0:00:04 > 0:00:07These people are amongst the greatest quiz players in Britain.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Together, they make up the Eggheads,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14arguably the most formidable quiz team in the country.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19The question is, can they be beaten?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Welcome to a special celebrity edition of Eggheads,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30the show where a team of five quiz challengers pit their wits
0:00:30 > 0:00:32against possibly the greatest quiz team in Britain.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34They are the Eggheads.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Are you ready for this, Eggheads? - Absolutely!- All right.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Hoping to crack up the Eggheads today are...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Now, everyone on this team is a stand-up comedian
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and, in honour of their comedy credentials,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I thought I would start proceedings
0:00:48 > 0:00:53with a joke, so, Judith, who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56What's funny about that?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58LAUGHTER
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Do you know the answer? - Charles Dickens.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- No, Charles Chickens.- Oh! - LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, dear. Let's meet the Challengers.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11My name is Gary Delaney and I'm a lot sportier than I might look.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14In fact, I picked up a little niggle at the gym the other day.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I mean, he pronounces it "Nigel".
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hello, I'm Rob Deering, I'm a musical comedian,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20a keen quizzer and a marathon runner
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and I'm hoping that at least one of those will come in handy today.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hi, I am Mae Martin, I'm a Canadian comedian
0:01:26 > 0:01:30and I've been told that my head looks exactly like a kernel of corn.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hi, I'm Des Clarke, I do breakfast radio,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35so this is way past my bedtime.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I also grew up in Glasgow with the name Desmond
0:01:37 > 0:01:40so I get my sense of humour from my parents.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Hi, I'm Marlon Davis. I finally moved out of my mum's house.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I now live with my dad.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- So, Gary and team, hello. ALL:- Hello.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Great to see you all.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And, Gary, this is kind of exciting, different territory,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I'm guessing, for you. - Oh, this is very exciting,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56especially having to come up with real answers,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58rather than come up with something stupid.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Yeah.- I think it should be fun. But, you know, we can do this.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Rob, you love to quiz, don't you? - I do, I do indeed.- Yes.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I've seen your quizzing credentials, Mastermind and whatnot.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yeah, Weakest Link, Popmaster I've done, yeah, all the good stuff.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13So, have you got some idea of the form here, Rob?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Who's good at what and all that?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah, well, we've all looked into them, but the trouble is,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19the working rule of thumb with the Eggheads
0:02:19 > 0:02:20is that they know everything.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23There's no real weaknesses to get a toehold on.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25But if there are any, we'll abuse them.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28OK, you've got to just exploit the gaps in the knowledge.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30They are there, they just need finding.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Mae, as a Canadian, is this new territory?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No, my whole family is obsessed with Eggheads.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yeah, and I've been here seven years,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I've watched it every day, I'm obsessed.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's the only time my parents have ever been proud of me
0:02:41 > 0:02:42is when I told them I was doing this.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I can barely look at the Eggheads, I'm so starstruck.- OK.- Yeah.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Des, what about you? Strengths and weaknesses.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Well, the first weakness is seeing the Eggheads
0:02:50 > 0:02:52cos they look like the toughest front row
0:02:52 > 0:02:54of any gig that I've ever been at.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56LAUGHTER
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I don't know if being Scottish is a strength or a weakness.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm just glad this is the one... As a Scottish football fan,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03this is the one international competition
0:03:03 > 0:03:04that I've qualified to play for.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08But on that, I think sport might be a strength of mine,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10but everything else may well be a weakness.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Marlon, are you a quizzer?- Yes. I've just answered that question!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I can't give you a point for that but it's a good answer.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Do you watch or do you take part?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I do watch this and my family watch this as well.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24My auntie loves this show.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And she found out that I was coming on
0:03:26 > 0:03:30and she said one thing to me, "Don't embarrass me."
0:03:30 > 0:03:32But I'm looking forward to this,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35and I just want to say to all of the guys sat there -
0:03:35 > 0:03:36you're going down.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oh, you tell them! That's what we need.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Let's see what you can do, comedians. I'm excited by this.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Every day there is £1,000 worth of cash up for grabs
0:03:47 > 0:03:49for our Challengers' chosen charity.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51However, if they fail to defeat the Eggheads,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54the prize money rolls over to our next show.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57So the Eggheads have won the last 11 games against the celebs. That's...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59In a way, that's good news.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It means they are feeling very smug
0:04:02 > 0:04:04and it also means the jackpot is very high.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Wow!- Hello!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Are you ready to start? "Hello"!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Are you ready to start?- Yes.- Yeah. Let's break that duck.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Good. The first head-to-head battle is on the subject of Arts & Books.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21So one of you, against either Judith, Kevin, Beth, Barry or Dave.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- I can't do Arts & Books.- What do we think? Who is strong on that?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- I can do it. I'll do it.- Mae? You're strong on this?- I'll do it.- OK.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I don't want to go out first round, but I can try.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- I like that confidence.- I've read all the Harry Potter books.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Do you know what? They come up more often than you'd expect,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40and Dave had a horrible moment with Harry Potter.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- So, Mae, who would you like to take on?- I'm a big Judith fan.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- I'd like to take on Judith.- Great, you watch the show. This is good.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Mae from You Must Be Yolking versus Judith from the Eggheads.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51And just to ensure there's no conferring,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54would you please take your positions in our legendary Question Room?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Mae, good luck here on Arts & Books.- Thanks, Jeremy.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05So, from Canada, do you find you connect with Canadians at gigs?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Do you shout out to Canadians?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Yeah, occasionally.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Often people turn up from my old high school
0:05:10 > 0:05:14or old friends of my parents and things.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18It's a massive country, but it seems like I know everyone from Canada.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19You do talk about your mother a bit
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and she must be like a lot of people's mothers -
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- she's always ringing you up and worrying about stuff.- Yeah.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29She's a highly strung... She feels everything very intensely, my mum.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- OK.- She's very worried about me being here.- Oh, is she? Right.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Yeah, on Eggheads.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Has she got a way of seeing it in Canada, I'm just thinking?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I don't know. I'm going to have to send her...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- I'll just tell her I won. - Yeah, exactly.- Yeah.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43So we'll be shouting out to Mae's mum here,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45if you're watching it in Canada, here we go.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Arts & Books, Mae, against the very great Judith
0:05:48 > 0:05:51who won, of course the £1 million on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53and is, I think, still the only woman to have that, Judith.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Yes.- Would you like to go first or second, Mae?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I would like to go second, please, Jeremy, thank you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04So, Judith has the first question and here it is.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Which Hollywood star's 2012 autobiography
0:06:07 > 0:06:11is called Total Recall - My Unbelievably True Life Story?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I have no idea.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23There's obviously an allusion there which I'm going to miss again.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Erm...
