with Alexander Armstrong

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04We all have people that inspired us, and I've been lucky enough

0:00:04 > 0:00:07in my long career to have shared the stage

0:00:07 > 0:00:10with those that have inspired me.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Tonight, on my Hall Of Fame,

0:00:12 > 0:00:17I've invited the next generation of stars from stage and screen

0:00:17 > 0:00:18to celebrate the artists

0:00:18 > 0:00:21that inspired their careers.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22It's great to be singing

0:00:22 > 0:00:26at the Dominion, and it's great to be singing in tribute to Sam Cooke.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Tonight, it's about us

0:00:31 > 0:00:33and making that Cyd and Gene moment

0:00:33 > 0:00:35come to life for real, for us.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Yeah.- Yeah.- That's it.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh, hello there.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43It is a tremendous honour

0:00:43 > 0:00:44to be doing my tribute

0:00:44 > 0:00:45to Joan Rivers.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48If she hadn't done the job she did, I wouldn't have my job today.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53I'm very excited.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54I'm very, very nervous.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57But I hope I can do my very best to make Tommy proud.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05My fears are just

0:01:05 > 0:01:06seeing all the faces.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09But hopefully, I'll get through it.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13As nervous as I am,

0:01:13 > 0:01:14I can't wait.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17And who better to host this evening

0:01:17 > 0:01:20than a performer who spans comedy,

0:01:20 > 0:01:24acting and singing, a giant of the performing arts,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28a comic genius with a cheeky grin that the ladies just can't resist?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Who...who's written all this stuff? Who's on autocue?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh, sorry, Bruce. Just got a bit, um, carried away.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You will be carried away in a minute.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Cor! You can't get the staff.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42'Ladies and gentlemen,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46'please welcome the host of my Hall Of Fame,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48'Alexander Armstrong.'

0:01:48 > 0:01:51APPLAUSE

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Thank you so much!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Welcome to the show.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Now, tonight you're in for a real treat.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10We're giving some amazing artists the chance to pay homage

0:02:10 > 0:02:14to their showbiz heroes, the people who first inspired them,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16with some very special performances.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Trust me, we are in for a wonderful evening,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22as we welcome some incredible talent into the Hall Of Fame here,

0:02:22 > 0:02:23at the Dominion Theatre in London.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27APPLAUSE

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Now...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33One or two of you will have noticed that,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37unless I've had an insane amount of cosmetic surgery, I am not Brucie.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39LAUGHTER

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Actually, I've got to tell you. Brucie sent me...he sent a lovely...

0:02:42 > 0:02:44lovely little note to my dressing room.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've got to read this to you.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's, er... "Oi, Pointless.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52"Mess this up and I'll make sure you never work again.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55"To see you nice, Brucie."

0:02:55 > 0:02:58LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE

0:03:01 > 0:03:03So, joining us on the show tonight,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06we have the absurdly talented Catherine Tate.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07She'll be here.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:10 > 0:03:14One of Catherine's most famous characters is of course Sweary Nan.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- CROWD:- Yeah!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Little known fact here - actually based on Mary Berry.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23LAUGHTER Who...who knew?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26We've got the sensational Beverley Knight!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Beverley has recently been onstage playing Grizabella

0:03:32 > 0:03:34in the revival of Cats the Musical.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yeah, she was a bit nervous on the opening night.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39In fact, some of the cast went outside to look for her,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41and they found her hiding under someone's car.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43LAUGHTER

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Magician Jamie Raven is here.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:48 > 0:03:51And Kimberly Wyatt and Adam Garcia here tonight.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Two incredible dancers.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Also joining us is comedian Katherine Ryan,

0:03:57 > 0:04:01paying homage to the great queen of stand-up, Joan Rivers.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:04:04 > 0:04:07But before we meet our first guest, let's hear it for our musical

0:04:07 > 0:04:10director, Steve Sidwell, and his band, The Sidwellettes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:04:21 > 0:04:23They regularly play all over the West End.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26And if you get a chance to see them, do pop something into the hat.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28LAUGHTER

0:04:28 > 0:04:30That is more than enough from me for the time being.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Let's now meet our first guest tonight.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34She is the wonderful Shona McGarty.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Most of you of course will know her from EastEnders,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39where she plays Bianca's adopted daughter, Whitney.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Or, as they call her on the show...

0:04:40 > 0:04:43YELLS: Whitneeeeey!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I dumped him,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49my best mate, for a cheating pig.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52I love you.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Miss Shona McGarty!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Now then, Shona. We all know your character on EastEnders

0:05:17 > 0:05:19has a bit of a... She's got a bit of a mouth on her, hasn't she?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- She shouts a lot, yeah. - She does. She does.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25But what a lot of people won't know is that you've got an amazing voice.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Thank you. - Absolutely. So I have to tell you.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I have to tell you, when you were rehearsing yesterday,

0:05:30 > 0:05:34I promise, everyone in the theatre just stopped what they were doing.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Honestly, it was like

0:05:35 > 0:05:37the Shawshank Redemption. Everyone just went...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40LAUGHTER

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Who's your inspiration, as a singer?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Um, my absolute inspiration has to be Aretha Franklin.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49APPLAUSE

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Let's just talk about Aretha for a moment or two.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I mean, how did you discover...? It was just played in the house?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It was always played. My mum is a huge fan of, you know,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03all the divas, you know, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05um, and I used to steal her CDs

0:06:05 > 0:06:07and sing in my bedroom.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Let's just have a look at why the queen of soul is

0:06:09 > 0:06:11such an inspiration for you, though.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15MUSIC: Respect by Aretha Franklin

0:06:15 > 0:06:18The first time I heard Aretha Franklin was

0:06:18 > 0:06:20my mum was in the kitchen cooking dinner,

0:06:20 > 0:06:23and she was humming a tune, and I said, "Mum, what's that?"

0:06:23 > 0:06:26She said, "Oh, it's Respect." I said, "What?"

0:06:26 > 0:06:29And she started singing it. And then it just became like a little song

0:06:29 > 0:06:32that we'd sing every now and then when we were making dinner.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34That was one of her favourite songs,

0:06:34 > 0:06:36and it still is one of my favourite songs.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38# R-E-S-P-E-C-T... #

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Aretha Franklin has got one of the most powerful voices, um,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and it comes from deep down within.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47She's a legend.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50The song I'm going to be performing tonight is Chain Of Fools.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain, chain

0:06:54 > 0:06:55# Chain of fools... #

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I love the beat. I love the melody.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00The lyrics are really powerful.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02And I feel fabulous when I sing it.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05This is definitely an opportunity for me

0:07:05 > 0:07:09to show people that I'm not just Whitney from EastEnders.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I am feeling very nervous.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm not going to try and be Aretha Franklin,

0:07:14 > 0:07:19but what I would like to do is hopefully just enjoy it and...

