0:00:00 > 0:00:03One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09But doing that takes a whole load of this...
0:00:09 > 0:00:10KLAXON
0:00:14 > 0:00:16A ridiculous amount of this...
0:00:16 > 0:00:17HE GROANS
0:00:21 > 0:00:22And absolutely masses of this...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33This is...
0:00:33 > 0:00:34BOTH: Can't Touch This!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Zoe Ball.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And I'm Ashley Banjo, and welcome to Can't Touch This.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57We have a mass of super prizes and a mass of equally super contestants
0:00:57 > 0:01:00limbering up and working out, ready to go all out to win.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03That's right, because this isn't one of those shows where you get
0:01:03 > 0:01:06all the goodies for answering ridiculously difficult questions
0:01:06 > 0:01:08like, what's Ashley Banjo's middle name?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, I know this one! It's Modurotolu.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Right answer, Zoe. That's impressive!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16But no prizes because on this show to win it, you have to touch it.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19And the one plucky soul that makes it through to the end will have
0:01:19 > 0:01:22the chance to try and get their hands on our star prize -
0:01:22 > 0:01:23a brand-new car.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26That's right, brand-new and untouched by human hands.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29But who is in the running, the jumping, and the falling over
0:01:29 > 0:01:31to win it tonight?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Let's ask the voice of the oracle, the woman with all the answers -
0:01:34 > 0:01:35it's Sue Perkins.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yes! Let's meet them.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38They are brave.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39They are bold.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Most importantly, they are insured.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Tonight, these mighty warriors will attempt to make their families,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47if not their country, proud.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Within their ranks, a yummy daddy from Cardiff.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52A belly dancer from Hull.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53And this guy!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55SHE GROWLS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57He's awesome.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00They're all hoping they can touch this tonight.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And it all starts here.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08The catapult sends our contestants on a short but exhilarating flight
0:02:08 > 0:02:10into a foam pit.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Then it's on to the Travelator.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14High above is the first touch point.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Touch it and bank a robotic vacuum cleaner.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Think R2-D2 with a brush attachment.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Also on the Travelator, the second touch point,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25which banks an epic trip for two to Barcelona.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ah, the Taj Mahal!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30But, one misstep here and you're in for a dunking.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Then it's a short trip to Stack 'Em High.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Just build a tower to reach touch point number three,
0:02:35 > 0:02:37and bank a top-of-the-range 3D printer.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I've printed my very own Harry Styles!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Then take the mighty pole across the water to the beam.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Dodge the swinging punch bags to reach the fourth touch point
0:02:45 > 0:02:47and you'll have arrived at your rather fancy sat nav.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Next, it's down the slide, to the two swinging touch points
0:02:50 > 0:02:54which bank a smoothie maker and some Bluetooth speakers.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I don't know why a smoothie maker needs Bluetooth speakers
0:02:56 > 0:02:58but, oh, the sound of kale...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And the last touch point stops the clock
0:03:01 > 0:03:04and banks a luxury pan set - that's right, a luxury pan set.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08For each touch point they miss, they get a 30-second penalty.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Whoever gets through to the end of the show gets the chance
0:03:11 > 0:03:12to win what they've banked.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Don't blame me, them's the rules.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18So, that's Round 1. About as easy as knitting while ski jumping.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19And don't try that at home.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22In fact, don't try anything you see tonight at home.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Let's find out which lucky contestant is waiting to
0:03:25 > 0:03:26kick things off.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Say hello to Stewart.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36He's a retired businessman from Lisburn and he's 62. 62?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Stewart, you gave up work so that you could travel the world.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40You've been to 74 countries.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43How are you going to travel the course today?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45With great difficulty, I would imagine.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47But I'll certainly go down with all guns blazing.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hang on - is that a walking stick?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Nothing to see here,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55just a 62-year-old man who uses a walking stick...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57in a human catapult.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Start the clock!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01KLAXON
0:04:01 > 0:04:03STUART SHRIEKS
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, he's out of the foam and off to the Travelator.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- He looks good. - He's incredibly fit for his age.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18This first touch point banks a robotic vacuum cleaner.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19And I have no idea what that does.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21No walking stick now.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Banked! Flattened.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Is he up?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Wet!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39The next touch point is the trip to Barcelona.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Come on, Stewart, you can do it!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Stewart!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Stewart, you're amazing!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58MUSIC: I Like To Move It by Reel 2 Real
0:05:02 > 0:05:03You all right, Stu?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Stack 'Em High now.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07All Stewart has to do is stack the blocks up to the next touch point
0:05:07 > 0:05:09to bank that 3D printer.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I should point out, it's just the printer that is 3D.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Just prints in normal black and white!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16People are looking at him there with his walking stick, and you may have made assumptions.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Well, have I proved you wrong?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Where are ya?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24THEY LAUGH
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Now off to The Wall Of Do-ooo-om!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh, might have to change the name of that.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Time for a quick Brucie moment.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Nice to see you...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43But it's not nice to see this -
0:05:43 > 0:05:45the pole-vault.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I don't think I can watch.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, maybe I can.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's probably going to be very funny.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- No chance!- No chance!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59STEWART SHRIEKS
0:06:00 > 0:06:03And that, children, is the law of friction.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- How you doing, Stewart?- It's cold!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Cold. Sorry about that! - Yeah, a bit cold!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Off to the beam now for the sat nav.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18And by beam, I mean...
