Episode 3

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04I just don't want to embarrass myself, that's all.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06If I can finish in the top four, I'll be happy.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09I've never done it before, and I thought,

0:00:09 > 0:00:12"Why not jump in at the deep end?" Boy, I'm an idiot!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14The worst thing would be falling over on the way to the chair!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Four celebrities who hope they know everything there is to know

0:00:18 > 0:00:20about their specialist subject.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42First in the spotlight tonight

0:00:42 > 0:00:45is the Formula 1 commentator James Allen.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47His specialist subject is Roald Dahl.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Next, the actor David Bradley.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53He's answering questions on the late, great comedian Max Wall.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57A modern comedian, Chris Ramsey, will be tested on The Sopranos.

0:00:57 > 0:01:02And from Citizen Khan, Shobu Kapoor will be answering questions

0:01:02 > 0:01:04on Jack Kerouac's On The Road.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06APPLAUSE

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Hello. I'm John Humphrys, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Tonight, our famous four will be taken out of their comfort zone

0:01:25 > 0:01:28to show us what they know or don't know.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31The one who knows the most will take home this handsome trophy,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33and the title, the honour that goes with it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37They get 90 seconds for their specialist subject

0:01:37 > 0:01:39and two minutes for general knowledge.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43So let's get on with it and ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52And your name is? James Allen.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Your chosen charity? CLIC Sargent cancer care for children.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58And your chosen subject? The life and children's books of Roald Dahl.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Roald Dahl in 90 seconds, starting now.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04In Charlie And The Chocolate Factory the finders of the golden tickets

0:02:04 > 0:02:06hidden inside Willy Wonka's chocolate bars win a visit

0:02:06 > 0:02:08to his factory. How many golden tickets are there?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Five. Yep. When Dahl was homesick

0:02:10 > 0:02:12at boarding school in Weston-super-Mare,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14he would work out the direction of his home in Wales

0:02:14 > 0:02:16using what body of water as a guide?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Severn? The Bristol Channel. What is the name of the cleaning company

0:02:19 > 0:02:22in The Giraffe And The Pelly And Me, hired by the Duke of Hampshire?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24The Ladderless Window-Cleaning Company. Yes!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Which teacher grows whiskers and a tail

0:02:26 > 0:02:28when the Magic Finger is put on her?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Oh...pass.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33In his autobiography Boy, Dahl says that his nanny told him

0:02:33 > 0:02:36that swallowing toothbrush bristles causes what?

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Appendicitis. Yes.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40In Danny The Champion Of The World, Danny's father tells him

0:02:40 > 0:02:42the old poachers secret that certain birds

0:02:42 > 0:02:44can be caught with raisins and horsehair. What type of birds?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Pheasants. Yep. What name was given

0:02:46 > 0:02:48to the prefects at Dahl's public school, Repton,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51who he says have "power of life or death" over the junior boys?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Boazers. Yeah. The BFG taught himself to write

0:02:54 > 0:02:57using a copy of Nicholas Nickleby that he'd borrowed many years ago.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Who does he initially say the book is by?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Darles Chickens. Yes. At the beginning of the Second World War,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Dahl flew low-level training flights over the Great Rift Valley

0:03:05 > 0:03:08and watched herds of animals stampeding below.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09What type of plane was he flying?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12A Gladiator. A Tiger Moth. Three men try to take revenge on Mr Fox,

0:03:12 > 0:03:15who's been stealing from them. They are Boggis the chicken farmer,

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Bean the turkey and apple farmer, and a duck and goose farmer

0:03:18 > 0:03:20described as a pot-bellied dwarf. What's his name?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Bunce. Yeah. In Charlie And The Chocolate Factory,

0:03:22 > 0:03:25which of the children who visit Willy Wonka's factory is rejected

0:03:25 > 0:03:28by the squirrels as "a bad nut" and thrown down the rubbish chute?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Veruca Salt. Yes. In James And The Giant Peach,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32the Old Green Grasshopper becomes a member of...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34BEEPS ..which orchestra?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Er, the New York Philharmonic.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, it's the New York Symphony. I dunno.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, go on. I'll give it to you.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Trouble is, they'll all want one now. Right.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46James. The one you didn't know, that you passed on,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49the teacher who grows whiskers, etc, is Mrs Winter. Ah.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52But with the charity of the judging team up there, you've got 9 points.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Thank you.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56APPLAUSE

