0:00:02 > 0:00:07Four celebrities hope they know everything there is to know about a specialist subject.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11But, can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?
0:00:11 > 0:00:15They've agreed to put themselves in the hot seat for their chosen charity.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19But only one person can be the winner.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The first celebrity in the hot seat tonight is cricketer, Matthew Hoggard.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46He answers questions on the sitcom, Friends.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Television presenter, Jules Hudson,
0:00:49 > 0:00:53takes on the ill-fated World War II operation, Market Garden.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55The comedian, Justin Moorhouse,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58answers questions on the great Les Dawson.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02And the actor, Ray Fearon, on Shakespeare's Othello.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Hello, I'm John Humphrys and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23As ever, we have four contenders, two rounds of questions,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25but there can be only one winner.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It's the specialist subject round first, 90 seconds,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30then general knowledge, two minutes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Who will walk away with this fine trophy and the honour of becoming a Mastermind?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Let's get on with it and ask our first contender to join us, please.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46And your name is?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Your chosen charity?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52And your chosen subject?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Friends. You have a minute and a half starting now.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Joey has counted there are 97 steps
0:01:58 > 0:02:00from his and Chandler's Manhattan apartment
0:02:00 > 0:02:02to just inside the coffee shop where
0:02:02 > 0:02:05the Friends regularly meet. What's it called?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Em, Central Perk.- When Ross is struggling to choose between Julie and Rachel,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11he makes a list of their positives and negatives.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14What part of Rachel's body does he list as "chubby"?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Eh, ankles.- What is the name of Ross' pet monkey
0:02:17 > 0:02:20which he reluctantly allowed to be taken by the San Diego Zoo?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Em, Marcel.- Who performed and had a UK hit single
0:02:23 > 0:02:26with the series' theme song, "I'll Be There For You"?
0:02:26 > 0:02:33Em... I was just asked that by the taxi driver as well.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Hurry up!- The Cranberries. - No. The Rembrandts.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38In the opening episode, what's the first name of
0:02:38 > 0:02:41the man Rachel was supposed to marry? She ran away on their wedding day.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- Barry.- What's the name of Joey's chain-smoking agent, played by June Gable?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Siegfried.- Estelle. When the navy officer, Ryan, who Phoebe used to go out with returns,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54he catches a disease from Phoebe that she caught from Ben. What?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Chicken pox.- What section of the Country Club newsletter
0:02:58 > 0:03:01does Rachel's mum send to her to give her inspiration?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Houses. - The engagement notices.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Which guest star appears as Susie Moss, former classmate of Chandler,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10who turns up in New York on the set of Marcel's movie?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Pass.- How much money does Phoebe receive from the soda company
0:03:14 > 0:03:16for finding a thumb in her soda can?
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- 2,000.- 7,000. What's the name of the musical that Joey's friends go to see him in
0:03:21 > 0:03:24where he has to put on a thick German accent?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Pass.- When Joey and Chandler take Ross to an ice-hockey game,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31the puck hits him in the face and he ends up in the emergency room.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35The game is between the Rangers and which other team?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- The Giants.- No, it's the Pittsburgh Penguins.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42You had two passes. The name of that musical was "Freud!"
