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31'Well, well, Reds, looks like it's all hanging in the balance.'
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Where are they going?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Like a sort of gay abandon. Just off, walking down the aisle.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43'Well, give them a guiding hand then, Tom. That's what you're there for, boy.'
0:13:43 > 0:13:50Come and have a look. There you are, just off with abandon, not looking at anything. Come on.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Again, this is the problem. What's happened is, we've come inside
0:13:53 > 0:13:56and it is a huge assault and they don't know what's happening
0:13:56 > 0:13:58because there's so much stuff to look at.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01But I'm trying to point them on this stand to something.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's an Art Deco lamp base.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And, you know, I want them to spot it, not me.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11But Art Deco does well at this saleroom, so that's the item they should be looking at.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Yep.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18What about the lamp? I was going to say the lamp, yeah. Yeah, it's quite funky. Eureka!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Yeah, I like that. Eureka! Right, let's have a look at the lamp.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25It's classic, isn't it? Yeah. OK, let's have a look at this.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28What happens about... Don't we need to plug it in?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Ah, well, I can tell you all about that. So here we are.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I really like that. What do you think? Yeah.
0:14:34 > 0:14:41It's simple, stylish. It's something I'd have in my room and it's retro and for the... How much is it?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I don't know yet. What's your best on that?
0:14:45 > 0:14:4730. ?30.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50It's got to be worth a risk.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Do you think? Yes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:5325?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Go on. 25.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Yeah. It's lovely. Do you like it?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04I want it myself. And this is a screw-off thing.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07This screws off.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10That will screw off, so that's quite a good fitting.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's a moulded fitting.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17Love this shaft. I think it's wonderful. What do you want to do?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Yeah. I like it. You want to go for it? I'd like it, yeah.
0:15:20 > 0:15:2125 quid. Yeah.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23You in for it? Absolutely.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24You're happy? Yep.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Three items. Yep.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Do it? Yeah. Yes, let's do it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Who's going to tell the dealer? Who's going to say, "We'll have it"?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Go on, Dad. We'll have it. Thank you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37'Lighten up, Thomas. The Blues are done.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42'The Reds, on the other hand, have lost their sense of direction. They're at the end of the road.'
0:15:42 > 0:15:44What's up here? Nothing. Nothing.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Stalls that way.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Is that where we came from? Yeah. We had better sprint.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Yeah. I don't think we've got any option. Definitely.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Sell us something. Seriously, we're running out of time.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07We're sort of panicking. We've got a budget. We're looking for something with individuality.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But is there anything you can help us with on price?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Is there anything you want to sell that you're sick of seeing?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Yes. Apart from your husband.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Had it too long... All of it. THEY LAUGH
0:16:18 > 0:16:22You beat me to that one. How about this?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Yeah, that little... For scent or snuff. Yeah.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I could do that for 25.
0:16:29 > 0:16:35It's 1922 and it's still got its original... Stopper's there.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Yeah, that's not unattractive. And there are no nibbles on the glass. Can I have a feel?
0:16:39 > 0:16:44It's a pretty little thing and it's a very fair price for the end user.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47But... I don't think we've got wow. No. We've got three minutes.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53Anything more substantial? Have you got something bigger, more wow, that you could maybe compromise on?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55That's lovely! I know. I saw that. That's so sweet.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59No compromise on that. Engine-turned, nine-carat banding.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Rosy nine-carat. Yep.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Condition is sweet.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Absolutely. Lovely lenticular section.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10Lovely price of...? Never mind what you've got on it, just tell us what it could be.
0:17:10 > 0:17:1385. You hold the perfume.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17I'll hold the perfume. That really is smart, isn't it? That is really smart.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20And it could be a card case. Yes, indeed.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23If you want to win it, if you want to win the programme, and you buy that,
0:17:23 > 0:17:27if you don't mind me saying, it's a modest little perfume. Yeah.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I think you'll break even with that. This is panic territory. We've got less than a minute.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I think if you're unlucky, you'll lose ?20 on that.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Please, please, please, please, please, and we will stump up, I'm sure I can convince you,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43please, please, please, with icing,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46please take ?70 for it. I beg you. No.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Please. 80 is the absolute death on it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's a gamble. What do you think?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57It's a gamble. I think we haven't got much time left. I'm happy with that. I like it.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I think it's very nice. We'll go with that. Shake on it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Thank you. Thank you very much. Well done, team. Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Time's up. The shopping's over and it's now time to sell.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11And we're at Calder Valley Auctioneers in Halifax
0:18:11 > 0:18:13to find out whether the teams will make a profit.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16But first, let's remind ourselves what the Red team bought.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21'At ?5, they could be playing their joker with this scrapbook.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27'Weighing in at ?20 are these apothecary scales.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32'And at ?80, are they taking a gamble
0:18:32 > 0:18:35'with this silver and gold cigarette case?'
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Your leftover lolly moment.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Paul Laidlaw was given the princely sum of ?195.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45What did you spend it all on, Paul Laidlaw?
0:18:45 > 0:18:52I didn't blow the budget but I guarantee you I have grown you a profit if you go with it.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Do you know what that is? I haven't a clue.
0:18:54 > 0:19:00Picture that beside one's bed with one's pocket watch here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, of course! Ah! Yeah?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03That's clever.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05?15. Oh! TIM LAUGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You are wonderful.
0:19:07 > 0:19:13?15? Well, wait and see, don't count any chickens. Hang on a minute, ?15?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Yes. Was that the deposit then? And you're sending in the rest later?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21I've got to go back! You've got to go back there! Whether you pick it or not is up to you.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22You can decide later, Reds.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Now for the Blues.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Let's remind ourselves what the team bought with their ?300.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30'Jess thinks she has come up trumps
0:19:30 > 0:19:33'with this playing card bracelet for ?35.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40'They paid ?125 for the bronze and marble inkstand.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48'And they were positively lit up by the Art Deco lamp.'
0:19:48 > 0:19:51So, Adrian and Jess. The leftover lolly moment.
