Episode 7

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10But doing that takes a whole load of this...

0:00:15 > 0:00:17..a ridiculous amount of this...

0:00:21 > 0:00:24..and absolutely masses of this.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Aah!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BOTH: This is Can't Touch This.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello, and welcome to Can't Touch This. I'm Zoe Ball...

0:00:54 > 0:00:55..and I'm Ashley Banjo,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57and I'm pleased to tell you that we are ready

0:00:57 > 0:00:59and raring to present the show. Aren't we, Zoe?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, never readier, Ashley. As are today's contestants,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04only they're not presenting the show - they have

0:01:04 > 0:01:07the slightly more difficult task of taking on our course

0:01:07 > 0:01:09as they try to touch and win as many prizes as possible.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11As well as battling through our course,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13they're also competing against each other,

0:01:13 > 0:01:15as only one of them will emerge victorious

0:01:15 > 0:01:18and get the chance to take home their prizes

0:01:18 > 0:01:19and maybe even a brand-new car.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21So, we're ready, they're ready,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and hopefully so is the third member of our team,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26our commentator Sue Perkins,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28who is already being talked about in the same vein

0:01:28 > 0:01:30as the legend that is John "Motty" Motson.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yes. So, it's over to Perkie

0:01:32 > 0:01:35to meet today's Can't Touch This contestants.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, Ash, I said you could only call me that when I'm on tour!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yes, let's meet our contestants.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41They're brave, they're bold, they're with us...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44right after they've completed this police line-up.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Tonight, these mighty warriors

0:01:46 > 0:01:50will attempt to make their families and their countries proud.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Within their ranks, a man who can box,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56a man who cannot box, and...

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Oh, that man's got into the studio again. Security!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02They're all hoping they CAN Touch This tonight.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06And it all starts here.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Our Catapult sends our contestants

0:02:07 > 0:02:10on a short but exhilarating flight into a Foam Pit.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Then, it's on to the Travelator.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14High above is the first touchpoint.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Touch it, and bank a quad bike.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Livens up any board meeting.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Also on the Travelator,

0:02:19 > 0:02:21the second touchpoint,

0:02:21 > 0:02:22which banks a food mixer.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Great for mixing food!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27But one misstep on the Travelator

0:02:27 > 0:02:28and you'll be in the drink.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Then it's the short trip to Stack 'Em High.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Just build a tower to reach touchpoint number three,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36and bank a set of garden furniture - perfect for opening

0:02:36 > 0:02:38that unprofitable beer garden you've always dreamt of.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Then take the Mighty Pole across the water to the Beam.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Dodge the Swinging Punchbags to reach the fourth touchpoint,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46which banks a luxury pan set.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Remember the car, guys, remember the car!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Next, it's down the Slide to the two swinging touchpoints,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54which bank a robotic vacuum cleaner and an espresso machine.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Don't like coffee? Suck it up.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00The last touchpoint stops the clock and banks some headphones.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03For each touchpoint they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06and whoever gets through to the end of the show

0:03:06 > 0:03:08gets the chance to win what they've banked.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Them's the rules, and I love reading them out.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19This is Fola. He's a comedian.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Trust me - it's not a career plan.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Now, Fola, I hear you're a comedian

0:03:25 > 0:03:28and you do a character called Jimmy. Can we meet him?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Yeah, sure. You ready?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31My name's Jimmeh. Nice to meet you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Do you have a wife? Don't think so, she's mine.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Big biceps, man. Mine are bigger.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38All right, look at you, oi!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41OK, Fola. Well, I like Jimmy. Thank you very much.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I like you as well, and I wish you the best of luck. Thank you.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Time to get catapulting. Let's go. Oh!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Right. Funnyman Fola's in the Catapult.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Who's laughing now, Fola?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Fling him!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55HE YELLS

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Ooh! Very nice.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Nimble across the foam...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03and he's out.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Fola's at the Travelator.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06The first touchpoint banks a quad bike

0:04:06 > 0:04:09and the second a food mixer.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Boom! He's banked the quad.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13And ripped his quads.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, yes! This is good Travelator work. Looking good.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Food mixer banked.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Now, can funnyman Fola make the leap?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oooh! Oh, I've had gigs like that.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26SPLASH Ooh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Face-first into the wall!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Looking good, Fola!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Well, you say "looking good", but he did just have a massive face injury.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Stack 'Em High now.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41That third touchpoint banks the set of garden furniture.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Bet he can't wait to bolt that together over an argument.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Oh, he's up already! Look! Bouncy! Oh, wow!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49This is a seriously good time. Banked!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54This is the bit that they all get wrong.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Well, this is why they call it the Wall of Doom!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Never a fan of that name.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ha ha ha!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I am a fan of this, however - the Pole Vault!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Do it for Jimmy.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, he's got a good grip...

0:05:16 > 0:05:19He went a little fireman with that.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Not quite.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Let's just pretend those are tears of laughter he's crying.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31Beam, now, and the fourth touchpoint banks the luxury pan set.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Aaaah...!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ooh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ooh, every bag's a critic.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yes, he gets it.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44That's a boon!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Come on, Fola, go, go, go, go!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48And he's off.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50OK, just the Slide left now.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56The swinging touchpoints bank the robotic vacuum cleaner

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and espresso machine.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, amazing! He's banked them both!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05And banks the headphones for a full house.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Fola stops the clock with a time of 3.19.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13And he picked up no time penalties because he banked every prize.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Ah, Fola, that was epic. Thank you very much.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, my goodness me. Serious speed!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Jimmy would be proud. Oh!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Next up is Lauren.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28She's a lifeguard, so I'm sure she'll do swimmingly!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Are you looking forward to taking a loop in our very cold water? I am!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I might do a few laps before I finish, you know. OK, fantastic!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Well, the Catapult awaits. Good luck!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Launch it!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Lauren, we've told you - no bombing.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I love that catapult. I know!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50We want a go, we want a go.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Remind me, how do lifeguards run again?

