0:00:02 > 0:00:04One rule - touch the prize, win the prize.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09But doing that takes a whole load of this.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16A ridiculous amount of this.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23And absolutely masses of this.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33This is... BOTH: Can't Touch This!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hello and welcome to Can't Touch This. I'm Zoe Ball.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55And I'm Ashley Banjo.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Tonight our brave contestants will be going all out to try
0:00:58 > 0:00:59and win a whole load of prizes.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02And all they have to do win them is touch them,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05which you might think sounds really quite easy, but I assure you it's not.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09It really isn't. This course takes no prisoners,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11and touching those prizes is going to take strength,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15determination, flexibility and maybe even a little cunning.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yes, we haven't made it easy for them, and why would we?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22There's some quality gear on offer, including our ultimate prize,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- a brand-new car.- Absolutely.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28So, let's meet tonight's contestants with the help of the third member
0:01:28 > 0:01:31of our hosting team, the magnificent Sue Perkins.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33She'll be providing the commentary and expert analysis
0:01:33 > 0:01:36as our contestants make their way around the course.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Honestly, her attention to detail is phenomenal. Over to you, Sue.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Hello! Hi! Um, yes, let's meet tonight's contestants.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47They're brave. They're bold.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Most importantly, they're stuck standing there until I finish speaking.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Tonight these mighty warriors will attempt to make their families,
0:01:54 > 0:01:55if not their country, proud.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, I saw that!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Within their ranks, a stuntwoman who's watching you...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07..a curious, nodding man.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09And this lady. She redefines fear.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14And they're all hoping they CAN touch this tonight.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And it all starts here.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Our catapult sends our contestants on a short
0:02:19 > 0:02:22but exhilarating flight into a foam pit.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Then, it's on to the Travelator.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25High above is the first touch point.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Touch it and bank a trampoline. Oh, the irony.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Also on the Travelator, the second touch point,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34which banks a cross trainer.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36It gets very angry if you don't use it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40But one misstep on the Travelator and you'll be in the drink.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Then it's the short trip to Stack 'Em High.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Just build a tower to reach touch point number three
0:02:44 > 0:02:45and bank a luggage set.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No need for supermarket bags now.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Then take the mighty pole across the water to the Beam.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Dodge the swinging punch bags to reach the fourth touch point
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and bank a games console.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Saves building that assault course in your bedroom.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Next, it's down the Slide, to the
0:02:59 > 0:03:02two swinging touch points which bank a tablet and a 3D printer.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Print out a new family!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07The last touch point stops the clock and banks a camera.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Remember them?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12For each touch point they've missed, they get a 30-second penalty.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14And whoever gets through to the end of the show gets a chance
0:03:14 > 0:03:16to win what they've banked.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Don't blame me - Zoe Ball made me do it!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20So, that's round one. Piece of cake.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Yes - if that cake is a very large and treacherous obstacle course.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Let's find out who's up first.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34First up, this is Andrea from Tadworth.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36A mum with a particular set of skills.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I happen to know that you're a professional stuntwoman,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42martial artist and tennis coach.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, yeah, there's a lot to me, young man.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46You're also training to become a motivational speaker.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So, how did you motivate yourself for this?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I think my motivation comes from my daughter, Lana, who loves you.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I will give you a hug because she won't forgive me unless I do.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00And I just want her to see, I might be a single mum, but I've
0:04:00 > 0:04:03still got a bit of something, and I can, you know, give it my best shot.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Well, it's time to get catapulting. Give me that hug, good luck!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Yeah! Bring it on!- Let's go!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Just like a pro, Andrea is visualising her entry there,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15whilst...gently strangling herself.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Fire her!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Nice landing! Landed like a stuntwoman.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24No fear whatsoever. Like a pro.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Actually, that was kind of headfirst
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Come on, girl! Now she's going to run.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Here she goes!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, my God!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Now, the first touch point banks that trampoline.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Compose yourself!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Sorted!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Classic landing-on-the-teeth technique. Textbook.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44That was... Stop laughing!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46The second touch point at the end of the Travelator banks
0:04:46 > 0:04:51the cross trainer, so she can get fit for...Travelators
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Remember, people, Andrea is a professional.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03She'll do whatever it takes to bank that cross trainer.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well, OK, looks like we're moving on to Stack 'Em High.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Touch the touch point hanging above and bank a set of luggage.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12OK, up she goes.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Come on, Andrea!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Just like that.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Good work, good work.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Now it's the Wall Of Doooooom!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Come on, Andrea. Visualise a rope ladder.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Up she goes. OK. Oh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Don't listen to me, then
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Woo!- Ouch!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- That was a slip. - Did that hurt?- No!- Nah!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37She's a stuntwoman, Zoe.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yeah, she's thrown herself out of a car!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42OK. This is the time. Yeah, good girl.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Well done. Nice.- Bring it on!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Bring it on we shall. This is the Pole Vault.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59It's high, isn't it?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01It's high. It's horrible.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I can't look.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well, it's pretty high up for reasons of fun.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06All she has to do is pop over to the other side.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08How hard can that be?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Nice slide!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Ooh! That was... That was her head. That was her face.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Yes, luckily all the impact was to her head.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- How's the water?- It's so warm!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28THEY LAUGH
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Time for the Beam. And the punch bags.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I mean, it sounds easy.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- She's just seen the Beam and she went... - HE SIGHS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39The fourth touch point is just underneath
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and it banks a games console, which is useful
0:06:41 > 0:06:44because you're likely to be off your feet for a while after this one.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yes! Good work.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Oh, that was close.- Nice!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Right, she's gotta get low.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54No, no, get low! Is she...? No! Get low!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Is she going to give up on the games console? Oh!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59She's going back!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Ah!- No.- And, she's going down.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12Ah, finished by the big baddie punch bag on the last level.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Extra points for going in headfirst, though.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16That singular punch bag just waited for her.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Waited for the right moment. Took her out.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Hello!- Hello.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Finally, Andrea's at the Slide.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29The two swinging touch points
0:07:29 > 0:07:31bank that tablet and the 3D printer.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34And she banked the tablet.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36She'll need one after that.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39And she stops the clock and banks the camera,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42picking up three 30-second time penalties,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45giving her a total time of seven minutes and 47 seconds.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Professionally done, Andrea.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Andrea, that was... That was splendid stuff.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Your fall from the Beam was so graceful.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I was slightly hysterical.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I think Lana will be so proud of her mummy. Good work
