0:00:02 > 0:00:05Four celebrities, who hope they know everything there is to know
0:00:05 > 0:00:08about their specialist subject,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11but can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?
0:00:11 > 0:00:15They've agreed to put themselves in the hotseat for their chosen charity...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18..but only one person can be the winner.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42The first celebrity in the spotlight tonight
0:00:42 > 0:00:44is the Countdown number cruncher Rachel Riley.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48She takes questions on Manchester United since 1999.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51The designer Wayne Hemingway answers questions
0:00:51 > 0:00:53on the disco music of the '70s.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57The comedian Miles Jupp on former England cricket captain
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Michael Atherton,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01and Radio 4's chief political correspondent
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Gary O'Donoghue on Winston Churchill.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Hello, I'm John Humphrys, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Tonight four more contenders will answer a minute
0:01:22 > 0:01:25and a half of questions on their specialist subject
0:01:25 > 0:01:27and another two minutes on general knowledge.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31They are competing for the title of Celebrity Mastermind,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34the honour of it, as well as this fine piece of glassware,
0:01:34 > 0:01:39so, let's get on with it and ask our first contender to join us, please.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- And your name is?- Rachel Riley. - Your chosen charity?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Is the Angus Lawson Memorial Trust and the Celia Hammond Animal Trust.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- And your chosen subject? - Manchester United since 1999.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Man U in a minute and a half, starting now.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02The 2010-2011 Premiership title was Manchester United's 19th top
0:02:02 > 0:02:05division league title, breaking the previous record set by which club?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Liverpool.- The defender Nemanja Vidic,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11signed by United in 2006 from Spartak Moscow, played international
0:02:11 > 0:02:15football for which country until his retirement in October 2011?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Serbia.- Who was the only United penalty-taker who failed to
0:02:18 > 0:02:22score in the 2008 Champions' League final shoot-out against Chelsea?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Ronaldo.- In the 2005 FA Cup final, United were beaten by which team,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29becoming the first side to lose an FA Cup final on penalties?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Arsenal.- Who scored United's third goal in the second
0:02:32 > 0:02:36leg of the club's 1999 Champions' League semi-final against Juventus?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Cole.- Who was the long-serving coach who took
0:02:39 > 0:02:42over as Sir Alex Ferguson's assistant in 2001 immediately
0:02:42 > 0:02:44following the departure of Steve McLaren?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Um...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51- Carlos Queiroz.- Jimmy Ryan.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54With which shirt number was Cristiano Ronaldo mostly
0:02:54 > 0:02:56associated during his time as a United player?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Seven.- From which Dutch club did United sign the South Korean midfield
0:03:00 > 0:03:03player Park Ji-Sung in 2005?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- PSV Eindhoven.- To show their disapproval of the ownership of
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Manchester United by the Glazer family, supporters took to wearing
0:03:09 > 0:03:12scarves of which two colours from the club's
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- early days as Newton Heath? - Green and gold.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Against which Premiership team did Wayne Rooney score
0:03:17 > 0:03:21a hat trick in October 2006 and again in September 2011?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Newcastle.- Bolton Wanderers.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Which United player won the 2009 PFA Player of the Year award?
