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0:00:02 > 0:00:07Four celebrities who hope they know everything there is to know about their specialist subject.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10But can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?

0:00:10 > 0:00:16They've agreed to put themselves in the hot seat for their chosen charity.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19But only one person can be the winner.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42The first celebrity in the spotlight tonight is comedian

0:00:42 > 0:00:45and actress Crissy Rock - her specialist subject is

0:00:45 > 0:00:48The Life and Work of Toulouse-Lautrec.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Paralympic gold medallist Hannah Cockroft is next

0:00:51 > 0:00:55in the firing line - her subject is rock band McFly.

0:00:55 > 0:01:01BBC Entertainment Correspondent Lizo Mzimba takes on George Smiley novels of John Le Carre.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03And the crime writer Val McDermid,

0:01:03 > 0:01:06has chosen The Life Of The Playwright Christopher Marlowe.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08APPLAUSE

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Hello, I'm John Humphrys and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Tonight, four famous faces will take on television's ultimate test of nerves and knowledge.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28They will have to answer one-and-a-half minutes

0:01:28 > 0:01:32on their specialist subject and two minutes on general knowledge.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35The reward for the winner is this handsome trophy

0:01:35 > 0:01:36and far more importantly,

0:01:36 > 0:01:40the huge kudos of becoming one of the nation's Masterminds.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44So, let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- And your name is? - Crissy Rock.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Your chosen charity? - Families Fighting For Justice.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- And your chosen subject? - The Life And Works Of Toulouse-Lautrec.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Toulouse-Lautrec in 90 seconds starting now.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Toulouse-Lautrec is particularly associated with which district of Paris,

0:02:08 > 0:02:09the centre of the city's nightlife,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11where he took lodgings in the 1880s?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Montmartre.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14While studying under Fernand Cormon,

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Lautrec met Emile Bernard

0:02:15 > 0:02:17and which other artist,

0:02:17 > 0:02:19of whom he painted a portrait in 1887?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Van Gogh.- Lautrec was commissioned to design

0:02:21 > 0:02:24a series of posters for the second season

0:02:24 > 0:02:27of which celebrated Montmartre nightclub in 1890?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Was it the Moulin Rouge?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32It was. In 1887, Lautrec held an exhibition

0:02:32 > 0:02:34of paintings in Toulouse,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36the title of which was an anagram of his own name.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37What was it called?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Treclau.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41The lethal cocktail attributed to Lautrec

0:02:41 > 0:02:42is known by what name?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44It contains three parts absinthe

0:02:44 > 0:02:46to three parts cognac, served with ice.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Earthquake. - Yes or Tremblement De Terre.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Who was Lautrec's first art teacher?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53He was a deaf mute who specialised in painting horses?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Rene Princeteau.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Moulin Rouge - La Goulue

0:02:56 > 0:02:58is the first known example of Lautrec's use

0:02:58 > 0:02:59of what artistic process?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Its name comes from the Greek for stone writing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, lithography.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07What was the nickname of Loie Fuller,

0:03:07 > 0:03:09an American burlesque artist

0:03:09 > 0:03:11and pioneer of modern dance,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13who was a favourite of Lautrec?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Couch... Cou... I can't say it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Do it in English.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19The Clown.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21No, the Electricity Fairy.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Dr Gabriel Tapie De Celeyran was Lautrec's very tall

0:03:24 > 0:03:27and almost constant companion around the nightlife of Paris.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28How were they related?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29He was his cousin.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31What name did Lautrec give to his 1889 painting

0:03:31 > 0:03:32of his fellow artist,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Suzanne Valadon, whom he also taught?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35BEEP

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, the lon...