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Whoo! Hi, Lana!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Up next is very fit Victoria.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05A football coach from Swindon.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Shoot her out!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I'm expecting good things from Victoria.- Wahey!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12And that did not disappoint.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16That's one hell of a throw-in.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Those legs, they go on for ever! Wow.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21And she's off.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Now the small matter of the big trampoline.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Banked.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Oh, saved her face, though. - Oh, Whoa! Whoa!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34She's like some kind of Wonder Woman!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38She is... She's unbelievable!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Not that bit!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ooh! Not very wonderful, to be fair.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Didn't end well.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Can she tackle the Wall Of Doom?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49No.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, no, she's off!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55So far she's more of a "well, she gave it a go" woman.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Now the pole vault.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59She's doing the maths. No, she's just going to go for it!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00ZOE SQUEALS
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Wunderbar!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ouch!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07It just... It just never gets old.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Don't worry, one of Wonder Woman's skills is to make a rapid recovery in an edit.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21See? Now, can she defeat the Beam and the punch bags?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Not in any way. No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Cracking landing.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28No technique there, she just went for it.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Wonder Woman on her invisible slide now.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Go, Victoria!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37And she banks the tablet and the 3D printer. Great finish!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Wonder Woman stops the clock and banks the camera in a wonderful time
0:09:40 > 0:09:43of six minutes, three seconds - including penalties.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Well done, good effort. - Thank you very much.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- You pleased?- Very much so. - She's thrilled. She's amazing!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54This is Steve. He's a policeman from Sheffield.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Steve, I am told that you take part in Man Vs Food-type challenges.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Yeah, that's right, I do. - What was your most successful?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05The most successful was a burger one that I did in a certain time.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09It was burgers, fries, onion rings. You name it, it was on that plate, and I ate it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Someone had better feed this guy. But who could possibly?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Hello. Meet Andy from Belfast - he's a chef!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19What's on the menu today, though? Have you had a look at the course? What do you reckon?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, I've had a look at the course. It's going to be like a chicken run,
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- but, hey, this round we're going to have fun, going to have fun doing it. Going to try, anyway.- OK.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Well, that's cleared that up.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Now let's play Man VS Man Who Prepares Food!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Help yourself to the buffet, lads.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Let's see what Chef Andy can rustle up for Steve in our Can't Touch This kitchen.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Service!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45ZOE AND ASHLEY LAUGH That's my favourite!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's bearded chef in a foam jus for starters.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Whoo!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54At the Travelator now, he banks the trampoline and...
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Nice.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Did someone order the battered roll?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Look at that! Oh!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04You'll need more than one, though, Steve's a growing lad.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oops, nearly forgot the dip.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09That's better. Mmmmm, yummy!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Andy made a great starter for Steve and banked himself a luggage set.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Now he's onto the cheese board. I might skip it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19This is bloody hard, guys!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- That is the understatement of the year.- Yeah.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Wait till you see the main course.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27And as requested, sir,
0:11:27 > 0:11:31here's your over-sized blue bowl of miso soup. Give it a good stir.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Ooh! He hit that water hard.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44That's going to need one of those blue plasters.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48And chef Andy, what are you going to do if there's any leftovers?
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Freezin'.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55Ah, Stevie Big Fries, the man who puts his stomach where his mouth his.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58He banks the trampoline, and laps up those crispy rolls.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01He's good, he's good! Look at that!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03He banks a cross trainer, as a side.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Whoo!- Whoo!- Come on, Stevie boy! - Look at this!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10And Stevie's suddenly got a big appetite for Stack 'em High.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Can he make that work? - If he makes this work...
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Banks a tasty luggage set.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Come on!- I like him a lot.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Stevie Big Fries Loves his cheese. What an appetite!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- He just...- He did that.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30But how do you like your soup, Stevie?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Can he do the Pole Vault?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33I think he'll need a bigger spoon.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Ooh good effort. And a cling-on.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Good save!- It's probably one of the best tries yet.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41That is one of the best attempts - he held on.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44So, while Stevie Big Fries tries to keep his food down,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46let's see if the next course is ready.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Chef Andy on the bream!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Taking his time, now.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, instant noodles. Good idea.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Amazing!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01He's sliding back for the games console, and he banks it!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oooh! And he's got egg over his face.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Just the Slide now. Can he bank the tablet and 3D printer?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16He's got the tablet and makes a start on the washing-up!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Banks the camera, but picked up two 30-second penalties,
0:13:20 > 0:13:24so ends up with a scrumptious time of six minutes and 22 seconds.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Compliments to the chef!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29There was a moment halfway through the course that you kind of went,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31"This is hard!" Did it kind of hit you?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It was the coldness of the water.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, and you gave it to the punch bags, you were like,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38"Come on, come on!" They got you in the end, didn't they?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41They did, they did. It was that last one, sneaky little devil.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- I really hope we see you again, well done, man.- Thank you, Ashley.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Stevie Big Fries on the Beam.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47No!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Hot dog!- Oh, shucks!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Like any self-respecting gourmand, he dives straight into the chips.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55The big blue foam chips.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Just the Slide left.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02And he banks the tablet. Great for indigestion.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Stevie Big Fries banks the camera and stops the clock.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08He also picked up two 30-second penalties, but ended up with
0:14:08 > 0:14:12a stomach-curdling time of three minutes and 32 seconds.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Guess I'm the "Sue" chef.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Now, you are a machine, look at you. And it showed.- Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- You absolutely flew through the first part.- Yeah.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24But then you got caught out on the Beam and punch bags.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Exactly. As soon as it happened, as soon as I got wet,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30lost my orientation a little bit, and from there... Phew!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Next up is Trudy. Trudy told us that she's rather accident-prone.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38So our producers thought - why not fire her out of a catapult?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Careful, Trudy! Arms in!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- That's the best yet! - The limbs went flying!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Waaah!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Trudy at the Travelator.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oooh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55It's almost like she needs a trampoline to make that jump to win the trampoline.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57She's going back, she's going back for more.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Trudy, don't swallow the water!