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Giggsy.- Yes, Ryan Giggs is correct. No passes. Rachel, you have nine points.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45And our next contender, please.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- And your name is?- Wayne Hemingway. - Your chosen charity?- Oxfam.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- And your chosen subject? - Disco music of the 1970s.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00'70s disco in a minute and half.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02The former Buddah Records executive Neil Bogart set up which
0:04:02 > 0:04:05influential disco label in 1973?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Casablanca.- Which disco singer's early career was managed by Pete Bellotte
0:04:09 > 0:04:10and Giorgio Moroder?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Her debut hit, Love To Love You Baby, reached the Top Five on both
0:04:14 > 0:04:15sides of the Atlantic.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Donna Summer.- What is the real name of Kool, founder member of
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Kool And The Gang, who had disco hits such as Ladies Night and Celebration?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Pass.- Which 1977 John Travolta film, featuring a disco-based
0:04:25 > 0:04:28soundtrack that sold 30 million copies worldwide, is set in Brooklyn?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Saturday Night Fever.- Which band's song, The Bump,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34from their 1974 debut album Machine Gun, created a dance craze?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- The Commodores.- Who was Harry Wayne Casey's co-writer on hits for George McCrae
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and KC And The Sunshine Band?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Giorgio Moroder. - No. Richard Finch.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45In 1976, which Double Exposure song, edited into a 12-inch
0:04:45 > 0:04:48version by the DJ Walter Gibbons, became a massive disco hit?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Ten Percent. - Which influential New York disco and nightclub was
0:04:51 > 0:04:54opened by Ian Schrager and the former Wall Street trader
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Steve Rubell in a disused theatre building in 1977?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Studio 54.- Who was the lead vocalist with the band
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Rufus before embarking on a solo career?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Chaka Khan.- A Cameroonian jazz performer recorded Soul Makossa, often
0:05:07 > 0:05:10credited as being one of the first disco records. Who was he?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Manu Dibango.- The soundtrack album of which film made stars out of the
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Los Angeles disco band Rose Royce and their lead singer Gwen Dickie?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Car Wash.- Who had two hit singles in '78 with his falsetto vocals on
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) and Dance (Disco Heat)?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Sylvester.- The one hit wonder, Anita Ward,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29had a UK Number One with which disco favourite in '79?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ring My Bell.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33And we are out of time. One pass.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35The real name of Kool,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38the founder member of Kool And Gang was Robert Bell.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Wayne, you have 11 points.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And our next contender, please.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- And your name is?- Miles Jupp. - Your chosen charity? - The Lord's Taverners.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- And your chosen subject?- The career of the cricketer Michael Atherton.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Michael Atherton,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07starting now. In what style did Michael Atherton bowl?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09He took over 100 first class wickets in his career.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Leg breaks.- Who was the captain of Lancashire
0:06:11 > 0:06:15when Atherton made his first class debut for the county in 1987?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- David Hughes.- Against which country did he score his first Test century,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22with a total of 151 runs at Trent Bridge in 1990?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- New Zealand.- When Graham Gooch resigned as the England captain following a
0:06:25 > 0:06:29heavy defeat by Australia in 1993, Atherton was chosen to replace him.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31At which ground did he captain a Test side for the first time?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Edgbaston.- Which Australian bowler dismissed him 19 times in 17 Test matches?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Glenn McGrath.- Before playing for Cambridge University, Lancashire
0:06:40 > 0:06:43and England, Atherton attended which secondary school?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Manchester Grammar School. - Atherton never scored a Test century at Lord's.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49His highest score was the 99 against Australia in '93.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51How was he dismissed in that innings?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- He was run out.- Which former Australian Test batsman was the match referee
0:06:55 > 0:06:58when Atherton was accused of ball tampering in the Lord's Test
0:06:58 > 0:06:59against South Africa in '94?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Peter Burge.- In which year was he awarded a benefit season by Lancashire
0:07:03 > 0:07:05that raised over £300,000?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- 1997.- In the '98 Trent Bridge Test against South Africa, Atherton
0:07:09 > 0:07:12survived a fierce spell from a fast bowler, during which
0:07:12 > 0:07:15he was given not out after gloving a delivery to the wicketkeeper.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16What was the name of the bowler?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Allan Donald. - Atherton returned to the England captaincy
0:07:19 > 0:07:20for two Test matches during
0:07:20 > 0:07:24the 2001 Ashes series after which player was injured at Edgbaston?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Nasser Hussain.- In 1996, he gave evidence in a libel case brought by Ian Botham
0:07:28 > 0:07:31and Allan Lamb against which former Pakistani cricketer?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Imran Khan.- When Atherton batted for almost two days and made 185 not out...