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Yeah, I want people to see that I can sing.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28# Well, well, yeah

0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Yeah! #

0:07:31 > 0:07:32I love you!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Well, it's time to kick the show off in style.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Singing Chain Of Fools, inspired by the great Aretha Franklin,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41it's Shona McGarty!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43APPLAUSE

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain, chain

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- # Chain of fools - Chain of fools

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain

0:08:01 > 0:08:05# Chain of fools

0:08:05 > 0:08:09# For five long years

0:08:09 > 0:08:12# I thought you were my man

0:08:13 > 0:08:17# But I found out

0:08:17 > 0:08:20# I'm just a link in your chain

0:08:21 > 0:08:25# You got me where you want me, boy

0:08:25 > 0:08:28# I ain't nothing but your fool

0:08:29 > 0:08:33# You treated me mean, child,

0:08:33 > 0:08:37# I said you treated me cruel

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain, chain

0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Chain of fools

0:08:46 > 0:08:48# See, every chain

0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Has got a weak link

0:08:54 > 0:08:58# And, yeah, I might be weak, child

0:08:58 > 0:09:04# But I still give you your strength, yeah

0:09:04 > 0:09:09# You told me to leave you alone

0:09:09 > 0:09:13# My father said, "Come on home"

0:09:13 > 0:09:18# My doctor said, "Take it easy"

0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Oh, but your loving is much too strong

0:09:20 > 0:09:22# I'm added to your

0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Chain, chain, chain

0:09:25 > 0:09:26# Chain, chain, chain

0:09:26 > 0:09:28# Your chain, chain, chain

0:09:28 > 0:09:30# Chain, chain, chain

0:09:30 > 0:09:34# Your chain, chain, chain-ain-ain

0:09:34 > 0:09:37# Your chain of fools

0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Chain, chain, chain

0:09:40 > 0:09:46# One of these mornings your chain is gonna break

0:09:46 > 0:09:50# But until then, yeah

0:09:50 > 0:09:52# I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take

0:09:52 > 0:09:55# I'm gonna take all I can take

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain, chain

0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Chain, chain, chain

0:10:03 > 0:10:07# Chain, chain, chain

0:10:07 > 0:10:11# Your chain of fools

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- # Chain, chain, chain - Chain, chain, chain

0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Chain, chain, chain

0:10:15 > 0:10:17# Chain, chain, chain

0:10:17 > 0:10:20# Chain of fools, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Chain-ain-ain-ain

0:10:23 > 0:10:27# My chain of fools, yeah

0:10:27 > 0:10:29# Chain, chain, chain

0:10:31 > 0:10:37# My chain of fools

0:10:37 > 0:10:39MUSIC STOPS

0:10:39 > 0:10:45# My chain

0:10:47 > 0:10:53# Yeah, yeah. #

0:10:53 > 0:10:56APPLAUSE

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Why didn't we know about this years ago, Shona?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Because I only get to sing in the shower.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- CROWD:- Woo!- That's it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20This is some shower you've got here. Look at this.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- LAUGHTER - Amazing.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You said you were nervous before.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I'm always nervous. - How could you possibly be nervous?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Because I'm at the Dominion in front of thousands of beautiful

0:11:31 > 0:11:35people, and it's just such an amazing experience.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Thank you for letting me be here.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Ladies and gentlemen, Shona McGarty. Fabulous.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Now, ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a real treat now,

0:11:50 > 0:11:53as two of the best dancers of their generation

0:11:53 > 0:11:55have joined forces to perform for you.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Strangely, not Richard Osman and me in Lycra.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00I know, I know.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02No, take a look at this.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05MUSIC: Don't Cha by Pussycat Dolls

0:12:20 > 0:12:23APPLAUSE

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kimberly Wyatt and Adam Garcia.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Wow. Welcome.- Thank you. - Welcome to the Dominion.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Now, Kimberly, I suppose...

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- I guess people probably think of you chiefly as a Pussycat Doll...- Yes.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52..initially, but you have so many strings to your bow, don't you?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- A few.- I mean, you were a gymnast.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Yeah.- Classically-trained ballet dancer.- Yes.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59And if that weren't enough, you've then gone on to win

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Celebrity MasterChef.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02I know. It's crazy!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I'd never been so far outside of my comfort zone.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It was quite a victorious feat for me.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- I bet.- I'm really proud of that. - Now, Adam.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14We know you from Hollywood films.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Coyote Ugly springs to mind.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Yes, yes.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I mean, extraordinary tap talents you have.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22And I can cook a little bit. Not like her.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I'm quite...quite enjoying the old...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah, I'm doing a Shakespeare at the moment.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I'm in The Winter's Tale with Dame Judi Dench.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:13:34 > 0:13:36So, there we are. So many things.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38So, Kimberly, this was all your idea.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Tell us what you're going to be doing.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44So we're doing a pastiche to one of the most iconic scenes,

0:13:44 > 0:13:48for me, in Singin' In The Rain, with Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50So we're pulling it into the modern day,

0:13:50 > 0:13:54and we get to be Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly, which is just crazy.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah. Two of the greatest dancers of not just their generation but ever.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58So...

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Ha, ha, ha! - LAUGHTER

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Now, Cyd Charisse, famously, was quite a lot taller than Kelly,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- wasn't she? - Yes, which was interesting cos,

0:14:05 > 0:14:07as we were going back and rehearsing it,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09you find that the style that Cyd Charisse was going for

0:14:09 > 0:14:14was always sort of bent knees, to look a bit shorter than Gene Kelly.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- To please her leading man.- Exactly. - Not to over-tower him.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Well, I have to say, you are so brave to take this on.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21So brave.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Well, as...I can't remember who but someone, I think, famously said,

0:14:24 > 0:14:26"Let's have a look at you in training."

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Fab.- Let's. - LAUGHTER

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Working with Kim is a joy.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I mean, we've been friends for a long time now.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Kimberly and myself will be dancing

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Broadway Melody's ballet from Singin' In The Rain.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I mean, Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48one of the greatest of the Hollywood dancers, together.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53This is one of those routines which is genuinely iconic.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58It's, like, having to do that part is really demanding.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I'm so excited to see you do this bit.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- It's quite challenging.- It is.

0:15:05 > 0:15:11- It's very quick, and he had such an amazing centre of gravity.- Yes!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14And we're going to have to do it in...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Just one go.- We have one shot.

0:15:18 > 0:15:23I think Cyd stands apart from all the dancers of her generation

0:15:23 > 0:15:26because the technique is just really effortless,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28and she's got beautiful, long legs

0:15:28 > 0:15:30that when she lifts them, makes you take notice.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Beautiful lines when she hits her marks, and she's a perfectionist.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37And now that it's my chance, I'd better not screw it up!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's a real delight to be able to...

0:15:40 > 0:15:43step into the shoes of Gene Kelly?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's kind of scary at the same time.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Everyone knows who Gene Kelly is. He's a legend.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Um... So, yeah, it's with trepidation

0:15:51 > 0:15:54and with great joy that I step into his shoes.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Yeah, it's the day before.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Oh, it's a huge thing to be able to get on stage and rehearse.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You get to see just how magnificent this theatre is.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08I mean, Gene Kelly is a legend in my world of dance.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I get the honour of performing with our modern-day Gene Kelly,

0:16:11 > 0:16:13which is Adam Garcia.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15So, in a way, I do get to dance with Gene Kelly.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18A little nervous

0:16:18 > 0:16:21just to be able to get on and do that routine, do it justice

0:16:21 > 0:16:24and do Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly justice, too.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27APPLAUSE

0:19:35 > 0:19:39CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:20:01 > 0:20:02That...

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I've never been able to watch a dance like that so close.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08It's incredible!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11It was an amazing piece that Gene choreographed. And...

0:20:11 > 0:20:14what they actually did was phenomenal,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16and he never span backwards.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19He never went that way. He always spun...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21on his left, turning left.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25What would you say, out of ten, technically, how demanding is that?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Well, Cyd Charisse is known for her ballet background.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Yeah.- And what she does well

0:20:30 > 0:20:33is make that ballet foundation look effortless.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35It takes a lot of work to look effortless.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37It looked absolutely fantastic.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Ladies and gentlemen, Kimberly Wyatt and Adam Garcia.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Absolutely wonderful.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Well, it's time now for a fantastic magician,

0:20:52 > 0:20:56who was the highest placed human in last year's Britain's Got Talent,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59amazing the judges with his incredible illusions.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02And if he can make a cynical old prune like Simon Cowell

0:21:02 > 0:21:04believe in magic, then he must be something special.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Check this out. You see our magician?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10He takes off his hat. He reaches inside.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12He pulls out just one card.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Ladies and gentlemen, not just any card, it's the seven of hearts.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- CHEERS - Oh, my God!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25There are a lot of people who do tricks, and there are a few

0:21:25 > 0:21:28people who actually can do magic, and I think we just saw that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Mr Jamie Raven.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:21:49 > 0:21:52So, Jamie, welcome to the show. Fabulous to have you here.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Now, apart from Britain's Got Talent...