0:19:51 > 0:19:57You gave the lovely TP ?115. What did you spend it on, Thomas Plant?
0:19:57 > 0:20:02I spent it on a very fine jade and gold pendant.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09It's Chinese. It's got a beautiful detail here, it's pierced.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14For ?90, it's a steal and right now it's hot, hot, hot!
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Oh! It's beautiful. It's very pretty. I think Jess loves it.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Look at that. I do like that. Would you expect that to make a profit?
0:20:23 > 0:20:28Yeah, if they have Chinese objects here and it's on the internet, yes.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31And it's a 14-carat gold little swing, as well. It's a lovely thing, isn't it?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I like it. It's very pretty.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Very pretty indeed.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37We'll see whether the Blues decide to go for it
0:20:37 > 0:20:38once their three items have sold.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41And talking of selling... Well, here goes!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Are you feeling a bit nervy then, Jess? A little bit, yeah, my heart's going slightly. Why's that?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I don't know. I don't want to make a fool of myself and make a massive loss.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53I shouldn't worry about that. Hundreds have before you.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57The first lot is your bracelet, Jess, and here it comes.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Early 20th century bone bracelet made up of gaming pieces.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03What am I bid for this lot here? 30?
0:21:03 > 0:21:0820? 15 to open? Right at the back at 10.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And 12.50. 15.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Hey! 17.50.
0:21:12 > 0:21:1520. 22.50.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19At ?22.50, the lady at the back there. At 22.50.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Anybody else now? At 22.50.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Oh, no. I can't bear this, Jess. Don't cry, honey, don't cry.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Anyway, 22.50.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31That means you are minus ?12.50 on that.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33But not to worry. Here comes the inkstand.
0:21:33 > 0:21:3719th century Art Deco bronze and marbled inkstand
0:21:37 > 0:21:39in the style of Thomas Hope.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm going to open this at ?80. 80?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46At ?80. At 80. At 80. At 90.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I have ?100. At ?100. All done at ?100?
0:21:49 > 0:21:54?110 second row. ?120 on commission bid. At 120.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57130. At ?130. Well done, Dad.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00130, second row. Any further bids?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03At ?130, all done?
0:22:03 > 0:22:08That, old fruit, is plus ?5. Well done. Well, a profit is a profit.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11But I fancy there's a bit more profit in that, don't you? I do.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Next up is the aluminium Deco table lamp. Here it comes.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Right, what am I bid for lot 63? 20? 15.
0:22:19 > 0:22:2317.50 anywhere? It's unusual. ?15.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Anybody else now at ?15? Quite quirky. 17.50.
0:22:27 > 0:22:3020, the lady there. 20. 22.50.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33At 22.50. 25.
0:22:33 > 0:22:3727.50. You're in profit.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40On my right then, it's going at 27.50.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42HAMMER BANGS
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Well done. That's a profit again. Excellent.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48So that's plus ?2.50 on that, which means your profits are ?7.50
0:22:48 > 0:22:53and your losses are ?12.50, which means overall, you're minus a fiver.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Now listen, there's no shame in that, is there? No. No shame in that at all.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00What are you going to do about the bonus buy, though? Go with it. Liked it, so we'll go with it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03We're definitely going with the bonus buy? It's a lovely thing.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06The decision is made, let's see what happens.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08The 14-carat gold mounted jade pendant.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12?30. Jade pendant, ?30. 20 then, 20.
0:23:12 > 0:23:1620 I'm bid. At ?20. At 20. And five anywhere?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20So far only one bid. There you are, 25.
0:23:20 > 0:23:2230 there. 35 in the corner. 35.
0:23:22 > 0:23:2540. 45.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28At 45. 45, then. HAMMER BANGS
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Disappointing. It's a disaster. Well, I am sorry, people.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35It was still a lovely thing. Well, it is still a lovely thing.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37How can that be?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Minus ?45?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40With the gold and the whatnot.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Surely there's more than ?45 worth of gold there!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Yes. Oh, dear.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Anyway, overall you are minus ?50.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Now, minus ?50 might be a winning score, so don't talk to the Reds. We won't.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02So how are you, guys? Yeah, very good. We're quite excited.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06We're being quite quiet because the auctioneer's quite quiet.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11Well, it really annoys me when you have noisy contestants. You don't like noisy contestants? No.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16The viewers do like to hear what's going on, though, which is fair enough. It's like assembly.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Television, that's what it's called.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21The first item is the scrapbook. And here it comes.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26The Victorian scrapbook. 15.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29?10. 10. Open me at 5.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31?5 I'm bid. At ?5.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34The scrapbook at 5. Break even.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36At ?5. Any advance on 5?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39And 7 here. And 9. 11.
0:24:39 > 0:24:4313. 13 in the second row.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47?13. And 15, the lady at the back. At 15. 17.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50We're going at 17. All done?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Plus ?12!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Get in! Christopher Columbus!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Right. Now, the scales.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Start me at 10. ?10. Here we go. 10 at the back. ?10.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05At 12.50, do I see?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07At 10. At 12.50. At 15.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I don't like the look of this. At 17.50.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12At ?20.
0:25:12 > 0:25:1322.50.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17At 22.50. Are we all done? At 22.50.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Plus ?2.50. But there's a lot of money in that still.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Yes, well done. Fair enough.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28Now, the cigarette case. Fine silver and gold edge cigarette case
0:25:28 > 0:25:32and I have a bit of interest here, so I'm opening the bidding at ?100.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Oh! Yes! THEY LAUGH
0:25:37 > 0:25:40That's popular. 110 there.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42110.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46120. At ?120. At 120. ?130.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50130. ?130. I'll take 5 now.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53At 130, the gentleman in the middle of the room.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57That's brilliant. Plus ?50. Plus ?50. 50.
0:25:57 > 0:26:0062...