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- BEEP - I've started so I'll finish,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41to save the 1995 Johannesburg Test, who batted alongside him for most
0:07:41 > 0:07:45of the fifth day, making 29 not out in over four and a half hours?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Jack Russell.- Is correct.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Therefore, no passes and a perfect round. 13 points.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01And our final contender, please.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- This is where I'm going to make a getaway for it.- Ha-ha. No chance.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You're here now. Can't get away.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- And your name is?- Gary O'Donoghue. - Your chosen charity?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Is the ClearVision Project. - And your chosen subject?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's the life and career of Sir Winston Churchill.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Winston Churchill in 90 seconds.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27In which country house was Churchill born on the 30th of November 1874?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Blenheim Palace.- In 1900, he was elected to Parliament for the first time,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34at the age of 25, as MP for which Lancashire constituency?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Oldham.- Churchill made a famous speech in Missouri on the 5th of March
0:08:37 > 0:08:391946 in which he said an Iron Curtain had
0:08:39 > 0:08:43descended across the continent from Stettin to which other city?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Trieste.- Who is quoted saying to Churchill,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48"If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee," to which he replied,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50"And if I were your husband I would drink it"?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Nancy Astor.- In a speech to the House of Commons on the 4th of June 1940,
0:08:53 > 0:08:55following the evacuation of Dunkirk,
0:08:55 > 0:08:59what four words did he say after, "We shall fight in the hills"?
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- "We will fight on the beaches."- It's "We shall never surrender."
0:09:05 > 0:09:07After resigning from political office in November 1915,
0:09:07 > 0:09:09he joined the Grenadier Guards.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Which regiment did he then join in January 1916,
0:09:11 > 0:09:12serving on the Western Front?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- The Scots. - Yes, Royal Scots Fusiliers.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18In 1953, Churchill won which prestigious international
0:09:18 > 0:09:19award for both his writings
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and his "brilliant oratory in defending exalted human values"?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24The Nobel Prize For Literature.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Churchill suffered from periodic bouts of acute depression.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29By what well-known name did he refer to them?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Black dog.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33In November 1899, during the Second Boer War, Churchill was taken
0:09:33 > 0:09:36prisoner while he was a war correspondent to a national newspaper. Which one?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- The Morning Post.- Which politician
0:09:38 > 0:09:42did Churchill allegedly describe as "a sheep in sheep's clothing"?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43- Aneurin Bevan.- No, Attlee.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46In January 1911, Churchill was controversially present at which
0:09:46 > 0:09:49police action where armed thieves were holed up in a London house?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Sidney Street.- What is the title of his only novel,
0:09:52 > 0:09:57subtitled A Tale Of The Revolution In Laurania and published in 1900?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Savrola.- Is correct. No passes, Gary, you have ten points.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17A really close first round. Let's have a look at the scores.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19In fourth place, with nine points,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Rachel Riley. Third place, ten points, Gary O'Donoghue.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Second place, 11 points, Wayne Hemingway.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28In the lead with 13 points, Miles Jupp.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34It's the general knowledge round, now,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37and if there is a tie at the end of it than the number of passes gets
0:10:37 > 0:10:40taken into account and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44So, let's get on with it and ask Rachel to join us again,
0:10:44 > 0:10:45if she would, please.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49It's all right, you're through the nasty bit, now. Now, look.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I want to talk about numbers, because you love numbers
0:10:52 > 0:10:57and, to many people who don't understand numbers, that's baffling.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I mean, how can numbers be fascinating and lovely?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01A number's and number.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Um, well, I think there's two types of mathematicians.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06There's the pure mathematicians that do love numbers and the beauty
0:11:06 > 0:11:10of an equation, and I was the type of mathematician that liked applied
0:11:10 > 0:11:14maths, so all the sciency stuff, so, the equations, and the puzzles,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15and it's really the puzzle solving
0:11:15 > 0:11:18and getting to use your brain that I really liked.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Why do you think that is?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I mean, why is it that some of us just can't hack it with numbers?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Um, I think, it's possibly teaching.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's all about the basis you get. It's all building blocks.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So, if you never get it when you're at school,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33and a lot of teachers put kids off,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35it's the same when they go to adulthood.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37They just have that
0:11:37 > 0:11:39inherent fear of maths.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43You don't think it's something in the brain, something you're born with?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yeah, I mean, well, to be honest
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I did a Masters degree in maths at Oxford
0:11:47 > 0:11:49and we didn't use numbers for the four years,
0:11:49 > 0:11:50it was all algebra.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52What? You did a Masters degree in maths
0:11:52 > 0:11:53and didn't use numbers?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I showed someone my worksheet, and said,
0:11:56 > 0:11:57"Guess what subject I'm studying?"