0:04:02 > 0:04:05And our next contender, please.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13And your name is? David Bradley.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Your chosen charity?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17The Shakespeare Hospice, Stratford-upon-Avon.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19And your chosen subject?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22The life and career of Max Wall. Max Wall,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24the great comedian, in 90 seconds. Here we go.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Max Wall is best-remembered for his stage character

0:04:27 > 0:04:29who wore black tights and big boots, played the piano

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and had a funny walk. What was his name?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Professor Wallofski. Yes, it was. Wall was born in Brixton in 1908.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36What was the family's real surname?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Lorimer. Yep.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40During the First World War, the young Max survived a bomb

0:04:40 > 0:04:42dropped on the family home from a Zeppelin

0:04:42 > 0:04:44because he was protected by what?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46By, er, the frame of a steel bed.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yes, a heavy bedstead. Wall was booked by the BBC

0:04:48 > 0:04:51as a resident comedian on the Sunday evening radio programme

0:04:51 > 0:04:53on which he shared a bill with Frankie Howerd.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55What was the programme called?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Variety Bandbox. Yes. Wall says in his autobiography

0:04:57 > 0:05:00that he made his stage debut at the age of two with his father,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Jack Lorimer, who was performing under what stage name?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Jock Lorimer. No, the Hielan' Laddie.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Wall met his first wife while she was part of a dance trio, and they

0:05:08 > 0:05:11went on to have five children together. What was her name?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Marian Pola. Yep. The show Panama Hattie

0:05:13 > 0:05:17that featured Wall abruptly had to close after the theatre

0:05:17 > 0:05:20where it was being staged was bombed. Which theatre?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Piccadilly Theatre. Yes. Wall's step-father was a variety artist

0:05:23 > 0:05:25who went by the name Harry Bentley. What was his real name,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27which inspired Wall's own stage name?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Harry Wallace. Yes. For his appearance

0:05:29 > 0:05:32in the 1954 revue White Horse Inn at the Empress Hall in London,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Wall was trained by Arnold Gerschwiler in what new skill?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ice skating. Yes!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Wall and his wife Marian changed the name of the family home

0:05:39 > 0:05:43after the birth of their twins in 1953 from Five Walls to what?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Seven Walls. Yes. In 1972, Wall toured the UK

0:05:46 > 0:05:49supporting which rock band on their Rock'n'Roll Circus tour?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Mott The Hoople. Yep! Which fading music-hall artist

0:05:52 > 0:05:55did Wall play in the '74 Greenwich Theatre production...

0:05:55 > 0:05:57BEEPING ..of John Osborne's The Entertainer,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59directed by the author himself?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Archie Rice. Is correct! Good score.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04No passes, 11 points.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Thank you.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08APPLAUSE

0:06:15 > 0:06:17And our next contender, please.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23And your name is?

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Chris Ramsey, modern comedian.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26CHUCKLING: Your chosen charity?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Gateshead Crossroads Young Carers. And your chosen subject?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31The Sopranos. The Sopranos.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33In a minute and a half. Here we go.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36The series revolves around the Mafia boss Tony Soprano

0:06:36 > 0:06:38and his family. In which American state is it mainly set?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39New Jersey.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42When Tony finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45his psychiatrist Dr Melfi increases one of his medications. Which one?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Prozac.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49During a golf game at the country club as a guest of his neighbour,

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Tony is asked about the authenticity of which film?

0:06:52 > 0:06:53The Godfather.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55What is the name of Artie Bucco's restaurant, which Tony arranges

0:06:55 > 0:06:58to have burned down in order to avoid a murder taking place there?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Vesuvio.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02What is the name of the priest who keeps Tony's wife Carmela

0:07:02 > 0:07:05company while he is looking at colleges with their daughter Meadow?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09The priest stays overnight and later admits to Carmela that he was tempted by her.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Father Intintola.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Carmela buys and develops a plot of land with her father.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15She tells Tony its sale price when they are

0:07:15 > 0:07:17discussing getting back together. How much?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20A million.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21$600,000.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Dr Melfi uses an unusual phrase to say goodbye to Tony when she sees him

0:07:25 > 0:07:27at a restaurant. She is so embarrassed by it that

0:07:27 > 0:07:30she later discusses it in therapy. What was it?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Toodle-oo. Toodle-oo!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Which member of The Soprano crew is occasionally

0:07:33 > 0:07:35asked by the others to do his impression of Al Pacino saying,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in?"

