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0:00:25 > 0:00:28First in the spotlight tonight is the chef Paul Rankin.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32His specialist subject, Stieg Larsson's Millennium trilogy.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Next, the presenter Sonali Shah.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41She'll be answering questions on the human body.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43APPLAUSE

0:00:44 > 0:00:46The actor and comedian Omid Djalili

0:00:46 > 0:00:49takes as his subject Chelsea Football Club.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50APPLAUSE

0:00:50 > 0:00:56And the undisputed star of CBBC, Hacker T Dog,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00on, what else, the Pet Shop Boys.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE

0:01:06 > 0:01:11Hello, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13John Humphrys, and four famous faces

0:01:13 > 0:01:15who've achieved a lot

0:01:15 > 0:01:17in their different ways over the years.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21But are now about, perhaps, to face a more testing challenge.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26One of our contenders is even going to be allowed on the furniture.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27The rules are the same, otherwise.

0:01:27 > 0:01:3090 seconds of questions on their specialist subject

0:01:30 > 0:01:33and two minutes on general knowledge.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36So, let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44And your name is?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Your chosen charity?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50And your specialist subject?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55In 90 seconds, starting now.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo,

0:01:57 > 0:02:00the industrialist Henrik Vanger hires a journalist to investigate

0:02:00 > 0:02:03the disappearance of his niece Harriet 36 years previously.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05What's the journalist's name?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Blomkvist.- At the start of the trilogy,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Lisbeth Salander is working as a researcher

0:02:09 > 0:02:11for the security company owned by Dragan Armansky.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13What is the company called?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Milton Security.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Who replaces Erika Berger as editor in chief of Millennium

0:02:17 > 0:02:21after Berger is headhunted for Svenska MorgonPosten?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Pass.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26What is the occupation of Paulo Roberto,

0:02:26 > 0:02:28with whom Salander has trained since she was 17?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30He's a boxer.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33By what codename is Salander known in the hacking community?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Wasp.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Salander planned to give Blomkvist a metal sign featuring

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Elvis Presley as a present but when she sees him with

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Erika Berger, she throws it into a skip.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43What song title is on the side?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Heartbreak Hotel.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Salander's father was a Russian hit man whose real name

0:02:47 > 0:02:48is Alexander Zalachenko.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51What name did he adopt when he defected to Sweden?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Pass.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56On which Caribbean island is Salander staying

0:02:56 > 0:02:58when it is hit by the hurricane Matilda?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Granada?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Salander's half brother Ronald Niedermann is unable to feel pain.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06What medical name is given to this condition in the trilogy?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Congenital analgesia.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10In which country does Blomkvist eventually meet

0:03:10 > 0:03:11the missing woman Harriet Wenger?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14She had fled there using a friend's identity.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Australia.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17What is the name of the lawyer who was Salander's first guardian,

0:03:17 > 0:03:18and who has a stroke?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21He recovers enough to give evidence in her defence

0:03:21 > 0:03:22at her trial for murder.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Holger Palmgren.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29What acronym is commonly used for the Swedish security police

0:03:29 > 0:03:33also known as Swedish International Security or SIS?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- SAPO? - Yes, that is correct.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38You had two passes,

0:03:38 > 0:03:43the name that Salander's father adopted when he defected was Bodin.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46And the replacement for Erika Berger as editor in chief

0:03:46 > 0:03:48was Malin Erikson.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Paul, you have scored ten points. - Thank you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE

0:03:59 > 0:04:01And our next contender, please.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11And your name is?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Your chosen charity?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15And your chosen subject?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19The human body in 90 seconds.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21What is the human body's largest organ which includes

0:04:21 > 0:04:22the epidermis and dermis?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Skin.- Which pea-sized structure at the base of the brain

0:04:25 > 0:04:27is also known as the hypophysis

0:04:27 > 0:04:29and is regarded as the body's master gland?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32It produces and controls various hormones.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Pituitary gland.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36An extensor muscle extends a limb.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39What is the equivalent term for the muscle that acts to bend a limb

0:04:39 > 0:04:40or joint such as the biceps?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Pass.- Which fibrous protein,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45whose name derives from the Greek for horn,

0:04:45 > 0:04:48is the main constituent of hair and nails?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Keratin?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54What name is given to the mucous membrane that covers the cornea

0:04:54 > 0:04:55at the front of the eyeball

0:04:55 > 0:04:57as well as the inside of the eyelid?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Pass.- Which greenish fluid, secreted by the liver,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03is concentrated and stored in the gall bladder

0:05:03 > 0:05:06and released after we've eaten to help the digestion of fats?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Bile.- What name is given to the triangular bone formed from

0:05:09 > 0:05:13five fused vertebrae towards the base of the spine which provides

0:05:13 > 0:05:15a strong connection between the pelvis and the spine?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Coccyx?- The sacrum.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19The heart has four main chambers,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21the upper ones are the left and right atrium,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24the lower two are called the left and right what?