0:11:57 > 0:12:00And they couldn't work it out, because it's very different.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03It's not about numbers and times tables, it's about a logical
0:12:03 > 0:12:06way of thinking, and the thought process, and puzzling through things.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Right, Rachel, you got nine points. Here we go, general knowledge, now.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Oh, dear. - Yeah. Two minutes, starting now.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15What part of the frog is considered a delicacy by many?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Legs.- The plot of which Jane Austen novel centres around the courtship
0:12:19 > 0:12:21of Elizabeth Bennet by Fitzwilliam Darcy?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Pride And Prejudice.- In Greek mythology, what sort of winged animal was Pegasus?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- A horse.- What name is usually given to a spiritualist or clairvoyant
0:12:29 > 0:12:31with supposed psychic powers who claims to be able to
0:12:31 > 0:12:35communicate with the dead, especially during a seance?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- A psychic.- A medium.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39In which television quiz do unsuccessful contestants take
0:12:39 > 0:12:42the walk of shame after being bid a curt "Goodbye" by Anne Robinson?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- The Weakest Link.- In the popular saying, what are said to be burning
0:12:46 > 0:12:47if someone is talking about you?
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- Ears.- Natalie Portman won the Best Actress Oscar at the 2011 Awards Ceremony
0:12:52 > 0:12:54for her portrayal of the ballerina Nina Sayers in which film?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Black Swan.- What name can be applied to a cat with a mottled,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01generally black and gingery coat and also to a common butterfly?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Torty?- Tortoiseshell, yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Which rock star, from the band The Doors,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07is buried in the Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09His grave has a Greek inscription that can be translated as
0:13:09 > 0:13:11"True to his own spirit".
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- No idea.- Who completed a 140-mile swim along the River Thames
0:13:15 > 0:13:17for Sport Relief in September 2011?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- David Walliams.- Which country has a northern border with the United States
0:13:21 > 0:13:23and southern borders with Guatemala and Belize?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Mexico.- What cocktail is made by pouring tequila and orange juice over ice,
0:13:26 > 0:13:30then gently adding grenadine syrup so that it sinks to the bottom?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Tequila Sunrise.- Which Polish-born
0:13:31 > 0:13:34French scientist discovered the elements polonium
0:13:34 > 0:13:36and radium with her husband Pierre?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Curie.- In Bram Stoker's Dracula,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41which plant is an effective deterrent against vampires?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Garlic.- What French expression for "false step"
0:13:43 > 0:13:46is commonly used in English to mean a social blunder?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Faux pas.- Which Roman leader was assassinated in the Senate House by a group
0:13:50 > 0:13:52of conspirators on the Ides of March, 44 BC?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Caesar.- Yes. Julius Caesar.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Which American film icon gave her name to a style of handbag,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00based on a saddlebag, after she was pictured with one in 1956?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Mary Jane.- Grace Kelly.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06In golf, what name is given to a score of one over par for a hole?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07- Birdie.- Bogey.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09One of the world's largest spiders is a tarantula
0:14:09 > 0:14:11with a leg span of around one foot.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13After which biblical giant is it named?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Goliath.- Yes. That was a reasonable guess, wasn't it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22One pass, the Rockstar from The Doors is Jim Morrison.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25You have, though, Rachel, 24 points.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36And now Gary again, please.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Now, Gary, I don't know if you remember this,
0:14:40 > 0:14:44but we worked together for a long time on The Today Programme,
0:14:44 > 0:14:50and you came into work one morning, looking not smart and well
0:14:50 > 0:14:53groomed as you are at the moment but rather dishevelled and rather late.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- That may have been the time I fell off the platform, was it?- Yes.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02And what made us all gasp a bit was that you are
0:15:02 > 0:15:03so entirely matter-of-fact about it.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07The editor of The Times came over in the evening and said,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09and I said to him "I've had a bit of a bad day."
