Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10But doing that takes a whole load of this...

0:00:10 > 0:00:11HE SCREAMS IN SLOW-MO

0:00:14 > 0:00:16A ridiculous amount of this...

0:00:21 > 0:00:23And absolutely masses of this...

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- BOTH:- This is Can't Touch This!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hello, I'm Zoe Ball.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56And I'm Ashley Banjo and welcome to a brand-new physical game show -

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Can't Touch This.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00We have heaps of prizes just waiting to be won

0:01:00 > 0:01:01by anyone who can touch them.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03It really is as simple as that.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Simple!- All the contestants have to do is run up beams.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Be fired from a catapult.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Run along Travelators.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Get dunked into water.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13OK, maybe it's not quite that straightforward, but we do

0:01:13 > 0:01:16have an eager crew of contestants raring to have a go anyway.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19And to tell us who they are and keep tabs on how they do,

0:01:19 > 0:01:23we have the dulcet tones of Sue Perkins, how are you, Sue?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Well, I've got this rash, but now's not the time.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Let's meet our contestants.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29They're brave, they're bold, they're on day release.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31MUSIC: Indiana Jones Theme by John Williams

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Tonight, these troops will attempt to make their families,

0:01:34 > 0:01:35if not their countries, proud.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Within their ranks, a Brucie impersonator from Comber,

0:01:39 > 0:01:43a karate instructor from London who likes to play imaginary darts,

0:01:43 > 0:01:47and a baker from Armagh with a terrible sense of direction.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52But which one of them will be jumping for that brand-new car?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56And it all starts here.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Our catapult sends our contestants on a short

0:01:59 > 0:02:01but exhilarating flight into a foam pit.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Then, it's on to the Travelator,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04high above is the first touch point.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Touch it and bank a robotic lawn mower,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09handy if you've got a robotic lawn.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Also on the Travelator, the second touch point, which banks

0:02:12 > 0:02:14an exercise bike. Mine's with my dumbbells,

0:02:14 > 0:02:18some mornings I don't know which not to use first.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21One misstep on the Travelator and you'll be in the drink.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Then it's a short trip to Stack 'Em High,

0:02:23 > 0:02:25just build a tower to reach

0:02:25 > 0:02:27touch point number three and bank a

0:02:27 > 0:02:30trip to Berlin. Oh, the Big Apple.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Then take the mighty pole across the water to the beam.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Dodge the swinging punchbags to reach the fourth touch point,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39and bank a very clever smartwatch.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Next, it's down the slide to the two swinging touch points, which

0:02:42 > 0:02:44bank a 3D printer and a tablet.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45I printed out my own Ashley Banjo,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47don't tell him!

0:02:47 > 0:02:48The last touch point stops the clock

0:02:48 > 0:02:49and banks a food mixer,

0:02:49 > 0:02:51which can't be beaten.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54For each touch point they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57and whoever gets through to the end of the show gets a chance to

0:02:57 > 0:02:59win what they've banked.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Them's the rules, don't blame me, I'm just here for the buffet.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04So I know they're all raring to get on with it.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06And we're all raring to watch them.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08So let's see who's first up tonight.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16First up, we have Maverick Mark from Southampton.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19He's currently training for his pilot's license.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, and for some reason, one of his fingers is sticking up.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Do you have a game plan tonight or are you just going to wing it?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I'm going to wing it, yeah. - Well, I'm sure you're going to fly

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- through the course.- I certainly hope I will be flying at several points.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, Maverick, emergency exit's to your left and right!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35KLAXON

0:03:35 > 0:03:37MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by Berlin

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Thank you for flying massive catapult, and a happy landing.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43He's like Banana Man there.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Maverick Mark at the Travelator now,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47this is for the robotic lawn mower

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, just missed it.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Never seen that before!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57But he manages to avoid the water, by getting friction burns.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59The second touch point banks the exercise bike.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Boom!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03And that's the exercise bike in the bank.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05He's like a prize-seeking missile..

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Next up is Stack 'Em High.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12This game is all about stacking things high,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14we worked really hard on that name.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Third touch point banks a trip to Berlin.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Ohhhh!- Oh, has he got the balance? - Come on.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oooh!

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Back-breaking work.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25MUSIC: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Ah, gosh!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You're doing great, Mark!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Are you watching the same show as us, Ash?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Keep it going!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Oh. Mark, that's not balanced, that's not balanced, Mark.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Struggling with heights there?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Not good for a pilot, Mark.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48He's going...he's going again!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Mark taking longer to bank the trip to Berlin

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- than it would do to get there. - Come on, Mark.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Yes!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Berlin in the bank for Maverick Mark.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Mark, you're a legend!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I've been called other things!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16You've been called other things.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Now, it's time for the Wall Of Dooooooom...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21which he made look quite easy.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Easy peasy.- He's done it he's done it! I couldn't look.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Now our very own danger zone...

0:05:28 > 0:05:29..it's the pole-vault.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Legs and arms, Mark, all about the grip.- Grip it, grip it!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Grip it!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, that's going to leave a mark, Mark.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by Berlin

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Don't worry Mark, we'll find the black box,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51we've deployed search and rescue for you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You all right, Mark?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Having the time of my life, mate. - SHE LAUGHS

0:05:57 > 0:06:01And it's on to the beam and those pesky punchbags.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03This touch point banks the smartwatch.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Ohhhh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Heavens to murgatroyd.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Maverick Mark you have multiple bogies on your radar,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13they might be hostile!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, oh, ah.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27That punchbag's waiting for him to get up.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Ugh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Oh! Direct hit!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Smartwatch in the bank and a dig in the ribs for Mark.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Mark at the slide now, he's cleared for landing.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Will he bank the 3D printer and tablet?

