Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09But doing that takes a whole load of this...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16A ridiculous amount of this...

0:00:20 > 0:00:23And absolutely masses of this.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BOTH: This is Can't Touch This!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello, and welcome to a brand-new physical game show,

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Can't Touch This. I'm Zoe Ball.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And I'm Ashley Banjo.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Tonight, contestants from all walks of life will be

0:00:58 > 0:01:02taking on our mega course to try and win some fantastic prizes.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Yes! Young, old, short, tall, hairy and bald, we've got the lot.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08And they all want to touch and win our prizes.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11But only one of them will battle through to the final round

0:01:11 > 0:01:14and get that chance, along with the opportunity to go home

0:01:14 > 0:01:16with a brand-new car.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18That's right, brand-new and untouched by human hands.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21So, let's meet this merry band of men and women

0:01:21 > 0:01:24as they prepare to set off on their epic journey.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27And to make the introductions, our co-host and commentator,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29and my street-dancing soul mate, Sue Perkins.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Thanks, Ash, see you for a body-pop later.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Let's meet our contestants.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37They're brave, they're bold, they're wishing this was a pop quiz.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Within their ranks...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41a man with his hand stuck to his ear, from Belfast...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43a pesky pest controller...

0:01:43 > 0:01:46a dosey-doe dancer from Selby...

0:01:46 > 0:01:50and an ex-boy band member from London with very itchy hands.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54They're all hoping they can touch this - not him - tonight!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And it all starts here.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Our catapult sends our contestants on a short

0:01:59 > 0:02:02but exhilarating flight into a foam pit.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Then it's on to the Travelator.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06High above is the first touchpoint.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Touch it and bank a set of four mountain bikes.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11There was an offer on, all right?!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Also on the Travelator, the second touchpoint, which banks a computer.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know, those things from the future.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Pretty soon everyone's going to have one!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22But one misstep on the Travelator and you'll be in the drink.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Then it's a short trip to Stack 'Em High.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Build a tower to reach touchpoint number three

0:02:27 > 0:02:29and bank a very smart smartphone.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Then take the mighty pole across the water to the beam.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Dodge the swinging punch bags to reach the fourth touchpoint,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37and bank a trip to Rome!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, Tower Bridge!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Next, it's down the slide to the two swinging touch points,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44which bank a drone and a games console.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Techie treats for your inner geek.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51The last touchpoint stops the clock and banks a running machine!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Great, you can put it next to the exercise bike you don't use.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56For each touchpoint they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59And whoever gets through to the end of the show gets a chance

0:02:59 > 0:03:01to win what they've banked.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Don't blame me. I'm just a disembodied voice.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07So that's the size of the challenge facing our contestants in round one.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10They're chomping at the bit to get out there and give it their all.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Let's see who's first in the queue.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Meet Kevin - he's a student from Northern Ireland

0:03:20 > 0:03:22and apparently a budding secret agent...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25although I don't think you're supposed to tell people that.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Kevin, I hear you'd love to be a secret agent.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Do I spy a winner?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Well, actually I've got a licence to kill this course.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32So, let's have it.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Ah, love it. Right, good luck. Off to the catapult.- Yeah!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Bond films are about their big openings.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Here's ours...chuck him through air!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42STARTING HORN

0:03:45 > 0:03:48ZOE AND ASH LAUGH

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh. We need to talk about Kevin.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's out of the foam and off to the Travelator.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Is he speaking in some kind of secret code?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02OK, the first touchpoint banks the bikes,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04the second touchpoint banks the computer.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Let's see what he's got.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08A very sore chin.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Ooooh!- Oh, look, that last grasp!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12But he banks the mountain bikes.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Let's hope that doesn't leave him shaken or stirred.- Yes!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- He banks the computer. And now the leap...- Oh, oh, oh!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- ..into a wall.- Ow!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Go on, Kevin, hang on in there! Get your leg up, leg up.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Yeah! He's done it!- Wahoo!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Kevin.- I'm soaking!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36He spies Stack 'Em High...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Am I done yet?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Can our man from MI5 use those blocks to get MI high

0:04:40 > 0:04:42and bank that smartphone?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Kevin!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50And now, Mr Bond, I expect you to climb.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53It's the wall of dooooom.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Where's the car? Give me the car.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57You are going to have to work for it, Kevin.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59It's a game show.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03And now the pole.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Can he crack it?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Legs and arms. Grip it!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14HEARTBEAT

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Ahhhh!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Nope, but he cracked something else.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Soft tissue injury.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's cold!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37This course should be a prerequisite for any secret agent.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41The beam and that fourth touchpoint banks a trip to Rome.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Come at me!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- What a hard man. - Look at him! He's like,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

0:05:46 > 0:05:48He's taunting the punchbag.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Noooooo!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Too cocky there, Kevin!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Hmm, more intelligence needed, methinks.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02He's gone undercover now.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Now, the final part of his operation - the Slide.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09He should be able to spy the end by now...

0:06:09 > 0:06:13but can he bank the drone and the games console?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yes! He banks the drone.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17He stops the mission and banks the running machine.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19That's mission over for our budding secret agent.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22He picked up two 30-second time penalties, giving him

0:06:22 > 0:06:25a time of four minutes and three seconds.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27He may be wet, but his Martini's dry.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Yes, Kevin!- Hug?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Um, maybe not. High-five?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34High-five? Yeah, that's why.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35He's got the best answers.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Next up, '80s boy band member, Paul, from London.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Paul's come on our show to revive his musical career.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, Paul, I hear you're a bit of a songwriter

0:06:44 > 0:06:45and you've written a song for us?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's funny you should say that. Yes, I have. We're going to do

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- the shortened version, though. You ready?- OK. Give it to me.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53# It's so hard, can't touch this

0:06:53 > 0:06:54# Big prizes you could win

0:06:54 > 0:06:57# It's so hard, can't touch this So let the games begin. #

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Whoooo!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'll tell you something else that's hard - that landing!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05# It's so hard, can't touch this Let the games begin. #

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Pop sensation Paul's reached the Travelator,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11which is going in one direction...