0:26:00 > 0:26:03?64.50 you are up.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Hey! That is brilliant, isn't it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:11You spend ?105 and you make ?64 profit on ?105. That is very good.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Well done, team. Now, what are you going to do about the watch stand?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Are you going to risk the ?15? We are. Yes. You are.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22We're going with the bonus buy and here comes the watch stand.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Start me at 10. ?10.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28?10. 10 I'm bid, thank you. And 12.
0:26:28 > 0:26:3114. I have 14, gentleman over there.
0:26:31 > 0:26:3214. 16. 18.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34SHE MOUTHS
0:26:34 > 0:26:3932. 34. 36. 38.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41?40. At 40, second row.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45At ?40. Any further bids? At ?40, it's going.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47?40. Well done. Brilliant. Yeah!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It's a profit.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52It's plus ?25. That's added to the total
0:26:52 > 0:26:55but I fancy there's a bit more profit in that, don't you, Mr Laidlaw?
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I suspect there is. Anyway, there we are. 64. 84.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02That's plus ?89.50. Wonderful.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Look at that... There we go, well done.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07A vast difference indeed from the Blues' minus ?50.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Well done, Reds, great buys all round.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Coming up, I wonder what our next
0:27:11 > 0:27:13two teams will make at auction.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14We'll see in a bit.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Meanwhile, we're off to a stately home!
0:27:22 > 0:27:27Actually, Ormesby Hall in Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31It was built in 1737 by James and Dorothy Pennyman
0:27:31 > 0:27:34in the newly-fashionable Palladian style.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Dorothy supervised all the fitting up of the interior
0:27:38 > 0:27:41and the results of her dedication are evident.
0:27:44 > 0:27:49When Dorothy died, the estate was eventually inherited by her nephew, the 6th Baronet,
0:27:49 > 0:27:52another James Pennyman.
0:27:52 > 0:27:58In 1772, when the 6th Baronet came to inspect his inheritance,
0:27:58 > 0:28:02he brought with him this iron-bound chest.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Known as Armada chests,
0:28:05 > 0:28:10these cunning devices are effectively a massive strongbox.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13At the front, we've got a keyhole.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Well, if you tried to put a key in there,
0:28:16 > 0:28:18you'd be in difficulty.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Because the beauty of the Armada chest,
0:28:21 > 0:28:28which gets its name from the Tudor Elizabethan Spanish Armada period
0:28:28 > 0:28:33when quantities of these things were washed up in the wrecked ships
0:28:33 > 0:28:35around the shores of Britain,
0:28:35 > 0:28:39is that it's got a secret lock mechanism.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42If you look at this stud on the top,
0:28:42 > 0:28:48it's spring-loaded, if I lift it it reveals the true keyhole.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Stick the key in there and open it up...
0:28:51 > 0:28:52HE GROANS
0:28:52 > 0:28:58..and it reveals the concealed lock underneath the lid.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01But at the time that Sir James came to the house,
0:29:01 > 0:29:07he had inside this chest ?30,000 in cash.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10The equivalent of several million today.
0:29:10 > 0:29:16The lock works, but sadly, the chest is empty!
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Back at the antiques and collectors fair at Wetherby Racecourse,
0:29:19 > 0:29:22we're about to find out whether our new set of Reds...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24The tension! It's taking a long time. You want a bit of atmosphere.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26ALL LAUGH
0:29:26 > 0:29:28..and Blues can race ahead to flutter ?300
0:29:28 > 0:29:30on three items in 60 minutes.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34I like the pram. We're not looking at the pram. Why not?
0:29:34 > 0:29:38No, because they don't make any money. If I... No, no, no.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41But before all that, let's pedal off to meet the teams.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Now, Ben and Jonathan,
0:29:44 > 0:29:46you've been friends for a long time, right?
0:29:46 > 0:29:49We have. Lived together for nearly ten years.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Have you really? Yes. So you've sorted out who does the washing up?
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Me all the time, pretty much! Washing up, vacuuming, everything.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01Poor old Ben. But you're about to be splitting up, you two?
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Yes, true. I'm heading to the bright lights of London.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10To do what? I'm one of the lucky few to get into the Central School of Speech and Drama.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Hopefully, after three years' training, I'll be an actor.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15An actor. But don't tell everybody!
0:30:15 > 0:30:20Jonathan, you too have developed a taste for the thespian aspect?
0:30:20 > 0:30:23I have more recently, yes.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26I've worked with Ben on a number of things behind the scenes.
0:30:26 > 0:30:31Is this a result of your living in the same place? Yes, his influence must have rubbed off.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Yes, I was in my first musical review this year.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Doing what? Singing.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Were you? I've just got a principal part in a production of Fiddler On The Roof.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Which part are you playing? Tevye, the fat old butcher!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Right. Sorry, Lazar Wolf.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Have you got a little tune for us from Fiddler?
0:30:54 > 0:30:57A little Fiddler On The Roof? A preview!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Give us a bit of a troll. Go on.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01# To life, to life
0:31:01 > 0:31:02# L'chaim
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# L'chaim, l'chaim, to life! #
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Very good! I think you should be off to the capital!
0:31:09 > 0:31:13Very good luck with that. Thank you. Thank you.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17Now for the Blues. Very good friends, Beryl and Madge.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Welcome, girls. How did you two become friends?
0:31:20 > 0:31:25I met Madge because she advertised for a jumble sale
0:31:25 > 0:31:27and I had a few bits and pieces.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31I got in touch with Madge and we struck up a friendship straightaway.
0:31:31 > 0:31:36And it went on from there. Went from strength to strength.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38This is ten years ago. Ten years ago.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41You've been firm mates ever since? Absolutely.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46What will your tactics be, Madge, to beat these lively young lads?
0:31:46 > 0:31:50We've definitely got age on our side. We've got far more experience.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52We've got more experience.
0:31:52 > 0:31:58You won't have anything to do with this theatricality and flim-flam? Not at all. Solid.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Definitely. Down-to-earth. Absolutely. Positive.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03If we want it, we'll buy it.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05If you want it, you'll get it. Absolutely.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Anyway, here we go. The money moment.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11?300 apiece. There's your ?300. You know the rules.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Your experts await. And off you go! And very, very good luck!