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Silvio Dante.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42In the episode Kaisha, Tony is warned by an FBI agent that

0:07:42 > 0:07:45someone close to him may be in danger and that he isn't very popular

0:07:45 > 0:07:48in a particular part of New York. Which part?

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Pass.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54When Tony is in a coma after being shot by his uncle

0:07:54 > 0:07:57he dreams of an alternative life in which he has no connection

0:07:57 > 0:08:00with the Mafia. What is his job in the dream?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01He's a central heating...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03No, he's a travelling salesman.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Which actor plays... BEEP

0:08:05 > 0:08:06I've started so I'll finish.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Which actor plays the character Tony Blundetto and directed four episodes,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12including In Camelot and Pine Barrens?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Steve Buscemi.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Is correct. One pass, Chris.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19In Kaisha, Tony wasn't very popular in Brooklyn.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You scored, Chris, eight points.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24APPLAUSE

0:08:31 > 0:08:34And our final contender, please.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I can't remember if I have to sit front or back.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43LAUGHTER

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I'm not going to touch it. Don't worry about it.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51Hello. Hello. Your name? Shobu Kapoor.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Your chosen charity? Migrant Voice.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56And your chosen subject? Jack Kerouac - On The Road.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Jack Kerouac - On The Road. Here we go. A minute and a half.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02What is the name of the narrator of On The Road, whose bohemian travels

0:09:02 > 0:09:05across America are based on events in Kerouac's own life?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08What is the name of the what? The narrator. Ah, the narrator.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Sal Paradise.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Kerouac's group of American counter-culture writers of the late '40s

0:09:12 > 0:09:16and early '50s were known by what two-word term used by Kerouac

0:09:16 > 0:09:19and popularised by John Clellon Holmes in a New York Times article?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21The Beat Generation.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23While in California with Rickey, Ponzo and Terry,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Sal repeatedly hears a Spanish term that

0:09:25 > 0:09:29he describes as, "A lovely word and one that probably means heaven." What word?

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Pass.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Who was the hard-living friend of Kerouac's on whom Dean Moriarty,

0:09:34 > 0:09:35the hero of On The Road, was based?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Neal Cassady.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Which critic championed the then-unpublished On The Road

0:09:39 > 0:09:41in his own work The Literary Situation?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45He described Kerouac's main characters as waging a dogged sort of rebellion?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Malcolm Cowley.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Which city does Sal describe as, "The loneliest

0:09:50 > 0:09:54"and most brutal of American cities ... a jungle?"

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Pass.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58The Mexican border guard in Nuevo Laredo who tells Sal and Dean,

0:09:58 > 0:10:02"Is not hard enjoin yourself in Mehico", introduces himself by what name?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Pass. I don't understand the questions!

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Which American company published On The Road in September 1957?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12The book soon became a bestseller.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Sorry...

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The publisher of On The Road. The publisher. Yeah, name a publisher.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Harcourt Brace.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19No, Viking.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23While in Central City near Denver, Sal goes with Babe Rawlins

0:10:23 > 0:10:27to see an opera, "racked up sharp" in a borrowed suit. Which opera?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Pass.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30What genre of jazz, described as being... BEEP

0:10:30 > 0:10:33..somewhere between the periods of Charlie Parker and

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Miles Davis, does Sal say was, "Going like mad all over America," in 1947?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Be-bop.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yes. Oh. Yeah. What's the matter? You got...

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Well, I'll tell you what you got in a minute. You got four passes.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Fidelio was the opera. OK.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Red was the name of the Mexican border guard.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm sorry about my pronunciation.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55ATTEMPTS MEXICAN ACCENT: "Is not hard enjoin yourself in Mehico."