0:06:48 > 0:06:49No, he misses them both!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Maverick Mark banks the food mixer and stops the clock.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Nicely done, Mark.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58He flew through the course and banked four prizes,

0:06:58 > 0:07:02but picked up three 30-second time penalties, giving him a total time

0:07:02 > 0:07:07of 08:47, making our top gun the time to beat.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Did you enjoy yourself? - I loved every minute, Zoe.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Did you? Oh! Great, I'll tell you what, you put

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- the fear of God in me when you slipped...- Terrible!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16..you did some quite incredible stunt-landing.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17- I hope it looked good.- I know!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Well done, my darling. - Thank you, Zoe.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Next up is shy and retiring Sarah,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23a gymnastic-loving mum from Northern Ireland.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Nice bright top, does a lot of motorway work.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Sarah, you do the trampoline, you can do summersaults, and you've got

0:07:29 > 0:07:31a punchbag at home. This is going to be

0:07:31 > 0:07:33a walk in the park for you, surely.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Oh, yeah, I'm going to try and hop, skip, and jump through it.- Yeah?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Yeah.- Have our fingers crossed, off to the catapult, good luck.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42KLAXON SHE SCREAMS

0:07:42 > 0:07:45That blood-curdling scream just means she's enjoying herself,

0:07:45 > 0:07:46our lawyers said.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Reminds me of...

0:07:47 > 0:07:52MUSIC: Thriller by Michael Jackson

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Screaming Sarah at the Travelator now, can she touch it?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57No! She can't!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Oh!- I'm expecting better.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Gosh! She runs with those arms, doesn't she? She...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- HE GRUNTS - She's like Daniel Craig.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15So that's no exercise bike either, but a cold bath.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Ugh, ugh.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Stack 'Em High now.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Is the trip to Berlin within touching distance?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Now she'll be good at this, it's all about the balance.- Yeah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- BOTH:- Ooooooh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yes! Bon appetit.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Now the Wall Of Doom...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36we are so changing that name.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, that's it, nicely done, Sarah!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Yeah.- Hey!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Heel kick!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I love it! Can you do it? Here we go.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49OK, Sarah. Just grab the po...

0:08:49 > 0:08:50OK.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- She's lost the pole.- Oh, dear!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, no!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Yay!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06All right, gymnast on the beam, this should be good.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, she's a gymnast,

0:09:08 > 0:09:10she'll probably just cartwheel it.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Didn't have those in our school gym.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15We just had a hoop.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh! Well done.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Ugh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Missed her bum by about that much! - Ow!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Ohhh!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Magnificent piece of showboating there from Screaming Sarah.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Almost there now, a 3D printer

0:09:30 > 0:09:33and tablet up for grabs.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37And she banks the printer but misses the tablet.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Screaming Sarah stops the clock and banks the food mixer with

0:09:40 > 0:09:43a time of 05:20 including time penalties.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Result!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Sarah, come over here!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Uh!- Uh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, it's just a bit cold!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Just a bit cold?- Yeah!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Sarah, you've done really well, you've banked yourself a trip

0:09:56 > 0:09:57to Berlin, how do you feel about that?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Woooo!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I think she likes it!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02This is Alistair,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06an IT consultant from Manchester with an unusual hobby.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10MUSIC: Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Alistair, you've taken a cheetah for a walk

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and you've played with lions before.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18So, are you ready to take another walk on the wild side on our course?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I am, I'm ready to dig my claws into this course

0:10:20 > 0:10:22and get on and kill it. Grrrrr.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24All right, don't scratch it, be careful.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- The catapult's waiting for you. - Cheers, thanks.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29He's already banked himself the robotic lawn mower

0:10:29 > 0:10:32and the trip to Berlin, but how will he fare on the pole?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'll level with you, it was rubbish.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh, that's got to hurt.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Oh!- That was quite a thwack!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52His voice is definitely a little bit higher now.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58WHISPERS: The lion whisperer's on the beam now.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I said the lion whisperer's on the beam now!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Do not forget the punchbags.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Ohhhh!

0:11:09 > 0:11:10And he's off the beam.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Why would you grab onto the thing that's swinging at speed?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Now for the slide, can he bank the 3D printer and tablet?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25MUSIC: Wild Thing by The Troggs

0:11:25 > 0:11:28More or less, that's the printer in the bank.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29And he stops the clock

0:11:29 > 0:11:33and banks the food mixer with a time of 06:04.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Flashy.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38The punchbag really did take you down

0:11:38 > 0:11:41and actually, you sort of almost threw yourself into the foam there.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42It didn't go as planned.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- It didn't, I thought I could avoid it.- Yeah.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- But it was wet, slippy, tired.- Yeah.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Meet John from Glasgow, a man who likes to bake.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Someone should make a show about that.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55And the lovely Rachel, who also bakes.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Now, you're a keen baker, Rachel,

0:11:57 > 0:12:00so are you going to rise to the occasion tonight?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Ashley, you ain't seen muffin yet.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05She's got the lines.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Well, off you go to the catapult. - Thanks.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13You could say this is the Great British, ah, wait a minute...

0:12:13 > 0:12:14OVEN PINGS Bake!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17SHE SCREAMS

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- SHE SCREAMS - Weeee!

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Fire!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Relax, we did let Rachel out of there before we launched him...

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I think.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Rachel's at the Travelator first.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- It's a long way for Rachel. - Can she bank the robotic lawn mower?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Oh!

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Oh, no, she can't.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43MUSIC: If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked A Cake by Eileen Barton

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, goes down again!

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Third time! Third time she's stopped herself from going in the water!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Will John do any better?

