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0:00:24 > 0:00:28First in the spotlight tonight is the CBeebies presenter Andy Day.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31And his specialist subject is the Back To The Future films.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40The writer and creator of the Shetland crime series, Ann Cleeves.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43She answers questions on the Shetland Islands.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Next, the actor and comedian Tom Rosenthal on flags of the world.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58And the BBC's economics editor Robert Peston on David Bowie.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hello, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind

0:01:15 > 0:01:16with me, John Humphrys,

0:01:16 > 0:01:21and four contenders who are all experts in their own fields.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24But tonight, we'll find out what else they know

0:01:24 > 0:01:25or don't know

0:01:25 > 0:01:27and they're doing it for charity.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29The rules are the same though, 90 seconds of questions

0:01:29 > 0:01:33on their specialist subject and then two minutes on general knowledge.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36So let us ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- LAUGHTER - That won't help.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46And your name is?

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Your chosen charity?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51And your chosen subject?

0:01:53 > 0:01:5690 seconds on Back To The Future, starting now.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59The film Back To The Future opens in 1985 in which fictional

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Californian city where Doc Brown and Marty McFly both live?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Hill Valley. - What chemical element is used as the fuel to take

0:02:09 > 0:02:13the time-travelling De Lorean car back to 1955 the first time?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Plutonium.- At the beginning of the second film, Doc Brown travels

0:02:16 > 0:02:19forward in time with Marty and his girlfriend Jennifer to sort out

0:02:19 > 0:02:23the lives of their future children. To which year do they travel?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- 2015.- What is the name of the school teacher whom Doc Brown agrees

0:02:26 > 0:02:30to pick up from the station in Back To The Future III?

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Clara Clayton.- At which cafe in Hill Valley, where it is "always morning in America",

0:02:35 > 0:02:39does Marty first meet Biff after travelling forward to 2015?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Lou's Cafe.- No, Cafe '80s.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44In 1955, Marty has to make sure his father, George,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46kisses his mother, Lorraine, at the dance

0:02:46 > 0:02:50because otherwise they won't fall in love. What's the name of the dance?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- The Enchantment Under The Sea dance.- Enchantment Under The Sea, yes.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56When Doc and Marty are taking over the train in Back To The Future III,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58the engineer asks, "Is this a hold-up?"

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Doc replies, "It's a..." what?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03"It's a science experiment."

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Doc Brown's dog in 1985 is named Einstein.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09What's the name of the dog he has in 1955?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Copernicus.- Which song is playing when Marty skateboards to high school?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16His band The Pinheads start to play it at the Battle Of The Bands audition.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Power Of Love.- After Doc Brown has apparently decided to stay with

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Clara in the Old West, Marty leaves 1885 in the time machine

0:03:24 > 0:03:26at the Shonash Ravine. What is the ravine's name...

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- BEEP - ..when he lands in 1985?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Eastwood.- The Eastwood Ravine, absolutely right.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35No passes, Andy. You have scored 9 points.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38APPLAUSE

0:03:44 > 0:03:47And our next contender, please.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55And your name is?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Your chosen charity?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58And your chosen subject?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01In 90 seconds, here we go.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03The Shetland Islands lie to the northeast of Orkney.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06What's the name of the largest island in the group,

0:04:06 > 0:04:07the capital Lerwick is there?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Mainland.- Which bird with a colourful beak and black and white plumage

0:04:11 > 0:04:12is known as a tammie norrie in Shetland?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Puffin.- What word, meaning an inlet or bay, is in many Shetland

0:04:16 > 0:04:19place names, and is the name of a village at the head of Olna Firth?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Voe.- Which plant with tiny blue flowers is found growing

0:04:22 > 0:04:26on cliffs along with sea pinks or thrift from late May through to early July?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's a member of the asparagus family.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Spring squill.- Two species of seal breed in Shetland,

0:04:31 > 0:04:34the common or harbour seal and another species that have their pups

0:04:34 > 0:04:37in the autumn on exposed and accessible beaches. Which species?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Grey.- The large predatory sea bird the great skua is known in Shetland

0:04:41 > 0:04:44and other parts of Scotland by what local name that means 'dumpy'?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Bonxie.- The Shetland pony's sometimes known by a name that is also

0:04:47 > 0:04:50commonly used for the Shetland sheepdog. What name?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Sheltie.- What's the name of the excavation site near the southern