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- I mean, that's what I imagine most people recognise you from.- Yeah.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58I mean, you have been doing...

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- You've been doing magic for years and years.- I have.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I've been performing professionally for the last 12 years,

0:22:03 > 0:22:05and I started learning when I was about ten.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08So, yeah, 22 years of my life have been spent lying to people,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- in a nice way.- Amazing.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Actually, your career kind of took off here, didn't it, on this stage?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15It did. It was literally on this spot,

0:22:15 > 0:22:16and it's changed my life completely.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19This was the Britain's Got Talent auditions, right here.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20It was indeed, yeah.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21ALEXANDER SIGHS Nice to be back.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Now, tell us about your inspirations,

0:22:23 > 0:22:24when you were growing up.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28For me, it's the one and only Mr Tommy Cooper.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32APPLAUSE

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Fantastic.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Because Tommy was... I mean, he was a comedian as well as a magician.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I mean, in your opinion, comedian or magician?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42I think he was both.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I think he was a magician who used comedy to enhance

0:22:45 > 0:22:47his performance. I think, you know, any variety performer

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- could learn something through watching...- Yeah.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52He was, in my opinion, one of the finest we've ever had.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Now, you had the most fantastic tour.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55I did. I was very, very lucky.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Amazing. With a guide that I think we all know.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Let's take a look at this.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08For me, some of Tommy's most memorable performances

0:23:08 > 0:23:10were at the London Palladium.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14And today, I've arranged to meet one of Tommy's very dear friends

0:23:14 > 0:23:17to give me more insight about the man himself.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Sir Bruce, thank you so much for meeting me.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Glad you could make it. Come here.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25APPLAUSE

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Well, here we are, Jamie. Just a couple of photographs here.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31The whole company on a Royal Variety show.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Who's that handsome young man right there?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- That's me in the middle. - You? Where's Tommy?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Tommy, they pushed him right at the end.- Oh, no. Look at that.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39- It's cos he was so tall. - Yeah, exactly.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- They put the taller kids at the back.- Exactly.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44He'd ad lib with his magic tricks.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46He'd think, "Well, that's got a big laugh.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50"I'll follow that one with that", and he'd change it.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Look. See that? This one does the same, look.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55LAUGHTER

0:23:57 > 0:23:59There we are, Jamie.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Dressing room A and B at the Palladium.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04It's a Royal Variety show.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08There are eight comedians dressed in these two rooms, OK?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Tommy was with them all. Here we are. Let's go in.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Tommy Cooper was a comedian's comedian.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20One thing he did, he started this joke, and then he said,

0:24:20 > 0:24:21"Oh, excuse me for a minute,"

0:24:21 > 0:24:25and he went out the door, and he left us for 20 minutes.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Then he'd come back and they'd say, "Finish the joke."

0:24:28 > 0:24:31He'd say, "What joke? Was I doing a joke?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32"I don't remember that".

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Here's a quick joke.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39What was it? Oh, yes.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Now, there's one place, Jamie, I'd love to show you.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46It's the most unlikely place to meet him,

0:24:46 > 0:24:49but I saw him there very often, outside in the street.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50- Let's go.- Let's go.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56And it's somewhere round here.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Hamleys. There we are. Hamleys.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03In we go. This was his favourite store.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06When he'd look round this store, he'd be in here for hours.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07And would he look for certain things

0:25:07 > 0:25:10and then apply jokes to them, or do you think he had

0:25:10 > 0:25:12a joke in mind first and he'd look for a prop to fit the joke?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Or was it both? - No, he'd look for the prop,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16and then he'd put the joke to the prop.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18While we're here, I could show you a trick in Tommy's honour.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I always give people auditions.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23I need you to take out any one that takes your fancy, Bruce.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Your choice.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Wonderful.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Could you scribble your initials for me, or your autograph?- Yeah.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I don't usually put my initials.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Oh, in that case, I'll have to put it on eBay. Brilliant.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Could you just say stop for me? - Yeah. Stop.- Brilliant.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37If you could place it back. I'm not going to lie to you.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40I've done this for quite a long time, quite a lot of people.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I'm not going to find this card.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- He is.- I am.- No, he is.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Can you see our friend, Dippy the Duck?

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Oh, the duck, yes!

0:25:51 > 0:25:52I put the cards in this.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56LAUGHTER

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- I'm going to place the cards inside the...- Oh, that's it.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- And if you could hold the duck for me.- Yeah.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02As Tommy always used to say,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05"I'm sure you've all seen a duck find a card before."

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- That's right!- But you probably haven't seen a blindfolded duck

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- find a card before.- Oh, that's right. I forgot that bit.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12We're going to blindfold him up,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15and then Dippy is going to find the card, Bruce. If I may...

0:26:15 > 0:26:18He can't see through there, can he? No. On the count of three, Bruce.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19We count, one...

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Two.- ..two, three.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Three.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24And Dippy takes one card out.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Can't believe it.- What was the card you signed your name on?

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Queen of hearts.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- The queen of hearts. - My favourite card.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31No less, Bruce.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33With my initials on it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- And Dippy the Duck. - And Dippy the Duck. Incredible.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39- I'm so glad you got that. - A pleasure.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Oh, right, you've got the job. - Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- So go and do your act. - I'll do it now.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Thank you so much, Bruce.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49APPLAUSE

0:26:49 > 0:26:51What a fabulous day out with Brucie.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54It was a dream come true for me. You know, to be able to spend time

0:26:54 > 0:26:56in the presence of a legend in the world of show business

0:26:56 > 0:26:59is an honour and a privilege and it's something I'll never forget.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Well, listen, we saw some fabulous close-up magic there of Tommy's.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I mean, you know, he often, as you were saying,

0:27:04 > 0:27:06he'd get this hilariously wrong, wouldn't he?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08On occasion, but that was through choice.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11And Tommy was very much like Les Dawson in his style of performing.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13He would make a mistake when he wanted to make a mistake,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16because he thought it would make what he was doing much funnier.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19What not a lot of people know is that Tommy was actually such

0:27:19 > 0:27:21a skilled magician, he was actually awarded

0:27:21 > 0:27:24the degree of the Member of the Inner Magic Circle, which is

0:27:24 > 0:27:27the highest award the Magic Circle gives out, and it's an honour.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29I'm immensely proud to be able to say that

0:27:29 > 0:27:31I recently received myself, you know, as my idol...

0:27:31 > 0:27:33APPLAUSE

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Wow.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39It's richly deserved, on the basis of just what we've seen so far.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42You've got a trick for me now. You've got a close-up trick for me.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Love to, if that's all right.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Please.- They say a magician only really does one thing -

0:27:46 > 0:27:48pose the question, what's real and what's illusion?

0:27:48 > 0:27:51And I always like to leave everybody to work out for themselves

0:27:51 > 0:27:52which they think is which.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56But for now, let's take this newspaper as an example.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00I mean, we all know we can believe everything we read, right?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03LAUGHTER

0:28:03 > 0:28:05And that's where this particular illusion begins.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Xander, you see, I call it an illusion

0:28:08 > 0:28:13because I don't actually tear the newspaper at all.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- Just looks like it.- OK.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17And this is aided by the fact that it actually

0:28:17 > 0:28:20sounds like the pieces are being torn.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22- Can you hear that?- Yeah, I can.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24It does look very like they're being torn, doesn't it?

0:28:24 > 0:28:25It does.

