0:00:22 > 0:00:23Hiya, my name's Cream.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Means...
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Don't forget that.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hey yo, what up? It's your boy Cream.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Creaming it up once again.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Now, next week I'm going to be in the World Record Books
0:00:39 > 0:00:42on my new tour, but this week I'm going to be kicking it
0:00:42 > 0:00:44with some different type of books,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47in my new part-time job in the library.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Gangster style.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Also, to pay my Mums her rent.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Got to keep Mums happy, you know what I'm saying?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59HE CHUCKLES
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Boy, Ted, you get up to some funny shit, boy.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I mean you straight up gangster, that's what I'm talking about.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:17 > 0:01:21RAP RINGTONE PLAYS
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Shh.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, my bad. My bad, sorry.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Shh, shh...
0:01:29 > 0:01:33HE BEATBOXES
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hello, Joel the plane spotter here.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42We start at my usual spot, plane spotting, looking for a Boeing 747.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Please enjoy.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48# Highway to the danger zone. #
0:01:53 > 0:01:55That's not the plane, that's a 757.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03That's not the airplane.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07We're still waiting for a 747.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11May my spell and bidding be done.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13May my spell and bidding be done.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15So may it be known!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21# Oh, oh, oh, it's magic
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# You know
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# Never believe it's not so. #
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hello there.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Hello.- I've been recommended very highly to this specific shop.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I've flown all the way from Egypt this morning, er,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37terrible congestion up there on the witch, um, roads.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I wonder, have you got a-a very basic phone that I could look at?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Sure. This is as basic as it gets. - OK.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I mean would this phone actually operate, er,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50on the spirit-realm band?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Um, no.- No?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57So I wouldn't be able to pick up dead people on here?
0:02:57 > 0:02:58I don't know.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00It's like, they get these very cheap, you see,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02they don't need a contract up there.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- OK.- Yeah.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Tell me, on-on ringtones, have you got the Ancient Sumerian, um,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09death chant?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I don't have that particular one, but I'm sure there's a website
0:03:13 > 0:03:15you could download it directly to your phone.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That would be from hell.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Yeah, try it.- Yes.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23I'm thinking about the iPhone 792, er, which I've seen in the future.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I wonder if...- Right.- Have you got one of those in stock yet?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27No.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Ooh
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# I wanna rub you down
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# I wanna sex you up. #
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Oh, yeah!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm a love god.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50MUSIC: "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# I'd like to be everything you want
0:04:09 > 0:04:13# Hey girl, let me talk to you
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go
0:04:17 > 0:04:23# Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
0:04:23 > 0:04:27# I can be a gentleman anything you want
0:04:27 > 0:04:32# If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# I'd never let you go... #
0:04:36 > 0:04:39MACHINE BEEPS
0:04:47 > 0:04:48SHE LAUGHS
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Argh...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh...!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Augh.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# Make me come alive
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# Come on and turn me on
0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Touch me, save my life
0:05:07 > 0:05:09# Come on and turn me on
0:05:09 > 0:05:10# Turn me on. #
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Hi.- Hello.- How are you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Very well. I'm Michel.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Er, my name is Talina.- Hi, Talina.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33I'm just very dark, dark sky,
0:05:33 > 0:05:37nothing special, very simple.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Would you like to add some stars to make me shiny?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Do you know what I mean?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- With this, we can do anything you want.- Mm-hm.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49- It's an amazing diamond.- OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's one of those diamonds you'll never see again.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's naturally green, they almost don't exist.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- This one?- Yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I can see your hands trembling looking at it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Yes. Yes.- That's a good sign.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05No, no, I have very big hands.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- OK.- I always drop everything.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Do you know, my ex husband, he bought very expensive watch,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13he gave it to me like "Talina, have a look," and I broke it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Can you imagine? - That's not good.- I mean...
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I do really have very big hands, but I have very strong legs.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- OK.- So, that's why...