0:03:42 > 0:03:45And Julia Roberts, no less, was the guest star.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48You have, Matthew, five points.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:03:59And our next contender, please?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07And your name is?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Your chosen charity?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13And your chosen subject?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Operation Market Garden. In a minute and a half.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20In 1944, Operation Market Garden, the largest airborne
0:04:20 > 0:04:23of the Second World War was launched, with the objective of seizing
0:04:23 > 0:04:27strategically important bridges in the Netherlands. What month?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- September.- According to Cornelius Ryan, Lieutenant General Browning
0:04:30 > 0:04:34said he could hold Arnhem Bridge for four days, but added this might be...?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- A bridge too far.- What code name was given to the main axis of attack
0:04:37 > 0:04:39for Lieutenant General Horrocks' Corps?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Hell's Highway.- Club Route. Who commanded the American
0:04:43 > 0:04:45101st Airborne Division during Market Garden?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Maxwell Taylor.- In which city did Eisenhower and Montgomery meet
0:04:49 > 0:04:51on 10th September 1944 to discuss the operation?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Brussels.- Which Dutch Brigade was part of
0:04:54 > 0:04:57the land forces involved in Market Garden?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Pass.- Which allied country had a Parachute Brigade
0:05:00 > 0:05:03that was part of the British Airborne Corps and took part in the operation?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Poland.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Which German Field Marshal had to leave his lunch
0:05:07 > 0:05:09when informed of the airborne landings?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Model.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Which Allied Commander described Market Garden as,
0:05:13 > 0:05:14"90 per cent successful"?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Montgomery.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Who was the commander of the British Battalion
0:05:18 > 0:05:20which led the assault on the Arnhem road bridge?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Colonel John Frost.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What nickname did the 101st Airborne give
0:05:24 > 0:05:26to the stretch of road north of Eindhoven?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Hell's Highway.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Which post did the German Major-General Kussin hold
0:05:30 > 0:05:33until killed in his staff car by British paratroopers?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Area Commandant.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36What name did the British give
0:05:36 > 0:05:38to the American C-47 Skytrain transport plane
0:05:38 > 0:05:41used to haul gliders and carry paratroopers?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Dakota.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44In which village is the Hartenstein Hotel,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47first used as headquarters by Model and later by Urquhart
0:05:47 > 0:05:49for the same purpose?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Oosterbeek.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51BEEP
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You had only that one pass.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The Dutch brigade that was part of the land forces
0:05:56 > 0:05:58was the Princess Irene brigade.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- You have a total of 12 points. - Thank you.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11And our next contender, please.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20And your name is?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Your chosen charity?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25And your chosen subject?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28In 90 seconds. Les Dawson was born
0:06:28 > 0:06:31in which district of Manchester, a village he later joked was,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33"So poor, the wishing well had IOUs in it"?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Collyhurst.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36What's the name of the daughter born in '92
0:06:36 > 0:06:38to Dawson and his second wife Tracy?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Charlotte.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Dawson's mum was delighted when her son got his first job
0:06:42 > 0:06:44because it offered long-term security?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Which Manchester company was it with?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47The Co-op.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Ada and Cissie were inspired by the Over The Garden Wall sketch.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54On which variety programme of the '70s
0:06:54 > 0:06:55did they first appear?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Sez Les.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Dawson had a lighthearted dispute with Prince Phillip
0:06:59 > 0:07:01about the way to prepare which Northern delicacy?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Black pudding.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06In a joke from his Secret Notebook, whom does he call Treasure
0:07:06 > 0:07:08"because she reminds me of something that's been dug up"?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- His mother-in-law?- His wife.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12What name was Dawson actually christened with
0:07:12 > 0:07:14because when his father saw him,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16he decided to call it a day?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Friday.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18A week before he died in June '93,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Dawson recorded an interview for which Radio Four programme?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23In The Psychiatrist's Chair.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Which of Dawson's creations who first appeared on Sez Les
0:07:26 > 0:07:30wore thick NHS glasses and had a face that fell into a slobbering ogle
0:07:30 > 0:07:32at the mere mention of a woman?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Cosmo Smallpiece.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Dawson's wife encouraged him to audition for which talent show?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Though he didn't win, it made him a household name.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Opportunity Knocks.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Dawson appears in which one-off sitcom written by Galton and Simpson
0:07:44 > 0:07:47that's set around a trip abroad?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- D Mob?- Holiday With Strings.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51In his Secret Notebook, Dawson jokes that
0:07:51 > 0:07:54he's amazed his wife fell down a something on their honeymoon
0:07:54 > 0:07:56because he didn't know they worked?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Wishing well.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59For a number of years, Dawson played Nurse Ada
0:07:59 > 0:08:02opposite John Nettles' Sheriff of Nottingham
0:08:02 > 0:08:04in which pantomime?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Babes In The Wood.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- No passes, Justin. You've got 11 points.- Thank you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19And our final contender, please.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28And your name is?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Your chosen charity?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35And your chosen subject?
