0:00:25 > 0:00:26First in the spotlight tonight
0:00:26 > 0:00:29is the former England cricketer Graeme Swann.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32His specialist subject - the Star Wars films.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Next, the Gogglebox vicar, the Reverend Kate Bottley.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44She'll be answering questions on Adrian Mole.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Janice Long, the Radio 2 presenter,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55takes as her subject the Liverpool band Echo And The Bunnymen.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04And the singer Paul Carrack on Sheffield Wednesday.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind with me, John Humphrys,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20and four people who've had plenty of experience of performing in front
0:01:20 > 0:01:24of very large audiences - but not under this sort of pressure.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27The prize is not money, of course - their fee goes to charity -
0:01:27 > 0:01:31but it's the honour of winning the Celebrity Mastermind title.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35The challenge - correctly answering 90 seconds of questions
0:01:35 > 0:01:38on their specialist subjects and two minutes on general knowledge.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Easy? Maybe not.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Let us find out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Our first contender, please.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And your name is...
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Your chosen charity...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And your chosen subject...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Star Wars in 90 seconds.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03During their lightsaber duel in the original film,
0:02:03 > 0:02:04who tells Darth Vader,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06"You can't win. If you strike me down,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Obi-Wan Kenobi.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Which fellow droid does C-3PO refer to as
0:02:12 > 0:02:14"an overweight glob of grease"
0:02:14 > 0:02:16and "a near-sighted scrap pile"?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17R2-D2.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20In the first film, Governor Tarkin tests the Death Star
0:02:20 > 0:02:23by ordering the destruction of Princess Leia's home planet.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24What's its name?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Alderaan.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28David Prowse plays Darth Vader in all three films.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Who provides his voice?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30James Earl Jones.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34In The Empire Strikes Back, what's the name of Luke Skywalker's rear gunner
0:02:34 > 0:02:36who's killed during the Empire's attack on the ice world of Hoth?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Dak.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40What is the name of the spaceport on Tatooine
0:02:40 > 0:02:44that Obi-Wan describes as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy"?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Mos Eisley.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48What is the name of the giant, hairy creatures with curled horns
0:02:48 > 0:02:50that the Sand People use for transport?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Er...pass.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56In The Empire Strikes Back, after Han Solo claims that
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Princess Leia had expressed her true feelings for him, she responds
0:02:59 > 0:03:02by calling him a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Nerf herder.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06When Han Solo is about to be put into carbon freeze,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Leia tells him that she loves him. What is Han's two-word reply?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10"I know."
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Luke Skywalker travels to which system to be
0:03:12 > 0:03:14trained by the Jedi Master Yoda?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16The Dagoba System.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Who co-wrote the screenplay for The Empire Strikes Back with Leigh Brackett,
0:03:19 > 0:03:23and for Return Of The Jedi with George Lucas?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Irvin Kershner.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Lawrence Kasdan.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30In Return Of The Jedi, what is the name of the admiral
0:03:30 > 0:03:32who commands the rebel fleet that attacks the second Death Star...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35BEEP ..and orders evasive action when he realises
0:03:35 > 0:03:37they've flown into a trap?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Admiral Ackbar.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Is correct. You had just one pass, Graeme.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Those giant, hairy creatures are called Banthas.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You have scored, Graeme, ten points.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And our next contender, please.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09And your name is...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Your chosen charity...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Your chosen subject...
