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:00:15. > :00:19.10.00pm - that's amazing. What are we going to do before we have

:00:19. > :00:23.finished? Come with me. Come down here. Something very special is

:00:23. > :00:28.happening right now. Welcome to Children In Need on both channels,

:00:28. > :00:33.simultaneously. This is a first for us, Terry. How exciting is this?

:00:33. > :00:37.Well, I don't know if I can cope anymore, Tess. It's almost too much,

:00:37. > :00:42.isn't it, similar you would casting. I know. It has been an incredible

:00:42. > :00:51.night so far. Be brave. On Children In Need, there is more. We have JB

:00:51. > :00:58.Sports. We have Vic and Bob and Matt Hardle. The lovely Saturdays

:00:58. > :01:06.and not to forget Steps. Much, much more, and we're on BBC Two.

:01:06. > :01:10.Never Mint the Buzzcocks. The stars of Hollyoaks perform live. Magical

:01:10. > :01:20.mayhem with Vic and Bob and performances from JB Sports, Steps

:01:20. > :01:22.

:01:22. > :01:32.You might get sick of me saying this - we really do need your help.

:01:32. > :01:33.

:01:33. > :01:39.Remember, that number to call - emboss it on the fleshy tablets of

:01:39. > :01:41.your memory - 03457 33 22 33. Remember, every penny goes to

:01:41. > :01:44.disadvantaged children living here in the United Kingdom. They'll

:01:44. > :01:50.never shout me down. Get ready because we're about to take things

:01:50. > :01:56.up a notch. For the dads watching at home, it might be time to put

:01:56. > :01:58.the kettle on. It's the band that made teens scream. Never. And mums

:01:58. > :02:06.go, "I'm confused." It's One Direction.

:02:06. > :02:10.# Cos I'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart

:02:10. > :02:13.# I tore it apart

:02:13. > :02:16.# And, girl, what a mess I made upon your innocence

:02:16. > :02:19.# And no woman in the world deserves this

:02:19. > :02:24.# But here I am asking you for one more chance

:02:24. > :02:29.# Can we fall, one more time?

:02:29. > :02:34.# Stop the tape and rewind

:02:34. > :02:40.# Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade

:02:40. > :02:45.# Cos there is nobody else

:02:46. > :02:51.# It's gotta be you

:02:51. > :02:57.# Only you

:02:57. > :03:02.# It's got to be you

:03:03. > :03:10.# Only you

:03:10. > :03:13.# Now, girl, I hear it in your voice- and how it trembles

:03:13. > :03:15.# When you speak to me I don't resemble

:03:15. > :03:20.# Who I was You've almost had enough

:03:20. > :03:24.# And your actions speak louder than words

:03:24. > :03:27.# And you're about to break from all you've heard

:03:27. > :03:31.# But don't be scared I ain't going no where

:03:31. > :03:37.# I'll be here, by your side

:03:37. > :03:42.# No more fears, no more crying

:03:42. > :03:48.# But if you walk away I know I'll fade

:03:48. > :03:53.# Cos there is nobody else

:03:53. > :03:59.# It's gotta be you

:03:59. > :04:04.# Only you

:04:04. > :04:10.# It's got to be you

:04:10. > :04:16.# Only you

:04:16. > :04:20.# Oh, girl, can we try one more One more time?

:04:20. > :04:23.# One more, one more Can we try

:04:23. > :04:28.# One more, one more time? I'll make it better

:04:28. > :04:31.# One more, one more, can we try?

:04:31. > :04:34.# One more, one more, can we try?

:04:34. > :04:39.# Can we try one more time to make it all better?

:04:39. > :04:44.# Cos it's gotta be you

:04:44. > :04:49.# It's gotta be you

:04:49. > :04:56.# It's gotta be you

:04:56. > :05:01.# Only you

:05:01. > :05:06.# It's gotta be you

:05:06. > :05:13.# Only you

:05:13. > :05:23.# It's gotta be you

:05:23. > :05:31.

:05:31. > :05:41.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:05:41. > :05:46.

:05:46. > :05:46.Hello.

:05:46. > :05:46.Hello. They

:05:47. > :05:51.Hello. They seem

:05:51. > :05:55.Hello. They seem to like you. They seem to think that was OK for us.

:05:55. > :05:57.Well done. One Direction - absolutely.

:05:57. > :06:05.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wasn't that great?

:06:05. > :06:10.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE They loved it. They loved it.

:06:10. > :06:15.a difference a year makes. How are you coping with all the screaming

:06:15. > :06:20.girls and all of the attention? Do you love it? We love it. We're

:06:20. > :06:23.teenaged lads, so we enjoy it. guys are amazing. That was

:06:23. > :06:28.absolutely brilliant. One more time, give it up for One Direction.

:06:28. > :06:38.you for joining us. Thank you, lads. Thanks, fellas.

:06:38. > :06:42.Come on. We're over here. Can't hear myself think. That's

:06:42. > :06:45.terrific - if we can make ourselves heard over this, you have an

:06:45. > :06:50.important announcement to make. That's right. I am going to make

:06:50. > :06:51.myself scarce now. I am going to love you and leave you, Terry.

