Episode 13

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Hello, it's me, The Brain.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Once again, our four contestants will endeavour to use

0:00:08 > 0:00:12every ounce of their brain matter in order to beat me.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Think you could do the same?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Here's some games to get you in the mood.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Try this next one.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30What number plate do you see?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38I'll ease the pain by giving you the answers at the end of the show.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Now let's see if our team can show off their mental muscle

0:00:41 > 0:00:42as they attempt to...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Beat The Brain.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05If the question is, "Who is Britain's best loved host?",

0:01:05 > 0:01:07here's the answer -

0:01:07 > 0:01:08it's John Craven!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Well, thank you very much indeed, and welcome to the show

0:01:12 > 0:01:15that gives your little grey cells a thorough workout.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Let's say hello straight away to the mastermind behind our games.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- How are you today, Brain? - MISTRESSmind, if you please, John.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25And today I feel I could take on the whole wide world.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Well, that's a little overambitious, Brain,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30because you just need to take on four people today -

0:01:30 > 0:01:31and that's our team.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Please introduce yourselves.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I'm Chris and I'm a project manager.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I'm Ian and I'm also a project manager.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'm Neil and I'm a physiotherapy student.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I'm Colin, I'm team captain, and I'm a marketing consultant.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Well, welcome, everybody. You are all from Norfolk.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46And, Colin, the team captain,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48what name have you came up with for the team?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50We are Norfolk Victory -

0:01:50 > 0:01:53in honour of the great Lord Nelson who reigns from our area,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55and we're obviously hoping to be victorious today.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58And how do you all know each other?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, at some point, we've all kind of played music together.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I suppose you could say, John, we've made sweet music together.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Apart from maybe Neil, who's maybe more of the fan of the band.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What's their music like, then, as their fan?- Erm, it's patchy.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14They're enthusiastic, which is a good thing,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16but the end product maybe needs a little bit of fine tuning.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Maybe a lot of fine tuning, to be honest.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- LAUGHING:- OK! Well, this is how it works.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23The show's Brain is divided into six Zones.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33And The Brain will select four of these six Zones for you to play today.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37And, Colin, as team captain, it's up to you to decide which member

0:02:37 > 0:02:40you think will be best to play in each of those Zones, OK?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You'll be playing for time instead of points,

0:02:42 > 0:02:46with every correct answer adding three seconds to your Brain Bank.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49And the more time you build up, the more chance you have

0:02:49 > 0:02:51of beating The Brain in today's final

0:02:51 > 0:02:55and walking away with a jackpot £3,000.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58So, Norfolk Victory, you ready?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Yes.- We're ready, John.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK, time to find out which Zone you'll be facing first.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Brain, a Zone, please.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's Language.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13So, Colin, who is going to be best in the Language event?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16As captain, I'll be standing up first.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18The first man off the ship.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Captain plays first.- Absolutely.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Well, come and join me in the Language Zone.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Hi, Colin. Nice to see you. Well, you sounded pretty confident there.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Well, let's hope that confidence remains.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I think we can beat The Brain today. I'm looking forward to it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Let me warn you, The Brain's idea of language is not necessarily yours.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, we shall see, shall we? It should be interesting.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43So tell me a bit about yourself.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I like to do a lot of sporting adventures.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm also a keen kind of amateur musician. So, in my spare time,

0:03:48 > 0:03:52I like to write music and play a few instruments, etc.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Right, well, time to put your brain to the test in the Language Zone.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You'll play two games in this Zone.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Both games will have three questions worth three seconds each.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Brain, what's the first game?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Hello, Captain Colin.- Hello, Brain.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- So you're a songwriter?- I write some introspective music, yes.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Could you write a lyric about me, The Brain?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Oh, you've put me on the spot there, Brian.- Do it now!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- You're putting me on the spot. - Do it now.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21OK. Brain, oh, Brain, will our love remain?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Brain, oh, Brain, you must be insane.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I think we've found a new musician, haven't we?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Johnny Craven was better.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Here's your first game, Captain Colin.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Rearrange the newspaper cuttings to form a word.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40To help you out, have a trial run.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43So what word do those three bits make up?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- We've got, "NDI" "CAP" and "HA."- Yeah.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Erm. The "NDI" doesn't seem like it's going to be

0:04:51 > 0:04:54the start or an end of the word, so I'll put that one in the middle.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57It looks like H and A will go before that to get "HANDI".