0:28:25 > 0:28:30And this is so convincing that after the show, people will come up to me

0:28:30 > 0:28:33and they will swear blind that the piece of paper they formerly

0:28:33 > 0:28:38saw as whole is now ripped into lots and lots of smaller pieces.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Just to be absolutely... Look at that.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- But it isn't.- Yeah. Oh, really?- You see, these people have been tricked.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46They've been tricked by the senses they have trusted their entire

0:28:46 > 0:28:49lives into believing something they have seen with their own eyes

0:28:49 > 0:28:51is the truth when it isn't.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55- Mm-hm.- You see, magic is very much like the newspapers in that you must

0:28:55 > 0:28:58never, ever believe everything you see.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03MURMURS AND APPLAUSE

0:29:03 > 0:29:06ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:29:07 > 0:29:09- How did you do...?- I'd like to give that to you.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yeah, all right.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Don't bother filling in the crossword.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16I've already done that one. It's the only one I can do.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Well, listen, watching Tommy was what put you onto

0:29:19 > 0:29:22the path of becoming the great magician you are today.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25But you've now progressed onto larger illusions as well,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27- haven't you?- I have.- I gather you're going to do something new

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- for us, a new trick.- I would absolutely love to.- Fabulous.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I also understand you'll need an assistant for this.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35- Yeah.- You're looking for someone good-looking, sassy.

0:29:35 > 0:29:36- Yeah.- Bit of stage presence.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Alexander, I'd like you to...

0:29:38 > 0:29:43- Delighted.- ..to ask Kimberly back on the stage, if that's OK.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45OK. Yes.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46You know I've got better legs, don't you?

0:29:46 > 0:29:48AWING AND LAUGHING Um...

0:29:48 > 0:29:51ALEXANDER LAUGHS Ladies and gentlemen,

0:29:51 > 0:29:53please welcome back to the stage Miss Kimberly Wyatt.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55APPLAUSE

0:29:57 > 0:30:00- Thank you so much for coming... - You're welcome. No problem.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02- ..and agreeing to do this for me. - Yeah, happy to.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04It is such a privilege and an honour for me to be

0:30:04 > 0:30:08here as part of this wonderful show, specifically here in this particular

0:30:08 > 0:30:11theatre. As Tommy inspired me, I was hoping that together

0:30:11 > 0:30:14we could do something that would inspire

0:30:14 > 0:30:16other young performers out there.

0:30:16 > 0:30:17- Would you be up for that? - I would love to.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19- Fantastic.- I love a bit of magic.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Stay with me.- OK. - Just follow my lead.- All right.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25APPLAUSE

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Ladies and gentlemen,

0:30:51 > 0:30:54please watch this very, very closely.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49APPLAUSE

0:32:05 > 0:32:07I was just watching that so closely.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10I was determined to work out how you did it.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Can you give me any clues? What happened?

0:32:12 > 0:32:13It's fun to fly.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16LAUGHTER

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Oh, that's just insane, isn't it? Thank you so much, Kimberly.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Very well done. Ladies and gentlemen,

0:32:20 > 0:32:22please give it up for the brilliant Jamie Raven.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Now, ladies and gentlemen, forgive my indulgence,

0:32:34 > 0:32:37but hearing about all the artists that have inspired our guests

0:32:37 > 0:32:40this evening made me want to tell you about my inspiration.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Well, I wanted to be a musician and singer when I was younger,

0:32:43 > 0:32:47and there was only really one voice that stood out above everyone else,

0:32:47 > 0:32:48and that was Bing Crosby.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54RADIO INTERFERENCE

0:32:55 > 0:32:57# Zip-a-dee-doo-dah

0:32:57 > 0:32:59# Zip-a-dee-ay

0:32:59 > 0:33:03# My, oh-my, what a wonderful day

0:33:03 > 0:33:05# Plenty of sunshine... #

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Yeah, I don't come from an especially musical family,

0:33:08 > 0:33:11but we were great listeners to music, and I think that's the crucial thing.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13We had music playing in our house all the time.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17We had Bing Crosby. We had Frank Sinatra.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19We had Ella. It seeps into you.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21You know, it's not the style of music,

0:33:21 > 0:33:24it's the tone of voice of music as well,

0:33:24 > 0:33:26particularly in the case of Bing.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30He had a...he had a storyteller's voice.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34When Bing sings, it's like a monkey climbing through trees.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Do you know what I mean? He'll sort of swing through a melody.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38He'll grab onto a note here

0:33:38 > 0:33:40and he'll swing along to the next one like that.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42# ..to be a mule

0:33:42 > 0:33:46# And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo

0:33:46 > 0:33:49# Every day you meet quite a few. #

0:33:49 > 0:33:52The extraordinary fact about Bing Crosby that isn't really

0:33:52 > 0:33:55talked about enough is the fact that he outsold The Beatles,

0:33:55 > 0:33:58he outsold Elvis, in terms of the sheer number of records

0:33:58 > 0:34:01he sold, the volume of albums he got out.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07My background is choral singing, so it's quite...quite classical.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Choral singing. It's quite a tight grip. It just has to be.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12For diction and things, reasons like that.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13But you kind of want to just...

0:34:13 > 0:34:15It's nice to be able to relax that grip

0:34:15 > 0:34:17a little bit and just sort of emulate a little bit of Bing.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Let a little bit of Bing into my life.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22I'm going to be singing Stranger In Paradise,

0:34:22 > 0:34:23which of course Bing sang.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26It's one of those songs... I guess it's like...

0:34:26 > 0:34:28it's like an old family friend.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30I've just sort of known it all my life, really.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33What's exciting for me is this is the first time

0:34:33 > 0:34:36I will ever have performed it live in front of an audience.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40I'm hoping that Bing will teach me how to...how to sing this.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43# Zip-a-dee-doo-dah zip-zip-zip-a-dee-ay. #

0:34:43 > 0:34:47APPLAUSE

0:35:02 > 0:35:05# Take my hand

0:35:05 > 0:35:08# I'm a stranger in paradise

0:35:08 > 0:35:11# All lost in a wonderland

0:35:11 > 0:35:15# A stranger in paradise

0:35:15 > 0:35:18# If I stand starry-eyed

0:35:18 > 0:35:21# That's a danger in paradise

0:35:21 > 0:35:25# For mortals who stand beside

0:35:25 > 0:35:28# An angel like you

0:35:30 > 0:35:32# Take my hand

0:35:32 > 0:35:35# I'm a stranger in paradise

0:35:35 > 0:35:39# Don't send me in dark despair

0:35:39 > 0:35:42# From all that I hunger for

0:35:42 > 0:35:46# But open your angel's arms

0:35:46 > 0:35:49# To the stranger in paradise

0:35:49 > 0:35:53# And tell him that he need be

0:35:53 > 0:35:56# A stranger no more

0:35:56 > 0:36:01# I saw your face

0:36:01 > 0:36:04# And I ascended

0:36:04 > 0:36:08# Out of the commonplace

0:36:08 > 0:36:11# Into the rare

0:36:11 > 0:36:14# Somewhere in space

0:36:14 > 0:36:18# I hang suspended

0:36:18 > 0:36:22# Until I know

0:36:22 > 0:36:26# There's a chance that you care

0:36:29 > 0:36:34# Won't you answer the fervent prayer

0:36:34 > 0:36:38# Of a stranger in paradise?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41# Don't send me in dark despair

0:36:41 > 0:36:45# From all that I hunger for

0:36:45 > 0:36:48# But open your angel's arms

0:36:48 > 0:36:52# To the stranger in paradise

0:36:52 > 0:36:58# And tell me that I need be

0:37:00 > 0:37:03# A stranger

0:37:03 > 0:37:11# No more. #

0:37:15 > 0:37:19CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:37:27 > 0:37:30ALEXANDER CHUCKLES Thank you so much.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33You're really kind. Thank you.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Thank you. Thank you so very much.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40You're very kind.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Still to come on the show tonight...

