0:00:24 > 0:00:26First in the spotlight tonight,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28the comedian and poet Tim Key.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30His specialist subject, Andy Murray.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Next, the Antiques Roadshow specialist
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Andy McConnell on Joe Cocker.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49The singer Amy Macdonald answers questions on the sitcom Still Game.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And the lyricist Sir Richard Stilgoe
0:00:55 > 0:00:58answers questions on British musicals.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind
0:01:14 > 0:01:17with me John Humphrys and four celebrities
0:01:17 > 0:01:20who are putting their reputations on the line
0:01:20 > 0:01:21just to win a glass trophy.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Their fee goes to charity but, of course, there is the lure,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28the great lure of becoming a Celebrity Mastermind.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30The rules are the same though.
0:01:30 > 0:01:3390 seconds of questions on their specialist subject
0:01:33 > 0:01:36and then two minutes on general knowledge.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38So let us ask our first contender to join us, please.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46And your name is?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Your chosen charity?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53And your chosen subject?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Andy Murray in 90 seconds, here we go.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00In 2013, Andy Murray became the first British man since 1936
0:02:00 > 0:02:02to win the Wimbledon Men's Singles Championship.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Which former Grand Slam Champion coached Murray during the Championship?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Ivan Lendl. - Whom did Murray partner
0:02:08 > 0:02:10to win a silver medal in the Mixed Doubles
0:02:10 > 0:02:12at the 2012 London Olympics?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Laura Robson. - In what year did Murray first play
0:02:15 > 0:02:16in the Men's Singles at Wimbledon?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18He lost in the third round to David Nalbandian
0:02:18 > 0:02:21despite having been two sets to love up.
0:02:21 > 0:02:222005.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Murray has won two and lost two
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Grand Slam Finals to Novak Djokovic.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Which other opponent has beaten him
0:02:27 > 0:02:29on all three occasions that they've met
0:02:29 > 0:02:30in a Grand Slam Final?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Federer. - Which Junior Grand Slam title
0:02:32 > 0:02:34did Murray win in 2004
0:02:34 > 0:02:38when he beat the Ukrainian Sergiy Stakhovsky in the final?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39US Open.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Murray's first round match in the 2005 US Open
0:02:42 > 0:02:44was delayed in the fifth set because he was ill on court.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Who was his opponent?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Pavel.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52In which Spanish city is the Sanchez-Casal Academy
0:02:52 > 0:02:55that Murray attended as a teenager?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Barcelona.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Murray has twice reached
0:02:57 > 0:02:59the semifinal stages of the French Open,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03once in 2011 and again in 2014.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Who did he lose to on both occasions?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Nadal.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Murray missed the French Open and Wimbledon in 2007
0:03:09 > 0:03:11after he injured his wrist while he was playing
0:03:11 > 0:03:13in a tournament in which city?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Cincinnati.- Hamburg.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Which Swiss player did Murray beat
0:03:16 > 0:03:18in the First Round at the 2012 London Olympics?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21He beat Roger Federer, who is also Swiss, in the final.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Bastl.- No, Wawrinka.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Murray made his Davis Cup debut as a 17-year-old...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- BEEP - ..in a doubles match partnering David Sherwood.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Which country did they beat three sets to one?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Israel.- Israel it was.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Tim, no passes, you've scored 9 points.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40APPLAUSE
0:03:49 > 0:03:50And our next contender, please.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And your name is?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Your chosen charity?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03And your chosen subject?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Joe Cocker, in 90 seconds.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Cocker is an English rock, blues and soul singer
0:04:09 > 0:04:10who became popular in the '60s.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12His only US number one single is a duet
0:04:12 > 0:04:14with Jennifer Warnes. With what title?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Up Where We Belong. - Cocker's singles
0:04:16 > 0:04:19With A Little Help From My Friends and Delta Lady
0:04:19 > 0:04:22were released in the UK, in '68 and '69 respectively,
0:04:22 > 0:04:23on which record label?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Regal Zonophone. - Which gas board did Cocker work for
0:04:26 > 0:04:28as an apprentice after he left school in 1960?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- East Midlands Gas Board. - Which song by Billy Preston and Bruce Fisher