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Now, have we got any plans?
0:32:21 > 0:32:22Ye... No.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Well, yes... No? You're saying yes and you're saying no!
0:32:26 > 0:32:28We're looking for something really, really nice
0:32:28 > 0:32:31that's usable but cheap.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35Guys, this is it. The quickest hour of your life is about to begin!
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Oh, I like the pram. No, we're not looking at the pram.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Why not? They don't make any money. Come on. No...
0:32:42 > 0:32:46I like the pram. No, no. Prams don't make any money at all.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48But I like the pram. I don't care if you like the pram.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51I won't like this elephant.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55Crikey! There's no stopping two pensioners in full flight!
0:32:57 > 0:33:01But Laidlaw and our thespian lads are getting into their roles.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04What are the lively Madge and Beryl getting up to?
0:33:05 > 0:33:09Girls... Lost the kids already, Thomas?
0:33:09 > 0:33:10Beryl!
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Beryl.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15I think you need some leading reins on these two!
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Have a good gander. She's nice, isn't she? Yes.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20And don't break anything.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Honestly, you can't take your eyes off them for a minute!
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Now, have the Reds found a bargain bucket?
0:33:27 > 0:33:28Got everything you need there.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Brighouse is local, isn't it? It is.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Just down the road from Halifax.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Has it got any age? It's got to be 1900s, isn't it?
0:33:36 > 0:33:38First part of the 20th century.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41It's utterly mad.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43I just keep thinking buckets of chicken!
0:33:43 > 0:33:45ALL LAUGH
0:33:45 > 0:33:47It's a good thing, but what's it worth?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50It should be safe at 20 to 40, even 30 to 60.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53But you might get a fright at the price tag on that
0:33:53 > 0:33:56because it could be priced up at 80 quid. Shall we ask?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59No harm in it. Do you want to ask? Worth an ask.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Can I ask the price? VENDOR: You certainly can.
0:34:03 > 0:34:04I think it's on here.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07The suspense is killing me!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Be gentle!
0:34:09 > 0:34:11I'm getting worried. The tension! It's taking a long time!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Well, you want a bit of atmosphere.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16ALL LAUGH Dammit! I want a bargain!
0:34:16 > 0:34:17This is part of it.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21It'll be an incredible achievement. OK.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Best I can do would be 20.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25I've got 28 on it, but 20's the best.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26Thanks for that. I like that.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30BEN: If it's 15, we should go for it. But no more than 15.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32VENDOR: I'll do 15, but that's it.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35BEN: 15. What do you think? 15 quid. Sounds like a deal!
0:34:35 > 0:34:37That was a deal. Deal. That's it.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Thank you. 15 quid. Shake your hand?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Thank you. Right. That's four nanoseconds gone!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45That's it.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49Yes, a suitably dramatic first buy for our actors.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51But what about the Blues?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Do you like those, ladies, or do you think they're horrible?
0:34:54 > 0:34:57I'm not keen. All right. OK.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Do you like this? BOTH: No!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01No?! No. No.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04We need to spend some money. Yeah. I'm good with that.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05LAUGHTER
0:35:05 > 0:35:09Do you like weights, girls? Yes, I saw those.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12With the stand.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Avery weights.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16?100 on those weights. They're not that old, you know.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Oh, do they fit in that thing? Yeah!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Oh, nice. Now you see, don't you?
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Now you like. I see, yeah.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27It's quite useful, they're not pounds and ounces.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Put it on there. Bring them all out. Would they clean up?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33They would if you wanted to clean them up.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Testing my muscles now! I am.
0:35:35 > 0:35:40By Avery. I think... See what the best price is. I do like those.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42What's your best price on these? VENDOR: 80.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Oh, yeah! We've got to get a bit better than that!
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Come on.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48Cash. Cash.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50It's cash, yes.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54What about 60? No, sorry, I really can't do it for 60.
0:35:54 > 0:35:5775 really is the very best.
0:35:57 > 0:35:5865? No.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00THOMAS: Why don't you meet him half-way?
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Say you'll meet half-way.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05Meet you half-way, then? VENDOR: Half-way? Um...
0:36:05 > 0:36:0870... 72.50.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10No. THOMAS: Why did you say that?!
0:36:10 > 0:36:1365? Go as low as you dare.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17VENDOR: Well, 75 was my limit. But 70 will do?
0:36:17 > 0:36:18Cash.
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Go on, then.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Is that good, 70 cash? It's fine. It's a good price. Yeah.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25You've got a deal. OK. Have we?
0:36:25 > 0:36:27We have. THOMAS: You've just done it!
0:36:27 > 0:36:28Sorry. THOMAS: What am I doing here?
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Sorry. You said it was a good price.
0:36:31 > 0:36:32THOMAS: They are a good price.
0:36:32 > 0:36:37They're really nice. They could be decorative and useful.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39And good for weight training! And for the burglars...
0:36:39 > 0:36:41If the burglars come, you can...
0:36:41 > 0:36:44VENDOR: Exactly, yes! A woman after my own heart!
0:36:44 > 0:36:47With that, both teams are up and running.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Do you like a fruit machine?
0:36:50 > 0:36:52VENDOR: A Japanese gambling machine.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Make your fortune. VENDOR: Make your fortune.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Never lose money.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58We've heard that before!
0:36:58 > 0:37:02Are these things big bucks? VENDOR: No, no. 140. 150.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Plug that in and it'll go.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Sorry? Plug that in... It's perfect, yeah, you can play it.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10That, in a general auction,
0:37:10 > 0:37:15speculators and students love those!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17PAUL LAUGHS What are we talking?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19VENDOR: The best price I can do on that is 100 quid.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21That's the death.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24It's... It's a pity. It's enough, isn't it?
0:37:25 > 0:37:28It's too much of a gamble. VENDOR: Too much of a gamble for a gamble!