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Adrian Mole in 90 seconds.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Adrian announces that he and Pandora Braithwaite are officially in love
0:04:21 > 0:04:23during a protest against the banning
0:04:23 > 0:04:25of an item of clothing at school. What clothing?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Red socks.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Adrian endures months of menacing from the school bully, Barry Kent,
0:04:29 > 0:04:32until a member of his family puts a stop to it. Which member?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33His grandmother.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36What does Adrian leave out of the first draft
0:04:36 > 0:04:37of his experimental novel,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Lo! The Flat Hills Of My Homeland?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41An agent advises him to put them back in.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Vowels.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Which TV programme does Adrian describe as one that
0:04:46 > 0:04:49encourages not-very-bright people to confront other inadequate people
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- with their grievances? - Could you repeat the question, please?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Which TV programme does Adrian describe as one that
0:04:55 > 0:04:58encourages not-very-bright people to confront other inadequate people
0:04:58 > 0:04:59with their grievances?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01The Jeremy Kyle Show.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Adrian is suspended from school for a week after he writes
0:05:04 > 0:05:06a poem on the toilet wall. What's the poem called?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Pass.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11The third book of the series, True Confessions, includes
0:05:11 > 0:05:14entries from a secret diary that was discovered
0:05:14 > 0:05:16at a car-boot sale in Grantham. Whose diary?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Margaret Thatcher.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21In The Cappuccino Years, Pandora's mother has had
0:05:21 > 0:05:23a slight stroke but has made an excellent recovery,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25apart from the total loss of which sense?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Smell.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Dress sense.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30What is the name of Mr Carlton-Hayes' partner?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Adrian can't tell whether the person is a man or a woman,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35even after he talks to them on the phone?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Leslie.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Barry Kent's fiancee, Cindy, has a baby while he is in prison.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40What does she name it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Caistor?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Carlsberg.- Oh!- Yes.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What is the occupation of Adrian's Auntie Susan,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47who receives an award from Jack Straw?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48She's a prison guard.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51For which constituency is Pandora elected... BEEP
0:05:51 > 0:05:55..as a Labour MP in the 1997 general election?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Islington.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58No, Ashby-de-la-Zouch!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Of course!- You had one pass.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04The poem he wrote on the toilet wall was called The Future.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Of course. - As you would expect from him.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08You've scored, Kate, seven points.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10APPLAUSE
0:06:17 > 0:06:19And our next contender, please.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26And your name is...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29And your chosen charity...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31The Florrie Institute in Liverpool.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And your chosen subject...
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Echo and the Bunnymen. Here we go.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Echo and the Bunnymen played their first gig
0:06:37 > 0:06:40at a club in Matthew Street, Liverpool, in November 1978. Which club?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Eric's.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44What's the title of the band's debut single that was released in the UK
0:06:44 > 0:06:48in 1979 on Zoo Records, with Read It In Books on the B-side?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49The Pictures On My Wall.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54The director Anton Corbijn shot the video for the Bunnymen's single The Game
0:06:54 > 0:06:57during their tour of which South American country in 1987?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Mexico?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Brazil. Which song includes the chorus...
0:07:00 > 0:07:01"Fate, up against your will"
0:07:01 > 0:07:04"Through the thick and thin he will wait until you give yourself to him"?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05The Killing Moon.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10The Bunnymen opened their headline Saturday-night set at the '85 Glastonbury Festival
0:07:10 > 0:07:12with a version of which Jonathan Richman song?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Sarah.- She Cracked.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19What was the name of the first manager of the Bunnymen who,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21with David Balfe, formed Zoo Management?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- He was replaced by Mick Hancock in 1984.- Bill Drummond.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27The video for which Echo and the Bunnymen single
0:07:27 > 0:07:30features Will Sergeant dressed as a fish,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Les Pattinson as a penguin and Ian McCulloch in drag?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Bring On The Dancing Horses.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- Seven Seas.- Sorry! Ooh!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Which 1985 single release that also features on the soundtrack
0:07:38 > 0:07:41of the film Pretty In Pink opens with the lyrics...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43"Jimmy Brown, made of stone Charlie Clown, no way home"?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Dancing Horses.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Which Indian violinist features on the group's third album, Porcupine?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Oh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- Tony.- Shankar.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Who temporarily replaced Ian McCulloch as the band's lead singer in '89?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Noel Burke.- He'd formerly sung with the band with the band St Vitus Dance.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Noel Burke's correct.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03The band had a top-ten comeback hit in '97
0:08:03 > 0:08:07with a single that features Liam Gallagher on backing vocals. Which song?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Evergreen.- Nothing Lasts... BEEP
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Nothing Lasts Forever! - That's the thing, isn't it?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You get them the second afterwards. - I'm so scared!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, look, you're not alone.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Janice, you've got six points. - OK, thank you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22APPLAUSE
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And our final contender, please.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37And your name is...