0:15:09 > 0:15:12He said, "Oh, yeah, really? When's your piece going to be ready?"
0:15:12 > 0:15:16And one of the other reporters went and told him what had happened,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19he came over and said, "I didn't realise it had been that bad a day."
0:15:21 > 0:15:24But, look, you've had an extraordinary career,
0:15:24 > 0:15:28you've been brilliantly successful, and you have a disability.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What have you got to do to get over a disability like that to
0:15:31 > 0:15:33achieve what you have achieved?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Well, you never, you must never take "no" for an answer, and "no"
0:15:37 > 0:15:41is said quite often, and has been said quite often to me in my career.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43And you must never take that as an answer.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You must also realise, and I try and realise this about my disability,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50is that, at bottom, it is little more than an inconvenience.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It creates a few extra problems of getting around,
0:15:53 > 0:15:57it creates a few extra problems of reading material.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Most of the real problems are created by other people, to a large extent,
0:16:00 > 0:16:04but, the choice is this, you either sit at home and you do nothing,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06or you try and get out there and do something,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08and that seems to me not much of a choice, really.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Right, you have ten points. - Oh, dear.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I know this is the bit, now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16And 24 is already the score to beat. That's a tough one.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Let's see if you can do it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Two minutes of general knowledge starting now.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23On the 20th of July 1969 who became the first person to set foot on the Moon?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Neil Armstrong.- Which breed of dog, developed in Germany, is believed to
0:16:26 > 0:16:29get its English name from the way it uses its front paws when fighting?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Daschund.- Boxer. Which musical,
0:16:31 > 0:16:35based on a novel by Victor Hugo, opened in Paris in 1980?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It includes the songs Who Am I?, I Dreamed a Dream
0:16:37 > 0:16:39and Empty Chairs at Empty Tables.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40- Notre Dame.- Les Miserables.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43What name is given to the day in November on which Americans
0:16:43 > 0:16:46celebrate the gathering of the first harvest by the Pilgrim Fathers?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Thanksgiving.- Which English entrepreneur, and his co-pilot Per Lindstrom, were
0:16:50 > 0:16:53the first to cross the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans in a hot-air balloon?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Pass.- In which sport is Phil Taylor one of the world's leading players?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Darts.- What maiden name is shared by Jacqueline Kennedy and Marge Simpson?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Pass.- According to a popular legend,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10a tornado struck Kansas on the 22nd of June 1969.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Which actress and singer, whose most famous film was set there,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14died on that date?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Judy Garland.- In which Middle Eastern town
0:17:16 > 0:17:18are Manger Square and the Church of the Nativity,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20the scene of devotional processions at Christmas time?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Bethlehem.- Who took the title Lord Protector of England, Scotland
0:17:23 > 0:17:25and Ireland in 1653?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Oliver Cromwell.- In George Orwell's Animal Farm,
0:17:27 > 0:17:28what sort of animal is Napoleon?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Pig.- Which composer wrote the music for the English patriotic song
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Land Of Hope And Glory?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Edward Elgar. - Morello and Montmorency are varieties of which fruit?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Orange.- Cherry.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40What name is given to the inlet between south Wales
0:17:40 > 0:17:43and south-west England that merges with the Severn
0:17:43 > 0:17:45estuary at its eastern end?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Bristol Channel. - Which disastrous event of 1666 is said to have
0:17:48 > 0:17:49raged from Pudding Lane to Pie Corner?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Fire of London.- Who succeeded Sue Lawley as presenter of Radio 4's
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Desert Island Discs in 2006?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- Kirsty Young.- Ed Miliband entered Parliament in 2005 as MP for one
0:17:58 > 0:18:00of the constituencies in which town?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Doncaster.- What surname is shared by the famous singers whose first
0:18:03 > 0:18:06names are Loretta, Tami and Vera?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Wynette.- Lynn. Which fictional knight, obsessed with books of chivalry,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11sets out with his squire, Sancho Panza, in search of adventure?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Don Quixote.- Originally a Jewish term for the year in which all debts were
0:18:15 > 0:18:18cancelled, what word means a special anniversary,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20especially the 25th or 50th year of a reign?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21BEEP
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Jubilee.- Yes. Two passes.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29The maiden name we were looking for, Jacqueline Kennedy Bouvier, and Marge Simpson.