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Pass.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30The T-cell is a type of lymphocyte or white blood cell produced

0:05:30 > 0:05:33in the bone marrow and gets its name from the glandular organ

0:05:33 > 0:05:35where it matures. Which gland?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Pass.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41What name, after a 16th century Italian anatomist,

0:05:41 > 0:05:42is given to the oviducts

0:05:42 > 0:05:44that carry eggs from the ovaries to the uterus?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Fallopian. - Loop of Henle and Bowman's capsule

0:05:51 > 0:05:53are structures in which organs of the body?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Ear?- Kidneys.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Four passes, Sonali.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- The gland where the lymphocyte matures is the thymus.- OK.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09The heart has the atrium and the ventricles.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- You knew that, didn't you? - Yes, I did.- Absolutely.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16And the mucous membrane in the eyes and all that, conjunctiva.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20And the extensor muscle and the flexor muscle.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21- Of course.- Which you also knew.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I know, I know. However, Sonali, you have five points.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27APPLAUSE

0:06:34 > 0:06:36And our next contender, please.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44And your name is?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Your chosen charity?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50And your chosen subject?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Chelsea Football Club in 90 seconds.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55In July 2016, who became Chelsea's 10th full-time manager

0:06:55 > 0:06:57since Roman Abramovich took over the club?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00He succeeded Gus Hiddink who was finishing his second spell

0:07:00 > 0:07:01as stand-in manager.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Um... - CLEARS THROAT

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Er...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Jose Mourinho?- Conte.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Who scored the late equaliser to bring the score to 1-1

0:07:14 > 0:07:17in the 2012 Champion's League final against Bayern Munich?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Chelsea won on penalties.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Didier Drogba. - Which midfielder scored 10 or more Premier League goals

0:07:22 > 0:07:25in 10 successive seasons from 2003-04 to 2012-13?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Frank Lampard.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30When Chelsea won the Premier League title in 2005,

0:07:30 > 0:07:31they lost just one match along the way.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Which team beat them?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Middlesbrough.- Manchester City.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Which team did Chelsea beat 8-0 in the last match

0:07:37 > 0:07:40of the Premier League season in 2010?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Wigan Athletic.- Jose Mourinho announced on his arrival in

0:07:43 > 0:07:45a pre-season press conference,

0:07:45 > 0:07:49"I'm not one who comes straight out of the bottle, I think I am a..."

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Happy one.- Special one.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Who became Chelsea's oldest player at 41 when he played in goal

0:07:54 > 0:07:57against Cardiff City in a Premier League match in May 2014?

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Mark Schwarzer.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03In the 2005-6 season, and again in 2014-15,

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Chelsea won the Premier League title by how many points?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07- 103.- If only! Eight.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Whom did Chelsea sign from Liverpool

0:08:10 > 0:08:13for £50 million in January 2011?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Fernando Torres.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17In which city did Chelsea lose the 2008 European Champions League

0:08:17 > 0:08:21final match to Manchester United after a penalty shootout?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Moscow.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23What position at Chelsea Football Club

0:08:23 > 0:08:28has been held by the American lawyer Bruce Buck since 2004?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Chairman.- Chairman is exactly right.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34On it, you have scored seven points.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36APPLAUSE

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- And our final contender. - Is that me? It is, cocker!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56And your name is?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57It's Hacker The Dog, off the telly.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59And your chosen charity?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03And your chosen subject?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07The Pet Shop Boys, the pop band from yesteryear.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yes, got that. 90 seconds on the Pet Shop Boys starting now.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13The Pet Shop Boys were formed in London in 1981

0:09:13 > 0:09:15by Chris Lowe and which journalist?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Neil Tennant.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19The duo's first four studio albums all reached the UK top three

0:09:19 > 0:09:22but they finally topped the chart with which album in 1993?