0:04:31 > 0:04:34did Cocker sing with his teenage idol Ray Charles
0:04:34 > 0:04:37during the '83 A Man And His Soul recordings?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38You Are So Beautiful.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41A cover of Lennon and McCartney's I'll Cry Instead
0:04:41 > 0:04:43was released as Cocker's first single after
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Decca Records' A&R man Dick Rowe rejected
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Cocker's cover of a Hoagy Carmichael song.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Which song?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- I'll Cry Instead. - Georgia On My Mind.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Cocker's backing band early in his career was The Avengers.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55What was his stage name at the time?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Vance Arnold. - Which guitarist accompanied Cocker on stage
0:04:58 > 0:05:00when he sang With A Little Help From My Friends
0:05:00 > 0:05:01at the Party At The Palace
0:05:01 > 0:05:03to celebrate the Queen's Golden Jubilee?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Brian May. - In the early '90s,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Cocker bought a plot of land near Crawford in Colorado
0:05:07 > 0:05:09on which he built a mansion. What did he call it?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Cocker's Chateau. - No, Mad Dog Ranch.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Mad Dog Ranch, yes!- Yes...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22In which Australian city was Cocker charged in '72
0:05:22 > 0:05:25with a number of offences including assaulting the police?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26A week earlier he had been fined
0:05:26 > 0:05:28for drug offences in Adelaide.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Melbourne. - What was the name of Island Records' studios in Nassau
0:05:31 > 0:05:34where Cocker recorded the '82 album Sheffield Steel?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Compass Point.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Which Leonard Cohen song
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- on Cocker's self-titled '69 album... - BEEP
0:05:39 > 0:05:42..also appears on his live album Mad Dogs And Englishmen?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Bird On A Wire.- Is correct.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51No passes, Andy, you have also scored 9 points.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53APPLAUSE
0:06:01 > 0:06:02And our next contender, please.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09And your name is?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Your chosen charity?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13And your chosen subject?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16In 90 seconds, starting now.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Still Game is a Scottish sitcom
0:06:18 > 0:06:21about two Glaswegian pensioners Jack Jarvis and Victor McDade.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24In which tower block in the Craiglang estate does Victor live?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Jack joins him there when Victor's neighbour Mr Hannigan dies
0:06:26 > 0:06:28and his flat becomes available.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Osprey Heights. - In the episode Shooglies,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32how many years of friendship do Jack and Victor celebrate
0:06:32 > 0:06:35with an expensive meal and a visit to the Transport Museum?
0:06:35 > 0:06:3660.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39What is the name of the convenience store in Craiglang
0:06:39 > 0:06:43run by Navid and his wife Meena, whose face is never seen?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Harrid's Convenience Store.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45In the episode Oot,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47which character, played by Sylvester McCoy,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50comes out of his house for the first time since the '60s
0:06:50 > 0:06:52to move to Osprey Heights?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53I'll pass.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56What is the name of the racehorse brought to Craiglang
0:06:56 > 0:06:58to celebrate the opening of the new bookies
0:06:58 > 0:07:00in the episode Dram?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Captain Dandy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Who takes time off from his duties as a hospital DJ
0:07:04 > 0:07:05to go on a time-share holiday
0:07:05 > 0:07:07that one of the patients cannot use?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Tam Mullen.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11What object that he lent Wullie McIntosh many years ago
0:07:11 > 0:07:13does Jack retrieve from Wullie's flat
0:07:13 > 0:07:14after he is believed to have died?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's a stuffed raccoon.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19What is the name of the bestselling product of Henderson's bakery,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21which Craiglang's drunken tramp Pete
0:07:21 > 0:07:23claims to have invented when he worked there?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24It's a beefy bake.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27At which school, attended by children with wealthy parents,
0:07:27 > 0:07:30does Winston briefly take over as the lollipop man
0:07:30 > 0:07:31while Charlie is in hospital?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34He hopes the children will give him expensive Christmas gifts.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Pass. - When old Ronnie was on Mastermind
0:07:36 > 0:07:39with the Second World War as his specialist subject,
0:07:39 > 0:07:40he lost by one point.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42What was the one answer he forgot?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- The Bismarck. - What is the title of the episode in series one