0:03:37 > 0:03:38You wouldn't know it

0:03:38 > 0:03:40because obviously you've never had one.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Actually, it was The Hangover. - Oh!- Yeah, I know.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Crissy, you got eight points.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47APPLAUSE

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And our next contender, please.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Your name is? - Hannah Cockroft.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Charity? - Forget Me Not Children's Hospice.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- And your specialist subject? - McFly.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20McFly in 90 seconds. Here we go.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23McFly took their name from the character played by Michael J Fox

0:04:23 > 0:04:24in which series of films?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Back To The Future.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What is the name of McFly's drummer,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29who won Strictly Come Dancing in 2011

0:04:29 > 0:04:32with his partner Aliona Vilani?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Harry Judd.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35With which band did McFly collaborate on a cover version

0:04:35 > 0:04:36of Build Me Up Buttercup

0:04:36 > 0:04:39that appeared on the Crashed The Wedding single in 2003?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Busted.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42What is the title of the 2006 film

0:04:42 > 0:04:45in which the band appear, with Lindsay Lohan

0:04:45 > 0:04:46as Ashley Albright?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Just My Luck.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49What is the name of the band's bass player who beat

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Mark Wright to be crowned King Of The Jungle in 2011?

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Dougie Poynter.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55What BRIT award did McFly win in 2005,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57with Jodie Kidd presenting it to them?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Best British Pop Act.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Danny Jones comes from which town in Greater Manchester?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Bolton.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04What is the title of the song that Tom and Danny,

0:05:04 > 0:05:07with James Bourne of Busted, wrote together to give McFly

0:05:07 > 0:05:09their second number one single?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Obviously.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Five Colours In Her Hair was inspired

0:05:12 > 0:05:13by which television show

0:05:13 > 0:05:16because Tom and Danny say they both fancied Sooz,

0:05:16 > 0:05:17one of the characters?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh...pass.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21What name did the group give to their own record label,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24set up in 2008? They released Radio: ACTIVE on it

0:05:24 > 0:05:27before striking a new deal with Universal Island.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Super Records.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Which McFly track did NASA play

0:05:30 > 0:05:32on the International Space Station

0:05:32 > 0:05:34while it was orbiting the Earth in 2009?

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Star Girl.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Tom Fletcher claims he was made up

0:05:37 > 0:05:39when asked to audition to play a lead role

0:05:39 > 0:05:40in which stage musical?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44As a child, he had already played Kipper in the show.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Erm...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oliver?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49While recording in Atlanta

0:05:49 > 0:05:51with the producer Dallas Austin

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- BEEP - in December 2008,

0:05:53 > 0:05:54McFly had dinner

0:05:54 > 0:05:57at the apartment of which rock superstar?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Er, Bruce Springsteen.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00It was Elton John.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02You had one pass.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06That television show that inspired Five Colours In Her Hair

0:06:06 > 0:06:11was As If but you've actually got 11 points.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Yay!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14APPLAUSE

0:06:24 > 0:06:26And our next contender, please.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Name? - Lizo Mzimba.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Charity? - Save The Children.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- And your chosen subject? - The George Smiley Novels Of John Le Carre.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44The George Smiley novels in 90 seconds starting now.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45By what slightly disparaging name,

0:06:45 > 0:06:47taken from its London location,

0:06:47 > 0:06:48does the master spy George Smiley

0:06:48 > 0:06:50usually refer to London Station?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- The Circus. - What is the code-name

0:06:52 > 0:06:54of the Soviet spy-master in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy,

0:06:54 > 0:06:55responsible for recruiting

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and placing moles within the British Secret Service?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Karla.- In which country did Smiley spend the early years

0:07:00 > 0:07:03of World War II, carrying out spying activities

0:07:03 > 0:07:05under the cover of being a Swiss arms dealer?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Germany.- Sweden.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08What breed of dog does Smiley pretend he wants

0:07:08 > 0:07:11as a guard dog, so that he can covertly interview

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Major Harriman about Mrs Rode's dog

0:07:13 > 0:07:14in A Murder Of Quality?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15An Alsatian.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17In Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Smiley tells Guillam that he interviewed Karla,

0:07:19 > 0:07:20then known as Gerstmann,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22in prison in order to convince him to defect.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24In which city was the prison?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Delhi.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27In The Honourable Schoolboy what is the name of the house