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Oh, my God!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Stack 'Em High tower, now.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- No.- I can't look.- Oh! No, no, no!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11And a Leaning Tower of Trudy.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Trudy!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16That was pretty much anti-gravity.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18It was on its side, and Trudy was there.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20How did she actually do that, though?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21The whole nation held their breath.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It was literally on its side, like that.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24The Pole Vault.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27And I'm eating my own hands with the worry.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Little Trudy and a huge pole - this could be quite spectacular.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I didn't look. What happened - did she make it?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Oh, wow!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47On the plus side, doctors say she'll have no memory of that happening.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Or of anything else.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Trudy, how are you? Are you all right there, darling?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52You all right, Trudy?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Little bit of a fright, but...
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Oh, gosh!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I mean, she bounced back off that pole.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, my goodness!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04All right, Trudy, let's just take this one step at a time.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, she's very accident prone,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08so what's going to happen on the punch bags?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You can't just look at them, Trudy, you gotta...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Yes! She hung on there! - She just hung on!
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Oh! I can't take it.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, that's amazing. Oh, Trudy!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, she really is an accident waiting to happen.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It has happened. It has happened.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Amazing!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Just the Slide now and then we can all relax, insurance-wise.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Ah! She's missed them both!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45But she banks the camera and stops the clock with
0:16:45 > 0:16:50a time of seven minutes, 24 seconds - including penalties.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I think we can all agree that, legally,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54it was her own choice to come on the show.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- How was that?- That was hard. Is my nose still in the right place?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Yeah.- It really hurt!- Yeah, it's all right, it's all right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You had a bit of a faceplant there, didn't you, against the Pole Vault?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I did! It didn't like me, did it? Got to have a coffee.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yeah, off you go!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12This is Ross, from Kilmarnock. He's a gardener and a tree surgeon.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14So he's not going to have an issue with the heights.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Is everything going to come up roses for you today,
0:17:16 > 0:17:19or will you be barking up the wrong tree on this course?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Well, Zoe, hopefully these green fingers will hopefully
0:17:22 > 0:17:24have nothing but prizes in them at the end of today.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Oh, he's better than me. I'm fired.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Green Fingers at the Travelator. Trampoline banked!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- No mucking around from Ross - straight in! Oh!- Oh!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Saved himself from the water,
0:17:34 > 0:17:36which surely is going to work in his favour.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38It didn't save his shoes, though!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Oh, no cross trainer for Green Fingers, but what about the luggage?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43He's flying. If he can do this, if he can touch it first time...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- This is absurdly quick.- Yes!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Banked!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Oh, and he's surfed to the wall. - He's surfing?!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Now for the Wall Of Doom.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Come on, you're going to need a block. Gotcha!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Pole Vault - that's like a bad day at work for him.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Don't worry, we won't grass you up.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Onto the Beam now.- Ha! Missed me!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- ZOE LAUGHS - I think he's lost the plot.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh, Ross, I can't look. Oh, Gosh!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Oh!- Oh! Nicely held, Ross.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Good work. Oh! - It's just the last minute.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Shame! That's such a shame.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh! Into the foam with you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Just the Slide left and those last two touch points.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Hope no-one's weed in there.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- What? It's a gardening joke. - KLAXON
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Green Fingers stops the clock and banks the camera.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Ross powered round the course in four minutes and 35 seconds, including penalties.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, let's get my leaderboard out.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Stevie Big Fries has eaten into a massive lead with a time of 3:32.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48And it's our very own stuntwoman Andrea bringing up the rear.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Will she be able to hold on?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Still to come on Can't Touch This...
