0:00:22 > 0:00:23Hiya, my name's Cream.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25It means Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Don't forget that.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Next week, I'm going to be cleaning up on my world wide tour.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42But this week, I'm cleaning up on my mum's crib -
0:00:42 > 0:00:44gangster style!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And also, paying my mum her this month's rent.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# And away we go Yes, to the flow
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Now I gots to go To another kitchen show
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# To rip more jeans See how the Cream getting lyrical
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# When I grab the microphone it melts just like a miracle. #
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Yeah! Ti-ti-tica-tica-tic.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# I'm the best cleaner. Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:01:08 > 0:01:11# I'm the be-be-be-best, best, best, best cleaner. #
0:01:11 > 0:01:16May my spell, bling, be done. May my spell, bling, be done.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17So may it be done!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hello there.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- Hi. - Hi, I'm Kevin.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Morning. Mark, nice to meet you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34When did it have its last service?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Service's just been done. We've recently just done it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Was that, eh, with holy water or was that by prayer?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43As far as I know, it's just bog-standard water.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Right. So no blessing of any sort?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46No.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49The actual vehicle looks thousands of years old.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I think the metal could be ancient Egyptian even.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Do you mind if I just get some vibes from the car.- No.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Please, please, you feel free.
0:01:56 > 0:02:02# A-a-a-ah! #
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Are you aware it's actually haunted?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Um, no.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I would say that it's got at least three spirits
0:02:11 > 0:02:13and one of them is possessing it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- At least three?- At least three, yes. - Right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17No, I wasn't aware of that.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I mean, would you mind if I exorcised the car?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Not sure.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Elements of earth and air and fire water,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25drawn together from every quarter,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29may any evil spirits and evil impurities within this car be banished.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So may it be done!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34THUNDER CRACKLES
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hello, Joel the bus spotter here.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm here at my usual location, bus spotting -
0:02:39 > 0:02:42looking for the 93 bus. Please enjoy.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57That lorry is not the bus.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09That pedestrian was not the bus.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Forget Casanova, I'm the Nahanova.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25What would you like to achieve through doing this?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- I say three things...- Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29..get made, get paid, get laid.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Escorting services is totally nothing to do with sex, yeah?- Mm.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Obviously, because it is an internet-based agency
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- and we've got a website... - Mm.- ..pictures are very important.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You've got to go out and get a professional photographer...- Oh,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- I did a...I've done a great headshot. - Mm-hm.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. - That's more like my sex pose.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Uh-huh. Do you have any more pictures?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, I made a couple more. Got some of my skills I could show.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Mm. All right, all right, all right. - That's probably my sexiest pose, I guess.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- NAH LAUGHS - Yeah?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I got this one but this is for the fantasies.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I think of myself as a superhero with a special power.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I've had a couple of, like, sort of like, known girlfriends.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- This is one of them - Charlotte Church.- Mm-hm. All right.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Yeah.- Yeah, OK. OK.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'd say I've been learning the great art
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- of international muff diving, for years.- Mm-hm.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22You know what I mean -
0:04:22 > 0:04:27smack clam, munch rug, dine at the one pink taco stand.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Take that shit to the car wash, you know like,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31wax that shit, air dry.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35That is my speciality - air dry that shit.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Cos my tongue's like normal size. - Mm-hm.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43All right.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE LAUGHS
0:04:45 > 0:04:46So I'm like, "Yeah!"
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Hi, my name's Dorota.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I am exclusive lady.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54This is my husband, Atonu.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Today, I present my acting skill in the grief.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08In the grief scene.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- HE SPEAKS POLISH ...in a...in the grief scene.- Mm-hm.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16In the grief.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Today, I present my acting skill in the grief.- Scene.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Today, I present my acting skill as a grief scene.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26In a grief scene.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Today, I present my acting skill in the grief scene.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34In a grief scene.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36In a grief scene.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- In a grief scene, that's it. - My god!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Today I present my acting skill in...in the grief.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Scene, grief scene.- Grief scene.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Today, I present my acting skill is a grief scene.- Nie.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54HE SPEAKS POLISH
0:05:54 > 0:05:56...singer, model, chcesz acting.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- SHE RESPONDS IN POLISH - ..acting. Dobra, dobra.- No...
