:00:00. > :00:40.Good evening, and welcome to Children In Need 2016.
:00:41. > :01:02.Hello, welcome to the Children in Need studio. I am Ade Adepitan and I
:01:03. > :01:07.am here to guide you through the best bits of Children In Need 2016,
:01:08. > :01:15.which happened on this stage last night. We have so much to pack in.
:01:16. > :01:21.Team GB do strictly, EastEnders deal 80s movies, Craig David, the cast of
:01:22. > :01:26.Aladdin and Doctor Who, Would I Lie To You? And Eddie Redmayne and his
:01:27. > :01:38.Fantastic Beasts. We had best move on, he does not mess about. Are you
:01:39. > :01:57.ready? Here we go. MUSIC PLAYS.
:01:58. > :02:04.Team rickshaw 2016, here they come. The children think they are here to
:02:05. > :02:13.rehearse, they are in fact in for a surprise.
:02:14. > :02:18.Your response to the show was absolutely overwhelming will stop
:02:19. > :02:22.thank you so much to each and everyone who have given and raised
:02:23. > :02:26.money. It really is appreciated. There is still time to make a
:02:27. > :02:31.donation to help change a life and here is how you can. To donate ?10,
:02:32. > :03:02.text the word Donate. You can also make a donation online.
:03:03. > :03:08.Last night, Pudsey took over the Strictly Ballroom and this year four
:03:09. > :03:15.Olympians swapped their tight spandex for sparkling dance gear.
:03:16. > :03:17.Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, on your marks, get set,
:03:18. > :03:24.dance. CHEERING Going for gold tonight
:03:25. > :03:26.are for medal winning They have been limbering up
:03:27. > :03:31.backstage and are ready to go. So let's welcome them -
:03:32. > :03:33.our Children in Need stars! Gold medal-winning canoeist
:03:34. > :03:36.Joe Clarke and his partner Janette Hockey gold medallist Hollie Webb
:03:37. > :03:44.and her partner Neil Jones. Taekwondo silver medallist
:03:45. > :03:46.Lutalo Muhammad and his And two-time gold medal-winner rower
:03:47. > :03:52.Helen Glover and her They lit up Rio this summer
:03:53. > :04:09.and are hoping to light up this All four of our couples will compete
:04:10. > :04:17.in one special group performance, but they'll be judged individually,
:04:18. > :04:20.and only one couple will walk away with the Children
:04:21. > :04:22.in Need Pudsey trophy. And not only are they rising
:04:23. > :04:27.to the Strictly challenge tonight, they're also hoping to raise
:04:28. > :04:30.lots of money for thousands of disadvantaged children living
:04:31. > :04:34.right here in the UK. There's no voting tonight,
:04:35. > :04:36.as our Children in Need champion will be chosen by four
:04:37. > :04:56.very important people. The athletes trained hard for the
:04:57. > :05:00.Olympic Games, but how hard did they train tonight? I am Hollie Webb and
:05:01. > :05:08.I was a member of the Team GB hockey team. It was the greatest moment of
:05:09. > :05:09.my life. I probably should not say that. It should have been when I got
:05:10. > :05:13.engaged. I'm Helen Glover, and I'm two-time
:05:14. > :05:15.Olympic rowing champion. Glover and Stanning defend
:05:16. > :05:16.their Olympic title! Steve and I got married three
:05:17. > :05:21.weeks after the Olympics. He did Strictly, actually, in 2014 -
:05:22. > :05:23.he's really, really intrigued I'm Lutalo Muhammad,
:05:24. > :05:27.Olympic silver medallist In my Olympic final, I was leading
:05:28. > :05:33.up till the last second. Each time I do watch it,
:05:34. > :05:37.I do feel some of the same emotion. I was so close to being
:05:38. > :05:40.Olympic champion! I mean, I don't cry or anything -
:05:41. > :05:44.I'm far too manly for that. I'm Joe Clarke, I'm a kayaker,
:05:45. > :05:46.and I won gold in One of the first things my mum said
