Episode 5

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03Why would you go on national television

0:00:03 > 0:00:06to try to be clever? Not a good move, really.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Imagine dropping out in a rap, "I won Celebrity Mastermind."

0:00:09 > 0:00:11It's not going to happen, though.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14I'm split down the middle between absolute raw fear

0:00:14 > 0:00:18and, er...a kind of terrible overconfidence.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Yeah, I'm very competitive.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23I pretend not to be, but I'll be gutted if I don't win.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28Four celebrities who hope they know everything there is to know about their specialist subject.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

0:00:48 > 0:00:52First in the spotlight tonight is the writer and star of Citizen Khan,

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Adil Ray. He's answering questions on another sitcom, Fawlty Towers.

0:00:56 > 0:01:02Next, Dr Mark Porter. His specialist subject, the Porsche 911.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04The comedian Kevin Eldon will be answering questions

0:01:04 > 0:01:06on the music of the Beatles.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10And the rapper Jordan Stevens from Rizzle Kicks, and his subject

0:01:10 > 0:01:14is the acclaimed palaeontologist Ross Geller from Friends.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE

0:01:24 > 0:01:30Hello. I'm John Humphrys, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Almost exactly the same as the ordinary one,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35but not quite. They are not quizzers.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37The rules are the same, though.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40One set of questions on their specialist subject

0:01:40 > 0:01:42and another on their general knowledge.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45The prize is beyond mere monetary value -

0:01:45 > 0:01:49a trophy and the honour of forever being able to claim

0:01:49 > 0:01:51they were a Celebrity Mastermind champion.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54So, let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03You may not love it so much in a moment.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05THEY LAUGH

0:02:05 > 0:02:06- Your name is?- Adil Ray.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Your chosen charity?- Is Myeloma UK.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- And your chosen subject. - Fawlty Towers.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Fawlty Towers. You have 90 seconds, starting now.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Fawlty Towers ran for 12 episodes in the 1970s.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20In the episode Gourmet Night Basil gives a "damn good thrashing"

0:02:20 > 0:02:22with a tree branch to?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- His car. - While Basil is concussed

0:02:24 > 0:02:27and trying not to mention the war, he takes The Germans' lunch order.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29They ask for a prawn cocktail, a pickled herring

0:02:29 > 0:02:32and four cold meat salads but he reads it back

0:02:32 > 0:02:35as "a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering" and what type of salad?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Er...cheese.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Colditz! In A Touch of Class, Sybil complains about the racket

0:02:40 > 0:02:41that Basil is listening to.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44He tells her that it is which composer's Third Racket?

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Brahms.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Which well-known actor plays Dr Price,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50who spends an entire episode trying to get some sausages to eat?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Geoffrey Palmer.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54In The Builders, Basil phones Manuel and instructs him

0:02:54 > 0:02:57to tell one of O'Reilly's men that he is a hideous what?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Orang-utan.- Orang-utan. Manuel's pet "filigree Siberian hamster",

0:03:01 > 0:03:04is actually a rat. When Basil finds it, he asks Manuel

0:03:04 > 0:03:06if he's ever heard of which disease?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Pass.- When Polly refuses to impersonate Sybil

0:03:09 > 0:03:12and tells him to do it himself, Basil threatens to ruin her

0:03:12 > 0:03:15and says that she'll never do what again?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Er...appear in a Marx Brothers movie. No.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Close! Waitress in Torquay.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22In Waldorf Salad, Basil describes an author's work

0:03:22 > 0:03:25as "trans-Atlantic tripe". He then pretends he meant someone else

0:03:25 > 0:03:28when Mr Hamilton says that he and his wife also like his work. Which author is it?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Harold Robbins.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31In the episode The Wedding Party,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33when Basil tells Polly that he wants to see her at reception

0:03:33 > 0:03:36in her hat and coat, what is her reply?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- No!- No, "Will they fit you?"