0:07:11 > 0:07:12his face!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Boom!- Whooooo! Go on, Paul.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18He's got the mountain bikes.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20He's stopped himself from going in the water as well.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Go on, Paul! Go on, Paul!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Come on!

0:07:28 > 0:07:33And after that intimate workout, he's banked the computer.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Absolutely nails the Travelator. - Oh!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Two prizes, though. Two prizes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Stack 'Em High now.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Nailed it, smartphone in the bank.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Time for that song again.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53# So hard! Can't touch this... #

0:07:53 > 0:07:56It may be easier if you weren't singing, Paul...for all of us.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00# I'm going to raise the bar So hot, can't touch this

0:08:00 > 0:08:02# And win a brand-new car! #

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- He's writing the lyrics as he goes. - He's writing as he goes.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, no! Mum, where are ya?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Does anybody have his mum's phone number? This is an emergency.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14This is Terri from Swansea.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15She's not Paul's mum.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18And this is Jay. He's not Paul's mum either.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21But they are the most competitive fitness fanatics we're ever met.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Just listen to them.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I'm really up for it. Do some exercises as well.- Oh, yeah, nice.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Really looking forward it. Hopefully go as fast as I can.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'm going to smash this course.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I wish you the best of luck, Terri. The catapult is waiting.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Terri's at the Travelator.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Now, she should be good at this,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40there are tons of Travelators in Swansea.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oohh! She banks the mountain bikes.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Nice recovery, nice recovery.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48She stayed out of the water, well done, Terri!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50This is good work. Go on, Terri.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I was wrong.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I think she's having a little lie down now.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Jay's turn on the Travelator now.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01He's eying up that touchpoint like he's never seen one before.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Yay!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08He's down. He's sodden.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10He's got cracking thighs.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Look at him. All the rules are out the window with Jay.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well, at least he's hydrated.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Go on, Jay, go on, Jay!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Yes!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Computer in the bank.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Fitness fanatic Terri banked the smartphone and now it's the pole.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28What's the best way to do it, what's the best way to do it?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30The best way to do it... is to slide down it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32That the best way to do it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- LOUD SQUELCHING - And that's the sound of friction.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Jay's at Stack 'Em High.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, look, he doesn't even have to jump it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Oh, easy!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44So far, three out of three.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Time for a musical interlude.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Paul's still at the wall.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Can he reach another level and take on that pole?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52One, two, three.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Well, he can count, so he's not concussed...yet.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Easy does it there, love.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Back to the beam and it's Terri versus the punchbags.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Look to the left, look to the left.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06She forgot to look left.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Ow! Ouch!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Jay's made it to the pole. Can he thwack it?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oh, it's a double thwack.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23No - it thwacked him.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27The slide now for Terri.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30She banked both prizes, nicely done,

0:10:30 > 0:10:35and stops the clock with a time of 5 minutes and 31 seconds.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Jay, I have faith in you...

0:10:38 > 0:10:40that's misplaced.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Come on!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Jay triumphantly at the slide.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Can he match Terri?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55He's gone for jazz hands. They've not worked for him.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Jay picks up three 30-second time penalties,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00giving him a time of 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Think you've done enough to get through?- Ah, I hope so.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07It's hard to judge a time, but I did get knocked out quite a lot.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Meanwhile, Paul is serenading the pole.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Give it a bearhug.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Three, two, one.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20On the plus side, his falsetto is now going to be awesome.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Looking good, Paul.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27He's looking good, though, he's banked all the prizes.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Can he bank the trip to Rome?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32# So hot, can't touch this, big prizes you can win

0:11:32 > 0:11:35# So hot, can't touch this, let the games begin! #

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Pop sensation Paul is making a comeback.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42The fourth touchpoint is just underneath the beam.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Touch it and he banks a trip to Rome.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46That's not flat enough.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Go low. Yes! Got the trip to Rome in the bank.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's all about timing.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Wham! Take that!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Seriously, does anyone know the name of his next of kin?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02His mum's not answering.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Next up is Miss Crosswaithe, an English Teacher from Lisburn,

0:12:11 > 0:12:14who's worried about embarrassing herself in front of her pupils.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15I don't know why.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17What could be embarrassing about being catapulted

0:12:17 > 0:12:19into a foam pit on BBC One?

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Launch her!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23SHE SCREECHES

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Good screaming.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Will she bank the mountain bikes?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Yes, miss!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Oh. Straight in.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Nearly kept her balance. - Come on, get going.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Miss Crosswaithe performs the Bolero on the Travelator.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Not sure that's in the current curriculum.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Lovely finish. Misses out on the computer.

0:12:50 > 0:12:5230-second time penalty and another quick dip.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53See me after.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59Smartphone banked! That's an A+ in cheese-climbing, Madame.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh! Good.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09She keeps it, she holds it.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11You thought I was gone there.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Yeah, we did.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Doing good, Amanda. Let's go. Keep it going.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Don't think about it. Just go for it, Amanda, go for it.- Come on.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Hug it!- Oh, look!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- I thought she was going to do it. - She was trying to get her legs on.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- That was really well done. - That was...freezing!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Let it out, keep screaming.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33THEY SCREAM TOGETHER

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Is that good fun? Ah! I want to do it.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Miss Crosswaithe banks the school trip to Rome

0:13:39 > 0:13:41and it's almost home time...

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Yes, she banks the games console!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44And she stops the clock

0:13:44 > 0:13:46and banks the running machine with a time of

0:13:46 > 0:13:504 minutes and 15 seconds. And all without embarrassing herself...