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Seriously. Takes her ages to get to the chemist.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Lauren, quite sporty. She is a lifeguard.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Can she jump, though? Ooh...

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Ouch!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09No, Ash. No, she cannot.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11ZOE AND ASHLEY LAUGH

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Not really loving the water. Beaten by the Travelator.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18So, no quad bike and no food mixer for Lauren.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21But now it's on to Stack 'Em High.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Almost. Didn't quite work for her, did it?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Desperate for that garden furniture.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29And she just banked it!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You all right there? Yeah!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34OK, now the Pole Vault.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Can the blue bands get out of the pool?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Blue bands, out of the pool!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, dear. She said she likes water.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43SHE YELPS

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Hope she does!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Fine, Lauren, you can always breathe later.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Temperature all right for you there, Lauren? Bit nippy!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Back on dry land. Now the Beam.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00No running, pushing or shoving, or I will blow my whistle.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Number one. Ooh! Number two.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Nicely done, Lauren.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Good bit of dodging...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh! She's gone.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13And it's straight into the deep end.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17A bash on the bum there... And she's off.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Just the Slide left.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Can Lauren bank the vacuum cleaner and the espresso machine?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, well done. She got the robotic vacuum.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30And lifeguard Lauren stops the clock and banks the headphones

0:08:30 > 0:08:34with a time of 6.56, including penalties,

0:08:34 > 0:08:35and one verruca.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Just time for one more Lifeguard Super Slo`mo.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Lauren, come over.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Now, I know you're a fan of the water,

0:08:44 > 0:08:45but are you still a fan?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47LAUREN PANTS

0:08:47 > 0:08:50This is Philip, an ex-military man from London.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I know you'd love to run the Great Wall of China,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55but how do you feel about the Great Course of Can't Touch This?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58It's an epic adventure and I'm going to conquer it and nail it today.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, Philip the Conqueror, meet Alexander,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04a geologist from Lincolnshire.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Oh, sires, it appears we have a right royal rumble on here!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Look at them. So regal. So composed.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16So long, suckers!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Aah!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Nice battle cry from Philip the Conqueror there.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Ooh, this means war.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32King Philip first out of the Right Royal Foam Bath.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Philip the Conqueror is little and nimble.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Can he conquer the quad bike?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37No, he can't!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Can he...? No.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Say what you want about Philip, he really wants that food mixer.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Whoa, look at that! Yes!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Woohoo! Love it!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ooh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh, my liege!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Alexander the Great! Oh, my knees.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01He banks the quad bike there.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Handy for conquering a massive Persian Empire in your twenties.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Not even in the water.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Right, let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Just a jog in the park.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12WHOOPING

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Head over heels. Oh! Nice move!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Yay! Oh-ho-ho!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20People are going head over heels for that food mixer today.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Do they know something I don't?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Love it. Well, he's banked those prizes, made it look easy.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Back to Philip on Stack 'Em High.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29He might need a bigger one than that.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32But I've been wrong before. You have been wrong...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Many times. ..and...

0:10:34 > 0:10:35And boom!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Yes! And I'm wrong again. Banks himself some garden furniture.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Go on, Philip!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Go on, Philip! Go on, you can do it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45PHILIP STRAINS

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, it's up. Ha-ha, Philip.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Will the Great Wall Of Doom slow down the conqueror?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53No, look, he just popped himself over.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Go on, Alexander.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Ooh! That was springy. Oh, Alexander the Great.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Alexander's over too.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02These guys are neck and neck. That's just their injuries.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04MUSIC WARPS AND FADES

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, this is a new one.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's a lot further than I thought.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12THEY LAUGH

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Instantly regretting his decision.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18That's one way to do it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Philip on the beam, now.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh! Ooh!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24That was good!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Yes! And he's got it.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29And like all good kings throughout history, he banks the pan set.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Just the Slide left.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Can Philip conquer the last two touchpoints?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Oh, no, he misses them both!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40But he stops the clock and banks the headphones,

0:11:40 > 0:11:42with a commanding time of 4:32

0:11:42 > 0:11:45after penalties. Course conquered.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47How much fun was that? Oh, it was amazing. Was it?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Amazing. Now, where's Alexander the Great, I hear you cry?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm a lot older than I thought I was.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55THEY LAUGH

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Well, he's dodging Swinging Punchbags, as usual.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Ooh. Nice beam work there.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02That was calm and collected.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05He's not even bothered by the Punchbag. Look at that.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11LAUGHTER Oh, we spoke too soon.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Tattie-bye, my Royal Highness.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17OK, the Slide now.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20And can Alexander do any better than Philip?