0:08:35 > 0:08:3890 seconds starting now. Othello is summoned from Venice
0:08:38 > 0:08:41to be the governor of which Mediterranean island
0:08:41 > 0:08:42because of the invasion?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Cyprus.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46What does Iago describe as the, "green-eyed monster
0:08:46 > 0:08:48"which doth mock the meat it feeds on"?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Jealousy.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50The name of which tree
0:08:50 > 0:08:53is repeated in a song that Desdemona sings?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Her mother's maid died singing the song.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Willow.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Who directed and starred in in the '52 film Othello
0:08:59 > 0:09:01that won the Palme D'Or at Cannes?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Orson Welles.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06In the opening scene, Iago says,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08"I will wear my heart upon my sleeve",
0:09:08 > 0:09:09for which birds to peck at?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Daws.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Which Scottish film star played Iago
0:09:13 > 0:09:17to Chiwetel Ejiofor's performance of Othello
0:09:17 > 0:09:19in the Donmar production in 2007?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Pass.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30At which London theatre did Laurence Olivier
0:09:30 > 0:09:32play an acclaimed Othello for the National Theatre?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33The Old Vic.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Othello fatally stabs himself in the closing scene.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38What is his final line?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41"I kiss thee, ere I kill thee..."
0:09:41 > 0:09:44No, nearly. "Killing myself, to die upon a kiss."
0:09:44 > 0:09:48In the scene during which Cassio passes the handkerchief to Bianca,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50he asks her to take it and do what with it?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52To copy it.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Who played Othello at the Savoy Theatre in London in 1930
0:09:55 > 0:09:57and performed the role over 300 times on Broadway
0:09:57 > 0:09:59in the '40s?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Paul Robeson.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04The wife of Iago first reveals the depth of her husband's treachery
0:10:04 > 0:10:06after her mistress has been killed.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07What's her name?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Emilia.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11One of the first actors to play many of Shakespeare's major roles,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14including Othello, was a shareholder in the Globe Theatre
0:10:14 > 0:10:17and a leading actor of the Lord Chamberlain's Men.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18What was his name?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Richard Burbage. - Richard Burbage is correct.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- You had just one pass. It was... - Ewan McGregor.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28You've got it! Ewan McGregor is the answer.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Shame you didn't know it 20 seconds ago.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31LAUGHTER
0:10:31 > 0:10:34None the less, you've got ten points.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Right, that's the end of the first round. Let's have a look at the scores.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49In fourth place with five points, Matthew Hoggard.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Thrid place with ten points, Ray Fearon.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Second place with 11 points, Justin Moorhouse.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57In the lead with 12 points, Jules Hudson.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04General knowledge round now and if there is a tie at the end of it,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07then the number of passes get taken into account
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and the person with the fewer passes will be the winner.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11So, let's get on with it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I'll ask Matthew to come and join us again, please.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21I was just checking before you joined us - 248 wickets.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- If you say so.- It's quite a lot, isn't it, really?- It's a couple.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28He said very modestly.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You'll have to tell me as I'm not a cricketing person -
0:11:30 > 0:11:33what is the kind of bowling you do?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I'm a swing bowler. - Yes, and how does it work?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40It works by grabbing a cricket ball, wanging it at the batsman
0:11:40 > 0:11:42and it moves in the air a certain way.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Right, well, when I try to do that, it doesn't.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Move in the air, I mean. So, how do you make it move?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's all to do with the seam position
0:11:50 > 0:11:52and the way that you shine one side of the ball.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55We don't just rub the side of our groins for the fun of it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57There is actually a purpose to it.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Right. So, if you make one side of the ball very, very shiny
0:12:01 > 0:12:04and the other is, what, sticky...?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's rough. It's dry and it's rough
0:12:06 > 0:12:09and the air travels faster over the shiny side
0:12:09 > 0:12:12and gets stuck on all the particles on the rough side,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16so it causes an imbalance in the pressure and it swings.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Right. So, you've got to have that bit of roughness on one side
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- and bit of smooth on the other? - It does with an older ball,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26but with a new ball, it's purely down to the seam
0:12:26 > 0:12:27because both sides are equal.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- So, you're a seam bowler? - No, I'm a swing bowler.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- What's a seam bowler, then? - A seam bowler's one that doesn't move it in the air,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36but moves it off the pitch.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I thought that was a spin bowler.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40That's a spin bowler, as well,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44but he imparts spin on it and not just keeping the seam upright.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I think I'll give up at this point.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47LAUGHTER
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I think I should, as well.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53You've got five points, so you've got to do a bit of catching up.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Quite a bit of catching up, to be perfectly honest. A lot.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Here we go, two minutes on general knowledge, starting now.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02What term for an item of clothing
0:13:02 > 0:13:03often worn by joggers
0:13:03 > 0:13:05has come to mean a socially disruptive young person?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07A hoodie.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09The Indira Gandhi International Airport
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- serves which country? - Can you repeat the question?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14The Indira Gandhi International Airport
0:13:14 > 0:13:15serves which country?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16India.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Which booklet governing behaviour on Britain's roads,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22was first issued by the Ministry Of Transport in 1931?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25A version of it is still used in driving tests today.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26The Highway Code.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28In the television series Six Feet Under,
0:13:28 > 0:13:32what sort of business is run by the dysfunctional Fisher & Sons?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33A...