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Punchbags!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25The touch point is just under the beam.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Of course it is!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ah, he's employing the classic Steptoe technique here.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Good thinking.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Straight past three!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36And he's banked it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39- THEY GROAN - He's off.- Oh, no!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Gutted!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Come on, Stewart, you're setting the standard.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's just the slide now,
0:06:55 > 0:06:57with the smoothie maker and Bluetooth speakers.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Should we call a doctor?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01And... Oh, he's missed them both!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05He won't be able to hear his fruit being blended in surround sound.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09And the last touch point stops the clock and banks the luxury pan set.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Five prizes banked and only two 30-second penalties to add
0:07:12 > 0:07:15brings his total time to 6:29 -
0:07:15 > 0:07:17the time to beat!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Stewart, come over.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20STEWART MUMBLES
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You are brilliant! How are you feeling?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You're a little bit worse for wear.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26How do I look?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, a little bit wet, a little bit tired.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I applied for this show 40 years ago.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32And I can tell you...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I am never going to use a second-class stamp again!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Say hello to Fearless Amy.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39She's...fearless?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Amy, you once swam with sharks.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Do you think today might be any easier?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46The sharks didn't faze me, so I doubt this will.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, really? Many have said that!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Good luck, off you go to the catapult.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Fearless Amy came on this show to have fun.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57What was she thinking?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Fire!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01AMY SCREAMS
0:08:01 > 0:08:04MUSIC: Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
0:08:06 > 0:08:07ZOE AND ASHLEY GROAN
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Great start! That's the robotic vacuum cleaner banked.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It was no trip to Barcelona,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19but Stack 'Em High is looking good.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Clearly, Amy has no fear of heights, either.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And she has banked the 3D printer.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29So, technically, she could print her own car and just go home now.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Now, she's on the stack. Can she get up the wall?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Look at that, good work!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Loving it, Amy.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Good work, Amy. Nice work.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Go on, Amy.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- How's she going to do the pole vault?- Charge!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45This should be fun.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, sorry - I meant painful.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I mean, fun if you like your pelvis being shattered by a steel pole.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55You all right?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Still, she's smiling.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Through the tears...
0:08:58 > 0:08:59She's not given up!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Right.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02On to the beam now for the sat nav.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Tentative steps.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Banked!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh! And that's has put her hip back into alignment.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18So, you won't need the osteopath after all, Amy.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Fearless Amy on the slide now.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Come on...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25And...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, she misses the smoothie maker and the Bluetooth speakers!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32But she is banking the pan set and stops the clock.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35We've added three 30-second time penalties, which gives her
0:09:35 > 0:09:38a final time of 5:53.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39How are you?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Oh, my God, that was so much fun!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oh... Yes! That is not what I expected you to say.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47But it was fun? You enjoyed it?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It was really fun, but...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Your sisters will be proud. - A little.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Maybe a little bit jealous, I know you're all very competitive. - Yeah, really competitive.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- I hope we see you in the next round. Well done.- Thanks.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59This is Paul.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Since he turned 50, Paul's become a bit of a risk-taker.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06And what's more risky than being fired out of a human catapult?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Release him!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09KLAXON
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- THEY CHUCKLE - So good!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Come on, Paul.- Right, come on, Paul. - All in red.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23MUSIC: Jump In The Line (Shake Senora) by Harry Belafonte
0:10:23 > 0:10:25HE GROANS
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Oh, close!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yes, but it was worth the risk.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Trip to Barcelona now.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32And banked! Ole!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34..is the name of my second cousin(!)
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Paul raced through Stack 'Em High and banked the 3D printer.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Look at him, he looks so focused.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45But it might be trapped wind...
0:10:45 > 0:10:46LOUD THUD
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, Paul, you did say you were a risk taker.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08This ladder's designed to hold him up.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09And it really is!
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Paul??
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Yes, the rope ladder is there to help you up.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You take your time. We'll... We'll come back.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Say hello to Sukh.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23He looks confident!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Cowabunga!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Oh, poetry in motion.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Apparently Sukh is a bit of a mover. - Oh, really?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Is he like a secret bedroom dancer?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Apparently, he is a good singer and dancer on the side.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Hopefully we'll get a flash of that when he's on the Travelator.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Sukh, with the agility of a people carrier.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42SHE GROANS
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Congratulations, you've got the vacuum and...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48mild concussion.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Now, I'm no doctor, but I'm sure that was his coccyx going.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Let's get another dancer in there!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Meet Lydia,
0:11:57 > 0:12:01a dancing princess who dreams of glory, prizes and snowmen.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02She's 36.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Now, Lydia, you teach ballet, burlesque and belly dancing. Is that right?- That is, yeah.- Nice.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So, have you got some fancy moves prepared to get you round
0:12:10 > 0:12:11the course today?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Maybe a few pirouettes, grand jetes and a shimmy?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17OK, Lydia. Dance your heart out.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Oh. That wasn't very balletic, was it?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32OK, there's my shimmy!
