0:00:02 > 0:00:04One rule. Touch the prize, win the prize.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10But doing that takes a whole load of this...
0:00:10 > 0:00:11SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING
0:00:14 > 0:00:16..a ridiculous amount of this...
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Agh!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23..and absolutely masses of this.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26ARRGGHH!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- This is... - TOGETHER: Can't Touch This!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Ashley Banjo.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And I'm Zoe Ball, and welcome to Can't Touch This.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We have a bunch of hardy contestants who are limbering up,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59getting ready to battle their way around our fiendish obstacle course.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And, on their way around, they have to touch, and win,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03as many prizes as they possibly can.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05But only one of them is going
0:01:05 > 0:01:07to win the chance to take home their prize haul.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Plus, they could be driving it home in a brand-new car.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13But to win it, they've got to touch it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16And just who is going to be running, splashing
0:01:16 > 0:01:18and jumping for glory tonight, I wonder?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Let's ask the woman who knows, Sue Perkins.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Yes, let's meet tonight's contestants.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26They're brave, they're bold.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29They're quite clearly unaware of what's about to happen to them.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Tonight, these mighty warriors will attempt to make their families,
0:01:32 > 0:01:33if not their country, proud.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Within their ranks, we have a sports fan from Nottingham,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39an adrenaline junkie from Worthing.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And, er...is he all right?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47They're all hoping they can touch this tonight.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52We begin at this contraption, The Catapult.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55It sends our contestants on a short but exhilarating flight
0:01:55 > 0:01:57into a foam pit.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Then it's on to The Travelator. High above is the first touch point.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Touch it, and bank a trip to Majorca -
0:02:02 > 0:02:05rated as one of the best towns in Britain, I believe.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Also on The Travelator, the second touch point,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09which banks a set of golf clubs -
0:02:09 > 0:02:11one of the two things you'll need for playing golf.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15But one misstep on The Travelator, and you'll be in the drink.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Then it's a short trip to Stack 'Em High.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Just build a tower to reach touch point number three,
0:02:20 > 0:02:21and bank a washing machine
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Your mother will be proud.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Then take the mighty pole across the water to The Beam.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Dodge the swinging punch bags to reach the fourth touch point,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30and bank a tablet.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31That's a lot of hassle
0:02:31 > 0:02:33for some paracetamol.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Next, it's down the slide to the two swinging touch points,
0:02:35 > 0:02:38which bank a games console and headphones,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40so nobody has to hear you playing it.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42The last touch point stops the clock
0:02:42 > 0:02:43and banks a tumble dryer -
0:02:43 > 0:02:45great for parties.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48For each touch point they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and whoever gets through to the end of the show
0:02:50 > 0:02:52gets a chance to win what they banked.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Them's the rules, don't blame me.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57There you have it, as easy as falling off a log,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00which is usually what many of our contestants end up doing.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03So, let's find out who's up first to get the game started.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You've heard of Mad Max - well, this is Mad Matt,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12and, just like the character in the film,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15he's a probation officer from Newcastle.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19He's either excited, or no-one has shown him where the toilets are.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So Matt, you're a self-confessed foodie.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Have you been on a special diet in preparation for today?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I think so. I've been eating a bit more cake than usual though,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29so I'm a bit more like a blancmange so I'm still wobbly.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Great ploy, Matt - always eat as much cake as possible
0:03:32 > 0:03:36before being fired out of a monumental hydraulic catapult.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That's how we warm up Mary Berry. Start the clock!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Hmm...but he lands better than Mary.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Brilliant.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wow!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49He's a bit of a joker. He's known amongst his mates for being
0:03:49 > 0:03:51a bit of a practical joker.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Let's hope the joke's not on him today.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Cutting his way around the course, look at him.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57The first touch point, up high, banks a trip to Majorca.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And the second, at the end of The Travelator,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01banks a set of golf clubs.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Great for...leaning on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- KLAXON BLARES - Yes! In one.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08- KLAXON BLARES - Come on!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I've never seen that before.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12And you're not likely to see it again.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Oh wait, there it is again.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18And again...and again.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25That Travelator was immense!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You're amazing. You are a machine.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Mad Matt has banked the first two prizes,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but Stack 'Em High is a tricky one.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Touch the touch point hanging above
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and bank a brand-new washing machine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Oh, my goodness. - The terminator.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42The terminated, more like. Oh...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44In your own time, Matt.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'm knackered already!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Yes!- Yeah, in the bank!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Welcome...to the Wall Of Doom!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01The Wall Of Neoprene didn't have such a ring to it...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Hello, cheeky face!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Wow!- Oh.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09He made it look easy.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11We were going to make it more doom-like,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13but, er...we ran out of money.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15This is the Pole Vault.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17All Matt has to do is hold on to the giant pole
0:05:17 > 0:05:20and launch himself over a pool of freezing water.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21That's all.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I can't bear to watch. Ooh...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Can we see it three more times, please?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Hmm. That's going to leave a mark.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Argh!- You all right down there?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Freezing? Keep going, keep going, Matt.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Time for The Beam.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What I love about this beam
0:05:41 > 0:05:43is it comes with five exceedingly heavy punch bags
0:05:43 > 0:05:45waiting to slam you into oblivion.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48The touch point is just underneath the beam,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50and it banks a state-of-the-art tablet.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Right. - Why'd he pick pink shorts?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57TOGETHER: Ooooh...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- KLAXON BLARES - Great work, Matt. He's got the tablet.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Stay low!- Oh!- Ow!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03He'll need tablets after that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Finally, it's The Slide.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Someone was actually paid money to name that.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Can he bank these prizes on the slide?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- KLAXON BLARES - Yes, he can!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Look at that!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Matt stops the clock
0:06:23 > 0:06:25with an insanely good time of 2.51,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27and no penalties as he's banked
0:06:27 > 0:06:29every single prize along the way.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32We never doubted you for a second, Matt -
0:06:32 > 0:06:34excepting your silly intro.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Incredible! Such speed, such elegance.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You managed to bank every single prize along the way.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Awesome!- Yeah. - Let's...let's hope I win them!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I've got a good feeling about you, Matt.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Finger crossed. Thanks, well done. - Cheers! Thank you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Next up is Joanna.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Don't let that cheerful smile fool you, she is fierce.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Grrr...!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Now, Joanna, you say you're extremely competitive,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59especially if there's the opportunity
0:06:59 > 0:07:00to beat a man at something?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- 100%, 100%, I hate 'em.- So are you going to take them all on tonight?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05They're all going down.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08OK, the gauntlet is thrown. Let's see the man she's up against.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09HE YODELS
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, well, this one's going to be a tough one to call.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Dale is 64 years old, and about to become a great-grandad.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18The ideal candidate for a life-defying assault course.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21OK, Joanna, let's see what you're made of.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23EXPELLIARMUS!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I like her style out of the catapult there.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33And Dale is airborne.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Joanna's stuck in the foam,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42but Dale is at the Travelator.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- KLAXON SOUNDS - Ooh, good jump!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47He banks a trip to Majorca,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49and a hospital appointment.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Great work, Dale. Fantastic.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Joanna's catching up...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, now she's falling down.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59No trip to Majorca,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02but she does pick up a 30-second time penalty.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Stack 'Em High, and Dale is flying.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, my goodness, I can't look.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, look at that balance...