0:13:35 > 0:13:36..crematorium.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37No, a funeral home.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Which birds are known collectively as a gaggle
0:13:39 > 0:13:42when on the ground and a skein when in the air?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Geese.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Which outspoken football manager once said,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47"I wouldn't say I was the best manager,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49"but I was in the top one."
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Erm, dude that thought he was God. Pass.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Who won a Best Actor Oscar for his performance in the title role
0:13:55 > 0:13:57of the 2000 film, Gladiator?
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Russell Crowe.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00In which Scottish city are Argyle Street,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Buchanan Street and Sauchiehall Street?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Aberdeen.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Glasgow. Ben Elton wrote a musical with members of the rock band Queen
0:14:09 > 0:14:12about a planet where instruments are banned. What is it called?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13We Will Rock You.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16What term is used for water that doesn't form a lather
0:14:16 > 0:14:18because it contains calcium and magnesium salts?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Hard water.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21In the children's books,
0:14:21 > 0:14:24what monster has, "Knobbly knees, turned out toes
0:14:24 > 0:14:26"and a poisonous wart at the end of its nose"?
0:14:26 > 0:14:27The Gruffalo.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Which Christmas delicacy, said to be made as a reminder of Jesus' manger,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33originally contained meat?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Christmas log.- Mince pie.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Who, when he won the 2011 Open Golf Championship
0:14:37 > 0:14:41at the age of 42, became the oldest first-time winner
0:14:41 > 0:14:43since Roberto di Vicenzo in 1967?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47- Ben Davies.- Darren Clarke.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Which Norwegian pop group topped the UK charts in 1986
0:14:50 > 0:14:54with The Sun Always Shines On TV?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Erm, pass.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58In which National Park is Scafell Pike,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00England's highest mountain?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01The Peak District.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05The Lake District. You were close. Your two passes -
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- that Norwegian pop group was A-ha. - Yeah.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11And "I wouldn't say I was the best in the business,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13"but I was in the top one" was Brian Clough.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Right, Matthew... You've got a lot.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18You're still not going to win, but you've done well.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19You've got 13 points.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21APPLAUSE
0:15:27 > 0:15:31And now, Ray Fearon again, please.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35And you took Othello as your subject.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Why do we still love, or say we love, Shakespeare?
0:15:39 > 0:15:44It's basically, he's a genius. He's the best playwright that ever lived.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What makes him different from any other playwright?