:06:51. > :07:00.is the very moving moment, ladies and gentlemen.

:07:00. > :07:03.APPLAUSE One Direction - I am off. Are you

:07:03. > :07:08.following this group off? No, I promise I'm not. I'm going to

:07:08. > :07:12.Wembley for Strictly for Children In Need tomorrow night. Excellent.

:07:12. > :07:15.I wanted to thank Strictly for all the help they have given us. Before

:07:15. > :07:21.you go, I can tell you the amount raised so far by the Strictly Come

:07:21. > :07:28.Dancing team is a fantastic �94,000. That is terrific. Well done,

:07:28. > :07:35.Strictly. Good luck to you, Tess and the Strictly team. Thank you

:07:35. > :07:44.for joining us. Thank you, my darling. And remember - keep...

:07:44. > :07:48.Keep! Giving! Giving! Thank you, Terry. See you at Wembley.

:07:48. > :07:52.They come, and they go. And there's more. I'd like to talk to you about

:07:52. > :07:56.child poverty. Look. I know we're having a wonderful time here, but

:07:56. > :07:59.just take a moment out. It's a difficult subject because none of

:07:59. > :08:04.us likes to think that children are going hungry in the United Kingdom.

:08:04. > :08:09.The truth is, they are. Now, right now on this Friday night, there are

:08:09. > :08:13.thousands of children going without the very basic provisions that all

:08:13. > :08:17.of us here take for granted. Earlier this year the BBC showed a

:08:17. > :08:21.very powerful documentary on this very subject. It was called Poor

:08:22. > :08:27.Kids. In it a very brave group of young children talked openly about

:08:27. > :08:31.living in extreme poverty, and the film makers have allowed us to use

:08:31. > :08:41.an extract so if you can meet a young boy named Sam - he's going to

:08:41. > :08:41.

:08:41. > :08:45.tell you what life has been like My name's Sam, I'm 11 years old,

:08:45. > :08:47.Sam lives with his dad and older sister.

:08:47. > :08:49.His mum walked out on the family on Sam's second birthday.

:08:49. > :08:50.I think I'm poor because we only get �420 a month.

:08:50. > :08:55.And that goes on what we need... and not what we want.

:08:55. > :08:59.We have to spend it on food and electric and gas.

:08:59. > :09:05.The electric is put on a key which goes into a box

:09:06. > :09:08.and Dad puts a fiver on it every so often.

:09:08. > :09:11.And when we run out of electric, the whole house goes...

:09:11. > :09:13.SNAPS FINGERS

:09:13. > :09:15.Everything just shuts off.

:09:15. > :09:19.Except for battery-powered stuff, and candles.

:09:19. > :09:27.And the gas, when that runs out, the whole house is freezing.

:09:27. > :09:32.With every penny accounted for, the family have no choice

:09:32. > :09:35.but to rely on credit for many household items.

:09:35. > :09:38.You're not actually paying for the TV.

:09:38. > :09:42.You're paying for a household item,- say the fridge,

:09:42. > :09:44.the cooker or the washing machine.

:09:44. > :09:49.They'll give you a set amount to pay off each week,

:09:49. > :09:52.two weeks, or month.

:09:52. > :09:57.Ours is set round about �50 a month at the minute.

:09:57. > :10:03.But like all credit, this form of payment incurs interest,

:10:03. > :10:07.costing extra money Sam's family can ill-afford.

:10:07. > :10:08.Oh, yeah!

:10:08. > :10:18.Sam's dad is keen to find a job that might fit around childcare.

:10:18. > :10:24.Computer said no. Computer said no.

:10:24. > :10:27.It's not easy for people to look for jobs now,

:10:27. > :10:33.because for every five people, there's one job.

:10:33. > :10:39.Almost half the children in this part of Leicester live in families

:10:39. > :10:42.without work, and Sam sometimes goes without meals as a result.

:10:42. > :10:46.Until Dad has a job, we don't have any money.

:10:46. > :10:49.And sometimes I don't even get lunch.

:10:49. > :10:54.Dad is juggling money.

:10:54. > :10:56.Going like that.

:10:56. > :11:01.Going food-debt-food-debt-

:11:01. > :11:04.food-debt-food-debt- food-debt-food-debt.

:11:04. > :11:07.FIREWORKS

:11:07. > :11:10.Angry and frustrated is how I feel.

:11:10. > :11:14.It'll probably take years for my dad to get a job,

:11:14. > :11:16.or maybe decades.

:11:16. > :11:24.Or even, maybe...centuries.

:11:24. > :11:27.Fizzing! Daddy!

:11:27. > :11:37.It is fizzing.

:11:37. > :11:37.

:11:37. > :11:41.You get used to them.

:11:41. > :11:48.Mine's going, mine's going... mine's gone.

:11:48. > :11:52.The family's finances also affect Sam's school life.

:11:52. > :11:57.I have to re-use my sister's shirts and then I get called a girl.

:11:57. > :12:01.It gets me psyched up, and then I just want to punch them.

:12:01. > :12:05.But then I get detention or sent to isolation.