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Do you know, I think this one, it looks really good
0:06:26 > 0:06:29and you know, it has like greenish and a goldish colour.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- That's right. - It could be a bit more green.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Mm. - And you know I have green eyes.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Er, er, I've just noticed, yes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Er, and I think it will suit your jumper.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43It will suit my jumper, OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Do you know, I think we both like green colour.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48We do like green colour, it's beautiful.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- I think we already have something in common.- Mm.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# If you want it I'm gonna be
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Va va voom, voom
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# If you got it you got it
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# You got that boom, boom. #
0:07:02 > 0:07:04So, what are we doing with the haircut today?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'd like, just, like, a little bit taken off the sides,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09maybe a bit smaller on top.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12OK, what, for work, on a day-to-day basis?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Um, yeah, day-to-day and work.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Oh, what do you do for a living? - Well, um, I'll show you if you like.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# I see you over there so hypnotic
0:07:19 > 0:07:23# Thinking 'bout what I'd do to that body
0:07:23 > 0:07:24# I'd get you like, ooh... #
0:07:24 > 0:07:26MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:07:26 > 0:07:28SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Baby baby-ooh baby baby
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# A-ooh baby baby-ooh baby baby
0:07:34 > 0:07:38# And I've tried to fight it to fight it
0:07:38 > 0:07:42# But you're so magnetic magnetic
0:07:42 > 0:07:46# Got one life, just live it just live it... #
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- MUSIC CUTS OUT - Oh, God!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, God, oh...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Yeah
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# Let me know and I'll take you there
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Get you going like, ooh
0:08:07 > 0:08:09# Baby baby-ooh baby baby
0:08:09 > 0:08:12# A-ooh baby baby-ooh baby baby
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# If you wanna scream... #
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- MUSIC CUTS OUT - So you're a stripper?- Yeah.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, OK.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20So what do you think, bit off the sides?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Yeah. Cut it... we'll cut it quite short.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28# He's here, he's queer he takes it up the rear
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# It's gotta be Ali! #
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# Whoa-oh
0:08:32 > 0:08:36# I swear you're giving me a heart attack. #
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Right everyone,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40we're going to do something different today in art class.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Everyone, this is Francois.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Pen to paper, please, people.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Doesn't he look pretty sitting there, doesn't he?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This is how we should be, isn't it?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52This is how we're born, this is how we die.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Some sooner than others in this room.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55MAN SNORES
0:08:57 > 0:09:00So, do you live locally?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05No? No, me, I'm just up the road.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Francois, could you turn around a little bit for me, please?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Just to your right.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Keep going.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Keep going.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Again. Again.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah, that's got it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Just move your arm Francois, just so I can just...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Had a bit of trouble, forgetting what your nipple looked like.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ooh, they're like football studs.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33That's it, that's it, just see if I've got the right angle, there.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Turn to the right there Francois,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I'm just going to... fill in some gaps.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Talking of gap-filling, I've got a lovely...
0:09:43 > 0:09:44CAR HORN BLARES
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Still waiting.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I love this one.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05That's what I'm talking about.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:10:16 > 0:10:17RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:29 > 0:10:30That's what I'm talking about.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Hi, my name's Dorota. I am exclusive lady.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Today I am acting as a scene as a president.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Who are you? What you are doing in my office?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I am XJ99,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I am prince alien from planet Mars,
0:10:53 > 0:10:57and I have come here to take your planet.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Winner takes it all.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Hold on a minute, you are joking.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I am not joking because I want word with you,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07because I want human blood.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, God, please be kind for us.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Kindness? What is kindness?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Kindness is like love.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Love! What is love?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ahh!
0:11:24 > 0:11:29What a strange sensation. That is called love?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Ah, what a strange beautiful smell. What is this?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Perfume.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Perfume! Very nice thing.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43You must open schools for us.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You must teach us what is love.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Mm...yes, we can open school for you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Goodbye.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55In that case, I am leaving you now and I'll come back after one week.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57So, goodbye.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Goodbye.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And we see that love conquers all, even aliens.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Thank you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Um, what about 60 Minute Makeover?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Oh, no way do they make the...- No.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Do them houses up in 60 minutes, that's impossible.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Not in 60 minutes, no way.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- That isn't possible.- No. - Well they, really...
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Probably they edit it, and then make it, like, 60 seconds.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Yeah, that's probably what they do. - Cos the paint's got to dry,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- and...got to put all the furniture and...- Yeah, I know.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'd say it takes about a week, at least.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37- At least, yeah.- Maybe more.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# I'm beautiful in my way
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# Cos God makes no mistakes
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# I'm on the right track, baby
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# I was born this way
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# I'm on the right track, baby
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# I was born this way. #
0:12:51 > 0:12:52CAR HORN BLARES
0:12:52 > 0:12:54CRASH
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- I'm a designer.- Right.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- My name is Afro-British Gaga.- OK.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06And I have got a very good outfit which I think you'd like
0:13:06 > 0:13:08as a uniform for your employees.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Right.- Let me just er, grab it from here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Ooh...
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- No, no, no, no, no! - Here we go!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- What is that?- Looking good here...