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Your chosen charity...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43And your chosen subject...
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Sheffield Wednesday, in 90 seconds.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Sheffield Wednesday was founded in 1867.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52In 1899, they moved to their current home ground,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54which was originally called Owlerton but is now known by what name?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Hillsborough.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Who joined the club from Marseille in 1992 and was chosen by
0:08:58 > 0:09:01the Football Writers' Association as footballer of the year
0:09:01 > 0:09:02at the end of his first season?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Chris Waddle.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07The first of Wednesday's three FA Cup Final victories was in 1896,
0:09:07 > 0:09:12when Fred Spiksley scored both goals in a 2-1 win against which club?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Er... Wolverhampton Wanderers?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Which Serbian-American businessman bought the club in 2010 and sold it in 2015?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Milan Mandaric.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23The club won four league titles between 1903 and '30
0:09:23 > 0:09:25although since then, the nearest they've come
0:09:25 > 0:09:30to a fifth is finishing runners-up behind which team in 1961?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Tottenham Hotspur.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Jack Charlton managed the club from 1977 till '83.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Which former Wednesday player replaced him?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Howard Wilkinson.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Who was banned for 11 matches for pushing the referee to the ground
0:09:42 > 0:09:45after being sent off during a match against Arsenal in 1998?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Paolo Di Canio.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Wednesday played on Christmas Day for the last time in 1957,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53when they drew 4-4 at home against which club?
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Er...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Blackburn Rovers. - Preston North End.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01In 1935, Wednesday won the FA Cup for the third time.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Who scored all six of their matches, including the winner in the final?
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Ellis Rimmer.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Wednesday played in the Premier League from its foundation in '92
0:10:09 > 0:10:12until they were relegated in which year?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- 2000.- Which club did Wednesday beat 3-1 on aggregate
0:10:15 > 0:10:19in the 2016 Championship play-off semifinals... BEEP
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- ..before losing to Hull City in the final?- Brighton.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Brighton is correct.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Well, almost all right, Paul. Ten points.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31APPLAUSE
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Well done.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Well, that's a close contest so far. Let's have a look at all the scores.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45In fourth place, six points, Janice.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Third place, seven points, Kate.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Joint first place,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50ten points apiece, Graeme and Paul.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02So, the general knowledge round now, and if there's a tie
0:11:02 > 0:11:05at the end of it, then the number of passes is taken into account
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Let us get on with it and ask Janice to join us again, please.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15And we've got something in common, I suppose, Janice,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17in that we both do the radio, and I...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Opposite ends!- ..go to work as you come home from work.- Yes, exactly.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Cos you finish at... What?- I finish at three.- Three in the morning?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- So I get home about twenty to four. - Go on at midnight?- Yeah.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29But there's a big advantage to broadcasting in the middle of the night, isn't there?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, it's great because the audience are really listening.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34There are no distractions. They're very discerning.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37They're very innovative. They've got time to, you know,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39join in if you're having a topic or whatever.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44They're very funny and, of course, people forget that, you know,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46when they're in bed, there are people baking the bread,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49they're printing the newspapers, they're looking after the sick,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52they're fixing cars, they're students who are doing dissertations.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I even had a bloke get in touch with me and he was doing IVF for salmon.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- So it's all going on! - Doing IVF for salmon?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Yeah, and I googled to see if that was possible and it does exist!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- So...- You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08I have been working for the BBC since 1979.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11April the 1st, 1979, I joined Radio Merseyside
0:12:11 > 0:12:14and I remember seeing you in the newsroom.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Absolutely, because I started on Merseyside for the BBC as well.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Yeah, so there you go.- Absolutely.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Right, now, Janice, you have six points so far.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Plenty of time to catch...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Well, two minutes to catch up with your massive general knowledge.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Calm down, calm down.- Here we go.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32What is the name of the pensioner chat-show hostess
0:12:32 > 0:12:36who was originally created by Caroline Aherne as an agony aunt for local radio?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Doris.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Mrs Merton. "Chien" is the French word for which animal?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Sorry?- Chien.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Cat.- Dog.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Which country finished third in the gold-medal table behind the USA
0:12:49 > 0:12:53and Team GB at the 2016 Olympic Games?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54China.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57In a Disney animated film, what is the name of the lonely Hawaiian girl
0:12:57 > 0:13:01who adopts an ugly extraterrestrial creature and calls it Stitch?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Er, Tony.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03No, Lilo.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08What smoked fish is used in the Scottish soup cullen skink?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Haddock.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Which pop-soul band topped the UK singles chart for five weeks in 2016 with 7 Years?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- It was the UK's longest-reigning number one by a Danish act.- Oh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh, I know them! Er...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- L... - SHE ROLLS TONGUE
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Lukas...- Yeah...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Thomas. I can't think.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Lukas Graham. "Throstle" is an archaic name for which songbird?