:12:05. > :12:09.It doesn't matter if you're wearing- a girl's shirt

:12:09. > :12:12.or a girl's trousers or a girl's blazer.

:12:12. > :12:14.Because you've got them...

:12:15. > :12:19.It don't matter what you're wearing, it matters who you are.

:12:19. > :12:23.People call me big girl's blouse as well,

:12:23. > :12:27.because I'm wearing girl's blazers and shirts.

:12:27. > :12:30.Look, this is a girl's shirt.

:12:30. > :12:36.Cos girls have them little flecks, them little lines.

:12:36. > :12:43.My sister donated this shirt to me cos I needed a shirt for school.

:12:43. > :12:46.I worry about Sam all the time.

:12:46. > :12:49.Once you're marked, you're marked for life.

:12:49. > :12:52.The minute people find out you're poor,

:12:52. > :12:56.they automatically assume, and then you lose that friend.

:12:56. > :12:58.You have to be so careful what you say,

:12:58. > :13:02.because you're automatically, in the back of your head

:13:02. > :13:05.you're always going, "What if I say- something and they don't like it?",

:13:05. > :13:08.or "What if I let something slip?"

:13:08. > :13:10.You've always got the what-ifs going through your head.

:13:10. > :13:13.You tend to just start merging into the background,

:13:13. > :13:15.not wanting to join in.

:13:15. > :13:18.Sometimes it does feel like you've got a big hefty secret

:13:18. > :13:28.and you need to keep it hidden.

:13:28. > :13:34.

:13:34. > :13:35.for him. Since

:13:35. > :13:35.for him. Since that

:13:35. > :13:38.for him. Since that film

:13:38. > :13:43.for him. Since that film Sam's family have moved to new

:13:43. > :13:48.accommodation and things are looking up. We'd like to thank True

:13:48. > :13:51.Vision for showing us that film. It's estimated there are 3.8

:13:51. > :13:55.million children living in poverty in the United Kingdom now. Children

:13:55. > :14:02.In Need - I'm sure you are as well - are committed to helping them.

:14:02. > :14:07.Please help us to help them. Call 03457 33 22 33.

:14:07. > :14:15.Now it's time to lighten proceedings. Give a massive

:14:15. > :14:20.Children In Need welcome to the fabulous Fearne Cotton.

:14:20. > :14:29.# Who run the world? Girls # Who run the world? Girls #

:14:29. > :14:33.Hello. Woo-hoo! Look at you. Wearing a frock and everything.

:14:33. > :14:37.Muah! Give it up for Terry Wogan. What a wonderful show so far. It

:14:37. > :14:40.has been brilliant. Yeah, fantastic. This is as well as we'd ever done,

:14:41. > :14:44.and in the middle of a terrible economic recession, it's quite

:14:44. > :14:48.unbelievable and a wonderful tribute to you, the British public.

:14:48. > :14:53.Terry, I hope you'll be pleased to hear I'm sticking with you right

:14:53. > :14:58.through until 2.00am. Is that OK? Can't get everything I ask for.

:14:58. > :15:02.Life is tough. I am with you. It's going to fly by because there is so

:15:02. > :15:08.much more left to come on Children In Need night. Have a look.

:15:08. > :15:12.There is mad-capped mayhem with Vic and Bob, music from Adele, Olly

:15:12. > :15:15.Murs, Westlife and JLS. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:15:15. > :15:25.Plus, Russell Howard and his good fund-raising news.

:15:25. > :15:26.

:15:26. > :15:31.I tell you what - I cannot get over the buzz in this studio tonight.

:15:31. > :15:35.What an incredible night so far and a lovely atmosphere. Now, any show

:15:35. > :15:40.that once had Sir Terry Wogan as its guest host is going to be hip

:15:40. > :15:43.and happening, especially if his hip was playing up on the night.

:15:43. > :15:45.Now, Never Mind the Buzzcocks... Did you write that yourself? I did.

:15:45. > :15:55.MUSIC: "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" No, I didn't. And here is a

:15:55. > :16:14.

:16:14. > :16:21.fantastic special edition. Have a Never Mind The Buzzcocks

:16:21. > :16:23.And, frankly, it's just as well, cos I've seen Pudsey's record collection,

:16:23. > :16:27.and unless you're into thrash metal, you would be lost!

:16:27. > :16:28.He's an animal!

:16:28. > :16:30.With team captain Noel Fielding...

:16:30. > :16:32.# Romeo, Romeo... #

:16:32. > :16:36.She became everyone's favourite member of Steps in 2001

:16:36. > :16:39.when she left and they disbanded.

:16:39. > :16:43.Now very bravely reforming them, it's Claire Richards.

:16:43. > :16:45.APPLAUSE

:16:45. > :16:48.And he's best known as loveable Barry in EastEnders,

:16:48. > :16:51.or loveable fool Barry in Extras, and now loveable Barry on Buzzcocks.

:16:51. > :16:55.It's Shaun "Barry" Williamson. Hello!

:16:55. > :16:59.APPLAUSE

:16:59. > :17:03.And across the way, with captain Phill Jupitus...

:17:03. > :17:06.You've got big dreams, you want fame...

:17:06. > :17:10.She's been on Buzzcocks twice already.