0:37:44 > 0:37:45Singer Beverley Knight.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Catherine Tate closes the show.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52And Sir Bruce reveals his inspiration.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Now, our next guest is the brilliant comedian Katherine Ryan,

0:38:00 > 0:38:04who's from Canada, but this country has truly adopted her,

0:38:04 > 0:38:07though we're not going to tell her till she's older.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15I made my little sister the baby's godmother.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Yeah, cos she was too fat to be my bridesmaid, so...

0:38:19 > 0:38:21LAUGHTER

0:38:21 > 0:38:22Sexy face - practise with me -

0:38:22 > 0:38:28thanks to Beyonce, is there's a bad smell and you're angry about it.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31LAUGHTER

0:38:35 > 0:38:38APPLAUSE

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Please welcome Katherine Ryan!

0:38:40 > 0:38:43CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:38:54 > 0:38:56So, Katherine, welcome to the show.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Thank you so much for having me on, Bruce.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Oh, it's... LAUGHTER

0:39:00 > 0:39:04Now, your career has just gone supersonic over the last 12 months.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05Oh, that's very kind of you to say.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08I mean, you have become such a favourite on, you know,

0:39:08 > 0:39:12Have I Got News For You, QI, 8 Out 10 Cats, those panel shows.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13I was on Have I Got News For You with you.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15- We did it together.- You were great.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17I have to say, it was very easy for a presenter, because,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20you know, you spend the day there, we're surrounded by lots of people

0:39:20 > 0:39:23- to help us, lots of production people who we get to know.- Yes.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25You kind of get parachuted in.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28You've got to hit the ground running and you've got to be...

0:39:28 > 0:39:31You've got to be right out there with all the sass, all the funny.

0:39:31 > 0:39:32Somehow you get paid way more.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36LAUGHTER, ALEXANDER CLEARS THROAT Who is your inspiration?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39If it weren't for Joan Rivers, I couldn't have this job.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42APPLAUSE There we are, yeah.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46Absolutely.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50I mean, not just an astonishing personality and performer.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53She was just a hurricane of fresh air, wasn't she?

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Absolutely right, and she really pushed it. I love that.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58She was involved in the late-night chat-show wars.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02She was discovered by Johnny Carson, her mentor,

0:40:02 > 0:40:04but then when she took a job opposite him in the time slot,

0:40:04 > 0:40:06he never spoke to her again.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Well, let's just remind ourselves of what a fantastic force for good

0:40:09 > 0:40:11in comedy Joan was.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13I am stunned by that outfit. It's beautiful.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15It's not mine. Thank you.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Luckily, I found this on a chair next to my husband's bed.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Don't marry for love.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22What has love got to do with marriage?

0:40:22 > 0:40:25I spit on love and marriage. Oh, please!

0:40:25 > 0:40:27You marry for money.

0:40:29 > 0:40:30I hate housework.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Housework is boring and it's futile.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34You make the bed, you do the dishes -

0:40:34 > 0:40:36six months later, you've got to start all over again.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41APPLAUSE

0:40:43 > 0:40:44Wonderful.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47Now, what is it you particularly like about her and her comedy?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Well, you know, I didn't agree with everything that Joan Rivers

0:40:50 > 0:40:54said, and I think it's the big picture of Joan's career.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59She kept working at it and got told no a lot, and just never went away.

0:40:59 > 0:41:03And I loved that... Sometimes I feel uncomfortable about my jokes,

0:41:03 > 0:41:06and Joan shows me that that's OK.

0:41:06 > 0:41:10I think you've got to push it if you want to make a difference.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12You have that in common with her.

0:41:12 > 0:41:17- I mean, out of this pure face...- Oh. - ..comes such caustic remarks.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19You know, I didn't know that I liked her so much

0:41:19 > 0:41:22until people started comparing me to her, and I was flattered.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24It's such a compliment, so thank you.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27So when did you first discover her? When did you watch her?

0:41:27 > 0:41:30My big treat on a Friday night was to stay up late with Mom

0:41:30 > 0:41:31and watch late-night chat shows,

0:41:31 > 0:41:34and, of course, she was on the Carol Burnett Show

0:41:34 > 0:41:38and did lots of appearances on things, interviews.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40She pioneered Live at the Red Carpet.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42I was influenced by all that stuff.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45She reminds me a lot of the glamorous women in my family.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48- But she's mean, like me.- Mm-hm.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50And you're going to treat us to some, I'm guessing,

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Rivers-esque stand-up, inspired by her.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55I'll try. Please don't get upset.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59OK. Well, ladies and gentlemen, inspired by the peerless Joan Rivers,

0:41:59 > 0:42:01please, Miss Katherine Ryan.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Thank you.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12I've been compared to Joan Rivers, but older, and it hurts.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Parts of her were younger, and that fine woman got exactly what

0:42:16 > 0:42:19she wanted from that final surgery, to stop ageing.

0:42:19 > 0:42:20So why are we sad?

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Finally, she nailed it.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27And I love getting older.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29I started comedy just a little girl, and look at me now.

0:42:29 > 0:42:33I'm full-blown Caitlin Jenner, and it feels good.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36I spent so long wanting to look like one of the Kardashians,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38I'm not even mad it's the dad.

0:42:38 > 0:42:39I'll take it.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:42:41 > 0:42:43I don't care.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Thank you.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47As the wonderful Mr Alexander Armstrong said,

0:42:47 > 0:42:51I am from Canada, but I've been living in Britain for nearly

0:42:51 > 0:42:54ten years, and it was easy to leave. I'm from a terrible place.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58There's a big petrochemical plant in the town that I grew up in,

0:42:58 > 0:43:01and it pours poison into the air and into the sea,

0:43:01 > 0:43:03but officially it's very safe.

0:43:03 > 0:43:08Oh, God. The owner of the plant, Mr Burns, tells us how safe it is.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11- Health and safety there is... - IMITATES BURNS:- Excellent.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14I love your celebrities.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16I love Peter Andre. Did you see him on Strictly?

0:43:16 > 0:43:20Ooh, he's the nicest man in used-to-be-in-show business.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Isn't he?

0:43:22 > 0:43:25And he recently got a new-born pregnant with his baby,

0:43:25 > 0:43:27and she had it.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Congratulations to them both.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36I started dating a Jewish man.

0:43:36 > 0:43:41I fell in love with him, you guys, and he split up with me -

0:43:41 > 0:43:44WITH ME - simply because I'm not Jewish,

0:43:44 > 0:43:47and I genuinely didn't know that religions still behaved this way.

0:43:47 > 0:43:51I am a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white middle-class woman.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53I am entitled to EVERYTHING.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57It's not OK for his people to treat me

0:43:57 > 0:43:59the way my people quite enjoy treating everyone else.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04Last year was my favourite Bake Off ever.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06- CHEERS - Nadiya won Bake Off.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Did you see that?

0:44:08 > 0:44:12What a perfect storm of outrage for The Daily Mail that was.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17A Muslim woman wins the Great British Bake Off with

0:44:17 > 0:44:19a Victoria sponge. Ah!

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Ah!

0:44:26 > 0:44:29That was worse than them seeing a Somalian playing polo.

0:44:29 > 0:44:33They were less anxious than when Diana was seeing Dodi.

0:44:33 > 0:44:34They got upset.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36Nadiya is amazing.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Of course she's British. Of course she is.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Did you see how embarrassed she was to have won?

0:44:43 > 0:44:46Only you guys could have a panic attack about a macaroon.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49My daughter is English.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51I did not see that coming at all.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53She hid it very well as a baby. You couldn't tell.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56You couldn't tell where she was from for about a year.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58- BRITISH ACCENT: - "And then all of a sudden, Mummy,

0:44:58 > 0:44:59"she started to talk like this way."