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Yes! Oops, now flat as a pancake.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, that's a soggy bottom for sure.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Up and out of the water quickly there.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh, slide!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Come on crawl!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh, we so want someone to be able to do that.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11MUSIC: Candyman by Christina Aguilera

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And Rachel is off and running.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Go!- Woohoo!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18And she's banked the exercise bike.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Ohhh!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27She didn't... Ah, I really thought she had it!

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Ohhhh.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33John at the beam now.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Can he get a smartwatch in the bank?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Ohhhh, Ooooo.- No, he can't.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Oooo, overworked.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43And he's fallen on his baked goods.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Swiss roll, anyone?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47MUSIC: Sweets For My Sweet by The Drifters

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Can Rachel do any better?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54No.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh-ho!

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Sadly, no smartwatches in the bank for Rachel.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05But don't worry, we let baker John out of there before she fell in...

0:14:05 > 0:14:06I think.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yes, there he is on the slide,

0:14:09 > 0:14:10and he misses them both.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14But he banks a food mixer

0:14:14 > 0:14:17and stops the clock with a time of 07:06.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Rachel's turn now, will she pull off a show stopper?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Oh, sadly half-baked.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31But she banks the mixer

0:14:31 > 0:14:34and stops the clock with a time of 08:40.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41This feisty young man is Dan Spillman from Epping.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43You could get a mortgage with those eyes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Dreamboat Dan is at the Travelator, looking good.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Nice work. Oh, go on, go on! You can, you can!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, he keeps his feet!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, oh!

0:14:58 > 0:15:02MUSIC: What A Man by Linda Lyndell

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, he's going again, ohhh!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, at least he banked the robotic lawn mower.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yeah, well, he loves his garden.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, and looking even better wet.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Stack 'Em High now.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, ay!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21And he's flying, Berlin's banked.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Dan, looking good!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Looks like Dreamboat Dan has finally poled.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Uh.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Woooo!- Ohhhhh!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Dreamboat Dan longingly hugging the pole,

0:15:36 > 0:15:41but she likes to be wooed first with flowers and chocolates.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45She shows him, with a slap in the face. Boom!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47And then gives him the cold shoulder and dumps him in the drink.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50MUSIC: I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner

0:15:50 > 0:15:52You all right there, Dan?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Don't worry, Dan...

0:15:54 > 0:15:57plenty more fish in the sea.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Dreamboat Dan making great time,

0:16:00 > 0:16:03the smartwatch is his if only he can survive the beam.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Ooooooh!- They're not even bothering him at all.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Survive it? He's barely noticing it.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Easy does it.- Nice work, Dan!- Easy.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15MUSIC: Mr Sandman by The Chordettes

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Can he bank the 3D printer and the tablet?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Oh, he's missed them both!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21But he banks the food mixer and stops the clock with

0:16:21 > 0:16:24a time of 03:55 including penalties.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Beautifully done.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Dan, you were so fast I couldn't get here in time.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, my Lord, that was incredible!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- A lot harder than it looks. - Well, listen, well done.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Good time, fingers crossed. - Thank you very much.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Dreamboat Dan's gone straight in

0:16:38 > 0:16:39at the top of the leaderboard with

0:16:39 > 0:16:42a dreamy time of 03:55.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43And our trainee pilot Mark,

0:16:43 > 0:16:46in sixth place, is taking a nosedive

0:16:46 > 0:16:47with a time of 08:47.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Still to come on Can't Touch This...

0:16:51 > 0:16:53the Cowboy...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56..the Redcoat...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59..our happiest contestant ever, look at that smile!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for the car?

0:17:11 > 0:17:16Next up, we have Linda, a rugby playing member of MENSA.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19So is it going to be brains or muscle around the course tonight?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21I'm hoping there's a bit of a third option in the mix,

0:17:21 > 0:17:23a bit of luck as well.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Brains, muscle, and luck.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Sounds like a good recipe to me, Linda, off to the catapult.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Time for kick-off, Linda.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33KLAXON SHE SCREAMS

0:17:35 > 0:17:36And she's still in the foam.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, she's wrestling with the foam. Look at that.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Come on, Linda. - Round One, ding, ding, ding!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Give her a break she plays rugby union,

0:17:45 > 0:17:48that's the one without the blue foam!

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Let's get someone else on while she sorts herself out.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Meet happy Hannah from Barry in South Wales.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56She's ready to face the Travelator.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Oh, that's so fast!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- BOTH:- Yes! Oh!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03And that's the robotic lawn mower in the bank,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05and her teeth on the Travelator.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Good stop, there.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09MUSIC: Happy Days Theme Song by Bobby Arvin

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Aw, look she's still smiling, or is that her mid-sob?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18(That is freezing.)

0:18:18 > 0:18:20And it's on to Stack 'Em High.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27I can't look up!

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Where is it?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- You've got it, you've got it! - Almost, almost! Go!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yes!- Yay!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37She does it with ease.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Hang on, Linda's emerged from the foam.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yes, Linda's at the Travelator

0:18:44 > 0:18:46and oops, that doesn't bode well.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Mind the step, Linda, mind the step.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Now, just leap on like a line-out.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Oh!- Oooh.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Oh, Linda!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I hope she was wearing a gum shield for that...

0:19:00 > 0:19:02everywhere.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Oooh!

0:19:11 > 0:19:12- Good try.- Good try!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Stack 'Em High now.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19MUSIC: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Will she bank the trip to Berlin?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Ohhhh! Reach for Berlin, Linda!