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Very.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Bobby Orlando produced the original version of West End Girls

0:09:26 > 0:09:27that failed to chart,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30the duo then re-recorded the song with which producer?

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Stephen Hague.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34What was the title of their second compilation of hit singles

0:09:34 > 0:09:38which was released in 2003, 12 years after Discography?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Ultimate.- No, PopArt. - No, that's wrong!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44The duo appeared alongside Barbara Windsor in a 1988 feature film,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46what was its title?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48- It Couldn't Happen Here. - Yes, it could, actually.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52In July 2014, the Pet Shop Boys appeared at the BBC Proms

0:09:52 > 0:09:54where they performed A Man From The Future,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57a work based on the life of a great computer pioneer. Who was he?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Robert Turing. - Alan Turing.- D'oh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Which singer released the 1989 album Results

0:10:02 > 0:10:04which was produced by the Pet Shop Boys

0:10:04 > 0:10:07and includes the UK top 10 single, Losing My Mind?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Liza Minnelli.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11In 2011, Sadler's Wells staged a Pet Shop Boys ballet

0:10:11 > 0:10:14which was based on a Hans Christian Andersen story

0:10:14 > 0:10:17and choreographed by Javier de Frutos.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18What was its title?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20The Most Incredible Thing.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22The duo wrote and produced I'm Not Scared, which was

0:10:22 > 0:10:24a UK top 10 single in 1988

0:10:24 > 0:10:27for which group, fronted by Patsy Kensit?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Eighth Wonder.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Their 1987 single What Have I Done To Deserve This

0:10:30 > 0:10:32featured which female vocalist?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Dusty Springfield.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36In 1991, they had a UK hit with a cover of a U2 song,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39although their version included excerpts from

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Can't Take My Eyes Off You.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42What was the U2 song called? BEEPING

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Where The Streets Have No Name! I've started so I'll finish.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Where The Streets Have No Name.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- LAUGHTER Yes. Correct.- Thank you.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- You're welcome.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Thank you, cockers, eh?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Have I won? Have I won?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58You have scored...

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Yeah.- Nine points.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Nine! That's the best! I'm the best! Yes!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15So, that's the end of the first round.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19In fourth place, five points, Sonali.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Third place, seven points, Omid.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Second place, nine points, Hacker.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27First place, ten points, Paul.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29APPLAUSE

0:11:34 > 0:11:36So it is the general knowledge round now.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38And if there's a tie at the end of it,

0:11:38 > 0:11:40then the number of passes is taken into account,

0:11:40 > 0:11:42and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Let's get on with it and ask Sonali to join us again, please.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52And obviously, the high point of your career is presenting sport

0:11:52 > 0:11:55on the Today programme, but you do a bit of telly as well.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Quite a lot.- Yes, I sit next to you often, don't I?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00You do, you have that great, ahem...honour, yeah.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Escape To The Country.- Yes.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06All about houses and you take a couple, to show them three houses,

0:12:06 > 0:12:08they want to live in the country and you ask them to choose.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- What is the single thing they most want?- Everyone wants a fireplace.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Wood-burning fire?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Exactly, they have this dream,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19this idyllic country cottage escape in their heads.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Cos you think thatched roof or roses round the door or whatever.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Sometimes thatched. People are scared about

0:12:25 > 0:12:28what they perceive as the high maintenance of thatch, but actually,

0:12:28 > 0:12:29it's once every 20 years or so.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Right, so it isn't the aesthetic appeal of the house so much?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- No, it's everything. Cost, area. - Yes.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39People just want to escape.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Getting out of town...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Get out of their current life,

0:12:42 > 0:12:45they might be retiring or they just want a new life.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47And that, you know...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Well, it works, doesn't it? - Really well.- Thank you for that.

0:12:49 > 0:12:54- Now, you've got five points, but loads of time...- Sorry about that.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57On the contrary, it's the black chair to blame.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00You've got plenty of time to catch up and overtake

0:13:00 > 0:13:03because you have two minutes now on general knowledge.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Here we go.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Espresso and cappuccino are types of which hot drink?

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Coffee.- Which British city had the world's first underground railway?

0:13:10 > 0:13:11It opened in 1863.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- London. - Which Spanish-born singer,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15the son of a chart-topping artist,

0:13:15 > 0:13:19had a number one hit in February 2002 with the song Hero?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Enrique Iglesias.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Whose penultimate sentence in Shakespeare's play is,

0:13:23 > 0:13:25"Et tu, Brute?" Meaning "And you, Brutus?"