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- And then "CAP" on the end. - Handicap.- Handicap.- Yeah.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Is that correct? Let's have a look.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Yep. No handicap to you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Fingers crossed.- So are you ready to play for real?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, I'm ready. Let's do this.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Off we go, Brain.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Captain Colin, you can have as many guesses as you like

0:05:13 > 0:05:16but I will not move on to the next question

0:05:16 > 0:05:19until you give me the correct answer, or pass.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23You only have 45 seconds to answer three questions.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25OK.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Your game starts now.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31OK. So,

0:05:31 > 0:05:33sal...

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Salami?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Salami, yes, well done.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Second one now. - OK.- 35 seconds left.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- That's rookie.- Rookie.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes, it is indeed. 30 seconds left.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Here comes the last one.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49OK, then, a difficult one.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53So that'd be... Atast...

0:05:53 > 0:05:5420 seconds.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Atastichm... No.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Astic... Ugh.

0:06:02 > 0:06:0410 seconds.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Erm. Astathmic?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Atasthmic?- No.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Three seconds.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Athmicast? That's not a word.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Never heard of that word!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19What is it, then, please? Let's have a look at the right answer.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Asthmatic.- Asthmatic.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23You were almost there.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24- Almost there, weren't you?- Yeah.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26That was two out of three which is not a bad start.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I think there's a song in there somewhere as well, isn't there?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Let's move on to the second game.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Oh, Colin, I so wanted it to be Athmicast.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Here's your second game.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Use one letter from each column to create a word.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45The clue will help you to find it.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48To get your eye in, Colin, have a trial run.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- OK, so we're looking for...- It's only one letter from each column.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56OK, so... This one looks quite difficult to me.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57It is difficult.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00So, right...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's trying to get groups of letters together.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Or do I just think of a four letter herb?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09So I think this one... I can see the answer now.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I think the answer is mint.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Mint. M-I-N-T. Let's see if you're right.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16You are indeed, yes.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- So, you ready to play? - Let's give it a go.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Off we go. Let's play the game.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25You have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Your game starts now.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Way to cook.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I'm struggling with this one. I think I'll pass.- OK.

0:07:45 > 0:07:4730 seconds to go.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- That was bake.- Bake.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Length of time. It's an hour? No.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56No, not hour. Week. Next one.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00One of the senses.

0:08:00 > 0:08:0115 seconds.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I can see this one and the answer is smell.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Let's have a look and see.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You are indeed correct. Well done.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11He did well, didn't he, Brain?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Absolutely. Very well, Colin.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You added nine seconds in that Zone.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17This means, in total,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Norfolk Victory have nine seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21APPLAUSE

0:08:21 > 0:08:23So time to find out our next Zone, please,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26and who is going to take it on.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Brain, a Zone.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Observation. So, Colin, who do you reckon for Observation?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I think we said Chris would give this one a go for Observation.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Everybody agree?- Absolutely.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Right, well, come and join me, Chris, in the Observation Zone.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Good to see you.- You too. - Do you agree with that?- Erm...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yes, I'm going to have to. But, yes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55And tell me a bit about yourself.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I've got a young family, I've got two young boys.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I work as a project manager for a large insurance company.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03And you're good at observation?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Having two young boys running around

0:09:05 > 0:09:07and keeping an eye on what's happening.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09They get into quite a lot of mischief, so, yeah,

0:09:09 > 0:09:11keeping an eye on things at home is a big thing.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Well, let's see how you do, because,

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Brain, may we have the first of the Observation games?- Hello, Chris.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Hello.- Is it true you spent a year in Japan?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21It is true, yes.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Say something to me in Japanese.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26HE SPEAKS JAPANESE

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, wonderful. What does that mean?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30One beer, please.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33LAUGHTER

0:09:33 > 0:09:34This is your first game.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Tell me the order the balloons pop.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42To give you some practice, have a trial run.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Three colours.- OK.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK. Yellow, white, blue.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Yellow, white, blue, you're saying. Is that correct?