0:13:50 > 0:13:51CLEARS HER THROAT

0:13:53 > 0:13:55# You're an embarrassment. #

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Seriously good vocalizing during that - did that help?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- A good yelp and a squeal? - I think so, in between the times

0:14:03 > 0:14:07- I could breathe.- There isn't a lot of time for breathing, is there?- No!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09And pretty fast time, fingers crossed.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Fingers crossed, fingers crossed. - OK, well done.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Back to Paul on the slide, which is big fun.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18The drone and the games console up for grabs here...

0:14:18 > 0:14:20and he banks both.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24And breaks our camera.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I hope we kept the receipt for that.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Pop sensation Paul stops the clock and banks the running machine

0:14:29 > 0:14:31with a time of 9 minutes and 23 seconds

0:14:31 > 0:14:33including penalties. Time for another song.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37# With Ashley and Zoe, we're going to have a ball... #

0:14:37 > 0:14:39That's good - is there more?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Yeah, there is.- All right, OK.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44# Parachuted into foam and climbing a ten-foot wall. #

0:14:44 > 0:14:48- Whoooo!- Whooo! Oh, sorry. - I love this man.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Meet Ben, an animal-loving pest controller from West Sussex.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57And he's off...

0:14:57 > 0:14:58and he's in!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- There goes Ben. - Bounces the wrong way.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, he's gone seriously far!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Ben the Verminator making quick time here.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Boom! There's the bikes in the bank.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Get up quick. Yes, he's stopped.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11He's stopped himself.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Drat.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Come on!

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Yes! Wahoo!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Ben flies to the touchpoint!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Ah, like a ferret in a drainpipe.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, it's cold!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Onto Stack 'Em High now.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38We're using a touchpoint for bait here.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Oh! He bags a smartphone. - Bags a smartphone.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45That block of cheese looks like the mouse's revenge to me.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Is he the man for the pole?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Is he the man for the pole?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I knew the answer to that.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Ah, but a lovely lick on that pole.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07It's lovely when people leave the place nice and tidy.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11But that was quite gracefully done.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15The punchbags can be real critters, but I'm sure Ben can handle them.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Can he bank this trip to Rome?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Or will he take a trip to the foam?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23He's been working on that for weeks.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Darcy Bussell!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, he saved himself nicely there, Ben.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Love that.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Oh, he saved it!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Cling on, cling on!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41That's just one last one,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43come on, Ben!

0:16:43 > 0:16:47And finally the slide - can he bank every prize?

0:16:52 > 0:16:57And he terminates the clock with a time of 3 minutes and 13.5 seconds.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59He really gave that the right treatment.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- No time penalties and you got everything.- That's what it's about.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Happy about that? - Very happy about that!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Your reverse technique on the beam to dodge those punchbags,

0:17:09 > 0:17:10you weren't even looking.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13You just stepped backwards and you kept perfect balance.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Total fluke.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Course exterminated.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Let's go see the leaderboard.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Ben the Verminator has gone straight to number one with a time of

0:17:22 > 0:17:243 minutes and 13 seconds,

0:17:24 > 0:17:28while our pop sensation is almost off the charts at 6th place

0:17:28 > 0:17:31with a time of 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Still to come on Can't Touch This -

0:17:33 > 0:17:34a tortoise,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36a hare

0:17:36 > 0:17:37and a warrior princess.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for that car?

0:17:48 > 0:17:53Meet Alan Spinks from Edinburgh. He's fluent in Japanese, you know.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Now, Alan, you have a degree in Japanese, and lived there

0:17:56 > 0:17:59for a year, so how are you going to ensure we aren't saying sayonara

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- to you at the end of round one? - I'm going to fight till the end

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- on this one, Ashley. - Oh, fighting talk from Alan.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- The catapult awaits, good luck. - Cheers, mate.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Take off time for Alan. Start the clock.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Hang on, where's he gone?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Alan?- Alan, Alan?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Alan?- Alan?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23A pop of illuminous green from Alan.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26At the Travelator now. Oh! Oh!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29What is the Japanese for "Oh"?

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Bit of a thwack.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Headfirst into the drink! - Headfirst.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's out quickly and back up to try for that computer.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Oh, slippery feet.- Go easy, go easy!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Oh, back first!- Oh, his coccyx!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Move on, Alan, move on.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Go to Stack 'Em High.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Come on, Alan. I mean, you must have done this before.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01ALAN GROWLS

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Alan!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Look at that!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05He's breaking out of his green shirt!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah, about to burst out of those shorts and shirt.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Come on. Grrrr. Come on, Alan.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Smartphone in the bank!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Good work, Spinks.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17At the pole now.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Can he grip the pole vault?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21# I've got to be a macho man...

0:19:24 > 0:19:26# I know that there is pain... #

0:19:28 > 0:19:31He jumps, he sinks. His name is Spinks.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Nice rhyme, methinks.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Someday, somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye. #

0:19:37 > 0:19:42No trip to Rome for Alan, but he's at the slide looking very focused.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Either that, or his shorts are too tight.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Will he bank the drone and the games console?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51And he banks the drone!

0:19:51 > 0:19:54# Yeah, hold on! #

0:19:54 > 0:19:56And he stops the clock and banks the running machine.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59A good run for Alan. He banked four prizes

0:19:59 > 0:20:01and picked up three 30-second time penalties,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04giving him a total time of 7 minutes 28 seconds.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Next up is Emma.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10She's a bit of a warrior princess - from Hertfordshire.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- I've decided I'm going to be Emma one, focused, know what I'm doing. - Oh, yeah?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- And Emma two, warrior! - Warrior!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Emma the Warrior Princess on the travelator...