0:37:28 > 0:37:30BEN: That's true.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33I think for 50 it would be worth it.
0:37:33 > 0:37:34It would be mad.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Bargain Hunt bought a Japanese... And they've not aged it, either!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40What is it, 20 years old?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42VENDOR: 1980. 30 years old.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44VENDOR: About '82.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46It's too much money. 80 is too much.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49It is. 60 quid.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52I'll think about it. We've still got plenty of time.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55It's just fun. When do you ever see that on Bargain Hunt?
0:37:55 > 0:37:57But would it sell in the auction?
0:37:57 > 0:38:01I think we'd only do it at 50, if we were to do it.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02Yeah.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Give us your 50 quid. New money buys new things.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09ALL LAUGH
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Can you put that in a bag?
0:38:10 > 0:38:13ALL LAUGH
0:38:13 > 0:38:19Well done, lads, you played that well. That secures item number two.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Hello!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23First purchase, very credible. A local piece.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25A genuine antique and collector's item.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Their willingness to buy anything. Just look at pretty things.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Second purchase, utterly insane!
0:38:32 > 0:38:33What's going on?
0:38:33 > 0:38:37Oh, they've found something. Do you like this, Tom?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I don't have to like it, do I?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42We like Friday's Child. You like Friday's Child?
0:38:42 > 0:38:47It's a little Worcester figure. Friday's Child. What do you like about it?
0:38:47 > 0:38:52I think it's cute and I like the feel of it and the subject...
0:38:52 > 0:38:54The pussy cat? I think it's cute.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56He's perfect, isn't he?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58He is perfect. He feels nice.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01But he's a lot of money. What is it, 65?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04It is a lot of money, isn't it?
0:39:04 > 0:39:07But they do sell, though, these Worcester figures.
0:39:07 > 0:39:12It's just the expression on his face. He feels nice.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13The little cat.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16But it would depend on what we could get it for.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Do you want me to ask?
0:39:18 > 0:39:21You ask. You might have a better chance than us. I don't know.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24They would have a better chance! Ladies have a better chance.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28Of course they would. Friday's Child. Worcester figure.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Not the oldest thing in the book. How much?
0:39:31 > 0:39:3450? ?50. You couldn't do any more for them?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36BERYL: Course you can. Yeah.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38VENDOR: The absolute bottom is 45.
0:39:38 > 0:39:4142 and a half? I don't do 50 pences.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Well, 42, then. Go to the car boot in the morning for that!
0:39:45 > 0:39:46Shall we? Yeah.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48What do you think? We like it.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49Go for it. You want to go?
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Go and shake the man's hand. Go and say you'll have it.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Where's the man? He's over there.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57We really like this little boy.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00So we'll do a deal. OK. 45. Great.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02That's very good. Happy with that?
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Course he's happy with that. It's whether you're happy with it.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07I'm happy. No problem.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10BERYL: Now we're going to get something really expensive.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13So that's two items apiece for our teams.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17Ben's latest suggestion has gone down like a lead weight!
0:40:17 > 0:40:19LAUGHTER
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Have you anything heavier? LAUGHTER
0:40:22 > 0:40:27What are we going to buy? A proper antique? I think we'd better!
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Well, if you could squeeze one in between having a good time!
0:40:31 > 0:40:34With the clock ticking, I'm glad to see the Blues
0:40:34 > 0:40:36are narrowing down their options.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40You've got some money. You can spend some money. So don't feel shy.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42What age is that?
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Well, this looks almost like a Boer War uniform.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Laidlaw would tell you what it is.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53This is a mother and this is her cameo and this is one of her sons.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55And the other son on the other side.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57That's what it would have been. Yeah.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00I like the sentiment as well. Yes, I do.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Can we just come back to it, then?
0:41:02 > 0:41:04What can you do on the bracelet?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06VENDOR: I can do a one-er on the bracelet. A one-er.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09VENDOR: And 120 on the brooch. BERYL: And what on this?
0:41:09 > 0:41:12120 on the brooch. VENDOR: The best one I've ever seen and I've seen plenty.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Shall we have a look at the next two or three stalls and come back?
0:41:16 > 0:41:19We've got 15 minutes. I think you need to make the decision.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23You don't need to go, you need to make the decision.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Right. Five, four, three, two, one.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28In two minutes, I'll ask... I've done it.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30You want to do that, do you? I've made my mind up.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Beryl has to make hers up. You've done that? You want that? Yeah.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35120. What's the best price?
0:41:35 > 0:41:37He says 120. He won't go any lower.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39No? I've tried, I've tried my best.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41I know, but I've not tried.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45If I flutter my eyes, he might go another ?5 off.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Oh, come on!
0:41:46 > 0:41:51Ooh, the boss has dropped it to 110. It gets even better.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Ooh, 110!
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Right, shall we shake on that? You have to tell him, though!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00No, we have to decide between ourselves or we'll argue then!
0:42:00 > 0:42:01Oh, God! OK.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04We'd be fighting. Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07You've bought three cracking things. Well done, you. Thank you.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Shall we go and get a cup of tea? Absolutely. Good idea.
0:42:10 > 0:42:16Good heavens! Our unruly Blues have bickered their way over the finish line with ten minutes to spare!
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Who'd have thought that?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21But the Reds, of course, are still gadding about.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23What is it?
0:42:24 > 0:42:27There's the Holy Grail there!
0:42:27 > 0:42:30LAUGHTER From Indiana Jones.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32It's like a Harry Potter wand.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Shame we can't magic up some more time!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37HE HUMS
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Lots of groaning. Not a good sign!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Are medals good?
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Three minutes left, lads!
0:42:47 > 0:42:51I don't think you're going to find a bargain in that field.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Is there much slack in your prices?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55VENDOR: There is in some, yes.
0:42:55 > 0:43:01Depends. I'm after something sexy that you can do me a deal on.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02What have you got?
0:43:02 > 0:43:05What are you going to sell me... very quickly?
0:43:05 > 0:43:10This I've acquired very recently. I don't know if it's your cup of tea.