0:09:52 > 0:09:53It is indeed.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Well done.- Good start. - Yeah, good start, isn't it?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- So, you ready to take on The Brain?- I'm ready, yes.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Right, off we go.- Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Your game starts now.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Yellow, white, red. - Yellow, white, red, you say.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12And you are correct.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yes, well done. On to the next one, please.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Erm... I'm going to go blue, white, red on that one.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Blue, white, red. You're correct.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Well done. On to the last one.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Yellow, white, red, blue.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yellow, white, red, blue. Well done.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47And that didn't catch you out. There were four balloons that time.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50It gets harder as it goes along with these games. So, well done.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Let's move on to game two.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Well done, Chris. Full house there.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- You seem very confident. - Thank you, Brain.- Almost cocky.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Oh.- Anyway, here's your second game.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Tell me which number plate you saw.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Have a trial run.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16- Which of those six?- Eh...

0:11:16 > 0:11:22Oh. I think it was number one.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Number one, you're saying. Let's see if you're correct.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- No, it was number five. - That's not a good start.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32And this is a real observation test, this.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Number plates spotting.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35You ready to play?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yes, I'm ready.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Your game starts now.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Which one?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Eh...

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- I'm going to go for number three.- Number three, you say.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Are you correct?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Yes, you are. Good show. Next one, please.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh, that was quick.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09I'm going to go for...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- number two.- Number two.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Were you right? Yes, you were. Well spotted. And one more to go.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'm going to go for...

0:12:30 > 0:12:31..number one.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Number one.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Yes, well done.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37And it went in the opposite direction that time.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41So, you've done incredibly well. You almost got everything right.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46- I do feel cocky now.- Yeah, he's got a right to feel cocky, Brain.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Absolutely.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Chris, you added 18 seconds in that Zone.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55This means Norfolk Victory now have 27 seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57APPLAUSE

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Well, that is a very healthy score, so many congratulations.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Chris, if you could go and rejoin the team.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, we're halfway through now.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07We've seen how our team has done, but what about you at home?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Are you keeping pace with them?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Remember, the more you play, the better you get.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Right, let's find out which Zone is next and who is going to take it on.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Brain, the Zone, please.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26Orientation. Captain Colin, who is going to be in the Orientation Zone?

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Ian kind of knows his north from his south and his east from his west,

0:13:30 > 0:13:34so I would say this might fit in nicely with Ian's skill set.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37So, Ian, come on and have a go in the Orientation Zone.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39APPLAUSE

0:13:41 > 0:13:46So very good to see you, Ian. You too are a project manager?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yep, certainly am.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50And you reckon you might be pretty good at Orientation?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Well, let's hope so. Let's hope so for the sake of the boys.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56They've done tremendously so far, so let's not let the team down.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58And what are your passions outside work, then?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Music. I'm heavily into my music.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I just started myself a little vinyl collection as well.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05That's a big thing now, isn't it? Going back to dear old vinyl.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08When I was young, every record was vinyl.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Now it's suddenly back in vogue again, isn't it?

0:14:11 > 0:14:12It certainly is, yeah.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Well, let's see how you get on, Ian,

0:14:13 > 0:14:17because there's another 18 precious seconds to play for in this Zone.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19That's three seconds for every correct answer.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Brain, please reveal the first game that Ian is going to be playing.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Hello, Ian.- Hello. - Here's your first game.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Tell me whether the hands are left or right.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Ian, you can warm up with a trial run.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Let me get my hands involved here. - Yeah, please do.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43So, one is a left hand.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Two is also left hand

0:14:46 > 0:14:48and three is a right hand.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- So left, left, right.- Yep.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Let's see if you're right.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yes, you are indeed..

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Please feel free, everybody at home as well,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59feel free to use your hands in this round.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Ready to start?- I'm ready.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Off we go, Brain.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07You have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10But please remember I can only accept your first answer.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Your game starts now.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17OK, so one is left.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Two is left.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24And I think three is left as well.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Left, left, left, you say.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Left, left and left.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Yes, you're right. 30 seconds left.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32OK, so one is right.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Two is left.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38And three is a left.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Right, left, left, you're saying.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Yes, absolutely right, with 15 seconds to go.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK, so one is right.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Two would be a left.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51And three would be right.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Right, left, right, you're saying.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Absolutely correct, yeah.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Full house there in that game. - Yeah, I'm pleased with that.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Those hands came in useful. - They did.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03There was certainly some odd shapes there

0:16:03 > 0:16:06that should probably be reserved for a dance floor somewhere.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Ready for game two?- I'm ready, ready as I'll ever be.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Well done, Ian.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Here's your second game.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Which wheel matches the one on the left.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Here's a trial run.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28So I think that's A.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31A, you're saying. Are you correct?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yes, you are absolutely right.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36You've obviously got the hang of that one.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Let's find out!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Right, let's play the game.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44You have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Your game starts now.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56OK, so I think that's B.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58You think it's B.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59No, it was D.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Second one now.