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Yes, he can.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23He banks the espresso machine -

0:12:23 > 0:12:25mine's a decaf soya almond latte -

0:12:25 > 0:12:29and stop the clock with a total time of 5:53.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37He did great.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Ish.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41How was that for you?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Exhausting. Exhausting?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Fingers crossed. Next round? We'll see how it goes.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Well done, Alexander. Thank you very much.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Meet Sally Tidswell from Lancashire.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54She's a science teacher who looks a little bit angry.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Someone must have left the gas taps on.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Sally, as a science teacher,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01do you see this as one big experiment,

0:13:01 > 0:13:02or are you serious about winning?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I am definitely serious about this. I want to win it.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08And Sally's at the Travelator. Ooh!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10She missed it, but she's up.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Once again, going great guns for the food mixer.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Why are they trying so hard for a food mixer?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Look at that!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21See, this isn't just about how strong and fit you are,

0:13:21 > 0:13:23this is about making the right choices.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Look how fast she is.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27So fast. So fast I can barely see her move.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You could say she's faster than the speed of light,

0:13:29 > 0:13:34but that's 186,282 miles per second, so you'd be wrong.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Got the right apparatus.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38And hopefully at the end, she'll give us a full conclusion.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Yeah, well, she's got the right formula, hasn't she? Yeah.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Thanks, thanks.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Ooh! Nice one.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Right, the Pole Vault, there should be no problem for Sally.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00All she has to do is employ Newton's law of hanging off a massive pole

0:14:00 > 0:14:02whilst playing for a car.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ooh, and that's her Eureka moment.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Splat. Ooh! That was quite a big splat.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yeah. Yeah. Hit that water seriously hard.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18# And there may be many others But they haven't been discovered. #

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Luxury pan set banked - just the Slide left,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23and Sally isn't messing about.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Yes, she banks the robotic vacuum cleaner and stops the clock

0:14:26 > 0:14:27and banks the headphones.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Our mad scientist has completed the course in a time of 4:12,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32including penalties,

0:14:32 > 0:14:36whilst of course maintaining a constant volume.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38BUZZER

0:14:38 > 0:14:39This is Pete.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43He's a kitchen fitter from Romford who loves boats and...

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Oh, it's a film, two words, romantic comedy.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Rocky 2!

0:14:47 > 0:14:49So, how are you going to sail around the course?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well, actually, when I get fired out of that catapult,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I'll go through the air and come along,

0:14:54 > 0:14:55I'm going to steam down there like that,

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I'll be like a motorboat, flying right across there,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00across that water, into the old pit.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Cannot wait to see this one. Me neither! Good luck. HE LAUGHS

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Thank you very much, sir!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Pete's at the Travelator. Nice one.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10He's cruising, but is he cruising for a bruising? Ooh! Ouch. No.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Go on, come on, Pete. He's taking on water, never a good sign.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Come on, Pete.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Second touchpoint banks that all-important food mixer,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20he has banked it, so that's his life changed!

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23ZOE LAUGHS

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Sea legs.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27THEY LAUGH

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Not quite!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30He banked the garden furniture,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34and now a lot of people have been saying the Pole Vault is impossible.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah! All right? You all right?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I can assure you it's entirely possible.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Just not for Pete.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Where's your motorboat when you need it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47The Beam now.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50If Pete wants the pan set, he's going to have to walk the Plank.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh-ho-ho! Oh!

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Wow! Just!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03That's the pan set banked, and...

0:16:03 > 0:16:05right in the crow's nest.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Onto the Slide.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10And he banked the robotic vacuum cleaner.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Hey, Pete, the touchpoint. Pete! Pete!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Bank the headphones. Don't forget the headphones.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Touch the end! Oh, God! BUZZER

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh, I might need my pills again.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Pugwash Pete sailed through the course

0:16:24 > 0:16:25and banked six prizes,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28but he picked up one 30-second penalty,

0:16:28 > 0:16:30giving him a total time of 4:09,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33three of which were spent at the last touchpoint.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Well done, Pete. Must talk about your Beam work there.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Was it all right? That was a lucky escape. Was it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes, it nearly took you down, the Punchbag.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Do you know what?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44I was so worried about, them foam balls again, mate,

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I didn't want to have none of that.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49We're not having any of that, thank you very much. Good work, Pete.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Real good work. Hopefully, I'll see you in round two. Take it easy.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yeah! Right, let's get my leaderboard out.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Funnyman Fola is not joking around.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01He's gone straight into the top spot with a time of 3:19.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Lifeguard Lauren may need rescuing.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07She's sank to sixth place with a time of 6:56.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Still to come on Can't Touch This...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13the hippy one...

0:17:13 > 0:17:14the dippy one.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17And the... hang on, where's he going?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Will any of them make the top six and go on to leap for that car?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Say hello to Muhala from B-B-Brighton.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34He's a professional dancer and a bit of an old-school B-boy.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Can you guess what he wants to win?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I imagine he's here for the pan set.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Muhala, you are a freestyle hip-hop champion.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Want to show us a couple of moves? Yeah, why not? Go on, then.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47OK, I'm suitably impressed. My turn.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49No, I'm just kidding!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Don't get comfortable in there, Muhala.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53BUZZER Throw him!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55INDISTINCT

0:17:56 > 0:17:59What did he say? I have no idea!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01INDISTINCT

0:18:01 > 0:18:02No, still didn't catch that.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05SLO-MO AND INDISTINCT

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Surprisingly, slowing it down didn't help.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10# I came here tonight To hear the crowd go.... #

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Quad bike banked. Time to do the running man on the Travelator.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14# Shake the room... #

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And the food mixer.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Can he make the leap? One...