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- You've got it, you've got it! - Oh, and in the bank!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Conversion!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, my goodness, what is this about?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, she's seen the pole vault!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38"What is this about?" is a very good question, Linda.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Now, grip it, grrrrr, grip it!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Imagine it's a scrum, Linda.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- She takes it on!- Goooooo!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Wow. A bit of water there. - Well done, Linda!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'd watch more rugby if it was like this.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Now for the beam. Watch out for those punchbags, Linda.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, I did say! Linda.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07MUSIC: Looking For Linda by Hue And Cry

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Linda?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09- Linda?- Ohhhh.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11You remember Linda, right? Red hair, bruises?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Oh, she's stuck in the foam again. Come on, where's Hannah?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18There she is.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Hannah missed out on the smartwatch,

0:20:20 > 0:20:22but will she bank the 3D printer and tablet?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Nicely done! No wonder she's still smiling.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32She stops the clock and banks the food mixer with a time of 05:51.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Oh, my God.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- How'd you find it?- That was amazing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- It was good?- Absolutely amazing.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yeah! Well, you said you wanted to come today to have a good time.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Yes.- So you've succeeded? - Definitely.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- You think you've done enough to get into Round Two?- I hope so.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Me too.- I hope so.- I think you've done really well.- Thank you.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yes! Happy Hannah takes third place,

0:20:50 > 0:20:52she's never going to stop smiling now.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Which means Maverick Mark crashes off,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55and Rachel is feeling the heat

0:20:55 > 0:20:57in sixth place. She's now the one to beat.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Meet Claire, a wannabe Redcoat from Scotland.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06So should we expect quite an entertaining run?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08As long as I don't fall flat on my face, I'm sure it'll be good.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Fingers crossed for you. - Fingers crossed!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13OK, can Redcoat Claire bank herself a robotic lawn mower?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17And what was that about not wanting to end up on your face?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20As long as I don't fall flat on my face, I'm sure it'll be good.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22MUSIC: Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams

0:21:22 > 0:21:23An early bath for Claire.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Inter... Ooh! Interesting Travelator technique there.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's like a dog on a carpet, you know when they do that?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- They do that thing?- Yeah, in Croydon we call it a scooch.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37I think it's best we move on.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Awwww.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Now can she bank the smartwatch and make it to the end of the beam?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Categorically...a no.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- BOTH:- Oooh.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58And that's where we leave Claire, on top of a buried Linda,

0:21:58 > 0:22:00in a pit of blue foam.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Meet Snooker Loopy Liam from Lancashire.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Now, Liam, you're a semi-professional snooker player.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- That's right.- So the question is,

0:22:08 > 0:22:11will you be making a big break for glory tonight?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Eh, tonight, yeah, I will.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Um, I'm not going to let anything beat me on this course.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17The only thing I'm waiting for now is the cue.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Well, the cue is here, go for it. - Right now.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- The catapult awaits. All right, now, go.- Cheers.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Jettison! KLAXON

0:22:26 > 0:22:28HE YELLS

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, he's acting like he's never been fired across a studio before.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37MUSIC: Snooker Loopy by Chas And Dave

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- The noise doesn't go with the face. - In he goes! So brilliant.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I love it when people really enjoy the catapult.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Liam preparing for the Travelator now.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Quiet, please.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Yes, he can! Oh! Up, up, up, up! - Stay out of the water!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Go on, yes! He's stayed out of the water.- Oh, he's dry!

0:22:59 > 0:23:03He's dry, no, no! He's in! No!

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- He just wasted the whole advantage! - What's he doing?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Making a big break for the second touch point

0:23:10 > 0:23:12after an unnecessary dip.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Get down, crawl! Little roll. No, awwww.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Stack 'Em High now for Liam.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22He used to play rugby,

0:23:22 > 0:23:26absolutely lugging those blocks around.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Ohhh!- I don't know, good balance.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Balance, balance.- Look at him.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Oh, no, no, no! Whoops.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36- It's all right.- Take a seat, Liam, take a seat.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- You can take a second attempt. - All right, here we go.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Boom!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Yes! Trip to Berlin in the bank! - Trip to Berlin.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Liam on the pole.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'd use the extension for this shot.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Go on Liam! Ooh! - Oooh! Straight in the centre pocket.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Whoa, that was a serious dunking.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Looks pretty shocked.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Liam, how's the water?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Want to come and find out?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Nah, I'm all right up here, mate, thank you.- Ohhh.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Now for the beam. Liam, think of it as a bridge.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17For those of you watching in black and white, the punchbags are

0:24:17 > 0:24:20the large yellow and blue objects swinging towards Liam's face.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Double kisser for our Snooker Loopy lad.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30He got taken out by the punchbag and then hit that beam hard.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Now on the slide, Liam eyeing up the plant.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Oh, it's a missed shot for Liam and he pots nothing!

0:24:40 > 0:24:44Stops the clock and racks up a time of 07:31.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Meet Lisa and Bau.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52They both love running, which is good because this is a race, right?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53KLAXON

0:24:53 > 0:24:58MUSIC: Flower Duet by Lakme

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Now, technically, the foam isn't supposed to be an obstacle,

0:25:04 > 0:25:06it's just sort of foam, really.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Lisa's at the Travelator.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Ooooh!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Can she avoid the splash?- Ahhhh. - Nope.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Sorry Lisa, sorry.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Now Bau's at the Travelator.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Can she bank the robotic lawn mower?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Ooooh! No, she can't.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27MUSIC: Fiesta by The Pogues

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Lisa's at the Wall Of Doom.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Let's do a dance, do a dance.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40This is so much harder than what I wanted.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42- SINGS:- Stack 'Em High.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Put the yellow one, on the blue one.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Put the... No, no.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Bau banked the trip to Berlin and now she's at the wall.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Now, is that high enough? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Bau, I think maybe you should rethink this.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Oh, yeah, she's done it!- She put the yellow one on the blue one!

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Lisa! At last!- Well done, Lisa!

0:26:08 > 0:26:13MUSIC: Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Yes!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17She did it in the end!