0:07:27 > 0:07:30in Hong Kong, used by British intelligence to spy on China,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32that has been closed down and put up for sale?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- High Haven. - According to Smiley,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36what set of rules decree that an agent

0:07:36 > 0:07:38physically carrying a message

0:07:38 > 0:07:40must also carry the means to discard it?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Moscow Rules.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42In A Murder of Quality,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Stella Rode writes to the agony aunt of a journal,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47because she thinks her husband is trying to kill her.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Which journal is it?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50The Christian Voice.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52In Smiley's People, Smiley deposits a box of items

0:07:52 > 0:07:55for safekeeping in the men's cloakroom of which London hotel?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56The Savoy.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59At which school is the former agent Jim Prideaux hired to

0:07:59 > 0:08:01teach languages after the untimely death

0:08:01 > 0:08:02of the previous teacher

0:08:02 > 0:08:04in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Thursgood's.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Jim Prideaux tells Smiley that he and Control

0:08:07 > 0:08:09gave one of the five possible moles

0:08:09 > 0:08:11within the Circus the codename Tinker.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Which one?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Alleline.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- What cargo... - BEEP

0:08:15 > 0:08:17..has regularly been flown to China by Ricardo,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20the pilot originally thought to be dead in The Honourable Schoolboy?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Opium.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Lizo, you too have 11 points.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28APPLAUSE

0:08:36 > 0:08:38And our final contender, please.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Name? - Val McDermid.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Charity? - Eaves.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- And your chosen subject? - Life Of Christopher Marlowe.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Christopher Marlowe in 90 seconds.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58At which Cambridge college was Marlowe a student from 1580,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00where he is thought to have written

0:09:00 > 0:09:01a translation of Ovid's Amores

0:09:01 > 0:09:03and parts of his earliest play, Dido, Queen Of Carthage?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Corpus Christi.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Marlowe is widely thought

0:09:06 > 0:09:07to have popularised which verse form,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09also called unrhymed iambic pentameter,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12which was widely used by his contemporary, Shakespeare?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Blank verse. - Which acting company

0:09:13 > 0:09:16gave the first known performance of Marlowe's play

0:09:16 > 0:09:19The Jew of Malta on the 26th of February 1592?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Lord Strange's Men.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Marlowe was almost prevented from receiving his MA.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It was awarded after which royal body

0:09:25 > 0:09:27wrote to the Cambridge authorities,

0:09:27 > 0:09:28praising his good service to the Queen

0:09:28 > 0:09:31on matters touching the benefit of his country?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Privy Council.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Marlowe's friend, Thomas Watson

0:09:34 > 0:09:36killed an innkeeper from Bishopsgate in 1859

0:09:36 > 0:09:37after which Watson and Marlowe

0:09:37 > 0:09:39were arrested on suspicion of murder.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Name the innkeeper.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42William Bradley.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44In which prison was the dungeon known as Limbo,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46where Marlowe was first imprisoned and manacled

0:09:46 > 0:09:48after his arrest in September 1589?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Newgate.- What is the title of the poem,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52traditionally attributed to Sir Walter Raleigh,

0:09:52 > 0:09:53that is a reply to Marlowe's

0:09:53 > 0:09:55The Passionate Shepherd to His Love?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56The Nymph Replies.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Marlowe was also arrested in Flushing

0:09:58 > 0:09:59in the Netherlands in 1592

0:09:59 > 0:10:02and deported back to England for which crime?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Coining.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Which of Marlowe's plays contains the famous line

0:10:06 > 0:10:07about Helen of Troy,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09"Was this the face that launched a thousand ships"?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Doctor Faustus.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12According to the coroner's report,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Marlowe was stabbed to death on 30th of May 1593

0:10:14 > 0:10:17in an argument over a bill for food and drink?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Who stabbed him?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Ingram Frizer.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Which poem, unfinished by Marlowe