0:12:32 > 0:12:33SHE SCREAMS
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Ooh!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Not sure what you'd call that move.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40She seems to have gone for more lake, less swan.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Sadly, no prizes banked for Lydia.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44She'll have to do her own vacuuming.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Back to Sukh.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49A good dancer needs balance - isn't that right, Sukh?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Oh!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53MUSIC: Give It Up by KC & The Sunshine Band
0:12:53 > 0:12:55He looks shattered already.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Yes! He banked the 3D printer. Good work, Sukh.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Good work, Sukh.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Wow! Strength from Lydia!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Lydia really wants that 3D printer.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15For some reason.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Boom!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Boom, indeed! It's in the bank.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Sukh at the pole vault now.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Not as bad as he's feeling.!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33In the water for Sukh.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Will Lydia be a better pole dancer than Sukh?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Oh, look, a little shimmy. - Yeah, a little shimmy.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40A little bum shimmy there.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Don't celebrate too soon, Lydia.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Oh, dear me.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Oh!
0:13:45 > 0:13:46- Oh, pointed toe.- Pointed toe.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Pointed toe.- Good arch.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52SHE SCREAMS
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Hm. More a synchronised swimmer than a pole dancer.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Sukh not exactly doing the quickstep there.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02MUSIC: I Don't Wanna Dance by Eddy Grant
0:14:02 > 0:14:05One almighty charge, and I reckon he can do it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09We have lost him. We've lost Ash.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Man down.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Sukh has the sat nav in his sights.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19But maybe watch the massive swinging bags instead?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20I did say...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22SHE GROANS
0:14:24 > 0:14:26While Sukh enjoys the soft play area,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28it is time for Lydia's beam work now.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Leading very much with the rear, there.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oh, I think we all felt that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Time for the Cha-Cha Slide...
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Oh, and no joy!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49However, Lydia banks the luxury pan set
0:14:49 > 0:14:53and stops the clock with a total time of 8:53, including penalties.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I wasn't laughing when that punchbag got you on the bum.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00We even got to see a bit of your moves. I think it was bogling?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01I tried!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Good skills. Well done, Lydia. - Thank you!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06And here's one dance move Sukh can't mess up.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yet, he does.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12We add four time penalties, giving Sukh a final time of 9:06.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15But is it enough to dance his way into the top six?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17How was that for you?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Exhilarating and tough.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Paul! Paul?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Your family are worried. They're wondering where you are!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Maybe move your other foot along?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Blimey. Can't feel my legs!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Meet Lewys - he's a yummy daddy from Cardiff.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40How are you going to motivate yourself through our course?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I got married the year before last,
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- and I've recently had a little baby boy called Ronnie.- Congratulations.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So, basically I just want to make them as proud as possible.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50MUSIC: Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- So...- Yeah, easy!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, go on, go on... Yes!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Go on, can he bank the trip? - Go on Lewys!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- THEY CHEER - Yes, trip to Barcelona!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01He is hot!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03He is hot, and now he's cold.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Oh, not quite.- Not quite.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Will Stack 'Em High cause Lewys any problems?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11No, that's the 3D printer banked.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Ah, like Ronnie's building blocks.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's all come in handy!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That's one big baby.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Maybe he'll be the first to defeat the pole.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25But, also, maybe he won't.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27How's the water?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Great!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's the beam now for Lewys.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Oh, and he's opted to hug the bag.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36It could be the start of something.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Oh, Lewys, get flat, flat...
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Get flat!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43That's the satnav banked, and the beam spanked.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44You heard!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52And he banked the Bluetooth speakers.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55He completed the course in 4:23.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Lewys, you've done your family proud.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01You got them all except one, and you defeated the punchbags.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Nailed it! It's a lot harder than it looks.- It is.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Let's hope you have done that in enough time to get to Round 2.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Hopefully.- I think you deserve it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Thank you very much.- Ronnie will be so proud of his papa.- I hope so.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Hi, everyone.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Paul still seems to be learning the ropes... Ladder!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's a rope ladder!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Come on, man, you can do it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28What's he doing?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34The ladder is supposed to help.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Paul making an obstacle where there wasn't supposed to be one.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39There wasn't supposed to be one. I know!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41He's made it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42He's on the beam.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47He's off the beam.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Let's go to the leader board.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56Yummy-daddy Lewys races into first place with a time of 4:23.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59And Paul, unsurprisingly, is bringing up the rear.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Although, once he coughs up that foam brick,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I think he could be a real contender.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Still to come on Can't Touch This...
