0:00:02 > 0:00:05One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09But doing that takes a whole load of this...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16..a ridiculous amount of this...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23..and absolutely masses of this.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- This is... BOTH:- Can't Touch This!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hello, I'm Zoe Ball.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And I'm Ashley Banjo, and welcome to Can't Touch This.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56As we speak, our contestants
0:00:56 > 0:00:59are gearing themselves up, going through their pre-match rituals
0:00:59 > 0:01:00and doing whatever it takes
0:01:00 > 0:01:03to prepare themselves for an incredible challenge.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Their aim is to make it through the course
0:01:05 > 0:01:07touching as many touch-points as they can
0:01:07 > 0:01:11and winning prizes galore, including the big one, a brand-new car.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15But our course is an unforgiving monster -
0:01:15 > 0:01:19just who are these fearless adventurers about to set foot on it?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Good question. Perhaps our colleague and voice from the skies,
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Sue Perkins, can tell us?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yes, she'll be accompanying our contestants every step,
0:01:26 > 0:01:27stumble and splash of the way
0:01:27 > 0:01:32in her brilliantly eloquent and erudite style. Over to you, Sue.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Thank you indeedily doodily, Zoe.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Now, let's meet tonight's contestants.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37They're brave, they're bold,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40their next of kin have no idea they're here.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Within the ranks - a royal maid who blinks when she winks...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47the itchy nose man...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and a wannabe pirate searching for booty.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54They're all hoping they can touch this tonight.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57And it all starts here.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Our catapult sends our contestants on a short
0:02:00 > 0:02:02but exhilarating flight into a foam pit.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Then, it's on to the travelator - high above is the first touch-point.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Touch it and bank a laptop -
0:02:08 > 0:02:12just great for watching cats doing amusing things.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Also on the travelator, the second touch-point,
0:02:14 > 0:02:19which banks a trip to Paris - great for watching French cats, or Cats.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22But one misstep on the travelator and you'll be in the drink.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Then, it's a short trip to Stack 'Em High -
0:02:24 > 0:02:26just build a tower to reach touch-point number three
0:02:26 > 0:02:30and bank some headphones. Now you can really hear voices in your head.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Then take the mighty pole across the water to the beam.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Dodge the swinging punch bags to reach the fourth touch-point
0:02:35 > 0:02:37and bank a family tent.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Listen to your mum snore for up to three hours.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Next, it's down the slide to the two swinging touch-points
0:02:43 > 0:02:45which bank a smartphone and a drone.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Perfect if you want a smartphone and a drone.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Last touch-point stops the clock and banks a washing machine.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That's your weekend sorted.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55For each touch-point they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty
0:02:55 > 0:02:57and whoever gets through to the end of the show
0:02:57 > 0:02:59gets a chance to win what they've banked.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Thems the rules, don't blame me, I only came here to get out the rain.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06So, that's round one. If we were American,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08we'd probably say, "Awesome!"
0:03:08 > 0:03:10But as Brits we prefer, "Crikey!"
0:03:10 > 0:03:12So let's find out which lucky contestant
0:03:12 > 0:03:14is first for the catapult.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17First up is bouncy Bethany, who flies through the air
0:03:17 > 0:03:18with the greatest of ease.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Well, it's good to know your strengths.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Bethany, you have won medals for trampolining,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26so how will you bounce your way round this course
0:03:26 > 0:03:27with a spring in your step at the end?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I'm going to try and finish with a hop, skip and a jump.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33An award-winning trampoliner! Finally we have someone
0:03:33 > 0:03:36who won't overreact to being flung out the catapult.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Launch it!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- BETHANY SCREAMS - Oh! That was a big scream!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Good scream!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I don't remember trampolining being so noisy.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46What's all the fuss about, Bouncy Beth?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47You're meant to be a professional.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Oh, my God! - First touch-point banks a laptop.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I mean, she does not know what she's in for, does she?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Right.- Ooooh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- BETHANY SHRIEKS - Ooh! Just missed it, so no laptop,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59but she does pick up a 30-second time penalty.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And an open fracture.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Second touch-point banks a trip to Paris. If you make it there,
0:04:04 > 0:04:05you can make it anywhere.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Earplugs in for Bethany.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oop!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18And it's auf Wiedersehen to Paris.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's so hard to get up that thing when you're soaking wet.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22On to Stack 'Em High.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Go on, Bethany!- Come on, Bethany! - Loving the screaming!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26BETHANY SHRIEKS AND GRUNTS
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Very vocal.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Now it's time to see Beth's jumping skills in action.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33If she can touch that hanging touch-point,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35she'll bank a set of headphones.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37She's tall enough for that, definitely.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, those jumping lessons really paying off.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42A little bit of power plate there. Really works the gluteals.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ooh, Beth, no, I wouldn't go that way.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48No, that's the, er, that's the Wall of Dooooom!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, no, actually, that's fine. That's the way you have to go.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54All right, yeah, she's tipping it on the side. All right.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Shake, shake, shake, senora Shake it all the time... #
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Now, she's got some big legs, so...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Never say that to a woman. - Never say that to a woman.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- "She's got big legs"!- Possibly the worst thing you can say to a woman.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Long. Long legs.- She's got long legs! She's got strong legs.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Strong, long legs.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Such a way with words.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Sadly, the wrong way.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Nice.- I told you. See?- Look at that!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Bouncy Beth has bested the wall, but now she faces the pole vault.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27And by "faces"...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I mean "falls awkwardly into a shallow pool
0:05:29 > 0:05:31"of dangerously overchlorinated water".