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Oh, not a lot of warrior in action there.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Oh!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27MUSIC: Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, she stops herself going full-on in.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32She gets one wet foot.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Oh!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39More worrier than warrior there.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, still not a full dunking.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43ECHOING: Warrior!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45No prizes banked yet...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Everyone lean, everyone lean, everyone lean.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51ZOE CHUCKLES

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh, she gives up on the smartphone.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Forget the smartphone. Forget the mountain bikes.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59She's just desperate to get to the pole vault.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Like a true warrior... Emma just gave up.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07This will test Emma's warrior status.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Oh...- Oh...

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Classic slide and then double face-plant.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13One, and in for the two.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16You OK, Emma?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18You all right?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21She's just trying to get to that ladder.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh, she slips back in!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Like all great warriors,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29her crusade is to traverse a luminous yellow beam.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Yes, come on, Emma! - Can she bank the trip to Rome?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Basilicas! No.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38MUSIC: Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Ah!

0:21:39 > 0:21:43- Holding her breath there on her way into the foam.- I know, just in case she...

0:21:43 > 0:21:46No trip to the Colosseum for our princess, then.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Emma's on the slide... oh, but she's missed both of them!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Emma stops the clock at a total time of...

0:21:55 > 0:21:57in true warrior-style -

0:21:57 > 0:21:59by head-butting the touchpoint.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01EMMA PANTS

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Over you come! - That was ridiculous.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Ridiculous, I have heard it described as that before.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Was it difficult?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Yeah. That's the nicest I can say without swearing.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13ASHLEY CHUCKLES, EMMA PANTS

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Ben the Verminator is still in the top spot.

0:22:15 > 0:22:1700 Kevin is in second place,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19closely followed by Miss Crosthwaite

0:22:19 > 0:22:21and fitness fanatics Terri and Jay,

0:22:21 > 0:22:25which leaves Alan on the verge of saying sayonara.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Meet handsome and recently-single rom-com-loving Keith, from Belfast.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31A hunk of a man who is searching for love...

0:22:31 > 0:22:33He's got a date with a travelator now.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Oh! I've had dates like that. Bruising.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37- Wow, he's up. - Go on, Keith.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Soul-destroying.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Boom! That's the computer banked.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Can he make the leap?

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, so nearly, so nearly there.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Look at that.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56He's so...

0:22:56 > 0:22:59But this is the bit where people always get stuck.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Not Keith.- Not Keith! - Ah, I think I'm in love.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh, my gosh.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07MUSIC: Je T'aime Moi Non Plus by Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg

0:23:07 > 0:23:10But will you still love him after the pole?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- The pole vault, can he do it? - Come on, Keith!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Oh!- Oh! - A big splash there!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Keith, if you could leave some of the water for the others,

0:23:19 > 0:23:20that would be nice.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25The muscles in his back!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Sorry, sorry!

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Come on, Keith! What you got?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Handsome Keith's been blown out by a bag.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oh, no! Keith! No!

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Time for the slide and those two touchpoints.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh, and he's missed them both!

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Handsome Keith stops the clock with a time of...

0:23:51 > 0:23:54..including penalties. Ripped!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's tough, isn't it? It is seriously tough.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59It's tough. It was a lot harder than I was expecting, yeah.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Do you think you've done enough to make it through?- I hope so. - You hope so.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06This is Laura. She's lovely. She's the Tortoise.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Why do we call you the Tortoise, Laura?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Erm...little legs!

0:24:10 > 0:24:13This is Serious Steve. We're calling him the Hair.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16You see where we're going with this, right?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19The tortoise and the...hair? Oh, come on.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21KLAXON BLARES

0:24:21 > 0:24:22PERSON SCREAMS

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I don't know which one of them that was.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Steve the Hair, I think.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32Serious Steve makes the travelator first. He jumps high like a hare.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Really overworking that.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Oh, keep going, keep going, yes. Yes.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Woohoo!

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Now our tortoise, lovely Laura, has reached the travelator.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48She may well now need to see the vet...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Sort of like a little ski there from Laura.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Stack 'Em High now.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- So slippery.- Take it easy, Steve. - Look at that block.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Go careful, Stevie.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Nice balance, Steve. He banks the smartphone.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Three prizes are banked.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Now, Laura. There you go. - Got it! Yayyy!

0:25:08 > 0:25:12They say slow and steady wins the race. Just not THIS race, Laura.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16No time for safety checks. Steve's already at the beam now.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Ohh. Looking carefully to his left.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21OK, so he's missed one.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23He's holding on. Go on!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oh. A hairy moment for Steve there.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28But he hangs on and banks the trip to Rome.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Steve on the slide. Can he bank the drone and games console?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yes! He is amazing.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36He banks the rowing machine

0:25:36 > 0:25:39and stops the clock in a time of...

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Seriously good.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43How was that?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45STEVE LAUGHS AND GROANS

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Yeah! - Like that, was it?

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Yeah, it was, yeah!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Now for Laura. She's on the beam at last.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58She got a little bum tap there.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Bum tap. Otherwise known as shattered coccyx.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Just in case she didn't slide off, boom! A little tap on the bum.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Lovely Laura stops the clock with a time of...

0:26:10 > 0:26:14..which means, sadly, she will not be playing for our top prize after all.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Now, Laura, I'm told you want to win a unicorn tonight?

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Absolutely, yes.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21VINYL SCRATCHES

0:26:21 > 0:26:22We don't have one of those.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28It's all change at the top as Serious Steve takes the top spot.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Ben the Verminator is only half a second slower than Steve.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Miss Crosthwaite drops to fifth, and fitness fanatic Terri is hanging

0:26:34 > 0:26:36on right at the bottom.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39MUSIC: Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Cowboy boots and stetsons at the ready.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Up next is toe-tapping, foot-stomping Stacey! Yee-haa!!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Smack. - STACEY SCREAMS

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Was that some kind of pike!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50She literally did a back-to-front somersault.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Watch out, Tom Daley! - Touched her toes and everything.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56MUSIC: Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain

0:26:56 > 0:26:58We had to stop her wearing cowboy boots for the show.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00I know, health and safety gone mad!