0:07:45 > 0:07:47in which Winston comes up with a method...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- BEEP - ..of bypassing the electricity meters
0:07:49 > 0:07:51to get free heating?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Cauld. - Yes, that's exactly right.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You had two passes, Amy.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Willow Park Academy was that school
0:07:58 > 0:08:03and Archie Taylor was the character played by Sylvester McCoy.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Amy, you have also got 9 points.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08APPLAUSE
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Let's see if our next contender can break the pattern.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And your name is?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Your chosen charity?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29And your chosen subject?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34British musicals, here we go. 90 seconds.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Which musical includes the songs Time Warp, Dammit Janet
0:08:37 > 0:08:39and Over At The Frankenstein Place?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Pass. - Noel Coward's 1929 musical Bitter Sweet
0:08:43 > 0:08:46is set partly in London and in which other city?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Vienna. - Which hit song from the '37 musical Me And My Girl
0:08:49 > 0:08:52includes the lines, "Everything's free and easy, do as you darn well pleasey"?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- The Lambeth Walk. - Which Ivor Novello musical tells the story of Nikki,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58the monarch of Murania who abdicates in favour of his son
0:08:58 > 0:09:00and goes into exile? It was made into a film
0:09:00 > 0:09:02starring Errol Flynn and Anna Neagle?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Careless Rapture. - King's Rhapsody.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Which West End theatre staged Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice's
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Jesus Christ Superstar in August '72?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It had opened on Broadway the previous year.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Palace Theatre. - Who played the title role
0:09:13 > 0:09:15in the first West End run of the musical Billy,
0:09:15 > 0:09:16based on the novel and play Billy Liar
0:09:16 > 0:09:18by Keith Waterhouse and Willis Hall?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Michael Crawford. - Who composed the music for the musical Pickwick?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Harry Secombe starred in the title role
0:09:23 > 0:09:25when it opened at the Saville Theatre in July '63?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Cyril Ornadel.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Which musical that opened in London in 1916
0:09:29 > 0:09:31and ran for over 2,000 performances
0:09:31 > 0:09:33is loosely based on one of the tales from the Arabian Nights?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Chu-Chin-Chow. - Which composer collaborated with David Heneker
0:09:36 > 0:09:39to write the music and lyrics of Expresso Bongo
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and the English version of Irma La Douce?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44He's best known for the James Bond theme.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Monty Norman. - Which role did David Essex play
0:09:46 > 0:09:48in the original West End production of Evita
0:09:48 > 0:09:51that opened at the Prince Edward Theatre in June '78?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Che. - Who originally played the title role of Gay Daventry,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58a bankrupt producer and stage star who opens a drama school
0:09:58 > 0:09:59in Ivor Novello's Gay's The Word?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Novello died less than a month after it opened in February '51.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ivor Novello himself?
0:10:04 > 0:10:05No. Cicely Courtneidge.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Which... - BEEP
0:10:06 > 0:10:07I've started so I'll finish.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Which 1923 revue named after a new radio call sign
0:10:11 > 0:10:13was the first musical written by Noel Coward?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15It includes the song Parisian Pierrot,
0:10:15 > 0:10:17which was sung by the show's leading lady,
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Gertrude Lawrence?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Cavalcade. - It was London Calling.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24One pass.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27That musical the Time Warp, Dammit Janet and all that -
0:10:27 > 0:10:28it was The Rocky Horror Show.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Right.- Yes and 8 points, Richard.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35JOHN LAUGHS APPLAUSE
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Well, nearly a full house of nines but not quite,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48let's have a look at the scores.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50In fourth place with 8 points,
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Richard Stilgoe.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Joint first place, 9 points apiece,
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Tim Key, Andy McConnell
0:10:54 > 0:10:56and Amy Macdonald.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58APPLAUSE
0:11:01 > 0:11:04So it is the General Knowledge Round now and if there's a tie
0:11:04 > 0:11:06at the end of it, which there very well might be,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08then the number of passes is taken into account
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Let us get on with it. And ask Richard to join us again please.