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Ooh! Oh!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22# Are you ready for me yet? #

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Oh, absolutely smashes that touchpoint. Made it look easy.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28He is making it look simple.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Dance in the aisles... #

0:18:30 > 0:18:34And our Brighton B-boy on the B-B-B Foam!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Ah!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Bo, selecta! That had to hurt.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Just the Slide-Slide left.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43I'm not stuttering, that's a breakdance move I like to bust out.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45He really needs this car.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Here he goes.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53And banks the vacuum cleaner and the espresso machine.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Banks headphones and stops the clock with a body-popping time

0:18:57 > 0:19:00of 3:03, including penalties.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01That was dope.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03As my Latvian grandmother would say.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07What are you upset about?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I had the vision of the car. Yeah.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10The car might still be there.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12That was a really fast time. No, that wasn't.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15It was a really fast time, don't be too hard on yourself.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Listen, if you make it through to round five,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19then you have the chance to jump for the car.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22This is only round one. Well done, man. Thanks very much.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26From a guy who likes to break to a girl who is unbreakable.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Hello, Sian.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Solid as a rock... #

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Sian, you once fell 30 feet out of a tree you climbed

0:19:34 > 0:19:36and walked away pretty unscathed.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, I didn't break a single bone in my body,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42so hopefully I'll be able to walk away today.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43SIAN LAUGHS

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Sian is 80% rubber. So far, she's banked the quad bike

0:19:47 > 0:19:50and the garden furniture and The Wall Of Doom hasn't broken her.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52What about the pole?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Here we go. This takes her back to her tree, tree-climbing days.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'm worried she's going to have a flashback.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Well, at least the cold water will ease the strain.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10That's it. Is she going to walk away unscathed? Yes, she does.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Are you all right there, Sian? A bit wet. But unscathed.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I misjudged that one. The Beam now,

0:20:16 > 0:20:18and the pesky matter of those Punchbags.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20She goes for it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Ohhh! Ooh! Jammy!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Cleared the Punchbags.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31SIAN SHRIEKS Ooh, that's the ribs gone.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Shatter-free Sian on the Slide, and she...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37banks the robotic vacuum cleaner.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40A lungful of chlorine later, and, yes, she's got the headphones

0:20:40 > 0:20:41and stopped the clock.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Unbreakable Sian survived the course

0:20:43 > 0:20:46in 4 minutes and 24 seconds including penalties.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Unbreakable Sian and Muhala both b-break their way to the top six,

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Muhala storming into the lead with a time of 3 minutes and 3 seconds.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Lifeguard Lauren and Alexander the Great lose their places,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02making Philip the Conqueror the one to beat.

0:21:03 > 0:21:08This busy little bee is Maria. Interesting fact...

0:21:09 > 0:21:11..she's got a LOT of interests.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Get in there, Maria!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Maria, as well as health and fitness,

0:21:15 > 0:21:16you do a bit of interior design,

0:21:16 > 0:21:20so what do you think of the sort of design perspective of our course?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I think it's fabulous, they've done a really good job,

0:21:22 > 0:21:23and I'm absolutely buzzing.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Let's get it done. Let's get it done!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29So, Maria at the Travelator. Can she bank the quad bike?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31MUSIC: The Bee Song by Arthur Askey

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Ooh, let's hope that emergency dentistry is one of her interests.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38So close! So far away, though. And headfirst into the water.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's going very well, I think.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44A nice backward dunk.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Ooh, please, go on, go on!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53She'll try again for the food mixer.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56I think it must be made of gold bullion. Keep going.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59She wants that food mixer.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01And banked it!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Whoo-hoo! Now for the Leap.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I'll call that dentist again. Good dunking, Maria.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Stack Em High.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Miles away.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Ooh! Back to the drawing board.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Maria isn't the only one who finds Stack Em High a tall order.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Meet James. He works in banking.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Bet he wasn't "banking" on getting stuck at Stack Em High.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33And this is Louise.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35She's been here longer than me!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39That's right, have a rest, ducky.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And James is first to the Wall. He's on his way.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Be careful. Be careful. Be careful, be careful. Back to Stack Em High.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52And Maria's still going. She's going again! She's going again.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Is she mad?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59It's slippy, it's slippy.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I guess if at first you don't succeed,

0:23:06 > 0:23:10keep doing exactly the same thing over and over again.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Isn't that right, James?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16No! Ow! Ooh! Not quite.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Where's he gone?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Peek-a-boo!

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Anyway, back to Louise.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Oh, it's so... No. So far, so far.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Maria's going for it again.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Yes! Determined! So tenacious. I love it.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Catch your breath, Louise. We'll come back.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43And the banker, James. You do know that block is exactly

0:23:43 > 0:23:46the same size as the other one you tried? Anyone got a tape measure?

0:23:46 > 0:23:47BLOCKS SQUEAK

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Excuse me.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51If he can get over the Wall, it'll be a bonus.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Probably a massive one. Paid for by the taxpayer.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Satire.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57MUSIC: Money Money Money by Abba

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Yes! Whoo-hoo! He did it! It's the Pole now, thankfully.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03James, are you all right there?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Something easy to look forward to.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Down! He went in upside down.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Ooh, he's wet his Filofax.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18MUSIC: Money by Pink Floyd

0:24:19 > 0:24:21How's the water?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Just don't. Just don't. Just don't.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Go away, Ashley. All right. Banjo, out.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31James the Banker missed out on the luxury pan set.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Now he's at the Slide...

0:24:34 > 0:24:38and banks the vacuum cleaner. And he stops the clock.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41So, he...stops the clock.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44James, it's called a touchpoint for a reason!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Thank you! James eventually stops the clock

0:24:47 > 0:24:49and banks the headphones

0:24:49 > 0:24:51in a total time of 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Are you pleased with your performance? OK.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I think I could have done better.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Back with Busy Bee Maria.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01I really hope one of her interests is pole vaulting.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ooh, the friction!