0:44:59 > 0:45:03At which point, I thought she was just mocking you, and it was fine.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Turns out she's actually English.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08The British are sneaking into their own country through my body. Why?

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Nigel Farage didn't see that coming, did he?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Thank you so much to Joan Rivers for reminding me

0:45:23 > 0:45:26that I can have a voice, as a lady in this world.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Joan, we love you so much. Thank you. Goodnight.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Ladies and gentlemen, please show your appreciation

0:45:41 > 0:45:43for the fabulous Katherine Ryan.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53Now, I know Bruce was really looking forward to telling you

0:45:53 > 0:45:55about his inspiration.

0:45:55 > 0:45:59Well, thanks to the crazy magic of television, he still can.

0:45:59 > 0:46:03# Let's take it nice and easy

0:46:03 > 0:46:07# It's gonna be so easy... #

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Sammy was the ultimate, the ultimate performer.

0:46:10 > 0:46:14He could sing, he could dance, he could do comedy.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16He was wonderful to do comedy with.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18That's what Sammy did.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19BOTH: # ..our shining hour

0:46:19 > 0:46:21# Calm and happy and bright. #

0:46:21 > 0:46:25He got into the business when he was three years old.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28And he grew up in the business, him

0:46:28 > 0:46:34and his father and his uncle, you know, the Will Mastin Trio.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38And by watching all the performers that he was on the bill with,

0:46:38 > 0:46:42he learnt. And that's where a lot of his greatness came from.

0:46:42 > 0:46:46# Won't go to Coney Any beach is...#

0:46:46 > 0:46:50So many people have been inspired by the great Sammy Davis Jr.

0:46:50 > 0:46:56And Adam Garcia, I believe he was inspired by him as well.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59There were lots of tap dancers I admired,

0:46:59 > 0:47:03but I think of all of them, Sammy Davis is my favourite.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07He did things with his feet that you couldn't believe.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10It was...it was phenomenal.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Now, I wouldn't invite you here just for a chat.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Thought this would be a good number to do.

0:47:15 > 0:47:16Me & My Shadow.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18It's a very old song, isn't it?

0:47:18 > 0:47:21- Very old, very old.- But very classy. Cos he's done this a few times.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24- He did it with Frank. - Sinatra, yeah.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29I think we could get a bit more, sort of, comedy out of it, you know.

0:47:31 > 0:47:35# Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall

0:47:35 > 0:47:39# Like the seashore clings to the sea

0:47:39 > 0:47:42# Like you'll never get rid of your shadow

0:47:42 > 0:47:43- # Sir Bruce - Oh

0:47:43 > 0:47:46# You'll never get rid of me. #

0:47:46 > 0:47:50The beats that he got from just doing that with his feet,

0:47:50 > 0:47:54they'd just... And you'd hear all these beats coming out.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56You couldn't believe where they came from.

0:47:56 > 0:48:01So he was...he was, in my mind, a great dancer.

0:48:02 > 0:48:07I just adored him as a performer,

0:48:07 > 0:48:09and that is 100%.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12There's no, you know, "Oh, he was all right," all that.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15You know, I just adored him, as the ultimate,

0:48:15 > 0:48:18greatest performer that ever lived.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24APPLAUSE Now...

0:48:27 > 0:48:30Our next guest is a wonderful, award-winning singer,

0:48:30 > 0:48:34one of this country's finest soul and R&B performers.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37Yes, we've got Beverley Knight to see you, to see you...

0:48:37 > 0:48:40- CROWD:- Nice!

0:48:40 > 0:48:42It's like Brucie is here, isn't it?

0:48:42 > 0:48:44# You're not that strong

0:48:44 > 0:48:47# Just let me go. #

0:48:47 > 0:48:49# Hold on, hold on

0:48:49 > 0:48:52# Hold on to the beautiful night

0:48:52 > 0:48:53# Beautiful night. #

0:48:55 > 0:48:58# Woo! #

0:49:01 > 0:49:03APPLAUSE

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Ladies and gentlemen, Beverley Knight!

0:49:08 > 0:49:12MUSIC: She's A Lady by Tom Jones

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Beverley, just wonderful to have you here.

0:49:28 > 0:49:29- Thank you.- Fantastic.

0:49:29 > 0:49:33You know, I'd say back in the 1990s, when everybody was busy,

0:49:33 > 0:49:35but they were all focusing on Britpop, I think

0:49:35 > 0:49:39the most exciting thing to happen in that decade was Beverley Knight.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41- Oh, thank you. - Absolutely extraordinary.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43So where did it start?

0:49:43 > 0:49:49Oh, it started kind of concurrently - church... At home,

0:49:49 > 0:49:51my parents always took us to church.

0:49:51 > 0:49:56And music... Huge part of, kind of, the whole gospel community.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59So it started there. And then also at school.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01I just happened to go to a fantastic school

0:50:01 > 0:50:03that cared about extracurricular activities,

0:50:03 > 0:50:07so they encouraged my music and my drama and everything.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09There we are. And then you took

0:50:09 > 0:50:11the big step of going into West End musicals.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14- Yes.- You've had just a string of hits there.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Who knew, when I was Sandy in Grease at Highfields School,

0:50:18 > 0:50:22that I was going to kind of come back to theatre?

0:50:22 > 0:50:27- Yeah.- I'm so thrilled to have had that opportunity presented to me.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29So, life is good.

0:50:29 > 0:50:33- Life is very good.- Life is good. - Tell me about your inspiration.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36Oh, the greatest...

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Well, the man who gave us soul music.

0:50:38 > 0:50:42It wasn't called soul music before he came along in the '50s

0:50:42 > 0:50:45and changed everything - took it out of the church,

0:50:45 > 0:50:49put it on the pop charts, and it became soul.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51The late, great Sam Cooke.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55APPLAUSE

0:50:57 > 0:50:58- Indisputably...- Yeah.

0:50:58 > 0:51:00..the great...the originator, really.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03- Absolutely. - I can't wait to hear this.

0:51:03 > 0:51:06- Well, let's find out why Sam Cooke means so much to you.- Yes.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12# Don't know much about history... #

0:51:12 > 0:51:17If you listen closely to any soul singer, of any decade,

0:51:17 > 0:51:19you'll trace them back to Sam.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23I was just absolutely mesmerised by the power

0:51:23 > 0:51:28and the delivery of this voice,

0:51:28 > 0:51:31disembodied voice, coming out of this 33

0:51:31 > 0:51:33that went round and round and round, and I'd just stand there

0:51:33 > 0:51:36and just stare at it going round,

0:51:36 > 0:51:38and it just took me to another world.

0:51:39 > 0:51:43He died in an America where he couldn't vote,

0:51:43 > 0:51:46where he was still treated as a third-class citizen.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49As Sam was, you know, the man he was -

0:51:49 > 0:51:52dreamt of better things and better days -

0:51:52 > 0:51:55a song like A Change Is Gonna Come

0:51:55 > 0:51:58carries not just the weight

0:51:58 > 0:52:02of history behind it,

0:52:02 > 0:52:05because it's so beautifully crafted and is a masterpiece,

0:52:05 > 0:52:11but it carries the huge responsibility

0:52:11 > 0:52:13of delivering the message

0:52:13 > 0:52:15absolutely faultlessly.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18He'd written this song that has become

0:52:18 > 0:52:21a torch throughout the decades,

0:52:21 > 0:52:27and indeed Obama had it at his inauguration ceremony.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30When I step up to the mic and sing that song,

0:52:30 > 0:52:31all those things,

0:52:31 > 0:52:34all those responsibilities, all those thoughts,

0:52:34 > 0:52:38all those feelings will be with me from the very first note.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42And the very first note is a big note.