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Your pronunciation is beautiful. Well, yeah, not good enough.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59It's my brain.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Anyway, Red was his name.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03That city, "The loneliest and most brutal of American cities."

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Los Angeles. LA.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10And this one, Sal repeatedly thinks the lovely word that probably

0:11:10 > 0:11:12means heaven is... Santori? ..manana.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Manana. Manana. Oh. OK.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, it might be heaven tomorrow, mightn't it?

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Anyway, Shobu, look, you got five points. Not bad. OK, thank you.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21APPLAUSE

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, some decent scores there. Let's have a look at all of them.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35In fourth place, five points, Shobu Kapoor.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Third place, eight points, Chris Ramsey.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Second place, nine points, James Allen.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42In the lead, 11 points, David Bradley.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44APPLAUSE

0:11:47 > 0:11:50So, it is the General Knowledge round now

0:11:50 > 0:11:51and if the scores are level

0:11:51 > 0:11:54at the end of it then the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Let's get on with it

0:11:55 > 0:11:59and ask Shobu to come and join us again if she would, please.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01And...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Citizen Khan. Mm-hm?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06What is it about the programme that you think has made it work?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Cos it has worked very well, hasn't it?

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Do you know, it's interesting?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Because a lot of people who come up to me, a lot of people enjoy it,

0:12:12 > 0:12:16they enjoy the foibles, the funniness, Mr Khan falling down -

0:12:16 > 0:12:19a lot of young kids, interestingly enough. I was surprised about that.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24A lot of 12, 13, 14-year-old boys really enjoy all the rough and tumble

0:12:24 > 0:12:26of, you know, literally falling over, that sort of thing.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31And it is... You know, I think if you can identify with the family,

0:12:31 > 0:12:34you can say, "I see traits of my father or my mother

0:12:34 > 0:12:36"or my children or whatever in that..."

0:12:36 > 0:12:38The best thing about being in a sitcom

0:12:38 > 0:12:42because it's your first leading role in a sitcom, isn't it? Yes.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Best thing about it?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Well, you get to have fun and people see you as somebody who can be

0:12:47 > 0:12:50funny at times, even if it's with lines provided.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53And it's different from doing dramatic roles, which is

0:12:53 > 0:12:56what I seem to have mainly done. Yeah. So it is quite different.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It is very, very different and it's fun to be able to do that

0:12:59 > 0:13:02and to say, "OK, I can do that. That'll give me something else."

0:13:02 > 0:13:04All right. Look, you got five points, Shobu.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Let's see how you get on. You've now got two minutes... OK.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12..to race ahead of the pack with your general knowledge. Here we go.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14What is the name of the vampire Count who is

0:13:14 > 0:13:17the title character in an 1897 novel by Bram Stoker?

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Dracula.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21There are two judges on The Great British Bake Off.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Paul Hollywood is one, who is the other?

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Pass.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Which famous grey racehorse was affectionately known as Dessie?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Pass!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31We Have All The Time In The World was a posthumous hit

0:13:31 > 0:13:34in 1994 for a jazz trumpeter and singer. Who was he?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Pass.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Which range of chalk hills runs about 40 miles

0:13:38 > 0:13:41north-east from the Thames near Reading?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Dover? Chilterns.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Which 1970 children's film, based on an E Nesbit novel,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48was the subject of a complaint in 2013

0:13:48 > 0:13:51when a concerned viewer contacted the British Board of Film Classification

0:13:51 > 0:13:56to warn that it could encourage young people to play on railway lines?

0:13:56 > 0:13:57The Railway Children? Yes!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59What is the largest New World member of the cat family,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02closely resembling a leopard?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Don't know. Pass.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Which hard, dry, yellow cow's milk cheese must

0:14:05 > 0:14:08legally come from the region in Italy that includes

0:14:08 > 0:14:12the provinces of Parma, Modena, and Mantua and part of Bologna?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Pass. I don't even understand the questions.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Just give us a cheese. A cheese? Manchego.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18No. Parmesan.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20What is the name of the Turner Prize-winning ceramic artist

0:14:20 > 0:14:23who has a cross-dressing alter ego called Claire?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Pass. Think of an artist.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I don't know what you're saying! I don't understand you!