:05:47. > :05:51.to me was, "When are Training's
:05:52. > :05:59.going really well. The harder I try, the more
:06:00. > :06:05.confused I'm getting. I'm really scared that my mind's
:06:06. > :06:08.just going to go blank. Really nervous - probably more
:06:09. > :06:11.nervous than I was at the Olympics. She's worked me really hard
:06:12. > :06:18.and never given me any rest so hopefully it's worth it
:06:19. > :06:21.in the end and I can win Dancing for the Pudsey
:06:22. > :06:28.Glitterball Trophy, MUSIC: The Edge of Glory
:06:29. > :09:41.by Lady Gaga So they are choosing
:09:42. > :10:08.our champion tonight - let's find out if the judges
:10:09. > :10:10.think our athletes are on the right track
:10:11. > :10:12.with that performance. Well, may I just say first of all,
:10:13. > :10:16.thank you so much for giving Craig, our athletes are of course
:10:17. > :10:43.incredibly fit, they're also Well, yes, it did, as a matter
:10:44. > :10:51.of fact, and I'm very proud of them But I'm going to be talking
:10:52. > :10:56.a little bit about Hollie. I'm going to say, if I could ever
:10:57. > :11:04.play hockey, darling, You are absolutely
:11:05. > :11:09.amazing at that. Well, I can't believe,
:11:10. > :11:19.actually, all of you, how much But I have to say, I couldn't
:11:20. > :11:23.take my eyes off your Divine lines that you made,
:11:24. > :11:28.lovely lunge at the very end. So who will be crowned
:11:29. > :11:42.Children in Need champions? Tonight, the judges will make
:11:43. > :11:45.a group decision, while they confer, On behalf of all the judges, Len,
:11:46. > :12:00.as head judge, can you please tell May I first say, if they gave out
:12:01. > :12:04.medals for commitment and effort, you'd all be gold medallists,
:12:05. > :12:10.because you were brilliant. But we have come to a conclusion,
:12:11. > :12:14.and our winners and Children in Need Oh, I don't
:12:15. > :12:34.believe it! You came so close to
:12:35. > :13:04.winning gold in Rio. I just want to say a big
:13:05. > :13:10.thank you to the judges, And of course to my lovely
:13:11. > :13:14.dance partner Karen. Brilliant, thank you so
:13:15. > :13:19.much for taking part. A huge thank you to all our couples
:13:20. > :13:23.and to you at home for We'll be back very soon,
:13:24. > :13:46.but in the meantime... That was brilliant! Thanks to
:13:47. > :13:51.everyone at Strictly and of course, those fantastic Team GB Olympians.
:13:52. > :13:55.Well done, dies! Still to come on Children In Need's best bits, music
:13:56. > :13:59.from Craig David, East Enders go back to the 80s and Eddie Redmayne
:14:00. > :14:03.is in search of a pretty fantastic beast. But before all that, we
:14:04. > :14:11.should never forget why Children In Need happens every year. Here's a
:14:12. > :14:16.reminder. Because of you, Children In Need
:14:17. > :14:24.helps children across the UK. All across the UK. From Scotland! To
:14:25. > :14:29.England. Wales. To Northern Ireland. Because of you, help is never far
:14:30. > :14:33.away. Your parents are always there for you but this is someone else.
:14:34. > :14:44.Because of you, there's a brighter future. Because of you, there's help
:14:45. > :14:51.in the toughest times. I knew from that moment on that it would be OK.
:14:52. > :14:58.You have helps children smile and love, even when life feels really
:14:59. > :15:04.hard. What you have done is amazing. But there is so much more to do. So
:15:05. > :15:08.please, phone tonight and do something incredible. One thing you
:15:09. > :15:18.must do tonight is picked up the phone. Go on! Go on! We need you. We
:15:19. > :15:23.need you. Because of you, Children In Need can make a difference.