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Bruce Willis.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- I'm really sorry, you've missed the allusion here as well.- I knew it!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Missing allusions seems to be a hobby of yours.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35But we know you are a great quizzer.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Total Recall is the film that Arnold Schwarzenegger was in.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, well, I knew it was a film
0:06:41 > 0:06:43and I simply could not remember who was in it.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Yeah, and it's easy to get them all confused.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Arnold Schwarzenegger is the right answer, Judith.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- OK, Mae, this has started well, your mum is now relaxing.- Yes. Yes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Here we go with your question.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58The gamekeeper Oliver Mellors is a character
0:06:58 > 0:07:00in which controversial novel?
0:07:05 > 0:07:13A gamekeeper seems like it would be from Lady Chatterley's Lover era
0:07:13 > 0:07:17and that was a controversial novel.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Didn't somebody say in the court case,
0:07:20 > 0:07:25"It isn't the kind of book you'd want your wife or servants reading"?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yup. I'm going to go with Lady Chatterley's Lover, please.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Brilliant. You're right on every count - Lady Chatterley's Lover.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Do you know who wrote it?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Erm, yeah, but I'm not going to tell you!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43I can't remember. No, well, Judith, you say.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- DH Lawrence.- Of course.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50DH Lawrence, all right. Game on, here. The comedians are ahead.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52So, Judith.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54"The play's the thing
0:07:54 > 0:07:56"wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King"
0:07:56 > 0:07:59is a famous line from which Shakespeare play?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It is from Hamlet.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08It is indeed from Hamlet. Hamlet is right.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12OK, Mae, level, but you've got a question in hand here.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15The novels of which English writer who died in 2000
0:08:15 > 0:08:21are reputed to have sold in excess of one billion copies?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30I think Agatha Christie died earlier than that, I think.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Erm, I'm going to go down the middle.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I'm going to guess Barbara Cartland.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39And do you know what kind of stuff she writes, out of interest?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Erm, erotica. No, I don't know, I really don't know!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48It's not far... It's Mills and Boon, romanticy,
0:08:48 > 0:08:52lovely swirly colours, hearts, pink champagne.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Barbara Cartland is quite right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Oh, really?- Yeah, really! Well done.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58One billion, that's amazing.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59This is really exciting now,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01cos you've got two and Judith has got one
0:09:01 > 0:09:03and, Judith, if you get this wrong, you'll be knocked out.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I know.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Who wrote the trilogy of novels
0:09:07 > 0:09:10known collectively as Lark Rise To Candleford?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Erm, I think I do know that.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19That's Flora Thompson.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20It is Flora Thompson.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23OK, Judith may be getting into her stride, Mae.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Get this right and you're through.
0:09:27 > 0:09:34Tete Raphaelesque Eclatee, or Exploding Raphaelesque Head,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37is a 1951 painting by which artist?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Erm...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I don't think it's Paul Klee.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I think I'm going to go Mondrian.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Who's French, maybe? I don't know.- Mmm, yeah.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Well, lots of lines in Mondrian. Do any Eggheads know this?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- What, the answer?- Yeah, the answer.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Dali.- Salvador Dali is the answer.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- OK.- So, equal after three questions, we go to Sudden Death.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13We start with you, Judith.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17We don't have alternative options.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Dolores Claiborne, published in 1992,
0:10:21 > 0:10:26is a novel by which American writer, best-known for his horror stories?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Oh, gosh, Dolores Claiborne. Erm...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33My mind has gone completely blank.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I think... Wasn't there a film of it? I think I saw a film of it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Erm, Stephen King. I don't know.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- What is your answer?- Stephen King.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Stephen King is correct.- Oh, phew!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Ah, that's awkward.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- So, you need to get this right, Mae.- Yeah.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Michelangelo's fresco painting The Creation Of Adam
0:10:55 > 0:10:57can be found in which building?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00It's in...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04In the Vatican, isn't it?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Does that count?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I think you've got to be more precise. Which building?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I've been there, I've seen it. Yeah...
0:11:13 > 0:11:19It's...in that big cathedral.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Erm, I can't...