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Not acting, OK. OK.- No...- Dobra.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Today, I present my acting skills in a grief scene.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Hi, my name's Dorota.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10This is my husband, Atonu.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Today, I present my skill as an actress,
0:06:16 > 0:06:17scene of grieving.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- No, that was very good.- OK? - That was very good.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Delighted to meet you, enchanting lady.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Will our love be coated with our arms?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Sorry, I am too shy to kiss you
0:06:46 > 0:06:49but that's no reason why we shouldn't dance
0:06:49 > 0:06:51to a land of romance.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57# And that's why birds do it
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# Bees do it
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Even educated fleas do it
0:07:02 > 0:07:07# Let's do it, let's fall in love
0:07:21 > 0:07:25# Some Argentines without means do it
0:07:25 > 0:07:29# People say in Boston even beans do it
0:07:29 > 0:07:35# Let's do it, let's fall in love. #
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- So now we start acting, Dorota.- Mm.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44No, relax. Sit the...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Yes, now relaxed. - Read the magazine.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Relax, like that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50OK.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56PHONE RINGS
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Hello?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Hello.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Can I speak with Elizabeth Cox?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Speaking.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15This is police. I have a bad news for you, madam.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17What happen?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Do you know Sonny?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Yes.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Mr Sonny had a...bad accident.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- What?- Mr Sonny is...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- in a coma.- Thank you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, my... Oh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, my god!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- SHE GASPS - Accident - my son...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh, my god!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, my god!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51How I can live without him?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54SHE SNIFFS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What I can do?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00This is my boyfriend, I cannot replace him.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08My sunshine. Ugh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10My sunshine...
0:09:10 > 0:09:15SHE SOBS
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I miss him.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Oh, I want to die with him... I love him so much.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25O-o-o-o-oh.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32No, I must wake up. What I can do? I must see him, I must see him.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Quickly! - SHE CRIES
0:09:38 > 0:09:40He's here, he's queer,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43he takes it up the rear - it's got to be Ally.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Hey, guys. I thought we'd try something different today
0:09:51 > 0:09:54cos I'm bored of watching you every afternoon
0:09:54 > 0:09:56dribbling over Homes Under the Hammer.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59So I thought we'd liven it up a bit and have a bit of music.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- MUSIC: "Scream" by Usher - Come on, guys! Work with me here. Bit of clapping.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Make out we're clubbing.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06There's a fitty in front of you, you want their number.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Let's do the windmill whilst doing hands in the air.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Let's go hands in the air and the windmill.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Move the hips.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You better be careful there, Myrtle, actually,
0:10:14 > 0:10:16cos you've only one left.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Slap my windmill, come on, Maud!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21There we go. Uh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Boris, look lively! There's a hot babe in front of you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25We're at the bar, we're in the club.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27What are you going to do? There's a fit babe there!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Grab the boobies. Grab the boobies, Boris.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Come on, you should be good at that.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Grab!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# I was here, everybody, so come and get me!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38# You want me! #
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Come on, Bertie, make it hurtie. Come on, Bertie.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Ooh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50The best thing about domestic work
0:10:50 > 0:10:53is I can chill out during the day, watching Bargain Hunt.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56My boy David Dickinson, the original gangster.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Fake tan represent.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01you know what I'm saying?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03East coast versus west coast.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Yeah, I'm coming for you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Bam, I got you, there. Bam, I got you!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12HE MAKES MACHINE GUN SOUNDS
0:11:13 > 0:11:14What is that?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Just leaving my tag, know what I'm saying?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Picking up litter
0:11:24 > 0:11:27and picking up bitches - I'm good at both, y'all.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29You killed my brother!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Let me get you. Let me get you!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I'm going to get you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, shit.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Goddamn, my mum's gon' kill me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53What do you like best - sun or rain?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- The sun, obviously.- Yeah,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I don't like the hot, hot sun, you know,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- where you're sweating in bed... - Yeah.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02..but the medium type sun, where it's cool and warm at the same time.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Could be a long day, Ronnie.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Get hyper.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19This is a new one.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Controversial, thought provoking,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27it should get 'em all interested.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28It's called Skin.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35This should bring the crowds in.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40This is Daphne from Australia, she's a white chick.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46This is Edith from Papua New Guinea, she's a black chick.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51But she's got dual citizenship in New Zealand.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And they're just not getting on, at all.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I don't know what your problem is, Edith,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I don't know what your problem is, Daphne,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03but you've got to sort it out.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06You've got to come in, you've both got to get on board
0:13:06 > 0:13:10and you've got to work it out cos I'm telling you now
0:13:10 > 0:13:12it is not my problem.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Get hyper.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Hi, come and sit down.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Hello.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Hi. How are you doing? - My name is Talina, how are you?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I'm very well, thanks. - What's your name?- Jamie.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Nice to meet you, Jamie. - Pleased to meet you.- So,
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm still Talina.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48You know, I'm just a simple girl and really, really normal
0:13:48 > 0:13:50and nothing special at all
0:13:50 > 0:13:53but I know zat you have something special for me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57What kind of swimming pool do you have?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Um, we have all sorts of swimming pools.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It really depends the type that you're looking for.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- OK.- Would you like to look through some of these?- Yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Can we do zis one?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yeah, you can do that for sure.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13And do you think we can go
0:14:13 > 0:14:14under ze cover together?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Mm-hm.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Or we could do something like this pool here. This'd do you.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22This pool here's got a moving floor so you can use it for parties,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24when the pool's not being used as a pool.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I would love to see you fun time.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Do you know, I think you look so handsome and so intelligent,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I just really want to dive in.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You really put a spring in my step.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Excellent.- And now, let's talk about payment.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, that's easy. We just take a 10% deposit now.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48I don't really like to think about money.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Why do I need to think about?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Why do I need to ask, "How much is that?"