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Almost perfect slide.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08I'd give her ten out of ten for that slide down that pole.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Still with us, darling? Whoo-hoo!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Keep that fighting spirit. You're doing great. You can do it.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18You are looking good. Come on! Come on!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Our Busy Bee's on the Beam now.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24One down.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Here comes number two.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32She wasn't going to let go.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35She just was not going to let go of that Punchbag.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41And Maria's still going.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45YEAH! Yes! Yes! Yes, she's made it!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ah, hang on. Still the Slide.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50For a woman with a lot of interests,

0:25:50 > 0:25:54she had no interest in banking the vacuum cleaner and espresso machine.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57But she does bank the headphones and stops the clock with a total

0:25:57 > 0:26:00time of 6 minutes 27 seconds with penalties.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Mm, interesting!

0:26:02 > 0:26:08Ashley! Maria! Cheers, love(!) Let me ask you something.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10You worked on Stack Em High for that prize.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I'm delighted to tell you that you did bank some garden furniture.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, brilliant!

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Oh, look at that, look.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I think we'll just have to leave Louise there.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Neither Louise, James the Banker or our Busy Bee, Maria, could break

0:26:28 > 0:26:32into the top six, meaning Philip the Conqueror is still the one to beat.

0:26:34 > 0:26:39Say hello to Ian. He suffers from static electricity, apparently.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Huh, that's what you get for wearing electric blue.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Ian, I'm told your nickname is Sparkle. Where does that come from?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48It came from when I was younger, playing rugby.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51The guys reckoned sparks flew whenever I came onto the pitch.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Are sparks going to fly today? I hope so, yeah. Me too.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Oh, yeah, you can definitely see the sparks flying off him.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Told you we should have earthed that plug.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Quad bike banked! And he's up and he's up and...

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Yeah, he can make it. He can do it, he can do it.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Food mixer banked. Can he make the Leap?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Ooh, technically...

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yes! Get over!

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Stack Em High now. Let's see how he "conducts" himself.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Careful, Sparkle.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25# High voltage! #

0:27:25 > 0:27:27He's going so fast!

0:27:27 > 0:27:30That technique doesn't look like it'll work to me. But who am I?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I don't know, he's just...

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Who am I? ..on fire! Whoo-hoo!

0:27:34 > 0:27:39So far, he's been amazing. Can he master the Pole Vault?

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Hit the Wall. That counts for something.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Oh, Sparkle's sparked out by the Pole Vault.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Oh, Sparkle.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Shine bright like a diamond... #

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Come on, Sparkle.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06He has to get up, he has to get up...

0:28:06 > 0:28:07No!

0:28:08 > 0:28:10He's a gymnast, as well!

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Oh, that's a circuit breaker.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18Just the Slide left.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21And the vacuum and espresso machines.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Ooh, and he banks them both!

0:28:22 > 0:28:26Sparkle banks the headphones and stops the clock in a total time of

0:28:26 > 0:28:293 minutes and 33 seconds including penalties,

0:28:29 > 0:28:33which is shocking! In a good way.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Oh! How are you? Give me a hug. Yes, go on, then.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40I'll just do, like, a distant one. Ooh, that's cold.

0:28:40 > 0:28:45This is Laura. She's a surfer with a fear of fish.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Have you thought about Zumba, Laura?

0:28:48 > 0:28:51Now, Laura, you love surfing but you're scared of sharks

0:28:51 > 0:28:53and most fish. Yeah. I am.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55How are you going to get through to round two?

0:28:55 > 0:28:58I'm just going to focus on the finish and pretend I've got

0:28:58 > 0:29:01a great white on my tail pushing me along, making me run fast.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Good luck. Thank you very much.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Surfer Laura at the Travelator.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Yes! Ooh...

0:29:10 > 0:29:12In the drink.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Ooh, cowabunga, that looked painful.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21No, she's beached herself.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Nothing fishy about that.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Keeps her balance...

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Did she touch it?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34She banks the food mixer and...

0:29:34 > 0:29:37wipe-out! Where's she going?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Don't do it to yourself. She's gone back for the Leap.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45Far out! Ooh, much too far out. They don't listen to me. I know.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Ashley, they don't. Stack Em High and surf's up.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49# MUSIC: Surfin' USA by the Beach Boys

0:29:49 > 0:29:52This is where surfing's going to be good, that surfing stance.

0:29:52 > 0:29:53Here we go.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Banked the furniture. Good work.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01Psych yourself up, Laura. Come on, Laura.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Oh! Big jump, big jump. You can do it, Laura.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Come on, Laura.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Ohh! Right in the big kahuna.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Come on, Laura.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Bash, that was a good bash.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Surfing the Beam now, as they never say.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Ohh! Ohh!

0:30:25 > 0:30:26Oh, go flat.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29Stay flat, stay on your surfboard.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Just... Ooh! Don't give up.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35She's done it. Has she touched the point?