0:11:21 > 0:11:25The cathedral, Vatican Cathedral.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Yeah, I'm just going to say the Vatican Cathedral.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, no, Jeremy!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Ah, Mae! I can't believe it cos you've been in there
0:11:35 > 0:11:37and you know it and I feel bad even saying it.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Vatican Cathedral I can't accept.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44That's a whole group of buildings. Judith, do you know?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- The Sistine Chapel.- Of course! - The Sistine Chapel.- Oh, no!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Mae, knocked out by the Sistine Chapel.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah, no, fair enough, fair enough.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Sorry. Well done, Judith, you hung on in there.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You got through the incident with Arnold Schwarzenegger!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Yes!- Which we won't talk about.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Sorry, Mae, you're out, but early days.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Hey, I've had a great time in the legendary Question Room.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Well, don't worry, you're coming back
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- and you can strategize with the team.- OK.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13All right, so return to us and we'll play the next round.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17All right, a difficult start for You Must Be Yolking.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19They've lost a brain from the final round.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21The Eggheads have not lost any yet, I stress "yet".
0:12:21 > 0:12:24And the next subject for you, comedians, is History.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26So, who wants History?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'll be mediocre on it.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- I can be mediocre on History. - OK, Rob, is it?- All right.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- I think you can do it. - Don't go yet, don't go yet.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Choose an Egghead - it can't be Judith.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Who do you want to take on?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Who looks like they're unsighted on historical events?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- I can't...- Pick the youngest person, they'll remember the least history!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Take Beth! - It's not a crazy suggestion.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Yeah, no, that's what I'm going to do.- All right.- I'll take Beth, yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, Rob from You Must Be Yolking versus Beth from the Eggheads,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55identified as the youngest. How about that?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- The day just got better.- Well, yeah. - Er, no, I see what you mean, yeah!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02To ensure there is no conferring, please take...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'd be insulted if you thought I was the eldest!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Please take your positions!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Rob, you mentioned marathon running in your introduction.- I did indeed.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12And you love to do that?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Yeah, how does that happen? How do you get into that?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm doing two in the future
0:13:17 > 0:13:20and that will take me up to, sort of, nine.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I know you do a podcast on it...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Yeah, me and another comedian, Paul Tonkinson,
0:13:25 > 0:13:29we run and talk while we're running, which some people, again,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31find ridiculous, but we do that, and it's a lot of fun.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33That makes it sound like three times as difficult
0:13:33 > 0:13:35as just running, actually.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I think humans are good at talking and running.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38It's singing and laughing you can't do -
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- that's when you choke and fall over. - Well, when I see your comedy,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I always think you bring in the music,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47so you have your pedals and your guitar and often singing,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50and does that make it harder or easier?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, I think what you're showing, really, is that I'm fussy.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm a man who needs a hobby. You know what I mean?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I'm always running or doing a quiz or fiddling with my pedals.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59I just can't sit down for ten minutes.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You are a quizzer, Rob. I know you'll deny it,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03but you've been on Pointless Celebrities,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06you've been on Mastermind. What was your special subject on Mastermind?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Novels of Jane Austen. - And did you get any questions wrong?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10No, I did not.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13And you've been on Weakest Link and here you are
0:14:13 > 0:14:14and Fifteen To One as well, I think?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Yeah, I did Fifteen To One back when I was a civilian,
0:14:17 > 0:14:19so that shows how keen I am.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Are you a quizzer because your mum and dad quizzed you
0:14:21 > 0:14:22at the breakfast table, or...?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I think that in the Deering family,
0:14:24 > 0:14:28we always did trivia instead of emotional interaction!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33All right, here we go, Rob. History, good luck.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I know you're a quizzer, you're up against Beth -
0:14:35 > 0:14:36do you want to go first or second?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I will go second, please.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43OK, comedians going second.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Here we go then, Beth, your question.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Which of these countries was an integral part of the British Empire?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Wasn't it the jewel of the British Empire was India?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57India's correct.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Rob, what is the historical wattle and daub?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Wattle and daub.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14It's... The wattle is twigs and the daub is mud.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's a building material.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Building material is the right answer, Rob, well done.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Comedians, he answered that with excessive conviction, I thought.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- That was great.- I thought, "There's just no messing."
0:15:25 > 0:15:28You don't need to show off that you know what it is.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Exactly, adding extra stuff in is very good
0:15:30 > 0:15:32cos it discomforts the Eggheads.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35All right, here is your question, Beth.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Who disguised himself as a woman
0:15:37 > 0:15:41going by the name of Betty Burke after the Battle of Culloden?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51This is where my Scots history falls down
0:15:51 > 0:15:55and my grandparents would be both turning in their graves,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56because they were both Scottish.
0:15:56 > 0:16:02I'm about to get killed by my fellow Eggheads, aren't I?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I know some...
0:16:07 > 0:16:13I know one of them escaped into exile so I'll go with that one,
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Bonnie Prince Charlie.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16OK. Eggheads, is she right?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Yes. - OK, you're not going to kill her.
0:16:18 > 0:16:24Bonnie Prince Charlie is right. You nearly had her there, Rob.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Here's your question.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29The Golden Horde, also known as the Kipchak Khanate,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32was a Western arm of which historical empire?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36And so, Kipchak Khanate is two words both beginning with K.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41K-I-P-C-H-A-K and then K-H-A-N-A-T-E.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42The Kipchak Khanate.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I haven't got any information here. This will be a guess.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Erm, based on Kipchak Khanate...
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- Kipchak Khanate?- Kipchak Khanate.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Kipchak Khanate. Erm...