0:08:10 > 0:08:11And that lack of balance.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, Dale. I believed in you.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Mind you, she's quite tall, isn't she?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Oh... - Try it, try it, try it, Joanna.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Try it, Joanna.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Now she's got to do a bit of a backwards arch. Oh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Not quite. - So near! And yet, so far.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28I'll let you into a secret.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31it's not as easy as Dale's making it look.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36KLAXON BLARES
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Yes!- He's got the washing machine in the bank.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42I've never known a more deserving man of a washing machine than Dale.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, those blocks are balanced pretty precariously.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm not look... I can't look.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Oh, no. She can't look either.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- She's done it... Nearly.- Oh, yes!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Go on! Yes!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54KLAXON SOUNDS Yeah! Washing machine in the bank.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Go Jo-anne.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's got the right blocks. Can he get up?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02He's done it!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Dale's at the pole.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Now, just a small obstacle to overcome, here.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, goodness me.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Is there no way we can talk him out of this?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oof!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21He attempted it, though. He did attempt it.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25You all right, Dale?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Joanna's using her special bouncing shoes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Go on, Jo, go on, Jo...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35You can do it...yes! She's almost done it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36She's almost there...
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Joanna! Yes! You beauty.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Where is she? Oh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55We were...celebrating a bit too early there.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02How is Dale going to cope with The Beam?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- He's having a little rest. - Is he having a little rest?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You can't blame him. Catch his breath...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Slow and steady wins the race, Dale.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You're absolutely right, Dale, what's the rush?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Joanna's right on your heels.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Oh! You look good in heels.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20And she's off!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23That...that beam literally KO'd her, there.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28That was beam and punch bag working in tandem.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Gosh.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32If you're wondering why Dale looks confused,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34it's because he's balancing on a beam ten feet in the air,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37trying to dodge five massive swinging bags.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Straight through the middle.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Three down, two to go.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Bet he's wishing he'd applied for Eggheads.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- KLAXON BLARES - And Dale's banked the tablet.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Good show, old boy!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Phew! What a man, what a man.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59What a man, indeed. If Dale can bank the headphones
0:10:59 > 0:11:02and the games console, he's got this race in the bag!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh! Bad luck, Dale.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Just three touch points between Joanna and victory.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- KLAXONS BLARE - Look at that, she's got them both.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Joanna's shown true grit,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20with a time of 9.47 including penalties.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Tough luck for Dale, who finishes
0:11:22 > 0:11:24two-tenths of a second behind,
0:11:24 > 0:11:25which is 1/100th of a moment,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27if you're interested.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28You were absolutely incredible.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Can we get a little celebration yodel?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33HE YODELS Sounded a bit different than the one from the start,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- but well done, Dale. - All right, cheers.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Do you think you've done enough to beat the boys?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'd like to think so,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41but there is some tough competition.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44This is Jennifer,
0:11:44 > 0:11:48a drama enthusiast with a degree in mathematics and statistics.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Looks like someone listened to their parents - wish I had.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Jennifer, you are a dance captain for a West End musical society.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Any chance of bursting into song anywhere around the course today?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You never know, possibly.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I do get a bit nervous and sing in the shower,
0:12:02 > 0:12:03and when I'm at my spinning classes.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Right, give us your jazz hands. Jazz hands!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07And you can step kick your way to The Catapult.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Good luck, Jennifer. - Thank you very much.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12OK, darling, time to make your big entrance.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17In this scene, you'll be fired out of a massive catapult.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Trip to Majorca?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- No.- No.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Jennifer misses the first touch point,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26giving her a 30-second penalty.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28And...she's wet.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30She's still in with a chance though.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh, it's a tricky little number.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Now, West End Jen has two choices.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Try to jump over the wall,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48or take the loser's ladder, stage right.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Hmm, OK.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- What was the point...? - Jennifer! You lovely woman.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- That was a good attempt, Jennifer. - We put ladders there for a reason.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Next time, use the ladder, love.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Why take the ladder when you can jump across?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05When you can do a big star jump-splat.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Stack 'Em High, and West End Jen is putting on quite a performance.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hang on a minute. Now, it doesn't take a genius to look at that
0:13:13 > 0:13:15and see it's slightly unbalanced.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Wow! - KLAXON BLARES
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Yes, well done!