0:30:35 > 0:30:38She looks like she's afraid of the touchpoint too.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41She obviously hasn't watched my latest guide.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46I was up all night printing yellow touchpoints,

0:30:46 > 0:30:49so you people could win stuff you don't need.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53However, it's become apparent that some contestants are caressing these

0:30:53 > 0:30:56touchpoints as if they were shaking hands with a frail old lady.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00It should be more like high-fiving Ashley Banjo.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Oh, absolutely smashes that touchpoint.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Here are a few tips to think about before you touch in.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Decide which hand to lead with before you commit.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Upon connection, release.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Try to become one with your surroundings.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22When things look down, don't give up.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24If you see a camera, smile.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29When the time is right, enjoy the moment.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32No need for that.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Lastly, remember to touch, actually touch, the touchpoint.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Oh, God! KLAXON

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Laura on the Slide now hoping to catch a wave and hang ten.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48No idea what that means.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Oh, she's missed them both. Totally bogus, dude.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Laura stops the clock and banks the headphones.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59She's surfed her way through the course

0:31:59 > 0:32:01with a total time of 5 minutes and 18 seconds,

0:32:01 > 0:32:02with penalties.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Did you learn nothing from my guide?

0:32:10 > 0:32:11Where's my leaderboard?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14Ian has bolted straight into third position

0:32:14 > 0:32:17with his electrifying time of 3 minutes and 33 seconds.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19His inclusion into the top six means

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Philip the Conqueror's been usurped.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25But will our last contestant smash Unbreakable Sian's time?

0:32:25 > 0:32:29Before we find that out, it's time for some "so longs".

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Lifeguard Lauren couldn't be saved.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Alexander the Great lost his throne.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41James...

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Maria...and Louise,

0:32:45 > 0:32:47I wish you could all stay. Yeah! Yes!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51King Philip lost his crown.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Laura, you got wiped out by our Travelator.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03Come on, don't hang around, guys. Come on. I hate long goodbyes.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09Meet extremely sporty Rosie. She's extremely fond of extreme sports.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11I like saying the word "extreme".

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Rosie, you love your snowboarding.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15How do you think this course will compare?

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Well, it's not as high as a mountain.

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Whatever you do, enjoy it.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Off you go to the catapult. Thanks very much. Good luck, Rosie.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22Toss her!

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Whee! I love that, it's almost like a toe-touching.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31Wow, that landing was SNOW joke. Sorry!

0:33:31 > 0:33:35I've been here for days. Rosie at the Travelator now.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39And she stayed out of the water, yes. Oh, no!

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Go on, get up again, go on, Rosie!

0:33:41 > 0:33:44She does know it's not an extreme food mixer, doesn't she?

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Yes! Food mixer!

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Banked.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Say it ain't SNOW? I've got lots of these.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00Stack Em High, and Extremely Sporty Rosie is flying.

0:34:00 > 0:34:01Yes, she can.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04Things are looking rosy for Rosie so far.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Looking rosy for Rosie? Why didn't I think of that?

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Gah! SNOW excuse.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12She's at the North Pole. Yes, that's what it looks like.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Diving into an extremely large paddling pool.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Look, a massive yellow beam.

0:34:20 > 0:34:24Stay there. She's just realised. Don't move, I know you're there.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Oh, oh, oh, oh!

0:34:27 > 0:34:28Ohh!

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Almost choreographed.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Great run on the Beam.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36No!

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Yes!

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Just the Slide left for Extreme Rosie.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Oh, she's missed both touchpoints.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48That's two 30-second penalties onto her time.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51She needs to beat a time of 4 minutes and 24 seconds

0:34:51 > 0:34:55to knock unbeatable, unbreakable Sian out of the top six.

0:34:55 > 0:34:56And she's done it!

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Extremely Sporty Rosie banks the headphones,

0:34:58 > 0:35:01stops the clock at 4 minutes and 10 seconds.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02She's made the final six.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10Oh, it's so good. What do you make of Round One, Ashley?

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Loved it, as always.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14But it all started with some great catapult action.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18A lot of people desperate to get

0:35:18 > 0:35:21to that second touchpoint on the Travelator. I couldn't work it out.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Is it because they're desperate for a food mixer?

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Or is it because they just don't want...? I think it's the penalty.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29The way Sally got up and just motored to that second touchpoint,

0:35:29 > 0:35:33I don't think it was the food mixer, I think it was the 30 seconds.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36OK, they all performed brilliantly, but let's look at how things stand

0:35:36 > 0:35:40at the end of that round and find out who made it into our top six.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43In at number one is our BBB-Boy, Muhala.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47Laughing his way into second place is funny man Fola.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Charging into third, it's Sparky Ian.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Pugwash Pete sails into fourth position.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Extremely Sporty Rosie takes extremely fifth place.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00And gravitating towards sixth is our mad scientist Sally.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11This round is a bit like our version of musical chairs,

0:36:11 > 0:36:13only without the music.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16And it all begins with the revolution.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19It all kicks off on spinning platforms, which,

0:36:19 > 0:36:21and I mean this, spin.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27They clamber over the crossing to a set of touchpoints,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29which bank a suitcase. But there are only five touchpoints,

0:36:29 > 0:36:32so one contestant will have to pack their bags.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34After a very quick sit down, they're off again,

0:36:34 > 0:36:37through the water and up the uneven stairs to the rings

0:36:37 > 0:36:40as they attempt to make their way to four touchpoints

0:36:40 > 0:36:42to bank them a snooker table...

0:36:42 > 0:36:45to keep their snookers on.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Five into four don't go, so another contestant will be eliminated

0:36:48 > 0:36:51before they set off again to the Dropping Ropes.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54By the way, not all the ropes are connected, so they'll have to choose

0:36:54 > 0:36:58wisely or they'll end up wetter than a Canadian boy band's second album.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium

0:37:00 > 0:37:02and bank an American fridge freezer.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04But there are only three touchpoints,

0:37:04 > 0:37:08so another contestant will be eliminated, leaving our final three.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Have they been spinning the whole time?