0:03:38 > 0:03:41When Miss Tibbs tells Basil about the psychiatrist

0:03:41 > 0:03:45staying in the hotel, Miss Gatsby asks if he has come for

0:03:45 > 0:03:46one of the guests. Which one?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48BEEP The Major.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50The Major is correct.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51You had one pass, Adil.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Manuel was asked if he'd ever heard of bubonic plague.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Of course, of course! - Anyway, you have 6 points.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Thank you very much. APPLAUSE

0:04:08 > 0:04:10And our next contender, please.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Right.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- And your name is?- Mark Porter.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Your chosen charity?- Meningitis Now.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Your chosen subject? - The history of the Porsche 911.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Porsche 911. 90 seconds, here we go.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28The Porsche 911 was introduced at which motor show in 1963?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Frankfurt.- Correct. Each generation of the 911 is identified

0:04:31 > 0:04:34by an internal type number starting with nine.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Porsche made a fundamental change to the car's engine design

0:04:37 > 0:04:40when the 996 model was introduced in the late 1990s.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41What was it?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Became water-cooled.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Who was appointed CEO at Porsche in 1981

0:04:45 > 0:04:48and ensured that development and production of the 911 continued?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Peter Schutz.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52What was the internal type number

0:04:52 > 0:04:55of the first Porsche Turbo, that went on the market in 1975?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57930.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Porsche had to change the car's name from 901 to 911

0:05:01 > 0:05:04because another manufacturer had exclusive rights to name

0:05:04 > 0:05:07its cars with three-digit numbers that had a zero in the middle.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Which manufacturer was that? - Peugeot.- Yes.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13The 911's debut in international motorsport was in 1965,

0:05:13 > 0:05:17when Peter Falk and Herbert Linge finished fifth in which event?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Monte Carlo Rally.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20In the early '80s,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Porsche produced a special edition of the 930 Turbo

0:05:23 > 0:05:26with a modified front end that was referred to as the "flat nose"

0:05:26 > 0:05:29or "slant nose". What German name was it known by?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Er, Flachbau.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Flachbau, yep. In 2010, the 911 GT3 Hybrid

0:05:34 > 0:05:37made its racing debut at which 24-hour race?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40It was leading until near the end when it had engine problems.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Le Mans.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42No, Nurburgring.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Which Hong-Kong-born designer was responsible for the styling

0:05:45 > 0:05:48of the 996 which was introduced in the late '90s?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Pinky Lai.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52From 1990, the 964 Carrera 2

0:05:52 > 0:05:55was available with an automatic transmission that could also

0:05:55 > 0:05:56- be operated manually. - BEEP

0:05:56 > 0:05:58What name was given to the new gearbox?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Tiptronic.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Tiptronic is absolutely right.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- No passes, Mark, you have 9 points.- Thank you.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06APPLAUSE

0:06:12 > 0:06:13And our next contender, please.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- And your name is?- Kevin Eldon.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Your chosen charity? - North London Action for the Homeless.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- And your chosen subject? - The music of the Beatles.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29The Beatles' music, in 90 seconds, here we go.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Which Beatles song was inspired by Lennon's childhood recollections

0:06:33 > 0:06:35of playing in the grounds of a Salvation Army Children's Home?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Strawberry Fields.- Which song was written by Paul McCartney

0:06:38 > 0:06:41after his late mother Mary appeared to him in a dream,

0:06:41 > 0:06:43telling him not to get so worked up about things?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Let It Be.- Which author's work

0:06:44 > 0:06:47was the inspiration for the title character of John Lennon's

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I Am the Walrus on The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour EP?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Lewis Carroll.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53A song that features in the film Help! begins

0:06:53 > 0:06:55"Here I stand, head in hand". What is the song?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- You've Got To Hide Your Love Away. - John Lennon drew inspiration

0:07:00 > 0:07:01for the song Tomorrow Never Knows

0:07:01 > 0:07:04from reading a Buddhist guide to the afterlife. What's it called?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05The Tibetan Book Of The Dead.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Which Beatles song, first released on Rubber Soul,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11has the subtitle This Bird Has Flown, its original working title?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Norwegian Wood.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Which McCartney song was the title track of an EP issued in February 1964?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19The other songs Ask Me Why, PS I Love You and Money.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Love Me Do.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24All My Loving. Which legendary producer was brought in

0:07:24 > 0:07:27to remix the Beatles 1970 Let It Be album?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Phil Spector.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Which George Harrison composition

0:07:30 > 0:07:32on Let It Be was the last track to be recorded by the Beatles?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I, Me, Mine.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35On which UK Beatles album did the songs

0:07:35 > 0:07:38For No-one, I'm Only Sleeping and Taxman first appear?