:15:24. > :15:29.Because of you, my child got her smile back. Because of you, I've got
:15:30. > :15:36.friends. Because of you, my daughter can walk again. Because of you, my
:15:37. > :15:40.son can talk again. Because of you, I've got a friend. Children In Need
:15:41. > :15:48.can make a difference and it's all because of you. Thank you. Thank
:15:49. > :15:54.you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
:15:55. > :16:08.To donate ?10, text the word donate 270410. Text messages will cost ?10
:16:09. > :16:11.plus your standard message charge. Visit the Children In Need website
:16:12. > :16:16.for more information. You can also make a donation online. Your money
:16:17. > :16:19.makes a huge difference to disadvantaged children and young
:16:20. > :16:24.people right across the UK. So please give whatever you can. And
:16:25. > :16:29.now, he was standing right in this spot, looking good and sounding good
:16:30. > :16:30.last night. Singing this here's Children In Need single, it is Craig
:16:31. > :16:32.David. # But I've been
:16:33. > :16:39.called into the light # Something about
:16:40. > :16:43.you makes me stronger # But all the lows,
:16:44. > :16:50.they feel like highs # When I'm with you
:16:51. > :17:44.I can hear them singing # The tears will fall
:17:45. > :17:51.when my eyes close # Lay me down
:17:52. > :18:13.# Don't let my feet touch the ground # Try to say the words
:18:14. > :18:35.but make no sound # Show me that you'll always be
:18:36. > :18:47.around # But time let us
:18:48. > :20:11.down Every year, the cast of Eastenders
:20:12. > :20:13.do something amazing the Children In Need and last up was no different.
:20:14. > :20:17.The residents of Albert Square when back in time for a musical
:20:18. > :20:21.celebration of the very best of iconic 80s films. It happened right
:20:22. > :20:23.here, and let me tell you this, it will take your breath away. Oh,
:20:24. > :20:29.yeah! MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by
:20:30. > :20:45.Berlin. # Give me time, I'll make you forget
:20:46. > :21:14.the rest # I've got more in me
:21:15. > :21:19.# And you can set it free # I'm going to learn
:21:20. > :21:36.how to fly # I'm going to make
:21:37. > :21:47.it to heaven # Light up the sky
:21:48. > :21:51.like a flame # I had the time of my life,
:21:52. > :22:39.and I owe it all to you # Don't be afraid to lose
:22:40. > :22:41.control # You're the one thing
:22:42. > :22:48.I can't get enough of # Because I've had
:22:49. > :23:04.the time of my life # Jack, get back, come on before
:23:05. > :24:32.we crack # Jack, get back, come on before
:24:33. > :25:13.we crack # Jack, get back, come on before
:25:14. > :26:07.we crack Woolford has never looked so Glam
:26:08. > :26:10.and that is what Children In Need is all about, raising money while
:26:11. > :26:13.having the time of your life. The other part is about coming together
:26:14. > :26:17.to help disadvantaged children and young people in every corner of the
:26:18. > :26:18.UK. This is a film about Macs and how his best mate Chloe has
:26:19. > :26:25.transformed his life. -- always. It's where the face
:26:26. > :26:29.forms differently. The ears don't have
:26:30. > :26:31.ear holes like mine. You're going to be deaf
:26:32. > :26:34.if you have that. Max has no ear canals,
:26:35. > :26:37.so although everything inside works, no sound gets in, so he has very
:26:38. > :26:40.unusual hearing aids. My hearing aids are like special
:26:41. > :26:43.hearing aids I have. He has implants in his head
:26:44. > :26:49.which they attach to. The sound goes into those,
:26:50. > :26:52.vibrates, and then he can hear. With his hearing aids in,
:26:53. > :26:56.Max's hearing is OK. But it's at night when the problems
:26:57. > :26:59.begin. In bed, he has to take the hearing
:27:00. > :27:03.aids out and he can't hear a thing. He would come downstairs,
:27:04. > :27:09.keep coming down, keep calling. It just made me feel
:27:10. > :27:11.terrified at night. It got to the point where
:27:12. > :27:13.he actually did not It's all like silent and it just
:27:14. > :27:19.freaks me out a bit. It was just really, really difficult
:27:20. > :27:23.getting him to sleep. It's just the feeling
:27:24. > :27:26.of being alone. Sometimes the mind
:27:27. > :27:32.plays tricks on you. Chloe is a specially
:27:33. > :27:42.trained hearing dog. Thanks to you, she's just one
:27:43. > :27:48.of many dogs across the UK that support deaf children in their
:27:49. > :27:51.daily lives. She lies right there and I love
:27:52. > :27:58.that just because I can Him knowing that he can be
:27:59. > :28:04.woken by Chloe makes It makes him realise
:28:05. > :28:11.he is not isolated. It's like having the best friend
:28:12. > :28:17.in the world times ten next to you. In the past, Max has had people
:28:18. > :28:22.that have made nasty All of that just chips away,
:28:23. > :28:30.knocks his confidence. Some people treat me differently
:28:31. > :28:35.because of the way I look. Now when they say hello to Chloe,
:28:36. > :28:48.they say hello to me too, and that just makes me
:28:49. > :28:51.feel so happy. I feel like she's
:28:52. > :29:34.part of the family. You can also make a donation online.