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- That's a big jump to make... - That's a big jump.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Ah, that's freezing!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14OK, so no prizes banked so far for toe-tapping Stacey.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17She does line dancing. Spends quite a lot of time in Nashville!

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I've never done line dancing.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's really good fun. It doesn't go like this.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Are you sure that's how it goes? - It goes like this!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26So pole dancing left for Stacey.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Take that pole vault by the hand.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Oh!- Oh...?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Standing to attention there.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Stacey, you look like you could do with some help.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40So methinks this would be a good time for...

0:27:40 > 0:27:43If you're like me and you find yourself on a game show trying

0:27:43 > 0:27:46to cross a ravine using only a giant padded pole,

0:27:46 > 0:27:48here's what to do -

0:27:48 > 0:27:50firstly, don't be scared, it can smell your fear!

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh, my God.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Oh man. This looks a bit high.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56Show it some love.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Not that much love.

0:27:58 > 0:27:59And hold on tight.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Maybe even take a run-up.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Ohhh!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08And here's what NOT to do -

0:28:08 > 0:28:11don't use another part of your body to soften

0:28:11 > 0:28:12the impact...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15especially not that part.

0:28:15 > 0:28:20MUSIC: Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Ohhh.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Don't lick the pole.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Don't spin round it, it's not a maypole.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33And don't take the impact on your face.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39To be honest, no-one's ever completed the pole,

0:28:39 > 0:28:41but Stacey's got an idea...

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Ohhh!

0:28:43 > 0:28:45No, I'm not that impressed.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47I didn't say it was a good idea.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51- Oh.- Wow!

0:28:54 > 0:28:56The beam - Stacy stomps her way up

0:28:56 > 0:28:58and performs the classic shoulder dip...

0:29:00 > 0:29:04- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Magic.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Followed by a corkscrew move into the foam,

0:29:06 > 0:29:09but she manages to bank the trip to Rome on the way down.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Well done, Stacey!

0:29:12 > 0:29:14- Come on, Stacey. - I'm trying!

0:29:14 > 0:29:16You come and do it, Banjo! You try it!

0:29:16 > 0:29:18- "I'm trying!" - All alone in the foam,

0:29:18 > 0:29:21I bet she wishes she could grab her partner by the hand.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24Stacey manages to finish the course with a time of...

0:29:26 > 0:29:30Meet Joey. A determined young man from Wigan.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Joey, you failed your driving test eight times, you have passed now.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35So are you going to put your foot down to get around the course?

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Or are you going to have to do an emergency stop?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Just like my driving test, I'm just going to carry on until I get it.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Brilliant, that's good. How long could it take you?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45- The catapult is ready. Good luck. - Thank you.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Mirror. Signal.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49Mangle!

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Superman entrance there! - He means business.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Just get him a little cape.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56SUPERMAN THEME

0:29:59 > 0:30:01He's actually gone a bit too Superman.

0:30:01 > 0:30:06He's gone right to the bottom. Joey! He's like a little meerkat!

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Joey le Taxi travelling by travelator...

0:30:08 > 0:30:11but will he dump it for the bikes?

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Yes! - Another point on your licence.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Well done, yes!

0:30:16 > 0:30:19You should be using hands-free with that smartphone, Joey.

0:30:19 > 0:30:20Yes!

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Sideways.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24And for the full beam.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Drive safely.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Ohhh!- Yes!

0:30:28 > 0:30:31MUSIC: Driving In My Car by Madness

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Oh, no!

0:30:38 > 0:30:39No way!

0:30:39 > 0:30:41No trip to Rome for Joey.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44It's a blessing, really, they drive on the wrong side there.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47No parking there, Joey, move along.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50And he banks the drone and games console.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Joey le Taxi stops the meter with

0:30:52 > 0:30:53a total time of...

0:30:53 > 0:30:55You banked everything, I believe.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Mountain bikes, computer, smartphone, drone, games console

0:30:58 > 0:31:01and a running machine, but you didn't bank the trip to Rome.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03- No.- The punchbags just got you.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06You know what, I've been to Rome, so not missing anything.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09- You've been to Rome? Doesn't need that. Well done.- Yeah, thank you very much.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Joey Le Taxi has driven into third position, which means that

0:31:12 > 0:31:15Miss Crosthwaite is the only woman in the top six.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18With one contestant left to run, will Miss Crosthwaite hold on to

0:31:18 > 0:31:22that last place or will she be going home with a note for her parents?

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Talking of going home,

0:31:24 > 0:31:26we have to say goodbye to Alan...

0:31:26 > 0:31:29to our fitness fanatics, Jay and Terri,

0:31:29 > 0:31:31not-quite pop sensation Paul...

0:31:31 > 0:31:34MUSIC: Time To Say Goodbye by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Do-si-didn't, Stacey.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38It's a ten from me.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39Warrior Emma...

0:31:42 > 0:31:44..and unicorn-loving, lovely Laura.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Goodbye, guys, we'll never forget you. Who?

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Meet Gareth, the last of tonight's contestants. Will he be quick

0:31:52 > 0:31:55enough to knock out our last remaining lady from the top six?

0:31:55 > 0:31:58- Gareth, now I'm told you're very competitive.- Yes.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01And you even play rock, paper, scissors to decide

0:32:01 > 0:32:04who is going to make the tea between you and your girlfriend?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Yep. - Now, I'm also very competitive,

0:32:06 > 0:32:09so I thought we should have a little game, see who wins.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10- Yeah, cool.- Right, lets do it.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12- Bam, bam, boom!- Oh!