0:05:31 > 0:05:33She kinda just slid down it!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36She did keep her face above water, though. That's good.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'd get out of there quickly. Your skin can burn.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- One more degree and there'd be ice on the top, I tell you.- Yeah!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45On to the beam.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Those five punchbags are waiting to bounce her into oblivion.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50The touch-point hidden sneakily under the beam
0:05:50 > 0:05:52banks the family tent.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ooooh! That was close.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Got to really want a family tent to do this, haven't you?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59OK...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, good save!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, she's come so far.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11It would be cruel to see her drop at the last moment.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And she banks the tent!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17And cleverly stops the final punchbag with her face.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Haven't seen that done before.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Repeated battering on the noggin. Good work, Bethany. She's good!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26How do you think she looks, Zoe?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Exhausted, but all she's got to do is slide down a slide. Easy.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Ah, but not so easy to reach the two swinging touch-points,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34which bank a smartphone and a drone. Don't want to mix those up.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Look a bit of a fool flying a phone around the park.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Or a drone, come to think of it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43She misses those but stops the clock and banks the washing machine.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49We add three 30-second penalties, one for each touch-point missed,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51giving Bouncy Beth a grand total
0:06:51 > 0:06:52of 5 minutes 33 seconds.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We know that you love athletics, trampolining
0:06:55 > 0:06:57and you're very sporty, but how was that for you?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Solid!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Solid?- Yeah!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04That's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Next we have Terry. Terry is a hospital technician
0:07:07 > 0:07:10who's had over 100 stitches on his face.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11# That's life... #
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, he needed the practice.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Fling him!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16MUSIC: Tragedy by the Bee Gees
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Here he goes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, and he's off!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Now let's see how many stitches he'll need after the travelator.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh-ho! Oh, yes, laptop banked.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Face spanked.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33And leg... Ooh, yanked. Ow.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Not a great start, but he's back up, and if he's careful...
0:07:36 > 0:07:37he c... Oh, dear.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41# With no-one to love you you're going nowhere... #
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Well, he's persevering, I'll give him that.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45# Tragedy... #
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Go on.- I think that's the hip that shattered.- Go, go, go.- Keep going!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Ah.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Drat.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Stack 'Em High now.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, Terry, the little one? Really?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Doubtful whether he can go for this, but he's a brave man.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- # That's life - That's what all the people say... #
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Yay! He did it.- No problem!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11He banked the headphones. I'll tell you what, I am an idiot.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Now, the little piece worked for him once. Will it work again?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No, it won't.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# When I'm back on top... #
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No, you've just made that harder.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I tell you what, let's leave Terry to have a bit of a think.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28This is Neil from Newtownards in Northern Ireland.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31He's a rugby player and dog lover, but not just any dog.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Scooby-Doo. He's an all-time favourite.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36When I was six or seven, I went to Orlando and had a bit of a scene.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I walked around a corner and there he was with the Mystery Machine,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42and I just passed out on the spot with the paramedics all around me.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- You passed out over Scooby-Doo? - They thought it was heatstroke,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- but, no, that was Scooby-Doo. - I can remember.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51OK, Scooby-Doo, we need you to fetch that touch-point. Ruhh?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# We got some work to do now... #
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Hey!- Yikes! He banks the laptop.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- CARTOON RUNNING NOISES - And he's off.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Can he bank the trip to Paris?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Yes!- Yes, he can! Easy!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ruh-roh! He's going to make it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh! That was more Scooby-Don't.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Straight into the wall.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Watch out, Scooby, someone's on your tail.
0:09:12 > 0:09:18Just like the cartoon, it's Paul the construction company credit manager.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21If Neil uncovers the secrets of the old obstacle course,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Old Man Paul will be ruined!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26He's not that old, but, hey, this is a Scooby-Doo parody.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Neil's at Stack 'Em High.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31MUSIC: Wacky Races theme
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Neil's up on his hind legs for the headphones...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Ooooh...- Quick!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yes! He banked it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40..and banked them. Meanwhile, Old Man Paul's at the travelator.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Ooh! Misses the laptop. He'll be raging!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Do you know what? That was a pretty good fall.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It was a good fall.- OK.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Back to Scooby Neil at the Wall of Dooooom.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Old Man Paul's not giving up, though.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, so close!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, no!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08This is so frustrating, this bit.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Zoinks!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Catching up on Scooby Neil...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20He's not giving up.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- He's up and over!- Woohoo! Go, Neil!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Somebody give that man a Scooby Snack.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Yeah!
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Headphones banked, and it looks like Old Man Paul hasn't given up yet.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Creepers!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42He tried to jump the pole vault!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Old Man Paul's right behind him.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh, aqua smash!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Ouch!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55He's done very well across the course so far.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Been a bit Scrappy, mind you...!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Make a run for it, Scooby Neil, he's right on your tail!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Look at that! Oh!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06But he hit the touch-point!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07That was like a slam dunk!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Banked the family tent. Good boy!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16He ran across it. "Ahhhh! Goooosh!"