0:13:26 > 0:13:30No, literally, I was... I was, erm...clenched, you know?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Were you clenched? Yeah, I can...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I know exactly what you mean.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34The Wall Of Doom...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36..is no match for Jen.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Very little fazes you
0:13:37 > 0:13:39after you've met Andrew Lloyd Webber in the flesh.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43The Pole Vault.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Now, the best way to go is...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, OK. She's let go.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49No hands!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Look, no hands! - No hands!
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Well done, West End Jen.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Finally you get to be in Casualty.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Juicy fact for you. - Yes?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Jennifer used to play the bassoon. - Really?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Unlike you, who used to play the buffoon.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Yes.- Sorry, that was...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07That was so bad.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh... Oh, oh!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12She went for it!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- KLAXON BLARES - Bravo. Banked the tablet.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19That should take the edge off the bruising.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Go, Jennifer! She's amazing.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Now for her grand finale -
0:14:26 > 0:14:28the headphones and the games console.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh, and she's missed both!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- KLAXON BLARES - West End Jen stops the clock
0:14:34 > 0:14:35at 7.02 including penalties.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Jennifer, how was that?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- It was really good fun, though. - You gave us quite a show, though.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Say hello to Summer Crow.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I know what you're going to say. We double-checked.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49That is her real name.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So, Summer, you're double-jointed, you can do the moon walk
0:14:51 > 0:14:53and you can do the robot.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Are we going to be seeing any of those moves today?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Potentially, if you're a bit lucky, I might, you know...bust out,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- do a... - You going to bust out a little...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02A little robot? Oh, I'm excited for this one.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Start the clock!
0:15:03 > 0:15:04KLAXON BLARES
0:15:04 > 0:15:05SUMMER SCREAMS
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- Wow!- Now, that was quite... - She was...Flung her in the air.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Can she spring up and bank the trip to Majorca?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I'm going to pop that down as a "No."
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Drat, drat and double drat.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Ooh, close.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Ooh!- Ohh!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Ooh, Summer's turned out wet again.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Good effort, though.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Not a dancer is Ben.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35He's a cold-call marketeer who's looking for love.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Has anyone explained this show to him?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Start the clock!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40KLAXON BLARES
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Ben has been taking tae kwon do for two weeks.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47OK, ladies, listen up.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Ben's hobbies include climbing, jumping...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52..walking, and, er...
0:15:52 > 0:15:53well, swimming.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57He also likes to travel, which is great,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00because he banked the trip to Majorca.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Now for those golf clubs.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09No, he still prefers swimming.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ladies, check out Ben's ladder climbing technique.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's...unusual.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22The Pole Vault now, and...aww, he's got a lovely little face.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Ooh!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28He HAD a lovely little face.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Head wounds are in this season, right?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Ben, go take a rest - nursie will see you soon.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Get the outfit, will you?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Well, hello!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Summer comes round again quickly, doesn't it?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Ooh... Yay!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45And the wettest Summer on record.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48The Beam now.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Ooh.- Ohh! Ooh...
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Oh, she's gone!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Whoa!- She's gone.- So close!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Ooh, that was quite extraordinary.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00She actually went in neck first.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Summer missed the tablet -
0:17:02 > 0:17:05let's see if she can bank those next two prizes.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Yes!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08She banks the tumble dryer and stops the clock
0:17:08 > 0:17:11with a time of 05:37 including penalties.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Back to bumbling Ben.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Single, but keen.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Oh, yes, he's banked the tablet!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, no!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- You can do it!- I can't!- Yes!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Woohoo! Yes!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Banked! Brilliant!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Oh! That was gripping.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, God, not again!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Didn't think that was going to happen, did you?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I didn't, Zoe. Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40No-one ever talks to me.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I've been in here for weeks.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I cannot understand how this man's single.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Now for the Slide.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Will he impress the girls with his new console and headphones?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52No. No, he won't.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54But he does bank the tumble dryer,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57and stops the clock at 06:49 including penalties.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- You took quite a battering. - It's hard!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- It is tough.- It's very hard.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02I should have gone on a quiz show!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05You should have gone on a quiz show! How's your general knowledge?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Terrible.- Terrible! - ZOE LAUGHS
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Right, let's get the leaderboard out.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Mad Matt is now officially the one to beat,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16almost three minutes ahead of Summer Crow in second place,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18and more than seven minutes ahead of Dale,
0:18:18 > 0:18:23who's just one contestant away from getting himself yodelled out.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Still to come on Can't Touch This...
0:18:25 > 0:18:26the identical twin...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28the samba queen...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30and the rocket man.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for that car?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Next up is James from Essex.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Interesting fact - James was once a champion triple-jumper.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Well...it's a fact.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Jim's friends call his car the Dustbin.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Wonder why he's auditioned for THIS show?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Go on...oh, go on, James!- Go on!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02And James banks the trip to Majorca, and...
0:19:02 > 0:19:03yes, the golf clubs!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I don't think he's even noticed the floor is moving.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07James, play the game!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08They're supposed to be obstacles.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Oh, James!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Mr Swanky Pants!- I now feel like he's just mocking the course.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17ZOE CHUCKLES
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Can he ace Stack 'Em High?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Look at that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Good time James, keep it up, keep it up, good time.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Mr Swanky Pants banks the washing machine.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Oh, my goodness!- Look at that!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31James!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- You are ridiculously good. - Could James be the one?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Ohh! Could he be the one to conquer the Pole Vault?!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Oh!- Oh!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46BOTH: So close!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, dear, he's wet his swanky pants.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, my God, I am so jealous.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Now we know how it's done!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55James and the giant..
0:19:55 > 0:19:56beam.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57James, hold it! Yes! Oh...
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Oh, ducking and a-diving, look at him!- Whoo!
0:20:00 > 0:20:01No! No!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Make it. Yes!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Go on...