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Caesar?- What length for the very brief shorts

0:13:29 > 0:13:32that were the height of women's fashion in the '70s

0:13:32 > 0:13:35was coined by the American magazine Women's Wear Daily?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I know this. Pass.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Oh! No...- Irish or red,

0:13:40 > 0:13:44English and Gordon are breeds of which gun dog?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Setter.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50The title of which bank employee is represented by the letter T

0:13:50 > 0:13:53in the initials ATM when they refer to a cash machine?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Teller.- Salt Lake City is the capital of which American state?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Utah.- What is the name of the snowman that The Ronettes sang about

0:14:00 > 0:14:03on Phil Spector's '63 album, A Christmas Gift For You?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Pass.- Who wrote the '91 book Neither Here Nor There,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09an account of his travels around Europe?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Bill Bryson?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13The young shoots of a plant of the grass family are a staple

0:14:13 > 0:14:17ingredient of Chinese and other Far Eastern cuisines. What plant?

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Pass.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Eric Idle's stage musical Spamalot,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25which won a Tony award for Best musical in 2005, is described

0:14:25 > 0:14:29as having been lovingly ripped off from which Monty Python film?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Pass.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32For what type of historic buildings

0:14:32 > 0:14:36are the Welsh towns of Caernarfon, Caerphilly and Conwy renowned?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Pass.- In which 1960 psychological thriller,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42directed by Alfred Hitchcock,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44is the lead character Norman Bates played by Anthony Perkins?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Pass.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50What is the surname of Father Ted,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53played by Dermot Morgan in the '90s TV comedy series?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Pass.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Which European country was split into two separate states

0:14:58 > 0:15:00in the aftermath of the Second World War

0:15:00 > 0:15:02and became a single nation again in 1990?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- END-OF-ROUND BUZZER - Pass!

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Well, I can tell you that one.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10You will be so cross with yourself.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Don't even tell me, don't tell me!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Once you get into a run like that... - Oh, I know!- It's strange.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Anyway, Germany was the answer, as you...- Yes,

0:15:16 > 0:15:18but it's the 1990s that confused me, yes.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21The surname of Father Ted was - I didn't know it - Crilly.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- The movie was Psycho.- Yes.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Caernarfon, Caerphilly etc have castles.- Yes.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Monty Python And The Holy Grail... - Yes.- ..was the movie.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Of course I knew that!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34The young shoots of grass and all that - bamboo.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37And the snowman The Ronettes sang about was called...

0:15:37 > 0:15:39What else could he be called? ..Frosty.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43And this one you will really be cross about, those very brief shorts -

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- hot pants.- Hot pants.- Yeah.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Never mind. Sonali, you have 13 points.- Thank you very much.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51APPLAUSE

0:15:58 > 0:16:01And now Omid again, please.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07And you start out only with seven points here.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Let's talk about your career.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Comedian/actor.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Now, when you are acting you're being somebody else

0:16:12 > 0:16:14and when you are a comedian,

0:16:14 > 0:16:15presumably, you've got to be sort of...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17isn't the word "authentic" these days?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19You have to be kind of an authentic version of yourself

0:16:19 > 0:16:24and that's why the latest show I'm doing is called Schmuck For A Night

0:16:24 > 0:16:27because, as I've proved, I'm a schmuck.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You know, on social media you can end up in the newspapers

0:16:30 > 0:16:32by doing one tweet, whereas before it used to be...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Remember Points Of View?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36You could write in to Points Of View and say,

0:16:36 > 0:16:38"Dear Points Of View, I'm offended at the best of times,

0:16:38 > 0:16:41"but imagine my horror watching the television

0:16:41 > 0:16:44"when I saw a bare arm, a bare leg and exposed male genitalia,

0:16:44 > 0:16:46"at which point I realised the television was off

0:16:46 > 0:16:48"and I was looking at a reflection of myself..."

0:16:48 > 0:16:51LAUGHTER

0:16:51 > 0:16:55"..whereupon I was immediately asked to leave my local branch of Currys."

0:16:55 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Which is easier, acting or stand-up?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02They are both really, really hard.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04But not as hard as this.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Right, seven points so far.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10All to play for, two minutes, general knowledge, starting now.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13The flightless bird the emu is native to which country?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Rod Hull.- Australia!