0:16:58 > 0:17:01# Wallop, what a picture Kipchak Khanate... #
0:17:01 > 0:17:05I think that it is the Mongol Empire.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Sounds like it could be one of your songs in your next act.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Kipchak Khanate... - Yeah, you could do that on the loop.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12It'll really cross over,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15cos loads of people know about Kipchak Khanate horde, don't they?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Let's check with the Eggheads.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Eggheads?- It was indeed, yeah.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25The Mongol Empire is right. Well done, Rob. That was a big moment.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27OK, Beth, your question.
0:17:27 > 0:17:33The physician Galen was born in Pergamon in the second century,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36studied in Greece and Alexandria,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39but lived most of the later part of his life in which city?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I would like to say Rome, but then it could be...
0:17:46 > 0:17:47No...
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Rome.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Rome is right. Three out of three for Beth.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So, you need to get this one right, Rob.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00The original capture from the Dutch of what is now New York
0:18:00 > 0:18:04by the English took place during the rule of which British monarch?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I don't think it'll be Anne.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'm not confident on this at all, but I'll go George, George I.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18George I is the wrong answer.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19HE GROANS
0:18:21 > 0:18:23It's Charles II, Rob.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You've been knocked out by Beth. Ah!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- That's a blow.- Sistine Chapel!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Ah, even shouting "Sistine Chapel" won't help!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Please come back to us, we'll play round three.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40OK, You Must Be Yolking have now lost two from the final round.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43The Eggheads, as it stands, will all be in the final.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Let's try and change that now, guys. The next subject is Film & TV.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Can we have a montage?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50If this was a film and we weren't doing very well,
0:18:50 > 0:18:54we'd have a montage now to music of us boning up on facts
0:18:54 > 0:18:55and quickly learning things,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58and then we'd come back with a knockout punch, so...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Yeah?- Can I just say as well, Rob is a genius on Film & TV.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Yes! I'll do this one! I can do this one, right?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'll consult him as we go through it to see
0:19:07 > 0:19:08whether he knows all the answers, don't worry.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- But someone's got to go in the booth. OK, Marlon.- I can do this.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- All right.- It was Marlon who laid down the gauntlet at the very start.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Now, which Eggheads do you want? It needs to be one of the guys here.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25- It's got to be the one at the end. Dave!- The one at the end.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- He's my nemesis, right there. - I'm feeling it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:35Marlon from You Must Be Yolking versus Dave from the Eggheads.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Please go to our Question Room now.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Marlon, were you hoping for the Film & TV round?- Of course.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- I've got this.- Have you been targeting Dave from an early stage?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47I have!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50And this is what's happening right now, you're about to see it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52It's going to be spectacular.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- It's happening right here, right now?- Right now.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56So, I know you were crowned winner
0:19:56 > 0:19:59of the FHM Search For A Stand-Up Hero,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02going back a few years now, 2009.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm guessing that's kind of what started it all for you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It did, it's opened up a lot of doors,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10and I've been taking it from there.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I've just been travelling all around the world,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14putting smiles on people's faces.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17So hopefully I'm doing that right now in people's living rooms.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19All right, they're cheering you on here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Film & TV - Marlon, would you like to go first or second?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm going to go second.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Here we go, Dave. What is the profession of the character
0:20:30 > 0:20:34played by Robin Williams in the 1989 film Dead Poets Society?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- He's a teacher.- Teacher's correct.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41MARLON EXHALES
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Marlon, don't worry, don't feel the pressure.- I could have got that one!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I know you would have got it. Here's yours.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50"Stick a pony in my pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van"
0:20:50 > 0:20:56are the opening lines from the theme tune to which TV comedy series?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06It's not Only Fools And Horses, it's not The Office.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Mrs Brown's Boys?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Let me just check with Gary cos I think he knows.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- It's definitely Only Fools And Horses.- It's Only Fools And Horses.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I know that one, that's Only Fools And Horses, I said!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Is it Only Fools And Horses?!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I'm going to go with Only Fools And Horses!
0:21:26 > 0:21:32Help us out here, Gary, it's the one... It's rag and bone?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34No, I'm thinking Steptoe And Son.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I'm getting a bit confused myself here.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39HE HUMS THE ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES THEME
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- That's it.- You see, you didn't do it in Cockney.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45That's it, I've got it now.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48All right. Dave, your question.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52In which film does Bela Lugosi famously say,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56"Listen to them, children of the night - what music they make"?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02I've got to go Dracula
0:22:02 > 0:22:04because that's what I associate Bela Lugosi with.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Dracula is quite right. So, he's got two.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Marlon, you need to get this one right to stay in.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Which Shakespeare play was turned into a 2015 film
0:22:15 > 0:22:19starring Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27So I'm thinking Macbeth.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33And you've got Coriolanus, but I can't remember that as a film.
0:22:35 > 0:22:41So I'm going to go with Macbeth.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Your team like that. Did we like that, team?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Yes.- Macbeth is correct.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Of course it is, cos I knew that!- Well done, Marlon!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Well done.- Thank you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54You're still in it, but Dave can end the round with this question.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Who replaced Nick Hewer as one of Alan Sugar's advisers
0:22:58 > 0:23:00on the TV show The Apprentice in 2015?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11It's not Peter Jones. It's not Mary Portas.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16It's the brutal but excellent Claude Littner,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19and he terrifies the apprentices
0:23:19 > 0:23:22when he's going through the interviews in the final five,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25but excellent TV viewing.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27The answer is Claude Littner. You've got it right, Dave.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Oh, Marlon, sorry! He's done that thing, he's been an Egghead to you,
0:23:32 > 0:23:34and you've been beaten and knocked out.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Come back to us. We've got one more round to play.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40So, as it stands,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42You Must Be Yolking have lost three from the final round.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Gary, any change of strategy now?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yeah, we're going to answer the questions correctly!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48That's our new plan.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51OK, well the Eggheads are still all there
0:23:51 > 0:23:53and have only had one answer wrong so far.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I'm not convinced any of them are all there, if we're being honest!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I think you're quite right there, Gary!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00The next one for you is Music.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Is it music before 1994 when I graduated? In which case, yes.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- If it's after 1994, no. - It can be both, to be honest.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It can be Mozart and it can also be Little Mix.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I think, as someone that hosts a breakfast show,
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I should step up and take this one.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Yeah, you've got to do it. - Yeah, you've got this.- Very good.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21As someone who thinks The Shamen - Ebenezer Goode
0:24:21 > 0:24:23is still number one, I definitely
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- shouldn't be doing this one! - I will take this.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26So, Des from You Must Be Yolking,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29also from Capital FM Scotland's Breakfast Show,
0:24:29 > 0:24:30who do you want to take on?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31You can have...