0:11:14 > 0:11:20And we first met Richard so long ago when you were celebrating...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22It was either Cats or Starlight Express,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I can't remember, but anyway, um... What's the best musical of all time?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Oh, I'd have to give you five, I think.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33West Side Story, Guys And Dolls, Oklahoma.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I can't remember the other two but Matilda of the new ones - brilliant.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Really?- Yeah. - And what makes a good musical?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I mean, is it that thing, is it the old cliche about coming out
0:11:42 > 0:11:44and humming the tune or is it more than that?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Well, if we knew, we'd never had a flop.- That's true.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49The first thing you've got to have is not taking
0:11:49 > 0:11:53the emotions from A to B, the emotions must go from A to Z
0:11:53 > 0:11:56otherwise why on Earth is everybody bursting out singing?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- So you've got to be moved?- You've got to be moved.- Not just amused...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02You can't sing about going to order a cup of coffee, there's got to be
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- passion, there's got to be drama. - So it's not like opera then,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08cos you can perfectly well sing about going to order a cup of coffee in opera.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, an opera is different, cos the idea with opera is to lose
0:12:11 > 0:12:14as much money as possible whereas musical's the other way around.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16LAUGHTER
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Great, you have 8 points,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21you get two minutes now on general knowledge.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Let's see how you do. Here we go.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Which animal is known as the ship of the desert?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26The camel.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Last Man Standing - Tales From Tinseltown
0:12:28 > 0:12:30is the 2014 autobiography of an actor who has played
0:12:30 > 0:12:33both James Bond and Simon Templar. What is his name?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Roger Moore.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37The Comoros Islands and which large island
0:12:37 > 0:12:39off the coast of East Africa are the only place where
0:12:39 > 0:12:41lemurs are found in the wild?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Was that a question?- Yeah.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Is it true or false? Sorry.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49The Comoros Islands and which large island off the coast of...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51which large island off the coast of East Africa?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Oh, I beg your pardon, Right. Madagascar.- Yes.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Soldiers of the United Nations peace-keeping forces
0:12:56 > 0:12:58wear berets or helmets of what colour?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59- Green. BOTH:- Blue.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02A lonely and rather disorganised detective inspector,
0:13:02 > 0:13:03created by the novelist RD Wingfield,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06was played on television by David Jason.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07What's his name?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Um, Inspector Frost. - Jack Frost, yeah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11What French term is used to describe wine brought
0:13:11 > 0:13:14to the temperature of the room in which it is served?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Chambre.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Timothy Q Mouse is the friend and business manager
0:13:17 > 0:13:20of which circus elephant in the '41 Disney film of the same name?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Dumbo?- Yeah. Which northern Italian city is the centre
0:13:22 > 0:13:25of the fashion industry? Its streets contain the salons
0:13:25 > 0:13:27of some of the world's best known designers.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Milan?- Yeah. Which London sporting venue, opened in 2007, was designed
0:13:30 > 0:13:34by the architecture firms of Foster + Partners and Populous?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- O2?- No, Wembley Stadium. In Greek mythology,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39what's the name of the nymph whose hopeless love for Narcissus
0:13:39 > 0:13:42caused her to fade away until only her voice remained?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Pass.- Which bestselling 1966 novel by Jacqueline Susann
0:13:45 > 0:13:49tells of three ambitious starlets - Neely, Jennifer and Anne - and their problems
0:13:49 > 0:13:51with men and chemical dependency?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Valley Of The Dolls.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54What name is given to the force that keeps
0:13:54 > 0:13:56the planets in orbit around the Sun and also