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Revolver.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Desmond and Molly Jones have a "couple of kids running in the yard" in which song?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Which 1967 single topped the UK Charts for seven weeks and gave

0:07:48 > 0:07:52the Beatles their fourth and last Christmas Number One single?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Lady Madonna.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Hello Goodbye.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Which session musician played electric piano on the Let it Be

0:07:57 > 0:08:00album and received a recording credit on the single Get Back?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02BEEP Billy Preston.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Billy Preston is exactly right.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07No passes. You have, Kevin, 11 points.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09APPLAUSE

0:08:14 > 0:08:16And our final contender, please.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- And your name is?- Jordan Stephens.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Your chosen charity?- Audioactive.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- And your chosen subject? - The life and times of Ross Geller.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33In 90 seconds, starting now.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ross Geller is a character from the American sitcom Friends.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39In the episode The One With The Blackout when Ross is on the balcony with Rachel

0:08:39 > 0:08:41what stops him declaring his feelings for her?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42A cat.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yeah, he's attacked by one.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ross comes dressed as a potato with antennae

0:08:46 > 0:08:49in The One With The Halloween Party. Who does he say he has come as?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Spudnik.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53In The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance,

0:08:53 > 0:08:54how does Ross overcome his nerves

0:08:54 > 0:08:57when he delivers his first lectures at New York University?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Puts on a British accent.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Yeah. A dreadful one.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02While Ross is berating Rachel about her fear of swings,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04in The One With The Home Study,

0:09:04 > 0:09:07she reveals that he has an irrational fear of what?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Spiders.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10In The One Where Emma Cries, Ross breaks his thumb.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13What occupation does Joey write on Ross's hospital form?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Dinosaurs.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What mishap befalls Ross

0:09:16 > 0:09:19when he goes to an ice hockey game with Joey and Chandler

0:09:19 > 0:09:21in The One With George Stephanopoulos?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23He gets hit with a puck.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25In The One After Vegas, when Ross and Rachel wake up the morning

0:09:25 > 0:09:28after their drunken night, what is written on Ross's back?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30"Just Married."

0:09:30 > 0:09:31In The One with a Chick and a Duck,

0:09:31 > 0:09:33what special opportunity does Ross miss

0:09:33 > 0:09:36in order to help Rachel who has a broken rib?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Appear on the Discovery Channel.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ross plays his unique brand of music to Phoebe

0:09:40 > 0:09:41and his other bemused friends

0:09:41 > 0:09:44in The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46What name does he give to his individual sound?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Pass.- In The One Where Joey Dates Rachel, how does Ross finally solve

0:09:49 > 0:09:51the problem of travelling between two classrooms

0:09:51 > 0:09:53that are a long distance apart?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Roller blades.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56When Ross and Rachel describe

0:09:56 > 0:09:59their fictitious wedding in The One In Massapequa, which flowers

0:09:59 > 0:10:03does Ross say he used to fill the Planetarium when he proposed?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Lotus.- Lilies! - BEEP

0:10:06 > 0:10:08You were close, though! You had one pass.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11That name that he gave to his individual sound -

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- "wordless sound poem".- Right. Yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Exactly.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Jordan, you have 9 points.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20APPLAUSE

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, a good close round there. Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32In fourth place, 6 points, Adil Ray.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Joint second place, 9 points apiece,

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Mark Porter and Jordan Stephens.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39In the lead, just, 11 points -

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Kevin Eldon.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42APPLAUSE

0:10:45 > 0:10:49So it's the general knowledge round now, and if the scores are level

0:10:49 > 0:10:53at the end of it, then the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Let's get on with it and ask Adil to join us again, please.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58And...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I enjoy going first, John, that's why...