0:18:06 > 0:18:07The Smiling Assassin.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10The Hopeless Romantic.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Tiny T.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14And Mr Grumpy Pants.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for that car?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25This is Ellie.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27She dreams of being a soap star.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29and so we've made her dreams come true. In a way.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34In this scene, Ellie shares a tense moment with a pole vault.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I think he's about to reveal he's not her real father.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41HEART BEAT THROBS
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Go on, Ellie, give it some welly!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47EASTENDERS DUFF-DUFFS
0:18:47 > 0:18:48To be continued.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Next up is Mike.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56The British Bulldog,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58versus Lana, the Irish Terrier.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Which one of these dog lovers will be best in show?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Let's find out.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Normally. Mike isn't allowed on the furniture.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09But since this is a Crufts parody, we'll make an exception.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Launch him.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12HE SHRIEKS
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Great start for Mike. Good boy!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Now this first obstacle is where our puppies demonstrate
0:19:21 > 0:19:23their walking and jumping skills.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Mike demonstrating neither there.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30But time for a nice bath.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Oh! He so nearly saved himself.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35And it's walkies for Lana.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh, well done. Bit of a thud.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Oh, stopped herself there. - Well done.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh, skill.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Drat.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Oh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Mike, oh!- He nearly slid up to it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58They say every dog has its day.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01For Mike, I think that day was probably yesterday.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03No trip to Barcelona. Back in your basket.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Drat!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Now Lana's on Stack 'Em High.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This is where all that obedience training comes into its own.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And don't forget, every missed touch point
0:20:14 > 0:20:15is 30 seconds on your time.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Fast and strong.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Fast, strong and great balance on the hind legs.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Top dog!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Mike on the beam.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30It's all about balance.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- He keeps his balance. - It brushed his belly.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Oh.- Ooh!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41He's told those punchbags who's boss.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52I love him!
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Look at him. Like a dog with a bone...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55who's let go of the bone.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Lana very light on her paws there.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Nailed it. - Nicely saved.- Oh, oh, oh!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, it just caught her on the tail. Lana missed the satnav
0:21:08 > 0:21:10and the smoothie maker and Bluetooth speakers,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13but she stopped the clock at 7.38 including penalties
0:21:13 > 0:21:15and got the pan set.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Come on, champ.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Here he goes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20And Mike misses the last two touch points,
0:21:20 > 0:21:24but he does stop the clock at 7:35, including penalties.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Mike, how you doing, mate? - Knackered.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Are you knackered? Was that hard? - That was very hard.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Now, Mike, I am majorly impressed.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You gave us some techniques that we have quite literally
0:21:35 > 0:21:37never seen before on Can't Touch This.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38What was the toughest part?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Probably the Travelator.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- It tires you out for the rest of the course.- Cheers, Mike...- Sorry!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Previously on Can't Touch This...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Go on, Ellie. Give it some welly.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54You're on the telly.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04In she goes...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05to the beam.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Would you look at that? A ladder, done simply. As simple as that.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- See how simple a ladder can be? - It's a ladder.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Oh, she's attacking the beam. - Whoo!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Ooh!- Oh, look at that!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27No satnav for Ellie, but a career on the silver screen beckons.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Excellent floundering and foam acting.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31This is Matt.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33He's a zoologist and he talks to the animals.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- Now, Matt, you have over 100 animals at home.- Mm-hm.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40So which animal are you going to model yourself on today
0:22:40 > 0:22:41to be successful?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I'm thinking, because of the change in environment,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I think I need to be a chameleon.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Good old, Matt. He even brought his own theme tune.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52# Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon... #
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh, that must be bad karma.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Here's Matt Doolittle at the pole.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01He's banked the vacuum and 3D printer, so that's a fun night in.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04HE SCREAMS
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Maybe he'll have better luck on the beam?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Nope is the answer. No, he won't.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14So Matt's proven that chameleons aren't great in water.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Are they any better on slides?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Yes, they are!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Three time penalties makes Matt's time
0:23:20 > 0:23:24of 5:48 seconds enough to put him into the top six.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- How was that for you? - Oh, I'm wrecked.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29That was about 50 times more difficult
0:23:29 > 0:23:31and I would have liked to get wet just maybe once.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Not every single time. - Yeah, instead of every single time.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35And it's all change!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Chameleon Matt pushes Super Stewart into 4th place
0:23:38 > 0:23:41and Mike and Ellie make it through, but Lana just misses a rosette.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Lydia, Sukh and Paul have been relegated.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Next up is Laura.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Don't let that smile fool you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48She'll kill for a pan set.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Now, Laura, you do some amazing work for charity.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53But the question is, are you planning on being charitable
0:23:53 > 0:23:55to the other contestants tonight?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Absolutely not! I'm definitely not Mother Teresa tonight.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02No charity tonight. She means business.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04This is Chris. He hates to lose.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Chris, you play golf and netball and apparently you are a bad loser.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Is there any danger of us seeing a tantrum today?- No!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12I like him.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14This should be interesting. Cue the music.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# Anything you can do I can do better
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# I can do anything better than you
0:24:18 > 0:24:19- # No, you can't - Yes, I can!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20- # No, you can't - Yes, I can
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- # No, you can't - Yes, I can, yes, I can... #
0:24:24 > 0:24:26So Chris got the vacuum and a dunking.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Can Laura do any better?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33# No, she can't No, she can't
0:24:33 > 0:24:35# No, she can't. #
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Chris banked the 3D printer, but now he's hit the wheel of cheese.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Have a little sit down, Chris.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Hmm...- Hmm? Hmm!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06That's it, that's it.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Go on, Laura. Go on. She's got legs.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Go on.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Yes, she's up.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Laura's straight over...