0:13:56 > 0:13:58attracts a falling body towards the Earth?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Gravity.- In 1982, Geraldine Rees, riding Cheers, became
0:14:01 > 0:14:03the first woman jockey to complete which course?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- The Grand National?- Yes. In which county
0:14:05 > 0:14:07are the towns of Bridgwater, Street and Taunton?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Somerset.- In August 2013 a man using the Wi-Fi
0:14:10 > 0:14:13network at the British Library was denied access
0:14:13 > 0:14:15to an online version of a Shakespeare play
0:14:15 > 0:14:17that features a duel, stabbings, poisonings and a drowning,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20because of its violent content? Which play?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Hamlet.- What dessert is known in German-speaking... - BEEP
0:14:23 > 0:14:26..countries as Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Black forest gateau. - It is correct.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Just the one pass there, Richard.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33The name of the nymph whose hopeless love for Narcissus
0:14:33 > 0:14:35caused her to fade away - Echo.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Yeah. You've scored a total of 21 points.- Thank you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41APPLAUSE
0:14:47 > 0:14:50And now, Tim again, please.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52And now, Tim...
0:14:53 > 0:14:56..you write your own poetry...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Yeah.- ..as part of your act.- I do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Which raises the obvious question - why?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Well, I'm a comedian and I started doing comedy
0:15:06 > 0:15:10and was very poor at doing it so I gave up.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- You mean they didn't laugh? - They didn't laugh at all.- Right.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15So I sort of walked away and then just sort of
0:15:15 > 0:15:19sat on my own tinkering away writing little poems and staying busy
0:15:19 > 0:15:22and then got asked to do some stand-up about three years later
0:15:22 > 0:15:26and sort of threw up and then got my poems out and said, well,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'll read some poems and then that kind of became my act.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Give us some example, give us...give us some poem.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Yeah, I have one.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- So this one is about...- You didn't really scrumple them up like that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Yeah, usually they're like this. JOHN LAUGHS
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I mean, you'll see why, they're not, sort of, to be treasured, really.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46This is about...love.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49So, finally, a poet prepared to tackle...love.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Chris and Sian started having an affair
0:15:54 > 0:15:57But Sian couldn't wink properly
0:15:57 > 0:15:59So everyone found out and they had to end it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:16:01 > 0:16:06- That is so...- I've got about 2,000 of them.- 2,000?!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Yeah, but I mean, they're not that difficult to write.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I mean, that's not a, sort of, eighth draft.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- And you make a living out of doing that?- Yes.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I'm going to make no more comment, I think.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- TIM LAUGHS - Great stuff.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Tim, you've got 9 points in the bag, 21 is the score to beat.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Here we go, two minutes.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Which country's flag is known as
0:16:31 > 0:16:32the Stars and Stripes?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- USA.- The Royal Air Force Aerobatic Team,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38formed in 1965 and originally based at RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40is more usually known by what name?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, my God. The Red...
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Devils, Red...
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Arrows!- Arrows.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Which Pharrell Williams song, a UK number one hit
0:16:48 > 0:16:53in 2013, has been named the most-downloaded track of all time in the UK?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Happy.- Faro is the capital and Albufeira, Lagos and Sagres are holiday resorts
0:16:58 > 0:17:02in which historic region at the southern tip of Portugal?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Um, pass.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06What is the title of the Kipling poem that ends,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09"Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
0:17:09 > 0:17:11"And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12If.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15What was the nickname of the Chief Nurse Major Margaret Houlihan
0:17:15 > 0:17:17in the television series and film M*A*S*H?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Um...