:17:10. > :17:12.Once more and she gets to keep it.

:17:12. > :17:18.It's Arlene Phillips. APPLAUSE

:17:18. > :17:20.And as the drummer in McFly, he's currently storming Strictly

:17:20. > :17:20.and shocking everyone by having a sense of rhythm!

:17:20. > :17:20.Ed

:17:20. > :17:22.Ed article

:17:22. > :17:27.It's Harry Judd. APPLAUSE

:17:27. > :17:29.So, we'll kick off with the Intros Round.

:17:29. > :17:32.Noel and Claire, here are yours for Shaun.

:17:32. > :17:35.And remember, it's the title of the song we're after.

:17:35. > :17:40.I'm up with some of the new bands - Kaiser Monkeys I like, and...

:17:40. > :17:43.He's so loveable, isn't he?!

:17:43. > :17:46.I'm just glad to be out of the house, Katy, to be honest!

:17:46. > :17:49.It's a night out for me!

:17:49. > :17:50.Go for it!

:17:50. > :17:52.# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

:17:52. > :17:55.# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

:17:55. > :17:58.# Daddle-da-daow, da-da-daa

:17:58. > :18:00.# Duun dun-dun-dun

:18:00. > :18:02.# Duddle-duh-duh-dun. #

:18:02. > :18:05.It-It-It-It is, er, the, um...LAUGHTER

:18:05. > :18:08.Fun Lovin' Criminals, Scooby Snacks.

:18:08. > :18:11.Oh! Close?

:18:11. > :18:13.As I look there at Claire and Noel,

:18:13. > :18:17.I think they'd be a really good band called 12 Steps.

:18:17. > :18:22.I look like evil and you look like good! From a children's story!

:18:22. > :18:25.If you could get either side of Barry, on his shoulders,

:18:25. > :18:29.you could advise him morally through the day.

:18:29. > :18:31.Barry, have you ever actually...?

:18:31. > :18:33.Your name isn't even Barry, is it? LAUGHTER

:18:33. > :18:36.What's going on there?!

:18:36. > :18:37.My name isn't Barry, but it'll be on my gravestone,

:18:38. > :18:41.so I've just got to get on with it, really.

:18:41. > :18:43.Does anybody want to see loveable Barry dance?

:18:43. > :18:46.- Saturday Night Fever. - Saturday Night Fever!

:18:46. > :18:47.You ready?

:18:47. > :18:49.# Bam bam bam bam ba-ba-ba-baa!

:18:49. > :18:52.# Bam bam bam bam ba-ba-ba-baa! #

:18:52. > :18:56.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:18:56. > :18:58.I'm going to pass it over to Phill.

:18:58. > :19:00.You know what it was? No idea. It goes...

:19:00. > :19:02.# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

:19:02. > :19:05.# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

:19:05. > :19:09.# Waaow waaow... # I know that! But what was it?

:19:09. > :19:11.# Duh-buh duh-buh dubba-duh-duh. #

:19:11. > :19:14.EastEnders! No, no, no, cos what...

:19:14. > :19:17.Duh-duh-duh... No, that's not how it works. OK.

:19:17. > :19:20.If we get Shaun... Say something incredibly tragic.

:19:20. > :19:22.I love you, Janine! Don't push me! No-o-o-o!

:19:22. > :19:26.Duff duff duff-duff duff-duff-duff.

:19:26. > :19:29.Arlene, I enjoyed your clip earlier that was shown in your intro,

:19:29. > :19:31.where you choreographed Fame!, didn't you, for Children In Need?

:19:31. > :19:36.I did, yes! Starring Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles.

:19:36. > :19:39.Absolutely. And I made Adrian Chiles smile. Right.

:19:39. > :19:41.Not a lot of people have done that.

:19:41. > :19:44.I just banged my stick... Yup, I saw that. ..and smiled...

:19:44. > :19:47.Like Gandalf. Yep. Absolutely!

:19:47. > :19:51...and hoped that my stick-banging would raise a lot of money.

:19:51. > :19:54.Well, good. I have absolutely no idea what's going on!

:19:54. > :19:58.Literally none!

:19:58. > :20:00.I think it's about time somebody answered this question.

:20:00. > :20:03.It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles.

:20:03. > :20:10.Yes, it is. You're absolutely right. Here's how it should have sounded.

:20:10. > :20:18.MUSIC: "Sergeant Pepper'sLonely Hearts Club"

:20:18. > :20:20.# It was 20 years ago today

:20:20. > :20:22.# Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play

:20:22. > :20:25.# They've been going in and out of style

:20:25. > :20:26.# But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

:20:26. > :20:29.# So may I introduce to you

:20:29. > :20:31.# The act you've known for all these years

:20:31. > :20:35.# It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

:20:35. > :20:40.# We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

:20:40. > :20:44.# We hope you will enjoy the show

:20:44. > :20:48.# We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

:20:48. > :20:51.# Sit back and let the evening go... #

:20:51. > :20:56.APPLAUSE

:20:56. > :21:01.So, that was the EastEnders cast singing the Beatles' Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

:21:01. > :21:03.They look good - I like the new costume designer.