0:18:29 > 0:18:36And Branson. Richard Branson did that hot air balloon crossing.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37You have, Gary, 24 points.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52And, Wayne Hemingway, again now, please.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Now, this is intriguing because you're a fashion designer
0:18:56 > 0:18:59and you started the Red or Dead label, and you are now wearing,
0:18:59 > 0:19:03at least I assume cos I have to confess to not being an expert
0:19:03 > 0:19:07in all this, wearing what you would describe as antique clothes?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Second-hand clothes. - Second-hand clothes?- Yes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Well, we started with my wife, we started on Camden market
0:19:12 > 0:19:15selling second-hand clothes when we were still teenagers.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17So I had my old second-hand clothes, then Geraldine
0:19:17 > 0:19:22had the clothes she'd made and put them in two laundry bags that we bought on Wembley High Road,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25got on the tube down to Camden and that's how
0:19:25 > 0:19:28we started our business, so, we're self-taught fashion designers,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31we do all sorts of design now, and we've just taught ourselves.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34For a designer, it's about ideas, and anybody, you know,
0:19:34 > 0:19:35anybody can have ideas.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Yeah, but the point of fashion is, surely,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40is, by the essence of it, it's got to be new.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Next year's fashion, next week's fashion.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Well, not necessarily, cos you can still make money.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49For example, you know, these shoes are second-hand shoes.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I found them in, not a charity shop, a second-hand shop,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53a few months ago in Lyme Regis.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- We were just on holiday there. - They fit?
0:19:54 > 0:19:59And they're exactly the right size, and they're handmade, 1949,
0:19:59 > 0:20:00they've got New York in them.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- 1949?- Yeah.- No! - And they were 40-odd quid.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Now, but there's still money being made in that,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09because that shop exists selling it, they've bought it somewhere,
0:20:09 > 0:20:11they might have paid a tenner for it, they made a margin,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14they're employing people, so it's still the same economy,
0:20:14 > 0:20:15it's just done in a different way.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17They're nice, as well, aren't they?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- They're lovely, yeah.- They've probably got the original soles on.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I was going to say.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23And this is probably an early '50s suit.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27It's in really good condition, I had to get it repaired a bit, get it tailored.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Would you forgive me for saying it looks a little bit old-fashioned,
0:20:30 > 0:20:32the wide lapels and stuff.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- That's not old-fashioned!- Sorry.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- They're back a bit, wide lapels are back.- Yes! I am cutting edge.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What can I say?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Right, you've got 11 points. 24 still the score to beat.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51See if you can do it, and break this deadlock at the moment. Here we go.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Two minutes.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54What name is given to the stick used by a
0:20:54 > 0:20:56conductor to direct an orchestra.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57- Baton.- Which political doctrine,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01mentioned in the title of Karl Marx's 1848 manifesto, seeks to replace
0:21:01 > 0:21:04private property and a profit-based economy with public ownership?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05- Mein Kampf.- Communism.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Which 1997 comedy film tells the story of a group of unemployed men in
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Sheffield who form a male striptease act to raise money?
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Oh, how come I can't remember that? Pass.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16On which mountain were the Ten Commandments handed down to
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Moses by God?
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Pass.- Tom Thumb is a small, fast-growing variety of which salad vegetable?
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Lettuce.- Who wrote the best-selling book A Brief History Of Time
0:21:26 > 0:21:28about the Universe and its origins?