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Sorry?- "Throstle" is an archaic name for which songbird?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Thrush.- Yes.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39According to the theme song of a children's TV series that was first broadcast in 1976,
0:13:39 > 0:13:43if your mansion house needs haunting, who should you call?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44If your...
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Mansion house needs haunting, who should you call?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Joan.- Rentaghost.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Which celebrated English landscape painter
0:13:53 > 0:13:58had the forenames Joseph Mallord William? JMW.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Constable.- Turner.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03The songs If I Were A Bell, Luck Be A Lady and A Bushel And A Peck
0:14:03 > 0:14:07come from which stage musical with music and lyrics by Frank Loesser?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Luck Be A Lady...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Er... Oh!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Take a stab at it. - I can't even think of...
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Er, G-Guys And Dolls.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yes, Guys And Dolls, you see. That's the point!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22The island of Hoy, famous for its rock stack known as the Old Man,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24is the second-largest of which group of islands
0:14:24 > 0:14:27off the north of Scotland? BEEP
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Islands off the north of Scotland?- Shetlands.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Oh, nearly. Orkney.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35But, anyway, you got into double figures. You have ten points.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Thank you very much. - APPLAUSE
0:14:44 > 0:14:47And now Kate, again, please.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49And, er...
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'm trying to think - if you'd said to somebody a few years ago,
0:14:52 > 0:14:57"I became famous because I watch telly"...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yeah.- ..people would think you were mad, wouldn't they?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Yeah, well, it's a crazy idea for a TV show, isn't it?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04But the whole reason that we ended up doing the show was because
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I pronounced this couple, Gary and Tracey,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10husband and wife and then the music started playing and I started
0:15:10 > 0:15:12dancing and they danced and the au...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I nearly said "audience"!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17The congregation danced and they put that online
0:15:17 > 0:15:19and it got seven million hits.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Seven million?- I know! - And what did the bishop say?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Well, we were between bishops at that time, so, you know...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's always easier to ask for forgiveness
0:15:28 > 0:15:30than it is for permission, John.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Right. LAUGHTER
0:15:33 > 0:15:37But when you're doing the show, Gogglebox, your husband, actually...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- He doesn't... Graham, he doesn't say very much.- You know what?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41He says loads! You can't shut him up.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But he speaks in very, very long sentences
0:15:43 > 0:15:46and he's not that interesting, so they chop him up.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Can I just remind you that
0:15:48 > 0:15:51another one of the Christian codes is charity?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53There's... You know...
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Graham's the only reason I started going to church.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm not from a religious family at all.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I was at school and I saw this gorgeous young man crossing
0:16:01 > 0:16:03the quad at school and I said to my friend, "Who's that?"
0:16:03 > 0:16:05She said, "The vicar's son," and I thought,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07"Well, I'd better start going to church, then, hadn't I?"