0:18:53 > 0:18:55The Wrinkly One.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57The Tickly One.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59And the...her!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Will any of them make the top six, and go on to leap for that car?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Meet Anthony, a retired IT consultant from Warrington.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18This spritely chap is 63,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20so I'm sure this will be completely incident-free.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Anthony, welcome to the show.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26What do your six grandchildren think of you doing something as crazy as this?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28They just think I'm going to come and win it and, of course,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- I'm going to try and prove them right. Simple.- Yeah, come on!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Do it for the grandkids! I have every faith in you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Anthony, off you go. KLAXON
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Blast him! Gently. He's 63.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Look at Grandad fly! There he goes!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Looking good, Anthony!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Anthony at the Travelator.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's fine, he's got one of these in his hallway.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Oh, he'll be feeling that in the morning.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56The face pain, not the trampoline.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- No.- You all right, Anthony?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Who's logging in next to troll our assault course of dreams?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Ah! This is Jane,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07a hospital secretary who loves Michael Jackson's dancing!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09She hasn't seen mine.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Being a fan of Michael and looking at the course, how are you going to beat it?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Just going to try and throw in a few moves of my own.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Jane at the Travelator.- Oh! - I like her, she's good and leapy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Shamone! That looked painful!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Good splash down. It's just so slippy!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28She works in a hospital - she's fine with drips.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31No trampoline or cross trainer for Jane.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Let's head back to Grandad Anthony.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38# The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear... #
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Oh!- Oh!- OH!- No!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- So close!- So close!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45And that's refreshed his software.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Stack 'Em High. - I can't see any! Oh.- Ah.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56And now Jane at Stack 'Em High.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- She's taking it re-e-eally slow. - Ninja.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- That's it!- See, Anthony? She did it without looking. Now you try.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Yes!- Boom!- Yes! Good work, Anthony! - Banked a luggage set!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Brilliant, brilliant work!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Anthony at the Wall Of Doom!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19The nation holds their breath for Anthony.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- And he's up.- He's up! - THEY CLAP
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I'm going to hold my breath for this one.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Still holding my breath. - Oh, no. Don't. No.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33And breathe!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- You all right there, Anthony? - Come on, Anthony!- You OK there?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Ah. Need a bigger box.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Hmm, box. I think that's a cricket term?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Jane's on the Beam now!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oh! At least it was quick!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Getting out of there wasn't though.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Jane finished the course with a time of eight minutes and 28 seconds.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Anthony has adjusted his box and is now focused on the Beam
0:22:02 > 0:22:04and those nasty punch bags!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Cool as a grey cucumber.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Bad luck! Bad luck, Anthony!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Although he resisted the urge to carry on,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Anthony will still go back to Warrington a legend.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Right, let me get my leaderboard out of my trousers.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Neither Anthony or Jane have made an impact on the top six.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Meaning, on 7:47, Andrea from Tadworth is the one to beat.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36The bad news is she's a stunt woman!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41This is Jo from London. He hates to lose.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Luckily, it doesn't happen very often. He says.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Jo, I'm told you're very competitive and hate losing.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51But your mates just call you Jammy because they think you're lucky.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Yeah.- So today is it going to be luck or judgment?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56It's definitely judgment, and today is Judgment Day for this course.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- BUZZER - Hooo!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Watch him fly! HE YELPS
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- He did a yelp!- He did a yelp!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That must be his lucky scream!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Jammy Jo at the Travelator and BOOM, banks a trampoline.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11I like his style.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14MUSIC: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Oh, wow!- Powering through, gets the cross trainer!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Come on!- He wanted those! - Too tired to use it now.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Now the Leap. Careful, Jo, you're going to complete the series!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- He refuses to go slow! - Stack 'Em High.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29And he's banked the luggage, too!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Whatever. Whatever! Jo, can you make it? Can you make it?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Jo, please slow down. I get paid by the hour.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37If anyone can do this Pole Vault, it's Jo.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- If he does this, I'll be so happy. - I might cry.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Oh, unlucky.- Oh! Not a bad attempt! - No.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- But he kept his head above water. - Yep!- Very classy.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Jo on the Beam.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Misses the first three.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Oh!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, pushing his luck there.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07But that's the games console banked!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Just two touch points left for a full house.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Can he bank both prizes?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yes, he can!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25And he banks the camera and stops the clock at a ridiculously
0:24:25 > 0:24:27fast time of two minutes, 14 seconds.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Was it luck? Was it skill?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Whatever it was, it was the fastest time of the series so far.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Dynamite!- Thank you very much. - Not bad, and good time.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37If you don't go through, I'll eat my hat.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- I'll eat your hat. Well done. - Thank you very much. Cheers.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Say hello to Willie. He milks a lot of cows.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48So either he's a farmer or he's got a really weird hobby.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52He's a farmer - from Dromore in Northern Ireland, since you asked.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Willie at the Travelator - banks the trampoline.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Go on, go on, go on! Come on, Willie.- Oh, oh, oh! Oh, not quite!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- He's good!- He's flying!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Tiring a little now.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07To be fair, he's probably been up before I went to bed.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11One last attempt. It's so difficult when you're that soaked.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Go on, go on!- Oh!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Yes! Whoo!- Now for the leap. Willie? Won't he? He Willie!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Willie flew through Stack 'Em High, as you'd expect,
0:25:22 > 0:25:24and now he's at the pole.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Oh, close! - So close, so near and, well...
0:25:29 > 0:25:33He says he likes flying, but that's technically just falling.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Willie missed out on the games console,
0:25:35 > 0:25:39just the Slide left and those two swinging touch points.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42And he banks them both! Good lad. Remarkable!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46The Flying Farmer banks the camera and stops the clock.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51He flew through the course with a total time of three minutes and 32 seconds - including penalties.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Ha-ha-ha! He hit his head on the touch point!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- How was it?- It was hard.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Thanks for that! THEY LAUGH
0:25:58 > 0:26:01This is our water baby, Anna from Manchester.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Bless her, she's only 18! I've got jokes older than that.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Anna, welcome. You're a bit of a scuba diver.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You love water. Do you think you're going to love our water?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's a bit cold. And the rest of the course?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Yeah, well, I've never let water stop me before, so...
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Underwater Anna at the overwater Travelator.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Yes! Oh!- Trampoline banked!
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Luckily she's got an A-level in falling on her neck.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Scuba dive, ten out of ten!