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Go, Neil!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Now Old Man Paul has him cornered.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Oh, go, go, go.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yes!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oh, no!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Amazing! It's amazing!- Bob and weave.- Hold tight. Hold down.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Don't get him, don't get him.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33And Paul banks the tent as well.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Can Scooby-Doo it? Here we go.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yes, he can. Banks both!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44And Paul...misses both.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Scooby Neil stops the clock at 3:26 with no penalties,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50uncovering the secrets of the ol' obstacle course.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52And at 7:35 after penalties,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Old Man Paul is going away for a loooong time.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57He would've made it
0:11:57 > 0:12:00if it hadn't been for those pesky kids.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02MUSIC: Everybody Hurts by REM
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Back to Tragic Terry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Is that his real name?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08This'll be it. This'll be it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Here he goes.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Ah, good, yes!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Ooh, he's up at the pole.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Now, what could possibly go wrong?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I know. It's hideous.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Oh, oooooh!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22MUSIC: Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees
0:12:22 > 0:12:24No, it's OK, because he knows how to do his own stitches.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Every negative has a positive.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28# Stayin' alive... #
0:12:28 > 0:12:34Can he outmanoeuvre the punchbags and bank himself a family tent?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- No, he can't.- No, he can't.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Let's give him a minute there to compose himself
0:12:42 > 0:12:45and pop his face back on.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Roxii has just got out of prison.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49OK, she's a prison officer, not an inmate.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Her only crime is being awesome!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54And a spot of treason.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55# ..dancing to the jailhouse rock... #
0:12:55 > 0:12:57And that's why they call it the slammer.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59But she's made a run for it.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Banked a trip to Paris!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Can she jump the moat?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- And... Oh!- Oh, not quite!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It was a great attempt, though!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Sorry, Jailbird Roxii, our course is a fortress.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Of cheap neoprene.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15# ..dancing to the jailhouse rock... #
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Quickly, Roxii, I can hear the dogs.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh, she's gone for two.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# ..there's gonna be a jailbreak... #
0:13:22 > 0:13:23She's banked the headphones!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Somewhere in the town... #
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Now, she's tall. Has she got the strength?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# ..there's gonna be a jailbreak... #
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Just willing her.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- No.- Not quite.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- But she's landed on the answer, I think, there.- Yeah!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- It sounds so simple, doesn't it, "get over the wall"?- It does.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43It looks so easy.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Go, Roxii, you're there. - Yes, she's up.- Go on, Roxii.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Nice work, darling.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Freedom is so close she can smell it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Ooh, that's probably me. I'm sorry, I've been locked in here for weeks.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56She's going down.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59# Breakout! #
0:14:02 > 0:14:05OK, let's see if Roxii can walk the line.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Throw the book at her!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Or the punchbags. Whatever you've got.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14She can take a beating, that one, and banks it!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15On to the slide.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Nearly a nasty slip down the slide there.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19She's off.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21And misses the smartphone and the drone,
0:14:21 > 0:14:24but with an incredible time of 5:51 including penalties,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26jailbird Roxii's well on her way
0:14:26 > 0:14:28to sipping cocktails over the border.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Now, Roxii, my dear, you are stronger than you look.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34That was harder than it looked!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oop, Terry's back. This man will not be conquered.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Neither will his armpit hair.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46# So take a look at me now... #
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, look at that wet pelt. Rrrraow!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51With a time of 8:45 including penalties,
0:14:51 > 0:14:52it wasn't all good.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But, on the bright side, he now has more time
0:14:54 > 0:14:55to spend with his injuries.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- How was that? - I just couldn't do it.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- It's not all bad.- Ah, sure. - Do you want to do it again?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02No.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05There's a new sheriff in town. This arresting gentleman is Ashley,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and he brought his fingerguns.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Pow!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10MUSIC: William Tell Overture by Rossini
0:15:10 > 0:15:12How are you feeling about the course?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Not too bad. A little bit confident.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Don't want to say too much just in case I mess it up.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17It's like a big soft play, isn't it?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Soft play? Sure.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22If you're the kind of parent who leaves a child in a catapult.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Throw!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Wheee!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29If his name's anything to go by, he's going to smash this course.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Look!- Great start!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36He's up, banked himself the laptop.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Come on, Ashley! Get that trip to Paris.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Along!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42And Sheriff Ashley banks the trip to Paris.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, can he make the jump?
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Oh, so nearly!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Right, wrangled the Wall of Doom, but can he lasso the pole?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Yee...
0:15:54 > 0:15:55no.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen
0:15:58 > 0:16:01# Keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide!... #
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Not all Ashleys are the same.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Sheriff Ashley is positively beaming
0:16:08 > 0:16:09and beaming positively!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, he held it!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Nice save!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16He was literally on his toes there.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Keep them dogies movin' Rawhide!... #
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Bending down and...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh, yes! Banks the tent!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And falls off his mount.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32# He rode a blazing saddle... #
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, he'll be gutted with that, for sure.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39He's let me down.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Luckily, his time is good
0:16:41 > 0:16:43and if he can get the final three touch-points...
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Yes!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51His time of 3:22 fires Sheriff Ashley
0:16:51 > 0:16:53straight to the top of the leaderboard,
0:16:53 > 0:16:55only seconds in front of Scooby Neil
0:16:55 > 0:16:58and more than five minutes ahead of Tragic Terry, who's
0:16:58 > 0:17:00hanging on to the final spot by a stitch.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Still to come on Can't Touch This,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08the man who blinks when he winks,
0:17:08 > 0:17:09the lioness
0:17:09 > 0:17:11and the parkour poet.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for that car?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22MUSIC: Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Say hello to Andy. He works at the beach and would love a pirate ship.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27He can have mine. I'm bored of it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Andrew, you're a sand sculptor, hence the name Sandy Andy,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34which I like. What's the biggest creation you've ever made?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I made the world's largest sand sofa.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- That's interesting! - It was about 15 foot high.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Well, that's one way to kill an afternoon. Sandblast him!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44ANDY SHOUTS OUT
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Nice, manly scream there from Andy.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- # ..I get around... # - Andy scoops himself from the foam
0:17:53 > 0:17:56not the least bit "shell"-shocked.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58OK, can he bank the laptop?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Yes, he can!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01And a trip to Paris?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Well, his knees are working.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Haven't seen knees like that.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Oh, it was close.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Close but no cig-ARRRRR.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09That's a pirate joke.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I say joke...