0:24:31 > 0:24:33We've still got Kevin and we've still got Barry.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Well...- They're both good.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40They're both very good, but I like the comedy of Barry!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44That's the first time anybody's ever said that. We've thought it, though!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46He looks like a jolly soul
0:24:46 > 0:24:51and anyone that wears that shirt has a lot in common with every comedian.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Barry, is it a Magic Eye picture?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56I'm trying to look at it long enough for it to turn into a dolphin!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00He has a different one every day - that's what's amazing.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's camouflage. In a rose bush, he's just a floating head!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Do you think it is a Magic Eye picture
0:25:04 > 0:25:06and it's just a load of answers underneath?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08He just has to unfocus.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12I think we'll have fun, I'll take on Barry.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Very good, Des from You Must Be Yolking
0:25:14 > 0:25:16takes on Barry from the Eggheads, in the shirt.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18To ensure there's no conferring,
0:25:18 > 0:25:20please, for the last time, take your positions.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24So, we're taking a little bit of radio music knowledge
0:25:24 > 0:25:25into this round, hopefully, Des.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well, we hope so, yeah.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28And if I get questions wrong here,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I will be ribbed on the radio for my lack of knowledge.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Tell me about the show.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36It's Capital Breakfast Show, it airs across Scotland,
0:25:36 > 0:25:37and it's what you'd expect.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Bit of chat, bit of music, we've got a lovely team.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Celeb interviews as well, the best of which I think so far
0:25:43 > 0:25:47has been Andy Murray, because we managed to make Andy Murray laugh,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50and people said it wasn't possible.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- AS ANDY MURRAY:- Because I did my Andy Murray impression to him
0:25:52 > 0:25:56and he was very happy that someone could recreate his voice
0:25:56 > 0:25:58at the drop of a hat.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- That's brilliant!- Really happy.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah, cos he'd never heard someone do an impression of him
0:26:02 > 0:26:05to him before, so I did it to him and he laughed a lot.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08His brother Jamie and mum Judy laughed even more.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Were you actually visible to him when you were doing it
0:26:11 > 0:26:12or was it down the line?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- It was face-to-face.- Wow!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17He was doing a big charity gig and he'd done an interview backstage
0:26:17 > 0:26:19and I don't think he knew what he was in for.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I think he thought it was a serious one-to-one interview
0:26:22 > 0:26:25about his career, and instead I just, sort of, talked to him...
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- AS ANDY MURRAY:- ..in his own voice for about five minutes
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and kind of freaked him out.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- But he was so good with it, such a lovely bloke.- Brave of you to do it.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Of course, Scotland has, I guess, the best, you know,
0:26:37 > 0:26:41culture show in the world, and the best place to go
0:26:41 > 0:26:43and see comedy, which is the Edinburgh Fringe.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46But I don't know if you're slightly jealous of that as a Glasgow man!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48You've picked up on that. It's lovely.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Being from Glasgow, for many years,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53we didn't really go to the Fringe as much,
0:26:53 > 0:26:54even though it's only an hour away.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57But now it's just such an important part of comedy.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59It's like the World Cup of comedy
0:26:59 > 0:27:02and it's nice to hang out with your mates and occasionally get a laugh.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04OK, we're on Music, Des. Would you like to go first or second?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Do you know what? I'm going to go first. Let's go for it.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13OK, here we go. Good luck, Des.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18Which song from the 2013 film Frozen won an Oscar for original song?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Well, it was a big movie
0:27:25 > 0:27:28and I think it's got to be the famous song Let It Go.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Let It Go is quite right.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32And there was a great moment with John Travolta
0:27:32 > 0:27:34at the Oscars where he had to introduce Idina Menzel.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37It's my favourite moment ever.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I remember that and it came out as various different things.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I think she was Irene Pretzel by the end of it!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Hang on, Mae was watching, what... - I think it was Adele Dazeem.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- It was Adele Dazeem.- It was the greatest moment of my life.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51My wife laughed at that so much
0:27:51 > 0:27:53that I now have her on my phone as Adele Dazeem.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56If she calls, that's who flashes up! But you're absolutely right, Mae.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58It's perfect.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01He just kind of panicked, I think, or something, Des, did he?
0:28:01 > 0:28:06Yeah, I mean, it happens in live situations. But it was just...
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- It was bizarre. - Absolutely brilliant.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09The following day,
0:28:09 > 0:28:12you could put your name into a Travolta name generator
0:28:12 > 0:28:14on the internet, and find out what Travolta would have called you!
0:28:14 > 0:28:16OK, Barry.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18"In my imagination, there is no complication
0:28:18 > 0:28:20"I dream about you all the time"
0:28:20 > 0:28:23are lyrics from which Kylie Minogue song?