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Sorry, my fault,

0:37:11 > 0:37:14I was thinking about the food mixer again from Round One. Ashley.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16With pleasure. Cue the klaxon.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19KLAXON And they're off.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Fola is opening with some new rolling material.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30Oh, that is a bundle. He's first to the touchpoint and banks a suitcase.

0:37:30 > 0:37:31And now they're all over it.

0:37:31 > 0:37:35Muhala, Ian, Pete and Rosie are all... Wait, Rosie? Sally?

0:37:35 > 0:37:36Who touched it first?

0:37:36 > 0:37:40In the immortal words of Craig David, can I get a rewind?

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Both of them reached for the touchpoint at the same time,

0:37:43 > 0:37:45but Rosie definitely gets there first.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Then Sally steals her chair.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50So Rosie completes the equation. Unlucky Sally.

0:37:50 > 0:37:54Six into five won't go. That's science, or maths, or game shows.

0:37:54 > 0:37:59Look at them, I've sat on more relaxing chairs on budget airlines.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Tilt them!

0:38:03 > 0:38:08Those uneven stairs are a nightmare to Hoover. OK?

0:38:09 > 0:38:12And Ian's jumped first onto the rings.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15And, yes, he's gone for the gob-first approach.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Muhala, wow!

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Believe me, darling, you do not want me coming at you.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23I've been cooped up in a booth since the '90s.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Muhala takes the first spot and banks a snooker table.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28Amazing! That was Ninja!

0:38:28 > 0:38:32So, Muhala there. Ian casually walking to the...

0:38:32 > 0:38:37And Rosie pips Pete to the post, which is not an easy thing to say.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Bad luck, Pugwash Pete, you've run aground.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44Six have become four and will soon become three

0:38:44 > 0:38:46because it's an elimination game. Keep up.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Tilt!

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Muhala and Ian straight to the ropes.

0:38:52 > 0:38:58Muhala's in the drink, but Ian, he's like Tarzan in a water park.

0:38:59 > 0:39:00And it's a blowout for Rosie.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Can Fola take advantage? Yes.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06Hilariously done.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10He was smashing in that gig until he bombed.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Ian's close, but that's another bad rope for Rosie.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Well done, Ian! Sparkle was first to bag the American fridge freezer,

0:39:16 > 0:39:20closely followed by B-Boy Muhala. Well done.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Yes! Nice one, Fola.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Nice one, Fola. Unlucky, Rosie, you totally biffed out back there.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30That's right, blame the shorts.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Rosie. Sick!

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I was really happy to get that far,

0:39:36 > 0:39:39I never expected to get to the last four at all.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Yeah, it was good. I hope the guys do really well.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Pete, your ship has sailed.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49At the end of the day,

0:39:49 > 0:39:52I got this far and I'm really pleased about that.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54And Sally, our mad scientist...

0:39:55 > 0:39:59I wanted to win really bad. I'm disappointed, I'm not going to lie,

0:39:59 > 0:40:01but it's been a brilliant day.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02This experiment is over.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13There's quite a big clue in the name of Spin Mountain as to what it does.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Yes, and if our contestants have worked it out, that clue

0:40:16 > 0:40:19should tell them that getting up it isn't going to be easy.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Spin Mountain, a cross between a lampshade and a climbing wall,

0:40:26 > 0:40:28that spins!

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Spin Mountain is where three become one,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33because, well, two have to leave.

0:40:34 > 0:40:35Each contestant has to find

0:40:35 > 0:40:38and collect their three uniquely coloured discs, and return them

0:40:38 > 0:40:41to their podium in order from these three rotating rings.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45Only then can they climb up Spin Mountain, which is spinning,

0:40:45 > 0:40:47to touch the touchpoint, bank the spa weekend

0:40:47 > 0:40:50and go on to leap for that car. But watch out.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Some of those handholds are on bungee cords, which is fun for us

0:40:53 > 0:40:55and potentially life-threatening for them.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57And they're off!

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Look at the speed of them!

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Fola and Muhala straight back with their first discs.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Clearly got spin mountains at home.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09Bit of a scramble there, and...

0:41:09 > 0:41:11It's not a Frisbee, Ian!

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Fola and Muhala both on number two.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19Fola going for his third! I said it's not a Frisbee!

0:41:19 > 0:41:23And that's it, Fola is off to the mountain.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Muhala is right behind him.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Oh, no, the booby-trapped bungee cord!

0:41:33 > 0:41:38And Fola's down! Muhala is hanging on. Can he make it?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Of course he can! KLAXON BLARES

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Yeah!

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Muhala, in you come, well done.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49You said you weren't going to lose, how does it feel to win that round?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51You know what? I was confident in myself.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Yeah? I was there from day one.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58I reckon Muhala will do really well.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01I reckon he's been an outstanding performer all day.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03He's been confident all day.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12He's claimed that he was going to bag a car from the first game.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Yeah, exactly. And I reckon he'll do it.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Come get me!

0:42:21 > 0:42:24He's a great guy, great competition, we've got this far,

0:42:24 > 0:42:25didn't think we could get this far.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Great experience.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29I'll just... I'll take a ride in his car.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30KLAXON BLARES

0:42:33 > 0:42:34Yeah!

0:42:40 > 0:42:43So, Muhala has touched and banked ten prizes.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45A quad bike. Food mixer. Garden furniture.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Robotic vacuum cleaner. Espresso machine. Headphones. A suitcase.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52Snooker table. American fridge freezer. And a spa weekend.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Now he has earned the right to try and win those prizes.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58All ten prizes Muhala has banked in the previous rounds

0:42:58 > 0:43:01are hanging in the air above these fast moving Travelators.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Muhala has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as possible,

0:43:04 > 0:43:08and of course, everything he touches, he wins.