:21:03. > :21:07.It's not a very well known song, so don't worry about it(!)

:21:07. > :21:11.Paul McCartney recently launched a campaign to introduce Meat Free Monday.

:21:11. > :21:15.It's going to be followed by Trumping Tuesday.

:21:15. > :21:17.Phill and Harry, here are yours for Arlene.

:21:17. > :21:20.And remember, it's the title of the song we're after.

:21:20. > :21:22.Can you make sure the tempo's right?

:21:22. > :21:25.They were not singing Sergeant Pepper's...

:21:25. > :21:27.You're a control freak, Phillips!

:21:28. > :21:31.What would have happened if I'd have done that in your dance studio and I got sticked?!

:21:31. > :21:34.Is that what you do in your dance classes - you have a big stick?

:21:34. > :21:38.Actually, you're not allowed to now, but when I was teaching...

:21:38. > :21:41.LAUGHTER

:21:41. > :21:43.When I was teaching...

:21:43. > :21:47.You say that with a hint of regret! Yeah, it's never left me!

:21:47. > :21:50.# Waowa-wowwa wowwa-wowwa Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa

:21:50. > :21:52.# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa Uh-uhh-uh-uhh uhh-uhh uh uh

:21:52. > :21:54.# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa Uh-uhh-uh-uhh uhh-uhh uh uh

:21:54. > :21:56.# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa

:21:56. > :21:58.# Wah-wah-wah-wah wuuh-wuuh-wuuh

:21:58. > :22:01.# Wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah Wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah

:22:01. > :22:05.# Whadda-whadda bum-cha... # PHILL STAMPS FLOOR IN TIME

:22:05. > :22:09.# Ba-ba ba-ba badda-badda ba da-daa Da-da da-da dadda-dadda. #

:22:09. > :22:14.Enough tempo for you?! LAUGHTER

:22:14. > :22:16.When it started, I thought it was Take On Me.

:22:16. > :22:20.There was a lot of guts in it, a lot of beating! Mm!

:22:20. > :22:22.A lot of rhythm. Yeah! A lot of stamping! Ooh!

:22:22. > :22:25.SHE SIGHS

:22:25. > :22:27.I don't know. OK. Have you got any idea...

:22:27. > :22:28.We know what it is. You know what it is.

:22:28. > :22:30.I think Claire knows what it is.

:22:30. > :22:32.I'm going to redeem myself for being so rubbish in ours!

:22:32. > :22:33.No, you were good!

:22:33. > :22:35.Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

:22:35. > :22:41.That is absolutely right. Get in there! Come on!

:22:41. > :22:43.And here's how it should have sounded.

:22:43. > :22:47.# I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays

:22:47. > :22:50.# Fold 'em, let 'em Hit me, raise it

:22:50. > :22:51.# Baby, stay with me I love it

:22:51. > :22:54.# Love game, intuition Play the cards with spades to start

:22:54. > :22:57.# And after he's been hooked

:22:57. > :22:59.# I'll play the one that's on his heart

:22:59. > :23:01.# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

:23:01. > :23:03.# Oh, oh-woah-oh-oh

:23:03. > :23:07.# I'll get him hot Show him what I've got

:23:07. > :23:11.# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh Woah-oh-oh

:23:11. > :23:16.# I'll get him hot Show him what I've got

:23:16. > :23:18.# Can't read my, can't read my

:23:18. > :23:21.# No, he can't read my poker face

:23:21. > :23:23.# She's got to love nobody... #

:23:23. > :23:26.APPLAUSE

:23:26. > :23:30.Never mind Take On Me - shame on me, cos I even know the choreography.

:23:30. > :23:34.It's no good, is it, Arlene? Tragedy. Yeah, that's it...

:23:34. > :23:37.Oh, sorry! It's just a natural reaction - I can't help it!

:23:37. > :23:40.What's it like, doing the reunion tour? Come on.

:23:40. > :23:42.We haven't started the tour yet, but it's really exciting. Sold out!

:23:42. > :23:45.What you don't know is me and Phill bought all the tickets!

:23:45. > :23:48.We're going to be front and centre every night!

:23:48. > :23:53.So, there we saw newsreaders Fiona Bruce, Kate Silverton,

:23:54. > :23:58.Susanna Reid and Sophie Raworth singing Lady Gaga's Poker Face.

:23:58. > :24:02.Lady Gaga's infamous meat dress was both impractical and unpleasant.

:24:02. > :24:04.But on the plus side,

:24:04. > :24:08.put it on a hot wash with some veg and you've got a delicious stew!

:24:08. > :24:11.OK, next up, it's the Identity Parade, and it's open to both teams.

:24:11. > :24:16.Phill's team, if you could come and join Noel, Claire and Shaun.

:24:16. > :24:17.I know it's a break from the norm.

:24:17. > :24:21.ARLENE: Where am I? I think you can go there.

:24:21. > :24:27.All right? LAUGHTER

:24:27. > :24:29.Oh, Christ! Hello, Claire from Steps! Hello, Phill.

:24:29. > :24:32.Did you get my letters? LAUGHTER

:24:32. > :24:34.They're the ones written in orange ink.