0:17:00 > 0:17:0230 seconds left.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10That one is B.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13B. Yes, you're right that time.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14One last one.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16OK.

0:17:21 > 0:17:2310 seconds left.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I think that one's also B. - You think that's B as well.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Let's see if you're right.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30No, it was A.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33So, not quite so good on that game

0:17:33 > 0:17:37but you certainly pulled out all the stops on the first one, didn't you?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Yeah, I did, yeah.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40What do you think, Brain?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Well, Ian, you're not as good as Chris, but much better than Colin.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Don't let this ruin your relationship.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Ian, you added 12 seconds in that Zone.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55This means Norfolk Victory have now got 39 seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Well, that is pretty impressive, isn't it?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- APPLAUSE - Thanks, John.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Please rejoin your team-mates.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Neil, you're our final player today,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07so why don't you come up and join me and we'll find out

0:18:07 > 0:18:11which of the three remaining Zones you're going to be playing?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13APPLAUSE

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Good to see you, Neil.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21By my reckoning, we've got Memory, Logic and Multitasking left.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Which of those would you like?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Crikey... I been left with the dregs here, guys, haven't I?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30I would probably go with multitasking, I would hope.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- But I'm fairly confident at all of them, I'd say.- Oh, good.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- We like confident people on this show.- Misplaced, maybe.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39And you are a bit old, if I may say so, to be student.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41John!

0:18:41 > 0:18:46- I'm mature, I'm very mature. - Mature student.- I'll give you that.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47How come?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well, I used to work in an office with these three gentlemen

0:18:50 > 0:18:52and definitely working in an office persuaded me

0:18:52 > 0:18:55that office work with these guys definitely wasn't for me,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- so I had to pursue a change of career.- Is it going well so far?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm absolutely loving it, yeah.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04It's a bit weird being a student and not having any money, being so old.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I absolutely love it, it's fantastic.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09And you're not particularly bothered now, which Zone

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- The Brain is going to choose for you?- No, not really.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14I think... I'll just give it my best shot whatever.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17OK. Well, let's find out which it is going to be.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Brain, the Zone, please.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- What do you think?- Yeah, OK.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Just an OK?- Just an OK.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34So, Brain, please reveal the first game that Neil will be playing.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Hello, Neil.- Hello, Brain.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39You said that you were left with the dregs.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42None of my Zones are dregs. Say, "Sorry, Brain."

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'm very sorry, Brain.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47That's better. Here's your first game.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Neil, repeat the order in which the colours flash.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Have yourself a trial run.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Black, blue, white, green.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Black, blue, white, green, you say.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Let's see if you're right.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Yes, indeed. Well done.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- You happy about this, Neil? - Yes, I am.- Off we go then.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Your game starts now.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Yellow, purple, green, blue, black.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Let's have a look.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Yes, well done.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Next one, please.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Blue, red, purple, green, white, yellow.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Yes, absolutely correct.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Six there. Well done. And one to go.

0:21:11 > 0:21:17Green, white, green, black, red, purple, blue?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Let's have a look.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23You got the black

0:21:23 > 0:21:24in the wrong place, I think.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You said green instead of black,

0:21:26 > 0:21:27didn't you?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30But nearly right because an awful lot of colours kept on appearing.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- It's tough, it's tough, yeah. - Right, on to the next game, please.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I got you with that last game, didn't I, Neil?- Absolutely, yes.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Completely confounded me.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Here's your second game.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Remember where the pictures were once they've disappeared.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Here's a trial run to help you get a feel for the game.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Where are the slingshots?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Number one and number five, Brain.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00One and five for the slingshots.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Let's see if you're right.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Yes, you are indeed.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- So want to play the game?- Yes, absolutely. Let's go for it, John.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Your game starts now.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Where are the masks?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Number four and number six.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Four and six, you're saying.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Is that correct?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24It is indeed. Well done.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Next game, please.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Where are the cows?