0:52:42 > 0:52:46Paying homage to Sam Cooke,

0:52:46 > 0:52:47the father of soul...

0:52:48 > 0:52:52..is one of the biggest responsibilities

0:52:52 > 0:52:57and also one of the biggest honours that I could ever have.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05APPLAUSE

0:53:12 > 0:53:18# I was born by the river

0:53:19 > 0:53:24# In a little tent, oh

0:53:24 > 0:53:27# And just like that old river

0:53:27 > 0:53:32# I've been runnin' ever since

0:53:32 > 0:53:36# It's been a long

0:53:36 > 0:53:39# Long time comin'

0:53:39 > 0:53:42# But I know

0:53:42 > 0:53:46# A change gonna come

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# Oh, yes, it will

0:53:51 > 0:53:56# It's been too hard livin'

0:53:57 > 0:54:03# But I'm afraid to die

0:54:03 > 0:54:05# Cos I don't know what's up there

0:54:08 > 0:54:11# Way beyond the sky

0:54:11 > 0:54:14# It's been a long

0:54:14 > 0:54:18# Long time comin'

0:54:18 > 0:54:21# But I know

0:54:21 > 0:54:25# A change gonna come

0:54:25 > 0:54:29# Oh, yes, it will

0:54:29 > 0:54:31# Yes, it will, now

0:54:41 > 0:54:43# Mmm

0:54:49 > 0:54:51# Oh, yes

0:54:51 > 0:54:55# It's been a long

0:54:55 > 0:54:59# Long time comin'

0:54:59 > 0:55:02# But I know

0:55:02 > 0:55:06# A change gonna come

0:55:06 > 0:55:09# Oh, Lord, yes, it will

0:55:09 > 0:55:11# Yes, it will, yes, it will

0:55:14 > 0:55:17# So I go

0:55:17 > 0:55:20# To my brother

0:55:21 > 0:55:24# And I say to him Brother man

0:55:24 > 0:55:27# Oh, brother man

0:55:27 > 0:55:31# Won't you help me, please?

0:55:31 > 0:55:34# Won't you help me please?

0:55:34 > 0:55:38# But, oh, he keeps on

0:55:38 > 0:55:42# Keeps on winding me up

0:55:42 > 0:55:44# Till I'm bowed down, bowed down

0:55:46 > 0:55:52# Bowed down, on my knees, yes

0:55:53 > 0:55:57# There were times when

0:55:57 > 0:55:59# When I

0:55:59 > 0:56:02# When I thought I couldn't last for long

0:56:02 > 0:56:06# But somehow, somehow

0:56:06 > 0:56:09# Lord, I found the strength

0:56:09 > 0:56:13# Oh, to carry on

0:56:13 > 0:56:19# It's been a long

0:56:19 > 0:56:22# Time comin'

0:56:22 > 0:56:25# But I know

0:56:25 > 0:56:29# A change gonna come

0:56:29 > 0:56:33# Oh, Lord, yes, it will Yes, it will

0:56:34 > 0:56:38# It's been a long

0:56:39 > 0:56:43# Long time comin'

0:56:43 > 0:56:47# But I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

0:56:47 > 0:56:50# A change gonna come

0:56:50 > 0:56:55# Oh, Lord, yes, it will

0:56:57 > 0:57:04# Yes, it will. #

0:57:04 > 0:57:08CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:57:27 > 0:57:32That is a performance that no-one in this theatre will ever forget

0:57:32 > 0:57:34for the rest of their lives. That was just extraordinary.

0:57:34 > 0:57:35Thank you.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it one more time

0:57:39 > 0:57:41for the wonderful Beverley Knight.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:57:48 > 0:57:52Now, our final guest of the evening is an outstanding comedian,

0:57:52 > 0:57:53actor and writer.

0:57:53 > 0:57:55She's so funny she'll have you rolling in the aisles,

0:57:55 > 0:57:58though please can I ask you not to do that as it does present

0:57:58 > 0:58:00a health and safety issue.

0:58:00 > 0:58:03# I

0:58:03 > 0:58:06# I am what I am

0:58:06 > 0:58:13# I am my own special crea-tion. #

0:58:13 > 0:58:15How very dare you?

0:58:17 > 0:58:18# Come take a look

0:58:20 > 0:58:22# Give me the hook. # You're kidding me.

0:58:22 > 0:58:26# Or the ova-tion. #

0:58:28 > 0:58:29Am I bothered?

0:58:31 > 0:58:34APPLAUSE

0:58:36 > 0:58:38Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Tate.

0:58:49 > 0:58:52Oh, Catherine, welcome.

0:58:52 > 0:58:54- Oh, thank you. - Welcome to the Dominion.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57Now, you've created a great many comedy characters.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00I mean, one of the things you always dread... Cos obviously,

0:59:00 > 0:59:02as someone who's spent quite a lot of my professional career

0:59:02 > 0:59:05- in sketch comedy...- Yes.- The thing you always dread is someone going...

0:59:05 > 0:59:08- BOTH:- "Where do you get your characters from?"

0:59:08 > 0:59:11You've just got to look around you - front row -

0:59:11 > 0:59:16and, er, nick people's personalities,

0:59:16 > 0:59:17pass it off as your own.

0:59:17 > 0:59:20It's that funny thing where things just fall into place, isn't it?

0:59:20 > 0:59:23We would sometimes make up our characters when we started

0:59:23 > 0:59:25rehearsing at the beginning of a week, and you think...

0:59:25 > 0:59:28- Oh, yeah.- Some of them...- Some of them, you start with a hairstyle.

0:59:28 > 0:59:31Yes. "Haven't had a Scottish one for a while."

0:59:32 > 0:59:35Now, Catherine, who is your comedy inspiration?

0:59:35 > 0:59:40My comedy inspiration is the supreme Victoria Wood.

0:59:40 > 0:59:43APPLAUSE

0:59:45 > 0:59:48I mean, a polymath of comedy, really.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52- Oh, absolutely.- Stand-up, writer...

0:59:52 > 0:59:55- I mean, an incredible writer. - Incredible writer. Actor.

0:59:55 > 0:59:56A character comedian.

0:59:56 > 1:00:00- The generosity of her writing for other performers...- Yeah.

1:00:00 > 1:00:02..is certainly beyond my comprehension.

1:00:02 > 1:00:05- Absolutely.- Because I give myself all the best lines, you see.

1:00:05 > 1:00:08- You know that.- She doesn't. - You see all the people,

1:00:08 > 1:00:09the names who queue up, you know...

1:00:09 > 1:00:12- To work with her.- They fight to work with her.- Absolutely.

1:00:12 > 1:00:13Incredible roll call, isn't it?

1:00:13 > 1:00:16Now, before you sing one of Victoria's classic routines,

1:00:16 > 1:00:19let's just find out why she was so inspiring to you.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27Well, there was so much when I was growing up, you know,

1:00:27 > 1:00:29that would be event TV, comedy-wise, you know.

1:00:29 > 1:00:32Two Ronnies, Benny Hill, Little and Large.

1:00:32 > 1:00:38I mean, so much stuff. And then Victoria Wood entered my life.

1:00:38 > 1:00:39I'm not bothered.

1:00:41 > 1:00:45And that blew it away, because

1:00:45 > 1:00:48she was the first woman I'd seen being funny.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51I really looked forward to it, and I would never get bored of it.

1:00:51 > 1:00:52I could never have enough of it.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55She said dinner ladies were putting everything in there - you know,

1:00:55 > 1:00:57bogey bits...

1:00:58 > 1:01:00..verrucas...

1:01:01 > 1:01:03..carrots...

1:01:03 > 1:01:06Seeing her perform and seeing the other people around her,

1:01:06 > 1:01:08that is a comedy masterclass.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10You don't realise that you're studying it.