0:28:27 > 0:28:30I think that's I Should Be So Lucky.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32It is, I like the way you swayed in time to it.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- Well, I was singing it in my head! - I Should Be So Lucky is right.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Des, which British male singer had a UK top-ten single in 2015
0:28:42 > 0:28:44with Hold Back The River?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Hold Back The River is a great song
0:28:49 > 0:28:52and this guy's a great singer-songwriter - it's James Bay.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56You're right on every count. James Bay is correct.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58I went to see him live - he was amazing.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01In a lovely way, he's quite arrogant!
0:29:01 > 0:29:04He was going like this, fanning himself, you know?
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Has he not got anyone that fans himself for him?
0:29:07 > 0:29:10No, he just was totally in control, he was brilliant.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Yeah, I would agree with that. - OK, Barry.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Which American composer, born in 1932,
0:29:16 > 0:29:20wrote the film scores for Jaws, ET and Star Wars?
0:29:25 > 0:29:28That would be John Williams.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30It is John Williams.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32So far, so good for you both.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Let's see if the third question separates you
0:29:35 > 0:29:36and it goes to you first, Des.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Which British dance act,
0:29:38 > 0:29:42whose members included Maxi Jazz and Sister Bliss,
0:29:42 > 0:29:46had hits in the 1990s with God Is A DJ and Salva Mea?
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Fantastic live act, these guys. I love them.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- Faithless.- Brilliant. The questions have fallen well for you here.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Faithless is right. Well done, three out of three.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Maybe going first was the key here.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05- Hope so!- Are you going to knock out an Egghead here? Let's see.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Barry, to stay in,
0:30:07 > 0:30:10in the original Broadway musical productions,
0:30:10 > 0:30:13which actress created the roles of Rose in Gypsy
0:30:13 > 0:30:16and Sally Adams in Call Me Madam?
0:30:22 > 0:30:23Well, it wasn't Julie Andrews.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Rose in Gypsy and Sally Adams?
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Now...
0:30:29 > 0:30:35I think Ethel Merman predates those musicals.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37So I'm going to go for Bernadette Peters.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Bernadette Peters is your answer. Let's see if the Challengers know.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43- It's Ethel.- We think Ethel Merman. - You like Ethel.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Ethel's the answer, Barry, you've been knocked out!
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Yes! Come on!
0:30:48 > 0:30:53All right. Well done, Des.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You were absolutely without a hesitation there.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57You've taken on Barry, you've knocked him out,
0:30:57 > 0:30:59he won't be in the final, and if you both return to us,
0:30:59 > 0:31:02we will play that final round for £12,000.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06OK, this is what we have been playing towards.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07It is time for the final round,
0:31:07 > 0:31:09which, as always, is General Knowledge.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12But I'm afraid those of you who lost your head-to-heads
0:31:12 > 0:31:14won't be allowed to take part in this round,
0:31:14 > 0:31:18so that is Rob and May and Marlon from You Must Be Yolking,
0:31:18 > 0:31:20but also Barry from the Eggheads.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Would you please now leave the studio?
0:31:23 > 0:31:26OK, so we've got here Gary and Des.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31You're playing to win You Must Be Yolking £12,000.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Dave, Beth, Kevin and Judith,
0:31:33 > 0:31:35you're playing for something that money can't buy -
0:31:35 > 0:31:37you're playing for the Eggheads' shirt.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39You are playing to keep this run going.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41As usual, I will ask each team three questions in turn.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46- They are all General Knowledge and you can confer.- There we go.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Gary and Des, so talk about it, think about it, and, overall,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52the question is, can your two brains defeat these four
0:31:52 > 0:31:54in a massive victory for the comedians?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- We are the new Jedward, we've got this.- Yeah, you've got it!
0:31:57 > 0:32:00And if you win, then it's brilliant material for your acts,
0:32:00 > 0:32:03no doubt about that. Gary and Des, do you want to go first or second?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- First seemed to work when you did it.- Worked for me - let's do it again.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Let's put the pressure on them, make them crack. First.
0:32:12 > 0:32:16OK, here we go, General Knowledge, Gary and Des, your first question.
0:32:16 > 0:32:21With which neighbouring country does Argentina share its longest border?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27I was going to say Brazil!
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- So that's...- So was I.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- Chile is the long, thin one at the edge, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36- So that's probably... - I think that's good logic.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41And Argentina, they make beef, beef goes into chilli. So... So that's...
0:32:41 > 0:32:45- This is 3-2-1, isn't it? Are we getting Dusty Bin?- I think...
0:32:45 > 0:32:49So, based on the combination of beef chilli, you are thinking Chile?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51I think so. Colombia's only little, isn't it?
0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Paraguay I don't know much about. - No.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55In the absence of a definite answer...
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Chile?- Go for it.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- But I think Chile.- Chile. We're very confident.- Chile is your answer.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Let's just to check with the Eggheads here.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- It's Chile.- It's Chile!- Yes! - Well done.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08- Because you're right, it's a long... - We tipped you off on that.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- Is it a long, thin strip down the left-hand side?- Yes.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Yes!- OK, well done, guys.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- Game on. - This is from playing Risk as a kid.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17That's my knowledge of geography.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Behind you, the three comedians
0:33:18 > 0:33:20just suddenly went into, like, tunnel vision.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22They're thinking, "OK, we're on now."
0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Excellent.- I could see that.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28Mae just dropped her head as if to say, "This is now happening." OK.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Eggheads, in which 2016 film does Tilda Swinton play the role
0:33:31 > 0:33:32of the Ancient One?