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Chris will not be happy about that.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hmm... Interesting technique.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Slow, but interesting.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Whoo!- He gets the job done. Doesn't matter how you do it.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29He does get the job done.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Laura missed the satnav, but she's already on the slide.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Can she touch these two swinging touch points?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Ooh, just about.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40She banked the smoothie maker and pan set and stops the clock.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Back to grumpy Chris.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Almost.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Drop to the floor, marine! Give me 20 while you're down there.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Well, he looks happy.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Although that might be the result of the head trauma.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Laura got the smoothie maker. Can Chris do any better?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Oh, no, he can't.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Laura and Chris have both made the leader board.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11That should make Chris happy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16Super Stewart drops into 6th place, but can he stay there?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Now meet T from Leicester.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23She may be small, but I predict she's going to fly...
0:26:23 > 0:26:24into the air now.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27SHE SHRIEKS
0:26:28 > 0:26:31So can she jump high enough to bank herself
0:26:31 > 0:26:33the robotic vacuum cleaner?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Good question. And the answer is...
0:26:36 > 0:26:37no.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Here she goes. Oh, she really wants that trip.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51So how many pieces do you reckon T is going to need?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- All of them. - All of them? Yes, possibly.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Come on, T!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00I mean, that's already nearly above her head.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Oh, no, T. She's struggling.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, she may be small, but she's got big ambitions.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Come on, T. - So it will still be a bit of a leap.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Yes, put that 3D printer in the bank.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Ahem!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31They can move separately!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34It is almost going to be time for tea at the end of this.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53We're nearly there. We're nearly there.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Nearly there.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03DRUMROLL
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- Yes.- YES!
0:28:09 > 0:28:12That water's pretty deep when you're T's size.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14That's just the shallow end.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17T on the beam.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Those punchbags are bigger than T.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Very long way down for her.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Fly, my pretty.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30That was like a sky dive for T.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32But to be fair, the beam isn't as easy as it looks.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34So let me introduce...
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Sue's Guide To The Beam.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39If you've just bought one of these and want to know how to use it,
0:28:39 > 0:28:41here's how.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Method One - run like hell.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Method Two - skip between the punchbags.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Or Method Three...
0:28:49 > 0:28:52..herd them into a nice, tidy flock.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56And here's how not to do it...
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Whatever you do, don't pretend you're really, really small.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Ignoring the bags...
0:29:05 > 0:29:06not a strategy.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Don't leave your feet sticking out.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Or your elbows.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Or your bum.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Or your head.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19And it's not your friend, so whatever you do,
0:29:19 > 0:29:20don't try and hug it.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24But remember, the beam always gets its man.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25And its woman.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28And its Sukh.
0:29:28 > 0:29:29Tatty bye, love.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Go on, T.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36She's having a little rest. Having a little rest.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Just the slide now and those two swinging touch points.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Oh, no!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Tiny T not quite as fast as Super Stewart,
0:29:45 > 0:29:48but she completed the course with a time of 10:44 seconds
0:29:48 > 0:29:49with penalties
0:29:49 > 0:29:51and got her back exfoliated.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Now, T, it's fair to say you had a little bit of trouble
0:29:54 > 0:29:57on Stack 'Em High, getting over that wall.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I'm hoping to get through to the next round.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01- But I doubt it. - I really hope you do. Good luck, T.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03- Well done.- Thank you.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04No changes here.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Tiny T's time of 10:44 means she hasn't made the board.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09That means Super Stew is safe for now
0:30:09 > 0:30:12but with one contestant left to run, will he hold on?
0:30:14 > 0:30:16So it's goodbye to lovely Casey.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17She was a screamer.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19SCREAMING
0:30:19 > 0:30:21So long to Ellie on the Telly.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Lydia, who was shaken and stirred.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Lana.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Big Dog Mike.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Sukh.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32And Risky Paul.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35So long, guys, you really touched us.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Our last contestant is Richie.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39He proposed to his girlfriend at the zoo.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41I'd say that makes him a keeper.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44If Richie wants to nab a place in the top six,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47all he has to do is beat a 62-year-old man.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Let's remind ourselves of who that man is.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Rather you than me, Richie. Fire!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10HE SCREAMS
0:31:13 > 0:31:14He's making great time.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22And he's banked the robotic vacuum cleaner thingy.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Stewart got the Barcelona trip.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Will Richie?
0:31:28 > 0:31:31SLAPPING Oh, I love the sound of a wet trainer.
0:31:31 > 0:31:32Yes, he got it!
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Now all that's left is the leap...
0:31:35 > 0:31:36into the face.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41So it's the losers' ladder into Stack 'Em High.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- Easy, easy.- Boom!
0:31:53 > 0:31:55He is making great time.
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Good work, Richie.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- Come on, Richie. Keep it going. - RICHIE YELPS
0:32:08 > 0:32:10- HE YELPS - That's it.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15That went well.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20You all right, Richie?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22His thumb is the only thing that now works.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- Not far to go, Richie. - Keep it going.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- Come on.- Keep it going.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Stewart must be getting nervous.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Oh, schoolboy error.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35- No!- Oh, no!
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Go on, Richie.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41ARGH!