0:04:53 > 0:04:56tip of Mainland that contains relics from the Bronze Age, Iron Age,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58the Viking period and Medieval times?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Jarlshof.- Which peninsula in the northwest of Mainland contains

0:05:02 > 0:05:05the spectacular sandstone cliffs of Eshaness and Ronas Hill,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07the highest point of the Shetlands?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Northmavine.- One of the best preserved examples of a large dry-stone

0:05:11 > 0:05:13circular building that dates back to the Iron Age

0:05:13 > 0:05:16is found on the island of Mousa. What is this type of building called?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Broch.- On which island, the most westerly of the Shetland Islands,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23is Christmas celebrated as Old Yule on the 6th of January?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Foula.- The nature reserve at Hermaness, known for its puffins and great skuas,

0:05:27 > 0:05:30is also the site of the Shetland Islands' biggest colony...

0:05:30 > 0:05:31- BEEP - ..of which large sea bird,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34whose wingspan can reach almost six feet?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Um, great skua. - Oh...- Oh, gannet.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's the gannet, otherwise you had an absolutely perfect round.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Anyway, Ann, you've still scored 11 points.- Thank you very much.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46APPLAUSE

0:05:54 > 0:05:55And our next contender, please.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03And your name is?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Your chosen charity?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07And your chosen subject?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Right, flags of the world in 90 seconds.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14The white background of the flag of Finland represents

0:06:14 > 0:06:16the country's winter snows. What common features of its landscape

0:06:16 > 0:06:19are represented by the blue of the Scandinavian cross?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- The sea.- The lakes.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Which Himalayan kingdom's flag is the only national flag

0:06:23 > 0:06:25that is not rectangular or square?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Nepal.- By what name are the colours red, green and yellow known

0:06:28 > 0:06:32when they appear on the tricolour flags of countries such as Mali and Senegal?

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Pan-African.- Which constellation is represented by the stars

0:06:36 > 0:06:38on the flags of Australia, New Zealand and Samoa?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- The Southern Cross.- The black, gold and red stripes of an EU country's flag

0:06:42 > 0:06:46were originally horizontal. They became vertical when an official flag

0:06:46 > 0:06:49was adopted in 1830 prior to independence. Which country?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Belgium.- What is the name of the 12th-century temple that is

0:06:52 > 0:06:55pictured in white in the centre of the flag of Cambodia?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Pass.- Which country has its national coat of arms,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00a red and white checkerboard shield, at the centre of its flag?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Croatia.- What river is represented by the blue triangle on the hoist

0:07:05 > 0:07:08side of the flag of South Sudan?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Pass.- Which astronomical and navigational instrument is pictured in the centre

0:07:12 > 0:07:16of the Portuguese flag beneath the country's former royal arms?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Compass. - No, armillary sphere.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21In 2011, which country reverted to its original 1951

0:07:21 > 0:07:25post-independence flag of three horizontal bands of red, black and green

0:07:25 > 0:07:28with a white star and crescent in the centre?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Libya.- The Cypriot flag features a copper-coloured map of the island.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35What emblem below it symbolises the hopes for peace

0:07:35 > 0:07:37between the Turkish and Greek communities?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Olive branch.- Which revolutionary commander designed the original

0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Argentine flag in 1812? - BEEP

0:07:42 > 0:07:45The ship that was sunk during the Falklands Conflict

0:07:45 > 0:07:47was named after him.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Something like Federico... - No.- I just made that up.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52You'll be really cross - Belgrano.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Soz.- You had two passes and you'll be cross about this one as well.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57It was the River Nile.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Right, yeah, standard.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- And you'll be cross about this as well. Angkor Wat was the Cambodian answer.- Sure, yeah.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Tom, still, you've scored 7 points. - Cheers.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07APPLAUSE

0:08:14 > 0:08:16And our final contender, please.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22And your name is?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Your chosen charity?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And your chosen subject?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32David Bowie, in 90 seconds, here we go.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35What was the title of David Bowie's first UK chart entry?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38It twice reached the top five, once on its release in '69

0:08:38 > 0:08:40and then again in '75 when it reached number one?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Space Oddity.- At a concert on the 3rd of July '73, Bowie announced