0:20:07 > 0:20:08And he's got the tablet.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Just the slide now.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14And Mr Swanky Pants banks the console, the headphones,
0:20:14 > 0:20:15and Zoe Ball's heart.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Banks the tumble dryer, and stops the clock
0:20:18 > 0:20:21with a time of 02:35 including penalties.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24James hops, skips and jumps his way through the course,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26banking every prize along the way.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Very swanky.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31That was incredible - you literally destroyed the course.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32I just went for it as quick as I could,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34and obviously maybe luck was with me today.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37The Pole Vault, you were so close to getting over the Wall.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I hoped I'd be able to pull myself up - didn't quite have the strength.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I hope we'll see you in the next round.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43- I've a feeling we will. - Me too.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- So well done, man. - Cheers, thank you.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Say hello to Maria,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48who told us she'd love to go trekking
0:20:48 > 0:20:50in the Amazonian rainforest.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52So we strapped her to a catapult in a television studio.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53KLAXON BLARES
0:20:53 > 0:20:57MARIA SCREAMS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Go on, chop the pieces, Maria!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05She's definitely there.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Can't see her. ASH CHUCKLES
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Maria!- There she is. - Oh, there she is!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10She's broken the surface.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12She looks like she's stuck in a really difficult current.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14She's taking ages!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18So while she's getting cosy, let's have a look at someone else.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Hello, Tasha.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21KLAXON BLARES
0:21:21 > 0:21:25TASHA SCREAMS
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Tasha's a 25-year-old midwife...
0:21:29 > 0:21:30who screams like a baby.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Ooh! And Tasha misses a trip to Majorca...
0:21:42 > 0:21:44..so she'll have to use our pool instead.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48- Oh!- Oh-ho-ho!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Takes a bump.- Bum first!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51While she's cooling off,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53let's see how Maria is getting on with her trek.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- LOUDSPEAKER:- 'Stage crew, can you come to the foam, please? We need to find a shoe.'
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Hang on, what?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58'..a shoe.'
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- MARIA:- Oh, that was wicked!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Now, Tasha's had some time to steady her nerves.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05TASHA YELPS
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Oh! OK.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09TASHA YELPS
0:22:09 > 0:22:11That's the mating cry of the chinchilla there.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14No luck for Tasha at the second touch point.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Oh!- Tasha?- Tasha, you OK?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Bit cold.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- She's a bit cold. - Bit cold. OK.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, they're all in now.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Hey! - MARIA LAUGHS
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- LOUDSPEAKER:- 'We've found the shoe.'
0:22:27 > 0:22:29She's at the Travelator.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Ooh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32And does the splits.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34That's going to hurt.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Still, she found the shoe.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Pluses and minuses.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41And now they're two wet shoes. Oh, dear!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47And no joy for Maria.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Can you sense a theme building here?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Now Tasha's at the Wall.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00It's the balancing act, and then trying to get your leg up,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- gracefully. - And the blocks are all slippery.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06And here's Maria at the Wall.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Still got both shoes. Good.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12SHE MOUTHS
0:23:16 > 0:23:17No grip there, Tasha.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Did need to rethink this.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, no, I don't like the look of that. That's...
0:23:28 > 0:23:31That's madness, that's madness.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33ASH LAUGHS No, no!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Oh!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Oh!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40She's trying this so many times.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Deep breaths, Maria.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43That's it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Ooh!- Oh, come on!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53The problem is, she is where the block should be, so...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56..she can't get it round.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00101 ways to not get over the Wall to the Pole Vault by Tasha.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01THEY LAUGH
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Ooh! Aah!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Hard luck, Tasha.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10This is Steve, a sports fanatic from Nottingham,
0:24:10 > 0:24:14who's already banked the trip to Majorca and the washing machine.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20All right?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Come on, Steve!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Aaargh...
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Ohh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28That's a lot of Steve hitting a lot of pole.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32And now for the Beam.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh...duck and weave, Sporty Steve!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Sorry, just trying out a new catchphrase.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Ooh!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42No!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- He gets it on the way down!- No!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48He certainly did...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50and hurdles his way into third place.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Meanwhile, Mr Swanky Pants hops straight over Mad Matt
0:24:54 > 0:24:55for the top spot,
0:24:55 > 0:24:56which leaves West End Jen
0:24:56 > 0:24:59wondering if her moment in the spotlight is coming to an end.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Sadly, Maria and Tasha will not be joining us in the next round,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05as they're still trying to get over a large plastic wall.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Meet Troy and Lauren.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11They're identical twins, only not with each other.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14So THEY'RE not actually twins, they just have twins.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Let's see if we can manufacture some false sibling rivalry.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Come on Troy, brother from another mother...
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Yes! He's got it!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23He's banked the trip to Majorca.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29And a dip in the drink.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31He TROYD so hard!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Lauren's turn.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Ah, she misses the holiday, but, well, she does get a trip.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Twin Troy's turn for the golf clubs...
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, no!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Mmm...but look at that swagger.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Let's see if Lauren can fare any better.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Ohh!- So close!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, hard luck, Lauren.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Here he goes.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08I have an idea.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09This is really slippery!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Let's see if they can fall identically at the pole.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Here goes. - HE SCREAMS
0:26:16 > 0:26:17- Here goes. - HE SCREAMS
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Heavens to Murgatroyd! That looked pretty dodgy.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Yup - must be a twin thing.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Urgh!- Oh, man alive! Troy's off the Beam!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37You know what we should do? We should TROY a little tenderness.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40But Lauren defies nature, and banks the tablet.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42At the slide now...