0:17:15 > 0:17:18The Italian composers Verdi, Puccini and Rossini

0:17:18 > 0:17:22are celebrated for their work in what type of musical genre?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Classical music.- Opera.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Which British comedy actor has played the IMF agent Benji Dunn

0:17:26 > 0:17:28in the films Mission: Impossible III,

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol,

0:17:30 > 0:17:31and Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Dave Schneider. - Simon Pegg.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Where in the solar system

0:17:34 > 0:17:37are the Oceans of Storms and the Sea of Clouds?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Over the oceans. - The moon.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41A fictional doctor created by Hugh Lofting

0:17:41 > 0:17:43has household companions that include

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Dab-Dab the duck, Gub-Gub the pig

0:17:45 > 0:17:46and Too-Too the owl. Who is he?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Abu Dhabi. - Dr Doolittle.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Ruby Seedless and Thompson Seedless

0:17:51 > 0:17:53are widely grown varieties of which fruit?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Bananas. - Grape.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Which Jamaican-born reggae artist first entered

0:17:58 > 0:18:01the UK singles chart in '75 with No Woman No Cry?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Bob Marley. - Yes!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Borrowdale, Patterdale and Great Langdale are among

0:18:05 > 0:18:07the principal valleys in which national park?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Wales. - The Lake District.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Whose first collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber

0:18:11 > 0:18:14was The Likes Of Us, a musical version of the Dr Barnardo story,

0:18:14 > 0:18:15written soon after they first met?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Simon Pegg. - Sir Tim Rice.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Alice's Adventures Underground

0:18:19 > 0:18:21was the title of the first version

0:18:21 > 0:18:23of which book by Lewis Carroll?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24- Alice In Wonderland. - Yes!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Which prestigious comedy prize

0:18:26 > 0:18:29did the Scottish comedian Richard Gadd win in 2016

0:18:29 > 0:18:31for his show Monkey See Monkey Do.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- The Edinburgh Comedy Prize.- It was!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35The name of which London tube station gave Duffy

0:18:35 > 0:18:38a UK top-five hit single in 2008?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Cockfosters. - Warwick Avenue. LAUGHTER

0:18:40 > 0:18:43What is the title of Ian Fleming's first novel,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45originally published in 1953,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47in which he introduced James Bond?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Dr Yes. - Casino Royale.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Icicle-like structures formed by the action of slowly dripping water

0:18:53 > 0:18:56found suspended from the roof or growing from the floor of caves

0:18:56 > 0:18:59are known as stalactites and what?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00- Stalagmites. - Yes.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03In which reality television show, first broadcast in 2007,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05is one person in a couple given the budget

0:19:05 > 0:19:07to plan every aspect of their wedding?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09The other person is excluded from all decisions.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! - Close. Don't Tell The Bride.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- END-OF-ROUND BUZZER And that's... - Didn't we start?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I thought we started? I was having such a good time.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's all over, it's done, yeah, yeah.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21And I'm not sure how hard you were trying,

0:19:21 > 0:19:24but in spite of yourself, you've scored a few extra points

0:19:24 > 0:19:25and you now have 11.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Thank you very much.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29APPLAUSE

0:19:35 > 0:19:39And now, I'm afraid, it's Hacker again, please.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Thank you.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43FOOTSTEPS CLICK

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Hacker.- What?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48This is a question I think we all want answered.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51What is it like being a dog?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's great, cocker, you should try it.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I can only see in black and white, it's a dog thing,

0:19:55 > 0:19:57so I don't have to pay the full TV licence.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00LAUGHTER

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Win-win, John, win-win.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Can I come on Question Time? What is your other show?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06My other show is the Today programme...

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Get us on it, cocker, I'm cheap.

0:20:07 > 0:20:12And there are... There are no pictures on it, it's the radio.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13I'm even better on radio,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I can do different lip-synch like this, watch.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Welcome to The Question Time.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19HACKER IS SILENT

0:20:20 > 0:20:21- That was very good.- Thank you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22You're welcome.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27That'll stitch up Ceefax, won't it?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30HACKER IS SILENT

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Hm... I think we'll move on now.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Good thinking.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- You will move your lips when...? - I'll do it properly now.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42People will just think I'm not very good at my job.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm quite good, one of the best in the UK.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Uh-huh. Anyway, here we go.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47- And...- I've no chance now.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49And you have two minutes to answer...