:29:35. > :29:41.Still to come, music from the Children in Need children's choir
:29:42. > :29:47.and a sketch from Eddie Redmayne and friends. First, an early Christmas
:29:48. > :29:53.present. An appointment with the doctor, and I mean Doctor Who. A
:29:54. > :30:02.scene from this year's Christmas special.
:30:03. > :30:27.What is happening? What are you doing?
:30:28. > :30:42.Special agent Dan Dangerous from Scotland Yard.
:30:43. > :30:45.They have institutes all over the world but always
:30:46. > :30:58.New York is not a capital city, is it?
:30:59. > :31:01.You don't need to point out the mistakes, that is not what you are
:31:02. > :31:03.for. I would call security,
:31:04. > :31:06.but they might leave you alive. I do not want any awkward questions
:31:07. > :31:08.about the intruders. I was forced to shoot for my
:31:09. > :31:12.own protection. Tell them you shot us
:31:13. > :31:21.in the back in self-defence. We'll be laughing all
:31:22. > :31:25.the way to the slab. Face me
:31:26. > :31:26.now. It's like someone
:31:27. > :31:35.knocking on the window. We are on the 100th
:31:36. > :31:43.floor. The window, like everything,
:31:44. > :32:07.is built to withstand a blast equivalent to 4
:32:08. > :32:37.nuclear explosions. Please understand it is against my
:32:38. > :32:44.personal code to cause lasting harm to an individual, however, light to
:32:45. > :32:49.moderate injuries are fine. Will the dock to get out of that? You will
:32:50. > :33:00.have to wait until Christmas to find out -- Doctor Who?
:33:01. > :33:14.Next Rob Brydon with a special episode of Would I Lie To You? Good
:33:15. > :33:16.evening and welcome to a special edition of Would I Lie To You for
:33:17. > :33:21.Children In Need. On Lee Mack's team tonight,
:33:22. > :33:22.ten-year-old unicorn And 11-year-old football
:33:23. > :33:27.mad Jack from Wrexham. And on David Mitchell's team
:33:28. > :33:31.tonight, nine-year-old self-confessed tomboy
:33:32. > :33:36.Zara from Nottingham. And nine-year-old aspiring inventor
:33:37. > :33:43.Adit from Harrow. Ah, now then, there's
:33:44. > :33:55.a box under the desk. Could you first of all read out
:33:56. > :33:58.the card, Kitty, that's in there, and then when you've read it out,
:33:59. > :34:02.place the object on the desk. This is the autograph I got
:34:03. > :34:04.from Lee Mack after I accidentally Now, Lee, maybe you could read
:34:05. > :34:12.to us what it was that It certainly sounds
:34:13. > :34:19.like the sort of joke Very working class
:34:20. > :34:40.and down-to-earth. Could you change that
:34:41. > :34:42.to Asda or Lidl? Lee Mack was in a Waitrose cafe
:34:43. > :34:44.having a pheasant wrap? I wanted to get his attention,
:34:45. > :34:47.so I walked over. Kitty, why would you want
:34:48. > :34:53.to get his attention? So you walked up to him,
:34:54. > :35:02.and did he seem friendly, Kitty? Yeah.
:35:03. > :35:17.He might have been with, like... And then I was like, "Oh,
:35:18. > :35:33.sorry, sorry, sorry." And then we got someone to come
:35:34. > :35:36.and clear it up. And then I said,
:35:37. > :35:40."Can I get your autograph?" And then when you gave it to me,
:35:41. > :35:44.I was like, OK, wow. They don't care about autographs any
:35:45. > :35:57.more, it's all this, innit? I don't know if he had his phone
:35:58. > :36:04.on him, but a selfie, then. You'd have asked for
:36:05. > :36:06.a selfie on my phone? And then expected me to say,
:36:07. > :36:11."Here, have this?" Why didn't you want
:36:12. > :36:13.to meet her again? Why did you wish
:36:14. > :36:16.you'd never met her? I think it was to do
:36:17. > :36:19.with the scalding pain in my legs. And how do we know that that's
:36:20. > :36:21.a Waitrose napkin? Do you know the difference?