0:18:11 > 0:18:12# Wouldn't it be nice...? #
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Stack 'Em High now.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- A sculpture from Sandy Andy. - Building a Stack 'Em High sculpture.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yeah, first time. - And he's banked it.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I once sculpted Eamonn Holmes in sand.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24He was NOT happy about it.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- A mountain... - He's moving the whole thing!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Quite impressive!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, now, I like this.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33That is actually probably the best sculptural piece we've ever
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- seen on Stack 'Em High. Look at that.- It is! It is.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I hope it holds for him.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39# Wouldn't it be nice?... #
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Ah! Look at that.- Easy. - Created his own little staircase.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Not a Stairway to Heaven, though, it's a staircase to a horrible pole.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49He's done a 180 there.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Whoa!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Ooh... Now, I'm not an expert. That's going to smart, though.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00OK, Sandy Andy has banked the family tent. Now he's on the slide.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Looking like a really good time.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05# I get around Get around, round, round... #
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, yes, banks the last three prizes,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10stopping the clock at 3:33 after penalties.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Say hello to Sheila, who was once a housemaid at Buckingham Palace.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19How are you going to get through the course today, do you think,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21and become Can't Touch This royalty, Sheila?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Ooh, well, I shall try and maintain my dignity and royal decorum.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I mean, it won't be me body, so it'll be me brain, if anything.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30OK.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31End her dignity!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32SHEILA SHRIEKS
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Like a screeching car there. - That was quite an incredible launch.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Nice and leisurely, there, for Sheila.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Sheila... Oh!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45A bit of pomp and circumstance but no laptop, sadly.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47But at least she has time for a bath, which is nice.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Goes in for a royal flush.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Hey-hey! - You all right there, Sheila?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Don't do the royal wee in it. - Sheila, you OK?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56OK, trip to Paris now.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58SHEILA SCREAMS
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I love it! She's such a big screamer.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, another bath.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Let's give Sheila a minute or two to compose herself.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Or longer, if she needs it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This is Eddie Murphy, the multi-award-winning stand-up...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Oh, hang on, no, sorry, it's Eddie Murphy from Macclesfield.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Eddie, you're a member of the James Bond fan club.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Now, how do you think he would approach our course?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- AS SEAN CONNERY:- Well, Mr Banjo, he'd be shaken but not stirred.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Well, Eddie, I cannot wait to see you take it on, my friend.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- It's time to get catapulting. - Let's get it on.- Good luck.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I didn't know James Bond was Hungarian.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Catapult!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Ready, Eddie, off he goes.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Ohhh, did he enjoy that? Is he going to come up smiling?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Is he going to come up?- Good point.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47MUSIC: James Bond theme
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Oh, yes!- Yeah, we've got him. He's surfaced.- Go on, Eddie.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Let's give Eddie a chance to Bond with the foam.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Help.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Say hello to Kacey. She's a children's entertainer from Essex.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Oh, no, she isn't!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01She...she is.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Here she goes. - She's taking a run-up.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06MUSIC: The Sailor's Hornpipe
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, don't try this at home kids. Oh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Unless your parents are out, in which case I say go for it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14She's still smiling, though.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17She is still smiling. That was quite a thwack.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19All right, slippery feet. What can she do here?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24It's like ice skating now.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I wonder if anyone will ever manage to do the travelator on all fours.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Stack 'Em High for Kacey.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Ooh, niftily done.- Yeah! She did it! Banked the headphones.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Wall of Doom...
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Yes!- She's up!- She has conquered it!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Only to discover the pole vault...
0:21:43 > 0:21:44She's discovered the pole vault!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I can't do this bit.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I don't blame you, love, it's ridiculous.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55No? Don't worry.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Sheila's at the royal pole.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- It's a long way.- It is a long way. It is a long way.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Well, we're not going to make it easy, are we?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- No.- No?- She's not up for it either!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09To be fair, we did tell them they were appearing on Pointless.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10What we need now is a hero.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12MUSIC: Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Eddie in the shreddies has made it out of the foam.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Off to the travelator.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Come on, Eddie. - Come on, Eddie!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Ooh, and that's the major organs gone.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man... #
0:22:36 > 0:22:40A valiant effort from Eddie, but the course proved too much for him,
0:22:40 > 0:22:44which means Ashley's still top gun and it looks like Sandy Andy has
0:22:44 > 0:22:46thrown Tragic Terry overboard,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48which makes Old Man Paul the one to beat.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50# I've got the eye of the tiger... #
0:22:50 > 0:22:52This lioness is Steph. She likes roller derby,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55climbing without ropes and pulling wheelies on her unicycle.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58She's up against Hansa, a boxer, rugby player and full-time mother.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Which one of them has the eye of the tiger?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Neither, I hope. That's cruel.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Everybody get up... #
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yes!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Brilliant face plant! She clearly trained very hard for that one.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14She banked the laptop and she's up! Can she stay up?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- No, she can't. - No time to splash about, Steph...
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Ooh, the water's cold.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20..because here comes Hansa!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh, that's a technical knockout on the travelator.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Can she get up in time?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Not quite.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Back to Steph.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- She's got that speed. - Hence the balance.- Yes!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Look at that! Not even a stumble! - She's got two touch-points.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Maybe a little one.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Just taking a little lift back.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41She's all over the place!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Bound to be easier now you're nice and wet and slippery.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Running on the travelator wet is so tough.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Straight in.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57They both banked the headphones, but are they tough enough for the pole?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00She's tough. She's tough, but is she that tough?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- She didn't really go for it. Just jumped off, didn't she?- Jumped in.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh, God!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Can Hansa beat the pole? Let me translate from the Spanish.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15"No."
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Got some serious slap on her arms there.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Steph's at the beam.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Oh, she tricked punchbag two and three.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Delicate work...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Can she do it?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Gone for the straddle.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32She can!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Deep bend. Good luck getting up from that.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Very well-deserved family tent in the bank.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Hansa has a different approach.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Just...just hold on and wait for all the punchbags
0:24:42 > 0:24:45to stop hitting you in the body.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47But she banks it. The family tent is hers.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49She'll be too bruised to enjoy it.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Back to Steph.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Banked every prize so far, so can she get the last three?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56All that timing. Here she goes.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Ooh, she's missed them both!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00# The eye of the tiger... #
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Our lioness stops the clock with 6:35 after penalties.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Hansa's turn.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Ooh, she misses them too!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12She stops the clock at 6:38 after penalties.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Ah, that was tough. That was really tough.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- It is tough. - It's good fun, though.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- That was scary!- Parts of it are scary, aren't they?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Really scary, really scary.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25Next up is Emma Louise, a nurse who once resuscitated a fish.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Grabbed a straw, couple of wee blows into the fish, wee pumps,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32fish came back to life!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Well, hopefully, after round one
0:25:34 > 0:25:36you won't need resuscitating with a straw.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Last time I take her for sushi.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Now, this is for the laptop.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41It's a long way to that...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43MUSIC: The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Dunked head first. Get the straw. Get the straw!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Missed the laptop, but can she bank the trip to Paris?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Nein! Good thing about nurses, they have a lot of "patients".