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Oh!- The double - the face splash. You all right there, Anna?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- She's not hanging around. - Come on, Anna!- Oh! Ow!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36That's enough to give you the bends.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Stack 'Em High now, and that's not dangerous at all.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Somebody please call a responsible adult.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Not me. I'm not one. - She's got it.- Luggage banked!
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Yes! Good work! Whoo!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Anna banked the games console on the Beam and now,
0:26:51 > 0:26:56it's just the Slide and she banks the tablet - great for diving.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00And that's the camera banked and the clock stopped.
0:27:00 > 0:27:05Anna stormed round the course in a time of four minutes, 48 seconds - including penalties.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Nice backwards dive thing there.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- How was that?- You're going to kill me a little bit!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Right, let me soap off that leaderboard.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Jammy Jo flukes his way into the lead
0:27:16 > 0:27:19with a record-breaking time of 2:14.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Our Flying Farmer just misses out on second place by two tenths of a second.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Don't forget Underwater Anna who sneaks in at fifth place.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27And that means we've lost Chef Andy, Calamity Trudy,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30and Stunt Woman Andrea,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32making Wonder Woman Victoria our one to beat.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35She's actually a real Wonder Woman, by the way. We checked.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Next up is Tony.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39He's a call-centre operator from Liverpool
0:27:39 > 0:27:41and his friends call him Del Boy.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Hmm.- I hear you're a very competitive dad.- I am.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47But your competitors today are a little bit older -
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- how are you going to beat them, Tony?- Cheat.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Well, we've got a few cameras in today, so you might get caught.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Tony "Del Boy" at the Travelator now and - cushty!
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- He banks the trampoline. - He's good, he's good!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- He's up!- Come on! - Tony's got skills!
0:27:59 > 0:28:04Cross trainer banked. Mange tout. Can Tony make the leap?
0:28:04 > 0:28:08You plonker...is the noise he made on entering the water.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10SHE LAUGHS It's fre-e-ezing!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Stack 'Em High now.- Here he goes.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16And effortlessly banks the luggage.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Ooof!- He didn't even totally wipe himself out!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22The Wall Of Doom was no problem for Tony "Del Boy",
0:28:22 > 0:28:26but now he's at the Pole. Remember, Tony - he who dares swims.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Nice top, Tony. Is that part of a look?
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Ah, you can feel how cold that water is!
0:28:36 > 0:28:40- You all right there, mate? Great! - Got a thumbs up from Tony!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44Del Boy missed out on a games console, now just the Slide left.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47And he banks the tablet and a 3D printer. Amazing!
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Bags the camera and stops the clock with a total time
0:28:52 > 0:28:55of four minutes, 59 seconds, including penalties.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57A nice little earner!
0:28:57 > 0:29:00That water looked very cold in the Pole Vault.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04- It is very. This water's just as cold!- Was it a shock?- Yeah.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06- Well done.- Thank you. Cheers, Ashley.
0:29:06 > 0:29:11Say hello to Lana. She's a dog-lover from Dorset who...does cat hands.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13This is hugely confusing. Launch!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16KLAXON Takes flight. Wow!
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- SHE SCREAMS - Ha-ha! She's a screamer.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23You'd almost think it was scary getting fired out of that rusty old thing.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Top Dog at the Travelator. Oh!
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Oh!- And a bash on the knees. Stops the roll!
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- Oh, good roll! Stops dunking. No dunking.- Right, here we go.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- No dunking yet. - And cold bath time.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38# And they called it puppy love... #
0:29:38 > 0:29:41She liked it so much she did it again!
0:29:41 > 0:29:43My watch tells me it's time for a silly voice.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45So allow me to introduce...
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- CLIPPED VOICE:- So you've just opened your new shallow pool of freezing
0:29:50 > 0:29:53cold water and you're wondering how to leap across?
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Allow me.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Method one - use speed to gather.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04Method two - once the elbows make it, the rest is easy.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10Method three - don't lose faith just because you're in a seated position.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Yes!- Look at that! - THEY CLAP AND CHEER
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Here's what not to do. Don't forget to jump.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18# Bang, bang into the room... #
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Try to prepare well for the leap.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Oh!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26It's always best to have a clear head.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28SHRIEKS
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- Yey!- Oh-ho!
0:30:31 > 0:30:36And never attempt the leap from a standing position. It's impossible.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38So please stop trying it.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45Top Dog Lana banked the luggage at Stack 'Em High with no problems.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Now it's...- The Pole Vault. - The Pole Vault.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Yup, get that itch. Nice big hug...
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- No.- ..and then... - Good scream, though!
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- Ha-ha-ha!- No rosette for that.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Can the Top Dog defeat the Beam?
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- Oh, don't knock me over. - Or will it be walkies into the foam?
0:31:03 > 0:31:06What technique will she go for? Oh, no!
0:31:06 > 0:31:08- SHE SHRIEKS - Off the obstacle.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Lana "Top Dog" sounding a little bit husky there.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Lana on the Slide.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20Can she bank the tablet and the 3D printer and be the Best In Show?
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Well, she's banked the tablet! Your dog's going to love that!
0:31:24 > 0:31:27And she banks the camera and stops the clock with a total
0:31:27 > 0:31:30time of six minutes, 24 seconds, including penalties. Give your dog a bone, Lana!
0:31:30 > 0:31:33But not one of those annoying squeaky ones. Don't you hate them?