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Oh, yeah, a long time in dog years.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53That's true.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Here we go, two minutes, starting now.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Which character from a seaside puppet show

0:20:58 > 0:20:59said, "That's the way to do it"?

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Mr Punch!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Which creatures form the main diet of the aardvark?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Ants. - Termites, yeah.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07In Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie,

0:21:07 > 0:21:10which supermodel does Edina apparently kill

0:21:10 > 0:21:12by knocking her off a balcony into the River Thames?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Kate Moss!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Who succeeded Dwight D Eisenhower

0:21:16 > 0:21:18as American President in 1961?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Trump. - Kennedy.- Oh, right.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24What did Marie Antoinette supposedly tell the poor people to eat

0:21:24 > 0:21:26when she learned they had no bread?

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Apples!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Cake.- Oh, right.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29What name is shared by a film

0:21:29 > 0:21:30that starred Bob Hoskins,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33an Oscar-winning song recorded by Nat King Cole

0:21:33 > 0:21:35and a painting by Leonardo da Vinci?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Very close. Mona Lisa.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Which motorway was opened by Margaret Thatcher in October 1986

0:21:41 > 0:21:44in a ceremony held between junctions 22 and 23,

0:21:44 > 0:21:46London Colney and South Mimms?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47- M4. - M25.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Which system of computer linkups had its origin

0:21:50 > 0:21:52in a US Department of Defense programme

0:21:52 > 0:21:56to provide a secure communications network called the Arpanet?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- The internet. - Correct!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00What is the title of Madness's 1980

0:22:00 > 0:22:02UK number-three hit single, that begins,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04"Naughty boys in nasty schools,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06"Headmasters breaking all the rules"?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07- Baggy trousers. - Yes.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Which English tennis player won the ladies' title

0:22:10 > 0:22:13at the French Open in 1976, aged 20?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14- Sue Barker! - Yes!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17On which Caribbean island are the resorts

0:22:17 > 0:22:20of Montego Bay, Negril and Port Antonio?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Sue Barker again! - Jamaica.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24In which book by Charles Dickens

0:22:24 > 0:22:27are the villainous Fagin, Monks and Bill Sikes characters?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Oliver Twist. - Yes.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32The 1981 cult film in which Kurt Russell first plays

0:22:32 > 0:22:35the antihero Snake Plissken in a dystopian future

0:22:35 > 0:22:37is entitled Escape From what city?

0:22:37 > 0:22:38New York!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Soprano, alto and tenor are all varieties

0:22:41 > 0:22:43of a single-reed wind instrument made of brass.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Which instrument?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46The, er... The... The oboe.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48No, the saxophone.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50What is the first letter of the Greek alphabet?

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Alpha.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Which Oscar-winning Welsh actress took over the lead role

0:22:53 > 0:22:55in the London production of the musical 42nd Street

0:22:55 > 0:22:57while she was still a teenager,

0:22:57 > 0:23:00after the lead and her understudy were both taken ill?

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Shirley Bassey.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Catherine Zeta-Jones. - I was close!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06It was close, they were both Welsh,

0:23:06 > 0:23:12but, Hacker, you have now scored a total of 18 points.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17Not bad, eh? Eh? Not bad for a dog from Wigan, is it?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Well done, it was fantastic. - Thank you, sir.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I was all right, weren't I?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35And finally, Paul again, please.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Now, Paul, food.- Food, yeah.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46We are seeing new trends in food, aren't we?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50I mean, pop-up restaurants, real cooking and so on and so on.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What's that all about?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Yeah, I get a bit fed up with trendy kind of things

0:23:55 > 0:23:58because I sort of think proper food is proper food.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I like the idea of pop-ups as just a fun thing,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03as a total business thing or...

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Street food?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yeah, I mean, proper street food is great, isn't it?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10You see it in Asia, you know, people who will get up

0:24:10 > 0:24:13and they will make one or two things really, really well

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- and sell it cheaply.- Yeah.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19I think there is a market for really good dog biscuits at lunchtime,

0:24:19 > 0:24:20maybe done a wee bit different?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Count me in, cocker!- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'm worried about him now, I think he's going to win.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, you're not the only one.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29LAUGHTER

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Let's hope you do very well, not that I'm partial, obviously,

0:24:31 > 0:24:34but you've got ten points already.