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Give me the name of an artist in a dress... who makes pots.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34No? All right. We'll take it as a pass.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Which major seaport, the second largest city in Belgium, has been

0:14:37 > 0:14:42a centre for cutting and dealing in diamonds since the 15th century?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Pass.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Who became the British Prime Minister in 1940 at the age of 65 after

0:14:47 > 0:14:50the resignation of Neville Chamberlain?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Churchill? Yes! Thank God!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55What name for a cooked sausage served in a bread roll is also

0:14:55 > 0:14:58used in America as an expression of delight or approval?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Cooked sausage, bread roll.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Hamburger? Close. Hot dog.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Which play by Noel Coward, first performed in 1930

0:15:06 > 0:15:08by himself and Gertrude Lawrence,

0:15:08 > 0:15:09was revived in 2013

0:15:09 > 0:15:12starring Anna Chancellor and Toby Stephens?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Private Lives? Yes! In Roman mythology...

0:15:14 > 0:15:15BEEP Started so I'll finish.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18..who was the goddess of love and beauty?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Venus? Yes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Your passes - that seaport,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25diamonds and all that, Antwerp.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Grayson Perry, the potter in a dress.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Jaguar, the biggest New World cat.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Louis Armstrong, We Have All The Time In The World.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah, you did know that one, didn't you?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Desert Orchid, Dessie.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I had the book!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You must be the only person in the country

0:15:41 > 0:15:43who doesn't know that the judge on...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45And this is not an insult, this is a compliment.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Thank you. ..on The Great British Bake Off, Mary Berry.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oh, I didn't know that, I don't watch it.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Fancy that! I'm too busy reading intellectual books at home, darling!

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Look, you got ten points, Shobu, well done. Thank you very much.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02APPLAUSE

0:16:08 > 0:16:12And now Chris again, please.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Come and sit yourself back down again.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20Stand-up versus sitcom, because you are now in Hebburn,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23which is a district of Newcastle.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yeah, it's North East.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Stand-up's my favourite.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I do love doing sitcoms but stand-up's my favourite.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's got to be much more difficult.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Sitcoms, somebody writes the lines for you, as Shobu was just saying.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37They write the lines for you in sitcoms.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Yeah, but I can't remember them.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Stand-up, I can go home after two hours.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44There's that. You've got to stay there all day

0:16:44 > 0:16:46when you're doing a sitcom.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47What's good about stand-up?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I can't think of anything more scary off-hand.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I just love it. I don't know, I really do.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I get nervous every time and sometimes, if I'm not nervous,

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I start worrying that I'm not nervous and then I get nervous

0:16:58 > 0:17:00because I'm not nervous, so I'm always nervous.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Not as nervous as this, but I am always nervous.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06All right, good. Now, you've got eight points. OK.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09So let's see how you do with your general knowledge.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Two minutes starting now.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Which mythical sea creature has

0:17:12 > 0:17:13the body of a woman above the waist

0:17:13 > 0:17:14and the tail of a fish?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Mermaid. Yes. Romano Prodi and Silvio Berlusconi

0:17:17 > 0:17:19have both been the Prime Minister of...

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Italy. Yeah.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23What is the name of Norwegian artist whose 1893 painting

0:17:23 > 0:17:25The Scream is often seen as a symbol

0:17:25 > 0:17:26of modern spiritual anguish?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I'm going to say I don't know. Rolf Harris.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32No, close. Munch.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34The long-running musical We Will Rock You,

0:17:34 > 0:17:35with a script by Ben Elton,

0:17:35 > 0:17:37is based on the music of which rock group?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Queen. Yes.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41How are Athos, Porthos and Aramis described

0:17:41 > 0:17:43in the title of an 1844 novel by Alexandre Dumas?

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Three musketeers. Yes.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47In the 2012 James Bond film Skyfall,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50which Spanish actor plays the cyber-terrorist Silva,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53a former secret agent seeking revenge on MI6?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Um...

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Pass.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Which city on the island of Majorca

0:17:58 > 0:18:01is the capital of the Balearic Islands?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Um...