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Do you know, the thing I love about you, Lana - you're smiling after all of that.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40- I think I'm in shock! - No change at the top,
0:31:40 > 0:31:43and although Lana "Top Dog" Lana has made it into the final six,
0:31:43 > 0:31:47our wheeler dealer Tony Del Boy has edged out Wonder Woman Victoria.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50But there's still one mighty contestant to go.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Talking of things to go,
0:31:52 > 0:31:56we need to say goodbye to Stuntwoman Andrea,
0:31:56 > 0:32:01Calamity Trudy, Chef Andy,
0:32:01 > 0:32:04and Wonder Woman Victoria.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Your efforts will never be forgotten.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11The guys we missed, and are missing already -
0:32:11 > 0:32:19Andy the Brickie, James, Andrew, Jennifer
0:32:19 > 0:32:22and our lifeguard in love, Leanne. Don't be strangers.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26# The way that we hugged to try to keep warm
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- # While taking a sleigh ride... # - I can't see anything!
0:32:28 > 0:32:32Grandad Anthony, Jane, and Lana "Top Dog".
0:32:32 > 0:32:35We'll stay in touch, yeah?
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Farewell.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Last up it's Donovan, a teaching assistant from Essex.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47What are you pointing at, Donovan? I can't make it out.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- You're a little bit of a weightlifter.- Yeah, I am.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I've got myself a qualification so I can teach you how to do
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- the Olympic lifts, clean and jerk and snatch.- Very nice!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00So, how are you going to go about throwing your weight around our course?
0:33:00 > 0:33:03To be honest with you, going to take my time.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05You know, don't want to do myself an injury or anything like that.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09You're going to take your time? That's an interesting approach.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- KLAXON - Jettison!
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- What a wave of foam! - Donovan at the Travelator.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22The Travelator's got nothing on those thighs.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- Go, go, go, go, go!- Wow!
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- He's so strong!- What a man! - He is flying.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32A place in the top six beckons, surely!
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Oh, Donovan, we all know a standing jump doesn't...
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Exactly as I said.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Exactly as I said. Best way to get over.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Donovan at Stack 'Em. Banks a luggage set.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Bet he can't wait to get that home.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Does everything, with style. He's got an almighty grip.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Focus and determination, Donovan.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53THEY GROAN
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Donovan, what happened to the clean and jerk?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00# He's my toy boy, toy boy... #
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- Donovan on the Beam.- He said, didn't he, he was going to take it slow,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- consider his options.- Take it slow, do everything properly.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09That's kind of his approach.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13That's all well and good, but does he know he's against the clock?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Now, oh! Not quite.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Burpies? Must have been that falafel.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27Donovan and those mighty muscles have sped their way to the Slide.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30He should have no problems making the top six.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Oh, but that could cost him!
0:34:34 > 0:34:37It feels fast, though, he just needs to beat 4:59.
0:34:37 > 0:34:42And stops the clock with a time of five minutes dead!
0:34:42 > 0:34:46Oh, it's so close, but he has just missed out by one second.
0:34:46 > 0:34:51Oh, Donovan! Hasta la vista, big guy. You sadly won't be back.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- Well, I enjoyed that quite a lot. - Me too.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Hope you did at home. So many screamers!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01SCREAMS
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Do you know what, though?
0:35:03 > 0:35:07If I was strapped into that catapult and I went flying out of it, I'd probably scream as well.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11Jo does a great scream. I was quite impressed by that.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Also, I was really impressed at how many people managed to do
0:35:14 > 0:35:17the Travelator and get to Stack 'Em High and didn't even get wet!
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Let's take a look at how things stand after Round One.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26In first place with all his prizes intact, it's Jammy Jo!
0:35:26 > 0:35:29In second place is Stevie Big Fries, and he's still hungry.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Two tenths of a second behind him is Willie, the flying farmer.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Nodding his way into fourth position,
0:35:35 > 0:35:37the Green-fingered Ross.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Diving into fifth place, it's Underwater Anna!
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Looking shifty in sixth, it's Tony "Del Boy".
0:35:50 > 0:35:55Round Two is a head-to-head battle between our six remaining contestants.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57There are three more prizes to be banked along the way,
0:35:57 > 0:35:59but only for those who survive.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Sue, it's over to you.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03It all kicks off with Spinning Platforms,
0:36:03 > 0:36:06which - and this is going to shock you - spin.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09From the platforms, contestants move on to Clamber Crossing.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11They clamber over the crossing, to a set of touchpoints,
0:36:11 > 0:36:13which banks an internet radio.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Hook yourselves up to some Wi-Fi and listen closely
0:36:17 > 0:36:20because after a very quick sit down they're off again,
0:36:20 > 0:36:23through the water and up the uneven stairs, to the rings.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26They attempt to make their way to the four touchpoints which
0:36:26 > 0:36:29banks them an American fridge-freezer.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32Five into four doesn't go so another contestant will be eliminated,
0:36:32 > 0:36:34before they set off again to the Dropping Ropes.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Here's the thing - not all the ropes are connected,
0:36:37 > 0:36:40so they'll have to choose wisely, or they'll end up all wet and sad.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Finally, contestants make their way to the end podium,
0:36:43 > 0:36:45where they can bank a kid's electric scooter.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47But there are only three touchpoints,
0:36:47 > 0:36:50which means another contestant will be eliminated.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Leaving our final three.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Have they been spinning all this time?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Better get going before we're reacquainted with their muesli.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- Do the honours, Zoe!- Cue the klaxon. KLAXON
0:37:00 > 0:37:02And we're off!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Ouch! Green Fingers Ross got a faceplant so big it needs watering.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Farmer Willie and Stevie Big Fries both taking the wide route,
0:37:10 > 0:37:12but Willie's got tangled!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Stevie Big Fries first to bank the radio. Next is Willie.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Underwater Anna third. And there's a scramble between the last three!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21But it's Jammy Jo and Green Fingers Ross who make it!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Tony loses his seat.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28Meaning we have to say bonjour to Tony "Del Boy".
0:37:28 > 0:37:30There was a melee between Jo, Ross and Tony.
0:37:30 > 0:37:36Tony was moving slower than a sloth on holiday across that clamber.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39So focused, so determined, so...hungry?
0:37:39 > 0:37:41It's hard to tell with Stevie Big Fries.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45- Cue the klaxon! And they're off. - KLAXON
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- # Sweet dreams are made of this... # - Oh, who's going to be up? Big Steve!
0:37:48 > 0:37:52- Oh, look at that.- Stevie up, followed by Farmer Willie.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Ooh!- Nice save, Steve!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57You might want to rethink that approach, Steve.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- He's closely followed by Jo.- Jo.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Underwater Anna's slipped through the net
0:38:03 > 0:38:06and there's a gaping gulf between Ross and Anna and the rest of them.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Stevie Big Fries and Farmer Willie both bank the fridge.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13Neck-and-neck between Ross and Anna. Jammy Jo's home.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Oh! Ross is down! Can Anna seize the moment?
0:38:15 > 0:38:18That last seat waiting.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Is it going to be Ross? Is it going to be Anna?
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Oh, it's Ross! Hard luck, Anna.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Back to Massive Yellow Ring school for you.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29So, six have become four, and soon will become three.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32That's my doughnut count. I've no clue what's happening in the game.
0:38:32 > 0:38:39Tilt the chairs! Jammy Jo is not hanging around. See?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42How about Ross? No! Steve?
0:38:42 > 0:38:45No! Willie? He can fly, obviously!
0:38:47 > 0:38:50No monkeying around for Willie, he banks the shopping trip.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53He's so happy! HE WHOOPS
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Steve gives Ross a sniff of a chance.
0:38:56 > 0:39:00- Jo is there, and he banks his lucky stars.- Yes!
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Ross and Steve now neck-and-neck.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07Steve's down! And Ross is dangling. Who will it be?
0:39:07 > 0:39:10He's up! Ross! Come on, Ross! You can do this!
0:39:10 > 0:39:13All right, Steve! One more rope!
0:39:13 > 0:39:16All he's got to do is hoist his way over the... Oh!
0:39:16 > 0:39:20- It's Ross! - THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Stevie Big Fries looks to the heavens, his dream is over.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Ross' is just beginning.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Stevie Big Fries.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Well, you can - I'm afraid he'd eat me. The beast.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33I'm absolutely gutted not to have gone through,
0:39:33 > 0:39:35especially because I led it for the previous two rounds.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39I thought I was a really strong contender. I was that close, I could see the car. Gutted.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Underwater Anna, you sank to the bottom.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47I'm so gutted that I was so close behind Ross.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I think the problem was I hesitated when getting onto the rings.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52When I saw that there was only one seat left, I got up, ran.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55I was just too slow.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Tony "Del Boy" - water way to go!
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Gutted to be out first, but at least I never got wet.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04That's the main thing. So I'm happy with that.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Our three remaining contestants have come a long way
0:40:16 > 0:40:18and they all want to go further.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21But they literally have a mountain to climb to become our winner.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Ah, Spin Mountain! One of the more dangerous ski resorts.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Spin Mountain is where three become one,
0:40:31 > 0:40:34because, well, two get eliminated, see?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Each contestant has to find
0:40:36 > 0:40:39and collect their three uniquely coloured discs and return them
0:40:39 > 0:40:43to their podiums in order, from these three rotating rings.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Only then can they climb Spin Mountain - which is spinning -
0:40:46 > 0:40:49to touch the touchpoint, and bank a shopping weekend in London,
0:40:49 > 0:40:51and go on to leap for that car.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Watch out - some of those handholds are on bungee cords -
0:40:54 > 0:40:57which is lethal for them, but very funny for us!
0:40:57 > 0:40:58KLAXON
0:40:58 > 0:41:00And they're off! Jo and Ross are down.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04Flying Farmer Willie seems out of sorts. Come on, this is a race!
0:41:04 > 0:41:07What? Free Willie! Great film.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Jammy Jo's got his first disc.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Green Fingers Ross right behind him.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Hurray! One for Willie. Jo and Ross clinging on to their second discs.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Ouch! Ross drops his, and is gone.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Jammy Jo looking for number three.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Willie, move! Oh, Willie.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Jo's got his third disc to complete the set,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31and he's going for the mountain!
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Green Fingers lands his second disc, but it might be too late,
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Jo's already got a foot hold! Oh, Willie!
0:41:40 > 0:41:43Ross gets his third, but is it too late?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Oh! Probably!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Ross has let this slip through his green fingers,
0:41:48 > 0:41:51and Jammy Jo peaks at just the right time!
0:41:53 > 0:41:55- He is our winner! He told us he was lucky.- Yes!
0:41:55 > 0:42:00- How happy are you at the moment? - I'm so... I'm over the moon.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04- Are you?- You did say from the beginning that this is Judgment Day -
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- you were determined, weren't you, to get this far?- Very determined.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11All I have to say is you guys have to build a new course cos it got ruined!
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Oh, it's done! Take it down! - He's ruined the course!
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Jammy Jo, your luck was in.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23Very disappointed, but the guy who won has been top class the whole way through.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27He's a great team player and he deserves to get to the finish line.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30# Never gonna turn around and hurt you... #
0:42:30 > 0:42:35He's been great throughout. I've seen him throughout all the courses.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37So all the best to him and I hope he wins it.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51As you know, to win all the prizes, Jo just has to touch them.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54But as you should also know, if you've been concentrating,
0:42:54 > 0:42:56that isn't going to be easy for him.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59During those graphics, I hung all ten prizes that Jo banked
0:42:59 > 0:43:02in the previous rounds above this Travelator.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Jo has 60 seconds to touch as many prizes as possible.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08And, of course, everything he touches, he wins.