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Well, I think he, more than any other playwright, really covers
0:15:51 > 0:15:56the whole of the human condition, you know, without taking a side.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57So, it doesn't belong to,
0:15:57 > 0:16:02sort of, a religion or a colour or a creed or a sex or whatever.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05He just sort of looks at it from a completely...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08An overview or a completely outside point of view
0:16:08 > 0:16:11and I think nowadays, what's happening
0:16:11 > 0:16:15is a lot more schools now, youngsters are getting up and doing Shakespeare.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18That's where you get the beauty of Shakespeare - when you're doing it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I think when you're sitting down and doing it academically,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I think a lot of people get bored of it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26But actually, he wrote the plays to be acted,
0:16:26 > 0:16:31so you'll get a better feel from it when you get up and do it, really.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Right. Now, you got ten points with your specialist round.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Let's see how you do with general knowledge.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41What name's given to the flexible wooden stick
0:16:41 > 0:16:43with tightly held fibres to play stringed instruments?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oh, a... Pass.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Holby City is a spin-off
0:16:47 > 0:16:49from which long-running BBC medical drama
0:16:49 > 0:16:52that focuses on the lives of staff and patients
0:16:52 > 0:16:53in the emergency department?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Casualty.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57In April 2005, which Leonardo Da Vinci painting
0:16:57 > 0:16:59was given a whole wall to itself
0:16:59 > 0:17:02in the Salle des Etats in the Louvre, Paris?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Pass.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04In the UK, what name is given
0:17:04 > 0:17:07to the foodstuff that Americans call jelly?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Pass.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar,
0:17:10 > 0:17:11who describes Brutus as,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14"The noblest Roman of them all"?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Er, Cassio.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Mark Antony.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19In which Californian city are Fisherman's Wharf,
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Lombard Street and Chinatown major tourist attractions?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24- Soho.- San Francisco.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26The killer whale, despite its name,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28is not a whale but the largest member
0:17:28 > 0:17:30of which family of marine mammals?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Fish.- Dolphin.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33In an early David Bowie song,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35who is told "Take your protein pills
0:17:35 > 0:17:36"and put your helmet on"?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Sorry, can you repeat the question?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39In an early David Bowie song,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42who is told "Take your protein pills
0:17:42 > 0:17:43"and put your helmet on?"
0:17:43 > 0:17:44That was, erm...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Pass.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Which village in the far north-east of Scotland
0:17:50 > 0:17:53is incorrectly regarded as the northernmost point
0:17:53 > 0:17:54of mainland Britain?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's named after a Dutchman
0:17:56 > 0:17:57who settled there in the 15th century.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59John O'Groats.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Which fictional detective, created by Colin Dexter,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05makes his last appearance in The Remorseful Day,
0:18:05 > 0:18:06published in 1999?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Is it Inspector Morse?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Who resigned as England's manager
0:18:09 > 0:18:11after a home defeat to Germany in October 2000,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13saying he "was not the man for the job"?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17That was, erm...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Graham Taylor.- Kevin Keegan.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Which Quentin Tarantino film stars John Travolta
0:18:24 > 0:18:26and Samuel L Jackson as the hitmen
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Now, that would be, er...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I've gone completely blank.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- It happens. - Oh, gosh. It's, erm...
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Pass. BEEP
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I'll put you out of your misery.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42It was Pulp Fiction.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Pulp Fiction.- Yeah, and you'll know all of these.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'll rattle through them. The David Bowie song - Major Tom.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48- Major Tom.- Exactly.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51What the Americans call jelly, we call jam.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Mona Lisa was the Leonardo painting that was all over the...
0:18:55 > 0:18:57And the flexible wooden stick - it's a bow.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- It's a bow.- There we are. You've got a total, Ray, now, of 13 points.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Thank you very much.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04APPLAUSE
0:19:11 > 0:19:13And Justin again, now, please.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17And you know a bit about Les Dawson.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Were you friends?- Oh, no.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Les Dawson - did you know him? - No, never met him. No.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Never met him?- No. - But an admirer, obviously.- Yeah.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I used to love him. I used to think, even as a kid,
0:19:27 > 0:19:30there's this funny little fat fella from Manchester
0:19:30 > 0:19:33and if he could make it, you know, maybe someone else could.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37It's interesting, isn't it, because he could say things that
0:19:37 > 0:19:41lots of people would go "Oooh" at, but not if it was him doing it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I think offensiveness in comedy is a whole different subject, isn't it?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I would imagine if you asked his mother-in-law was she offended,
0:19:48 > 0:19:49she'd probably say no.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52She was a grotesque. He created her. She wasn't real.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54He didn't mean those things, did he?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58She wouldn't have lived with him if he meant those things, you know.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00And I'm sure that's the answer to it, really.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I thought he was harmless, fun.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I thought he was so different than any other comedian of that generation.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09What I liked about him most was he constantly learned
0:20:09 > 0:20:11and carried on learning throughout his life.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13His stuff - Over The Garden Wall.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I mean, that was just wonderful, wasn't it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Yeah, I think, I mean, they've gone now,
0:20:18 > 0:20:19but I had two aunties,
0:20:19 > 0:20:23and they looked like my Auntie Vera and my Auntie Nelly
0:20:23 > 0:20:24and they were exactly the same
0:20:24 > 0:20:28and they would do that kind of talking like that, you know.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- There's a reason for that. It goes back to the Lancashire mills. - They say so, yeah.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35They would have to lip read across the loom and that sort of thing.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Right, now. Justin, you've got 11 points.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Let's see how you do with general knowledge. Two minutes, now.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Jaffa, now part of the Israeli city of Tel Aviv-Yafo,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49gives its name to a variety of which fruit?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Orange.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Which rodent puppet was widely regarded
0:20:52 > 0:20:55as the saviour of the TV-am franchise in the '80s?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Roland Rat.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Gold and frankincense were two of the gifts
0:20:58 > 0:21:01brought by the Magi from the east. What was the third?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Myrrh.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Which website for sharing video clips
0:21:04 > 0:21:07was founded in California in 2005 with the slogan Broadcast Yourself?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08YouTube.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Which ukulele-playing entertainer
0:21:10 > 0:21:13is known for songs such as Leaning On A Lamp Post
0:21:13 > 0:21:14and When I'm Cleaning Windows?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15George Formby.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18What mode of transport is the subject of Turner's 1841 painting
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Rain, Steam and Speed?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Train.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24In which George Orwell novel is the hero told
0:21:24 > 0:21:27"The thing in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world"?