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Doctor Strange.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- Doctor Strange? - Doctor Strange, yeah.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42We believe that's Doctor Strange.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Doctor Strange is the right answer.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47OK, your question.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50In which year did Sebastian Coe compete in the Olympics
0:33:50 > 0:33:51for the first time?
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Yeah. It's 1980.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00I think '84 was like when Coe, Ovett, Cram
0:34:00 > 0:34:02won loads of things and did really well.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Was '84 when the Russians weren't in it or was that '80?
0:34:04 > 0:34:08'80, there were no Americans.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10'84, there were no Russians.
0:34:10 > 0:34:16'80 was definitely it, because that was the big Coe and Ovett rivalry.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18'72 is too early. '88, he had definitely done it by then.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22In '80, I think Coe won the 1,500 metres gold,
0:34:22 > 0:34:24and Ovett won 800 metres gold,
0:34:24 > 0:34:26and they thought it would be the other way around.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28- So it's definitely 1980. - All right, we're on it, OK.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31It's 1980, we're very confident.
0:34:31 > 0:34:341980 is correct.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Good stuff!
0:34:36 > 0:34:40You know your sport. Eggheads.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44The grinning, gap-toothed Alfred E Newman
0:34:44 > 0:34:49is the mascot of which comic magazine, first published in 1952?
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Mad.
0:34:54 > 0:34:59Mad, yeah, cos Private Eye is '61, isn't it? And Oz is later.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Yes, it must be... Well, you know it's Mad, anyway, don't you?
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- It's Mad Magazine, yeah. - Even on the dates, it tallies.- Yep.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09He was the face of Mad Magazine.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12It was my favourite magazine when I was growing up.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16Mad is the right answer. Well done.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18OK, they won't be thrown off that easily,
0:35:18 > 0:35:22but get this right and you may not have to do any more work today.
0:35:22 > 0:35:27Here's your question. How many prime numbers are there between 20 and 40?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Prime...- You've got three options.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Divisible between one and itself, isn't it? So what are the primes?
0:35:35 > 0:35:38One... No, three...
0:35:38 > 0:35:41- Between 20 and 40.- Seven...
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Oh, gosh, I used to know this. So it would be...
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Well, 21 is divisible by seven and three, so that's no good. 22...
0:35:48 > 0:35:49All the even numbers are out, I'd say?
0:35:49 > 0:35:5123, that would be one of them.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56- Yeah.- And 25 is divisible by fives. 27 is nine and three.
0:35:56 > 0:36:0129... Yeah, nothing that makes 29, does it? So that's two.
0:36:01 > 0:36:0733 is 11 and three. 35 is fives. 37...
0:36:07 > 0:36:13- That's not a multiple of anything, is it?- Nope.- So you've got 37.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Are we up to four now? OK, and then 39 is 13 and three. So, four.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Let's do that again. So, yeah... Yeah, it's got to be, hasn't it?
0:36:19 > 0:36:23- Yeah, four. Let's go for it.- Four. - Four is your answer.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25This sort of question is meat and drink to Barry,
0:36:25 > 0:36:26so, Barry, I'll call you in.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28- What is the answer?- Four.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30- Four is right! Well done.- Hey-hey!
0:36:30 > 0:36:32- Which is not a prime number! - So, it's...
0:36:32 > 0:36:39And you were absolutely perfect, your logic - 23, 29, 31, 37.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42So, Eggheads, the comedians are playing for £12,000.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44If you get this question wrong, they've won.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47You've played very well against the celebrities so far,
0:36:47 > 0:36:50but is this the moment you come unstuck?
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Is this the moment where the audience
0:36:52 > 0:36:54collapses in gales of laughter?
0:36:54 > 0:36:55Here we go.
0:36:55 > 0:37:00The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat is a book by which scientist?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Oliver Sacks.- Oliver Sacks? - Yes, Oliver Sacks.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09That is Oliver Sacks.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Oh, you knew that.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Oliver Sacks is right.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16- If only!- So close.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19They didn't work it out like we did, so I don't think that...
0:37:19 > 0:37:21They didn't bring in indivisible numbers
0:37:21 > 0:37:23to their calculation at all, I noticed that.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26So we go to Sudden Death with £12,000 to play for.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29This is a great contest. You've played so well. Just keep it up.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33Just keep getting them all right. Something will go wrong for them.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35It's for charity. Don't feel guilty if you beat us.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37They... Honestly, people always try that
0:37:37 > 0:37:39and they just look back, gimlet-eyed.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42It doesn't... There's no feeling there, there's no mercy.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Here's your question - Sudden Death.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48On maps of the London Underground, what colour is the Northern line?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53- Black.- It's got to be black, hasn't it?- Definitely black.- Yeah.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- It's black.- Black is right.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Well done. Eggheads...
0:37:57 > 0:38:02Deemsters are the most senior judges appointed
0:38:02 > 0:38:04and based in which of the British Isles?
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- Isle of Man, isn't it?- Isle of Man. - Isle of Man, yeah.- OK.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11That's the name given to judges in the Isle of Man.
0:38:11 > 0:38:16Ha! You didn't even hesitate there.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18I wonder if you've snatched at it slightly.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- No.- Isle of Man is...
0:38:20 > 0:38:23"No," says Kevin! Thank you, Kevin!
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Isle of Man is the correct answer, Eggheads.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30- They're hard to beat. - They're really good, aren't they?