0:32:12 > 0:32:14ASHLEY LAUGHS

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Well, Gareth, I wish you better luck on the course.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18- Thank you.- Have a good one. - Thank you. Cheers.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20MUSIC: One Vision by Queen

0:32:20 > 0:32:23He's at the travelator in some very short shorts.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Mountain bikes in the bank!

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Just saves himself.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Ah! No!

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Could we be heading for an all-boys final?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Or will those short shorts restrict his progress?

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Yes. - That's not all they're restricting.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48# One flesh, one bone, one true religion... #

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Ahh, I really want to give him a wedgie.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52VINYL SCRATCHES

0:32:54 > 0:32:57- Yeah, easy! - One smartphone in the bank!

0:32:57 > 0:33:00I do love his shorts.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03So do I. I think they may be... a size too small.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06He's very wobbly.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10I think those shorts are restricting the flow of blood to his head!

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- And he's up!- Oh!

0:33:12 > 0:33:14- He pulls it back. - I didn't like that.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Oh, you could park a bike in there. Now the pole...

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Is it going to be au revoir, Miss Crosthwaite?

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Oh, my...

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Gosh!

0:33:33 > 0:33:36- Oh, my... - You all right there, Gareth?

0:33:36 > 0:33:37- Yeah, not bad! - Looking good.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40I ain't feeling good!

0:33:40 > 0:33:42It's too tight to call at the moment,

0:33:42 > 0:33:44much like the shorts.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Come on, Gareth! Remember, left...

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Noooo!

0:33:48 > 0:33:50# One vision... #

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Did he just forget about the punchbags?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Could this be what saves Miss Crosthwaite

0:33:56 > 0:33:58and sends Gareth back to Somerset?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Gareth at the slide.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03He banks the drone!

0:34:03 > 0:34:06And he banks the running machine as he stops the clock.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Gareth picked up two 30-second time penalties, giving him

0:34:09 > 0:34:10a total time of...

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Sadly, that wasn't fast enough,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15which means Miss Crosthwaite gets

0:34:15 > 0:34:18to embarrass herself in front of her pupils in round two.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23- Well, well, well, what a round! - I know, what a round! After that...

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Them rope ladders proving really tricky for people.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28They are designed to help people from one stage to the other,

0:34:28 > 0:34:30they're not supposed to be the problem.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Something that is designed to be a bit tricky, though,

0:34:32 > 0:34:34was the punchbags, and they are working.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37They were knocking everybody off.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Oh, no. Nooo!

0:34:44 > 0:34:46So we've had a truckload of thrills and a shedload

0:34:46 > 0:34:49of spills, but there's only room for six contestants in round two.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51So let's see who's made it.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54In first position, Serious Steve...

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Second place, Ben the Verminator...

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Taking third spot is Joey le Taxi...

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Handsome Keith is in fourth position...

0:35:10 > 0:35:1200 Kevin finishes in fifth place...

0:35:14 > 0:35:18And holding on to sixth spot is Miss Crosthwaite...

0:35:25 > 0:35:28Lying in wait for our contestants is an awesome task, which is

0:35:28 > 0:35:30split into three battles.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33And they have to get through them all to survive.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38Like everything good in life, it all begins with some spinning platforms.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43From the platforms, contestants move on to clamber-crossing.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46They clamber over the crossing to a set of touchpoints which

0:35:46 > 0:35:47bank a smoothie-maker,

0:35:47 > 0:35:49but there are only five touchpoints,

0:35:49 > 0:35:52so one contestant will miss out and leave the game.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56After a very quick sit down they're off again, through the water

0:35:56 > 0:35:59and up the uneven stairs to the rings, as they attempt to

0:35:59 > 0:36:02make their way to the four touchpoints to bank a dishwasher.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Five into four doesn't go, so another contestant will be

0:36:05 > 0:36:08eliminated before they set off again, to the dropping ropes.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Here's the thing - not all the ropes are connected, so they'll

0:36:11 > 0:36:14have to choose wisely if they don't want to end up soaked and prize-less.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium

0:36:17 > 0:36:19and bank...

0:36:19 > 0:36:22But there are only three touchpoints, which means

0:36:22 > 0:36:25another contestant will be eliminated, leaving our final three.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30Well, they should be suitably dizzy right now. Shall we put them out of their misery?

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Ashley, set them on their way.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Your wish is my command. Cue the klaxon!

0:36:33 > 0:36:36KLAXON BLARES

0:36:37 > 0:36:41They're off. And a flying start for Joey.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Handsome Keith coming out of nowhere.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46And the Verminator right at the back there.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Joey first to the touchpoint. Followed by Handsome Keith.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Miss Crosthwaite launches herself at the first touchpoint.

0:36:52 > 0:36:53And it's Serious Steve

0:36:53 > 0:36:55and the Verminator into the final two places.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Let's see that again...

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Joey le Taxi and Serious Steve

0:36:59 > 0:37:02getting very cosy there - bit of a bromance.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Miss Crosthwaite just knocked over by the lads at the last moment -

0:37:05 > 0:37:07not very gentlemanly.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11So, Mission Impossible for 00 Kevin.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Farewell!!

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Time to get that game face on, Joey. Blue steel.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17KLAXON BLARES

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Hit the chairs...

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Joey and the Verminator first up the uneven steps.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Keith is gone! Keith is down, he's gone through the rings.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Not the face, Keith!

0:37:32 > 0:37:34MUSIC: Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash

0:37:34 > 0:37:37# I fell into a ring of fire... #

0:37:37 > 0:37:38- Ooh!- Ben!

0:37:38 > 0:37:43There they are, just sliding across like...slugs...slugs in headgear.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46You know, those slugs.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Ben is already in.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Ah, Lord Of The Rings there for Ben. Banks the dishwasher.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53And Serious Steve...

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Come on, Steve.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57..is next up.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Miss Crosthwaite is through,

0:37:59 > 0:38:01educational standards have NOT slipped.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Now, Handsome Keith can make it, if he runs!