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I want to have the swimming pool.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Mm-hm.- We don't need to pay for it.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58No, we do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02To be honest, I'm not really sure if you want to see me
0:15:02 > 0:15:05in my special swimming suit.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I'm not sure if that's entirely appropriate.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09I'm not sure either.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I call it my birthday suit.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13I'm sure it's a very fine suit
0:15:13 > 0:15:15but we'd still have to talk about the money.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16No!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21- I could give you a discount.- Hmm.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25What would you be thinking of?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28If I could get it to under £6,000, how does that sound?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30And that includes the entities within the car?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Free of charge.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I...I think somewhere in the fives would be very lucky.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You want me levitate the car?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41OK. Good, OK.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Hum-m-m-m!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Rise. Rise. Rise.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Rise. Rise. Rise. Rise.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Nothing happening. I think it's because
0:15:57 > 0:16:00of the weight of the spirits in the car. Hmm.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Do you mind if I take it for a psychic test drive?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Psychic test drive?- Yeah.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- OK.- OK.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Vroom. Vrm, vrm, vrm.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Mmm-m-m-m.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Mmm-m-m-m.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Mmm-m-m-m.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Huh, we're back.- Good.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Good trip?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Almost hit a pedestrian and a psychic traffic warden...- OK.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28..nearly booked me.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29- But very nice drive.- Good.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Excellent.- What about that one over there?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Which one are we looking at, the silver BMW?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- That's the one.- OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37What would you like to know about that one?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Wow! Can you hear that?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42That sounds like a million souls crying out.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44RECORDED WAILING PLAYS
0:16:44 > 0:16:47They use medium like that to come through.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Definitely possessed. - What, the car?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52- Yeah.- OK.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58That's not the bus.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14MAN SHRIEKS AND CRASHES
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Hello, you must be Clare. - Hi. Yes, I'm Clare.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Pleased to meet you.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Clare, I'm Afro British Gaga...
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- OK.- ..and that means that I design outrageous outfits,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- just as what you can see.- OK.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44And I would like to know whether it is possible to put my, eh,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46designs through to your magazines.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm just... very noticeable that you're wearing
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- jay cloths and sponges. - And if I have to take away this...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56..I am now part of the beachwear.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- OK.- What you can see now - I'm ready to go for a beach
0:17:59 > 0:18:01and there is this design with the pegs.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Oh, it's pegs, yeah. - And this design of it,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05it also goes with...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- OK.- It goes with this...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- OK.- ..with this beachwear.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16So I'm home and dry for this one when I'm ready to go for a beach.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- You can have, Clare, a look at this.- Yeah. No, I can see.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yeah, right. I can put it aside.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25I think we are...we are working on the same wavelength.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Clare, maybe this outfit will actually convince you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33No.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Not at all.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Before you make a conclusion... - I've already made a conclusion.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40This is a hat, which you can actually, like, wear like this
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- that becomes a... - But I'm just...I'm struggling.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I'm really struggling to see how you could have possibly
0:18:45 > 0:18:48got inspiration from using sanitary towels to make clothes.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Not for me. It doesn't, you know...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- That's fine I have no problem with you.- You're very daring.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55But I will give you time to be imaginative like me.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- 'Hello?'- Hi, I'm here about the room.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12'Come on up.'
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Guys, this is Louis. - You all right?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, mate.- I'm Jay.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- I'm Catherine.- Hello, Catherine. - Nice to meet you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- And what was your name, sorry?- Zita. - Zita.- Nice to meet you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Thanks for having me here today to have a look round. It's...
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Do you want a glass of wine?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yes, please. I'll have a glass of wine.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35So have you seen many other places?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37To be fair, this is my first.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's not the biggest of rooms but it's got everything
0:19:39 > 0:19:41you need in it. There's plenty of storage in there as well.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Lovely.- So, it's OK.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What do you do? Like, what do you do for a living?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Well, um, I'll show you if you like.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50LAUGHTER
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, my god!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55MUSIC: "Scream and Shout" by Britney Spears and Will.i.am
0:19:55 > 0:19:57SHOUTS DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Oh, God!- Well...