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- That was it?- That was it. I only went...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- So it was lust that got you...? - Well, you know, I...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13You call it lust, I call it infatuation.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15But I only went for a snog and I ended up with a dog collar.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's not really what I had in mind!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20LAUGHTER
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Right. Now, you've got seven points...- I did.- ..so far.- Oh!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- But you've got two minutes of general knowledge now.- OK.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29This is where you, er...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31get into the... LAUGHTER
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh! Well, I don't think...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- If I were them, I would object to that, because you're... - Oh, right, OK. There you go.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Oh, there we are. Fine, as long as they all get the same thing. Right, here we go.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42In which European capital city are the ruins of the Colosseum
0:16:42 > 0:16:44and the Circus Maximus?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Rome.- A queen excluder is a selective barrier used by people
0:16:48 > 0:16:51engaged in what pastime or occupation?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52- Sailing?- Beekeeping.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56In which Ocean is the Mariana Trench, which contains the Challenger Deep,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59the deepest known point on earth, around 36,000 feet below sea level?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- The Atlantic.- The Pacific.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04The aspen or trembling poplar belongs to which family of trees?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06The fir tree.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Willow. What name is given to the light plastic hoop
0:17:08 > 0:17:10first manufactured in the late '50s that was used
0:17:10 > 0:17:13as a toy for children and an exercise aid for adults?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Hula Hoop.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Who, in 1970, became the first actor to be awarded a life peerage?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19He took Brighton as part of his title.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22David Attenborough.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Laurence Olivier. Lord Olivier.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28With which song did Ben E King finally top the UK singles charts in 1987,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30nearly 26 years after its first entry?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Stand By Me. Which topical television panel game has Paul Merton and Ian Hislop
0:17:36 > 0:17:39as team captains and is hosted by a different guest presenter each week?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Have I Got News For You.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42What general term is used for schemes that encourage
0:17:42 > 0:17:46drivers to leave their vehicles outside congested city-centre areas
0:17:46 > 0:17:48and complete their journey by public transport?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Park and ride.- The name of which long-distance challenge in Britain,
0:17:51 > 0:17:53undertaken by cyclists and walkers,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57is known as Lejog from the first letter of its start and end points?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Land's End to John O'Groats.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Which London street that was once famous for journalism adjoins Salisbury court,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06where the diarist Samuel Pepys was born in February 1663?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Fleet Street.- Which actress has starred in
0:18:08 > 0:18:11the big-screen comedies Bridesmaids, Spy, The Heath
0:18:11 > 0:18:14and the 2016 all-female remake of Ghostbusters?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Melissa McCarthy.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21In the jargon of the old American West, Boot Hill referred to what?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22- Graveyard.- Yeah, or cemetery.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Victoria, Cambridge Gage and Mirabelle are all varieties of which fruit?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Peach.- Plum. In the Norfolk-based television series Kingdom,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34what is the profession of the title character, played by Stephen Fry?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Police officer.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39No, solicitor. Which DJ, who died in October 2004,
0:18:39 > 0:18:42said that Teenage Kicks by The Undertones was his favourite record?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44BEEP It was played at his funeral.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Think of a DJ.- 2004, DJ? - Make it quick.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm trying to think of one that's not still alive,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- so I don't offend anybody. - Well, that would be wise.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Terry Wogan.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- No, it was John Peel. - Oh.- Yeah, there you go.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01You've now got a total, Kate, of 15 points.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03APPLAUSE
0:19:10 > 0:19:13And now Graeme again, please.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16And, er...
0:19:17 > 0:19:23You're in the business of doing what many of my interviewees do -
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- you're a spinner.- Yes! I'm better than they are, though.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You're better than they are. Well, that's true. We don't...
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Yeah. So, look, you've got the ball. - Yeah.- And do you put the spin...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Yeah, go on. Show me. - Well, the official way,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38the MCC way of coaching, at the Marylebone Cricket Club, is you put
0:19:38 > 0:19:40the ball between your fingers and pretend you're opening a door knob.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Really?- So that...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- In the rough and short of it, that's how you do it.- Sounds easy!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47But I used to ram it further in my hand and try and rip it
0:19:47 > 0:19:50as hard as I could. It's not very good for your fingers.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I've just about got the skin back on my knuckle.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- I finished playing three years ago. - Honestly?- Yes.- And what...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You were amongst the best.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I mean, what is it that makes one spinner better than another?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03I don't know. I think spinners have to be very mentally strong
0:20:03 > 0:20:06because if you get hit for six, as a fast bowler you can bowl
0:20:06 > 0:20:08a bouncer the next ball and try and frighten the batsman.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10As a spinner, you can't do anything.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You're 50mph and they can hit you further and further out the ground
0:20:13 > 0:20:16so you've got to be very thick-skinned and very thick,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- as my dad used to say to me. - I'd never thought of that.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Because yes, it looks,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23as a spectator who knows nothing about the game,
0:20:23 > 0:20:27so much easier to bash a spinning ball than one that's coming at you...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You have to put a brave face on and pretend it's all part of the master plan.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33"Yeah, I know what you're doing!" And then you turn around and go,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35"Oh, God, don't do it again!"