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Twin Troy banks the headphones and the games console.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50But identical twin Lauren, on the other hand, only gets the headphones,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52thus settling the nurture/nature debate.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Twin Troy stops the clock at 04:04 including penalties.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Identical Lauren banks the dryer,
0:26:57 > 0:26:59and it's 04:57 including penalties.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03And a fantastic run for these twins, who are absolutely not related.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06The leaderboard's shaping up beautifully.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07The twins, Troy and Lauren,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09bag spots side by side at three and four.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12And we'll soon find out if winter is coming for Summer,
0:27:12 > 0:27:14as she has the time to beat.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Up next up is John, an ex-traffic warden from Lancashire.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22You used to be a traffic warden, so if you stay too long
0:27:22 > 0:27:25in any of our areas, can I clamp you and whack a ticket on you?
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- That's fine, yeah? - Yeah, well, if it's you personally, you can do whatever you want to me.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- I've got my outfit and everything. - Everything?- Yeah!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- If you've got the hat, you can take it off for me.- Got the hat.- Yeah?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Where are we going with this? This is a family show!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38All right, yes, let's stop this now.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41KLAXON BLARES
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Yee-ha!- Yee-ha indeed!
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Yee-ha!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Ooh!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Banks a trip to Majorca. Just the ticket!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51A ticket which must be paid within a month
0:27:51 > 0:27:53to avoid further penalties.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Sorry!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Oh, no!- So close!- So cool!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59That's so cool!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04We've had a bit of trouble with this one today,
0:28:04 > 0:28:08so let me present Sue's Guide To The Travelator.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- COD POSH ACCENT:- So you've just unwrapped your new Travelator
0:28:11 > 0:28:13and want to know how to use it.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Well, the first thing to do is keep light on your feet.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Balance...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21balance, balance.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22And if you do fall,
0:28:22 > 0:28:27get up quickly and run like your bally life depends on it.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- NORMAL VOICE:- And here are some Travelator no-nos.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Don't crawl on it.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35Don't surf it.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Don't ignore it.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42Don't belly-flop it.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Ooh!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Don't do gymnastics on it.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49And whatever you do...
0:28:51 > 0:28:53..don't get it wet.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Oh, sorry - that's actually my neighbour's instructions
0:28:56 > 0:28:57for looking after her cat.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Keep these thoughts in mind, and you, like me,
0:29:00 > 0:29:04could have a long and fulfilling career in professional Travelating.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Now back to our traffic warden.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10John, you're on a single yellow line!
0:29:15 > 0:29:17But can he get the tablet?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Oh, no!
0:29:19 > 0:29:20- Clamped!- What's he doing?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Just because you dodge them once, John...- It's going to come back!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28It's the slide now,
0:29:28 > 0:29:31and John banks the last three prizes,
0:29:31 > 0:29:34and stops the clock at 05:09 including penalties.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36How was that?
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Ugh! Horrendous!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40ASH LAUGHS I hear your workmates call you David Brent, right?
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Sometimes!
0:29:41 > 0:29:44What do you reckon they'll call you after that?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Donkey Brent, probably!
0:29:46 > 0:29:49ASH LAUGHS Well, mate, well done. We hope to see you in Round Two.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50OK. Thank you very much.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54Next up is Gavin, a policeman who used to guard the Queen.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Gavin, I hear your guilty pleasure is listening to Elton John when no-one else is looking.- Yeah.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- Yeah.- Do you sing along?
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Most of the time.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08- Go on, then, Rocket Man, show us what you're made of. - KLAXON BLARES
0:30:08 > 0:30:09GAVIN SCREAMS
0:30:09 > 0:30:11He's achieved lift-off.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12But can he bank the...
0:30:12 > 0:30:14yes, he can!
0:30:16 > 0:30:17Ohh!
0:30:17 > 0:30:20He's stopped himself. Oh! Go on, Gavin, don't give up!
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- He scrambles, he really wants the golf clubs.- He is bionic!
0:30:24 > 0:30:25- Yes!- He is!
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Someone must have watched Sue's Guide To The Travelator.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Time it...!
0:30:29 > 0:30:30ZOE SIGHS
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Ooh!
0:30:32 > 0:30:35- Well done, Gavin!- Yes!- Woohoo!
0:30:35 > 0:30:39- We have had some strong dudes today. - Brilliant!
0:30:39 > 0:30:42So Gavin's still standing, and banks the washing machine.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46So far, he's out of this world.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- Grip it hard, grip it, grip it! - Grip it real hard!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Oh, the Rocket Man forgot about gravity.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58He might be able to sing in quite a high voice now.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Onto the Beam...
0:31:04 > 0:31:05..and banks a tablet.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Watch it, watch it, Gav!
0:31:08 > 0:31:11What an annoying place for a touch point!
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Down the slide...
0:31:13 > 0:31:15He banks the headphones...
0:31:16 > 0:31:19..and the tumble dryer! Woohoo! Yes!
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Gavin rocketed through the course
0:31:20 > 0:31:23with a time of 03:14 including penalties.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26I hope you've done enough to get into Round Two. Do you think you have?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Hopefully!- It was an amazing time, so well done.- Thank you very much.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32He certainly has, nabbing the third spot.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Traffic warden John is at the bottom of the leaderboard,
0:31:34 > 0:31:36but he could still get towed.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39And it's time to say goodbye to Sarah...
0:31:39 > 0:31:40We hardly knew ya!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Sporty Steve...
0:31:43 > 0:31:45our Fair Lady of the West End, Jen...
0:31:46 > 0:31:48..to Fierce Joanna...
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- SINGS:- # Yodel-ay-he Dale... #
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Tasha, who was bested by the Wall...
0:31:52 > 0:31:54and Maria, who's still on it.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Summer Crow...
0:31:57 > 0:31:58and Bumbling Ben.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Thanks, guys, it's been a trip.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Ooh!
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Last up is dancer and personal trainer Nina.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Nina, you're a member of a samba dance company.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Yes, that is correct.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13- So are we going to be seeing any of your moves today? - What time is it?