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- And now the pole for Lisa.- She's going to go straight over the water.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Straight over, look. Ready, watch. - No problems at all.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Ready, there we go, straight over.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh, that is going to smart.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Can she do any better on the beam?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Great timing, Lisa, doing really well, really well...

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Was doing really well.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Ohhhh.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47She tried to do the koala.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50MUSIC: Fiesta by The Pogues

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Just the slide left for Lisa

0:26:55 > 0:26:58and yes, that's the 3D printer banked!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Also the food mixer and she stops the clock with a time of

0:27:01 > 0:27:0410:22 including penalties.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Does anyone remember Bau?

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Well, she's on the beam.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oooh, she's really close to the edge.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Oh, don't do it, Bau.- Oh, she's put her back to the punchbag,

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- that is a bad idea. - Bau, just run, just run!

0:27:15 > 0:27:18That's a bad idea! No, Bau, no!

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Well, that went well.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Ahhhhh, boom.- What did we say?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Well, maybe not the most successful beam we've ever seen,

0:27:31 > 0:27:34but she did manage to bank the smartwatch on the way down.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36And that's where we leave Bau.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39At least she'll be some company for Claire and Linda down there.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Let's have a look at the leaderboard.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Dreamboat Dan's still looking good

0:27:43 > 0:27:44at the top of the leaderboard

0:27:44 > 0:27:45with his time of 03:55.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48And Snooker Loopy Liam has tucked

0:27:48 > 0:27:49himself into sixth place,

0:27:49 > 0:27:51but can he hold on there?

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Let's find out.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56Next, we have Clint,

0:27:56 > 0:27:59a civil servant from Hove with a cowboy's first name.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Clint, you used to run a betting shop.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04What are the odds on you finishing the course today?

0:28:04 > 0:28:06I'm definitely going to finish the course, um, odds on getting

0:28:06 > 0:28:09into the first six, which is what I want to do, about 11 to 8.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12OK, all right, I'd put money on that. Good luck, my darling.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13Thank you.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Got to ask yourself one question, Clint,

0:28:17 > 0:28:19do you feel lucky, punk?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I also do Michael Cane.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23KLAXON

0:28:23 > 0:28:24HE YELLS

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Oh, Clint's in!

0:28:29 > 0:28:31On to the Travelator.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35- And the robotic lawn mower is in the bank!- Ohhhh!

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Oh, and so is the exercise bike! That's a fun night in.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Yes!- Oh, look. Look at that!

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Cowboy Clint taking some time out of the competition to do

0:28:44 > 0:28:46the moonwalk there.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Now for the leap, giddy up Clint!

0:28:49 > 0:28:51And....

0:28:51 > 0:28:52No. Still got wet.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Next up is Stack Em' High.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Clint appears to be going for the one block approach.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Got a bit of a wobble on there.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02- Oh!- Oooh!

0:29:04 > 0:29:06That was Clint showing us what not to do at Stack 'Em High.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09So, it feels like the perfect time to give you...

0:29:12 > 0:29:15If, like me, you're wondering how to get the most out of those massive

0:29:15 > 0:29:18coloured blocks and dangling touch points in the hallway,

0:29:18 > 0:29:20then here's how.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Method one - use the blocks to make a strong, solid stack,

0:29:23 > 0:29:25so you can easily climb and reach it.

0:29:25 > 0:29:29Method two - use enough blocks to get high enough to enable you to

0:29:29 > 0:29:30jump to the touch point.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32But do remember it's against the clock.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34And here's how not to do it.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Don't position the blocks in the wrong place,

0:29:38 > 0:29:40so you struggle to touch the touch point.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43MUSIC: The Only Way Is Up by Yazz

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Oooh, it's about to topple.- Looks like he's about to take a tumble.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Don't get the blocks wet!

0:29:54 > 0:29:58Woo! Oh, no! Whoops!

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Don't forget how short you really are.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06And don't only use one block and attempt to jump up and touch it.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Like Clint is doing right now.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15That's more like it, Clint, add another block.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17This game is called Stack 'Em High for a reason.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22That's Berlin banked! And now it's the pole vault.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24MUSIC: Jaws Theme by John Williams

0:30:26 > 0:30:29What's the matter, Clint? Don't you have these in Hove?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Wrap it, Clint! Wrap it like clingfilm!

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Ride 'em, cowboy!

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Oh, no.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Whoa, look at the speed he comes out of that water, though!

0:30:51 > 0:30:52It's cold.

0:30:55 > 0:30:56Now for the slide.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Ohhh!

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Cowboy Clint banks the food mixer, every cowboy's dream!

0:31:04 > 0:31:08Stops the clock with a time of 04:04 including penalties.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Breathe, Clint, breathe!

0:31:10 > 0:31:11Heavy breathing there!

0:31:11 > 0:31:14- My wife loves you. - Oh, does she!

0:31:14 > 0:31:16Oh, thanks! Clint, how was that for you?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18The ramp, it's so much steeper than I had anticipated.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Yeah, it's tough, isn't it? You really did give it your all.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24I so hope, I feel I made the last six.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25- I think I was fast enough.- Yeah?

0:31:25 > 0:31:28You're determined to prove to the youngsters that you can do this,

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- aren't you?- I wanna win this. So much.- All right, Clint, well done.

0:31:31 > 0:31:35Hopefully, we'll see you Round Two. Nice one.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Cowboy Clint moseys into second place

0:31:37 > 0:31:38just behind Dreamboat Dan,

0:31:38 > 0:31:39who holds the top spot,

0:31:39 > 0:31:41but that means, sadly, Liam has

0:31:41 > 0:31:42played his final frame tonight.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44With one contestant left to run,

0:31:44 > 0:31:46will we also be saying goodbye

0:31:46 > 0:31:47to baker John?

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Talking of goodbyes...