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Really?- Yeah.- Do you ever wish you'd been a fast bowler?- Not in the...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Wicketkeeper, definitely.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45On those cold days in April, they get big gloves to wear and I didn't.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47They haven't got to run around, have they and...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- No.- That's true. Right.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54You've got ten points so far and 15 is the score to beat.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Let's see if we can do it with your general knowledge. Here we go.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Which vegetable can be French, runner or baked?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Bean.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05The BBC drama series Poldark, based on the novels by Winston Graham,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07is set in which English county?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Cornwall.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12The name of which electronic device is derived from the words "transfer resistor"?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Radio?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Transistor. In the 1972 film The Godfather,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21what is put in the producer Jack Woltz's bed
0:21:21 > 0:21:24to make him change his mind and give a film role to Johnny Fontane?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26A horse's head.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29What word can mean either "a large basket used for laundry or picnics"
0:21:29 > 0:21:31or "to impede the progress of something"?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32- Hamper.- Yes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Which American cavalry officer's last stand was the Battle of Little Bighorn,
0:21:36 > 0:21:38when he was killed, in 1876?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39George Custer.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Which band had their biggest UK single with If You Leave Me Now,
0:21:43 > 0:21:45which topped the charts in 1976?
0:21:45 > 0:21:50They're named after the American city where they formed in 1966.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Can I sing it to you instead? - Go on, then.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53# If you leave me now... #
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Right, now give me the answer.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, Philadelphia.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58- Chicago!- Grr!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01What name is given to the rough, granular leather typically made from
0:22:01 > 0:22:04the skin of a shark or ray and frequently dyed green?
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Rawhide?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Shagreen. Which popular variety of potato with a white skin
0:22:09 > 0:22:12with pink colouration was introduced in 1902
0:22:12 > 0:22:14and named after the monarch who was crowned that year?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15King Edward.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18In the Superman comics, what is the name of Clark Kent's girlfriend,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20whom he finally married in 1996?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Lois Lane.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27Which future dictator was born in Braunau am Inn in Austria on 20th April 1889?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Adolf Hitler.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Wallasey, West Kirby and Willaston are all places
0:22:31 > 0:22:33on which peninsula in north-west England?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Birkenhead.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Wirral. Which rock star has played the title roles
0:22:37 > 0:22:41in the films Lisztomania, Tommy and McVicar?
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Sting.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Roger Daltrey. How many square faces does a cube have?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Six.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50In pantomime, what name is given to the leading male role
0:22:50 > 0:22:52traditionally played by a woman in tights?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53- Dame.- Principal boy.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57The song Oh, Pretty Woman, which is the recurrent theme of the film Pretty Woman,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00was written by Bill Dees and who? BEEP
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Roy Orbison.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Roy Orbison is correct.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06No passes, Graeme. You've now got 20 points.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08APPLAUSE
0:23:16 > 0:23:19And finally, Paul again, please.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- And, Paul...- Yeah.- ..you've been singing for a long time.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- It's 40 years plus, isn't it? - Er, yeah.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well, I didn't start out singing, actually.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- I started out playing drums.- Mm.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And I sold the drums to buy an organ,
0:23:35 > 0:23:39although I couldn't play very much at all,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41in order to join the local soul band.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43But I didn't sing until...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Oh, about ten years down the road, actually.- Still a long time ago.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Long enough, yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53And I'm interested whether, as a singer, you have to keep
0:23:53 > 0:23:58adapting your style as the years, the decades, go by.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Well, a little bit. I mean, I've always been into all kinds of music.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06You know, I've got very wide taste and I think...