0:11:02 > 0:11:05It was noble of you to volunteer.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Someone's got to.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Interesting combination of jobs that you've had.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13I mean, journalist, some really serious stuff,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15and actor and writer of a sitcom?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- How do you square the two? - It's called blagging, actually.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24No, you know, I'm quite lucky to be able to vary my work a little bit,

0:11:24 > 0:11:27and I have sort of an idea that if you really want to do something

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- you should go for it.- But what do you want to do? You don't seem to know!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Have you been speaking to my mum?!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I think comedy was always the dream.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I always wanted to be a part of a comedy.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I never thought I'd be creating my own sitcom

0:11:40 > 0:11:42so soon in my comedy career, but it's great!

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Do people recognise you?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Er, only when I do the throat-clear, sometimes.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Go on, do it.- You have to do it with me, though, John.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Ah.- Come on. I'll only do it if you do it.- Tell me what to do.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55OK. Just listen. RASPS

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- No!- Come on!

0:11:57 > 0:11:58You promised!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- You've just done it!- You promised!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- I never did.- BBC Values, come on. - I am a journalist, all right?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Enough said. I'm not going to go... - RASPS

0:12:08 > 0:12:09LAUGHTER

0:12:09 > 0:12:10You'd never do that.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Right. Look, Adil, you got points.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- I know.- So you've got a bit of ground to make up.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19I don't want to intimidate you, but it could be very humiliating.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20LAUGHTER

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Could be?! It already is!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Here we go. Starting now.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sandy Dumbrowski and Danny Zuko

0:12:27 > 0:12:29are the leading characters in which musical?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Grease.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Who became the world's most expensive footballer

0:12:32 > 0:12:35when he left Tottenham Hotspur for Real Madrid in September 2013,

0:12:35 > 0:12:38in a transfer said to be worth £85 million?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Gareth Bale.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41What is the main non-alcoholic ingredient

0:12:41 > 0:12:42of a Bloody Mary cocktail?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Tomato juice.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Who plays the struggling actor Andy Millman

0:12:45 > 0:12:47in the TV series Extras?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Ricky Gervais.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50What's the name of the independent state within Rome

0:12:50 > 0:12:53that's ruled over by the Pope as the head of the Catholic Church?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54The Vatican.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Who wrote the novel Filth, about a corrupt Edinburgh policeman

0:12:57 > 0:12:59who'll stop at nothing to gain promotion, which has been adapted

0:12:59 > 0:13:02into a film with James McAvoy in the leading role?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Irvine Welsh?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Which London bridge, opened in 1862 to replace an older one,

0:13:06 > 0:13:09is painted green to match the seats of the nearby House of Commons?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Westminster?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13The yellow and black beetle Clytus arietis

0:13:13 > 0:13:16takes its common name from its striking resemblance

0:13:16 > 0:13:18to what stinging insect?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Don't know. Bumblebee.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Wasp. Close! According to love letters published in 2000,

0:13:22 > 0:13:26which American President addressed his wife as "Mommie Poo Pants"

0:13:26 > 0:13:28and called himself "Daddie Poo Pants"?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Clinton?

0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Ronald Reagan.- Oh, sorry.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36In July 2013, Lindsey Russell became the first presenter of which

0:13:36 > 0:13:39children's television show to be selected by a poll of viewers?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Sorry, who?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Lindsey Russell.- Pass.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44What is Australia's oldest and largest city?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Er, Melbourne.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Sydney. The pattern of dots used in newspapers to print images

0:13:49 > 0:13:52provided the inspiration for a famous American artist who used them

0:13:52 > 0:13:55in his pictures based on comic strips. What was his name?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Pass.- In Act II Scene II of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Juliet describe parting as "such sweet" what?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Er, dreams?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Sorrow!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Angelo Mathews was appointed Test and One Day International Captain

0:14:08 > 0:14:11of which country's cricket team in 2013?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I missed the name, I'm sorry.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Angelo Mathews.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Er, Sri Lanka.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Black and brown are species of a large carnivorous animal

0:14:18 > 0:14:20whose male is a boar, the female a sow and the young a cub.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21What is the animal?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Pig.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Bear. Which film-maker and pioneer of stop-motion animation...