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Runs, dives, falls.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Joey le Taxi bags the last spot.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Uh, unlucky, Handsome Keith.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18At least you're still handsome.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19Or...at least...

0:38:19 > 0:38:21you will be, after you pop your nose back in.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Six have become four and soon will become three.

0:38:28 > 0:38:29Tip the chairs!

0:38:29 > 0:38:32It looks like Serious Steve seriously wants to

0:38:32 > 0:38:33get back to those chairs.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Ben the Verminator, Joey le Taxi

0:38:38 > 0:38:42and Serious Steve all keen to get in the bath there.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Miss Crosthwaite... Oh, that's going to go down well in assembly.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49MUSIC: You Keep Me Hangin' On by The Supremes

0:38:49 > 0:38:53# But you keep me hangin' on #

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Oh, is this the end for Ben?

0:38:57 > 0:38:59What's going on?

0:38:59 > 0:39:02It's like a swimming gala down there.

0:39:02 > 0:39:03Amanda! Look at this!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Serious Steve's over, followed by Miss Crosthwaite.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Only one place left.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13And it's Ben the Verminator, I think!

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Yes! He's through and banks the prize.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Nice work, Ben.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18# Set me free, yeah... #

0:39:18 > 0:39:19Someone call a cab for poor Joey.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21TAXI IDLES

0:39:21 > 0:39:23So, sadly, we have to say goodbye to Joey,

0:39:23 > 0:39:25there's a taxi waiting for you out front.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28I've had a really good night, I've met some really good people.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Well done, Joey. - It's a shame I didn't get the prize,

0:39:31 > 0:39:33but I've enjoyed every minute of it.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36Keith - let's hope you find love soon, you handsome beast -

0:39:36 > 0:39:38maybe try Eggheads.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41I'd have liked to have won, obviously - I was in it to win it - but wasn't to be.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44And no disrespect to the other two, but I suppose it would be nice

0:39:44 > 0:39:46to see Amanda win, but the other two guys have every chance.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49So I would split my money evenly between the three.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51And 00 Kevin, sadly it was Dr No!

0:39:51 > 0:39:53You don't get to do this sort of stuff every day,

0:39:53 > 0:39:54and I was quite determined to win.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57A car's a car, but at the same time having fun is more important,

0:39:57 > 0:40:00and I can't say I haven't enjoyed myself tonight.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Come at me!

0:40:03 > 0:40:05No! No!

0:40:09 > 0:40:10They all want to win,

0:40:10 > 0:40:13but there's only room for one of them on top of that mountain.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16The very best of British to you all, it's time to climb.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23You know what they say about Spin Mountain...

0:40:23 > 0:40:26It looks nothing like a mountain... but it does spin.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Can't have it all.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Spin Mountain is where three become one,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33because, as we all know, there can be only one.

0:40:33 > 0:40:34Each contestant has to find

0:40:34 > 0:40:37and collect three uniquely-coloured discs

0:40:37 > 0:40:38and return them to their podiums in order,

0:40:38 > 0:40:40from these three rotating rings.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain - which does spin -

0:40:43 > 0:40:46to touch the touchpoint, bank a tablet

0:40:46 > 0:40:48and go on to leap for that car!

0:40:48 > 0:40:50But watch out - some of those handholds are on bungee cords

0:40:50 > 0:40:53for maximum LOLs... I'm so down with the kids.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56KLAXON BLARES

0:40:56 > 0:40:58And they're off...

0:40:59 > 0:41:01And they're all off their feet.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Ben falls in reach of his first disc but gets up

0:41:04 > 0:41:06and straight back on the podium.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10To look at them, you'd think Serious Steve

0:41:10 > 0:41:13and Miss Crosthwaite had never done this before.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Serious Steve taking a little wander -

0:41:17 > 0:41:20he'll be coming round the mountain when he comes.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Miss Crosthwaite finally gets her first disc - have a gold star!

0:41:26 > 0:41:30Oh, nearly a slipped disc there, but well done, finally, Steve.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33One-horse race at the moment.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Ben is off up the mountain!

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Miss Crosthwaite's on her second disc now - she gets an A for effort!

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Watch out! It's a booby trap!

0:41:47 > 0:41:51Miss Crosthwaite has her third and final disc but...

0:41:51 > 0:41:52it's a little too late!

0:41:55 > 0:41:58And we have a winner... Well done, Ben!

0:41:59 > 0:42:00How was that?

0:42:00 > 0:42:02- Well done, champ! - Oh, I'm chuffed.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05I'm not surprised! Well done, you're the last man standing.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Yes. One of the handles came off in my hand!

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Yeah, you're going to have to pay for that, I'm afraid.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Ben, you da bomb!

0:42:11 > 0:42:16- Shocked!- He just came out of nowhere.- Absolutely.- Like a flash.

0:42:16 > 0:42:17Ben was so fast,

0:42:17 > 0:42:20and he's going to do really good now, hopefully in the next obstacle.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Yeah, he'll smash the rest of it.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24He was talking to his two kids earlier on the phone,

0:42:24 > 0:42:27and they were really happy their dad had got so far.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Yeah, really excited, so, yeah, that's good.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Hopefully he brings home some prizes for them and that would be cool.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40So Ben has banked all 11 prizes tonight.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42- The mountain bikes.- The computer.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- A smartphone.- A tablet.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- A drone.- Games console. - Running machine.- A smoothie-maker.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50- A dishwasher.- American fridge-freezer.- And a trip to Rome.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53That is a lot of prizes and they're there to be won.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55All 11 prizes Ben banked earlier are hanging above this

0:42:55 > 0:42:57treacherous travelator.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Ben has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as possible

0:43:00 > 0:43:04and, of course, everything he touches he wins.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06So that's how you do it. Confident, Ben?