0:21:28 > 0:21:29- Pass.- The French fashion designer
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Jean-Paul Gaultier created the costumes,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33including the conical bra outfit,
0:21:33 > 0:21:37for which singer's 1990 Blonde Ambition tour?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Madonna.- Which is the largest of the great apes,
0:21:39 > 0:21:40from Equatorial forests of Africa?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41- Orangutan.- Gorilla.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44By what name is Ivan the Fourth, the first Tsar of Russia, usually
0:21:44 > 0:21:47known because of the brutality of many of his actions during his reign?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Ivan the Terrible.- Which much-loved sitcom ended
0:21:50 > 0:21:54with the wedding of Audrey fforbes-Hamilton and Richard DeVere?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Haven't a clue.- Which French artist, born in 1864 in Albi, is
0:21:58 > 0:22:02famous for his paintings of Parisian night-life and the Moulin Rouge?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Toulouse-Lautrec.- In the children's song
0:22:04 > 0:22:05what is the name of the elephant
0:22:05 > 0:22:08who "packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus"?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Nellie.- Which National Park in northwest Wales became Britain's third
0:22:11 > 0:22:13National Park when it was created in 1951?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Snowdonia.- Which British duo were coached to Winter Olympic
0:22:16 > 0:22:17success in 1984 by Betty Callaway?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Torvill and Dean.- In the novels by Leslie Charteris, Simon Templar,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24The Robin Hood Of Modern Crime, is better known by what other name?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Pass.- The name of which room in a house,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29originally one in a monastery or convent where conversations
0:22:29 > 0:22:32could take place, comes from the French for "to speak"?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Parlour.- What common term is used for irrational
0:22:35 > 0:22:37behaviour by drivers who react angrily to what
0:22:37 > 0:22:39they regard as bad driving by other people?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Road rage.- Which city, the capital of South Australia,
0:22:42 > 0:22:44is named after the wife of King William the Fourth?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- Brisbane.- Adelaide. What name is given to the bony skeleton of the human head
0:22:48 > 0:22:51that protects the brain and includes the upper jaw and the cranium?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- Skull.- The angry young man Jimmy Porter, features as the anti-hero
0:22:55 > 0:22:58in which play by John Osborne, first performed in 1956?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Pass.- I could tell you, cos your time is up.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Look Back In Anger, is the answer. The other passes. The Saint.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Simon Templar, in those novels, was The Saint.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11To The Manor Born was the much-loved sitcom.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Stephen Hawking wrote A Brief History Of Time.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Moses received the Ten Commandments from God on Mount Sinai,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- and The Full Monty. - Oh, dear.- The film. Oh, dear.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22But, you know, you got 22 points.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32And, finally, Miles Jupp again, please.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36And is it true that you...
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Looking for the polite word, sort of conned your way onto a test
0:23:41 > 0:23:46tour of India, pretending to be a journalist, affiliated journalist.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Yeah, that's right, yeah.- It's true.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52One, I wanted to go on it and see what it would be like, and, also, I thought
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I could become a cricket journalist by pretending to be one.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00I did get some promises of work but they fell, the Western Mail.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- My old newspaper. - Your old newspaper, indeed.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04They wanted me
0:24:04 > 0:24:07to write articles about one cricketer in particular who was injured
0:24:07 > 0:24:14while I was flying to India, so that opportunity to work disappeared,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17so I just wandered round for a month, really, pretending to be busy.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18And nobody bothered, I mean,
0:24:18 > 0:24:21they didn't say, "You're an impostor, Sir?"
0:24:21 > 0:24:22No, there was a bit of that.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24People keep asking, "Who do you work for?" and you go,
0:24:24 > 0:24:26"Ah, you know, lots of people, really."
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Christopher Martin Jenkins asked me,
0:24:28 > 0:24:29every day of the tour, who I worked for.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32And I just mumbled at him so effectively, actually,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35that by the end of the tour he still believed that I was Scottish.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38No, I got found out by a few people,
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I used to be in a children's programme and people recognised me from that,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45and they thought, "How can you do that and now do this?"