0:32:13 > 0:32:14THEY LAUGH
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- What, you've got loads? - It's a bit early for samba. - I don't think it's TOO early!
0:32:17 > 0:32:19- Start the clock! - KLAXON BLARES
0:32:19 > 0:32:20NINA SCREAMS
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Wow. Takes a real dancer to start with a lift.
0:32:29 > 0:32:30Beautiful steps, Nina.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33The trip to Majorca and the golf clubs are in the bank.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36She almost did the splits!
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- Oh!- And she stayed dry! - Oh, she holds it together.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41- That is an incredible effort on the Travelator.- That is good.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Oh! Bad luck, bad luck.
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Samba. Samba moves.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Goes like that. Anyway... - Is that what they're called?- Yeah.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Nice!
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Batucada, goes like that...
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Budgerigar, as we call it. - Oh, well...
0:32:54 > 0:32:58- We're not paying attention here. - All right, we're paying attention, and she's up. Nina!- Oh!
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Banks the washing machine. - Nice work.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Hmm... She's not a pole dancer, but is she a Beam walker?
0:33:07 > 0:33:08- Oh!- Nina, no!
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Must have started on the wrong foot.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14But she's still going.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Nina banks the headphones and the games console and the dryer,
0:33:19 > 0:33:20and stops the clock
0:33:20 > 0:33:22with a time of 03:48 including penalties.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25You, like, flew through that. You made it look so easy!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27I just lost it, I couldn't see anything!
0:33:27 > 0:33:30I just thought, "I'll run and hope for the best."
0:33:30 > 0:33:32I didn't actually get to see a samba roll or a batucada during that.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36- No, there was no grace there. - Save that for later! I don't know, it was pretty graceful.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Well done. Brilliant! - Thank you very much.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Well, there you have it, end of Round One.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46The Travelator again causing quite a lot of difficulties for people.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48- Some spectacular fails. - Let's talk about Tasha.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52You get to that Wall, and you've got to think, "Which piece do I use, what order do I put it in?"
0:33:52 > 0:33:56If you get it wrong, I mean, you could be there, as we saw, for quite a while!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- One big talking point of the day. - James.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00He nearly, very nearly mastered the Pole Vault.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- It was the closest that we've seen to date.- Oh...
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Who were the fastest six to make it through to Round Two?
0:34:06 > 0:34:09In first place is Swanky Pants James.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Mad Matt takes the second spot.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Rocket Man Gavin orbits right behind in third place.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Samba Queen Nina claims the fourth spot,
0:34:17 > 0:34:20which leaves The Twins, Troy in fifth place and Lauren in sixth.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21They're not twins!
0:34:28 > 0:34:29This round is a race for the chairs,
0:34:29 > 0:34:33where our contestants will battle each other over a course of ropes, rings and water.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36And the ones left standing up are going to be walking out.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Well, as you'd imagine, it all kicks off on spinning platforms,
0:34:39 > 0:34:40which...spin.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45They clamber across the crossing, hence the name,
0:34:45 > 0:34:46to a set of touch points,
0:34:46 > 0:34:49which bank a futuristic, if unnecessary, Gaming Chair.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51But there are only five touch points,
0:34:51 > 0:34:54so one contestant will miss out and leave the game.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55After a quick sit down, they're off again,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58through the water and up the uneven stairs to the rings,
0:34:58 > 0:35:01as they attempt to make their way to the four touch points that bank them
0:35:01 > 0:35:02a very clever smartphone.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Five into four don't go, so another contestant
0:35:05 > 0:35:08will be eliminated, before they set off again to the Dropping Ropes.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11It's an odd but apt name, as not all the ropes are connected.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Contestants must choose the right one to swing across the pontoon,
0:35:14 > 0:35:16otherwise they drop.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium,
0:35:19 > 0:35:20and bank a very cool fridge.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23But there are only three touch points,
0:35:23 > 0:35:26which means another contestant will be eliminated,
0:35:26 > 0:35:27leaving our final three.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Have they been spinning there the whole time I've been chatting? I'm so sorry!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Got the attention span of a stapler.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Looks to me like they're nicely disorientated.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37- So let the games begin. - Cue the klaxon.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38KLAXON BLARES
0:35:39 > 0:35:41There they go.
0:35:41 > 0:35:42They're like spiders
0:35:42 > 0:35:44who've completed a health and safety course.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Troy's at the back, not really making much of an effort.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51Swanky Pants James first to the touch point, and then Troy...
0:35:51 > 0:35:52What?!
0:35:53 > 0:35:54Troy, how did you get there?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Ah...that's how you did it.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02You were just TROYING with us!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Nina's in.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09Gavin and Matt both in, which means the music has stopped for Lauren.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12Look at them.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14They've got their game faces on.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16And Matt still hasn't found the toilet by the looks of him.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Tip the chairs!
0:36:22 > 0:36:23And up they come.
0:36:27 > 0:36:32- Oh, my God!- James! He is unbelievable.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36James skips across the rings as if they weren't made of massive holes,
0:36:36 > 0:36:37and banks the smartphone.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40He made that look easy.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Not like Gavin, who made that look dangerous!
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Thankfully we shot it in slow-mo for our records.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Well, MY records.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Looks like it's over for our Rocket Man Gavin.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59If the rest of them can just hold on...
0:36:59 > 0:37:00I said hold on, Nina!
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Ooh!- Oh, no!
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Not dive neck first into a pool full of rubber!
0:37:07 > 0:37:09But style points for the full flip there, Nina.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Now it's getting interesting.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17Matt and Troy make it through, so there's just one spot left.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20But who will it be, Rocket Man or the Samba Queen?
0:37:20 > 0:37:22- Gavin and Nina...- Gavin or Nina?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25..race across the rings for the last chair.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27OK, Gavin, just stay on your feet, and...