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Can't remember.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What word for a gleeful laugh, invented by
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Lewis Carroll in around 1871, is supposedly
0:17:26 > 0:17:28a combination of chuckle and snort?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Chortle.- The motorised rickshaws, found in Thailand
0:17:31 > 0:17:33and other south-east Asian countries, are known by
0:17:33 > 0:17:35what name that comes from the sound of their engines?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Tuk-tuk.- Which fashion designer was born in Morecambe in 1961,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42the son of the Native American wrestler Billy Two Rivers?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Steve McQueen? - Wayne Hemingway.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48The acronym CAMRA, used as the name of an organisation
0:17:48 > 0:17:51established in 1971, stands for the Campaign for...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Real Ale.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Which group's 1985 album Brothers In Arms
0:17:55 > 0:17:58was the first to sell over a million copies in the CD format?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Pass.- Who wrote the novel Angels And Demons,
0:18:01 > 0:18:06a science versus religion thriller set in a Swiss physics lab and the Vatican?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Dan Brown.- The logo of which publishing company is a half-eaten apple?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12It was launched for women writers in 1973
0:18:12 > 0:18:14by Carmen Callil, Rosie Boycott and Marsha Rowe?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Pass.- What name goes before 'Emlyn', 'Under Lyme'
0:18:17 > 0:18:20and 'Upon Tyne' to make the names of three British towns or cities?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Newcastle.- Which innovation, invented by Heine Allemagne
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and trialled in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30has been introduced into the Premier League this season for free kicks?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31BEEP
0:18:31 > 0:18:33The foam spray.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yeah, we'll accept foam spray or vanishing spray.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Thank you. - You had four passes.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Virago was that publishing company with the half-eaten apple.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Dire Straits was Brothers In Arms and all that.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Hot Lips Houlihan. - Hmm.- Do you remember her?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- And the Algarve is where Albufeira, Lagos and all that.- Yeah.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54You knew that, didn't you? Tim, you have a total of 18 points.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56APPLAUSE
0:19:02 > 0:19:05And now, Andy again, please.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09And you're the glassware specialist, Andy,
0:19:09 > 0:19:11and it's a bit different, isn't it, from, I don't know,
0:19:11 > 0:19:15pictures or something because glassware tends to get used,
0:19:15 > 0:19:19it doesn't just hang on a wall. So does an awful lot of the best stuff
0:19:19 > 0:19:21just gets smashed over the years?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's incredible how much survives, really,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I think that it is extraordinary, the fragility of it,
0:19:27 > 0:19:28I think people always valued it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31But do you reckon that there are lots and lots of people
0:19:31 > 0:19:33with glasses in the back of their cupboards
0:19:33 > 0:19:36they never use and they might be worth quite a bit?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Don't know, bring them into a road show.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41That's what I, you know, the fact is that road shows are amazing
0:19:41 > 0:19:43because you can bring anything into that show,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- I mean, people bring wheelbarrows of stuff into...- Really?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48..stately homes.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52It's the most democratic programme, it is really fun to be on.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's a great thing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Right, now look, Andy, you have 9 points,
0:19:55 > 0:19:5721 is still the score to beat.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Can I have the easier questions, please? Because some of these
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- are really tricky.- Yeah, these are all dead easy. As you would say.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Right, two minutes, general knowledge. Here we go.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07What name is given to a knee-length pleated skirt,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10especially one in tartan, as worn by men in Highland dress?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Kilt.- In which film is Brian Cohen,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15who was born on the original Christmas Day in the stable next door,
0:20:15 > 0:20:19mistakenly hailed as the Messiah by a trio of not-so-wise men?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Ah, Monty Python.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's, um...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Holy Grail. - The Life Of Brian.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29What is the name of the lemon liqueur from southern Italy,
0:20:29 > 0:20:32typically made from lemon zest, sugar syrup and alcohol?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- No idea, pass. - Which ocean, bounded by Africa to the west
0:20:36 > 0:20:40and Australia to the east, is the smallest of the Earth's three great oceans?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Indian.- Which American author won a Pulitzer Prize in 1940