0:24:34 > 0:24:3618 is the score to beat.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Oh, I think...- HACKER:- That's mine!

0:24:38 > 0:24:39- I know it's yours! - We are aware of that.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43So, here we go, two minutes of general knowledge starting now.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45The daughter in TV's The Addams Family

0:24:45 > 0:24:47shares her name with which day of the week?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Wednesday. - What name is given to

0:24:49 > 0:24:51the type of hernia in which part of the stomach

0:24:51 > 0:24:53protrudes through the diaphragm into the chest?

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Hiatus. - Which former Emmerdale and Doctor Who actress

0:24:57 > 0:25:00plays Queen Victoria in the 2016 TV series Victoria?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Emma Bunton. - Jenna Coleman.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04What name is given to the Roman defensive wall

0:25:04 > 0:25:06built across northern Britain

0:25:06 > 0:25:10between Bowness-on-Solway and Wallsend-on-Tyne in about 122 AD?

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Hadrian's.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Which animal that once roamed

0:25:13 > 0:25:15the American plains in huge numbers

0:25:15 > 0:25:18was declared the country's national mammal in May 2016?

0:25:18 > 0:25:19- Buffalo. - Or bison, yes.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Which mountain on the border of France and Italy

0:25:21 > 0:25:22is the highest in the Alps?

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Mont Blanc.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Which Agatha Christie character

0:25:25 > 0:25:27is helped in his investigations

0:25:27 > 0:25:28by Captain Arthur Hastings

0:25:28 > 0:25:31and Inspector James Japp, among others?

0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Clouseau? - No, Poirot.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34What flowers did William Wordsworth see

0:25:34 > 0:25:35in the poem that begins,

0:25:35 > 0:25:39"I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills"?

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Daffodils.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41According to the Book of Genesis,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed with fire and what?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Brimstone.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Which psychopathic villain and arch enemy of Batman

0:25:49 > 0:25:53is played by Jared Leto in the 2016 film Suicide Squad?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Pass.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Which French fashion designer first worked with Madonna

0:25:59 > 0:26:02on her costumes for the 1990 Blond Ambition Tour

0:26:02 > 0:26:03that included the famous conical bra?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Jean-Paul Gaultier.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08What type of pin is known in America as a thumb tack?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Safety... No, drawing... - Drawing pin.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12The killing of which animals

0:26:12 > 0:26:14was the subject of the Krebs experiment,

0:26:14 > 0:26:16which aimed to study the impact

0:26:16 > 0:26:18on the infection rate of TB in cattle?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Pass.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23The survey of England carried out on the orders of William the Conqueror

0:26:23 > 0:26:25is known by a name that refers to the final day of judgment

0:26:25 > 0:26:27because there was no appeal

0:26:27 > 0:26:29against the taxes detailed in it. What name?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Revelations? - Domesday Book.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Which Yorkshire town gives its name to a double-loin lamb chop?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Ooh!

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Pass. Oh!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Which creatures have two pairs of legs

0:26:41 > 0:26:42per segment, although the name suggests

0:26:42 > 0:26:44they have ten times as many as the centipede?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- END-OF-ROUND-BUZZER - Millipede?- Yes.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- And that was an important point. - Was it?

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Well, I'll tell you in a minute.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54You had three passes.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- The Barnsley Chop, which you... - Barnsley!

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yeah, you knew that, of course you did.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01The subject of the Krebs experiment was badgers.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05And the psychopathic villain was the Joker.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Paul, you have scored...

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- 19 points! HACKER:- Hooray!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Phew! At the end of the general knowledge round,

0:27:29 > 0:27:30let's have a look at all the scores.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33In fourth place, with 11 points, Omid.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Third place, 13 points, Sonali.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Second place, 18 points, Hacker.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40First place, 19 points, Paul!

0:27:40 > 0:27:43APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Woof! Woof!

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Woof!

0:27:52 > 0:27:55APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:27:57 > 0:27:59He's not barking at me!

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Paul.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Thank you, folks.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13May I say congratulations and what a relief it is that you won!

0:28:13 > 0:28:16But, I mean, you beat a dog when all is said and done.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20I think I had saved mankind, haven't I? Yeah?

0:28:20 > 0:28:21It could have been a lot worse.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Anyway, that aside, congratulations, very well done.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25Thank you.

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