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Ooh! Have you learned nothing?
0:37:37 > 0:37:38Nina's going for it.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Oh, but it is Gavin, by the skin of his teeth, again.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49That sucks!
0:37:49 > 0:37:52There were six. Now there are four.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Soon, only three will remain.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Don't forget about the dropping ropes!
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Launch! - KLAXON BLARES
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Down they go into the water.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01They must be getting tired of that.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Troy's in. Oh, it's a dud!
0:38:03 > 0:38:04That's cold.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08James tries to demolish the bridge with his spine,
0:38:08 > 0:38:10while Matt is doing...
0:38:10 > 0:38:11that.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20And running true to form, Troy is making headway.
0:38:20 > 0:38:21Boom!
0:38:23 > 0:38:26James banks that fridge and a place in the final three -
0:38:26 > 0:38:28so it's Matt and Gavin for the final spot.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29It's Matt!
0:38:30 > 0:38:32No, it's Gavin!
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Gavin coming from behind again.
0:38:35 > 0:38:36Oh, Matt there.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Oh, hang on, this can't be right.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41The whole thing's degenerated into a farce.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Nice try, Matt!
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Oh, that's brilliant.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Aw, look, he loves him really.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51I would have done the same thing, Matt,
0:38:51 > 0:38:54but it's not going to help you now, Honey-thighs.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58So, goodbye, Mad Matt.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00We'll miss your crazy smile -
0:39:00 > 0:39:03except when it comes back to haunt my nightmares.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Goodbye to Nina.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09You've danced and flipped your way into our hearts.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11And goodbye to Lauren the twin.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13It's time to leave. Solo.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Now, we have a mountain for our contestants to climb.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24And, of course, because we don't want to make it too easy for them,
0:39:24 > 0:39:25we've set it spinning.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27And guess what we called it? Spin Mountain!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Honestly, it's hardly a mountain.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35It's more of a giant, two-toned,
0:39:35 > 0:39:36turny, synthetic elevation.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39All right, it's a mountain. It's a mountain!
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Each contestant has to find their three uniquely-coloured discs
0:39:42 > 0:39:44and return them to their podiums in order
0:39:44 > 0:39:47from these three rotating rings.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain -
0:39:49 > 0:39:52which is also spinning - and bank a smart watch,
0:39:52 > 0:39:54and go on to leap for that car.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Watch out, though, some of those handholds are on bungee cords,
0:39:57 > 0:39:59just for a laugh.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- KLAXON BLARES - And they're off!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Swanky-Pants James, straight away, in for his number one.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07And we all know he's Zoe's number one.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10For some reason, this game reminds me of a nightmare I once had
0:40:10 > 0:40:13about three blokes trying to scale a spinning mountain.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14I've changed my medication now.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15Ooh!
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Gavin's got a case of the wobbles there.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Troy meditating peacefully at the foot of the mountain,
0:40:22 > 0:40:24and James in there with number two.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Oh, Troy's had an awakening!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31He's finally found the one he's been looking for...
0:40:34 > 0:40:35..and banked it.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Gavin's dancing for his dinner...
0:40:38 > 0:40:40That's a different game show.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44..and Swanky-Pants James is off to the mountain.
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Ooh!
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Gavin's in with number three.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53Could this be an upset?
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Sometimes, I think the spinning makes this game harder.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Oh, no.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05He's found the bungee cords!
0:41:05 > 0:41:08It's so close - and James hits the deck!
0:41:08 > 0:41:09Gavin's so close now.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Come on, James!
0:41:14 > 0:41:15KLAXON BLARES
0:41:15 > 0:41:17But Gavin is the winner and the game is over.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Troy, the game's over.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Poor James - so close,
0:41:25 > 0:41:28but tonight, it's Rocket Man Gavin's time to Feel The Love.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30How are you feeling?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- Fantastic.- Yeah?
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Going into that, what did you think your chances were?
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- Absolutely zero.- Really?
0:41:36 > 0:41:38- Yeah.- See?- I was getting really, really dizzy.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Now is your chance to claim all of those incredible prizes
0:41:41 > 0:41:43you've worked so hard to bank.
0:41:43 > 0:41:44How are you feeling about that?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Nervous.- Are you ready, though?- Definitely.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Definitely up for the challenge? - Yeah.- Course he is.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51I'm glad you said that, Gavin, cos we're all rooting for you.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55Our Royal Guard copper and not-so-secret Elton John fan
0:41:55 > 0:41:57has won the day.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Rocket Man, you crept in at clamber crossing,
0:42:00 > 0:42:02you came from behind at the rings...
0:42:05 > 0:42:07..just barely made the final three...
0:42:09 > 0:42:11..but then you went supersonic.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16I really hope that Gavin gets the car
0:42:16 > 0:42:18and all the other prizes that he's banked.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23I want to say "Congratulations, Gavin,"
0:42:23 > 0:42:26and I hope that he wins the car.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Gavin, it's time for you to light up the sky.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30KLAXON BLARES
0:42:35 > 0:42:38So, everything Gavin has banked is hanging above the Travelator.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40There's a trip to Majorca...
0:42:40 > 0:42:41- Golf clubs... - ..washing machine...
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- ..tablet... - ..games console...
0:42:43 > 0:42:44- ..tumble dryer... - ..gaming chair...
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- ..a smartphone... - ..fridge freezer...
0:42:46 > 0:42:48..and a smart watch.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51So, here is what Gavin has got to do to take them home with him tonight.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56All the prizes Gavin has banked in the previous rounds
0:42:56 > 0:43:00are hanging in the air above this fast-moving travelator.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Gavin has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as he can -
0:43:03 > 0:43:06and, of course, everything he touches, he wins.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08OK, Gavin, this is it, mate.