0:43:10 > 0:43:15It's 1907, silver. What can it be? What are we talking about?
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Well, see the price there, it could be two-and-a-half.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Yes, it's too much, isn't it? What about this?
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Can we look at it? Yes.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27It's William the... IV.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Yeah. Yeah.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31The Pascal lamb suggests religious.
0:43:31 > 0:43:37So this is regalia. Not quite Masonic lodge, but similar context.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41It could be for the blouse of your frock or a sash.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43And indeed,
0:43:43 > 0:43:47that little strap suggests it hooks on somewhere.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51VENDOR: I've got it down at 65, but I could do it at 40.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53No, I need a bargain! Right.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I need that at 20 or I need that at scrap.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57I could do that at 25.
0:43:58 > 0:44:02It's William IV. 170 years old, let's say.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06What I like about it is it looks more valuable than it is.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08BEN: 20 quid? VENDOR: I can't do...
0:44:08 > 0:44:09BEN: 23. VENDOR: I can't...
0:44:09 > 0:44:11BEN: Go on, 23! Do it for 23.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14VENDOR: If they go up in fivers, then at least we'll make two quid!
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Go on, 23. Let's have it!
0:44:16 > 0:44:19BEN: Let's do it. Cheers, buddy, thanks very much!
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Thank you very much. VENDOR: Cheers.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23BEN: Thanks.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24VENDOR: Oh, my, goodness me!
0:44:24 > 0:44:28They've pulled it out of the bag with only one minute to spare.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Commission, come on. LAUGHTER
0:44:32 > 0:44:33The shopping's done.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37Time to go back to the Calder Valley auction house near Halifax,
0:44:37 > 0:44:41but first, let's remind ourselves what the Red team bought.
0:44:41 > 0:44:47The boys got off to a cracking start with the tin plate toffee box, ?15.
0:44:47 > 0:44:51They went retro with the Japanese fruit machine for 50.
0:44:52 > 0:44:57And scooped up a silver regalia badge in the dying minutes for ?23.
0:44:59 > 0:45:04Now, Ben and Jonathan, you spent the most paltry ?88. We did.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08You gave our man, Laidlaw, ?212.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11I sincerely hope he's blown the lot!
0:45:11 > 0:45:17Paul Laidlaw, you have brought us a witch's cap underneath this, yes?
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Reveal all, please.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22PEALS OF LAUGHTER
0:45:22 > 0:45:25"He's bought us a bomb!"
0:45:25 > 0:45:28How sculptural an object is that?
0:45:28 > 0:45:29Look at the lines in that.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Fantastic. Beautiful. We know what it is, of course?
0:45:32 > 0:45:33A bomb?
0:45:33 > 0:45:36Prefix it with "inert"!
0:45:36 > 0:45:39OK. Are you sure?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42It's an artillery projectile. OK.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Not of historic importance.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Doesn't pertain to the Great War, the Second World War,
0:45:46 > 0:45:49it's a post-war piece, OK?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51I love that! What's it doing for you, guys?
0:45:51 > 0:45:52I like it. It's fantastic.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57I mean it's a boy's toy, this. This is a boy's toy.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00What's the damage? I spent ?200 on that.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Cheap, isn't it?!
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Where's the door?
0:46:06 > 0:46:10If I said 20, and I'm not kidding...
0:46:10 > 0:46:13?20? ?20. Really?
0:46:13 > 0:46:16I paid ?20 for it!
0:46:16 > 0:46:19I paid ?20 for it! ?20. I'll shake your hand again.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Shake his hand again.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24I'm going to shake his hand again!
0:46:24 > 0:46:28He paid ?20 for it! Any sort of prediction, Paul, at all?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30It's got to be worth ?50 to ?100.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32?50 to ?100. You watched his lips.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Just depends on how jammy you are today
0:46:35 > 0:46:38and if you decide to go with it at the moment critique.
0:46:38 > 0:46:39Yes, decide later, Reds.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44But in the meanwhile, let's remind ourselves of the Blue team's items.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48After a bit of faffing about, they settled on the Avery weights
0:46:48 > 0:46:50for ?70.
0:46:50 > 0:46:54They talked Thomas into buying Friday's Child for 45.
0:46:54 > 0:46:59And decided to pin their hopes on the swivel brooch for ?110.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Beryl and Madge. How are you, girls?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Fine. Fine. Fine. Good.
0:47:06 > 0:47:07Very well, thank you. Lovely.
0:47:07 > 0:47:11You spent ?225. You gave Thomas Plant ?75. We did.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14What did the boy spend it on? Ready for this?
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Something equally beautiful for my beautiful ladies.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Ooh! Ooh!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Doesn't stop there. Cos there's two...
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Oh, wow! A little pair of earrings.
0:47:24 > 0:47:29Oh, very nice. They suit you! Yes, I look like a pirate!
0:47:29 > 0:47:33These are simulated onyx, jade and pearl.
0:47:33 > 0:47:37It's in the Art Deco period.
0:47:37 > 0:47:43A tremendous bit of good quality costume jewels.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Would you wear that, Madge? No.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47What about you, Beryl?
0:47:47 > 0:47:49Sort of. Depending on what I was wearing.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51If I didn't have anything else. Nothing else on?
0:47:51 > 0:47:54No! Nothing else to wear! Oh!
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Anyway. So, do you like them? No. No.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02Are you going to ask him how much it cost? Yes. Yes, out of interest.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04?60.
0:48:04 > 0:48:08Ooh, no! "Ooh, no!" Is that too much or too little?
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Too much. Absolutely too much. What, too...?! Oh, yes.
0:48:11 > 0:48:16Well, girls, you're not at first glance bowled out by this lot.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19No. No. For ?60. OK. You can't love everything, can you?
0:48:20 > 0:48:22You do have a little time to think about it, girls.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24We'll see whether you change your mind.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27The auctioneer Ian Peace is ready and waiting,
0:48:27 > 0:48:29so let's sell, sell, sell!