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Unfortunately, that's all she has so far,
0:25:57 > 0:26:00although we are now testing her for hypothermia.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Onwards to Stack 'Em High or, as I call it,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05An Awful Lot Of Work For A Pair Of Headphones.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Can she do it?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Ah! I see it.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yes!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12She's done it. Florence Nightingale would be proud,
0:26:12 > 0:26:13if a little confused.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Can she get up with just one? - I'm not sure.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Emma's having a bit of trouble here.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20So methinks this could be a charming moment for...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Sitting alone in your attic
0:26:24 > 0:26:27longing to climb a large grey wall on BBC One?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Well, have I got a guide for you!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31I have, actually.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34The concept is rather simple.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36If you're tall, use your height.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39If you're short, use your brain.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42And if you're lucky, do this.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46You won't get up the wall by just standing there, so don't try that.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50If you've made a mistake, learn from it. Not like this guy!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51MUSIC: Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Or this guy.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Or this guy!
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Falling looks funny...
0:26:58 > 0:27:02..but it really doesn't help you get to the top.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04And, unless you're Spider-Man,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I wouldn't try with just the little yellow one.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Keep these tips in mind
0:27:08 > 0:27:10and you'll be climbing game-show walls in no time.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Next week, I'll be telling you how to get down.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Until then, stay strong.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Nurse Emma's at the pole.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Ooh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Leap!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Not a good prognosis, but she bounced back.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Literally.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31# You make heaven a place on earth... #
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Time for the beam now.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Narrow escape.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Don't dodge 'em, Em, give 'em a jab.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Ooh, nearly took the legs out.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Ooh, she misses the family tent!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Lands herself in quarantine.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Bless her, she tried so hard.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Just the slide now. Can Nurse Emma finish her rounds in time?
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Oh, it's a miss!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00With 6:58 including penalties,
0:28:00 > 0:28:02looks like Nurse Emma won't make the charts.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Come back in two weeks if you don't see an improvement.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08This is Micky from Essex, and this is James from Essex.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10You know what they say about Essex boys!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13They're about 40 minutes outside London.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16But which one is the Es-sexiest?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18James Essex first.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22And Micky Essex.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27James at the travelator first...
0:28:27 > 0:28:29and banks the laptop.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Fight with the travelator. Go on, go on, go on.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33He's up!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35- I want him to do it.- Yay!
0:28:35 > 0:28:37And the trip to Paris is his!
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Lucky Paris.
0:28:38 > 0:28:39All right, can he make the jump?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41No, he can't.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Micky Essex is right behind him.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46- Ohhhh...- Get closer.
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Does it!
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Oh, he's up, he's up! - Go on, Micky!
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Go on, Micky!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Yeah! Banked the laptop and the trip to Paris.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Sadly, this pool isn't in Marbs,
0:28:57 > 0:28:59it's in a shed in Belfast.
0:28:59 > 0:29:00James at Stack 'Em High...
0:29:00 > 0:29:03The way he throws those pieces around, look at that.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06- Got the balance.- Nice work!
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Headphones banked.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09Ah, Micky's getting well jel.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Oh, can he do it? Is that enough?
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Having a bit of a wobble but banks it.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Booyay!
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- Micky versus the pole. - Here's a big one.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19What do you do here?
0:29:19 > 0:29:20# Smooth! #
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Ooh, awright, babe?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25That was a big splash.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28# You probably think this song is about you... #
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Ooh, the double thwack there.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Ah, that pole was bang out of order.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- Micky... Ooh...- Watch it! Watch it!
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Go on!
0:29:39 > 0:29:40He's off.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47James next. And he's no stranger to punchbags, judging by those biceps.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50# ..think this song is about you don't you?... #
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Can the last one get him?
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Yes, he touched it! Banked himself a family tent.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Micky Essex at the slide.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02And he misses them both!
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Banks the washing machine, though,
0:30:04 > 0:30:06at 4:47 including penalties.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09James Essex, this is your moment. The only way is...down.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13And he misses them both!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16He stops the clock at 5:11 including penalties.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Oh, totes emosh.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21You whistled your way round the course. What was the hardest bit?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23It was so hard grabbing the, er...
0:30:23 > 0:30:24The pole vault.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Yeah, yeah. It's like a slippery seal.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Like a slippery seal?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30I was... I couldn't grab onto it.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32He's smiling. That's a good sign.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33How are you feeling after that?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Very tired.- Very tired? - Yeah. It's fun, though.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's exhausting. Good fun, that's good to hear.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41It looks OK, but when you're actually there, it's terrifying.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Really?- Yeah. It's hard. - Where's that leaderboard?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Ah! Now, Sheriff Ashley's still top of the mount.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Meanwhile, Micky and James Essex
0:30:48 > 0:30:49have both crashed onto the leaderboard,
0:30:49 > 0:30:51bouncing Bouncy Beth into sixth place.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53But can she hold on?
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Unfortunately, it's time to say goodbye to Tragic Terry,
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Old Man Paul,
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Roxii, who got nicked at the end,
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Nurse Emma,
0:31:03 > 0:31:04Rob,
0:31:04 > 0:31:05Martin Big Beard,
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Joanna the Welsh Dragon,
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Sheila, who was swept up,
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Demi, Kacey,
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Eddie Red Pants
0:31:12 > 0:31:15and our tough girls Steph and Hansa.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17You can't touch this.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19You did touch our hearts.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22One contestant left, and, boy, are you in for a treat.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25This is freerunner Dan, the parkour poet.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27I can't touch this. What?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Two third legs and one third body -
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I'll finish this with clinical pron... Er, finesse.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Almost.- Almost, yeah!