:24:34. > :24:36.Yeah, you know he's not allowed to be this close to me? Yeah.

:24:36. > :24:39.Phill... LAUGHTER

:24:39. > :24:42.Phill, I don't want you violating your restraining order, so swap with Harry, please.

:24:42. > :24:46.You need to be in the middle. LAUGHTER

:24:47. > :24:49.I love you, Claire from Steps!

:24:49. > :24:53.Wait a minute! There's nothing wrong with his eye - look!

:24:53. > :24:58.LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

:24:58. > :25:01.Is he one of these welfare cheats?! He's a benefit cheat!

:25:01. > :25:04.All right, I'm going to call a halt to this.

:25:04. > :25:09.For the audience only, here are some of the Big Brother contestants giving their all.

:25:09. > :25:11.# Go on now, go

:25:11. > :25:13.# Walk out the door

:25:13. > :25:15.# Just turn around now

:25:15. > :25:18.# Cos you're not welcome any more

:25:18. > :25:20.# Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?

:25:20. > :25:23.# I will survive

:25:23. > :25:25.# I will survive...

:25:25. > :25:30.# I will survive! #

:25:30. > :25:33.That was the cast of Big Brother performing I Will Survive.

:25:33. > :25:37.But which one of our line-up is the hat-wearing, face-pulling Bubble?

:25:38. > :25:40.Is it number one, Bubble?

:25:40. > :25:43.Number one, Buble?

:25:43. > :25:47.Number three, the Bubble's burst?

:25:47. > :25:51.Number four, I'm forever blowing Bubble?

:25:51. > :25:58.Or number five, Pudsey Bear?

:25:58. > :26:08.Number five, we know about your eye.

:26:08. > :26:09.

:26:09. > :26:10.Claire, I'm going to ask you.

:26:10. > :26:12.Have you got a gut feeling about any of them?

:26:12. > :26:13.Well, I'm kind of wondering if it's a trick question.

:26:13. > :26:14.In what sense?

:26:14. > :26:17.The Big Brother people, one of them dressed up as Pudsey.

:26:17. > :26:21.Well, no, cos it's number two, but I take your point! No...

:26:21. > :26:25.I want to ask Harry, because I think this series of Big Brother went out before you were born.

:26:25. > :26:27.I think... I know it's number two, actually.

:26:27. > :26:30.You all know it's number two?

:26:30. > :26:32.Am I the only person who DOESN'T know it's number two?

:26:32. > :26:33.Wouldn't it be lovely if Pudsey could win?

:26:33. > :26:36.How magical would that be? All right, it's number five.

:26:36. > :26:39.OK, are we all going to go along with this?

:26:39. > :26:40.You all think it's number five? Yeah.

:26:40. > :26:43.I mean, number two's going to be gutted we've not recognised him!

:26:43. > :26:45.Yeah, yeah! We think it's number five, Katy Brand.

:26:45. > :26:47.Pudsey's much bigger in real life than I'd imagined he would be.

:26:47. > :26:49.Yeah. Noel thought that this really was Pudsey.

:26:49. > :26:51.I mean, what's happening here?

:26:51. > :26:52.It's like Gulliver's Travels. Who's this?!

:26:53. > :26:57.Aww! You can pick him up!

:26:57. > :27:00.Oh, no! That's just... Oh, look!

:27:00. > :27:04.I feel like I've been evil - I want to give Pudsey a cuddle.

:27:04. > :27:10.He is very cuddlesome. Let's see what he's all about. Come on!

:27:10. > :27:13.Noel, Noel. You're going to frighten children when you do this.

:27:13. > :27:20.ALL: Aww! APPLAUSE

:27:20. > :27:22.Right, I'm going to have to call some order to this now.

:27:22. > :27:24.Bubble's a busy man(!)

:27:24. > :27:28.LAUGHTER No, no. Sorry, that was cruel!

:27:28. > :27:31.Would the real Bubble please step forward.

:27:31. > :27:35.APPLAUSE

:27:35. > :27:38.Now teaching drama. Bubble, ladies and gentlemen.

:27:38. > :27:44.Right, would Phill's team like to go back and take their seats?

:27:44. > :27:50.You all right there, Phill?

:27:50. > :27:52.And that brings us to the final scores.

:27:52. > :27:54.Noel's team have one.

:27:54. > :27:56.But Phill's team have two.

:27:56. > :28:00.APPLAUSE

:28:00. > :28:01.Well done, Phill's team.

:28:01. > :28:03.And well done to you at home if you've already donated.

:28:03. > :28:05.If you haven't yet, there's still time.

:28:06. > :28:10.Call:

:28:10. > :28:16.Or go online to bbc.co.uk/pudsey.

:28:16. > :28:20.I've been Katy Brand and this has been Never Mind The Buzzcocks for Children In Need.

:28:20. > :28:22.Good night.

:28:22. > :28:32.APPLAUSE

:28:32. > :28:39.

:28:39. > :28:40.I

:28:40. > :28:40.I love

:28:40. > :28:43.I love the

:28:44. > :28:50.I love the Buzzcocks. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:28:50. > :28:57.You know, I do enjoy the Buzzcocks because we have history, you know?

