Episode 14

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hello, it's The Brain here.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09Do you think you have the mental dexterity and mind power to beat me?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Try these two games at home to find out.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17A clock is reflected in a mirror.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19What's the real time?

0:00:21 > 0:00:22And here's the second.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Name the missing winners and losers.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Did you beat me?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Find out at the end of the show when I'll give you the answers.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Now it's time for our four contestants

0:00:38 > 0:00:41to oil their synapses and ignite their mind cells

0:00:41 > 0:00:44as they attempt to Beat The Brain.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Please welcome the man we all crave...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07it's John Craven!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Well, thank you very much indeed, and welcome to Beat The Brain.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14On this show, it's not your general knowledge that's put to the test,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16but the way that your mind works,

0:01:16 > 0:01:18as our four contestants face

0:01:18 > 0:01:20fiendish problems, puzzles and posers.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You can play along at home, as well,

0:01:22 > 0:01:26and hopefully we'll leave your little grey cells a little fitter and a little wiser.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29So, let's say hello to our questioning temptress...

0:01:29 > 0:01:31How are you today, Brain?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, I feel like a winner today, John.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yes, I've got the Cortex Factor!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Well, I know some people who think that they are going to be

0:01:38 > 0:01:40the winners today - our team.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Let's meet them now. Please introduce yourselves.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'm Gerald, and I'm a carer.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm Barbara, and I'm an English teacher.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm Clive and I'm a research and information officer.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I'm Pierre, I'm team captain,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55and an IT systems analyst.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- APPLAUSE - Welcome, all.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00And, Pierre, team captain, what's the name of your team?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01It's Up The Junction.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Up The Junction... Why's that?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well, it's from a Squeeze song,

0:02:06 > 0:02:10but it's also from Clapham Junction railway station, where...

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Gerald lives nearby, I go through many times when I go into work.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Right. So, do you think you're going to beat The Brain?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- We're going to have a good go, yeah. - Yeah.- Great.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Well, this is how it works.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22The show's Brain is divided into six zones...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Now, The Brain will select four out of those six zones

0:02:31 > 0:02:33for you to play today.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35And, Pierre, as the team captain, it's up to you to decide

0:02:35 > 0:02:39which team members you think would be best in each of those zones. OK?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You'll face a series of questions in your zones,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44with each correct answer adding three seconds

0:02:44 > 0:02:46to what we call your Brain Bank.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48The more time you build up,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51the better chance you have of beating The Brain in today's final,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54and walking away with our jackpot of £3,000.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- So, Up The Junction, are you ready to play?- ALL:- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Right. Time to find out which zone you'll be facing first.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Brain, zone please.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Logic it is.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13So, Pierre, who would you nominate for that?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- I am actually nominating myself for that round.- Good.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, come and join me, Pierre, in the Logic Zone.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19APPLAUSE

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Good to see you, Pierre. - And you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26So, you mentioned Squeeze. Are you a Squeeze fan?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yes, I've got a few of their albums,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30and I've seen some of the members in concert.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Not the original line-up, but I have seen some of the band in concert.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35As someone heavily involved in IT,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- is that we think you are good at Logic?- That's the theory.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Whether, in practice, I'm actually good at it, I don't know.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43We'll find out.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Because you'll pay two games in the Logic Zone,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47both games are three questions

0:03:47 > 0:03:49with three seconds each.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51So, Brain, what's the first game?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hello, Captain Pierre.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Hello, Brain.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57A warm-up question first, Pierre.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What's your favourite smell?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Erm... I like the smell of leather.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I bet you do. Here's your first game.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Rock beats scissors, Pierre.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Scissors beats paper.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12And paper beats rock.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14You need to identify all three missing terms.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17To help you out, have a trial run.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Erm... Scissors.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Paper.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I think the last one's paper.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Scissors, paper, paper - is that correct?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Scissors, scissors, paper.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Did you use to play this in the playground?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I haven't played it in the playground,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49but I do know the theory behind it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I think I got mixed up with the two scissors in a row.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I should've said two scissors.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- So, do you think you've got yourself sorted out now?- I think so, yes.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Ready to play the game?- Yes. - Over to you, Brain.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Pierre, you have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05And please remember I can only accept your first answer.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Your game starts now.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Paper.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Rock.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Paper.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's right, yes. Next one.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Paper.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Rock.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Paper.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yes, well done. One to go. 25 seconds left.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Erm... Scissors.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Paper.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Paper.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Scissors, paper... well done! Yes!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Three out of three. - APPLAUSE