:36:22. > :36:26.No. Because if you do,
:36:27. > :36:29.we're in business. Would you like us to pass
:36:30. > :36:32.you the evidence? "I wish we'd never
:36:33. > :36:41.met," no full stop. So, what do you think
:36:42. > :36:49.then, David's team? I don't think you would
:36:50. > :36:56.write on a napkin. I can play a TV theme
:36:57. > :37:14.tune on the thing Rob Wow.
:37:15. > :37:19.Yes, wow, indeed. I tell you what, this
:37:20. > :37:30.is going to be interesting. Well, I don't know, you're so small,
:37:31. > :37:36.Rob, it's hard to get a perspective. It could be something
:37:37. > :37:43.you find in a Kinder Egg. Well, you tell us,
:37:44. > :37:47.you know what it is, Adit. It's not a trumpet, it's not
:37:48. > :37:52.a trumpet. You say you play the theme tune to a
:37:53. > :37:57.television show? Yeah.
:37:58. > :37:59.Which one, which TV show? That's a good question,
:38:00. > :38:01.which show? OK.
:38:02. > :38:08.Any others? I can't really remember
:38:09. > :38:10.the other ones. You see, now we're in this tricky
:38:11. > :38:15.situation, aren't we, because if we ask him to play it
:38:16. > :38:18.and he's telling the truth, he will deliberately
:38:19. > :38:20.not be able to play it, I think if we just discuss it,
:38:21. > :38:24.and then if it's true, Adit will play the tune,
:38:25. > :38:26.and if it's not true, I don't think it's true
:38:27. > :38:45.because he said he knows how to play a theme tune and he said,
:38:46. > :38:48."I can't remember the others." So you're not happy that he's
:38:49. > :38:50.changing the story. Yeah, my wife's got a similar
:38:51. > :38:58.face to that. You think it's true and he's
:38:59. > :39:07.pretending he didn't know what kind I'm going with Jack
:39:08. > :39:12.and saying it's true. That noise signals time is up
:39:13. > :40:10.and it's the end of the show. In real life,
:40:11. > :40:41.lying is a bit like me. I agree with Rob Brydon, honesty is
:40:42. > :40:45.the best policy. Every year on Children in Need we have a lot of
:40:46. > :40:50.fun in the name of helping disadvantaged children all over the
:40:51. > :40:52.UK. This is the story of Byron and how your kindness enabled one boy to
:40:53. > :41:00.make a very big splash. Learning to swim is something every
:41:01. > :41:02.child should do. And five-year-old
:41:03. > :41:05.Byron is no exception. He has swimming lessons once a week
:41:06. > :41:10.and he's doing so well. But for Byron, learning
:41:11. > :41:13.to swim is tough. He has cerebral palsy,
:41:14. > :41:17.which makes it hard for him And that's where
:41:18. > :41:23.Sally-Anne comes in. She's a specially trained swimming
:41:24. > :41:25.instructor funded What does she teach
:41:26. > :41:38.you? Have you seen an improvement
:41:39. > :41:47.in Byron since he started swimming? He couldn't use his limbs
:41:48. > :41:51.independently of each other. The next stage for Byron
:41:52. > :42:05.is independent swimming. And I do believe he will be
:42:06. > :42:10.able to achieve that. At home, Byron doesn't
:42:11. > :42:24.have the freedom he has in the pool and he misses out on doing simple
:42:25. > :42:32.things with his younger brothers. But when he is in the pool,
:42:33. > :42:37.Byron not only gets fantastic exercise, he also gets special time
:42:38. > :42:42.playing with his whole family. It's just really nice because Byron
:42:43. > :42:47.is in a lot of discomfort and gets in a lot of pain so to see him not
:42:48. > :42:50.necessarily pain-free but being allowed to
:42:51. > :42:52.play with his brothers, I think it's amazing that something
:42:53. > :42:59.so small like being in a swimming pool with your family can make
:43:00. > :43:03.people so happy. And it's because of your donations
:43:04. > :43:35.that Byron and other children To donate... For more information
:43:36. > :43:43.visit BBC .co .uk/ Pudsey, where you can make a donation online.