0:31:50 > 0:31:52..bye, Mark.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54You weren't that great with heights.

0:31:54 > 0:31:58MUSIC: Leaving On A Jetplane by John Denver

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Rachel, you couldn't take the heat.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04Liam, you snookered yourself on the pole.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Lisa, keep on running.

0:32:06 > 0:32:11And Claire, Bau and Linda, turn the lights off when you leave, will you?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14Oh, and the catapult. Safe trip home, guys!

0:32:18 > 0:32:22Meet Robert, a 58-year-old karate instructor from London.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Can your karate beat the kids tonight?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I hope I'm going to make the top.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30He's at the Travelator...

0:32:30 > 0:32:34MUSIC: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Face down.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38- Ooooh.- Ooooh. Just too far for him to reach!

0:32:38 > 0:32:42It probably helps that he's a black belt in Travelators.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46That's more like it, Karate Rob.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47Now for the leap.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, wow, will he get across?

0:32:49 > 0:32:50Go on! Oh, yes!

0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Oh.- Ohhh, yes.- He's going to go! - Yes!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Quickly on to Stack 'Em High.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Look how fast he's doing that. Oh.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Built himself a nice tower. - It's like slightly off the touch

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- point, though.- Oh, yeah, look it's wonky.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Ooowahhh, gosh.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07Oooooh, yes.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09That's the trip to Berlin banked!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Well done, Robert.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15He is quick, very quick indeed.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17But will he be quick enough to get to the top six?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Or will Karate Boy get the chop?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Oh. Yeahhh.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25Now for the pole, will his size be an advantage?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31No. No, I miscalculated that.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33HE YELLS

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Comes right off.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Now the beam, this is all about footwork.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45I'm imagining as he teaches karate, he'll be fully aware of...

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Whoops!

0:33:49 > 0:33:50Oh, that looks sore.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53- Clearly not.- Maybe not.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Have you ever done karate? - I'm a brown belt, actually.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58- No way.- I am in judo.- You're so not.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00- I am.- Are you really?- Punch me. Other hand.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Other hand. Other hand.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08And finally the slide.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11And he banks the tablet.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15Karate Robert stops the clock at 05:31.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17He has made the final six!

0:34:23 > 0:34:25- Big screams from the catapult today!- Big screams.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28THEY SCREAM

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Brutal punchbags today as well.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Those punchbags just whapping people out left, right, and centre.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Some great performances,

0:34:37 > 0:34:40but it's only the six best times who make it through to Round Two.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42So let's see who has made it.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46In at number one is Dreamboat Dan.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Second place is Cowboy Clint.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Taking third spot, Screaming Sarah.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Karate Robert is in fourth position.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Happy Hannah is laughing in fifth place.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58And holding on to the top sixth

0:34:58 > 0:35:00position, our wild thing, Alistair.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02See you all in Round Two.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12They might have been brilliant on the first part of the course,

0:35:12 > 0:35:14but now they're racing against each other.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15There are no time penalties in this round,

0:35:15 > 0:35:17the only rule is don't be last.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21It all kicks off on spinning platforms,

0:35:21 > 0:35:24the name describes them perfectly because they spin, you see.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30They clamber over the crossing to a set of touch points,

0:35:30 > 0:35:32which bank a state-of-the-art TV.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34But there are only five touch points

0:35:34 > 0:35:38so one contestant will miss out and leave the game.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40After a very quick sit down, they're off again.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Through the water and up the Uneven Stairs

0:35:43 > 0:35:44to the rings as they attempt to make

0:35:44 > 0:35:46their way to the four touch points

0:35:46 > 0:35:48to bank them a luxury pan set.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51A...a...a what?

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Five into four doesn't go, so another contestant will be

0:35:53 > 0:35:57eliminated before they set off again to the Dropping Ropes.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59By the way, not all the ropes are connected, so they'll have to

0:35:59 > 0:36:02choose wisely, they don't want to end up getting soaked through.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium

0:36:06 > 0:36:09and bank a shiny new gas barbecue.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11But there are only three touch points, which means another

0:36:11 > 0:36:15contestant will be eliminated, leaving our final three.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Well, they're suitably sick from all that spinning.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Ashley, Zoe, should we do the right thing

0:36:20 > 0:36:21and send them on their way?

0:36:23 > 0:36:25I think their brains are pretty scrambled.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29- Let's do it, cue the klaxon. - KLAXON

0:36:29 > 0:36:31And they're off.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Clint's first onto Clamber Crossing and it's carnage!

0:36:34 > 0:36:36MUSIC: Wild Thing by The Troggs

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Interesting roll technique there.

0:36:38 > 0:36:39Not fast, just interesting.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44And like my trousers, it's all very tight.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Screaming Sarah touches the touch point first,

0:36:46 > 0:36:48Hannah and Dan next.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Alistair struggling on the crossing, Cowboy Clint gets it, no!

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Karate Robert takes it!

0:36:54 > 0:36:55Cowboy Clint takes the last spot,

0:36:55 > 0:36:57so it's goodbye to Alistair.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Back in your cage, wild thing.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Robert's looking very pleased with his pink helmet.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Time for the final five to chillax,

0:37:05 > 0:37:07soak up the atmosphere and...

0:37:07 > 0:37:08SHOUTS: tilt the chairs!

0:37:08 > 0:37:10In first, oh, Robert!

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Oh, he's still in his chair!

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Those uneven stairs are a health and safety nightmare.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Clint, Hannah, and Robert hit the rings first.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22Oh, very slow and cautious now.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25They're like the queue for my local bingo.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Last out the chair, but Robert's doing well.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Could somebody bring me a copy of War And Peace?

0:37:32 > 0:37:34Think this might be a good time.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36I've always wanted to read it, twice.