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Eight, five and three.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Eight, five and three is correct.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40One more to go.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Where are the pigs?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54One, seven, ten and four.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56One, seven, ten and four.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58No. Never mind.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00That was two out of three.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03So what do you think, Brain?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07He did very well. I like you, Neil. I like you a lot.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10And that wonderful shirt belies your rampant masculinity.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Thank you, Brain.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Neil, you added 12 seconds in that Zone.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18This means, Norfolk Victory,

0:23:18 > 0:23:22you have finished with a grand total of 51 seconds in your Brain Bank.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24APPLAUSE

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- That is a very good score. - Thanks, John. Thank you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Nice to meet you, Neil. If you please rejoin your team.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Looking pretty confident now, Norfolk Victory.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Will it be a resounding victory?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37We'll have to find out because we've finished the individual Zones

0:23:37 > 0:23:41and it's now time for our team to try to beat The Brain

0:23:41 > 0:23:46one last time and take home some serious cash in today's final.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Norfolk Victory, you're named after your county's great hero, Lord Nelson.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54So, remember what he said at Trafalgar,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58"England expects that every man will do his duty."

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Don't let him down.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04You completed your Zones and added 51 seconds to your Brain Bank.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Now, if each of you answers two questions correctly in that time,

0:24:07 > 0:24:11you'll take home our jackpot of £3,000.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14If you can't, then you still have a chance of going home

0:24:14 > 0:24:16with some money, because The Brain has generously given you

0:24:16 > 0:24:19a further two minutes in which to get the answers right.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22But, as the seconds drain away,

0:24:22 > 0:24:26so does the money, and when the time runs out, so does all the cash.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, Colin, as captain, the team leader,

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- you've decided the order of play. - Absolutely, yes.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36The great ship Norfolk Victory is still afloat and we are hoping

0:24:36 > 0:24:40to set sail to victory today, so what we need is a strong start.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Chris did very well in the Observation round, so we're hoping

0:24:43 > 0:24:46for a strong start and then we'll just keep running with the tide.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50All very poetic. Now it's time to get serious.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Let's start today's final.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Over to you, Brain.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58You will only face questions from the games you've already seen today.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02But for every question in the final, I will only accept your first answer.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Norfolk Victory, beat me if you can.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09She's thrown down the challenge and, as always,

0:25:09 > 0:25:12we'll start with the player on the left, so that's you, Chris.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I need two correct answers from you before I can

0:25:14 > 0:25:18pass on to the next player and so on down the line. Good luck, everybody.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19Let's play the game.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Revolver.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Nope.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Red, white, yellow.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Yes.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Left or right hands?

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Left.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Right. Right.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Yes. Colin.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Remember where the objects are.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Move on.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Where are the Aston Martins?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Two, six, nine.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Yes.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04What number plate?

0:26:04 > 0:26:05One.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08No.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Find the hidden word.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Rome.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Yes. Ian.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Red, green, blue, black, purple.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Yes.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Which wheel matches the one on the left?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31OK, so...

0:26:31 > 0:26:32A.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yes. Neil.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Javelin.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Yes.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Move on.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Where are the hooks?

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Two, six, seven.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Nope.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57One.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Stop the clock!

0:26:58 > 0:27:02APPLAUSE

0:27:02 > 0:27:08Well done. Eight correct answers and you have won £1,875.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13A famous victory indeed.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Nelson would be proud of you. - We certainly hope so.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- How are you feeling now? - Oh, over the moon.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I think we've kind of proven that we can beat The Brain,

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- and if we all put our brains together, we can achieve anything. - LAUGHTER

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- What do you say to that, Brain?- I'm absolutely distraught.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28You sunk me, boys, you sunk me.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Well, thank you for watching at home today.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I hope you enjoyed playing along.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35For now, though, it's goodbye from Norfolk Victory...

0:27:35 > 0:27:36- Goodbye.- Goodbye.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- ..from The Brain...- Goodbye.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40..and from me. See you again soon.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46Just before you go, I'll give you the answers to those two questions

0:27:46 > 0:27:48I posed at the start of the show.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Use the clue to find the word.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55The answer is...

0:27:56 > 0:27:59And the second game...

0:27:59 > 0:28:01What number plate do you see?

0:28:04 > 0:28:05The answer is...

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Join us again next time, when you can pit your wits against me

0:28:11 > 0:28:13and try to...

0:28:13 > 0:28:14Beat The Brain!