0:32:41 > 0:32:43No, not ARGH, Richie!
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Come on, don't give up. Think of your fiancee.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50I can do it. Hang on.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Come on.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Ugh... God, I'm unfit.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00He is absolutely exhausted.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Oh, and he's missed them both!
0:33:05 > 0:33:06That's two 30-second time penalties,
0:33:06 > 0:33:08but he stops the clock and he's done it.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11He's beaten Super Stewart's time of 6:29.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12Stewart is off the leader board.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16Hopeless Romantic Richie has made the top six.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17It's OK. We've got him.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- He's in one piece. He can still get married.- Yep.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21How was that for you?
0:33:21 > 0:33:23A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- A lot harder?- A lot harder.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32What fun and japes from Round One.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- What fun!- I know, what fun.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38I don't mean to laugh, but there were some very funny moments.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44- Some interesting Pole Vault techniques.- Yes.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Paul head-butted it. That's one way to attack it.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49Exactly. We saw people hit the Pole Vault,
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- rebound back off and hit the wall again, which looked...- Nasty.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Yeah, looked nasty.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Only the fastest six contestants from Round One will make it through
0:33:56 > 0:33:58to sample the delights of the second round,
0:33:58 > 0:34:01so let's take a look at the leader board and find out who's made it.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04In at number one is Yummy Daddy Lewys.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Gotta Win Laura wins second place.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Matt the Chameleon pulls in third.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Fearless Amy grabs fourth place.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Can't Lose Chris bags the fifth spot.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23And our hopeless romantic Richie is in at number six.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31In this round, not only are the contestants
0:34:31 > 0:34:33competing against each other,
0:34:33 > 0:34:35they're doing it in a spinning battleground
0:34:35 > 0:34:36of chairs, rings, ropes and water.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40Now they have to stay cool, stay focused and of course
0:34:40 > 0:34:43keep hitting those touch points and banking those prizes.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47It all kicks off on spinning platforms, which -
0:34:47 > 0:34:48and this will surprise you -
0:34:48 > 0:34:50start spinning.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58They clamber across the crossing - hence the name -
0:34:58 > 0:35:01to a set of touch points which bank a coffee machine,
0:35:01 > 0:35:02but there are only five touch points,
0:35:02 > 0:35:06so one contestant will miss out and leave the game.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08After a very quick sit down, they're off again, through the water
0:35:08 > 0:35:10and up the Uneven Stairs to The Rings,
0:35:10 > 0:35:14as they attempt to make their way to the four touch points
0:35:14 > 0:35:16to bank the kid's electric scooter.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Five into four don't go,
0:35:18 > 0:35:20so another contestant will be eliminated
0:35:20 > 0:35:23before they set off again, to the Dropping Ropes.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26It's an odd but apt name, as not all the ropes are connected,
0:35:26 > 0:35:28so contestants must choose the right one
0:35:28 > 0:35:31to swing across to the pontoon, otherwise they drop.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium
0:35:33 > 0:35:36and bank a BMX bike. But there are only three touch points,
0:35:36 > 0:35:38which means another contestant will be eliminated,
0:35:38 > 0:35:41leaving our final three.
0:35:41 > 0:35:42I'm so sorry, have they been spinning
0:35:42 > 0:35:44the whole time I've been chatting?
0:35:44 > 0:35:47We should get going before we see their breakfasts.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48Go on!
0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Let's get them clambering. - Come on, then. Good idea.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Cue the klaxon. - KLAXON
0:35:53 > 0:35:56And they're off. Lewys is down.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00That's what we call a net loss, Lewys.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Hopeless romantic Richie powering through,
0:36:06 > 0:36:07the scent of his fiancee in his nostrils,
0:36:07 > 0:36:10and he banks a coffee machine.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Yes, well done, Lewys, enjoy your coffee.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13And you, too, Matt.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16OK, three contestants left and only two touch points.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19It is carnage on Clamber Crossing!
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Hang on... Who touched who and what and when?
0:36:23 > 0:36:24We need an action reply!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Ooh, gone to the replay.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28We're going to look at the re-replay.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- Going to the replay.- Re-rewind.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33OK, so, Laura goes for the third touch point,
0:36:33 > 0:36:35but Matt's already touched it.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36Then she goes for the second touch point,
0:36:36 > 0:36:38but Chris beats her to that one.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Then they ALL go for the first touch point,
0:36:40 > 0:36:44but Amy touches it before Laura, so Amy is safe, Chris is safe
0:36:44 > 0:36:46and Laura has to dethrone herself.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Nice touch from Lewys.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Our final five need a good sit down.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Too bad!
0:37:01 > 0:37:05Richie takes a lead on the Uneven Stairs.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Will he be Lord of the Rings?
0:37:07 > 0:37:09No, my precious...
0:37:14 > 0:37:16But it isn't holding him back.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Amy gingerly at the back there. - Well done, Richie.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Richie banks the electric scooter.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Next is Lewys.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Looking very confident.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Howzat!
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Chameleon Matt comes in and takes third place.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35And now it's a two-horse race between Amy and Chris...
0:37:35 > 0:37:39if horses could traverse rings above a foam pit.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42It's going to be close, it's going to be close. Who's it going to be?!