0:24:45 > 0:24:47So it became a complete nightmare, really.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50I paid for it myself, I didn't steal money that could have been spent on.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- I was going to ask about that.- No.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56I didn't spend money that could have been spent on grass roots cricket development.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00So it wasn't a financial con, it was just, sort of, an access con.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03And I suppose some people would say, some very cruel people would say,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05if you lied successfully then, obviously,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07you'd make a very good journalist.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10But I wouldn't say that, because I am one.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Right, Miles. You've got 13 points. 24 still the score to beat.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Let's see if you can do it. Here we go, two minutes.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18What completes the opening
0:25:18 > 0:25:21line of the soliloquy that begins, "To be or not to be"?
0:25:21 > 0:25:22"That is the question."
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Which Manchester indie band, fronted by Ian Brown,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28announced their reunion in October 2011?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- The Stone Roses.- Who became the first player to win four major golf
0:25:31 > 0:25:34tournaments consecutively, with his victory at the 2001 Masters?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Tiger Woods.- In Indian cookery, what name is given to deep-fried pastries,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42containing spiced vegetables or meat, that are usually triangular in shape?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Puri.- Samosa. Snuff, published in October 2011,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50is the 39th book in the fantasy series Discworld. Who is the author?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Terry Pratchet.- The Chinese-American artist
0:25:53 > 0:25:55IM Pei designed the controversial metal
0:25:55 > 0:25:58and glass pyramid for which Paris museum?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- The Louvre.- Which 2011 film comedy stars Jason Bateman
0:26:02 > 0:26:06and Charlie Day as workers who despise their intolerable employers?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- Horrible Bosses. - Horrible Bosses, yeah.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12What is the seed of the oak tree commonly called?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- I beg your pardon. - What is the seed of the oak tree commonly called?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- The acorn.- Which garden suburb south of Birmingham was founded after
0:26:18 > 0:26:21the Cadbury brothers moved their chocolate factory there in 1879?
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Bournville.- In which Oscar Wilde play is the central character mislaid
0:26:25 > 0:26:28as a baby, in a handbag at Victoria Station, by the governess Miss Prism?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30The Importance Of Being Earnest.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33The term intestate is used to describe someone who has died
0:26:33 > 0:26:35without doing what?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Writing a will. - Which '90s sitcom about two lads sharing a flat,
0:26:39 > 0:26:42stars Martin Clunes as Gary and Neil Morrissey as Tony?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Men Behaving Badly.- Which iconic American film actor,
0:26:45 > 0:26:47who died young in 1955, is mentioned
0:26:47 > 0:26:51in songs by Daniel Bedingfield, Lou Reed and Don McLean among others?
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- James Dean.- What is the name of the Skye terrier, commemorated by a statue
0:26:55 > 0:26:58in Edinburgh, who spent 14 years watching over his master's grave?
0:26:58 > 0:27:04- Greyfriars Bobby.- Sacha Baron Cohen's character Borat comes from which country?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- Uzbekistan.- Kazakhstan. Near.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Which bird was popularly believed to bury its head in the sand
0:27:10 > 0:27:12when being chased, thinking it couldn't be seen
0:27:12 > 0:27:15because it couldn't see anything itself?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- Ostrich.- The first recorded use of what term for big showy jewellery is
0:27:19 > 0:27:24said to have been made by the rapper Baby Gangsta in his 1999 album
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Chopper City In The Ghetto?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- No, you'll have to help me with that one.- No, I can't,
0:27:28 > 0:27:29cos you're out of time.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I'll tell you. Shall I give it to you?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Costume jewellery?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- It's not costume jewellery. It's bling.- Right. Oh, bling.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37But it didn't matter that you didn't know it,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40because, Miles, you have a total of 27 points.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Well, he romped away with it in the end.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Let's have a look at the scores. In fourth place with 22 points, Wayne Hemingway.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Joint second place,
0:27:58 > 0:27:5924 points apiece,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Rachel Riley and Gary O'Donoghue.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04In first place with 27 points,
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Miles Jupp.
0:28:14 > 0:28:19Miles, come and join us.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Congratulations.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Thank you very much. - Well done.- Thank you.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Obviously the high point of your career so far.- Very much so, yes. Thank you.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Thank you for this, this is incredible.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31You'd have to say that, wouldn't you?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Well, reasonably well brought up, yep.- Well done.
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