0:05:40 > 0:05:42In your first round. That's pretty good going.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ready for game two?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes, I'm ready for the next...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Can we have it, please, Brain? - Of course, John.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Here's your second game, Pierre.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Three darts will be thrown.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54You must add up the score

0:05:54 > 0:05:56and subtract it from the total.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58To get your eye in, have a trial run.

0:05:59 > 0:06:0112.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Triple-three.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Nine.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08What's that total...? And deduct it from 501.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11It's 30, so it's 471.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16471. Well done. Yeah.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Do you ever score at darts?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I've done the scoring when we've played 501.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- So I've done 501 downwards, a few times.- OK.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Well, we'll see how you do

0:06:26 > 0:06:29when The Brain gives you some scoring to do. Off we go.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32You have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Remember, I'll only accept your first answer.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Your game starts now.

0:06:38 > 0:06:3915.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Seven.

0:06:40 > 0:06:4119.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Erm...461.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54461, you say?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You're one out. Next one.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Double-14.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Nine.

0:06:59 > 0:07:0015.

0:07:08 > 0:07:0915 seconds to go.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Erm...420.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14420, you say?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16408. One to go.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Six.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Double-17.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Triple-four.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Have a guess. Out of time, I'm afraid.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Out of time. What is the answer?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32356. But, never mind, it's still a reasonable start for your team.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Isn't it, Brain?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Absolutely.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37You added nine seconds in that zone.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Which means, in total,

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Up The Junction have nine seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Well done. Good to see you, Pierre.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Please rejoin the team.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Right, time to find out our next zone, please.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52And who is going to take it on? Brain, the zone.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Multi-tasking. Pierre, do you reckon will be best at multi-tasking?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I believe that's Clive.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06OK, Clive, come and join me... in the Multi-tasking Zone.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09APPLAUSE

0:08:11 > 0:08:14So, Clive, why do you think you've been chosen for this zone?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Maybe because I do a couple of jobs.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Maybe because I am a musician, so I have to, kind of,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21use both hands and try and split my brain to do different things.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24What about when you're around home - good at multi-tasking then?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Generally, I just try and do one thing at a time at home.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Yes, most men do.- Yes, you're right.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Right, well, let's play the Multi-tasking Zone.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Brain, please reveal the first game that Clive will be playing today.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Hello, Clive.- Hi, Brain.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I love your silver glasses. - Thank you.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Your team should be called The Spectaculars.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Indeed! We were thinking we should be called Four Eyes,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- or something like that. - THEY LAUGH

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Here's your first game.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Count the named objects on the left,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57add the numbers on the right.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00To give you some practice, have a trial run.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Count the carrots and add the numbers.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- How many carrots? What was the score?- Three and nine?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Three and nine, you're saying? Is that right?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20It is, well done.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Ready to play?- Yes. Off we go.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Your game starts now.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Count the ice creams and add the numbers.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Three and 10.- Three ice creams and 10 - is that right?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43No, three and 12.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45A couple out. Right, next one.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Count the bananas and add the numbers

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- How many bananas?- Four and 11.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Four and 11, you're saying? Is that right?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Five and 19.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Right. Here comes the last one.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Count the rubber ducks and add the numbers.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Five and 20.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Five and 20. Is that right?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes, it is! Well done.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Finally got the hang of that one.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Yes.- OK, Brain.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Can we have game two, please?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Here is your second game, Clive.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36When the number of sheep matches the number I say,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38add that number to the total.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Have a trial run.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I think it's seven.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58You reckon it's seven.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01The total of the matching numbers... It was indeed. Good. Yes.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Because this is quite a hard game, this one.- Yes!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05A lot of people think that. So, let's see how you do.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Thank you.- Let's play for real.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Your game starts now.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- 10.- Is that right?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26It is, yes.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Next one, please?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- 11.- 11, you're saying?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Is Clive right?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yes, he is. You're good at this kind of multi-tasking.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I like sheep.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50THEY LAUGH

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- 13.- 13, Clive.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Is that right? It is!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- You're good at counting sheep. - Yes.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12So, Brain. What do you make of that?