0:20:06 > 0:20:09SPEECH DROWNED OUT
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Shit!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Oh, god.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16We've got someone else coming round now.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- THE GIRLS LAUGH - Oh, God.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Get that thing away from me.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Yes!- Do you want some?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26No, I'm absolutely fine. Thank you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Oh, no.- Oh, no.- Oh, no. Oh, no.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oooh, dear. It's coming round now.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Oh, God.- T'rific. Terrific.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- MUSIC STOPS - Oh, God!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- We've got a girl round next, haven't we?- Yeah.- Hopefully.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01So, is the room mine?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Well, you know, I think she's got your details, eh, on her phone so...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08LAUGHTER
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I'm sure we'll be able to find you. Are you on Facebook?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Me on a Friday night!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Wouldn't you love to see this in a club?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20A bit of this and a bit of this.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Come on, Boris, want to come home with me?
0:21:22 > 0:21:23There's my number.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Come and get it! Yeah, look at that.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Look at that, want some of this? Want some of this?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Want some of this? Yeah, come on Boris.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34If you want me, you've got to come and get me. Come on.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Come and get me, Boris.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Slap the bootie.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Woo!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Come on, baby. Come on, baby!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Whoa! Buns of steel.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46look at them go, mother fucker! Yay.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Hello, my sunshine.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I am very glad you sent me very beautiful bunch of flower.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59You are my sunshine, you are my heart,
0:21:59 > 0:22:01you are my salt.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I send you big huge kiss. Can you see me?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Yes, I can see you.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Before I go, I sing song for you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13BACKING TRACK: "You're My Heart, You're My Soul"
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# You my heart
0:22:28 > 0:22:30# You my salt
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Can you shine wherever go then
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# Hearts
0:22:35 > 0:22:37# You my salt
0:22:37 > 0:22:41# Yes, me, your love is grow
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# You my heart
0:22:43 > 0:22:45# You my salt
0:22:45 > 0:22:48# That's the way that really know. #
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Time for the finger of awesomeness and the thumb of power.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I'm just about to make a meal.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Now, cooking usually involves a lot of cutting,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04so you need to make sure you've got a sharp knife.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Improvise.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Why don't you try cutting through something like a banana.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12If it goes straight through,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14that's the knife for the job.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Power up!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18If you're chopping an onion, here's a tip -
0:23:18 > 0:23:21don't do it on the floor or on the fridge door,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24pick up a chopping board, lay it on a flat surface,
0:23:24 > 0:23:25that'll stop the tears.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Improvise.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Still waiting.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- There's one last thing we can try to let the spirits out.- OK.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41We have to open all the doors and windows.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Do you think you could open the boot and bonnet?- I can, yeah.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Do you want me to do that now? - Yes, let's open these.- Certainly.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I want you to shout as loud as you can,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56"Vile demons be gone!"
0:23:56 > 0:23:58And keep saying it until they've gone.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Is it... will it work?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Yeah, I'm certain.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Vile demons be gone! Vile demons be gone!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Vile demons be gone!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Keep going. - Vile demons be gone!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Vile demons be gone! Vile demons be gone!
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Vile demons be gone! Are we done?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Keep going.- Keep going!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Vile demons be gone!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Vile demons be gone!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34And I'll tell you what is a nightmare - the traffic.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- They've blocked all the roads off.- Yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38And the bus we get to the shopping precinct,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- it goes two stops further away now...- Does it?!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42..and you've got to walk the rest of the way.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Well that's a bit...- Cos it's blocked our bus stop off.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- That's not fair, is it?- No. - I don't like walking far.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49No, it's, it's quite annoying.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59CLATTERING SOUND EFFECTS
0:25:01 > 0:25:04What happened to us, my love?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Don't die on me, please.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- CLATTERING CONTINUES - Don't!
0:25:09 > 0:25:13999, please! We have accident.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Northcote Road. Please, come quickly.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Oh!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23SHE MOANS DRAMATICALLY
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I sense a bus coming.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37It is the 93 bus. Please enjoy.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, here comes another one, too.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54That is definitely the bus.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Yeah.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Next!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17My name is Nahimus Meridieth.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Are you ready for me to blow your mind?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'm ready when you are.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27NO MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:31 > 0:26:34HE LAUGHS
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's jammed.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38HE GRUNTS
0:26:40 > 0:26:42The chicks are going to love the anticipation.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Show some flesh for the ladies.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, wow!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56This is...be careful.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Wow.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Woo!- Ow.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07I'm a matador.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Woo!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13THE JUDGES GIGGLE
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Bad ass!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Can you handle this?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Start the fire.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up and the dragonfly.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Oops.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Ah!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36HE GROANS
0:27:43 > 0:27:44(Yeah!)
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Thank you very much.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm Jonny Nah.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Can I ask you a question?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I can start tomorrow. Thank you.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd