Episode 2

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0:00:04 > 0:00:09These people are among the greatest quiz players in Britain.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Together, they make up the Eggheads,

0:00:11 > 0:00:15arguably the most formidable quiz team in the country.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19The question is, can they be beaten?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Welcome to a celebrity edition of Eggheads,

0:00:26 > 0:00:30the show where a team of five quiz challengers pit their wits

0:00:30 > 0:00:33against possibly the greatest quiz team in Britain.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35They are the Eggheads.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hoping to topple our awesome quiz titans today are...

0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's no secret that one of our Eggheads

0:00:41 > 0:00:43has been known to tread the boards.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46His marvellous Bottom was seen by literally dozens.

0:00:46 > 0:00:52Before we get letters, I talk of Chris's oft-mentioned appearance in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56In his absence, we are joined by some true thespians -

0:00:56 > 0:01:00luminaries of London's West End, the RSC and beyond.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Before Chris appears to show them his Bottom, let's meet them.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hello. My name's Frances.

0:01:06 > 0:01:12I'm responsible for assembling this motley crew because I'm a huge fan of Eggheads.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hello. My name is Derek.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19I'm not at all at ease yet, but I'll do my best not to stammer.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22My name's Emma and I'm an actress.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I had the pleasure of working with Derek earlier in the year.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm here because Frances made me!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hello. My name is Neil.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33I was invited here by Frances, so I came.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37My name's Fiona. I'm the only one that's not an actor. I'm a director.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42I've worked with everyone except Derek, but that's next year.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47Very good that you were available to take on the Eggheads today. You're responsible, Frances, I hear.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm afraid that is why we're the Availables.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55- LAUGHING:- Because we were the only ones who were out of work!

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Everyone else we know are so posh and so busy, but we're thrilled to be here.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03When your colleagues in the theatrical world say they're busy,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07don't you take it with a pinch of salt, unless you see their name up in lights?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10A lot of them are in the theatre at the moment, aren't they?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- The clever ones. - The clever ones are working!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17However, nevertheless, I got involved in this

0:02:17 > 0:02:23because Derek has a house in the south of France, very near Judith.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25We were very lucky to have dinner with her.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28As I'm a massive fan of the show,

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I inveigled myself upon all of you for an invitation

0:02:32 > 0:02:36and I've inveigled myself upon my team!

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- So there's been collaboration? - And a LOT of white wine.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44If we hadn't got on with Judith, we wouldn't be here.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- But we got on so well. - We did. It was a lovely dinner.

0:02:48 > 0:02:54- According to notes you reassembled from your hospital locker? - LAUGHING: Yes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Should be an interesting game, especially if Judith plays one of those head-to-heads.

0:02:58 > 0:03:05Every day, there is £1,000 up for grabs for our challengers.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10If they fail to defeat the Eggheads, the money rolls over to the next show.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12So, Availables, the Eggheads have won just the last game.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16That means £2,000 says you can't beat them.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21The first head-to-head battle will be, let's find out - it's Arts & Books.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Could all five of you play?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25No, they can't. Has to be one of you.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- ALL TALK AT ONCE - No, that'll be Derek.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Oh, dear. - That will be Derek, definitely.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- I see you've been volunteered, there.- No, no. I...

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Um... I've got to choose somebody. - Yes.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- It can be Judith, if you like. - I want the new boy, Dave.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- You've got him! He's yours. - LAUGHTER

0:03:45 > 0:03:52Let's have Derek and Dave, the two Ds, into the Question Room, to make sure you can't confer.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I feel wrong calling you Derek. It's Sir Derek.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Please, Sir Del Boy will do. - DERMOT LAUGHS

0:03:59 > 0:04:02And I believe you've got TWO knighthoods.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Y-yes. I've got a Danish knighthood.

0:04:05 > 0:04:11The Queen of Denmark came to see me as Hamlet

0:04:11 > 0:04:15and liked it and, er...knighted me.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- And wh... - So, I'm "twice a knight", folks!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Ah, very good. And, of course, In The NIGHT Garden.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Oh, indeed! Yes. I loved doing that. Loved it.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31Is it fun just rolling some of those names and characters around the tongue?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Yes, Upsy Daisy, Igglepiggle and Makka Pakka and all the Tombliboos.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yes! And singing their songs, too!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- It's lovely. - That's the ultimate accolade.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I, Claudius and things like that in the past - nothing!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47The only way is down after The Night Garden.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Oh, only one thing beats it. I was the Master in Dr Who. - Of course.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- That was the apogee.- Of course.

0:04:54 > 0:05:00Let's hope it gets even better and you give Dave a good kicking - metaphorically, so to speak.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05You choose, not just because you ARE Sir Derek Jacobi, but because you're the challenger.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Do you want to go first or second? - Second.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, it's you kicking off for us, then, Dave.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Arts & Books, here's your question.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Which writer created the character Moll Flanders?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Daniel Defoe.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- LAUGHING:- Derek distraught.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- I knew it! I knew it! - I'm sure you'll know your next one.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35You chose the second set, and Dave has one on the board.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Here's your first question.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41What name is given to the art of inlaying blocks of wood

0:05:41 > 0:05:45to make a geometric pattern in furniture and flooring?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Well, I've never heard of decoupage.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Um... Macrame, I know.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00But I'm... I think I'm going to go for parquetry.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yes. It's quite a leap, isn't it?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05From Moll Flanders to the parquet floor. It's the right answer.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Well done.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Dave, in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy,

0:06:12 > 0:06:18the character Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads and three what?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Right, I can remember it from a long time ago, but can't recall that.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'm going to bite the bullet and go for legs.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Three legs. It's arms!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Fair enough. - Three arms for Zaphod Beeblebrox.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Which means a chance -

0:06:36 > 0:06:39still early days yet - a chance for Derek to take the lead.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44In the 18th century, the German writer Rudolph Erich Raspe

0:06:44 > 0:06:48wrote an English version of stories about which character?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'm going to have to make a random guess,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58because none of them leap out at me.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01The Pied Piper... Um...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Baron Munchausen.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Munchausen...is the right answer.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- You have a lead. - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Don't know what'll happen if he wins the whole round.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19You might just do that, if Dave slips up again.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23The National Gallery houses a painting by Johannes Vermeer

0:07:23 > 0:07:27entitled A Young Woman Standing At A... what?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'll go with Virginal.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Standing At A Virginal is the right answer.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Derek, to go through to the final round...

0:07:40 > 0:07:43In the novel Tom Brown's Schooldays by Thomas Hughes,

0:07:43 > 0:07:49what is the name of the boy who meets Tom on his first day at Rugby and becomes his friend?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh! It's not North!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56It...is...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58East.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01It is. Dave's nodding. He knows it is the right answer.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03LAUGHTER

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Del!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Del, well done! Yes!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I think you're more animated there than when you won the BAFTA!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16LAUGHING: I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's the correct answer, which sees you sailing into the final round.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Will you both please come back and join your teams?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28After that round, the Availables still all available.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Derek swatting Dave away there, so one brain missing from the Eggheads.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37But early days. Our next subject is going to be History.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Who'd like to play this?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- That was supposed to be Derek's! - LAUGHTER

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Who wants to play this?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50NEIL: I don't know anything about history, so let's have a go!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Pick an Egghead, as long as it isn't Dave.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Pat?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Pat, please!- Putting your best confident voice on there.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yes. I'm psyching him out now.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05That's very good, actually. See if you do it in the Question Room.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08It's going to be Neil and Pat, then, playing History, please.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Neil, do you want to go first or second?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ah!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'll go first!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Neil, first question is this one.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Elizabeth I is typically depicted with what colour hair?

0:09:29 > 0:09:36Well, I don't think she had blonde hair, because I'd have noticed.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I don't think she'd have black hair after all this time.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I think it must be red, Dermot.- Red?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Of course. It's the right answer.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Pat, in the 19th century, the figure of Columbia

0:09:50 > 0:09:53was recognised as the female personification of which country?

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Mother Russia strikes a pose not entirely unlike Columbia.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05But I don't think it's Russia. I don't think it's France.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I think it's the United States.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10USA for Columbia is the right answer.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Neil, second question.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Which British army commander attended the Congress of Vienna in 1815?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25I'm going to have to have a stab at the obvious one,

0:10:25 > 0:10:28the Duke of Wellington, 1815.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30What with, you know, Napoleon and...

0:10:30 > 0:10:34all that, the boots and everything and all that beef.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- I'm going to have to go for Duke of Wellington.- Well done.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40So, you've got two.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Two out of two. Pat... Oh, here we go!

0:10:43 > 0:10:48Which figure in Irish history, born in 1890, is known as "the big fellow"?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Well, it's too late for Parnell and too early for Jack Lynch.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I think Michael Collins was 6ft 3 or 6ft 4.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02So I think it was Michael Collins.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Yes, as you'd know well, I suspect. It's the right answer.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Neil, going very strongly.

0:11:08 > 0:11:15Can you keep it up? Ashoka, ruler of the Mauryan empire in India, was a convert to which religion?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I don't know what he'd have been beforehand.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I'm going to go for Hinduism. - OK, Hinduism.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's not right. It's incorrect. Do you know, Pat?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- I'd have gone for Islam. - You'd have been wrong, as well.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Daphne would have gone for Buddhism, which is the correct answer.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Pat, where is St Hilda

0:11:39 > 0:11:45believed to have established an abbey in 657 on land given to her by the King of Northumbria?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Northumbria probably extended as far south as Furness back then.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I think of those three,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Whitby looks the most appealing, so I'll go for Whitby.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00It is Whitby, which means you've won the round, Pat.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Bad luck, Neil. You won't be in the final round.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Would you both please come and join your teams?

0:12:06 > 0:12:12So, all-square after that round. Both teams have lost one brain from the final round.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15And our next subject is Film & Television.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Another one that suits you.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Frankie. - I've got to!

0:12:20 > 0:12:25- You have to stay while you choose an Egghead.- Oh...! - May I call you Frankie?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27You CAN call me Frankie.

0:12:27 > 0:12:33- Because you half got me here, I'm going to ask Judith if she'll play with me.- That's nice.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Are you going to take a nice bottle of Sancerre in to ease your way?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- LAUGHTER - Down in one!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43So, Frances and Judith into the Question Room, please.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Frances, do you want to go first or second?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I think I'll go...first, please, and get it over and done with.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Here's your first question. What type of creature is Pudsey,

0:12:58 > 0:13:02winner of the 2012 series of the television show Britain's Got Talent?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Oh, God! I thought...it was a bear!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11So that's completely thrown me!

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Um... Oh, I know!- 2012 series of Britain's Got Talent.- I know!

0:13:15 > 0:13:19It was that woman... Yes. It's not a horse. It's not a snake.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23It was named AFTER the bear, wasn't it? It was her dancing dog.

0:13:23 > 0:13:28Yeah, Pudsey the dog in Britain's Got Talent is the right answer.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Judith, your first question.

0:13:30 > 0:13:37Miranda Hart took the role of a cleaner called Barbara in the second series of which TV sitcom?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Gosh! I don't know! Um...

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Not Going Out.- Not Going Out?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Miranda Hart as Barbara, it's the right answer.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Ooh! Phew!- Well identified, Judith. - What a guess!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55OK, Frances...

0:13:55 > 0:14:00Which character in The Lord Of The Rings trilogy was played by Orlando Bloom?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I think you've done this on purpose!

0:14:04 > 0:14:09Because I'm going to get my throat cut if I get this wrong!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Oh, dear!- Wha...?

0:14:12 > 0:14:17Because Sir Ian McKellen was going to join us, but he's available!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I mean, he's NOT available! He's busy.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Well, we haven't got THAT choice, have we?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I do know he played Gandalf, that's about it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- UNSURE:- I think...it was Legolas.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- It's the right answer. - SHE SCREAMS LOUDLY

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- LAUGHS - God! If I'd have got that wrong!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41You've got two on the board.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Judith's only faced one. Your second question, Judith.

0:14:43 > 0:14:50Which Top Gear regular became a presenter of the TV series Planet Earth Live in May 2012?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Well, it's not Jeremy Clarkson.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00I have a sort of inkling telling me that it's Richard Hammond.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Is that your answer?- Yup.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Gone for that and got it right. - Phew.- Well done.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Frances, which actress was nominated

0:15:07 > 0:15:14for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in the 1961 film Judgment At Nuremberg?

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Oh, dear!

0:15:19 > 0:15:24- Derek will know this. - I'm sorry to say, I think he does.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, dear! I knew it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:31Thank God I can't see his face... as I stumble

0:15:31 > 0:15:34and fall and...stutter.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38I've got a vague memory of seeing Jayne Mansfield

0:15:38 > 0:15:42with a statuette in her hand,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44wearing an extraordinary fur stole.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47So I'm going to say Jayne Mansfield.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Derek?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Judy Garland.- It's Judy Garland.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, it's still all-square.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58If Judith is to knock you out, she has to get this one.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Judith, who played Elizabeth Collins Stoddard

0:16:01 > 0:16:05in the 2012 film Dark Shadows directed by Tim Burton?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I have absolutely no idea.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'm going to say...Cameron Diaz.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18No! It's not!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21It's incorrect. Anyone tell me who was in it?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Uma Thurman.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Michelle Pfeiffer.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- ALL GASP - Doesn't matter!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Michelle Pfeiffer.

0:16:29 > 0:16:34Well, it does matter because it means, of course, that Frances, you're still well in it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36So, Sudden Death it is.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41What was the 1990 sequel to the film Three Men And A Baby?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Oh, Lord! The sequel... - CLEARS THROAT

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Was it Three Men And A Little Lady?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50It was!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Where did THAT come from? - LAUGHTER

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Oh! That gin's worked! - LAUGHS

0:16:57 > 0:17:01I thought it was white wine. It's getting stronger, is it?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Well! Going well, Frances. Judith...

0:17:07 > 0:17:12In which 1982 television drama serial did Julie Walters play Angie,

0:17:12 > 0:17:16the wife of Chrissie, played by Michael Angelis?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I absolutely cannot think.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- I have no idea. I'm going to give up.- Is that a pass?- Yeah.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29If you'd seen the choices you would have picked it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Alan Bleasdale? Gizza job?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- What?- I'll let Frances tell us. You'll know, won't you?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Gizza job is Boys From The Blackstuff.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Boys From The Blackstuff.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44We won't dwell on that.

0:17:44 > 0:17:50We're going to dwell on the fact that Frances has knocked her mate Judith out!

0:17:50 > 0:17:54A place in the final round for you! Would you both please join your teams?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59The Availables, coping with some heavy fire from the Eggheads.

0:17:59 > 0:18:04You've only lost one brain, but you've taken out two Eggheads. Can you make it three?

0:18:04 > 0:18:09This is our last head-to-head before the final round. This one is Music.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12There's only two of you.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Emma or Fiona?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- < Fiona. - Fiona, finger up.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Who would you like to play from the Eggheads, Kevin or Daphne?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Frankie, tell me what to do. - You should go for Kevin.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28- Come on, Kevin!- Let's have you both into the Question Room, please.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Fiona, do you want to go first or second?- I'm going to go first.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Because I can't bear the tension of waiting.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42The waiting is over. Here's your first question. Good luck with it.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47What colour suit is Michael Jackson wearing on the cover of the album Thriller?

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Right, well. On the cover of...

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Thriller.- ..Off The Wall, he's wearing black, I think.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00I think Thriller is on a black background

0:19:00 > 0:19:03and he's wearing a white suit.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07A lot of nodding from your teammates. It's the right answer.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Good start. Kevin...

0:19:09 > 0:19:15Peter Andre and his family emigrated from England to which country when he was six years old?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22I'm wondering if they stopped off somewhere else on the way.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25He famously grew up in Australia, so I'm going with Australia.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Australia is the right answer.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Both a very assured start.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Fiona, second question. In the musical West Side Story,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37the song Maria is a solo for which character?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's Tony.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44It is. It's Tony. Knew that one.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Didn't hesitate, then, to get it on the board.

0:19:49 > 0:19:55Kevin, on what instrument would one be most likely to play a flam, F-L-A-M?

0:19:57 > 0:20:02A lot of these things... There are a lot of different things...

0:20:02 > 0:20:04phrases like that relating to the drums,

0:20:04 > 0:20:07so I'll have to play the percentages and go for drum.

0:20:07 > 0:20:12Playing the percentages and getting the right answer.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's what those Eggheads do.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17But, Fiona, great performance.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Third question.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23I'm A Believer by the Monkees and All You Need Is Love by the Beatles

0:20:23 > 0:20:26were UK Number One singles in which year?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I have no idea, so I'm going to have to guess.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I'm A Believer...

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I'm going to go for 1969.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's '67!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Ah! Sorry, everyone!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46The original Summer of Love!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Chance for Kevin. It's the third question.

0:20:48 > 0:20:56What was the title of Carl Douglas's 1974 follow-up to Kung Fu Fighting, which we all remember so well?

0:21:01 > 0:21:05For some reason, I don't really like Kung Fu Man, so...

0:21:06 > 0:21:10I'm torn between going for the other one, which is Dance The Kung Fu

0:21:10 > 0:21:16or assuming they picked up on the line from the original.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Yeah, all right. Let's assume that they took the line from the original

0:21:21 > 0:21:24and they called it Everybody Kung Fu.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27This is the genius of our question writer.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's tempted you into that, but the answer is Dance The Kung Fu.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- FRANCES HOWLS - Which was your other thought.- Yeah.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You were tempted by that "Everybody".

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Yeah.- Genius question, there.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Oh, no! - Come on, Fiona. You're still in it!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44You know what's coming.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- It's Sudden Death coming.- It's like penalties at the World Cup.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53This is the penalty shoot-out. It's really down to the goalkeepers.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- SHE SIGHS - Here's your question.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- I can't give you any options.- OK.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03Which band was formed by Dubliners Danny O'Donoghue, Mark Sheehan and Glen Power?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Dubliners...? Oh, my God! I'm going to say The Dubliners.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Well, I will accept that and tell you it's the wrong answer.- Yeah.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- It's not that era.- Who was it?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Script.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Dave gave it there, the Script.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Another chance for Kevin.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27"In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt, I'm after you"

0:22:27 > 0:22:30are lyrics from which Duran Duran hit?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33"In touch with the ground, on the hunt."

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'll try Hungry Like The Wolf.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40You sniff 'em out like a wolf!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Ah!- It's the right answer, Hungry Like The Wolf.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Bad luck, Fiona.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50A gallant performance, but it means, Fiona, no place for you in the final round.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Would you both please join your teams?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58It is what we've been playing towards, the final round which, as always, is General Knowledge.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01I'm afraid those of you who lost your head-to-heads

0:23:01 > 0:23:05won't be allowed to take part so, Neil and Fiona from the Availables

0:23:05 > 0:23:08and Dave and Judith from the Eggheads,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11would you leave the studio now, please?

0:23:11 > 0:23:16So, Frances, Derek and Emma, you're playing to win the Availables £2,000.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Pat, Kevin and Daphne, you're playing for something money can't buy.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23You've no idea, have you? It's the Eggheads' reputation.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28As usual, I ask each team three questions in turn. The questions are all General Knowledge.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31And you are allowed to confer in this, the final round.

0:23:31 > 0:23:37So, Availables, the question is, are your three brains better than the Eggheads' three brains?

0:23:37 > 0:23:41And just before we start, do you want to go first or second?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43We are going to go first, please.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48And here's your question.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52The winner of the Academy Award for Best Original Song

0:23:52 > 0:23:56for Man Or Muppet from the film The Muppets

0:23:56 > 0:23:59came to prominence as a member of which comedy act?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Penn and Teller are magicians.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Yes, they're magicians. So I think it's Flight of the Conchords.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- It's not The Mighty Boosh.- No? - That's English.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- It's The Muppets.- I'm out of this.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Penn and Teller are magicians.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I think Flight of the Conchords. - New Zealand comedy sketch group.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Do we think it's Flight of the Conchords?- Go with it.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32We're going to go with Flight of the Conchords.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Man Or Muppet by one member of...

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Flight of the Conchords, it's the right answer!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42WHOOPING

0:24:43 > 0:24:45So, Eggheads, your first question.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Prior to winning the Premier League title in 2012,

0:24:48 > 0:24:54Manchester City last won the highest division title in English football in which decade?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01It was 1968. So, '60s.

0:25:01 > 0:25:09I am reliably informed that it is 1968. So, it's the '60s.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Being Eggheads, you've given me the year.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16- Didn't need to narrow it down. - That's Kevin.- Manchester City.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Second question for each team.

0:25:18 > 0:25:24Availables, San Andreas, Liberty City and Vice City

0:25:24 > 0:25:27are all locations for which video game series?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Do you watch video games?- Never. No. - Do you?

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Mortal Kombat involves thumping people.- Does your son?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Not those. He's only four.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- LAUGHING:- He's not quite on to Grand Theft Auto.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- I've never heard of MechWarrior. - It's got to be a guess.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Mortal Kombat?- Or Grand Theft.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53You think Grand Theft Auto?

0:25:53 > 0:25:57For no reason other than it sounds like cities and cars are involved.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Well, then, I'm happy to go with that.- We'll go with that.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05- UNSURE:- We're going to go with Grand Theft Auto.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Your voice almost deserting you there.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Grand Theft Auto?- Hm. - It's all on you.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- It's the right answer. - CHEERING

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- LAUGHING - You're a gamer!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- In secret.- I am, actually.

0:26:23 > 0:26:29Pronking is a type of movement particularly identified with which type of creature?

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Antelopes jumping...

0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's an antelope.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40An antelope is the right answer.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42It's all-square.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45This could be the deciding question for each team.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49The Ampulla, part of the British crown jewels,

0:26:49 > 0:26:52is a gold vessel in the shape of which creature?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Don't think it's panther. >

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Dolphin?

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- Well, maybe I can see... - An Ampulla?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- An eagle shaped vessel. - ..a dolphin, um...

0:27:05 > 0:27:10- Yes. I... It's more of a vessel, isn't it, a dolphin?- Yes.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Shall we go for dolphin?- Yeah.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14We're going to go for dolphin.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Dolphin for the Ampulla, part of the British crown jewels.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21It's a gold vessel in the shape of a...

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- ..an eagle.- Argh!

0:27:27 > 0:27:31After this question, the Eggheads can win the game.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Eggheads, after the Nile, what's the longest river in Africa?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39- Congo.- It's the Congo.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43It is the Congo.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Are you sure, Daphne?- Absolutely.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Sorry.- Don't say sorry to ME. It is the right answer.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Which means, Eggheads, you've won.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Oh!

0:27:58 > 0:28:03Very generous applause from the Availables, but the curtain comes down on that performance.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05But WHAT a performance!

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Fantastic, wasn't it, Eggheads?

0:28:07 > 0:28:12- So enjoyable and so close. - Yeah.- One question in it.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Some great performances, stellar, award-winning performances

0:28:15 > 0:28:20in those head-to-heads, especially from these two closest to me.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Well done to Fiona and Neil there. Came close in their head-to-heads.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29But not to be on the day, which means the Eggheads have done what comes naturally.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33You haven't won the £2,000 and that means the money rolls over to our next show.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Until then, goodbye.