0:08:43 > 0:08:46the retirement of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47At which venue was the concert?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Hammersmith Odeon.- It was. Bowie released a single on the 28th of April '72,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53that reached the top ten in the UK.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Starman was on the A-side, what was on the B-side?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Hang On To Yourself. - Suffragette City.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00What new Bowie persona was introduced on the title track

0:09:00 > 0:09:02of the album Station To Station?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Thin White Duke.- Which photographer shot the covers for both Hunky Dory

0:09:05 > 0:09:09and The Rise and Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Brian Ward.- In addition to providing backing vocals on Lulu's version

0:09:12 > 0:09:15of his song The Man Who Sold The World, Bowie also

0:09:15 > 0:09:17performed a solo on which instrument?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Saxophone.- Who appears on the cover of Pin-Ups alongside Bowie?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Twiggy.- What was the name of the backing group,

0:09:22 > 0:09:26including his girlfriend Ava Cherry, that recorded The 1980 Floor Show

0:09:26 > 0:09:29with Bowie for the American TV Midnight Special programme?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Pass.- What is the name of David and Angie Bowie's son, born in 1971,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36who directed the film Moon, for which he received a BAFTA in 2010?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Duncan Jones.- Which record label, established by Decca in '66,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42released Bowie's self-titled first album?

0:09:42 > 0:09:47- DERAM.- His '74 album, which included Rebel Rebel, was his third

0:09:47 > 0:09:50in succession to reach the top of the UK Album Charts,

0:09:50 > 0:09:54following Aladdin Sane and Pin-Ups. What was the album called?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Diamond Dogs.- What is the name of the song written by Bowie that was

0:09:57 > 0:10:00released as a single by Billy Fury in 1968?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Sorrow.- Silly Boy Blue.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- In December '67... - BEEP

0:10:03 > 0:10:06..he made his theatrical debut at the Oxford New Theatre

0:10:06 > 0:10:08in a production of Pierrot In Turquoise.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Which mime artist, actor and dancer

0:10:10 > 0:10:13ran the company responsible for staging the show?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Lindsay Kemp.- Is correct.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19You had one pass. The name of that backing group was The Astronettes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Oh, yes.- You've scored, Robert, 10 points.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24APPLAUSE

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, a very high-scoring round there. Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38In fourth place, with 7 points, Tom Rosenthal.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Third-place, 9 points, Andy Day.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Second place, 10 points, Robert Peston.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45First place, 11 points, Ann Cleeves.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52So the General Knowledge Round now.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55And if there is a tie at the end of it, then the number of passes

0:10:55 > 0:10:58is taken into account and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Let's get on with it and ask Tom to join as again, please.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09You are an actor and comedian.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Friday Night Dinner and Plebs.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Both highly successful, both sitcoms.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Could you, sort of, take the plot for a modern sitcom,

0:11:19 > 0:11:21as in Friday Night Dinner,

0:11:21 > 0:11:23transpose it back a couple of millennia,

0:11:23 > 0:11:27to ancient Rome, and use the same gags?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Yeah, you'd hope so. I think the stuff that we talk about in Plebs

0:11:30 > 0:11:31is quite, sort of, universal.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Just three guys trying to, you know,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36get with girls and stuff and,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I think they did the same stuff in Rome as we do now, really.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40That's basically what we're hoping to do in Plebs.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Just do the normal stuff but just wear togas

0:11:43 > 0:11:45and pretend that it's original. And, um...

0:11:45 > 0:11:48But what is the secret of a sitcom, then, of a successful...?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Cos there's been hundreds of them that flop. What makes a good one?

0:11:51 > 0:11:56I think just stories that people, you know, can identify with.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00If you get characters that people like and put them in situations

0:12:00 > 0:12:03when they're exposed and their frailties

0:12:03 > 0:12:05are, you know, brutally shown -

0:12:05 > 0:12:07pretty much like me in this seat right now -

0:12:07 > 0:12:10people will hopefully enjoy watching that.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Right, here we go, you've got 7 points, so far.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- I'm happy with one.- Let's see how you...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16You get two minutes of general knowledge now, here we go.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Near which Australian city are Bondi and Manly beaches?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Both beaches famous for their surfing.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Sydney.- The short humorous poem known as a limerick consists of how many lines?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Five.- Which artist of the pop art movement had

0:12:30 > 0:12:32a studio in New York that he called The Factory?