0:31:34 > 0:31:35MUSIC: ABC by the Jackson 5
0:31:35 > 0:31:37I knew what I wanted to say!
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Yeah!
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Eject him.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43MUSIC: MMMBop by Hanson
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Ah! What?!
0:31:46 > 0:31:49That's possibly the fastest exit out of the first foam pit ever.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Look at him! He's huge!
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Our parkour poet banks the laptop, but his balance is shoddy,
0:31:55 > 0:31:58his legs tumbling under the two thirds that is body.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01But Dan powers on. No time to dwell.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Woohoo!- He's flying! And he's a big guy, as well!
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- I love it! - Ah, not quite. Not quite.
0:32:09 > 0:32:10Next up, Stack 'Em High.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13And he banks the headphones!
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Dan is the man!
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Come on!- Jump it, jump it, Dan.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- Yes!- Yes! All right now. - Come on, Dan.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22You know what they say - big arms, big legs,
0:32:22 > 0:32:24can he do the pole vault?
0:32:29 > 0:32:32That was quite a splat.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37I mean, the pole vault literally punched him in the face.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40# Walkin' by my side... #
0:32:40 > 0:32:44What approach will he take with the punchbags?
0:32:44 > 0:32:48Ohhhh! Just held on to it.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50# Poetry in motion... #
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Oh!- Good show! Family tent in the bank.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Just the slide now.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58And he gets them both!
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Dan banks the washing machine
0:33:00 > 0:33:01and stops the clock on 3:29
0:33:01 > 0:33:03He's made it into the top six
0:33:03 > 0:33:05With...that speedy time.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12Some big screamers there to start us off on the catapult.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13I know. Bethany!
0:33:13 > 0:33:14BETHANY SCREAMS
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Oh! That was a big scream!
0:33:16 > 0:33:19She was so loud. I was like this. "Oh, my gosh."
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- And at the beam.- Neil. He jumped off and it was like a slam dunk.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24But he hit the touch-point!
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- That's my favourite touch ever. - Ever.- Champion.- Well done, Neil.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30There are only six spots available in the second round,
0:33:30 > 0:33:33and they've been reserved for the six fastest contestants.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Let's take a look at the leaderboard and see who's made it through.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Sheriff Ashley, the mounted policeman,
0:33:38 > 0:33:40shoots his way to the top of the board
0:33:40 > 0:33:42with a time of 3 minutes and 22.
0:33:42 > 0:33:47Yikes! It's Scooby Neil faithfully in second with a time of 3:26.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52Dan the man has poetically slammed his way into third, his time 3:29.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Sandy Andy the sand sculptor is fourth with 3:33,
0:33:56 > 0:33:59The Only Way Is Essex fifth for Micky Essex with 4:47,
0:33:59 > 0:34:02and, with a time of 5:11, James Essex brings up the rear.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Reem.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12All six contestants compete at the same time in round two,
0:34:12 > 0:34:16which involves a tantalising mix of chairs, rings and ropes.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Not forgetting, of course, water.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Cold water.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22It all kicks off on spinning platforms, which,
0:34:22 > 0:34:25and this is the shocking thing, are spinning.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31They clamber across the crossing - do you see? -
0:34:31 > 0:34:33to a set of touch-points which bank a running machine.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35But there are only five touch-points,
0:34:35 > 0:34:38so one contestant will miss out and leave the game.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40After a brief but dangerous sit down, they're off again
0:34:40 > 0:34:43through the water and up the uneven stairs to the rings
0:34:43 > 0:34:45as they attempt to make their way to the four touch-points
0:34:45 > 0:34:48and bank a games console.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Five into four don't go, so another contestant will be
0:34:50 > 0:34:53eliminated before they set off again to the Dropping Ropes.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56It's an odd but apt name, as not all the ropes are connected.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Contestants must choose the right one to
0:34:59 > 0:35:01swing across the pontoon, otherwise they drop.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium
0:35:03 > 0:35:05and bank a barbecue.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07But there are only three touch-points,
0:35:07 > 0:35:10which means another contestant will be eliminated.
0:35:10 > 0:35:15Reminds me of that time I got my wrap dress caught on a waltzer.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17They've been pretty well spun. Should we cue the klaxon?
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Ah, I think so. Cue the klaxon!
0:35:19 > 0:35:20KLAXON
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Onto the ropes jumps poetic Dan
0:35:23 > 0:35:26With the reckless abandon of Neanderthal man.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28One giant leap for Dan-kind.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Scooby Neil looks like he's chasing a Frisbee.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Good boy!
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Dan banks a running machine, and James,
0:35:38 > 0:35:39Andrew,
0:35:39 > 0:35:42and the last two spots claimed by Ashley and Neil.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Oh, a surprise dismount from Sheriff Ashley.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51That's never happened before! Ashley's so keen!
0:35:51 > 0:35:57# Slide in, baby Together we'll fly... #
0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Was that fun, Ashley?- Whoo!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02He's left with a blazing saddle.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Also, Micky Essex leaves the show.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07There they are, the five remaining contestants,
0:36:07 > 0:36:10suspended by just gaffer tape and hope.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Here's a tip.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16Ah, life would be so much better if all chairs did that.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Ooh, no-one wants to go first. They're a polite lot, aren't they?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24There's no time for politeness here.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Oh, look at this lot. Look, it's a right battle! Ooh!
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Hold your horses, Sheriff Ashley.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Ashley nearly went straight through that ring.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Ooh, and again.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Dan!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38There we go, Spider-Man there.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40An aerial plan From poetic Dan.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Hate to rush you, gents, but there is the small detail
0:36:42 > 0:36:44of this being a race!
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Andy banks the games console, Ashley, too,
0:36:47 > 0:36:50and it's a scramble for the last two touch-points!
0:36:50 > 0:36:52James and Dan going for the same chair,
0:36:52 > 0:36:53but it's James who gets it!