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Well, you are baaa-rilliant in that last game, Clive.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Thank you, Brain.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You added 12 seconds in that zone.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Meaning that Up The Junction now have 21 seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- APPLAUSE - Great.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28That's not bad for halfway through.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31So, if you'd rejoin the teams now. Good to see you.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Well, we're halfway through and, of course,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36it's quite vital now that you two, Gerald, Barbara,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38do some high scoring for your team,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41because the more seconds you can put into that Brain Bank

0:12:41 > 0:12:43the much better your chance of getting the jackpot

0:12:43 > 0:12:45at the end of the show. OK?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- So, no pressure(!) - No pressure, at all!

0:12:48 > 0:12:49THEY LAUGH

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Let's find out which zone is next

0:12:51 > 0:12:52and who is going to take it on.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Brain, the zone, please.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Orientation, it is.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01So, Pierre, who are you nominating?

0:13:01 > 0:13:05My thoughts are orientating towards the gentleman at the end there,

0:13:05 > 0:13:06- Gerald.- OK.- And, Gerald,

0:13:06 > 0:13:08how do you feel about that?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I'm ready for the challenge.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Right, well come and join me in the Orientation Zone.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14APPLAUSE

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Lovely to meet you. - And you, too, Gerald.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Why do you think you'd be good at orientation, then?- Erm...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23it's the observation side of it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I used to work in photography, so looking at things is important.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28- Shall we find out?- Yes.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Right, Brain, please reveal the first game

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- that Gerald will be playing.- OK.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Hello, Gerald.- Hello, Brain.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I hear you have celeb-crush.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Oooh...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Depends who you're talking about.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Sigourney Weaver in Alien.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Well, OK.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You know she based that role on me.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47I can gather that, yes.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50And who's your favourite man-crush?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh... Brad Pitt!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54In what film?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Fight Club.- Ah, stop.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58We mustn't talk about Fight Club.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- No, we mustn't talk about Fight Clu...- Shh!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Here's your first game.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Follow the car's journey and identify in which direction it ends up facing.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12You can warm up with a trial run.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Turn right.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Turn left.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Turn left.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25- So, which direction...- West.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27West, you say. Is Gerald correct?

0:14:29 > 0:14:30You are indeed.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Right. So are you ready to play it again?- Ready.- Off we go.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Your game starts now.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41U-turn.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Turn right.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45U-turn.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47East.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49East, you're saying? Is that right?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51It is indeed. Next one, please.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Turn right.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59U-turn.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Turn left.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Turn right.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- I lost it on that one.- Uh-huh. - GERALD SIGHS

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- The Brian got you, did she?- She got me there.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I'm just going to have to say North. - He's guessing North.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15No, it was West. One last one.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23U-turn.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Turn left.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26U-turn.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Turn right.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- North.- North, you're saying?

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Yes, that's right. The house came in useful that time.- They did there. - Yes.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42A different kind of sat nav to the one we used to, eh?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Well, if that was on my sat nav, I'd...I'd change the voice. - LAUGHTER

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Brain, what do you make of that?- I think it's a rather wonderful voice.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Wait a minute, let me find some really difficult questions now. GERALD SIGHS

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Here's your second game.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02What's the real time?

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Have a trial run.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10What is the real time there, Gerald?

0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Ten to one.- Ten to one, you're saying?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Is that correct? Incorrect.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Oh, it's ten past one.- Ten past one. - Yeah.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21So, are you ready to do it for real?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Yep. Let's do it.- Right, off we go.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You can have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Remember, I'll only accept your first answer.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Your game starts now.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Quarter to four.- Quarter to four, you're saying?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- GERALD SIGHS - No. Quarter to five.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50- Yeah?- 12...