0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Andy Warhol.- Pandora Braithwaite is the neighbour and girlfriend of a teenage

0:12:36 > 0:12:39diarist created by Sue Townsend. What's his name?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Adrian Mole.- Whose Grammy award-winning single No More 'I Love You's'

0:12:42 > 0:12:45entered the charts at number two in February '95?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Pass.- Which German composer wrote the music to his own

0:12:49 > 0:12:52libretti for the four operas known as The Ring Cycle?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Mozart.- Wagner.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57In 1966, which member of England's World Cup winning team became

0:12:57 > 0:12:59the first player to be transferred between British clubs

0:12:59 > 0:13:01for a fee of more than £100,000

0:13:01 > 0:13:05when he joined Everton from Blackpool?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Alan Ball.- What was the name of the series of American space missions

0:13:08 > 0:13:09that landed men on the moon?

0:13:09 > 0:13:14- Apollo.- Which river's ferry services include a peak hour service between Liverpool

0:13:14 > 0:13:18and Seacombe and an explorer cruise also departing from Liverpool?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- P&O.- Mersey, river.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24What word can mean the two in a deck of cards or a tied score in tennis?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Deuce.- Who addressed the 1977 Conservative Party Conference

0:13:28 > 0:13:31as a 16-year-old warning them of the dangers of socialism

0:13:31 > 0:13:34and telling them, "Half of you won't be here in 30 or 40 years' time"?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- John Major.- William Hague.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Which comedian and chat show host is described as

0:13:39 > 0:13:41'Chatty Man' in the title of his show?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Alan Carr.- Which Spanish city was relatively small and obscure

0:13:44 > 0:13:48until Philip II moved his court there in 1561?

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Madrid.- What was the first name of the British naval hero

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Viscount Nelson of the Nile and of Burnham Thorpe?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Horatio.- Which Paralympic-style event

0:13:58 > 0:13:59designed for wounded servicemen and women

0:13:59 > 0:14:02was opened at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London

0:14:02 > 0:14:05by Prince Harry in September 2014?

0:14:05 > 0:14:10- Pass.- Which furry, green misanthropic creature, voiced by Jim Carrey

0:14:10 > 0:14:12in a 2000 film, was created by Dr Seuss,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14the author of The Cat In The Hat?

0:14:16 > 0:14:17- Pass.- London's second... - BEEP

0:14:17 > 0:14:19..international airport's about three miles

0:14:19 > 0:14:21north of Crawley, in West Sussex. What's it called?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Gatwick.- Is correct.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Your passes, it's the Grinch.- I knew.- You know, of course you do.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Those last two ones I knew, I didn't hear what you said.- I'll give you the other one anyway...

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Sorry.- ..for the benefit of the audience. That's the Invictus Games, which you knew.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- And Annie Lennox, No More 'I Love You's'.- No, I didn't know that one.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40You didn't know that one? All right. Never mind.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Tom, your total is now 18 points.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Thank you very much, cheers.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45APPLAUSE

0:14:51 > 0:14:53And now, Andy.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Again, please.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58And, Andy, you have, in a way,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I suppose everybody who's had kids will think this.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You've got to entertain children all the time.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07How? What is the secret to entertaining children?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I, kind of, see kids like mini adults, you know what I mean?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13You don't want to talk down to them. You want to engage them on their level.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15It's a different kind of communication, that's all it is.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- It's like speaking a different language.- Really? Mini adults?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I made that up, and it sounded really intelligent, didn't it? LAUGHTER

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- No idea.- I was just so impressed by that, I can't tell you.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I think, for me, I just enjoy what I do and hope that they enjoy it too.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30But don't you say, at some point,

0:15:30 > 0:15:35I wish I was talking to adults and I could say, kind of, other stuff?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Actually, when I'm speaking to adults, sometimes I'd rather be talking to kids.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER

0:15:40 > 0:15:42You've got 9 points, so far.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah, I can't see it increasing but carry on.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Well, you've got two minutes to do it in, so here we go, starting now. - OK.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50A four-poster, sometimes with curtains round it,

0:15:50 > 0:15:53is a type of what item of furniture?