0:10:21 > 0:10:22at the time of his death,

0:10:22 > 0:10:25was completed by the poet and dramatist George Chapman

0:10:25 > 0:10:26and published in 1598?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hero And Leander. BEEP

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Not quite time to give you another one there.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- You have also 11 points.- Thank you.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37APPLAUSE

0:10:45 > 0:10:49So, that's the end of the first round and what a close contest.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Let's have a look at the scores.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52In fourth place, eight points, Crissy Rock.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Joint first place, 11 points apiece -

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hannah Cockroft, Lizo Mzimba

0:10:57 > 0:10:59and Val McDermid.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02APPLAUSE

0:11:04 > 0:11:06So, it's the General Knowledge round now

0:11:06 > 0:11:08and this might very well sort them out.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11If there is a tie at the end of it, the number of passes is

0:11:11 > 0:11:15taken into account and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18So, let's get on with it and ask Crissy to join us again now please.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- Not me again!- Yes, you again, I'm afraid. This is the difficult bit.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28- Oh.- I know. You'll be brilliant. Look, Toulouse-Lautrec you chose...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Yes.- ..for your specialist round.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33The exact opposite end of the spectrum that was a very

0:11:33 > 0:11:35important part of your life.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You know what I'm going to say - I'm A Celebrity.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- That was the best thing I ever did in my life.- Really?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- It really was. - But you nearly didn't do it.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You've got to skydive in, haven't you?

0:11:46 > 0:11:50I was going to do the skydive, that's why I took me teeth out

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- because I thought. - You took your teeth out?- Yeah.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57I've got false teeth and I thought if I dive out, where will the teeth go?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Will they go in? Will they go out?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05If they fell out, I wouldn't have been able to do a bushtucker trial.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11So, I thought I would do it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13When it went up 12,500 foot -

0:12:13 > 0:12:17I didn't think a helicopter could get that high -

0:12:17 > 0:12:21the door opened and the most horrendous noise, I refused to jump.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- But you'd taken your teeth out by then?- Yeah.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26When I landed, I went, "Where's me teeth?"

0:12:26 > 0:12:28And they went, "They're where you should have landed."

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- So you were separated from your teeth by...- I was.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- They had to send two helicopters. - To get your teeth?- Yeah.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Two choppers to get my choppers.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER

0:12:40 > 0:12:41It was amazing.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45They had to send the helicopter to get the teeth and then they had

0:12:45 > 0:12:49to send another helicopter to film that helicopter to get my choppers.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Then they came back, I gave them a kiss and put them back in.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00My luxury item was Poligrip!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04LAUGHTER

0:13:08 > 0:13:12All right, well, with your teeth in you got eight points.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Here we go General Knowledge, two minutes this time. Here we go.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Baguettes, focaccia and naan

0:13:18 > 0:13:20are all types of what food?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Bread.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22In the cartoon series,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Sylvester the cat was forever trying to catch

0:13:24 > 0:13:25which little yellow canary?

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Tweety Pie.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Which member of the Royal Family was given the title Princess Royal in 1987?

0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Diane.- Princess Anne.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33On which Mediterranean island

0:13:33 > 0:13:35are the resorts of El Arenal and Magaluf?

0:13:35 > 0:13:36- Spain.- Majorca.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Which John Lennon song includes the lines,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42"You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one"?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Say that again.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Which John Lennon song includes the lines,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48"You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one"?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49It's a song.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52It is a song. I want to know the name of it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- I haven't got a clue. - We'll take that as a pass.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57What stretchy, spandex fibre,

0:13:57 > 0:14:00also known as elastane, is used in swimwear

0:14:00 > 0:14:01and exercise clothes

0:14:01 > 0:14:03and was introduced in 1958 by Du Pont?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Spandex.- Lycra.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07In Wuthering Heights, which character has a passionate

0:14:07 > 0:14:10relationship with Catherine Earnshaw,

0:14:10 > 0:14:11but marries Isabella Linton?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Pass.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14What name is given to the thick cream

0:14:14 > 0:14:15made by heating milk slowly

0:14:15 > 0:14:18in shallow pans then skimming off the lumps that form on the surface?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It is a speciality of Devon and Cornwall.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Clotted cream.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Which city is the capital of the Italian region of Tuscany?