0:43:08 > 0:43:12OK, Muhala, in one minute, you could have won all ten prizes.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Are you ready for this? Course I am, born ready. Of course he is!

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Get yourself to your starting position, and good luck.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18Thank you very much, guys.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26There they all are, all those hard-earned prizes,

0:43:26 > 0:43:27all within Muhala's reach.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Or are they?

0:43:28 > 0:43:31It won't be easy, but that's why we call this Can't Touch This,

0:43:31 > 0:43:34not...Just Help Yourself.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Cue the klaxon.

0:43:35 > 0:43:36KLAXON BLARES

0:43:36 > 0:43:39He's going for the espresso machine. So close!

0:43:40 > 0:43:44Got the American fridge freezer! And now he's got the espresso machine.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46Up the Travelators. This could cost him time.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Ooh, just missed the snooker table!

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Oh, yes, he's got the Hoover.

0:43:58 > 0:43:59Let's go, let's go!

0:44:01 > 0:44:02That's the suitcase in the bag.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05Still on his feet.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Oh, he just missed the headphones!

0:44:08 > 0:44:10That's the espresso machine.

0:44:10 > 0:44:11You only win it once, cheeky chops!

0:44:14 > 0:44:1720 seconds, let's go, come on!

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Third time lucky on the snooker table, didn't pocket it.

0:44:21 > 0:44:2415, let's go, get it! Go on! Oh!

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Seven, six,

0:44:29 > 0:44:30five, four...

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Has he got enough in the tank for a final push?

0:44:32 > 0:44:33..one.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35No, time is up. KLAXON BLARES

0:44:35 > 0:44:38Time up, Muhala. Muhala, you were amazing!

0:44:38 > 0:44:42Come here. How was that for you, do you hate Travelators now?

0:44:42 > 0:44:44HE LAUGHS It's a lot harder than I thought, put it that way.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47Well, Muhala, I can tell you that you've won four prizes. Really?

0:44:47 > 0:44:50Yet, the robotic vacuum cleaner, an espresso machine,

0:44:50 > 0:44:54a suitcase and an American fridge freezer, so well done, that's good.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Amazed. The time you've been waiting for is here,

0:44:57 > 0:45:02and you have totally earned the right to go for that one last prize.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04There is no doubting your touching skills -

0:45:04 > 0:45:06what about your jumping and leaping skills?

0:45:06 > 0:45:07HE SIGHS

0:45:07 > 0:45:09Don't know, you tell me!

0:45:09 > 0:45:13Wasn't that good, but I want that car. You want that car. I want that car. You want it so bad.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16If Muhala can leap across this void and touch the car,

0:45:16 > 0:45:19he will be driving it home. If he can get it down.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21That's a whole other game show.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23You have said right from when you went into that foam pit

0:45:23 > 0:45:27at the beginning, off the catapult, that you wanted to win that car.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29You have got this far, how are you feeling right now?

0:45:29 > 0:45:32I've been so confident throughout the whole course, and now...

0:45:32 > 0:45:36I've got to literally just grab it by the horns and take that car with me.

0:45:36 > 0:45:40Have you got any plan of how you're going to do it? Attack it like I would anything else, really. OK.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44Just go in guns blazing. Keep that faith, you have been amazing.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47I really think you can do it. I think I can do it as well.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Good luck, my darling, best of luck. Thanks very much.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52I'm going to stand you in position. OK...

0:45:52 > 0:45:53in your own time.

0:45:53 > 0:45:54Cheers.

0:45:58 > 0:46:05So, here we go. One contestant, one car, one giant leap.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Muhala, are you ready?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Nervous.

0:46:09 > 0:46:14Well, this is it, my friend, I wish you the best of luck. Thank you.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16In your own time, jump for the car.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24One jump.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27One chance.

0:46:29 > 0:46:30One car.

0:46:55 > 0:46:56KLAXON BLARES

0:47:12 > 0:47:14ZOE AND ASHLEY LAUGH AND CHEER

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Yeah!

0:47:16 > 0:47:19He did it, he did it! He CAN touch this!

0:47:20 > 0:47:23Let's see it repeated endlessly in super-slow motion.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27Oh, I could cry!

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Seriously, a bit of glitter just hit me in the eye. Guys...?

0:47:33 > 0:47:36CHEERING

0:47:37 > 0:47:45Woo-hoo! Ha-ha! Yes! Was there ever any doubt? No, there wasn't! No!

0:47:45 > 0:47:46Oh... My heart is racing!

0:47:46 > 0:47:48I'm not surprised!

0:47:48 > 0:47:50You absolutely smashed it, and that's what you came here to do.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53Yeah, I came to win that car, and it's coming home with me. Exactly.

0:47:53 > 0:47:57From the beginning, you were like, "I want that car, I'm taking it home," and you are taking it home.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Not right now, we've got to get it down, obviously.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03HE LAUGHS Well done, you've been absolutely brilliant, you've been a joy.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Incredible, well done, man. Thank you very much, guys. Chuffed?

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Yeah, very chuffed. Yay!

0:48:08 > 0:48:10That's it, we'll be back next time for another cracking

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Can't Touch This contest.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Till then, stay in touch. Say goodbye, Sue!

0:48:14 > 0:48:16Goodbye, guys!

0:48:16 > 0:48:17BOTH: Bye!