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Curtains.- A bed. What is the American equivalent of the British postcode?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Pass.- Which English comedian, author, playwright,

0:16:04 > 0:16:07actor and director has written several novels including

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Gridlock, Popcorn and Dead Famous?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Pass.- What name is given to the horn-like growth,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17comparable to the human fingernail, that encases the ends of the feet

0:16:17 > 0:16:20of animals such as horses and cattle?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Um, hooves, claws. - The Suzuki method, named after its

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Japanese creator, was originally devised as a way of teaching young people

0:16:26 > 0:16:28to play which musical instrument?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32It's since been extended to cover a range of instruments.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Violin.- The zloty, whose name means 'golden',

0:16:35 > 0:16:39is the monetary unit of which East European country?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Poland.- In athletics, what do the initials PB stand for

0:16:42 > 0:16:44in regard to an individual performance?

0:16:44 > 0:16:49- Personal best.- By what name is the teenage pop singer Jasmine van den Bogaerde

0:16:49 > 0:16:53better known. It was also the title of her 2011 debut album?

0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Britney Spears.- Birdy.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Which brotherhood of artists was formed in 1848

0:17:00 > 0:17:02by Holman Hunt, Rossetti and Millais?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Pass.- Which Cornish city is the southernmost on the British mainland?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Lizard.- Truro.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12In a 2014 animated sequel set in the Amazon rainforest, Blu, Jewel

0:17:12 > 0:17:15and their three children go in search of a tribe of blue macaws.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16What is the film's title?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Pass.- The French word for which vegetable

0:17:21 > 0:17:24translates into English as 'earth apple'?

0:17:26 > 0:17:31- Pass.- Which television priest, played by Dermot Morgan, was exiled to Craggy

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Island for embezzling money given so that a sick child could go to Lourdes?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37He spent the funds on a trip to Las Vegas.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Pass.- Greenmantle is the second novel by John Buchan

0:17:42 > 0:17:44about the gentlemanly hero Richard Hannay.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45What is the name of the first?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Pass.- Which English king was killed... - BEEP

0:17:49 > 0:17:52..by an arrow while he was hunting in the New Forest in 1100?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Whether it was accidental or not is unknown.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- King Richard. - Well, no, not quite,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01but it was William II.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- You were very close. - LAUGHTER

0:18:04 > 0:18:06The other passes, John Buchan's first novel, The 39 Steps.

0:18:06 > 0:18:11- Father Ted was that...- Oh, I was going to say that.- ..disgusting priest.- I was going to say it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Earth apple is a potato, pomme de terre.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Rio 2 was the name of that animated sequel.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood were those artists.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Ben Elton did all those things. - Yes, of course.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26And the Americans have a zip code.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And you have, Andy, 13 points.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30APPLAUSE

0:18:37 > 0:18:40And Robert again now, please.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42And, Robert, we've...

0:18:42 > 0:18:46We've been having fun on the programme so far and now we get...

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Yes, it's all going to end now.- But we're going to talk about bankers.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52We sort of expect, don't we,

0:18:52 > 0:18:54that bankers are going to be different

0:18:54 > 0:18:57from other people in commerce and trade and all the rest of it?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00We expect, sort of, lots of other people to be on the fiddle

0:19:00 > 0:19:02but not bankers.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Do you think we do expect different standards? I think we, in general...

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Do you not think?- Well, I think we expect people not to be on the take.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I mean, we don't just see it in banking.

0:19:12 > 0:19:17You know, wherever there's the opportunity to make vast amounts of money easily, people cut corners.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21And it's sort of amazing to me that we have two relearn this lesson

0:19:21 > 0:19:24every few years there's a crisis or a scandal.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I mean, you know, the truth is

0:19:26 > 0:19:30that there are too many feeble, frail-minded people

0:19:30 > 0:19:33who, you know, cross a line when they see a huge pot of gold.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37- And to go back to the old banker, new banker, sort of thing.- Yeah.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- If you think about Dad's Army. - Yeah, yeah.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43We expected Captain Mainwaring and we got Private Walker.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45LAUGHTER

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- I love both Private Walker and Captain Mainwaring...- Private Walker was a crook.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52He was a spiv, you know, yes, he dealt on the black market

0:19:52 > 0:19:56but he would never have done what these people who run

0:19:56 > 0:19:58some of our biggest banks have done.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02I regard, I regard Walker as a model of probity

0:20:02 > 0:20:04compared to many of these people.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Right, Robert, thank you for that.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08You got 10 points.