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Pass.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30In the human body, what are produced by the lacrimal glands,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33found above the outer corner of the eye?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Tear ducts.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Which singer became a star after taking the title

0:14:37 > 0:14:41role in the original stage version of the musical Evita?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Madonna.- Elaine Paige.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44The name of which garden plant with pointed leaves

0:14:44 > 0:14:48and large flower spikes comes from the Latin for "little sword"?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Cactus.- Gladiolus.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53In which classic 1959 film do Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon join

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Sweet Sue's all-girl band after witnessing a Mob massacre?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Haven't got a clue.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Alpha, beta and gamma are the first three letters of which alphabet?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Greek.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Which Liverpool-born comedy performer played the entire Balowski

0:15:09 > 0:15:11family in the TV series The Young Ones?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Rik Mayall.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Alexei Sayle.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I was close.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19In the novel by DH Lawrence...

0:15:18 > 0:15:19BEEP

0:15:19 > 0:15:24..what was the occupation of Lady Chatterley's Lover Oliver Mellors?

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Was he a gardener?

0:15:25 > 0:15:26He was a gamekeeper.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Ah, well.- Nearly there. - Never mind.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30You had four passes.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Some Like It Hot was the name of that Jack Lemmon/Tony Curtis movie.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Florence is the capital of Tuscany, Heathcliff was Wuthering Heights.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, yeah.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43And you'll kick yourself, you're from Liverpool as well,

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- "You may say I'm a dreamer" - Imagine.- I know.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Anyway, Crissy, you've now got a total of 13 points.- Yes!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53APPLAUSE

0:16:02 > 0:16:05And now Hannah again please.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Right, Hannah, 11 points you've got already.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20You've also got, rather more importantly some might say,

0:16:20 > 0:16:24two gold medals and the World Championship

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- records for the 100 and 200 metre wheelchair race.- Yeah.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Your father made your wheelchair.

0:16:31 > 0:16:37Yeah, my dad is a sheet metal worker and we bought the original chair,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39but all the race chairs are made to fit

0:16:39 > 0:16:43and my chair came back a little bit not made to fit.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45So instead of sending it back to America,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48my dad just cut it up and made it all right.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51It lasted me three years and then it got to the World Championships,

0:16:51 > 0:16:55it was being held together by duct tape and it was falling apart

0:16:55 > 0:16:56so we bought a new one.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58But it got its work out of it.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03I'll say. Now, Rio in four years, I guess you'll be there.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07That's the plan, yeah. Got a bit of work to do before then.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11We've got World Championships in July next year so everything to work for.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I've got a double World Champion title to defend,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16I've got world records to break. I've got things to do!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Let's see how you do now then with your general knowledge.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Here we go, two minutes of general knowledge starting now.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25What colour are the 50 stars on the American flag?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26White.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Arabian or dromedary, with one hump and bactrian with two humps,

0:17:30 > 0:17:31are the species of which animal?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Camels.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35How is the pop star Jessica Cornish better known,

0:17:35 > 0:17:37her debut single was called Do It Like A Dude?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Jessie J.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41The rhyme, "Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived"

0:17:41 > 0:17:43refers to the fate of the wives of which English king?

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Henry VIII.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47What is the name of the animated television character who

0:17:47 > 0:17:49works as a safety inspector at the Springfield nuclear power plant?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Homer Simpson.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Honey and strawberry are descriptions of which hair colour?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Blonde.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Who achieved a record sixth British gold medal

0:17:56 > 0:18:01when he won the Men's Keirin race in the 2012 London Olympics?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh... Er...

0:18:04 > 0:18:06No, pass.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08The South Korean rapper known as Psy, topped

0:18:08 > 0:18:13the singles charts in countries worldwide in 2012 with which song?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Gangnam Style.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17What word can mean both an infection you can catch and a program

0:18:17 > 0:18:20written to go into a computer without the user's knowledge

0:18:20 > 0:18:21or permission?