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Yes, very confident. I came here to win,

0:43:08 > 0:43:11and I'm going to try and take as many of those prizes home with me as I can.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Good luck, Ben. It's time to get travelating.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- Take your position.- OK, thank you. - Good luck!- There they are.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19All those hard-earned prizes. All within reach.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Just about...

0:43:23 > 0:43:26It won't be easy, but that's why we call this show

0:43:26 > 0:43:28Can't Touch This, not No Need To Touch Them,

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Here - Just Have 'Em On Us. Cue the klaxon!

0:43:31 > 0:43:33KLAXON

0:43:33 > 0:43:34Let's go!

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Oh! - Oh, he missed the trip to Rome,

0:43:38 > 0:43:40which is the one he desperately wanted.

0:43:40 > 0:43:41Yes. One.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44- He's got the tablet.- Two. - That's the American fridge-freezer!

0:43:44 > 0:43:47Jumps for the bike... Oh, misses it!

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Get the running machine? Yes!

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Wins the running machine!

0:44:02 > 0:44:05We're halfway. Come on. Oh!

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Come on, Ben - you need that trip to Rome.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Keep running, keep running!

0:44:11 > 0:44:14- Yes! - Oh! His wife will be pleased.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16She's desperate to get him out the house.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Yes, dishwasher. 15 seconds.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21That's the dishwasher. No more dishpan hands for him.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Three, two, one...

0:44:28 > 0:44:31His legs have given in. And that is it. Time up.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Oh, take a bow, Ben, you were great!

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Ben, congratulations. Such skills.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37How was that for you?

0:44:37 > 0:44:39That was the longest, hardest minute of my life!

0:44:39 > 0:44:42I think your wife, Hannah, and your kids, Hattie

0:44:42 > 0:44:44and Jack, are going to be so chuffed!

0:44:44 > 0:44:45Yes. I'm sure they will be.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48American fridge-freezer, tablet, running machine, dishwasher

0:44:48 > 0:44:51- and the trip to Rome. - Fantastic, thank you so much!

0:44:51 > 0:44:53- Happy with that? - Over the moon.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55- Your work here is not finished. - Of course it's not.

0:44:55 > 0:44:59Do you fancy having a go at just winning one more prize, Ben?

0:44:59 > 0:45:02- Just one little prize! - Absolutely. Let's do it!

0:45:02 > 0:45:05So there she is. Hanging serenely above us.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07What are your thoughts, Ben? Share with me.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11- I'm going to fly like a bird! - I hope so.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Well, Ben, you will get a whole new perspective on it from up there,

0:45:14 > 0:45:17- so let's go and have a look. Come on.- Let's do it.- Good luck.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20If Ben can leap across this void and touch the car, he will be

0:45:20 > 0:45:22driving it home.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Saves me taking it back to the car hire company.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27So, Ben, now we're up here,

0:45:27 > 0:45:30has it put a whole new perspective on the challenge?

0:45:30 > 0:45:32That car certainly seems a lot further away,

0:45:32 > 0:45:34- and we're a lot higher up. - That's putting it mildly.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37But I believe. I'm going to do it. I'm going to touch that car.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39That's the best strategy ever - believe and you will do it.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41- Hope so.- Best of luck. - Cheers.

0:45:43 > 0:45:47So it started with a catapult, now it's all come down to this.

0:45:47 > 0:45:52One contestant, one car, one giant leap.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Ben, best of luck.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56In your own time, jump for the car.

0:46:04 > 0:46:07One jump. One chance.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09One car.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21HEARTBEAT

0:46:34 > 0:46:36Come on, Ben.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54CHEERING

0:46:54 > 0:46:57He did it! Ben certainly CAN touch this.

0:46:57 > 0:47:01Cue the dancing girls, soppy music and overused, slow-motion replays.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04Oh, dear. Pass the tissues...

0:47:04 > 0:47:07I've actually spilt yogurt down my smock.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09MUSIC: I'm Like A Bird by Nelly Furtado

0:47:09 > 0:47:11# I don't know where my soul is

0:47:11 > 0:47:13# I don't know where my home is... #

0:47:14 > 0:47:16CHEERING

0:47:16 > 0:47:22Do your victory run, one more time up the travelator. Well done!

0:47:23 > 0:47:28Ben, congratulations, you did it, you did it! How does it feel?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Oh, that was... I didn't think I was going to make that.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33How were you feeling beforehand? Did you think you could do that?

0:47:33 > 0:47:37I kept trying to work my steps out, but it wouldn't add up, but then when I ran...

0:47:37 > 0:47:41- It just happened.- That hand is lucky.- You flew!- I flew like a bird. - You said you would fly like a bird.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44- You really did reach out for it. - I don't know where I touched it.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47- It was right on the bottom.- Yeah. But that doesn't matter, you touched it.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49- The car is yours.- You did. The car is yours.

0:47:49 > 0:47:53And what do you think the kids and Hannah are going to think about your performance tonight?

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Over the moon. I hope they're over the moon with this.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59I certainly am. I'm going to be smiling for months.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Our champion today - Ben, and it's not just the car,

0:48:01 > 0:48:05you got all those other prizes and the trip to Rome that you wanted. Feeling good about that?

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Thank you so much. It's been an absolutely fantastic experience. I've loved every minute of it.

0:48:09 > 0:48:13- You've been a glorious contestant. We've loved having you. - You've been a star.

0:48:13 > 0:48:14That is it for tonight. He's very happy.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16See you again next time,

0:48:16 > 0:48:19when another bunch of courageous contestants will be going

0:48:19 > 0:48:22for a spin and much more, around our colossal Can't Touch This course.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25Till then, stay in touch. Say goodbye, Sue.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27See ya later, hot-stuff.

0:48:27 > 0:48:28Bye, guys.