0:48:29 > 0:48:31So, BJ, all right?
0:48:31 > 0:48:35BJ. I like it! You like BJ? Yeah.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37BJ's pretty good. It's cool.
0:48:37 > 0:48:42First up is the Brighouse toffee bucket.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Here it comes.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46?20? 20 I have.
0:48:46 > 0:48:51At ?20. At 20. And 2.50. And 25.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54And 7.50. And ?30 on commission.
0:48:54 > 0:48:55?30. 32.50. Still going.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59IAN: At ?32.50. BEN: Come on!
0:48:59 > 0:49:01At 32.50. Anybody else?
0:49:01 > 0:49:02I don't believe it.
0:49:02 > 0:49:07At...?32.50 in the middle. LAUGHTER
0:49:07 > 0:49:09All done at 32.50...
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Yes, come on!
0:49:11 > 0:49:15That is... Is that plus ?17.50?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Oh, yes, more than doubled its money.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20It's more than doubled its money! Local interest.
0:49:20 > 0:49:25Lot 82 is the 1970s electric fruit machine. Savanna Park.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28?50? 40? 40. Thank you.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30At ?40. At 40.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33And five. 45 here. At 45.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36Anybody else now? 45. At 45.
0:49:36 > 0:49:3950 right at the back of the room. At 50.
0:49:39 > 0:49:40At 55.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44I have 55. 7.50 if you like.
0:49:44 > 0:49:45At ?55, front row.
0:49:45 > 0:49:4755. Are you all finished?
0:49:47 > 0:49:4957.50.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53?60 here. At 60, front row. 60.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56Anybody else now, at ?60 for the fruit machine?
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Selling for ?60, then.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00All done?
0:50:00 > 0:50:02Yes, come on, profit! 60, great!
0:50:02 > 0:50:04That's a line-up of cherries!
0:50:04 > 0:50:06LAUGHTER
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Plus ten. Love it.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Lot 83. Interesting piece there.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14What am I bid? 30? 20?
0:50:14 > 0:50:17Start me at 15, somebody. 15.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21This is madness, come on... Thank you. 10 I'm bid.
0:50:21 > 0:50:2312.50 anywhere? At 10.
0:50:23 > 0:50:2512.50. 15.
0:50:25 > 0:50:2917.50. 20 there. ?20.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32?22.50. I have 22.50.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Go on! BEN: Go on!
0:50:35 > 0:50:39At ?22.50 in the corner. Any further bids? 25 by the kitchen.
0:50:39 > 0:50:43Yes! 25. 27.50. 27.50.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45On my right at ?27.50.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47Any further bids?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49At 27.50, then.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51Number 12.
0:50:51 > 0:50:56?32. That's 32 notes. And a profit on each item.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59What are you going to do about the artillery shell?
0:50:59 > 0:51:02Are you going to risk another 20? No question. Got to go.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05We trust Paul. Look at that face.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07I don't like to bang on about this,
0:51:07 > 0:51:09but we're going with the artillery shell?
0:51:09 > 0:51:12It'll blow them out the water. Oh, no!
0:51:12 > 0:51:16Lot 86. The English military artillery shell.
0:51:16 > 0:51:21Presentation piece on this gentleman's retirement.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24He didn't get a watch, he got a bullet!
0:51:24 > 0:51:25Lot 86.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31I wonder what he thought when he got home? Anyway,
0:51:31 > 0:51:34lot 86. What am I bid? ?30?
0:51:34 > 0:51:35?20.
0:51:35 > 0:51:3715, anywhere?
0:51:37 > 0:51:39It's ticking. 15, anywhere?
0:51:39 > 0:51:4215 I'm bid. At 15.
0:51:42 > 0:51:4317.50 anywhere?
0:51:43 > 0:51:45I've 15. Only one bid.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Come on! At ?15. Come on.
0:51:47 > 0:51:4817.50.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50?20.
0:51:50 > 0:51:5122.50.
0:51:51 > 0:51:5425.
0:51:54 > 0:51:5527.50.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57?30.
0:51:57 > 0:51:5930, the gentleman with the cap on.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02At ?30. Any further bids? At ?30.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05We're selling at ?30 to the highest bidder. All done?
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Well done, Paul. Very good.
0:52:09 > 0:52:10It's a profit. Lovely job.
0:52:10 > 0:52:14You are therefore, lads, overall, plus ?42.
0:52:14 > 0:52:20Plus ?42 is a remarkable achievement, I have to say,
0:52:20 > 0:52:23when you've only spent ?108 overall.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Beryl and Madge, this is your moment.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Do you know how the Reds got on? No. No. Good.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36We kept that from you deliberately and successfully.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40First up, chickens, are your weights, Beryl. Here they come.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42What shall we say? ?40?
0:52:42 > 0:52:4630? 20 to open? ?20?
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Start me where you like. 10 to start. ?10. 10 I'm bid.
0:52:50 > 0:52:5312.50. 15.
0:52:53 > 0:52:5417.50.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56?20.
0:52:56 > 0:52:5920, the gentleman with the hat on. At ?20.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Any further bids? 22.50.
0:53:01 > 0:53:0325 there.
0:53:03 > 0:53:0427.50.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08?30.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11Man with the hat on at ?30. Any further bids? All finished?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13At ?30. We're going at 30.
0:53:13 > 0:53:14BERYL: Come on! Come on!
0:53:14 > 0:53:16First and last time...
0:53:16 > 0:53:19I'm afraid it's ?30. That's minus 40.
0:53:19 > 0:53:22They don't like kilograms in Halifax!
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Not into kilos.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25OK. Here we go.
0:53:25 > 0:53:28What shall we say? ?40? 30?
0:53:28 > 0:53:3220, then? Royal Worcester, ?20. No!
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Open me somewhere. 15? 15. Here we go.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36?15 I'm bid. 17.50 do I see?
0:53:36 > 0:53:39Royal Worcester. At ?15.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Come on, Madge.