:43:44. > :43:49.Last night Rhys Price came alive at the cast of West End musicals came
:43:50. > :43:53.to the party. The genie from Aladdin gave us a medley of their greatest
:43:54. > :43:58.hits. I suppose you want to see it? Your wish is my command.
:43:59. > :44:01.# Follow me to a place where incredible feats are routine
:44:02. > :44:18.# See the dervishes dance in ridiculous pants
:44:19. > :44:25.# Then romance to your heart's delight
:44:26. > :44:27.# Come on down, come on in, let the magic begin
:44:28. > :44:45.# More often than not are hotter than hot
:44:46. > :45:08.# Could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes
:45:09. > :45:12.# Arabian nights Arabian nights
:45:13. > :45:44.# Shining, shimmering, splendid
:45:45. > :45:48.# Tell me, princess, now when did you last
:45:49. > :46:05.# Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride
:46:06. > :46:21.# No one to tell us no Or where to go
:46:22. > :46:32.# I'm like a shooting star I've come so far
:46:33. > :46:35.# I can't go back To where I used to be
:46:36. > :46:44.# With new horizons to pursue # Every moment gets better
:46:45. > :46:46.# I'll chase them anywhere # There's time to spare
:46:47. > :46:53.# Let me share this whole new world with you
:46:54. > :46:56.# A whole new world # A whole new world
:46:57. > :47:02.# That's where we'll be # That's where we'll be
:47:03. > :47:08.# A thrilling chase # A wondrous place
:47:09. > :47:33.# Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
:47:34. > :47:40.# But master you're in luck 'Cause up your sleeves
:47:41. > :47:42.# You got a brand of magic never fails
:47:43. > :47:44.# You got some power in your corner now
:47:45. > :47:46.# Some heavy ammunition in your camp
:47:47. > :47:47.# You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo
:47:48. > :47:51.# See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
:47:52. > :47:53.# And I'll say Mister Aladdin, Sir
:47:54. > :47:57.# Let me take your order Jot it down
:47:58. > :48:00.# You ain't never had a friend like me
:48:01. > :48:12.# Can your friends do this? # Can your friends do that?
:48:13. > :49:24.# Can your friends do "Abracadabra, let her rip!"
:49:25. > :49:26.Somebody, call me a taxi, we're takin' it home!
:49:27. > :49:38.# You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
:49:39. > :49:42.# You ain't never had a friend
:49:43. > :50:11.OK, still to come, Eddie Redmayne gets his wires crossed in the world
:50:12. > :50:15.of witchcraft and wizardry. But first, one of the most uplifting and
:50:16. > :50:24.inspiring moments of every Children In Need. 1577 children, nine towns
:50:25. > :50:25.and one amazing performance. This is the Children In Need children's
:50:26. > :50:38.choir. # Sometimes in our lives
:50:39. > :50:42.we all have pain # We know that
:50:43. > :50:57.there's always tomorrow # So just call on me, brother
:50:58. > :51:27.when you need a hand # I just might have a problem
:51:28. > :51:37.that you'd understand # So just call on me, brother
:51:38. > :52:10.when you need a hand # I just might have a problem
:52:11. > :52:20.that you'd understand # If I have things
:52:21. > :52:45.you need to borrow # For no-one can fill
:52:46. > :52:47.those of your needs # If there is a load
:52:48. > :55:06.you have to bear Is exactly what Children In Need is
:55:07. > :55:10.all about, people coming together from all across the UK to do
:55:11. > :55:13.something amazing to help others. This is a film that is a great
:55:14. > :55:22.example of how the money you donate can bring hope and happiness into a
:55:23. > :55:26.young child's life. This is Kristian's story.
:55:27. > :55:28.When we get in the car, he's always intrigued.
:55:29. > :55:30.He doesn't necessarily know where he's going.