0:37:42 > 0:37:47Chris has just pipped Amy.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50The slithering on the rings just not quite enough.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Let's hear it for Amy. And relax!
0:37:57 > 0:38:01So, like Take That, we're down to four, which will soon become three.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02Watch out for those ropes!
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Lewys is the first to the ropes, but he's down and in the water.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10And so is sore loser Chris.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Richie makes it first time.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Will our hopeless romantic be first to the touch points again?
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Oh, no!- Not going to make that one.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Cracking splash back, Matt. Now we have a race.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Not making this look easy, are they?
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Dropping like flies.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Like wet flies in Lycra.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30My favourite flies.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Wait! Don't tell me Richie's pulled this back?
0:38:35 > 0:38:39He has! He banks the bike and a place in the next round!
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Who is going to to join him?
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Lewys! Stop punching it. It's sensitive.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47You can only bank one bike anyway.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49One spot left...
0:38:49 > 0:38:51and sore loser Chris has it.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Yep. Well, that'll cheer him up..
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Well done, Chris.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Sorry, Matt.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00So it's back to the menagerie for Matt.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01I am proud of how I've done.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Obviously it would be nice to have gotten to the next stage.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08But I am genuinely happy with myself. Yeah.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Farewell, Amy, and apologies for the groin fracture.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13I was really competitive and I'm so glad
0:39:13 > 0:39:14that I was the last girl in the competition.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17I'm going home happy that I took part. It was really good.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20And like-to-win Laura didn't.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23I wanted to get all the prizes and I wanted to win it for the girls
0:39:23 > 0:39:24and for Belfast.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27But unfortunately, it just wasn't meant to be.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Some people climb a mountain because it's there.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Our contestants are going to climb Spin Mountain
0:39:36 > 0:39:39because it is their chance to win the prizes they've banked
0:39:39 > 0:39:41and drive away in a brand-new car.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44But there's plenty of problems to overcome on the way up
0:39:44 > 0:39:46this particular mountain.
0:39:52 > 0:39:53Spin Mountain is where three become one,
0:39:53 > 0:39:56because as we all know from the film Highlander,
0:39:56 > 0:39:57there can be only one.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Each contestant has to find and collect
0:39:59 > 0:40:02three uniquely coloured discs and return them to their podiums
0:40:02 > 0:40:05in order from these three rotating rings.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain - which is spinning -
0:40:09 > 0:40:11to touch the touch point, bank the ride-on lawn mower,
0:40:11 > 0:40:13and go on to leap for that car!
0:40:13 > 0:40:16But watch out, some of those handholds are on bungee cords.
0:40:16 > 0:40:17And they're off!
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Or rather, Lewys is off.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Chris? Richie? Hello, we're on BBC ONE.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23It is a race after all!
0:40:26 > 0:40:27And Lewys is leading.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28Look at him go.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Lovely little bit of Lord Of The Dance there.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43And Lewys employing the Magic Roundabout technique
0:40:43 > 0:40:44to great effect.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Richie still in the running...or the stumbling.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59They're all over. They're all at the mountain.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Finally! We have a race.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06I think the best idea when climbing a spinning mountain,
0:41:06 > 0:41:08as a Gurkha once told me,
0:41:08 > 0:41:10is to watch out for the bungee handholds!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13It's Lewys.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15It's Richie.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16I'm just saying men's names.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18It's Lewys!
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Lewys is our winner. Nice touch from Richie.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Well done!
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Chris... Yeah, you just keep chilling. Whatevs.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30What do you think Ronnie will be thinking right now?
0:41:30 > 0:41:34- Proud of his dad?- He'll be thinking where's his milk, to be honest.
0:41:34 > 0:41:35But in a few years when I show him,
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I'm sure he'll be over the moon.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Fit and ready for the next bit? - Ready, not fit.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44It's official! Yummy Daddy Lewys is our winner!
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Lewys, you really are very yummy.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50A better guy couldn't have won.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Little Ronnie is going to be very proud of his dad.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57There has been a lot of competition all day,
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- but he is a worthy winner, so good luck to him.- Too right.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15All those wonderful prizes, just waiting there for Lewys.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17- There's a Robotic Vacuum Cleaner. - A trip to Barcelona.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- A 3D printer.- Satnav. - Smoothie maker.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Luxury pan set. - Coffee machine.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23- Scooter.- BMX bike.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25And a ride-on lawnmower.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29And here is what Lewys has to do to get his hands on them.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31So, the prizes Lewys banked earlier are hanging above
0:42:31 > 0:42:33this treacherous Travelator.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Lewys has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as he can.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39And, of course, everything he touches he takes home.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Apart from me.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42OK, Lewys. This is it. Are you ready?
0:42:42 > 0:42:45I think so. I am going to give it my best shot
0:42:45 > 0:42:47and whatever I win is a bonus.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Anything you have particularly got your eye on?- The ride-on lawnmower.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Ride-on lawnmower?- My dad's got one at the moment, but it's knackered.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57A trip to Barcelona for me and the scooter for Ron.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59This is it.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02He might not be able to go on it yet, but soon.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06You have 60 seconds, Lewys, to touch and win your ten prizes.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08- Good luck, my darling. - Thank you very much.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- We're all behind you. - Good luck.- Cheers.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15There they are. All those hard-earned prizes.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18All within reach...in a way.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21It won't be easy, but, hey, that's why we call this show
0:43:21 > 0:43:24Can't Touch This, not You Can Touch This Easily.