0:43:08 > 0:43:09Are you ready?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11As ready as I'll ever be.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- They look pretty high, don't they? - From down here, they look very high.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19You have 60 seconds, Gavin, to touch and win your ten prizes.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Ready for it?- Yeah.- Then go and get into position. Good luck, Gavin.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Cheers. Thank you.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32There they all are, all Gavin's banked prizes.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33So close!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36It won't be easy, but that's why we call this show "Can't Touch This" -
0:43:36 > 0:43:41not "Just Seriously, You Know, Take What You Like."
0:43:41 > 0:43:43KLAXON BLARES
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Gavin's out of the gate.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Double tap! The fridge and the trip to Majorca.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49And he's won the tumble dryer.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53And a double tap again - golf clubs and the tablet.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Oh, and he's missed!
0:43:55 > 0:44:00And he's got his eyes on the washing machine, there.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Washing machine, and... Oh! Just out of reach!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Can't quite get it.
0:44:04 > 0:44:10That's the washing machine and the smartphone! Woohoo!
0:44:10 > 0:44:12That's the gaming chair and the gaming console -
0:44:12 > 0:44:15got a chair to go with that!
0:44:16 > 0:44:19- Gavin!- 25 seconds, Gavin. 25 seconds!
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Come on, take a breath. What haven't you got? Come on.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Breathe through! Come on.
0:44:24 > 0:44:25Get the smart watch!
0:44:25 > 0:44:27It's time to win that smart watch.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29- Just take it. Go on, Gavin!- Ready?
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Come on, Gavin, you can get it.
0:44:31 > 0:44:32One last time. One last time.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34BOTH: Nine, eight, seven, six
0:44:34 > 0:44:38five, four, three,
0:44:38 > 0:44:40two, one.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43An astronomical effort from our Rocket Man Gavin!
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Well done.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48- Oh, my goodness me.- Here he is. - Did you enjoy that?
0:44:48 > 0:44:49That was fantastic.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51That was really good fun.
0:44:51 > 0:44:52Sabrina, your lovely wife,
0:44:52 > 0:44:55and Ethan, your little boy, are going to be...
0:44:55 > 0:44:57They're just going to be stoked at how well you've done.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00You said when you applied to take part in this show,
0:45:00 > 0:45:03there wasn't any point in taking part unless you were going to win -
0:45:03 > 0:45:04and that's exactly what you've done.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Bar one thing, I think you pretty much got all the prizes.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09- Literally, you got nine. - That's fantastic.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11The only thing you didn't was the smart watch.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Honestly, you got the trip to Majorca, the golf clubs,
0:45:13 > 0:45:17the washing machine, the tablet, the games console, the tumble dryer,
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- the gaming chair, the smartphone... - He could go on about it for hours.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- ..and a fridge freezer, Gavin. - That's brilliant.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24I mean, that is all great, Gavin -
0:45:24 > 0:45:28but, as you well know, there is still one very special prize.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. - You're looking forward to it?
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Think you can do it?- Oh, easily. - Ah-ha-ha, I like it. Great.
0:45:34 > 0:45:35Let's jump for the car.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37If Gavin can make one more fantastic leap
0:45:37 > 0:45:40and touch that car, it will be his.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42One small leap for a Rocket Man...
0:45:42 > 0:45:45one slightly bigger leap for a hatchback.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47So, Gavin, now we're up here,
0:45:47 > 0:45:49you can actually see how far away the car is.
0:45:49 > 0:45:50What's going through your mind?
0:45:50 > 0:45:52It's a lot further away than I thought it was.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54It is far. I mean, that is no easy feat.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Do you think you can do it?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- I'm going to give it my best shot. - That's what I like to hear.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59It's all yours.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03So, here we go.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04One contestant, one car,
0:46:04 > 0:46:06one giant leap.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Gavin, best of luck, my darling.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10In your own time...
0:46:10 > 0:46:12jump for the car.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22One jump.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23One chance.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25One car.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43KLAXON BLARES
0:46:52 > 0:46:53He did it!
0:46:54 > 0:46:55He won the car.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Well done, Gavin, you've won the car!
0:46:58 > 0:47:00I mean, you've also won nine other prizes,
0:47:00 > 0:47:02but you've won the flippin' car!
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Also, nice midriff.
0:47:17 > 0:47:21- Bring it in.- Oh, my goodness me. - Well done. Come in there.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22What are you thinking right now?
0:47:22 > 0:47:24"I've got a new car."
0:47:24 > 0:47:27- You have.- That is yours. - That's brilliant.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29I didn't even expect to get past Round One
0:47:29 > 0:47:31and to have made it this far,
0:47:31 > 0:47:32and then to have won the car as well,
0:47:32 > 0:47:33is just phenomenal.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35- Do you feel quite emotional? - Yeah, a little bit.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I'm emotional as well.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39What do you think Sabrina is going to say when she finds out?
0:47:39 > 0:47:41"Can I have it?"
0:47:41 > 0:47:42"Can I have it?"
0:47:42 > 0:47:44- Do you reckon...? Is that her kind of car?- Yeah.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47And don't forget, you haven't just won the car,
0:47:47 > 0:47:49you've won nine other prizes fantastic prizes.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Trip to Majorca, washing machine, tumble dryer, everything.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53- You took home everything.- Yeah.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Do you think the boys and girls will be proud down at the station?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Yeah. When I tell them.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02- They know nothing about this? - No, nothing at all.- They do now.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05- They will do.- Well done, Gavin. - Thank you.- Splendid skills today.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06Absolutely brilliant.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08That's it, until next time
0:48:08 > 0:48:10when we'll have more contestants
0:48:10 > 0:48:12trying to touch more great prizes.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Till then, stay in touch.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Say goodbye, Sue.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17What? Did somebody say my name?
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Bye!- Oh, yes. Goodbye. Bye!