:55:31. > :55:33.You can actually see him getting gradually more excited as he's
:55:34. > :55:39.He doesn't use any means of communication apart from his smile
:55:40. > :55:44.Just to see a smile, it just means everything.
:55:45. > :55:49.When he was just seven months old, Kristian developed a rare
:55:50. > :55:52.form of epilepsy where seizures are relentless.
:55:53. > :55:55.He was a tiny little baby in our arms having
:55:56. > :56:02.His whole body tensing and shaking uncontrollably.
:56:03. > :56:07.For four years, he didn't have one day break of seizures.
:56:08. > :56:16.With each seizure, it's killing brain cells
:56:17. > :56:32.For now, Kristian's seizures are more under control.
:56:33. > :56:37.But he has been left with profound learning difficulties.
:56:38. > :56:43.He's seven but his brain is functioning more
:56:44. > :56:51.You have to be near him at all times because he just doesn't have any
:56:52. > :56:54.real sense of how to behave in a way.
:56:55. > :56:57.He doesn't have a concept of danger, so you've got to keep
:56:58. > :57:04.It consumes your whole life, your whole world.
:57:05. > :57:09.Five years ago, the family were put in touch with Haven House,
:57:10. > :57:13.a children's hospice supported by Children in Need that offers
:57:14. > :57:21.It's given Kristian a special place to play.
:57:22. > :57:24.When you take him there, it's like, he can't get out
:57:25. > :57:33.He's just gone in the blink of an eye and he's
:57:34. > :57:39.He knows everyone and everything in there.
:57:40. > :57:41.Your donations pay for Stacy, a healthcare support worker.
:57:42. > :57:48.Kristian is just a lovely little boy, so full of life.
:57:49. > :57:51.It's just a pleasure to look after him when he comes here.
:57:52. > :57:55.He will just take your hand and lead you to wherever he wants to go.
:57:56. > :58:00.They've got everything that you could possibly
:58:01. > :58:05.But the biggest thing, really, is that he can be somewhere
:58:06. > :58:11.He hasn't got somebody behind him saying, "Don't do that.
:58:12. > :58:15.He's got people saying, "Here you go.
:58:16. > :58:50.You must be 16 or over and ask the bill payer's permission. Visit the
:58:51. > :58:51.website address below for more information and you can also make a
:58:52. > :59:02.donation online. it is Blockbuster time. Grab your
:59:03. > :59:10.popcorn and make sure you are sitting comfortably.
:59:11. > :59:24.Please get behind this year's Children in Need.
:59:25. > :59:41.Sorry, I didn't mean to bother a Paralympian hero,
:59:42. > :00:06.I'm just trying to get through to Pudsey Bear, please.
:00:07. > :00:13.Look, when we went to the interview for this job, after we lost our last
:00:14. > :00:15.one, you said that you knew how this all worked.
:00:16. > :00:40.Yes, thank you, that would be lovely.
:00:41. > :00:47.What do you mean, "Let's try this one"?
:00:48. > :00:54.Nonnatus House, Sister Julienne speaking.
:00:55. > :01:22.Semi-invisible, beard, squirts ink out of his
:01:23. > :01:28.Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.
:01:29. > :01:29.Gelatinous, large hat, loves custard!
:01:30. > :01:43.Destroyed three galaxies with his megasonic death ray!
:01:44. > :01:45.Right. Then no, that's not him.
:01:46. > :01:48.Well, I don't know who you're talking about.
:01:49. > :01:52.Thank you very much for your call. Have a good life.
:01:53. > :01:57.How on earth did we manage to patch him through to a transdimensional
:01:58. > :02:02.Might be because I spilt my banana milkshake on the console.
:02:03. > :02:06.Orange and raspberry Victoria sponge sandwich cake.
:02:07. > :02:14.Sorry, I didn't have it that time, but I think I've got it...
:02:15. > :02:17.The dispute over pay conditions has been formally settled.
:02:18. > :02:25.You'll have to be quick - I'm reading the news.
:02:26. > :02:29.We can't seem to find Pudsey there.
:02:30. > :02:30.Have you seen him, by any chance?
:02:31. > :02:33.I think you've got the wrong number.
:02:34. > :02:48.That's great, but that's quite enough cake, thank you.
:02:49. > :02:51.I'll just pop it down here, should you want it.