:28:57. > :29:02.Yes, we know this, Terry. That Noel Fielding is a very attractive woman.

:29:02. > :29:07.He's very pretty. I'll tell you what I'm in the mood for, Terry - a

:29:07. > :29:15.nice, big thank you. Always a disappointment. Your wish is my

:29:15. > :29:18.command, my lady. Thank you. CostCo's sedrot a great day's fund-

:29:18. > :29:20.raising begins with a hearty breakfast. All proceeds to Children

:29:20. > :29:25.In Need, of course. APPLAUSE

:29:25. > :29:31.Followed by thanking customers for their generous donations before

:29:31. > :29:39.making sure everyone leaves with a smile on their face. Thank you. See

:29:39. > :29:43.you. B&Q have been selling spotty goodies as well as hosting

:29:43. > :29:47.community events. In Hampshire they invited pupils to do a spot of

:29:47. > :29:53.colouring in before everyone went potty for the paint, bringing a

:29:53. > :29:57.whole new meaning to DIY, decorate it yourself! A big thanks also to

:29:57. > :30:06.the Rotary Club - throughout the UK - who have been hard at work with

:30:06. > :30:08.their fund-raising activities. As have the Roundtablers, who have

:30:08. > :30:17.been collecting since dawn today, with many still out there.

:30:17. > :30:22.APPLAUSE I hope you noticed that I went into

:30:22. > :30:27.a completely different outfit for you. This tie is spectacular.

:30:27. > :30:31.a tie and a handkerchief. It was for you. Thank you. It's wonderful

:30:31. > :30:36.to see such healthy-looking totals from our supporters across the

:30:36. > :30:42.country. So many of you have got involved. We hear Carrick Youth

:30:42. > :30:48.Club in Northern Ireland have raised �500 shake their stuff in a

:30:48. > :30:54.disco for Pudsey. Well done! Well done. Now, being a teedge teenager

:30:54. > :30:58.is an easy time of life. There's whole load of choices to be made,

:30:58. > :31:03.and sadly, it's pretty easy to make the wrong ones. Alesha Dixon went

:31:03. > :31:12.to a project funded by Children In Need which tries to get kids to

:31:12. > :31:18.make the right choice instead of there's a little blue building

:31:18. > :31:24.It was set up in memory of Brett was about 14

:31:24. > :31:29.Basically, it was cos there and it started

:31:29. > :31:34.And then it just went into harder and bigger things.

:31:34. > :31:36.It was really hard for us as a family.

:31:36. > :31:39.My mother went downhill really bad,- cos that's all she lived for -

:31:39. > :31:42.for me and my brother.

:31:42. > :31:45.I can remember the day he died as if it happened yesterday.

:31:45. > :31:50.He turned 18 in the March and he died in July.

:31:50. > :31:53.Brett died when he was hit by a train.

:31:53. > :31:55.His heart-broken mum, Helena, blamed the tragedy

:31:55. > :31:57.on his problems with drink and drugs,

:31:57. > :32:00.and wanted to prevent other kids following the same path.

:32:00. > :32:05.Convinced they needed somewhere else- to go, she set up KPC Youth Centre.

:32:05. > :32:08.I'm here to see the project in action.

:32:08. > :32:13.It's obviously the area the kids all hang out.

:32:13. > :32:15.LAUGHTER

:32:15. > :32:17.When you're a teenager, you want to be with your mates, you know.

:32:17. > :32:19.Teenagers don't want to besitting at home with their parents -

:32:19. > :32:22.they want to be out, hanging around.

:32:22. > :32:24.And I guess we have to find a way of managing that.

:32:24. > :32:27.Otherwise, that hanging around turns- to destructive behaviour.

:32:27. > :32:32.And that's where KPC comes in.

:32:32. > :32:35.Every week, youth workers like Karen get out onto the streets

:32:36. > :32:40.and talk to the kids, offering them an alternative.

:32:40. > :32:42.We're from KPC over the road - we're a youth centre -

:32:42. > :32:44.and we were just wondering what you're up to tonight.

:32:44. > :32:45.Where have you been? Nothing.

:32:46. > :32:48.Just sitting on the street doing nothing. Yeah?

:32:48. > :32:52.Jay here is only 13. By encouraging him to join now,

:32:52. > :32:56.there's a much better chance he'll stay out of trouble.

:32:56. > :32:58.I think that's wicked, it's given you something to do.

:32:58. > :33:00.I hope to see you there tomorrow. Yeah.

:33:00. > :33:09.Going to come tomorrow? Yeah.

:33:09. > :33:11.'This place not only offers kids a cool place to hang out...'

:33:11. > :33:15.Afternoon, everyone! '..but also teaches them skills

:33:15. > :33:18.'to help them get on in life.'

:33:18. > :33:19.Careful, Jay! You all right, Jay?

:33:19. > :33:22.I see that Jay showed up from last night.

:33:22. > :33:26.Right, what happens in this room?

:33:26. > :33:29.That's where we have all of the games. The games room.

:33:29. > :33:32.Everyone wants to find a solution to the problem

:33:32. > :33:34.of how to keep kids off the streets.