0:37:39 > 0:37:44Karate Robert's straight in and banks a luxury pan set.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Cowboy Clint rolls into town, well done, partner.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50And it's neck and neck between Dan, Hannah and Sarah!

0:37:50 > 0:37:51And Dan takes the next spot

0:37:51 > 0:37:53and Sarah pips Hannah at the post.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Talk about exciting!

0:37:57 > 0:38:01Oh, unlucky, Hannah. At least she's still smiling.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Six have become four and soon will become three

0:38:03 > 0:38:06because we keep taking one away each time.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09MUSIC: Ride On Time by Blackbox

0:38:09 > 0:38:10KLAXON

0:38:14 > 0:38:16And Dreamboat Dan is away first.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Oh, but he's dropped!

0:38:18 > 0:38:19That's scuppered his chances.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22- Ohhh!- Sarah's in, Robert's in.

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Oh, Robert takes a dunk!

0:38:23 > 0:38:27Uh, no, they're all in! Except Clint. Come on, Clint!

0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Come on, oh!- Clint's in next.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Dan's over already.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Dan's pulled it back, he is amazing!

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Touch a touch point, through to the next round

0:38:37 > 0:38:39and that gas barbecue is in the bank.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43- Don't use it on water, though. - Oh, no! Sarah gets a drop rope.- No!

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Oh, no!

0:38:47 > 0:38:50And Karate Robert is next.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Only one place left, it's going to be close.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58Sarah and Clint both on the ropes, in all senses.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05- Ah, Sarah's across!- Oh!

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Surely, she has to take that final place.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Take your time, girl!

0:39:10 > 0:39:11Yes, she does. Well done.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13- Yes!- Bad luck, Clint.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Cowboy Clint.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Get out of town, partner!

0:39:22 > 0:39:25I'm just so gutted not to be in the final three.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29It's been brilliant, what a fantastic experience, it's been.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Happy Hannah.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Just relieved, the course was a little shock to the system.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Keep on smiling.

0:39:39 > 0:39:40And Alistair.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44I'm very disappointed with not getting through, but such is life.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47MUSIC: Memory by Barbra Streisand

0:39:47 > 0:39:48I'll survive.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Goodbye, tiger.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58One final touch point between these three

0:39:58 > 0:40:00and all those glittering prizes.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03It's time to take a turn up Spin Mountain.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Spin Mountain is where three become one.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Because as we all know, there can be only one.

0:40:14 > 0:40:15Each contestant has to find

0:40:15 > 0:40:17and collect their three uniquely coloured discs

0:40:17 > 0:40:19and return them to their podiums

0:40:19 > 0:40:21in order from these rotating rings.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain - which is spinning -

0:40:26 > 0:40:29to touch the touch point, bank a very classy moped.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33But watch out, some of those handholds are on bungee cords,

0:40:33 > 0:40:35which will either end in hilarity or a court case.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38KLAXON And they're off!

0:40:39 > 0:40:41And they're all on the deck.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Robert looks confused. Discs, Robert! You need to collect them!

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Remember what the man said!

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Dan and Sarah are doing well, no surprise there.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Robert using his martial arts balance,

0:40:56 > 0:40:58or lack of, by the looks of things.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Sarah edging ahead.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Robert just edging.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Nice leisurely stroll for Robert.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09No hurry, Rob, it's not a race or anything

0:41:09 > 0:41:10EXCEPT IT IS!

0:41:10 > 0:41:14He makes it look so...easy.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17Sarah has her final disc and she's going for the climb!

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Dreamboat Dan right on her tail and right on his derriere.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23MUSIC: Dizzy by Vic Reeves And The Wonderstuff

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Right we now have a race on our hands.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26Oh, if only we were filming this!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Incidentally, this technique is how

0:41:32 > 0:41:34they re-engineered Wayne Rooney's hair.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Oh, it's neck and neck!

0:41:46 > 0:41:49And we have a winner! Well done, Sarah!

0:41:52 > 0:41:54- Sarah!- Sarah, well done!

0:41:54 > 0:41:56How was that?

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Oh, my good God, the adrenaline was just pumping!

0:41:58 > 0:42:01And then I hit the deck so many times.

0:42:01 > 0:42:02- You beat the boys!- Oh, my gosh!

0:42:02 > 0:42:05You've beaten all the boys and all the girls!

0:42:05 > 0:42:08- That's like the victory dance! - Yeah, that is a victory dance.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Sarah, you were a scream.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13SHE SCREAMS

0:42:13 > 0:42:15I had a front row seat because

0:42:15 > 0:42:17I was lying down on the floor at that particular point and all

0:42:17 > 0:42:20I could see was her legs going everywhere, but she made it!

0:42:20 > 0:42:21Good luck to her.

0:42:21 > 0:42:25MUSIC: Waiting For A Star To Fall by Boy Meets Girl

0:42:25 > 0:42:26I'd say she was a bit of a dark horse really

0:42:26 > 0:42:29cos she's come up from behind quite a lot of times on me

0:42:29 > 0:42:31on Round Two, great that she's won it.

0:42:31 > 0:42:32I think she thoroughly deserves it

0:42:32 > 0:42:34and hopefully with good luck, she'll get that car.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42So there they are, just hanging there,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44everything that Sarah has banked tonight.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- There's a trip to Berlin. - A smartwatch.- A 3D printer.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49- A food mixer.- A television. - That luxury pan set.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51- A gas barbecue.- And the moped.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54- One huge effort and they're all Sarah's.- Go for it.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57All eight prizes Sarah has banked in the previous rounds are

0:42:57 > 0:43:00hanging in the air above these fast moving Travelators.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Sarah has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as possible.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07And of course, just like in life, everything she touches she wins.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09OK, Sarah, this is it. Are you ready?