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- ..40.- 12:40?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- GERALD SIGHS - Incorrect.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Next one.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- 15 seconds to go.- 25 to...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07GERALD HISSES

0:17:07 > 0:17:10..five. GERALD GROANS

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- No. 25 to seven. - GERALD SIGHS

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well, that proves one thing, Gerald, you're not a clock watcher.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- I certainly am not. - JOHN LAUGHS

0:17:18 > 0:17:21If she had lips, Brain would be smiling all over.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Wouldn't you, Brain?- Absolutely.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26John, if I had lips, I'd be doing a lot more. JOHN LAUGHS

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Gerald, you added six seconds in that Zone.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33This means in total, Up The Junction have 27 seconds in their Brain Bank.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- 27 seconds! There we are.- Thank you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38OK, Gerald, jolly good. Nice to meet you.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Barbara, that means just one thing, there's only you left.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- There's only me.- Yeah. So why don't you come and join me

0:17:44 > 0:17:48and we'll find out which of the three remaining Zones

0:17:48 > 0:17:49you're going to be playing.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51APPLAUSE

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Hello, Barbara.- Pleased to meet you. - And you, too.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58And I reckon that you have Observation,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Language and Memory left.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04So which of those three DON'T you want?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07I think Memory was the one I was worried about the most.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- And why is that?- Erm...I keep forgetting everything. - LAUGHTER

0:18:10 > 0:18:12That a pretty good reason not to want it.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14And tell me a bit about yourself?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Well, I'm a teacher.- Uh-huh.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18So I work in a secondary school teaching English.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21And I came to that sort of in my middle age,

0:18:21 > 0:18:24and previously I used to work in the darkroom with Gerald.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- So shall we find out what Zone it is?- Oh, yes, please.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Brain, Zone please.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Language.- Language. Couldn't be better for you really?- Couldn't be better.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- I should be good at this, I think. - Yeah. Well, let's hope so.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Yeah.- Ready to play the first game? - Yes.- Can we have it, please, Brain?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Hello, Barbara.- Hello, Brain.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Here's your first game.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Barbara, I will give you a word, you need to spell it to me backwards.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Have a trial run.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Spell...JOUST.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Well done. That's right. Yes?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- So, are you ready?- Yeah.- We're ready for you, Brain.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Barbara, please remember once you've said a letter, you cannot change your mind.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- OK.- Your game starts now.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18PIGEON.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Yes. Jolly good. Next one, please.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37TUTORIAL.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oh.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes. Well done.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00These are pretty hard and you're doing very well indeed, Barbara.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02And you've got one to go.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05BICYCLE.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- E-L...- It's gone out of my head now.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- No.- I thought I got that wrong.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Never mind. Never mind. That was a very good start.- Yeah.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- So are you ready for game two?- Yes, I am.- Can we have it, please, Brain?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Here's your second game.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48What word is missing from all three others?

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Here's a trial run to help you get a feel for the game.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56So, it's a three-letter word

0:20:56 > 0:21:00missing from the middle of those three words.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01It would be ALL.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04As in...

0:21:04 > 0:21:06GALLERY, SWALLOW, MEDALLION.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Right. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10It is. Yes, well done.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Yeah. So, ready to play?- Yeah.- OK, let's play for real.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Barbara, you can have as many guesses as you like,

0:21:16 > 0:21:18but I will not move on to the next question

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- until you give me the correct answer or pass.- OK.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25You have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Your game starts...now.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Hmm.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33What's that three-letter word?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Hmm?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Hmm.- 30 seconds left.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Want to have a guess? Or you can pass.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- CAT.- CAT? Yes, well done.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57You'll need to speed up. Here's the next one.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Erm.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- BARBARA MUTTERS - Five seconds left.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Guess.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Erm.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- No. Time is up, I'm afraid.- Sorry. - Let's find out the answer.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20RUN! CRUNCH, DRUNK and PRUNES.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Easy when you see the answer, isn't it?- It is easy when you see the answer.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Brain, how do you feel at the end of the game?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I like Barbara. And, remember, every second counts in the final

0:22:32 > 0:22:34and your score has helped a lot.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36You added nine seconds in that Zone,

0:22:36 > 0:22:38which means Up The junction have finished

0:22:38 > 0:22:42with a grand total of 36 seconds in their Brain Bank!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- 36 seconds. That's good.- That's not too bad.- Well done. Nice to see you.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48If you could rejoin the team, Barbara.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Well, we've finished the individual Zones now,

0:22:50 > 0:22:54and it's time for our team to try to beat The Brain one last time

0:22:54 > 0:22:58and take home some serious cash in today's final.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Up The junction, you have built up 36 seconds in your Brain Bank.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, now you must answer a total of eight questions correctly,

0:23:08 > 0:23:12that's two each, to win our jackpot of...