0:36:53 > 0:36:55And Scooby Neil's lucky day,
0:36:55 > 0:36:57which means our parkour poet has hit a wall.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01Ah, look at that, James Essex has sent poor Dan to Coventry.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Don't know which is worse.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05- James has taken Dan down! - I can't believe it!
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Tell me, Dan, what rhymes with "eliminated"?
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Four contestants, four chairs, seven ropes,
0:37:13 > 0:37:15three final touch-points,
0:37:15 > 0:37:17one annoying voiceover.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Watch out for those ropes!
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Off they go. Amazing what people will do for a hatchback.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24MUSIC: The Race by Yello
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Ashley's the first to... swing face first into a bridge.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Oh! Neil's gone deep!
0:37:34 > 0:37:36What IS James Essex waiting for?
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Ooh, Andy going for the beam but couldn't get his leg up!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Here comes James...
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Oh! James tries doubling the ropes
0:37:45 > 0:37:47and then has a lie down.
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Quickly up.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54And then down again.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Can Sheriff Ashley raise the bar?
0:37:57 > 0:38:01- This is a shambles. It's fantastic! - Can Andy be first to cross again?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- Come on, Andy.- Oh!- Nice work, Andy.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Look at that!- Andy! Yes!
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Sandy Andy banks the barbecue and a place in the final three.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Ashley's trying to hang on.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Oh, down he goes.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17And that's opened the door for Neil and James.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20They both take advantage and bank the final two spots.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Well done, lads.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Ashley, clap if you wish you'd never come on the show.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Goodbye, Sheriff Ashley, time to hang up your horse.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34I came unstuck on the Dropping Ropes in the final round.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36MUSIC: Always by Bon Jovi
0:38:36 > 0:38:37It was fast and furious.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41It was always going to be the case with six fellas in the final.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Rough and ready, but that's the way, the way it goes.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45I was in for a penny, in for a pound.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50Goodbye to poetic Dan. We'll miss your words of wisdom.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53I'm gutted. I felt as though I had a lot more to give.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- James has taken Dan down! - I can't believe it!
0:38:57 > 0:38:58I could've gone so much farther.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01And goodbye to Micky. See you in Marbs.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Yeah, I am disappointed at being knocked out,
0:39:03 > 0:39:05getting that far and then going out first.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Oh, Micky!
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Pretty gutted, but at least I didn't get wet.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16So, our contestants are ready,
0:39:16 > 0:39:18and I'm pretty sure the mountain's ready.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20I think so. It's time to climb.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Yes, Spin Mountain.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30It takes eight Welsh teenagers and a Shetland to operate this.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Spin Mountain is where three become one,
0:39:32 > 0:39:35because everyone knows there can only be one.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Winner, that is.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Each contestant has to find their three uniquely coloured discs
0:39:39 > 0:39:41and return them to their podiums in order
0:39:41 > 0:39:44from these three rotating rings.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain,
0:39:46 > 0:39:48which is also spinning, to touch the touch-point,
0:39:48 > 0:39:52bank an exercise bank and then go on to leap for that car.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Watch out, though, because some of those handholds are attached
0:39:55 > 0:39:57to bungee chords. Time to focus.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Off they go!
0:40:00 > 0:40:02MUSIC: Atomic by Blondie
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Erm, ahem. Off they go?
0:40:07 > 0:40:09OK, Sandy Andy looking for his teddy.
0:40:09 > 0:40:10Ah, found it!
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Neil could use a Scooby Snack.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Andy's there with his first disc.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25And Neil.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28And James!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31# Make me tonight... #
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Boy, are things really starting to heat up!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Someone hasn't oiled that turntable properly.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38# Make it right... #
0:40:38 > 0:40:40James with number two.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42And Andy.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44And Neil.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Andy picks up his third
0:40:46 > 0:40:48and takes the long way round.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52# Tonight... #
0:40:52 > 0:40:55And James is in with three!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57MUSIC: Ride Of The Valkyries by Wagner
0:40:57 > 0:40:59The two of them at the mountain, but what about Scooby Neil?
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Ah, there he is.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Well, this is intense, all three of them!
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Strike that.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Seriously, this is even more difficult
0:41:12 > 0:41:14than they're making it look.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Yeah!- And Sandy Andy's triumphed! Not bad for a sandman.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27- Andy!- Whoo!- Oh, my God! - Can you believe it?!
0:41:27 > 0:41:30No, I can't! What the hell happened?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- He's dazed and confused! - I was up first?!- You did it!
0:41:32 > 0:41:35You've shocked yourself. Are you shocked to beat those two?
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I didn't even expect to be in the last six.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39- Yet here you are!- I'm the last one! - You're the last one!
0:41:39 > 0:41:42I did not expect those plastic things that you hold on to
0:41:42 > 0:41:44- to be coming out like that. - All the tricks in the book.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Well done, mate. - Thank you very much.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50So, Andy has deposited a lot of prizes in the bank.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Now he would like to withdraw them. - Yeah, though, unlike most banks,
0:41:53 > 0:41:56in this case all he has to do is touch them.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- You fit and ready, Andy? - I'm going to give it a go, yeah.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00OK, then, to the travelator with you.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- Give a shout-out for Sandy Andy. - HE SHOUTS OUT
0:42:02 > 0:42:06He's kept quiet but confident in himself throughout the whole thing.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Just beating people. No-one took notice of him.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Very calm and composed, and I wish him all the best.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I knew he'd be a tough competitor. I knew it. I could sense it.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18He's proved that, and I wish him luck in the last stage,
0:42:18 > 0:42:20and I hope he gets the car.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30So, Andy has banked a very impressive ten prizes.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31- Laptop.- Headphones.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- Family tent.- Smartphone.
0:42:33 > 0:42:34- Drone.- Washing machine.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Running machine.- Games console.
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Gas barbecue.