0:38:30 > 0:38:31They are really good.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Again, I thought that might cause them trouble.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Sudden Death, we're on. Your question. How are you on cricket?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- HE SIGHS - That's the one with the bat?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Which bowler took a hat-trick
0:38:41 > 0:38:44to secure cricket's County Championship title
0:38:44 > 0:38:46for Middlesex in 2016?
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- Tiger Woods?- Mate... - I've no idea. I don't know any...
0:38:51 > 0:38:56- I know Garry Sobers. - I mean, 2016?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Er...
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Freddie Flintoff? He was a cricketer.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01- He was a nice guy.- OK.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Who do we know that's modern that plays cricket?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Pietersen? Kevin Pietersen? - I don't think...
0:39:07 > 0:39:09I don't know, maybe he is playing county cricket.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12I mean, there's Jimmy Anderson.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16I mean, who bowls?
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- I'm Scottish, I'm not supposed to know about cricket!- I have no idea.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Give us the question again, in case there's a clue tucked away in it.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Which bowler took a hat-trick
0:39:23 > 0:39:26to secure cricket's County Championship title
0:39:26 > 0:39:27for Middlesex in 2016?
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Is Stuart Broad still playing?
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Stuart Broad, Jimmy Anderson...
0:39:33 > 0:39:35I'm just throwing out cricketers that I know.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Well, you're ahead of me in that you actually know names.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40I was just going to be guessing like Bob Smith,
0:39:40 > 0:39:41things like that, so...
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- You know, Bobby Cricket.- Yeah.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47I mean, I'm probably not as up-to-date on cricket
0:39:47 > 0:39:48as I am on other sports.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50So, Jimmy Anderson, is that?
0:39:50 > 0:39:51I mean...
0:39:53 > 0:39:54We're taking a wild guess.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57We are taking a wild, wild guess. Hang on, let's have a think.
0:39:57 > 0:39:58Do we know... Are there any others,
0:39:58 > 0:40:03any other cricketers out there, bowlers?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06- I went to see a cricket game with my friend once.- OK.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Because he was really into it
0:40:08 > 0:40:11and he said, "Come and see a game, and then you'll be converted,"
0:40:11 > 0:40:12and we went to Edgbaston to watch it
0:40:12 > 0:40:16and it just rained all day so we sat indoors drinking cider.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21I'm trying to think if I know any England bowlers.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Does it have to be somebody who plays for England? I don't know.- No.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Yeah, I guess not.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- Um...- There is a brilliant Indian cricketer, isn't there?
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Does he play over here? I can't remember his name.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39It's not an area that I've got a lot of expertise in.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40A rough knowledge,
0:40:40 > 0:40:43sometimes you hear the scores and you hear names mentioned.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- You've got much more than me. - What do you want to do? Pick a name.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Jimmy Anderson? Am I saying that right?
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- James Anderson.- James Anderson.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- I mean...- Shall we just go for that? Just... Yeah.- Go for that.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- James Anderson.- James Anderson. Let's just check with Dave.
0:40:58 > 0:41:02- Steven Finn?- No.- Wouldn't know that.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04The answer is Toby Roland-Jones.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Oh, I was going to say that! Oh, Tobes!
0:41:07 > 0:41:09At least it wasn't one that came up in your discussion -
0:41:09 > 0:41:10that's the main thing.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13He's my favourite of the Roland-Joneses, though.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15OK, Eggheads, your question.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16You can take the contest with this.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21The square piece of dough fried and covered with powdered sugar
0:41:21 > 0:41:25known as beignets are most associated with which US city?
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Beignets is B-E-I-G-N-E-T-S.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- Well, that's French. - Oh, B-E-I-G-N-E-T-S?
0:41:31 > 0:41:34- Beignets.- So it's probably New Orleans.- Probably New Orleans.
0:41:34 > 0:41:40- Louisiana. Or is it city?- We'll have the question in full again, Jeremy.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43The square piece of dough fried and covered with powdered sugar
0:41:43 > 0:41:46known as beignets are most associated
0:41:46 > 0:41:48with which US city, Eggheads?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51I assume it's New Orleans.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54I mean, it's a French term for a type of doughnut, isn't it?
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Well, it's a fritter. A beignet.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59OK, New Orleans?
0:41:59 > 0:42:02We're not certain,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04but it sounds as though it's probably going to be New Orleans.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05So we're saying New Orleans.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08New Orleans is your educated guess.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11If you've got this right, the contest is over.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15The correct answer is that beignets are associated with New Orleans.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19We say congratulations, Eggheads, you have won.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26And you quizzed so well towards the end there. You were ramping it up.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28But cricket, I'm the same as you, if it's any consolation.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31- I just have a blank there. - I don't know anything about cricket
0:42:31 > 0:42:33cos I'm too busy reading about New Orleans all the time.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- Especially their baking subculture, so...- Of course, of course.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39And, gosh, you ran them close.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- I think we gave them a little bit of a fright.- You did!
0:42:42 > 0:42:44I don't think they were expecting a battle, so...
0:42:44 > 0:42:47- We'll take that.- Some consolation. - Commiserations.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Thank you, comedians, very much indeed for playing.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51All the rounds were good.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54And commiserations to the Challengers today
0:42:54 > 0:42:56cos the Eggheads have done their thing.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59It does mean that the celebs haven't won the £12,000,
0:42:59 > 0:43:01so we roll that over to our next celebrity show.
0:43:01 > 0:43:06Eggheads, I wonder if you will even be beaten at all.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Just trying to jinx it.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Join us next time to see if a new team of celebrity challengers
0:43:10 > 0:43:14have the brains to defeat them and win now £13,000.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Until we quiz again, goodbye.