1:01:10 > 1:01:11It just seeps into you.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15I'm definitely where I am because of her.

1:01:20 > 1:01:24The Ballad Of Barry And Freda, I was very excited to see it

1:01:24 > 1:01:27when I first watched it. It was just like,

1:01:27 > 1:01:31"Oh, my God, imagine being the person that does that."

1:01:31 > 1:01:35# Let's do it Let's do it tonight

1:01:35 > 1:01:37# But he said I can't do it, I can't do it... #

1:01:37 > 1:01:39It kind of takes you on its own journey,

1:01:39 > 1:01:43and I think the orchestration of it as well is so brilliant,

1:01:43 > 1:01:45because it kind of just runs away with you.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47# Stop pouting, stop shouting

1:01:47 > 1:01:50# You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting.

1:01:50 > 1:01:54# I can't do it I can't do it tonight. #

1:01:54 > 1:01:56And it's her eye for detail.

1:01:56 > 1:02:00It's her eye for the ordinary,

1:02:00 > 1:02:02the kind of everyday

1:02:02 > 1:02:05but then becomes so beautifully nuanced.

1:02:05 > 1:02:11That is what's so special and brilliant and memorable.

1:02:11 > 1:02:13# Cos I know just how I want you to behave... #

1:02:13 > 1:02:15She's just so brilliant.

1:02:15 > 1:02:18She's just so brilliant, and it's...

1:02:18 > 1:02:23Really, I don't know if I can do her the service I would like to do her.

1:02:23 > 1:02:25So as nervous as I am...

1:02:26 > 1:02:27..I can't wait.

1:02:34 > 1:02:38With her take on Victoria Wood's Ballad Of Barry And Freda,

1:02:38 > 1:02:40it's Catherine Tate!

1:02:40 > 1:02:43CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

1:02:47 > 1:02:50# Freda and Barry sat one night

1:02:51 > 1:02:55# The sky was clear The stars were bright

1:02:55 > 1:02:59# The wind was soft The moon was up

1:02:59 > 1:03:02# Freda drained her cocoa cup

1:03:04 > 1:03:07# She licked her lips She felt sublime

1:03:07 > 1:03:11# She switched off Gardeners' Question Time

1:03:11 > 1:03:14# Barry cringed with fear and dread

1:03:14 > 1:03:20# As Freda grabbed his tie and said

1:03:22 > 1:03:24# Let's do it, let's do it

1:03:24 > 1:03:27# Do it while the mood is right

1:03:27 > 1:03:32# I'm feeling appealing I've really got an appetite

1:03:32 > 1:03:34# I'm on fire with desire

1:03:34 > 1:03:37# I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir

1:03:37 > 1:03:40# Let's do it, let's do it tonight

1:03:40 > 1:03:44# But he said I can't do it, I can't do it

1:03:44 > 1:03:46# I don't believe in too much sex

1:03:46 > 1:03:51# This fashion for passion turns us into nervous wrecks

1:03:51 > 1:03:53# No derision, my decision

1:03:53 > 1:03:56# I'd rather watch The Spinners on the television

1:03:56 > 1:03:59# I can't do it, can't do it tonight

1:03:59 > 1:04:03# So she said Let's do it, let's do it

1:04:03 > 1:04:06# Do it till our hearts go boom

1:04:06 > 1:04:08# Go native, creative

1:04:08 > 1:04:10# Living in the living room

1:04:10 > 1:04:13# This folly is jolly

1:04:13 > 1:04:15# Bend me over backwards on me hostess trolley

1:04:15 > 1:04:20# Let's do it, let's do it tonight

1:04:20 > 1:04:22# I can't do it, I can't do it

1:04:22 > 1:04:25# I know I'll only get it wrong

1:04:25 > 1:04:27# Don't angle for me to dangle

1:04:27 > 1:04:29# Me arms have never been that strong

1:04:29 > 1:04:31# Stop pouting, stop shouting

1:04:31 > 1:04:34# You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting

1:04:34 > 1:04:38# I can't do it, can't do it tonight

1:04:38 > 1:04:41# So she said, Let's do it, let's do it

1:04:41 > 1:04:43# Share a night of wild romance

1:04:43 > 1:04:48# Frenetic, poetic This could be your last big chance

1:04:48 > 1:04:51# To quote Milton, to eat Stilton

1:04:51 > 1:04:54# To roll with gay abandon on the tufted Wilton

1:04:54 > 1:04:57# Let's do it, let's do it tonight

1:04:57 > 1:05:00# But he said I can't do it, I can't do it

1:05:00 > 1:05:03# I've got other little jobs on hand

1:05:03 > 1:05:08# Don't grouse around the house I've got a busy evening planned

1:05:08 > 1:05:10# Stop nagging, I'm flagging

1:05:10 > 1:05:12# You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging

1:05:12 > 1:05:16# I can't do it, can't do it tonight

1:05:17 > 1:05:22# Let's do it, let's do it I really absolutely must

1:05:22 > 1:05:24# I won't exempt you Want to tempt you

1:05:24 > 1:05:27# Want to drive you mad with lust

1:05:27 > 1:05:29# No cautions, just contortions

1:05:29 > 1:05:32# Smear an avocado on my lower portions

1:05:32 > 1:05:37# Let's do it, let's do it tonight

1:05:37 > 1:05:42# I can't do it, I can't do it It's really not my cup of tea

1:05:42 > 1:05:46# I'm harassed, embarrassed I wish you hadn't picked on me

1:05:46 > 1:05:49# No dramas, give me my pyjamas

1:05:49 > 1:05:52# The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers

1:05:52 > 1:05:57# I can't do it I can't do it tonight

1:05:57 > 1:06:02# Let's do it, let's do it I really want to run amok

1:06:02 > 1:06:07# Let's wiggle, let's jiggle Let's really make the rafters rock

1:06:07 > 1:06:09# Be mighty, be flighty

1:06:09 > 1:06:12# Come and melt the buttons on my flameproof nightie

1:06:12 > 1:06:19# Let's do it, let's do it tonight

1:06:19 > 1:06:24# Let's do it, let's do it I really want to rant and rave

1:06:24 > 1:06:29# Let's go, cos I know just how I want you to behave

1:06:29 > 1:06:31# Not bleakly, not meekly

1:06:31 > 1:06:34# Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly

1:06:34 > 1:06:42# Let's do it Let's do it tonight! #

1:06:45 > 1:06:50CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

1:06:59 > 1:07:02Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Wood.

1:07:02 > 1:07:06APPLAUSE

1:07:14 > 1:07:18What a wonderful performance. Thank you so much, Catherine Tate.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28Well, what a night, ladies and gentlemen!

1:07:28 > 1:07:31Thank you so much to our audience here at the Dominion,

1:07:31 > 1:07:32to all of you at home.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35On tonight's show, we had, with her brilliant performance

1:07:35 > 1:07:39inspired by Victoria Wood, we have just heard Catherine Tate.

1:07:41 > 1:07:45Inspired by Aretha Franklin, Shona McGarty.

1:07:49 > 1:07:52With their tribute to Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly, Kimberly Wyatt

1:07:52 > 1:07:54and Adam Garcia.

1:07:58 > 1:08:02Giving some love to Joan Rivers, Katherine Ryan.

1:08:06 > 1:08:09Paying homage to Tommy Cooper, Jamie Raven.

1:08:13 > 1:08:17Singing a Sam Cooke classic her way, Beverley Knight.

1:08:24 > 1:08:27And of course, huge thanks to Steve and his wonderful orchestra.

1:08:32 > 1:08:36And I think I speak on everyone's behalf by saying thank you to Bruce

1:08:36 > 1:08:38for inviting us all on the show.

1:08:38 > 1:08:39All the best.

1:08:42 > 1:08:44Take care and goodnight!