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Right. See, I'm already taking you somewhere.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Sanitary pads.- Uh-huh. - Who doesn't know them?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Mm-hm.- Everybody knows them.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Everyone knows them.- Men, women.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33But to put in mind to actually see them er, is a, a very good outfit.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Don't put it on your head!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Yes, you can actually wear it like this.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's cool, yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46You see, the Duchess of Cambridge, yeah?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50And, er, this now, you'll have to put some pins, er, here.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Do you want me to help you?- Yes.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55But don't poke into my skin please.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Because you don't have to... - I'd never want you to look silly!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Right, you've got it.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04You see the belt, put it here.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- I'm putting on these sanitary pads - Yeah.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11You can rip them off, use them.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It's eye-catching.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Look at me, please.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yeah, I am, I am looking right at you!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Look, these are my old friends.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's great to see you all.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37How are you?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Isn't it lucky to encounter our fellow lovey-doveys in our journeys?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48The lioness and the lion,
0:14:48 > 0:14:54they've been sharing a great deal of raw cows.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59How far does one have to travel, to...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01HE MAKES KISSY NOISE
0:15:03 > 0:15:07# Oh, give me land
0:15:07 > 0:15:11# Lots of land under starry skies above
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Don't fence me in
0:15:13 > 0:15:18# Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# Don't fence me in
0:15:20 > 0:15:25# Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# Send me off forever
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# But I ask you please
0:15:32 > 0:15:34# Don't fence me in
0:15:34 > 0:15:39# Just turn me loose let me straddle my old saddle
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Underneath the western skies
0:15:42 > 0:15:46# On my cayuse let me wander over yonder
0:15:46 > 0:15:50# Till I see the mountains rise
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# I wanna ride to the ridge where the west commences
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Gaze at the moon till I lose my senses
0:15:57 > 0:16:01# Can't look at hovels and I can't stand fences
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# Don't fence me in. #
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Hmm, not really sure where this road goes to or where it comes from,
0:16:12 > 0:16:16but don't panic, help is at hand, with this foldable drawing
0:16:16 > 0:16:19of all the local roads and names I call a map.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Time for the finger of awesomeness and the thumb of power.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# Where have you been all my life? #
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Hello, guys, you're just in time.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I've just been taking a virus off my computer
0:16:34 > 0:16:37and optimising my hard drive, and it got me thinking, you know,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39when was the last time that you decided to optimise YOUR hard drive,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42that internal computer that's your brain?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Isn't it time to take those negative thoughts out of your life,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48embrace yourself and step into a bright new future?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Now here's an idea, give it a go.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56- PENCIL CLATTERS ON FLOOR - Oh...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm really sorry.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Would you mind getting that, Francois, for me, please?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, it's OK, Bert, you mind your hips.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You mind your hips, Bert, cos I know you've just got out of hospital.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah, Bert, Bert, leave it, Francois will get it.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Drop it, Bert!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Thanks very much for that.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Oh, that was really kind of you to help him, Bert.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Look, they're all nodded off,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22that just leaves, er, me and you, Francois.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Maybe do you want to turn this way a bit?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I've done the back area, probably now time for the front,
0:17:28 > 0:17:29best till last, you know.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Just, er, move that there like that.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Little sweaty there.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Yeah, that's got it.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Now we're cooking on gas.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Lovely, Francois.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48PENCIL LEAD SNAPS
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Hmm, it's got a funny aura.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Do you mind if I do a quick...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- little exorcism on it? - Go ahead, yeah.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Dark spirits of this realm, begone from this phone on this day.
0:18:03 > 0:18:09HE CHANTS
0:18:09 > 0:18:10So may it be done!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15So may it be done!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Ah, that feels better. Yeah, so give this a test.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Er, could you er, actually call me and leave a message inside my head?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I've actually got a SIM card implanted.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK, what's the number?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30666...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33..66...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36666.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Ah, I'm ringing.- Hello.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Hello.- You can hear me? - I can hear you very, very clearly.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- I can hear you clearly too.- Yes.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- OK, thank you. - OK, thanks. Bye.- Bye.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Still waiting.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# You know I said it's true
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- # You know I said - I said I said I said
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# You know I said it's true
0:19:15 > 0:19:16# I can feel the love
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Can you feel it too?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# I can feel it ah-ah
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# I can feel it ah-ah... #
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, my God!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Do you like the way I move?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30No.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I move just like this outside of the gym,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35in a more, like, padded bedroom area.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, yeah!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Ooh!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# Na na na
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# No no no no... #
0:19:58 > 0:19:59CROW CAWS
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Could be a long day, Ronnie.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10MUSIC: "Get Hyper" by Droideka
0:20:10 > 0:20:11# Get hyper. #
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Today, it's all about toast.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's my favourite food.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Britain, we need to start eating toast.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27MUSIC: "Get Hyper" by Droideka
0:20:27 > 0:20:29This should bring the crowds in.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I'm going to be pinning this to the chimney breast.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43Toast is a good product for art because it's so versatile.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Could be the pyramids,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52minus all the pyramids apart from one.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Edith...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57likes a drop of toast.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Daphne's not bothered.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02We're trying to convert Daphne.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07And I'm inviting customers to come in to toast their own,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09as long as they bring their own condiments,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11but they will be under supervision.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I think we could make beautiful pendant.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21What we'd do is we'd have a few diamonds
0:21:21 > 0:21:23which get bigger and bigger,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25yet the diamond at the end is the sort of diamond
0:21:25 > 0:21:29you'll never see, so it would be totally fantastic.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Er, do you think, can you do it for me?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Oh, yeah, absolutely.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36And, er, so it shall be like a long one around my - like...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Yeah.- Like this, and, like, around everywhere...- Yes.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41And like, small, this one here.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Here, absolutely. That'd be beautiful.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- I think...- It's totally worked. - Yes.- Yeah.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Are you sure you really want to do it for me?- Yes.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, of course I do. Of course I do.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Cos I don't really mind to accept your present
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- because you know, I think we have many things in common.- Mm, yes.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00And I think we can be really, really good friend.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- I will have to charge for it. - Because you know...