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Alcudia?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Palma. I nearly said Magaluf!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Too late. What disparaging term for an Englishman

0:18:09 > 0:18:11originated with the British Navy's practice

0:18:11 > 0:18:13of supplying their ships with citrus fruit

0:18:13 > 0:18:15to prevent scurvy among the crew?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Poms. Limey. Oh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19In 2013, which tennis player,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21after beating Caroline Garcia at Wimbledon,

0:18:21 > 0:18:22agreed to the idea

0:18:22 > 0:18:24of a little bit of a showdown with Andy Murray,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27as long as he gets no serves?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Pass. Orlando Weeks is the lead singer with the band

0:18:29 > 0:18:32who released their third album, Given To The Wild,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35in January 2012. What is the name of the band?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Elbow. The Maccabees.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39In meteorology, what name is given

0:18:39 > 0:18:41to precipitation falling as balls or pieces of ice?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Hailstones! Yes!

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Who is said to have ridden naked

0:18:45 > 0:18:48through the streets of Coventry in the 11th century

0:18:48 > 0:18:49so that her husband Leofric

0:18:49 > 0:18:51would lower taxes for the people?

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Judi Dench.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54LAUGHTER

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Lady Godiva!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58The great crested is the largest of the three species

0:18:58 > 0:19:01of which amphibian to be found in Britain?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03You'll have to do it again cos you're laughing, comedian.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Judi Dench, but anyway.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07The great crested is the largest of the three species

0:19:07 > 0:19:10of which amphibian to be found in Britain?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Er... BEEP

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Whale.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16LAUGHTER Very, very close.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Newt.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER

0:19:21 > 0:19:26If I can't get it, I might as well go for a silly joke. Quite!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29The tennis player who said she'd play with Andy Murray

0:19:29 > 0:19:31so long as he got no serves was Serena Williams

0:19:31 > 0:19:35and the Spanish actor in that James Bond film was Javier Bardem.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Chris, you have 13 points.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40APPLAUSE

0:19:47 > 0:19:49And now James again, please.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54You've already got nine points so you're well on your way.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Formula 1, what a bizarre sport. Couldn't agree more.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Well, thank you very much!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06It's a bizarre sport populated by extreme characters

0:20:06 > 0:20:08and there's probably a lot of parallels

0:20:08 > 0:20:11between that and Roald Dahl, actually.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14His world is populated by very extreme characters.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17From Bernie Ecclestone on down, it's an amazing world.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18It's a soap opera week on week.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's a sporting occasion for about two hours on a Sunday,

0:20:21 > 0:20:24but the rest of it is just a giant soap opera, really.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26But it keeps everyone on the edge of their seats

0:20:26 > 0:20:29and hundreds of millions of people round the world tune in.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Let me ask you the obvious question.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'm sure everybody asks you this one -

0:20:32 > 0:20:34surely, if you've got the fastest car, you'll win.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Not always, no.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37When you know what you're looking at,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39when the drivers are out on the circuit

0:20:39 > 0:20:41and they're just balancing the car right on the very limit.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You couldn't dream of doing that yourself in a car.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45It's just another world away

0:20:45 > 0:20:47from what anybody in this room is capable of doing.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yeah. Maybe the onboard cameras make it look easy but trust me,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53it's not easy. When you go and watch these guys, Hamilton, Vettel,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56and they're right on the limit going through corners,

0:20:56 > 0:20:58one tiny bit more and the whole car would be into the barriers.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's just beautiful to watch.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Right, James, you've got nine points. General Knowledge coming up.

0:21:03 > 0:21:0513's the score to beat at the moment.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Here we go, two minutes.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08On what date does Bonfire Night or Guy Fawkes Night

0:21:08 > 0:21:10traditionally take place?

0:21:10 > 0:21:11My birthday, 5th November. Yes.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Howler, spider and rhesus are all species of which animal?

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Monkey. Yep.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Whose film cameos included "man outside real estate office"

0:21:19 > 0:21:21in Psycho and "man drinking champagne" in Notorious?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Alfred Hitchcock. Yes.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25What patriotic song with words by William Blake

0:21:25 > 0:21:27and music by Hubert Parry did the tenor Sean Ruane

0:21:27 > 0:21:30perform before the Ashes tests in the summer of 2013?