0:21:27 > 0:21:281984.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30What's the name of Jeremy Vine's brother
0:21:30 > 0:21:33who holds a world record for telling the most jokes in an hour?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Tim Vine.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Which bridge across the Thames
0:21:36 > 0:21:38opened with a great ceremony in 1894?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It is now one of London's best-known landmarks.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Tower Bridge.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Which French word for "morning", is used in the theatre
0:21:44 > 0:21:45for an afternoon performance?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Matinee.- The towns of Axminster and Wilton
0:21:47 > 0:21:49give their names to what soft furnishing?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Carpet.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Which Canadian singer released the album Crazy Love in 2009?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It includes the song Haven't Met You Yet.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Michael Buble.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58What does the W stand for
0:21:58 > 0:22:01in the name of the former American President George W Bush?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Walter.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Walker.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13In the 1988 film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Alex Winter is Bill, who plays the part of Ted?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Keanu Reeves.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Which footballer played for Manchester United
0:22:20 > 0:22:21before World War II
0:22:21 > 0:22:25and went on to be England's first full-time manager in 1946?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Walter Winterbottom.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28What was the name of the king of the Huns
0:22:28 > 0:22:30who died in mysterious circumstances
0:22:30 > 0:22:31on his wedding night in 453 AD?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Attila.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34The Siberian is the largest subspecies
0:22:34 > 0:22:36of which member of the cat family?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Tiger.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Which Egyptian holiday resort
0:22:39 > 0:22:42stands at the southern tip of the Sinai peninsula?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Sharm El-sheikh.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46What's the principal flavouring and colouring ingredient,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48sometimes with coffee as well,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50of the dessert Mississippi Mud Pie?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Rum.- No, it's chocolate.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Oh, was it?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00But I tell you what, no passes. You've got 28 points.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Thank you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13And finally, Jules again, please.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Now, Operation Market Garden.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23It must have been the biggest airborne invasion of all time.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm going to sound like a real anorak, now, aren't I?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27It was ALMOST the biggest.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30The biggest was the subsequent crossing of the Rhine.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34But up to that point, it was the biggest operation of its kind
0:23:34 > 0:23:38and it was hailed as this war-winning moment that could transform 1944
0:23:38 > 0:23:41and bring the war to a close, but as we know now, of course,
0:23:41 > 0:23:43tragically, it wasn't to be.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46And why was that? Because one of the questions
0:23:46 > 0:23:49had Montgomery saying it was a 90 per cent success.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- That was a bit optimistic, wasn't it?- The jury's out.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I don't think it was a 90 per cent success
0:23:54 > 0:23:57in terms of the aim of crossing the Rhine, because we didn't get over it.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01But what's not in dispute is that they did fight very hard indeed.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Well, they did and the...