0:20:43 > 0:20:45for his novel The Grapes Of Wrath?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46- Hemingway.- Steinbeck.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Who began his television career in New Zealand before returning
0:20:49 > 0:20:53to Britain in 1985 to present the all-new Children's BBC
0:20:53 > 0:20:56from a tiny control desk nicknamed the Broom Cupboard?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- John Craven. - Phillip Schofield.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03In art, what word is used for a painting, drawing, sculpture, photograph,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06or other likeness of an individual, especially of the face?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Portrait.- In 1518, a Portuguese navigator was sent by Charles I of Spain
0:21:10 > 0:21:12to find a route to the East Indies round
0:21:12 > 0:21:14the tip of South America? Who was he?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Vasco da Gama.- Magellan. What is the family name of the crime dynasty
0:21:17 > 0:21:22created by Mario Puzo in The Godfather and its two sequels?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- What, the family name? - Yeah.- Don't know.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30Which famous scientist is played by Walter Matthau in the '94 rom-com IQ?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Pass.- Who starred opposite Gertrude Lawrence as the King of Siam
0:21:33 > 0:21:35in the original Broadway version of The King And I?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38He appeared in the same role opposite Deborah Kerr in the film.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Fred Astaire.- Yul Brynner.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Which dog-like animal native to Australia is also
0:21:43 > 0:21:45known by the Aboriginal name the warrigal?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Dingo.- What name is given to a matching cardigan
0:21:48 > 0:21:51and sweater that's been an item of women's wear since the 1930s?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Twinset.- Which hotel gave the Eagles their only British
0:21:54 > 0:21:56top ten hit single in 1977?
0:21:56 > 0:22:01- California.- Which planet is named after the Roman god of the sea?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Neptune.- What term is used in the Ryder Cup for a player who is picked
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- by the captain... - BEEP
0:22:06 > 0:22:08..after he has failed automatic selection?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Wild card.- Is correct.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14You had three passes, Andy. Albert Einstein was the famous scientist.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Who?- Yeah, I know, it usually is Einstein.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's normally the answer to most of these questions.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Corleone was the family name in The Godfather.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23And that liquor - limoncello.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Um, Andy.- I'll have a pint.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Not now, you won't.
0:22:28 > 0:22:2917 points.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32APPLAUSE
0:22:39 > 0:22:42And finally, Amy, again, please.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45And now, Amy,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49you're sort of the antithesis of the X Factor, aren't you?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Because they set out to be famous
0:22:52 > 0:22:55and then maybe they'll learn to sing songs later or something.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Whereas YOU have done the porridge,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59you've actually learned how to do it and...
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- I hope so.- But there's a difference, isn't there?- I try my best.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08I think so. I think it's nicer to do it the way that I've done it because
0:23:08 > 0:23:09when you suddenly find yourself
0:23:09 > 0:23:13standing on a stage in front of people that have actually paid
0:23:13 > 0:23:14to come and watch you,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17you really appreciate the times when you stood
0:23:17 > 0:23:19on a stage in front of nobody.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24And it means that I'm really thankful for all the support that I have had
0:23:24 > 0:23:26and it just makes you respect it that little bit more
0:23:26 > 0:23:29rather than if you're suddenly in front of thousands,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I think that would be a little more daunting.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Did you always know you had a nice voice?- No, I used to have a terrible voice, actually.- Really?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37My dad has very, very
0:23:37 > 0:23:40incriminating home movies of me
0:23:40 > 0:23:42attempting to sing Michael Jackson.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46And back then, I was tone-deaf so there's hope for everyone,
0:23:46 > 0:23:47you can develop it.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And what's the sort of ultimate ambition for someone like you?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Um...- Because you've done terribly well already.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I don't know, I mean, for me,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58you obviously dream of the kind of
0:23:58 > 0:24:01best that you can be but I just really enjoy what I do.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, if in ten years' time I was able to continue
0:24:04 > 0:24:08kind of plugging on like I do, then that would make me immensely happy.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Right, general knowledge now.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Two minutes, 21 is the score to beat
0:24:12 > 0:24:15if you are to become a Celebrity Mastermind.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Here we go.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Which district of West London is the scene of an annual carnival