0:53:41 > 0:53:4317.50.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Use a card if you can. 17.50. 20.
0:53:45 > 0:53:50I have 20. Any further bids? At ?20. Come on! Royal Worcester.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54At ?20. Gentleman in the corner there. At ?20.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Oh, no! First and last time at ?20.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58Don't cry, Madge. Don't cry!
0:53:58 > 0:54:00Don't. Don't cry!
0:54:02 > 0:54:03Minus 25.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Lot 103.
0:54:05 > 0:54:0930. 30 I'm bid. And 5, sir? 35.
0:54:09 > 0:54:1140. 45.
0:54:11 > 0:54:1350. 55.
0:54:13 > 0:54:1660. And 5.
0:54:16 > 0:54:1870. And 5.
0:54:18 > 0:54:2180 and 5.
0:54:21 > 0:54:2290 and 5.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27?100. 105.
0:54:27 > 0:54:28IAN: 110. BERYL: Yes!
0:54:28 > 0:54:30115. 120.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32120 sat down there.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35120. Any further bids?
0:54:35 > 0:54:36At ?120. Bit more!
0:54:36 > 0:54:38BERYL: Come on! IAN: Fifth row.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41At 120. All done?
0:54:41 > 0:54:44Ah, all is not lost.
0:54:44 > 0:54:45Not completely lost, no.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47That is ?10 back.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50You were minus 65. You're now minus 55.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52It's not bad. You are minus 55.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Not a lot of shame in that. No.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Quickly, you have to decide what to do with the jewellery lark.
0:54:57 > 0:55:02If it doesn't do any good, it shows it's his fault because he's been guiding us!
0:55:02 > 0:55:06Shall we say no? This is not a game of... I love the blame game.
0:55:06 > 0:55:12I love the blame game. This is not a game of blame and shame. It's a game of love and harmony!
0:55:12 > 0:55:14We'll go for it. What? We'll go for it. You're going for it?
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Yeah. You are? Love the blame game. We're desperate.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19You're desperate? We're desperate, yes.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23What shall we say? ?30 for those? 30, 20?
0:55:23 > 0:55:25?20. At 20.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28?20? 15, anywhere?
0:55:28 > 0:55:3015 I'm bid. At 15.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32We've got bids. At 15. It's a start.
0:55:32 > 0:55:33Any advance on 15? Come on.
0:55:33 > 0:55:3717.50 if you like. At ?15.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Only one bid at ?15, here,
0:55:39 > 0:55:42on my right. Are we all done at ?15? Well done, Madge.
0:55:42 > 0:55:46Selling at 15. Any further bids? At 15.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48"Well done, Madge."
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Minus ?45 on that, Madge.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54This is when you follow an expert! Well done, Madge!
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Well done, Madge. You've done nicely with that(!)
0:55:56 > 0:55:59That rounds it down to a cool... That's your fault!
0:55:59 > 0:56:03I blame you now! ..minus ?100.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05All very good sports. A nice round figure.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09Good sports. Don't fall out at the final hurdle, girls!
0:56:09 > 0:56:12Why not? The big thing is, don't tell the Reds a thing.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15Mum's the word. Our lips are sealed.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19Everything should be sealed at this moment, Beryl!
0:56:24 > 0:56:25Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:56:25 > 0:56:29We've had some gaps between teams in the past,
0:56:29 > 0:56:34but rarely such a chasm as there is between these teams today.
0:56:34 > 0:56:38At the bottom end of the chasm, unfortunately, are the Blues.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
0:56:40 > 0:56:42Oh, no! Don't look so surprised, love!
0:56:42 > 0:56:45LAUGHTER We are! We're devastated!
0:56:45 > 0:56:50You know you're minus ?100, which is a fair old dollop! Yeah, that's...
0:56:50 > 0:56:53You made a nice profit on the swivel brooch.
0:56:53 > 0:56:57We did, yes. Let's be positive and optimistic. That was pretty good.
0:56:57 > 0:57:00It was. Thereafter... It went downhill.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02Best not talked about. Yes.
0:57:02 > 0:57:07But the victors today have done stupendously well, these Reds.
0:57:07 > 0:57:11They're going home with ?42. Here we go, Ben boy. Thanks.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13That's good, isn't it? Certainly is.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16That'll pay your RADA subscription for a while(!) You have the two!
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Thanks! Lovely, down the way...
0:57:18 > 0:57:23You made a lovely profit of ?17.50 on the tin of toffees. That was fab.
0:57:23 > 0:57:28You came up all cherries on the fruit machine, plus ?10. Lovely.
0:57:28 > 0:57:33Then you went on to make ?4.50, just making the third profit,
0:57:33 > 0:57:35which is so exciting,
0:57:35 > 0:57:39which enters you into the Ancient Order of the Golden Gavel!
0:57:39 > 0:57:43Except we haven't got any Golden Gavels any more.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46We ran out. You now get one of these very rare pins.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Please take one. Thank you. Jonathan, take your pick, mate.
0:57:49 > 0:57:53Thank you. And one to add to your collection, Mr Laidlaw.
0:57:53 > 0:57:57Your bedroom will be full of these, before we know where we are!
0:57:57 > 0:58:03Well done for that. Put it there. Getting the Golden Gavel is a rare occurrence.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Congratulations. Well done.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08We've had a fantastic time today.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?
0:58:10 > 0:58:12Yes!
0:58:40 > 0:58:41Home chefs with a passion for cooking
0:58:41 > 0:58:43join forces with professional chefs
0:58:43 > 0:58:45putting their reputations on the line.
0:58:45 > 0:58:46Mash the spuds!
0:58:46 > 0:58:49Take the risotto off for ten minutes!
0:58:49 > 0:58:50Who will rise and who will fall?
0:58:50 > 0:58:52How are you getting on?
0:58:52 > 0:58:53It's a cracking plate of food.
0:58:53 > 0:58:55Are you going to do me proud? Yes, chef.
0:58:55 > 0:58:56Brand-new...