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Jerusalem. Yes.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34In which television game show were members of the audience

0:21:34 > 0:21:36invited to "come on down" and guest the cost of retail items?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37The Price Is Right. Yes.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39What was the name of Sherlock Holmes's arch enemy

0:21:39 > 0:21:42who fell to his death at the Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Moriarty. Yes.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46In which city's cathedral has a length of linen thought to be

0:21:46 > 0:21:48the burial garment of Jesus Christ been kept since 1578?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Turin. Yes.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Who was famously killed by a sniper shooting from the mast

0:21:52 > 0:21:55of the French ship Redoutable during the Battle of Trafalgar

0:21:55 > 0:21:56on the 21st October 1805?

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Lord Nelson. Yes.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00According to a poem by the American humorist Ogden Nash,

0:22:00 > 0:22:01"candy is dandy but liquor is..."

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Quicker. Yeah.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05What did Ronnie O'Sullivan do towards the end of his game

0:22:05 > 0:22:08against Alain Robidoux at the '96 World Snooker Championships

0:22:08 > 0:22:11that caused Robidoux to describe his behaviour

0:22:11 > 0:22:12as disrespectful?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Had a cigarette? He played left handed.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16In which German city is the Indra Club where The Beatles

0:22:16 > 0:22:19played their first gig under that name in August 1960?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Hamburg. Yep.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Which chapel near Edinburgh that featured in the novel

0:22:23 > 0:22:25The Da Vinci Code was built in the 15th century

0:22:25 > 0:22:26by Sir William Sinclair?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Pass. The American government agency established in 1958

0:22:29 > 0:22:31to develop vehicles for space exploration

0:22:31 > 0:22:33is known by what acronym?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34NASA. Yes.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Coburg, Vienna and bloomer are all British terms

0:22:37 > 0:22:38for what foodstuff?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Er, Coburg, Vienna... Loaf.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Yeah, bread. What word originally applied to a cruel blood sport

0:22:44 > 0:22:46later came into use among RAF fighter pilots to describe

0:22:46 > 0:22:49an aerial battle at close quarters between enemy aircraft?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50A dogfight. Yes.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52What is the better known name of Mrs Michael Wynn-Jones

0:22:52 > 0:22:55who, with her husband, is joint majority shareholder

0:22:55 > 0:22:56of Norwich City Football Club?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Delia Smith. Yes.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00The Gobi Desert stretches across a vast region of northern China

0:23:00 > 0:23:03and the southern part of which neighbouring country?

0:23:03 > 0:23:04India. Mongolia.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06In art, what general name is given

0:23:06 > 0:23:08to a pastoral painting depicting... BEEP

0:23:08 > 0:23:11..a scene of the countryside or mountains?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Bucolic?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Landscape.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Oh... Yeah.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20Your one pass - that chapel in The Da Vinci Code, Rosslyn Chapel.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23But you've got, James, 23 points.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26APPLAUSE

0:23:33 > 0:23:36And finally, David again, please.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40I was going to say, "Wipe the smile off your face after that!"

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Yeah, 23 points. Anyway, you've got 11 already to start with.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Now, you are...

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I was going to say, "a character actor".

0:23:47 > 0:23:49you might even say you are THE character actor.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53What's the biggest part you've played?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Er, God.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56LAUGHTER

0:23:56 > 0:24:01God? Yes, at the National Theatre in 1999.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02How do you play God?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06With reverence, obviously. Well, you play him from Yorkshire.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08LAUGHTER

0:24:08 > 0:24:10How do you think people know you?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13In what role do you reckon they know you?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I suppose the series of Potter films

0:24:15 > 0:24:17were the most high-profile

0:24:17 > 0:24:20of everything I've done.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22But I get a lot of people saying...

0:24:22 > 0:24:25As soon as they say, "Excuse me, mate, will you settle an argument?"

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I know it's going to be,

0:24:27 > 0:24:31"My wife says you're an actor, you're off the telly, but I don't know you."