0:24:19 > 0:24:23that's taken place over the August Bank Holiday weekend since 1965?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Notting Hill. - Which biblical prophet
0:24:25 > 0:24:29led the children of Israel out of captivity in Egypt?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Moses.- The lake, partly in Switzerland and partly in France,
0:24:32 > 0:24:36known as Lac Leman in French and Genfersee in Germany,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39is usually known by what name in English?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Pass.- Which artist painted Red Vineyard in 1888?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46It is reputedly the only work that he managed to sell during his lifetime?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Van Gogh.- In the novel by Victor Hugo,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52what is the name of the Hunchback of Notre Dame who falls in love
0:24:52 > 0:24:54with the beautiful Gypsy girl Esmeralda?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Quasimodo. - Which comic book hero, who first appeared in 1938,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01wears a blue body suit with red briefs and a red cape?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Superman. - What is the name of the First World War horse,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07known as 'the horse the Germans could not kill',
0:25:07 > 0:25:09who was awarded an honorary Dickin medal,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12that's the animal VC, in September 2014?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- No idea.- What word is used in medicine for the identification
0:25:15 > 0:25:19of diseases from the examination of a patient's symptoms?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Pass.- Daryl Hall was one half of a popular
0:25:23 > 0:25:25soul-inspired duo of the '80s. Who was the other?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- Oates.- Yes, John Oates. Which Hollywood couple finally tied the knot
0:25:29 > 0:25:32in August 2014 in a private ceremony
0:25:32 > 0:25:35at their estate in the south of France, the Chateau Miraval?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. - Of what fruit are
0:25:38 > 0:25:40cantaloupe and galia varieties?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Melon.- Which 2014 film whose stars include
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Bill Nighy, Imelda Staunton and Paddy Considine tells of
0:25:47 > 0:25:51the gay and lesbian community's support for the 1984 miners' strike?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Pride.- In which of the countries of the UK are the Sperrin Mountains
0:25:55 > 0:25:57and the Mountains of Mourne?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- No idea.- What name is given to water in its vapour form,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03when it can be used as a source of power?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Hydroelectric.- No, steam.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11In cricket, who partnered Joe Root in a Test record tenth wicket stand
0:26:11 > 0:26:15against India at Trent Bridge in July 2014?
0:26:15 > 0:26:16No idea.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- BEEP - Joel Grey won a Best Supporting Actor
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Oscar for his role as the Master of Ceremonies in a 1972 film musical,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26set in 1930s Berlin. What is that film called?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Don't know.- Well, I'll tell you cos you're out of time, Cabaret.- OK.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Six passes altogether, Amy.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Jimmy Anderson was the cricketer.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Northern Ireland's where the Sperrin Mountains
0:26:37 > 0:26:39and Mountains of Mourne are.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43A diagnosis is the word used for identification, etc.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Warrior was the name of that First World War horse
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- and Lake Geneva, known as... - I knew that one.- Yeah.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- You just have a mind blank when you sit here.- Of course you do.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55The sole purpose of that chair is to induce that in you.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Anyway, Amy, you got close. 18 points.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00APPLAUSE
0:27:09 > 0:27:12So he held the lead. Let's have a look at all the scores.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14In fourth place, 17 points, Andy McConnell.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Joint second place, 18 points apiece,
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Tim Key and Amy Macdonald.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21First place, 21 points,
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Richard Stilgoe.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Thank you, thank you very much.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Richard.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40There you go.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Congratulations.- Thank you very much.- Well done.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I take it you're now going to write a musical about Mastermind?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Yeah, it's going to be called The Thin Edge Of The Wedge.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52LAUGHTER
0:27:52 > 0:27:54And the value, Andy?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Well, with Richard winning it, about 25 quid.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Me, if I'd won it, couple of grand, I reckon.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00LAUGHTER
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- Well, well done.- Thank you very much.- A good win, as they say.
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