0:14:25 > 0:14:26BEEP

0:14:26 > 0:14:29..who died in 2013, I'll finish the question...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I keep on missing the questions! - Well, listen!- I'm trying to!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- All right.- It's the voices inside my head saying, "You idiot!"

0:14:36 > 0:14:38for getting the last one wrong!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- I can't hear you!- And now you've wasted all the time

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- and I can't give you another question.- I know!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Can we start again?!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- No!- Please? - But look, I tell you what.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Because it's Celebrity Mastermind, I will give you that question again.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- All right.- Cos you're not going to win anyway, frankly.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Here we go. Are you ready for it? - Yes.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Are you sure? Right. Here we go. Which film-maker and pioneer

0:15:02 > 0:15:04of stop-motion animation who died in 2013

0:15:04 > 0:15:08created visual effects for films including Clash Of The Titans,

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Jason And The Argonauts and One Million Years BC?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- You're going to hate me. Pass. Sorry.- I knew you'd do that.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Ray Harryhausen.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- It's entertainment, this show, right? - One would like to think so.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23It is now! Before you came, it was fairly serious, but there we are.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26The other passes... That famous American artist

0:15:26 > 0:15:28who used dots and things, Roy Lichtenstein.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31And guess what, Lindsey Russell, Blue Peter.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Right.- Adil, you now have a total of - not bad - 14 points.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Thank you very much. APPLAUSE

0:15:42 > 0:15:46And now Mark again, please.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49And you start out with rather more this time, Mark.

0:15:49 > 0:15:519 points with your knowledge of...

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, can I have some easier questions than that?

0:15:54 > 0:15:55I didn't get any of those, hardly!

0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Now, you're a GP, a proper GP. - Half the week, yeah.- Exactly.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03And the problem with being a GP, so I'm told by GPs I know,

0:16:03 > 0:16:07you walk round the supermarket and they stop you and say, "Oh, doctor,

0:16:07 > 0:16:10"have the results of my test come in yet?" What do you say?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Well, you have to be courteous and everything,

0:16:13 > 0:16:16but it's very difficult to give anyone a diagnosis.

0:16:16 > 0:16:22They never actually...expose their frailties to you, do they?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- I'm trying to find a subtle way of putting this.- No.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27I think a lot of doctors will realise, when you meet Mrs Smith,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29shall we call her, in the supermarket,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31and she says, "It's much better, thanks, Doc!"

0:16:31 > 0:16:32and you don't quite know,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35you can't remember which bit of her body to look at...

0:16:35 > 0:16:37"I'm very pleased to hear that, Mrs Smith."

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Yes. Quite. Right. You have 9 points,

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- and 14 is the rather pathetic score to beat at the moment.- Right.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- I'll be happy with double figures. - Sorry.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Happy with double figures. Well, there's a good chance of that.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Two minutes, general knowledge, starting now.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Which supposedly unsinkable ship sank after hitting an iceberg

0:16:57 > 0:16:58in the Atlantic Ocean in April 1912?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Titanic.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01In golf, what term is used

0:17:01 > 0:17:03for a hole played in two strokes under par?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04An eagle.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06According to the New Testament, Jesus miraculously fed

0:17:06 > 0:17:105,000 people with small quantities of bread and...?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Fish.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12What is the occupation of the character

0:17:12 > 0:17:16played by David Hemmings in Blow Up, an iconic films of the 1960s?

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Spaceman.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Photographer. The nuts of a tree used to be fed to horses

0:17:19 > 0:17:23to cure them of breathing difficulties which is said to have

0:17:23 > 0:17:25given rise to the tree's common name. What is it?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Pass.- After his so-called Blue Period,

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Picasso began using lighter beige and pink tones.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33What popular term is used for this phase of his career?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Cubist.- Rose period. In which novel by Richard Adams

0:17:35 > 0:17:39do Hazel and Fiver lead a band of rabbits in search of a safer home?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Watership Down.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yes. In 2003, which Conservative politician

0:17:42 > 0:17:45reportedly said, "I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister

0:17:45 > 0:17:49"as of being decapitated by a Frisbee or of finding Elvis"?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Er...John Major.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Boris Johnson. Which band, formed in 1968, consisted of

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and John Bonham?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Led Zeppelin.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00What was the name of the writer and Clerk of the Works

0:18:00 > 0:18:03at the Palace of Westminster, who in 1400 was the first person

0:18:03 > 0:18:06to be buried in what became known as Poets' Corner?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Thomas More.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Chaucer. In the theatre, the name of a plant is traditionally muttered

0:18:10 > 0:18:13repeatedly to give the impression of background conversation.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Which plant?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Aspidistra.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Rhubarb, rhubarb...

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Which invention, introduced in Britain in the early 1950s,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22made making a cup of tea far less messy?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Teasmade.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Tea bags. The series of dynastic civil wars known as the Wars of the Roses

0:18:27 > 0:18:31was fought between two houses, the House of York and...?

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Lancaster.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yes. In the television series Hi-De-Hi!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36what was the name of the senior Yellowcoat

0:18:36 > 0:18:38and Radio Maplin broadcaster played by Ruth Madoc?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Pass.- Which vast region of Asiatic Russia

0:18:42 > 0:18:46has a name meaning "sleeping land" in the Tatar language?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Siberia.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yes. The 13-digit number assigned to every book

0:18:49 > 0:18:51before publication is known by what initials?

0:18:51 > 0:18:52ISBN.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Which instrument used in weather forecasting... - BEEP

0:18:55 > 0:18:59..was invented by Evangelista Torricelli in 1643?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00The barometer.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yes, it was indeed. The mercury barometer.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05And you had two passes. Gladys was the name of

0:19:05 > 0:19:07that senior Yellowcoat in Hi-De-Hi,

0:19:07 > 0:19:12and, oh, the tree they fed horses things was a bit of a clue.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Go on, have another go at it now. We won't give you the score.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Mare's breath.- Horse chestnut. - Horse chestnut.- Clue's in the name.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Anyway, look, you wanted double figures,

0:19:21 > 0:19:22- you got 18 points.- Thank you.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24APPLAUSE

0:19:30 > 0:19:32And now Jordan again, please.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Now, you're a rapper, and you are Rizzle Kicks.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42What you did at the start of your career was get on YouTube.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44And you had a phenomenal number of hits.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Give us a clue of how big it was.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Oh, well, the first video we uploaded

0:19:48 > 0:19:50now has like 14 million hits or something.

0:19:50 > 0:19:5314 million. You threw that away as if it was just...

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yeah, I know! The maddest thing is,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58we got signed to a record label from being on YouTube,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01and I remember we had just got 100,000 hits on the video,

0:20:01 > 0:20:02and the label said to us,

0:20:02 > 0:20:05"All right, we're going to have to shoot a new video."

0:20:05 > 0:20:07And I was like, "Nah, that's not happening."

0:20:07 > 0:20:11We did another video, fortunately it was almost like an update,

0:20:11 > 0:20:14and then, you know, I'm not really saying much now it's got 14 million.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16They're like, "You were whinging about 100,000 - shut up."

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- 14 million is just ridiculous. - I know.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21About six million of them are people who don't even like the song.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24LAUGHTER

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Long gone are the days when to be a musician

0:20:26 > 0:20:28you had to learn an instrument.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32I think you can make an album, you can make an empire in your bedroom.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Yeah. Well, well done. 9 points, you have,

0:20:36 > 0:20:39and you've got two minutes of general knowledge, starting now.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Which small insect-eating mammal, native to Britain,

0:20:42 > 0:20:44curls into a protective ball when it senses danger?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Hedgehog.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49In America, what can be served either sunny-side-up or over easy?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Eggs.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Who stars in the title role of Baz Luhrmann's

0:20:52 > 0:20:542013 film version of The Great Gatsby?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Which short jacket with a gathered waistband

0:20:57 > 0:21:00got its name because a similar garment was worn by air crews

0:21:00 > 0:21:02during the Second World War?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Pass.- In football, who was called "the Wally with the Brolly"

0:21:04 > 0:21:07as he sheltered from the rain during his last match in charge

0:21:07 > 0:21:10of England, a 3-2 home defeat to Croatia in 2007?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Oh, er...