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I mean, 10,000 British troops dropped on Arnhem.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09They were supposed to hold the bridge for two days.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11As it was, they were there
0:24:11 > 0:24:14in various pockets, shrinking pockets, for nine.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Only 2,500 or so actually got out at the end and were, in effect,
0:24:19 > 0:24:20evacuated.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23An extraordinary waste of an entire airborne division
0:24:23 > 0:24:24and, you know, a great tragedy,
0:24:24 > 0:24:27but there was a huge recognition between both sides,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29the Germans and us, you know,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32that the fighting had somehow been gallant and notable.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35There's a moment when a captured British commander,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37is approached by a senior German, who says,
0:24:37 > 0:24:39"Well done, Tommy, it's been an amazing fight.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42"Your house-to-house fighting was fantastic.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44"You have lots of experience."
0:24:44 > 0:24:46And this colonel turned round and said,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49"Actually, no, old boy, that was our first go.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51"But next time, we'll be much better".
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Yeah, extraordinary story, Jules.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- You have 12 points. 28 is the score to beat...- Tough.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59..if you are to walk away with the trophy and the title.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Two minutes general knowledge starting now.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Which mythical beast is pictured as horse-like
0:25:04 > 0:25:06with a single horn in its forehead?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Unicorn.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09In 1974, after 8,862 performances,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12what Agatha Christie play moved from the Ambassadors Theatre
0:25:12 > 0:25:14to St Martin's Theatre, where it is still showing?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- The Wedding Cake. - The Mouse Trap.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20What word for a person who is easily manipulated and expendable,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22is taken from the name of a chess piece?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Pawn.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Which Chicago gangster acquired his nickname Scarface
0:25:25 > 0:25:28after being slashed with a knife during a brawl?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Al Capone.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32In which film do astronauts crash-land in the future
0:25:32 > 0:25:34and discover a caste system of talking gorillas,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36orang-utans and chimpanzees?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Planet Of The Apes.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39The Open Championship, one of golf's Majors,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41is played over how many rounds?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Ten.- Four.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Which British monarch complained that Gladstone
0:25:45 > 0:25:47spoke to her as if she were "a public meeting"?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Queen Victoria.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50The top tier of a wedding cake
0:25:50 > 0:25:53should be kept for either a first wedding anniversary
0:25:53 > 0:25:54or for which other future occasion?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Christening.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57In A.A. Milne's poem,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59with whom did Christopher Robin
0:25:59 > 0:26:00go down to Buckingham Palace?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Erm, Winnie The Pooh.- Alice.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Which BBC current affairs programme
0:26:04 > 0:26:08claims to be the world's longest-running investigative series?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09It was first shown in 1953.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Points Of View.- Panorama.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19The Barossa Valley and McLaren Vale in South Australia
0:26:19 > 0:26:22are particularly famous for the production of...?
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Wine.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Which English novelist has written Enigma, Archangel, Pompeii
0:26:26 > 0:26:28and, most recently, The Fear Index?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Harris.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Which pop duo, whose debut single West End Girls
0:26:32 > 0:26:33topped the UK charts in '86,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36consists of the vocalist Neil Tennant
0:26:36 > 0:26:38and keyboard player Chris Lowe?
0:26:38 > 0:26:39- Wham!- Pet Shop Boys.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Who was the first Roman Catholic President of the USA?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45He was sworn into office on January 20th, 1961.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Kennedy.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50The chapel of Pembroke College Cambridge
0:26:50 > 0:26:53was the first major commission for which architect,
0:26:53 > 0:26:57later appointed to rebuild the City of London churches after the Great Fire?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Wren.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01What colour flag is given to clean beaches and marinas
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- as part of a prestigious international award scheme? - BEEP
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Blue.- Blue is correct.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09No passes but you ran out of time, I'm afraid, Jules.
0:27:09 > 0:27:1023 points.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Ah! Thank you.
0:27:22 > 0:27:27So, a very clear winner in the end. Let's have a look at all the scores.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29In joint third place, 13 points apiece -
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Matthew Hoggard and Ray Fearon.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Second place, 23 points - Jules Hudson.
0:27:34 > 0:27:39First place, a clear leader, as I say, 28 points - Justin Moorhouse.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41APPLAUSE
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Come on, Justin.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Did you know, when you were answering the Les Dawson questions,
0:28:03 > 0:28:05that his daughter is in the audience?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Yeah, she was sat right on my shoulder.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- So, did that intimidate you or make you...?- I don't know, really.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14If I was struggling, she could have whispered them, but I didn't hear her.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17You managed anyway. Well done. Thank you for watching.
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