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Virus.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Which former ballerina has joined Strictly Come Dancing

0:18:25 > 0:18:26as a judge, replacing Alesha Dixon?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Erm... Angelina Ballerina, I don't know.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Darcey Bussell.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34The yellowish tissue dentine makes up most of which part of the body?

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Pass.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37What fruit, originally from South-East Asia but now

0:18:37 > 0:18:39established in many tropical regions,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41grows in clusters known as "hands"?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Bananas.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Who provides the voice of Shrek's donkey companion in the film franchise?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Mike Myers.- Eddie Murphy.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Dabbling and diving are widely regarded as the two main

0:18:51 > 0:18:53types of which water bird?

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- Swan?- Ducks.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57What is the name of the baby girl born to the singer Beyonce

0:18:57 > 0:18:59and her rapper husband, Jay-Z?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Er... Something really stupid like Angel or something.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's stupid, but it's Blue.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Tyrol, Vorarlberg and Salzburg are provinces of which European country?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Germany.- Austria.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14What type of competitive skiing involves following a zig-zag

0:19:14 > 0:19:16course between up to 75 gates?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Slalom.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22What common feature of Britain's seaside towns does Southend-on-Sea have

0:19:22 > 0:19:25that is claimed to be the longest in the world?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25BEEP

0:19:25 > 0:19:27A pier.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32Two passes, Hannah. That part of the body with dentine is the tooth

0:19:32 > 0:19:34and you'll hate yourself, it was Chris Hoy.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Oh, man, I should have known that! - But, Hannah, you have 22 points.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41APPLAUSE

0:19:50 > 0:19:57And now, Lizo, join us again, please. You've also got 11 points.

0:19:57 > 0:20:02- Now, you're showbiz correspondent. - Yes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07Sceptics might say you guys can only report what

0:20:07 > 0:20:10they allow you to report. Anything in that?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No, I don't think that's true, John.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16We will ask other stuff as well and sometimes they'll say,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19"We'd rather you didn't ask that" and we say, "We are going to ask about

0:20:19 > 0:20:22"it because we think it's a question that people should know about.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25"If you don't want to let that go ahead, fine, but we'll ask."

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Do you get to know these characters? I mean the stars.- Only very vaguely.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33You tend to chat to them in five second chunks.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Some of them are very good at appearing to be your

0:20:35 > 0:20:38best friend for the best part of that time.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41I don't think I've had a really bad interview with anybody where

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I've come out thinking, "They're not very nice."

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- They do their job, we do ours.- Right, well, you've got 11 points, Lizo.

0:20:47 > 0:20:4922 is now the score to beat.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Let's see if we can do that with your general knowledge.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Here we go, two minutes.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Which city was officially recognised as the capital of Wales in 1955?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Cardiff.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01According to folklore, whose hiding place was the hollowed-out

0:21:01 > 0:21:03trunk of the Major Oak in Sherwood Forest?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Robin Hood.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09In golf, what term is used for a score of one under par for a hole?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11A birdie.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Who won her third Oscar in 2012 when she took the Best Actress

0:21:13 > 0:21:16award for her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady?

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Meryl Streep.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Which organ, responsible for regulating chemical

0:21:20 > 0:21:23levels in the blood, is the heaviest internal organ of the human body?

0:21:23 > 0:21:24The liver.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26In the Harry Potter novels by JK Rowling,

0:21:26 > 0:21:28what kind of animal is Mrs Norris, the caretaker's pet?