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Goran...- Nope, Steve McClaren.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Which British graffiti artist, whose real identity is unknown,

0:21:17 > 0:21:19has created works such as Mild Mild West

0:21:19 > 0:21:22and the sculpture Ballerina with Action Man Parts?

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Banksy.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Which Scottish mountain is the highest in the British Isles

0:21:26 > 0:21:27at 1,343 metres?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Aah, the tall one!- Yeah!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30LAUGHTER

0:21:30 > 0:21:32That's my answer.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33We'll take it as a pass.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Which Roald Dahl story has been made into

0:21:36 > 0:21:38a West End stage musical that opened in 2013,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41directed by the Academy Award winner Sam Mendes?

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Danny Champion of the World?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Obviously!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48According to the words of Katie Melua's 2005 Top Ten hit

0:21:48 > 0:21:51there are "nine million bicycles" in which Asian capital city?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Beijing.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Which Middle Eastern country is one of the world's three largest

0:21:55 > 0:21:57producers of crude oil alongside Russia and the USA?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Dubai.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Saudi Arabia. The bone disease rickets is normally caused by a

0:22:02 > 0:22:06deficiency of a vitamin, produced in the body by exposure to sunlight. Which vitamin?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07- C?- D.- D! D!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11What name is given to the graduated sequence of notes that an octave

0:22:11 > 0:22:13is divided into? The name comes from the Italian for ladder.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Scale.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Which woodland is traditionally said to have been

0:22:17 > 0:22:19the home of Robin Hood and his band of outlaws?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, my God, no! Er...

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Sherwood Forest!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Yes! Who followed in the footsteps of Sylvester McCoy

0:22:25 > 0:22:28and David Tennant to be the third Scot to play the lead role

0:22:28 > 0:22:31in Doctor Who when he was unveiled as the Doctor in August 2013?

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Oh, the guy from In The Loop, I know this!- Yes...

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, God! No!

0:22:39 > 0:22:40I'll take that as a pass.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41BEEP

0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's over now, you're out of your agony.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48I'll help you along. P-E-T... Peter... Peter Cap...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Peter Capalabubsly!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Well, you wouldn't have got it, would you?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Peter Capaldi.- I knew that!

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Cos I was super-excited when he got it.- Great actor.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Anyway, that's the one that you knew, and the other one,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03you'll hate it even more - Ben Nevis.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah, I know, but...

0:23:05 > 0:23:07If you'd said it sounded like a normal human's name

0:23:07 > 0:23:09then I probably would have got it.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12We'll never know, will we?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15And that short jacket and all that is a bomber jacket.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Oh!- Anyway, you now have a total of 16 points.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21APPLAUSE

0:23:27 > 0:23:30And Kevin again, please.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Right, Kevin. Now, you chose the Beatles music, so therefore...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38They are heroes, and you did have the honour

0:23:38 > 0:23:43of meeting Paul McCartney. That must have been quite a profound moment.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45It was a very profound moment.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48I got backstage, because a good friend of mine had a ticket,

0:23:48 > 0:23:53and he had a spare one, and so we waited around, eating nibbles,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56and then Mr McCartney came by...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Sir Paul.- Sir Paul came by,

0:23:58 > 0:24:02and he said hello to my mate, and my mate said, "Oh, by the way, Paul,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05"this is my mate Kev." And I'll never forget

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- what Paul McCartney said to me. - Go on.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08"Hi, Kev!"

0:24:08 > 0:24:10LAUGHTER

0:24:10 > 0:24:11And?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- That was it?- I'll never forget that.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- It's not difficult, really, is it? - I suppose not.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21But, you know, the words are etched in my heart. "Hi, Kev."