0:20:08 > 0:20:1018 is the score to beat.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14So, here we go, with two minutes of general knowledge.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17On which television motoring programme does the mysterious Stig

0:20:17 > 0:20:20tests cars on the show's racing circuit at Dunsfold Aerodrome?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Top Gear. - On a Monopoly board, what colour are Old Kent Road

0:20:22 > 0:20:25and Whitechapel Road, the two cheapest properties?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Brown. - Which golf course hosted the 2014 Ryder Cup?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Pass. - What is the alternative common name for scurf,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33a condition of the scalp that produces flakes of dead skin?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Dandruff.- Which Liverpudlian comedian's 2013 autobiography

0:20:37 > 0:20:39is entitled How Did All This Happen?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Pass. - Colonel Agoston Haraszthy

0:20:42 > 0:20:47who opened the Buena Vista Winery in Sonoma County in 1857

0:20:47 > 0:20:48is considered the father of the wine industry

0:20:48 > 0:20:50in which American State?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- California. - Who followed up her television series of

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Wainwright Walks with a series of railway walks,

0:20:55 > 0:20:58following some of Britain's disused railways and a series of canal walks?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Pass. - Grimethorpe Colliery and Brighouse And Rastrick

0:21:01 > 0:21:03are the names of famous bands that perform what type of music,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07particularly associated with northern England?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Brass band. - In 982, the Norseman Erik the Red

0:21:10 > 0:21:11was banished from Iceland for murder.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14On his return, what name did he give to the island where he had settled

0:21:14 > 0:21:17to persuade Icelanders to move there?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, blimey.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Pass. - The acorn is the fruit of which British native tree?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Oak. - Which British artist painted The Hay Wain

0:21:24 > 0:21:26that was completed in 1821?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Constable. - Stella English,

0:21:28 > 0:21:31the winner of a television reality programme, later unsuccessfully sued

0:21:31 > 0:21:35the host of the show for constructive dismissal. Who was the host?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Lord knows. Pass.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38What do the letters CIA stand for in the name of

0:21:38 > 0:21:40the American Government organization?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Central Intelligence Agency. - What word for the decaying flesh of dead animals,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45the staple diet of some creatures

0:21:45 > 0:21:46such as vultures and hyenas,

0:21:46 > 0:21:48probably comes from the Latin for 'flesh'?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, God. Oh, I've completely forgotten.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Oh, God.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55I'm going to have to pass.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Members of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints

0:21:58 > 0:22:00are better known by what name?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Members of the Jesus...

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- They are not the Mormons, are they?- Yes! They are the Mormons.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07In Tenniel's celebrated illustrations for

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, who wears a top hat with

0:22:10 > 0:22:12the price tag of ten shillings and sixpence on it?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14The Mad Hatter.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- What number is originally... - BEEP

0:22:16 > 0:22:18..and still commonly equal to a million million in Britain

0:22:18 > 0:22:21but only to a thousand million in North America?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- It's a billion, John. - It is indeed a billion.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- I still get letters about it. - It's extraordinary, isn't it?

0:22:27 > 0:22:28We still can't... Yes, quite.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Anyway, you had six passes. Carrion...- Carrion.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33..was the flesh...

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Alan Sugar was the guy who was sued for constructive dismissal.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Yeah, he's of no interest to me. - No, no, of course not.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:43They settled on Greenland.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Julia Bradbury did all those walks. - Yes, I know.- Yeah, you know.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- John Bishop was the comedian. - John Bishop!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yeah, and golf course, Gleneagles.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Yeah, of course.- Anyway, Robert, you have 21 points.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57APPLAUSE

0:23:04 > 0:23:06And, finally, Ann again, please.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13Right. The Shetland crime series.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Why are the Shetland Isles...?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I must say the Shetland Islands, mustn't I?

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Of all places, why them?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20I love Shetland.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23And I first went there 40 years ago.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Dropped out of university,

0:23:24 > 0:23:27met somebody in a pub who said he was going to be assistant warden

0:23:27 > 0:23:29in the bird observatory at Fair Isle,

0:23:29 > 0:23:32and I said, "Have they got any other jobs?"

0:23:32 > 0:23:35And he said, "Oh, I think they're desperate for an assistant cook."

0:23:35 > 0:23:36So I went.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Fair Isle is very small.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40It's only three and a half miles by a mile and a half.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Exactly.- But beautiful.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46And sea birds and flowers and lots and lots of gossip,

0:23:46 > 0:23:48which if you're a writer...