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Yes, I'm ready.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12- Can you do this? - I think I can do this.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14- She sounds certain.- I know she does.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17- You hear it in my voice?- Good luck, we're all rooting for you.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18- Go and get in position. - Good luck, Sarah.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22There they are, all those hard-earned prizes.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24All within Sarah's reach.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27It won't be easy, but that's why we call this show Can't Touch This,

0:43:27 > 0:43:30not "I can have them anyway, it's in my contract."

0:43:32 > 0:43:35Cue the klaxon. KLAXON

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Oh, she got the luxury pan set and the moped with one jump!

0:43:41 > 0:43:42Great start!

0:43:44 > 0:43:46Going for the 3D printer. Ohhh.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50She's missed it.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Crossing the Travelator is a very risky business.

0:43:56 > 0:43:57She's back on her feet.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05- Jump!- You can get Berlin!

0:44:05 > 0:44:06Oh, she hasn't got it in her.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08She's knackered, she's knackered.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10Come on, Sarah!

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Take your time, Sarah, then go for that trip to Berlin.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Come on Sarah, keep on going one final push!

0:44:14 > 0:44:17- 15 seconds, darling. - 15, take your time.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19- You can do it. - Go on, one last push.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21- One last push.- Go for it!

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Ohhh, darling.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Three, two, one.

0:44:30 > 0:44:31Oh, and that's it, time's up.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Take a bow, Sarah, epic effort.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37Sarah! Oh, my goodness me.

0:44:37 > 0:44:38How was that for you, my darling?

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Oh, my God, my legs just went, the energy in my...

0:44:41 > 0:44:43- Oh, my poor legs. - You're so tired, I know.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45It was tough, it was tough, I have to admit.

0:44:45 > 0:44:46It's really tough, but hey!

0:44:46 > 0:44:49- You won the luxury pan set... - Woohoo!

0:44:49 > 0:44:52..and possibly, a little bit more exciting, you won the moped.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54WOOOOO!

0:44:54 > 0:44:56- How do you feel about that? - Cruisin'!

0:44:56 > 0:44:58- Sarah, you really did your best. - Oh, gosh.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Honestly, you did amazing.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03And you have earned the right to go for the star prize.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05So are you ready for this, then?

0:45:05 > 0:45:08I am really, I'm going to do my best. I'm going to try.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Well, Sarah, the time is now.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12Sure you can do it?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14I am going to give it a heck of a go.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17I've got everything crossed, now's your chance to win it.

0:45:17 > 0:45:18Let's jump for the car.

0:45:19 > 0:45:23If Sarah can leap across this void and touch the car,

0:45:23 > 0:45:25she will be driving it home.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29You said it was cool to park there, right guys? It's OK?

0:45:29 > 0:45:31So, Sarah we're up the tower. Have a look.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33That could be your new baby.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36- Can you see yourself in that car? - Oh, yeah, definitely.

0:45:36 > 0:45:37I know your son, Lucas, will be

0:45:37 > 0:45:39watching this at home on the telly.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41What do you think he's going

0:45:41 > 0:45:43to think about his mum leaping through the sky for a car.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45I think he'll be quite shocked, um,

0:45:45 > 0:45:47- maybe a little bit in disbelief. - I think he will.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50We all know you can do it, I totally believe you can do it,

0:45:50 > 0:45:52the whole crew, everyone at home waiting for you,

0:45:52 > 0:45:54- they know you can do it. Good luck, my darling.- Thank you.

0:45:56 > 0:46:02So here we go - one contestant, one car, one giant leap.

0:46:04 > 0:46:05Sarah, are you ready?

0:46:06 > 0:46:09You can do this.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10Wish you the best of luck.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12And in your own time,

0:46:12 > 0:46:13jump for the car.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24One jump...

0:46:24 > 0:46:25one chance...

0:46:26 > 0:46:27..one car.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54KLAXON

0:47:09 > 0:47:14Oh, no, she just missed it! Oh, no!

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Oh, unlucky, Sarah. It just wasn't to be.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22Ugh...

0:47:22 > 0:47:24MUSIC: Happy Ending by Mika

0:47:24 > 0:47:27It's not making it any better seeing it again and again!

0:47:29 > 0:47:32EMOTIONAL: It's the hope that kills you.

0:47:36 > 0:47:37- Ohhhhh.- So sorry!

0:47:37 > 0:47:40You did so well, just, oh, no.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43- Give us a hug, give us a hug. - Oh, thank you.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45- And made that leap, yeah? - Thank you, thank you!

0:47:45 > 0:47:49- So close, you were so close.- But yet so far away.- And yet so far away.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51But you're not leaving without a vehicle,

0:47:51 > 0:47:53- Oh!- Yes! You've got the moped!

0:47:53 > 0:47:55- I have my moped!- You won a moped.

0:47:55 > 0:47:56Who needs a car?

0:47:56 > 0:47:59I know! That's quite sexy, isn't it?

0:47:59 > 0:48:00- It is, indeed.- Boop, boop!

0:48:00 > 0:48:02- Sarah, you've done so incredibly well today.- Thank you.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04- You're still our winner. - Thank you very much.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06You've beaten off some incredible competition.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09- Thank you.- You've been fantastic. - Have you had a good time?

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh! Woooo!

0:48:12 > 0:48:14What a woman, what a woman!

0:48:14 > 0:48:16- Oh, my gosh!- We love you, we absolutely love you.

0:48:16 > 0:48:19Lucas, your mum is so cool.

0:48:19 > 0:48:20That is it until next time

0:48:20 > 0:48:23when we'll be back with another action-packed show.

0:48:23 > 0:48:24I have to do the dance.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Say goodbye, Sue.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Don't talk to me, I'm in pieces! - Bye, guys.- Bye.