:02:52. > :02:56.Simon, hi there, it's Eddie Redmayne here.
:02:57. > :03:06.I like you, but I'm afraid it's a big fat no from me.
:03:07. > :03:16.Come on, make it quick - I'm busy.
:03:17. > :03:19.Well, it's obvious what's happened here.
:03:20. > :03:22.You've clearly been put through to me by the Twit Twins
:03:23. > :03:27.You've made fundamental errors and shown a total lack
:03:28. > :03:29.of leadership, and for that reason, you're fired.
:03:30. > :03:38.Oh, was he talking about us or Eddie?
:03:39. > :03:42.Eddie, hello, we're struggling to put you through -
:03:43. > :03:47.Don't put me on hold, please don't...
:03:48. > :03:53.# And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
:03:54. > :04:03.I wish these guys would hurry up, man.
:04:04. > :04:06.I think we'll have to try another one.
:04:07. > :04:13.You've reached Major Tim Peake.
:04:14. > :04:18.Tim Peake? Yep.
:04:19. > :04:21.I thought that you were back on earth now.
:04:22. > :04:25.It's just, I really miss space.
:04:26. > :04:27.Oh. Well, don't let me disturb you.
:04:28. > :04:33.Hello, you're through to National Treasure Graham Norton.
:04:34. > :04:52.Mel and Sue keep putting me through to the wrong people.
:04:53. > :04:54.Oh! I can help you with that.
:04:55. > :05:03.Enormously. Thank you.
:05:04. > :05:09.I'm full. I don't want anything more to eat.
:05:10. > :05:17.Things are really hotting up in the Premier League.
:05:18. > :05:35.Technically, we have no idea what we're doing.
:05:36. > :05:38.Get off! My leads!
:05:39. > :05:49.I am just trying to get hold of Pudsey Bear.
:05:50. > :05:52.Oh, and you're saying that Jamie Dornan is some kind
:05:53. > :05:55.of superfan who has his room covered in Pudsey teddies and Pudsey posters
:05:56. > :05:58.I'm really not saying that. I was...
:05:59. > :06:00.Well, you know, you're wrong, OK?
:06:01. > :06:13.There's a very high chance this next one is going to be Pudsey.
:06:14. > :06:16.As it's Children in Need today, we are taking requests all day long.
:06:17. > :06:19.What is your name and where are you from?
:06:20. > :06:23.Um...my name's Eddie and I'm from London.
:06:24. > :06:40.I'm done. Thank you very much.
:06:41. > :06:50.Mary thought you might like a slice of Battenburg cake.
:06:51. > :06:54.I'll just leave it here.
:06:55. > :07:02.Hello, Britney Spears speaking.
:07:03. > :07:11.Who's Pudsey? I...
:07:12. > :07:16.No, I didn't actually get your number, I was...
:07:17. > :07:22.Oh, right, no, I get it. Basically, it's Mel and Sue's fault.
:07:23. > :07:30.I get that. Er, they are...
:07:31. > :07:37.Eddie, this is definitely Pudsey.
:07:38. > :08:00.This year on Children in Need, please, whatever you do,
:08:01. > :08:12.Instead, I urge you, please, to show your support by calling
:08:13. > :08:18.03457 33 22 33 and donate what you can.
:08:19. > :08:21.Or if you'd like to donate online, please go to bbc.co.uk/Pudsey
:08:22. > :08:24.Your money really does make a massive,
:08:25. > :08:42.That is it for this year and what an amazing night it was. Huge thanks to
:08:43. > :08:47.everyone involved and to you for watching. Every penny of your
:08:48. > :08:52.donation goes towards changing the lives of disadvantaged children in
:08:53. > :08:58.the UK. If you have not donated, text in, there is time to make a
:08:59. > :09:04.difference. We send a lot of texts everyday, so why not send one that
:09:05. > :09:12.really matters? See you in 2017. Goodbye for now. The first totaliser
:09:13. > :09:46.of Children In Need 2016. Children In Need has always been
:09:47. > :09:51.about one man, Sir Terry Wogan. Sadly no longer with us but will
:09:52. > :09:56.never be forgotten. Every single penny goes to make a difference to
:09:57. > :10:00.children's lives. The final totaliser is...