0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hey yo, what's up, Boom Town?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Next week, I'm gonna be launching my new merchandising label,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31When I'm shopping, finger popping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Mother fucker, you got my brother,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59turnip has fallen off the top shelf.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Hello, Joel the car spotter here,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The car approaching is not the car.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hi, I'm Jonny Na$h - ladies' man.
0:02:49 > 0:02:55# Wasn't looking for trouble,
0:03:05 > 0:03:20# This pretty young thing that I got waiting for me back at home
0:03:20 > 0:03:25# They send my rocket to the sky
0:03:25 > 0:03:27# But should I go for them... #
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I just wa-wa-wa-wa-watch them go
0:04:05 > 0:04:09May my spell and bidding be done.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Morning. Can you believe it?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Bloody cobwebs just pulled me up
0:04:26 > 0:04:30for speeding on my broomstick, and now they've confiscated it
0:04:30 > 0:04:32cos it didn't have the right tax
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I spotted this one outside.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40brand-new, it just came in.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ooh. Um, so it's never been tested?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46No. I might have to test drive it,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Perhaps you'd like to come and have a test drive. No, thank you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Can I see if I can start it?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You can try, but I don't think
0:05:09 > 0:05:12but I'm just going around the block,
0:05:23 > 0:05:28come on and turn me on, turn me on. #
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Hi. Hi. Er, my name is Talina.
0:05:47 > 0:06:02Cos do you know, something bad
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Well, we can sell you the car.
0:06:03 > 0:06:12Another thing, I wouldn't really mind to have nice boyfriend.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yes, I'd love to. Shall I try here?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38who can warm me up. Right...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I feel really very cold. Yeah.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Still, it's very hard for me
0:06:53 > 0:06:55If you want to make me happy
0:06:55 > 0:06:58and if you want to bring some little happiness to my life...
0:06:59 > 0:07:01..would you like to give it to me?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I haven't decided - do I fancy car
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I ate his liver with some java beans
0:07:51 > 0:07:56my breast stroke, my back stroke
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Urgh! I think it's about time I show you what I'm made of.
0:08:27 > 0:08:46I just wa-wa-wa-wa-watch them go
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Dinner time, boys and girls.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Bert, you ordered the, er...pasta
0:09:12 > 0:09:16You can't have gluten, is that's what you're struggling to tell me?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I've taken every last bit of gluten
0:09:24 > 0:09:28picking out every ounce of gluten
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Here comes Afro-British Gaga
0:10:07 > 0:10:10That is...quite extraordinary.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Quack, quack, quack, quack...
0:10:15 > 0:10:21As you can see from my veil here,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28pull out one and I can sort myself.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43and ask all men outside to say "Who wants to wed with me?"
0:10:43 > 0:10:53I guess you they'll be in a line,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13That...that's indisputable,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18it's a dress made of sanitary towels
0:11:18 > 0:11:22This dress is unique, extraordinary,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27when Harrods takes over this dress.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47you could eat in one minute,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ooh, I'd probably only manage two.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'd probably be still eating one.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Well, yeah, they do get quite hot, don't they, when you do 'em.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24and it'll be the best service this broomstick's ever had.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37about these scratches here?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Are they over 200 years old?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Any sort of price reduction at all?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I must magic some up for you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:17OK, hang on. I'm just going
0:13:25 > 0:13:27if I can turn you into something.
0:14:15 > 0:14:21tears of joy, tears of love.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38# The whole world smiles with you
0:14:43 > 0:14:47# The sun comes shining through
0:15:07 > 0:15:17# The whole world smiles with you. #
0:15:22 > 0:15:26"No, no, no, stop pricking me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29why are you doing this to me?"
0:15:45 > 0:15:55"OK, but what should Mr Alan wear?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57"let's go clubbing with him.
0:15:57 > 0:16:10"Mm. Can we come with you, Mr Alan?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Yours aren't so bad either.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17"Ooh, I love them, Mr Alan.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41# And I owe it all to you... #
0:17:05 > 0:17:08# And I owe it all to you...
0:17:13 > 0:17:20# Because I had the time of my life
0:17:20 > 0:17:24# No, I've never felt this way
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Could be a long day, Ronnie.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58This is another one of my exhibits.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Have you got a prescription
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I think glasses will be good for my job, that's all. OK.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I'll show you, if you like.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09# I see you over there, so hypnotic
0:19:09 > 0:19:11# Thinking 'bout what I'd do
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Getting drunk on the thought
0:19:28 > 0:19:32# And I'm trying to fight it,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36# But you're so magnetic, magnetic
0:19:36 > 0:19:39# Got one life, just live it,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12So what glasses do your recommend?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Er, I think you'd be better with contact lenses actually.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21but you always get a favourite
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I prefer Edward to John in Jedward.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41You can go to the...clothes section and I'll go to the games section.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44OK. Then I won't have to stand around with you for hours on end,
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Forget Casanova, I'm the Nashanova.
0:23:40 > 0:23:49Today, I present my acting skill
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You can have me, my heart, by hello.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Time for the finger of awesomeness
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, hi, guys. I bet you're wondering what I'm doing, aren't you?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34of your own toilet cubicle.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39and don't forget the milk bottle
0:24:49 > 0:24:54This is Dusty, my trusty dachshund,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57or another term, sausage dog.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02He's got a little bit of a problem
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Do you want to go
0:25:05 > 0:25:07let's take you for a wee.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27the Volvo 760 Estate Wagon.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09No disrespect, but I'm going
0:26:12 > 0:26:14What's that, mother fucker?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22I can't die. I'm invincible, bitch.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Argh, shit! Argh. Urgh, shit.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50You don't know me, but I know you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I heard you can give a girl
0:26:56 > 0:26:58You want me to show you? Yeah.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02you let my words go through you
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# Until your body starts a-shaking
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Up and down and in and out
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Oh! Give it to me, Creamy. Oh!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Now spread those legs real wide
0:27:46 > 0:27:49# So I can slide this bad boy
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# With my hand way up your skirt.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Yo, I'm sorry, but I gotta cut
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Tell all of your girlfriends
0:28:08 > 0:28:12If you talking behind my back,
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