0:21:28 > 0:21:29A cat.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Hosni Mubarak was the President of which country for nearly 30 years

0:21:33 > 0:21:36until he was forced to step down in 2011 after a popular uprising?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Egypt.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40What word is used to describe foods produced without

0:21:40 > 0:21:42the use of artificial pesticides or fertilisers?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Organic.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Adam Levine is the lead singer with which band,

0:21:46 > 0:21:49whose biggest hits include Payphone and Moves Like Jagger?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Oh, gosh, Queen. I don't know.- Maroon 5.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55What is the name of the FA's National Football Centre

0:21:55 > 0:21:59near Burton-on-Trent, officially opened in October 2012?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Burton-on-Trent Centre. - St George's Park.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Which former Emmerdale

0:22:02 > 0:22:04actress plays the new companion in Doctor Who?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06She was first seen as Oswin Oswald,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09the sole survivor of a crashed spaceship, captured by the Daleks.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Jenna-Louise Coleman.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Harris in the Hebrides and Donegal in Ireland give their names to

0:22:14 > 0:22:17types of what rough-surfaced, woollen fabric?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Wool.- Tweed.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20In which country is the Kruger National Park?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22South Africa.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24What name is given to grass that has been cut and dried -

0:22:24 > 0:22:26it's often used as food for horses and other livestock?

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Hay.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30In October 1992, who married Michelle Robinson, a young lawyer

0:22:30 > 0:22:34he had met while working in the Chicago law firm of Sidley Austin?

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Barack Obama.

0:22:35 > 0:22:40Which award-winning artist appeared at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

0:22:40 > 0:22:43dressed as her alter ego, the masculine Jo Calderone?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Lady Gaga.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47What is the name of the British Formula One driver who had

0:22:47 > 0:22:51a small voiceover part in the animated film Cars 2?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Lewis Hamilton.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55What word for a state of complete disorder or chaos...

0:22:54 > 0:22:55BEEP

0:22:55 > 0:22:58..comes from the Greek for "without a ruler"?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Entropy.- No, it's anarchy.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08There we go. No passes. Lizo, you have 25 points.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11APPLAUSE

0:23:17 > 0:23:20And finally, Val again please.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27You went to Oxford when you were a youngster

0:23:27 > 0:23:32- and apparently you had to learn to "speak proper".- I did, yes.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36I grew up in Fife and in Fife we have a very strong accent

0:23:36 > 0:23:37and we speak very quickly.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41So we talk like that all the time and folk dinnae ken what we're saying.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Sorry?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I went to my first tutorial and started reading my essay and my

0:23:45 > 0:23:48tutor stopped me and said, "I'm most frightfully sorry,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50"Miss McDermid, but I haven't understood a word you've said.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54- "Might we go back to beginning again?"- And you said?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57I went back to the beginning and started to speak a little more slowly.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59But, essentially,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I realised that I was going to have to learn to speak English.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05What you are very good at is writing detective books.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Is the plot all worked out in your head before you

0:24:08 > 0:24:14- sit at the typewriter or computer? - I know the general arc of the story.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17So I know basically who's going to die and I know what I'm aiming

0:24:17 > 0:24:23for as the resolution, but really it develops and changes as I go along.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26So what might it be? Give me, if you can, an illustration of you see something or

0:24:26 > 0:24:30think of something and then think, "If I twisted it around..."

0:24:30 > 0:24:33A friend of mine has a son who was a medical student

0:24:33 > 0:24:37and he and his friends were out one Friday night having a drink

0:24:37 > 0:24:38and as they came back from the pub,

0:24:38 > 0:24:41they came upon a young man being set upon by a group of youths.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Being nice lads, they chased off the attackers.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Then they went back to make sure the guy on the ground was OK.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49That's the point where the police turn up.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52So you've got four young men smelling of drink, a bit sweaty,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54they've got blood on their hands

0:24:54 > 0:24:56and there's a guy on the floor who's seriously injured.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00Luckily the guy on the floor was still conscious and able to explain

0:25:00 > 0:25:04that these were not the assailants, they were the good Samaritans.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09I'm hearing this story and thinking, "What if he'd been unconscious?"

0:25:09 > 0:25:11"What if he'd been dead?"

0:25:11 > 0:25:14There was the starting point for a book that became

0:25:14 > 0:25:17The Distant Echo about four young men who come home from a party

0:25:17 > 0:25:20and find a dying woman in the snow.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Right, you've got 11 points.