0:43:09 > 0:43:14So, Jo, I gather you've already decided what you're going to do with any prizes you win?
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- Yeah, I've got my eye on the shopping trip.- Oh, really?
0:43:17 > 0:43:22Yeah, just for my fiancee. I think she deserves it.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Aww, he's a lovely boy.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26That's my main one at the moment. Everything else is a bonus.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30- You're looking a bit emotional. - Slightly.- He's getting married next month!- Next month?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- So, there we go.- It'll be a good gift for her.- It'd be a very good gift for her.
0:43:33 > 0:43:38- Good luck.- Thank you very much. - Fantastic. You have 60 seconds to touch and win your 11 prizes.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41- Thank you.- Ready for this? Take your position.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44- Jo, good luck, darling. - Good luck.- Thank you.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50There they are - all those hard-earned prizes, all within Jo's reach.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54It won't be easy, though, which is why we call this show "Can't Touch This" rather than,
0:43:54 > 0:43:56"Oh, Here, Just Have It".
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Cue the klaxon! Jammy Jo is off!
0:44:01 > 0:44:04He's going to go straight for the trip.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- Oh, he's going straight for the trip.- Straight for the trip.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Oh, what a sweet, sweet boy.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12- Yes!- And he banks the shopping trip, and sneaks in a games console.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16He wants the tablet... Oh, no!
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Boom! That'll do it.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Come on, Jo! - I'm confident he'll be back up.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23OK, a switch of Travelator.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26The 3D printer is his!
0:44:26 > 0:44:28- What's Jo spotted now?- Come on, Jo!
0:44:30 > 0:44:34- 30 seconds left!- He doesn't need a cross trainer, does he? This one?
0:44:34 > 0:44:37And Jammy Jo's not afraid to go for the hard prizes!
0:44:37 > 0:44:39- Yes!- Yes!
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Banks the camera, he needs a sit down after that.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45- 20 seconds.- 20 seconds left, go on, Jo! On last attempt!
0:44:45 > 0:44:47- Go on, Jo!- What are you going for Jo? Come on!- He looks spent now.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Anything left in those legs, Jammy Jo?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52He's after the kid's scooter.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57- Yes!- And has a lie down.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- Three, two, one!- Three, two, one!
0:45:00 > 0:45:03- THEY CHEER Nice work, Jo!- Nice work, Jo!
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Fantastic work. How was that? How was that for you, mate?
0:45:09 > 0:45:11- It was tough, but...- Yeah.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14But as soon as I got that trip, I relaxed,
0:45:14 > 0:45:16and everything else was a bonus to me.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- And you won six prizes.- I know!
0:45:18 > 0:45:21- Yes!- Games console...- Incredible!
0:45:21 > 0:45:24..tablet, 3D printer, camera, electric scooter,
0:45:24 > 0:45:27and the one you wanted - the shopping weekend in London.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30- Yes!- Amazing work, man, honestly.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32That is quite a haul, but of course...
0:45:32 > 0:45:36There's still one more big prize lying in wait.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Or should I say hanging in wait, to be more precise.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40It's the big one. How do you feel about it?
0:45:40 > 0:45:44- I've got one shot, so...- You've got one shot.- ..I'm going to give it my all.- That's all you can do.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- Come on, then, Jo. Here we go. Let's Jump For The Car!- Yes!
0:45:47 > 0:45:52If Jo can leap across this void and touch the car, he'll be driving
0:45:52 > 0:45:56it home...inadvertently dragging half of our lighting crew with him.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00So, Jo, now we're up here, you can see how far away the car actually is.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- What are your thoughts? - It's doable.- It's doable?
0:46:03 > 0:46:07- It is doable.- Confident?- Definitely. I'm going to give it everything I've got.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Well, I wish you the best of luck. This is your starting position.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- Lovely.- Have a good one. - Thank you.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17So it's all come down to this. One contestant. One car.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19One giant leap.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Jo, we're all rooting for you. Best of luck.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25In your own time, Jump For The Car!
0:46:29 > 0:46:31One jump.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35One chance.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37One car.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45HEARTBEAT SOUNDTRACK
0:47:02 > 0:47:04KLAXON
0:47:17 > 0:47:19THEY CHEER
0:47:19 > 0:47:21He did it! He can touch it!
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Cue music! Cue the replays!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Cue the tissues!
0:47:26 > 0:47:28- BLOWS NOSE - This cold isn't going away.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Come on! Yes!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40THEY CHEER
0:47:40 > 0:47:45- Jo, come on, give me a hug. Well done!- Well done, well done.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- Yee-ha!- How are you feeling? You won a car!
0:47:48 > 0:47:50I'm over the moon. So ecstatic right now. Just...
0:47:50 > 0:47:52So, for all your mates who think you're jammy,
0:47:52 > 0:47:55you've just proved you've got some skill.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57There we go, just proved it. Done and dusted.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00- Done and dusted. That's underlined. - Incredible, man.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04Also, Joanna, your wife-to-be. What a incredible wedding present.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07You've won a whole haul of prizes, including a shopping trip to London for her.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10- She's going to love it.- And now a car! Best husband on the planet.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Yeah, I mean, what else does she want?
0:48:12 > 0:48:14- I know, what more could she need? - What more could she want?
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- You have been awesome.- Well done. - That's it. We'll be back next time
0:48:17 > 0:48:22with more contestants who will be battling their way through the Can't Touch This course.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Till then, stay in touch! Say goodbye, Sue!
0:48:24 > 0:48:27- Goodbye, Sue!- Bye!- YEAH!