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yeah. "What have you been in?" If I say "Crimewatch",

0:24:34 > 0:24:36it keeps the conversation nice and short.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37LAUGHTER

0:24:40 > 0:24:44I enjoy talking to people about past stuff.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, keep doing it. Thank you. 11 points,

0:24:47 > 0:24:50and 23 is the score to beat

0:24:50 > 0:24:53if you're going to become a Mastermind, celebrity Mastermind.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Here we go, two minutes.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Which Disney character whose middle name is Fauntleroy

0:24:57 > 0:24:59has a girlfriend called Daisy

0:24:59 > 0:25:01and nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie?

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Shrek. Donald Duck.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Which city in the state of Tennessee

0:25:07 > 0:25:08is known as Music City USA?

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Memphis? No, Nashville.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14What is the surname of Rory and Tony

0:25:14 > 0:25:17who in 1992 became the first brothers to play together

0:25:17 > 0:25:18in an England rugby union side

0:25:18 > 0:25:20since before the Second World War?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Pass.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Whom did Edwina Currie refer to by the codename B in her diaries?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31John Major? Yes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Wines such as port and sherry are fortified by the addition

0:25:33 > 0:25:37of extra alcohol, usually in the form of which spirit?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Um...

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Grappa? Brandy.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Which television travel interviewer and presenter,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48well known for his blazer, tie and moustache, very smart,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51had an island named after him in Monty Python's Flying Circus?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Could you repeat the question?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Which television travel interviewer

0:25:55 > 0:25:57well known for his blazer, tie and moustache

0:25:57 > 0:26:00had an island named after him in Monty Python's Flying Circus?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Um...

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Alan Whicker? Yep.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05In Greek mythology, what creatures did the Gorgons,

0:26:05 > 0:26:08the monstrous daughters of the sea god Phorcys,

0:26:08 > 0:26:10have instead of hair?

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Wire?

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Snakes or serpents.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16What was the name of the sugar tycoon who in 1897

0:26:16 > 0:26:18opened an art gallery on the site

0:26:18 > 0:26:20of the old Millbank Penitentiary

0:26:20 > 0:26:23in London to house his collection?

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Tate. Yes.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Which film actor known for roles in films such as The Big Sleep

0:26:27 > 0:26:29and Casablanca had a scar from a lip injury

0:26:29 > 0:26:30which affected his speech?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Humphrey Bogart. Yes.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35In a novel by Jules Verne, Phileas Fogg wagers ?20,000

0:26:35 > 0:26:38that he can travel around the world in how many days?

0:26:38 > 0:26:3980. Yes.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Which island between the Orkneys and the Shetlands

0:26:42 > 0:26:44was originally known by the Norse name Fridarey,

0:26:44 > 0:26:47generally thought to mean "island of peace"?

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Liskeard? Fair Isle.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Nomophobia is a recently coined term for a fear of being

0:26:52 > 0:26:54without what electronic device?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58BEEP Think of any electronic device.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Telephone? Yeah, mobile phone.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04The surname of Rory and Tony,

0:27:04 > 0:27:05rugby, Underwood.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09So just the one pass. David, 17 points.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13APPLAUSE Thank you.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Well, a very clear winner at the end of it all.

0:27:24 > 0:27:25Let's have a look at the scores.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28In fourth place with ten points, Shobu Kapoor.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31In third place, 13 points, Chris Ramsey.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Second place, 17 points, creeping up, David Bradley.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38First place with an unassailable 23 points, James Allen.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42APPLAUSE

0:27:49 > 0:27:51James.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Congratulations and well done.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Here it is. Thank you.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Were you ever tempted to become a racing driver yourself?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Take a look at me, John. I'm much too big and heavy for it.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05You've got to be like a jockey to be a Grand Prix driver.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07You're not exactly fat. Thank you very much.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10I think my wife would probably disagree with that!

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Your kids are watching?

0:28:11 > 0:28:12They're here.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Excellent, so you'll be able to celebrate with them

0:28:14 > 0:28:16in just a moment. Well done.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20Now, you don't have to be a celebrity to appear on the show,

0:28:20 > 0:28:21the regular Mastermind.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22If you would like to do so,

0:28:22 > 0:28:25appear on the next series of Mastermind on BBC Two,

0:28:25 > 0:28:27then do visit us online at...

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0:28:33 > 0:28:36Do join us again for more Celebrity Mastermind.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Thanks for watching, goodbye.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40APPLAUSE AND THEME TUNE