0:25:22 > 0:25:2425 is now the score to beat.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Let's see if you can do it with your general knowledge. Here we go.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Which fictional detective's trusty companion is Doctor Watson?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Sherlock Holmes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33The penny-farthing is an early form of what?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Bicycle.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Which group of islands became the 50th American

0:25:36 > 0:25:37state on the 21st of August 1959?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Hawaii.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Whose tenure as Britain's Prime Minister from 1997 to 2007 was

0:25:42 > 0:25:44the longest of any Labour prime minister?

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Tony Blair.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Which 1984 film features three unemployed parapsychology professors,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51played by Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Ghostbusters.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Grenache and Pinot Noir are varieties of which fruit?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Grape.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00In September 2011, scientists at the CERN Laboratory in Geneva claimed

0:26:00 > 0:26:03to have found particles travelling faster than the speed of what?

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Light.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Which team played their first league game in the fourth

0:26:07 > 0:26:10tier of Scottish football in August 2012, drawing away at Peterhead?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Rangers.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Who played the part of President Bartlett in the television

0:26:14 > 0:26:16series The West Wing?

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Martin Sheen.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Anne Sebba's book That Woman, is a biography of which American divorcee

0:26:20 > 0:26:22who married into the British Royal Family. Who was she?

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Wallis Simpson.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Which town on the Northumberland coast

0:26:25 > 0:26:27is the most northerly in England?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Berwick-Upon-Tweed.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32What alteration to our clocks

0:26:32 > 0:26:34was introduced during the First World War?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Daylight Saving Time. - British Summer Time.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Ian Rankin took three of his book titles, Let It Bleed, Beggars Banquet

0:26:40 > 0:26:42and Black and Blue, from albums by which rock group?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Rolling Stones.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47What substance is hardened by being treated with sulphur at a high

0:26:47 > 0:26:49temperature, in a process known as vulcanisation?

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Rubber.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52The swimming pool has been a consistent

0:26:52 > 0:26:54feature of the work of which British artist?

0:26:54 > 0:26:55David Hockney.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58What name is given to food prepared according to Jewish dietary laws?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Kosher.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02In 1932, the American aviator Amelia Earhart

0:27:02 > 0:27:05became the first woman to fly solo across which ocean?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07The Atlantic.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09What is the name of the actor and singer who first achieved fame

0:27:09 > 0:27:13when he appeared as Leonard Jeffrey "Oz" Osborne in the television

0:27:13 > 0:27:14series Auf Wiedersehen Pet?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Pass.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Which grain crop, dating back to the Incas,

0:27:18 > 0:27:20is still a staple food in the Andes?

0:27:20 > 0:27:21- Maize.- Quinoa.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Which British king was convicted of treason

0:27:23 > 0:27:24and beheaded in 1649?

0:27:24 > 0:27:25Charles I.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28What name is given to a flat-bottomed boat with square ends...

0:27:28 > 0:27:29BEEP

0:27:29 > 0:27:32..usually propelled by a long pole pushed against the bottom of a river?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Punt.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39One pass. The name of that actor who was in Auf Wiedersehen Pet was Jimmy Nail.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42But, you have, Val, 29 points.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46APPLAUSE

0:27:53 > 0:27:57An emphatic victory there. Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59In fourth place, 13 points, Crissy Rock.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Third place, 22 points, Hannah Cockcroft.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Second place, 25 points, Lizo Mzimba.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08In first place with 29 points, Val McDermid.

0:28:08 > 0:28:13APPLAUSE

0:28:19 > 0:28:25- Val, come and join us. There it is. Congratulations.- Thank you.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28I was thinking it might make a decent murder weapon

0:28:28 > 0:28:31in one of your... Mightn't it?

0:28:31 > 0:28:35- This end isn't as sharp as I thought it was.- Well done.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Thank you very much and thank you all for watching Celebrity Mastermind.

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