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Cue the klaxon.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27KLAXON
0:43:29 > 0:43:33Boom, that's the ride-on lawnmower banked for Dad.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Ooh, and he's just missed the luxury pan set.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42Come on, Lewys. Get that Barcelona trip.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44That's the Barcelona trip for Mrs Lewys...
0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Yes, he got it.- Whoohoo!
0:43:48 > 0:43:52All he needs now is that scooter for little Ronnie.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Oh, no. He's down. - Come on, Lewys.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58I believe in you!
0:43:58 > 0:44:00So sorry, I do get carried away.
0:44:00 > 0:44:0220 seconds. Come on, Lewys.
0:44:02 > 0:44:0420 seconds. Go on. Go on, Lewys. Go on, Lewys.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Go on, Lewys.
0:44:06 > 0:44:07YES!
0:44:07 > 0:44:08Yes, well done! He's got it.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Oh, he is giving everything.
0:44:13 > 0:44:18- BOTH:- Five, four, three, two, one...
0:44:18 > 0:44:20And that is it!
0:44:20 > 0:44:21He's given it his all
0:44:21 > 0:44:23and he's got everything he wanted.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I am so happy for you. I can't stop grinning.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28Well done. How was the double Travelator for you?
0:44:28 > 0:44:31- Very, very, very tough. - But, Lewys, it was all worth it,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33because I can tell you that you have won three prizes
0:44:33 > 0:44:36and it's the three that you wanted, my man.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38- You got the scooter.- Yes. - You got the trip to Barcelona.- Yes.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41And you got the ride-on lawnmower for your dad.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42That's incredible. It's fantastic.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45- So well done.- He'll be over the moon.- You have won those prizes
0:44:45 > 0:44:49and you have more than earned the right to go for that one last prize.
0:44:49 > 0:44:55Yes, Lewys, one more leap and you could be driving home in style.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58I came here with nothing and to go home with anything is a bonus,
0:44:58 > 0:45:00but to win a car would be insane.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03If Lewys can leap across this void
0:45:03 > 0:45:07and touch the car, he will be driving it home.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09After it's been appropriately taxed, insured
0:45:09 > 0:45:11and registered in his name, of course.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Well, Lewys, we're up here and it is real.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16So now you can see it, what are you thinking about the jump for the car?
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Have you got a game plan?
0:45:19 > 0:45:21I'm going to go as hard as I can.
0:45:21 > 0:45:26- Yep.- Fly like Superman and just try to get any part of my body on it.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28- I could be going home with a new car.- You could be.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Honestly, I wish you the best of luck.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34- We are all rooting for you, Lewys. - Thanks, mate.- Good luck.- Cheers.
0:45:37 > 0:45:38So here we go.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42One contestant. One car. One giant leap.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44- Lewys, best of luck, my darling. - Thank you.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47In your own time, jump for the car.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52One jump. One chance.
0:45:52 > 0:45:53One car.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36KLAXON
0:46:50 > 0:46:52THEY CHEER
0:46:52 > 0:46:55He certainly CAN touch this.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Cue the ticker tape parade and soppy music
0:46:58 > 0:47:00and slow-motion action replays.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05# I believe I can fly
0:47:05 > 0:47:09# I believe I can touch the sky
0:47:09 > 0:47:12# I think about it every night and day... #
0:47:12 > 0:47:14- Whoo!- Yes!
0:47:17 > 0:47:21- Amazing.- I am so happy for you. - Can you believe you just did that?
0:47:21 > 0:47:23- You just leapt through the sky... - Right get in here.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25- Get in between us, Lewys. - ..and touched a car.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29- Mad!- You just won a brand-new car.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32I don't know what to say.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34I'm on the verge of...
0:47:34 > 0:47:36- Crying?- Yeah.- Tears?
0:47:36 > 0:47:38- That's mad, I've just won a car. - You've just won a car!
0:47:38 > 0:47:41- And it was miles.- It was a long way. - It was miles.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44- And not only have you won a car... - I've got go-go-gadget arms.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47..you've won a trip to Barcelona.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49Your lass is going to be so happy about that.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51- A scooter for little Ronnie. - Ron's going to be over the moon.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53- And your dad!- He'll be over the moon, too.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55That's incredible. Thank you, guys, very much.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Lewys, thank you. You've been incredible today.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- Have you had a good time? - I have had the best time ever.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Thank you very much. What an experience.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05You've been spectacular. Spectacular! Wow!
0:48:05 > 0:48:08That is it. We'll be back next time when more hardy souls
0:48:08 > 0:48:11will put themselves through their paces.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Hopping, skipping and jumping for the prizes.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17But until then, stay in touch. Say goodbye, Sue.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Goodbye, Sue. Oh, sorry. I see what you mean.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Been a long week. Goodbye!
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Can you let me out of this car now?