0:23:48 > 0:23:49- Ah...- ..is fantastic.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53And is it easier, when you're in a small enclosed community like that,

0:23:53 > 0:23:57because, as it were, all human life is then in a very enclosed area.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yeah, and it matters if something dreadful happens

0:24:00 > 0:24:02in a community where people have...

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Are very close to each other and suspicion, then, is important.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09And from a crime writer's point of view, you know,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12it's like Agatha Christie killing people off in a train in the snow

0:24:12 > 0:24:14or on a boat down the Nile.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Only the people who were there could have committed the crime.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19And do they like you for what you've done to them?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- They're very, very good to me. - Excellent.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27Right, Ann, you have 11 points. The score to beat now is 21.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- This is the difficult bit. - If you dare beat Robert Peston.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I'm not sure I do. - Well, you know...

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Here we go, two minutes.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Which mythological fire-breathing creature

0:24:37 > 0:24:40has been slain by Beowulf, Siegfried, St George and other champions

0:24:40 > 0:24:42in medieval literature?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Dragon. - What name has been given to the fundraising day

0:24:44 > 0:24:47that has accompanied Comic Relief since it began in 1988?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Red Nose Day. - What is fermented with

0:24:52 > 0:24:55water, yeast and herbs or spices to produce the drink mead?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Honey. - Which country has a border

0:24:57 > 0:25:00with every country in South America except Ecuador and Chile?

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Brazil.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Georges Braque and a Spanish painter were instrumental

0:25:07 > 0:25:10in developing the art form known as Cubism. Which painter?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Dali.- Picasso.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17What is the title of Salman Rushdie's 1988 novel

0:25:17 > 0:25:20that caused the Ayotollah Khomeini to issue the fatwa

0:25:20 > 0:25:22of a sentence of death on him the following year?

0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Midnight's Children. - The Satanic Verses.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Which weatherman assured viewers in October 1987

0:25:27 > 0:25:29there would be no hurricane just hours before

0:25:29 > 0:25:31the country was devastated by one?

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Michael Fish.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35A composer's symphonies include number three, The Eroica,

0:25:35 > 0:25:37and number six, The Pastoral. Which composer?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Beethoven. - Which sport has its roots

0:25:39 > 0:25:42in a game played on the 6th of November 1869

0:25:42 > 0:25:47in New Brunswick, New Jersey, between Rutgers and Princeton Universities?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Baseball. - No, American Football.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Rubbing the affected area with dock leaves

0:25:51 > 0:25:53is a traditional way of alleviating

0:25:53 > 0:25:54the sting produced by what plant?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Nettle. - Which national park in North Wales

0:25:57 > 0:25:59was the first to be designated in Wales

0:25:59 > 0:26:00and the third in the UK?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02It is also Britain's third largest.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Snowdonia.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08For which American group was Love Shack a UK number two hit in 1990?

0:26:08 > 0:26:09They share their name with a bomber plane.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Pass.- According to the biblical Book Of Judges,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Samson slew 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of what animal?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20- A lion. - No, an ass or a donkey.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Clyde, the mascot of the 2014 Commonwealth Games,

0:26:23 > 0:26:26was green with purple hair and wore a T-shirt

0:26:26 > 0:26:28with a Scottish saltire on it and yellow pants.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30What type of plant was Clyde?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Thistle.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36The late Terry Major-Ball wrote an autobiography called Major Major...

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- BEEP - ..about growing up in his unorthodox household.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Who is his more famous younger brother?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- John. - Indeed, Sir John Major.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48You had one pass. That American group was The B-52s.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51You've scored, Ann, 21 points.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54APPLAUSE

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Can't get much closer than that.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Let's have a look at all those scores.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12In fourth place, 13 points, Andy Day.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Third place, 18 points, Tom Rosenthal.

0:27:15 > 0:27:22But second place, with 21 points and 7 passes, Robert Peston.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26First place, with 21 points and one pass, Ann Cleeves.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28APPLAUSE

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Ann.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Congratulations.- Thank you.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Well done. Are you going to take it with you to Shetland?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56I'll show them the trophy, yes.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58- Well done. Very well played. - Thank you very much.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01And you proved the fewer times you pass, the better.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05Well, beating Robert is far more important than winning the trophy.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07LAUGHTER

0:28:07 > 0:28:10But, you know what, he's not going to forgive you for it.

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