0:23:12 > 0:23:14If you don't, there's still a chance to win some decent money,

0:23:14 > 0:23:16because The Brain has giving you

0:23:16 > 0:23:19a further two minutes in which to answer.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21But the longer you take the less you win,

0:23:21 > 0:23:24because as the time counts down so does the money,

0:23:24 > 0:23:26at the rate of £25 a second.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Take too long and you'll leave empty-handed, I'm afraid.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32So, Pierre, as the team captain,

0:23:32 > 0:23:35you've chosen your order in which your players are going to face The Brain.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37What's your logic in that?

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Not too much logic. I wanted Gerald to start off to, hopefully, get us off to a flyer,

0:23:42 > 0:23:45and then just to mix up the order just to be a bit different, really.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Right. Are you ready to play?- Ready.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Let's get serious, then.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Let's start today's final.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Over to you, Brain.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56You will only face questions from the games you've already seen today,

0:23:56 > 0:24:01but for every game in the final, I will only accept your first answer.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Up The junction, beat me if you can.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05That's the big challenge.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08And as always, we'll be starting with the player on the left.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11That's you, Gerald. So I need two correct answers from you

0:24:11 > 0:24:15before I can move on to the next player and so on down the line. OK?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Well, the very best of luck. Let's start the final.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Digital.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31No.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Triple five, seven, 11.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Subtract the score.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37GERALD MUTTERS

0:24:41 > 0:24:424...

0:24:42 > 0:24:45460...

0:24:45 > 0:24:475.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- No. - GERALD SIGHS

0:24:49 > 0:24:51U-turn.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Turn right. Turn right.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Which direction?- West.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- No.- Count the rubber ducks and add the numbers.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Nine and four.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08No.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12What's the missing word?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17NIRVANA.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19ADVICE. SECRET.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20GERALD SIGHS

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Pass.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28What time is it?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Ten to eight.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34- No.- Ten past eight!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36What's the winners and losers?

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Paper!

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Scissors.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Scissors.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Yes.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Guitar.- Pass.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58One. Three. Four.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59One. Three.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Eight.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Yes. Barbara, what's the missing word?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08SIT.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yes.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Turn right.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Turn right. Turn right.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16West.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Yes. Pierre.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Four. 19. Double 13.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Subtract the score.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Pass.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35SEE.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38No.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Pass.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Rock. Paper.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Scissors.- Yes.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Out of time, I'm afraid. Out of time, Up The Junction. - APPLAUSE

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Which means, sad to say, you'll be going home with nothing.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Ah!- Bad luck. Never mind.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07But you had a good go, didn't you?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Have you enjoyed yourselves? - Yeah, brilliant.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11And I hope you don't go home too disappointed.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- No, it's been good fun.- No. - And, Brain, you were the winner.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Yes, I was.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19It was a pleasure going into battle with you, though.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23You're a lovely bunch, but I'm The Brain and you're Up The Junction.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24LAUGHTER

0:27:24 > 0:27:26And thank you all for watching today,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28I hope you enjoyed playing along.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30But for now, it's time to say goodbye from Up The Junction.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34- ALL:- Goodbye.- From the Brain. - Goodbye.- And from me.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Bye for now.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40So that's how the team battled The Brain,

0:27:40 > 0:27:42how did you do with those two questions

0:27:42 > 0:27:44I gave you at the start of the show?

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Here are the answers.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48A clock is reflected in a mirror.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50What's the real time?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54The answer is...

0:27:54 > 0:27:567:35.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57And for the second game.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Name the missing winners and losers.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04The answer is...

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Whether you got them right or wrong,

0:28:08 > 0:28:11join us next time to stretch your mental agility

0:28:11 > 0:28:15with more demanding games on Beat The Brain.