:33:34. > :33:36.Oh, I love it in here!

:33:36. > :33:37.Well, here's a solution.

:33:37. > :33:39.You do drama as well?

:33:39. > :33:42.Youth crime is down 60% in this area. That's incredible!

:33:42. > :33:47.KPC absolutely works. So that's great, then. Problem solved.

:33:47. > :33:53.Well, actually, no.

:33:53. > :33:59.Like youth clubs all over the country, KPC is struggling.

:33:59. > :34:02.Six years ago, founder Helena passed away.

:34:02. > :34:06.And since then, funds have been much- harder to come by.

:34:06. > :34:09.KPC is facing closure.

:34:09. > :34:12.They really, really need funding all the time.

:34:12. > :34:15.It's like, my eldest, she's going to be eight in December

:34:15. > :34:18.and she wants to come here,

:34:18. > :34:20.but there's no guarantee it'll still be open.

:34:20. > :34:24.So if Helena has grandkids, might not get to come to KPC.

:34:24. > :34:29.So I find that really heartbreaking.

:34:29. > :34:33.KPC needs your continued support more than ever.

:34:33. > :34:37.Otherwise, everything that Helena worked so hard for will be lost.

:34:37. > :34:40.ALL: KPC!

:34:40. > :34:42.It would break my heart

:34:42. > :34:45.to think this place could potentially close down

:34:45. > :34:49.after all these children have found the best support structure

:34:49. > :34:52.they could possibly have, to learn life skills,

:34:52. > :34:54.give them ambition, keep them off the streets.

:34:54. > :34:57.That this could go, that would feel like we're going backwards.

:34:57. > :35:00.It makes no sense.And I don't want to see that happen.

:35:00. > :35:02.But we can't do that without your help.

:35:02. > :35:10.So please call 03457 33 22 33. Every penny counts.

:35:10. > :35:20.Thank you so much.

:35:20. > :35:20.

:35:21. > :35:21.It

:35:21. > :35:21.It costs

:35:21. > :35:26.It costs �250

:35:26. > :35:28.It costs �250 to keep that place open for a night, and they're

:35:28. > :35:32.obviously doing a great job. Children In Need funds hundreds of

:35:32. > :35:37.projects like this around the UK, so please help us continue to

:35:37. > :35:47.support them. It does make a huge difference, and it keeps those kids

:35:47. > :35:49.

:35:49. > :35:59.safe, so do call 03457 33 22 33. Yeah. Thanks, Fearne. We've got an

:35:59. > :35:59.

:35:59. > :36:42.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 42 seconds

:36:42. > :36:52.entirely new crowd in. # When things go wrong

:36:52. > :36:55.

:36:55. > :37:00.# It's all for you Mmm

:37:00. > :37:04.# And it's dark in a cold December But I've got you to keep me warm

:37:04. > :37:10.# If you're broke I'll mend you And I'll keep you sheltered

:37:10. > :37:13.# From the storm that's raging on

:37:13. > :37:16.# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

:37:16. > :37:20.# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

:37:20. > :37:23.# And out of all these things I've done

:37:23. > :37:25.# I think I love you better now

:37:26. > :37:28.# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

:37:28. > :37:32.# I'll do it all for you in time

:37:32. > :37:35.# And out of all these things I've done

:37:35. > :37:38.# I think I love you better now

:37:38. > :37:45.# Now

:37:45. > :37:50.# I'm gonna paint you by numbers And colour you in

:37:50. > :37:54.# If things go right we can frame it

:37:54. > :37:57.# And put you on a wall

:37:57. > :38:03.# And it's so hard to say it But I've been here before

:38:03. > :38:09.# Now I'll surrender up my heart And swap it for yours

:38:09. > :38:12.# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

:38:12. > :38:15.# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

:38:16. > :38:18.# And out of all these things I've done

:38:18. > :38:21.# I think I love you better now

:38:21. > :38:24.# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

:38:24. > :38:27.# I'll do it all for you in time

:38:27. > :38:30.# And out of all these things I've done

:38:30. > :38:33.# I think I love you better now

:38:33. > :38:38.# Don't hold me down

:38:38. > :38:41.# I think my braces are breaking

:38:41. > :38:45.# And it's more than I can take

:38:46. > :38:47.# And it's dark in a cold December

:38:47. > :38:48.# But I've got you to keep me warm

:38:48. > :38:54.# And if you're broke I'll mend you And I'll keep you sheltered

:38:54. > :39:00.# From the storm that's raging on

:39:00. > :39:03.# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

:39:03. > :39:06.# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

:39:06. > :39:09.# And out of all these things I've done

:39:09. > :39:12.# I think I love you better now

:39:12. > :39:15.# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

:39:15. > :39:19.# I'll do it all for you in time

:39:19. > :39:22.# And out of all these things I've done

:39:22. > :39:25.# I think I love you better now

:39:25. > :39:28.# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

:39:28. > :39:31.# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

:39:31. > :39:35.# And out of all these things I've done

:39:35. > :39:41.# I think I love you better now

:39:41. > :39:51.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:39:51. > :39:55.

:39:55. > :39:56.APPLAUSE What

:39:56. > :39:56.What a