0:22:02 > 0:22:06To be honest, I don't think, like, I have to worry about the price.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Mm. - Why I should worry about the price?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I don't think I should care.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16I think, like, once you have, like, right, clever man,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- you don't need to care.- Mm-hm.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19But if you want you can tell me,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I feel like you really want to tell me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Funnily enough, yes, I do.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25But to be honest, it doesn't really matter.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Um, well, no, of course not, but, um...
0:22:28 > 0:22:31the diamond as it stands would be 1.2 million, so...
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's all right, it's not a big deal.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Good. Well, that's a relief.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37I'm OK, we can go for it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- You up for that? Shall we go for that?- Yes.- OK.- Yes.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42So, you can do what you want to do
0:22:42 > 0:22:45and, obviously I, I agree to accept it from you.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Um, we normally we take a deposit of 250,000.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Sure, it shouldn't be no problem at all.- Mm.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I-I agree to accept your present, it's fine.
0:22:54 > 0:23:00Well, yes, shall I give you, um... the credit card machine, or...?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah, sure, but actually, to be honest,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I expect you to get it for me.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Yes, er, I think that might be a problem.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11My heart is full of love.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm sure I can trust you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20JAZZ BASS PLAYS
0:23:20 > 0:23:25I see lots of things in the toast, see visions.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28It could be the moon.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It could be a mountain range.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33MUSIC: "Get Hyper" by Droideka
0:23:33 > 0:23:35# Get hyper...
0:23:40 > 0:23:41# Get hyper. #
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Do you want a bit, Dusty?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Get stuck into that.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Practicality, if you were bending to do a treatment, would it fall off?
0:23:55 > 0:23:56No. It's just like the Queen,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59if she bends her head down the crown won't fall off.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Right.- So it'll be...- But to be fair,
0:24:02 > 0:24:05that's not made of sanitary towels, is it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Oh, look at when I walk.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14It follows your curves beautifully. It's lovely.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Every day people will talk about you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19But in a good way? No.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Yes, defi... Yes.- Not so much, not so much.- In a good way.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26How much would I pay for this?
0:24:26 > 0:24:30This one, because it's very, very unique, you, as you can see,
0:24:30 > 0:24:34it is something which has never ever been done.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Ever, ever been done before!
0:24:36 > 0:24:37- Never at all.- Yeah.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Exactly, and you will definitely know that it's only you
0:24:40 > 0:24:41and your staff.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- That'll be two grand.- Two... No!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Two grand, what can you say? - Shut up!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Hi, my name is Dorota. I am exclusive lady.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Today I acting in scene...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54is investigation.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Now I'm going to play the role of the...of the reptilian.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Thank you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20RATTLING AND GROWLING
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Wooo...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32HE GROANS AND SHOUTS
0:25:41 > 0:25:46INCOMPREHENSIBLE SHOUTING
0:25:54 > 0:25:57INCOMPREHENSIBLE SHOUTING
0:26:03 > 0:26:05HE WHIMPERS AND SHOUTS
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Nooo!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10So, that is how the story ends.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Still waiting.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29British Airways Boeing 757.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36But that's not the airplane I'm looking for.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42There it is. That's definitely the 747.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53That's definitely the 747 that just take off...over our heads.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Hope you enjoyed that.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# You know I said it's true
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# You know I said it's true... # HE GRUNTS
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# You know I said it's true
0:27:13 > 0:27:14# I can feel the love
0:27:14 > 0:27:15# Can you feel it too?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# I can feel ah ah
0:27:18 > 0:27:23# I can feel ah ah ah ah ah
0:27:33 > 0:27:34# I can feel it. #
0:27:40 > 0:27:41What is wrong with you?
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Agh!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Baby, you're making me wet already.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Woo!
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# It's the B to the O to the O-M Town
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# Crazy-ass people all around
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Jump around to the funky sound
0:27:57 > 0:28:02- # Girls tickin' fine as we get down - Welcome everybody to my city
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Now let's get down here to the nitty gritty
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# It's the B to the O to the O-M Town
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Crazy-ass people all around. #
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