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- It's great.- But you can't really change the content, can you?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Not really, no. I'll just have to work with what I've got.- Yeah.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34OK, 11 points, 18 is the score to beat. Here we go.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35In the play by JM Barrie,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Captain Hook is the arch-enemy of which character?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Peter Pan. - The name of which Scottish festival

0:24:40 > 0:24:43comes from the old Norman French for "a gift at the new year"?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Hogmanay.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46What item of clothing is the "baggy green",

0:24:46 > 0:24:49much revered by Australian cricket players?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Er, pass.- Graham Sutherland's huge tapestry

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Christ in Glory in the Tetramorph was completed in 1962

0:24:56 > 0:24:58to hang in an English cathedral that had been rebuilt

0:24:58 > 0:25:01after it was destroyed during WWII. Which cathedral?

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Coventry.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Which German breed of dog's sometimes called a sausage dog because of its long body?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Dachshund.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09In a classic Monty Python television sketch,

0:25:09 > 0:25:11what title was won by Gervaise Brook-Hampster,

0:25:11 > 0:25:14with Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith second

0:25:14 > 0:25:15and Nigel Incubator-Jones third?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Upper Class Twit Of The Year.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Which New York borough gives its name to a cocktail

0:25:19 > 0:25:21normally consisting of whisky, sweet vermouth

0:25:21 > 0:25:23and angostura bitters?

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Manhattan.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Which French-Canadian singer won the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest

0:25:27 > 0:25:29for Switzerland with Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Er...pass.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34What is the name of Prince Charles' private residence

0:25:34 > 0:25:35in Gloucestershire?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Langtree...?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Highgrove House. Which capital city at the foot of the Himalayas

0:25:39 > 0:25:41was at the end of the so-called Hippie Trail?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44It has a street nicknamed Freak Street where hippies gathered.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Kathmandu. - According to the title of John Gray's best-selling book,

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Men Are From Mars; Women Are From...?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Venus.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Who plays Eliot Ness, the real-life crime-fighter

0:25:52 > 0:25:54and nemesis of Al Capone, in the 1987 film The Untouchables?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Eliot Gould.- Kevin Costner!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58The name of which flesh-eating dinosaur comes from the Greek

0:25:58 > 0:26:00and Latin for tyrant lizard king?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Tyrannosaurus Rex.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Which former Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer is the father

0:26:04 > 0:26:07of the celebrated television cook and food writer Nigella?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Nigel Lawson.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Which literary character, on his famous Travels,

0:26:10 > 0:26:14encountered scientists trying to extract sunbeams from cucumbers

0:26:14 > 0:26:16and a war over the best way to eat a boiled egg?

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Gulliver's.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20What French word that originally meant a hood for a monk

0:26:20 > 0:26:23is used for a lightweight type of waterproof coat?

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Gabardine?

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Cagoule. According to Matthew's Gospel, which precious metal was the

0:26:27 > 0:26:30first gift given to the baby Jesus by the Wise Men?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Gold.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Yes. Cio-Cio-San is the tragic heroine of which Puccini opera?

0:26:35 > 0:26:36BEEP

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Erm...

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Er...

0:26:41 > 0:26:44It's Madam Ping-Pong...

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Close. I'll have to tell you the rest cos we're out of time.- Yeah.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Madam Butterfly.- Oh! - You had two passes.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Celine Dion...you nearly said Celine Dion, didn't you?

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- I did, yes.- She was the French-Canadian singer.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59And it's a cap, the "baggy green".

0:26:59 > 0:27:03But I tell you, Kevin, it doesn't matter. Your score is 23.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05APPLAUSE

0:27:13 > 0:27:17No doubt about the winner there. Let's have a look at the scores.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20In fourth place, with 14 points, Adil Ray.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Third place, 16 points, Jordan Stephens.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Second place, 18 points, Mark Porter.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29In first place, with 23 points,

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Kevin Eldon.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33APPLAUSE

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Now then.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52There you go.

0:27:52 > 0:27:57- Thank you very much.- Congratulations. - Thank you. Marvellous.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Is it going to change your life?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01It's going to change my life entirely.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05In fact, it's going to take over Paul McCartney saying, "Hi, Kev" to me.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Listen, next time you meet him, he'll know about this.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12And it'll be altogether different. There'll be a bit of respect.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14- Thank you very much.- Well done.

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