0:42:37 > 0:42:38And an exercise bike.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42And hopefully all his hard work in banking them is about to pay off.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Let's hope so - but there's still a lot more hard work ahead.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50During that graphic, I've been hanging all the prizes Andy banked
0:42:50 > 0:42:53in the previous rounds above this fast-moving travelator.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Andy has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as he can,
0:42:56 > 0:42:59and, of course, everything he touches he wins.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03This is it. Andy, are you ready?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05I hate travelators! You saw me on that first one.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07I couldn't get to the end. And that was flat!
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Look, I'm going uphill now.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- Yeah, it's got a bit of a slope. - But I'm going to give it a go.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14You never know, by the end of this you might love travelators.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17OK, Andy, you have 60 seconds...
0:43:17 > 0:43:21- OK.- ..to try and touch and win your ten prizes. Good luck, Andy.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Thank you.- Go for it.- Come on.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27There they are, all those fancy prizes Andy has banked,
0:43:27 > 0:43:28but it won't be easy.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31That's why they call this show Can't Touch This,
0:43:31 > 0:43:33not Here, Have These On Us, Andy.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34# Let me hear you say yeah! #
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- Cue the klaxon. - KLAXON
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Let's go, Andy. What you got?
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Yeah, come on, show us, Andy, what have you got?
0:43:41 > 0:43:42He's after the drone.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45Ooh! And he's got it!
0:43:45 > 0:43:46Boom, that's the games console.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49MUSIC: No Limit by 2 Unlimited
0:43:49 > 0:43:51All right, let's go!
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Ooh! And he's missed the laptop!
0:43:56 > 0:43:59And he's down. He's down. He'll come back fighting, though.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Come on, Sandy Andy, you can do it! He really wants this!
0:44:06 > 0:44:0730 seconds.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10He really wanted those headphones.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Come on, Andy, you can do this. Get that laptop. It's right at the top.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19- 20 seconds!- 20 seconds left!
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- I think he's running on fumes now. - Don't give up, Andy.
0:44:22 > 0:44:2415...
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Owww!
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Nine, eight, seven...
0:44:29 > 0:44:32- No!- ..six, five, four...
0:44:32 > 0:44:35Oh, he's almost out of puff.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36- ..one. - KLAXON
0:44:36 > 0:44:38- Well done, Andy.- Well done.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41And out of time. An enormous effort by Andy.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43I hope he's happy.
0:44:43 > 0:44:44You love travelators!
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- No, he doesn't. - Do you want a lift up?
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Oh, my goodness me. How was that for you?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- Oh, that was horrible. - Was it?- Oh, Andy.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53I think I touched a few prizes, though.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54You did. You managed to touch two.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Two? Whooo!
0:44:56 > 0:44:58A drone and a games console. Does that excite you?
0:44:58 > 0:44:59Whooooo...
0:45:01 > 0:45:02Yes, yes, I'm very excited by that.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05- You haven't got either of those at home already?- No.- Good.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- Now, as you well know, there is one more prize...- Yes.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11..a pretty decent prize still on offer.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- I'd love a car.- Exactly. - That's what I came here to win.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17It's the biggest of them all. But, Andy, it's the hardest to win.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18So, are you up for it?
0:45:18 > 0:45:21I actually did long jump when I was at school to represent the school.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23- That's a good start.- But to really get a sense of the task,
0:45:23 > 0:45:27I think you need to look it in the eye
0:45:27 > 0:45:28man to car, yeah?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Did I tell you that I don't like heights?
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- Oh, my gosh. It's a date. Andy, come on.- What are you doing here?!
0:45:33 > 0:45:36Not even been at the top of the tower yet. Come on, then.
0:45:36 > 0:45:40If Andy can make one more fantastic leap and touch the car,
0:45:40 > 0:45:42he gets to keep it.
0:45:42 > 0:45:43I hope it has bucket seats.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45For the sand!
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Andy, now we're up here,
0:45:47 > 0:45:50you can feel the height, you can see the distance. What's the game plan?
0:45:50 > 0:45:54I am going to try and touch that car! Simple as that.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55- Simple but effective.- Yes.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58But, Andy, level with me, how much do you want that new car?
0:45:58 > 0:46:01I want that so badly. If I could just get that one by touching it...
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- I can see how much you want it.- Yes.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06You need to collect yourself, focus, and I wish you the best of luck.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08- OK?- Thank you.- All right.
0:46:12 > 0:46:17So, here we go, one contestant, one car, one giant leap.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- Andy, best of luck.- Thank you!
0:46:20 > 0:46:24Here we go. In your own time, when you're ready, jump for the car.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31If Andy can make one more leap and touch the car, he gets to keep it.
0:46:38 > 0:46:43One jump, one chance, one car.
0:46:48 > 0:46:49He wants it so bad.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50ANDY ROARS
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- Come on, Andy. - Go on, Andy. Go on, Andy.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20Ooh! And he just missed it!
0:47:26 > 0:47:28# So take a look at me now... #
0:47:28 > 0:47:32Oh! Actually, a blessing in disguise.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35It would've been a nightmare getting that down.
0:47:35 > 0:47:36I've lost the stick.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39# There's nothing left here to remind me
0:47:39 > 0:47:42# Just the memory of your face
0:47:42 > 0:47:45# Take a look at me now... #
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- ANDY:- Damn it!
0:47:48 > 0:47:52- Andy, come on, come here. Bring it in. Bring it in.- What? What?!
0:47:52 > 0:47:55- I'm so sorry. - Oh, you poor, poor darling.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57You must be absolutely gutted.
0:47:57 > 0:47:58Oh, I'm so gutted.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00I know how much you wanted that car, I really do.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03I could kick myself. But you know what? I'd probably miss.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05- Oh, no!- That's a good thing. We're all positive.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Why do you think...?
0:48:08 > 0:48:11I got scared. I really don't like heights. I just bottled it.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14- But you are our winner, Well done, Andy! Bless you.- Thank you.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17That is it. We'll be back next time with more contestants,
0:48:17 > 0:48:21more prizes and plenty more bumps, thumps and jumps.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Till then, stay in touch. Say goodbye, Sue.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Hang on, I'm trying to find that stick. Goodbye!