0:24:06 > 0:24:11I think the era that influenced me the most was around the '60s.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15I was a big fan of soul music and Motown and all that sort of stuff
0:24:15 > 0:24:17and that's been my major influence.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21And that kind of goes in and out of style a little bit but I don't think
0:24:21 > 0:24:26it's a good idea, at my age, to be trying to follow trends!
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Well, why would you?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Presumably, you don't need to because people who like you like your music and that's...
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Well, I think so. I mean, I...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I'm enjoying this stage in my career
0:24:36 > 0:24:40and it's probably the most enjoyable, actually, in many ways.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Really?- Yeah, I think so.- Because?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'm a little more established now as a solo artist -
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I've been in loads of bands and stuff, but...
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I have a real nice following of people that still come to the shows
0:24:52 > 0:24:55and are very, er...
0:24:55 > 0:25:02- you know, encouraging. And so, yeah, no, things are...OK.- Good.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Long may it last.- Thank you. - Now, you have ten points.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10The score to beat is 20, so here we go. Two minutes in which to do it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Which rodent, introduced into Britain from America in the late 19th century,
0:25:13 > 0:25:17has displaced its native red counterpart in most parts of the country?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Squirrel.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Yeah, the grey squirrel.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Which cyclist became Britain's most-decorated Olympian at the Rio Games
0:25:23 > 0:25:26when he won his eighth medal and fifth gold in the team pursuit event?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Bradley Wiggins.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Which 1948 Cole Porter stage musical, based on a Shakespeare comedy,
0:25:31 > 0:25:36features the songs Wunderbar, I Hate Men and Brush Up Your Shakespeare?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Ooh, I don't know. My Fair Lady.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Kiss Me Kate.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42What type of beer, known by the initials IPA, gets its name
0:25:42 > 0:25:46because it was originally intended for the Far Eastern market?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Indian pale ale.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Which children's television series of 1980 featured occasional appearances
0:25:51 > 0:25:53by Barbara Windsor as Saucy Nancy, a ship's figurehead,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Lorraine Chase as Dolly Clothes-Peg
0:25:56 > 0:26:00and Billy Connolly as Bogle McNeep, an angry Scottish scarecrow?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Was it No Idea?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03No, Worzel Gummidge.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Which classic children's book by Arthur Ransome was brought to the screen in 2016
0:26:07 > 0:26:09in a film directed by Philippa Lowthorpe?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- The Invincibles. - Swallows And Amazons.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16What two words complete the proverb "a watched pot..."?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Never boils?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Which holiday resort on the North Wales coast is named after the 6th-century saint
0:26:22 > 0:26:26who built a cell on the Great Orme, the headland that overlooks the town?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Llandudno.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Which large eagle is named after the malign creatures in Greek mythology
0:26:32 > 0:26:34who were half bird and half woman?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37No idea. Venus.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Harpy. The chart-topping album released by The Beatles in 1968 called The Beatles
0:26:42 > 0:26:44is usually known by what name after the colour of its sleeve?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The White Album.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Roquefort, made in France from ewe's milk, is a variety of what foodstuff?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Cheese.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Which letter, the third of the Greek alphabet,
0:26:52 > 0:26:54corresponds to the Roman letter G?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Selta.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Gamma. In The Muppet Show, what are the names of the two grumpy old men
0:27:02 > 0:27:05who watch and heckle the cast from their seats in a box?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Er...Wilson and Henderson.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Statler and Waldorf.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12What nickname was given to the world's first wide-bodied jetliner, the Boeing 747...
0:27:12 > 0:27:15BEEP ..when it came into service in 1970?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16The Jumbo.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18The Jumbo. Correct.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21You did well but not quite well enough.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- You got 18 points.- OK, good.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE
0:27:30 > 0:27:32APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Well, Graeme held onto his lead. Let's have a look at all the scores.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38In fourth place, ten points, Janice.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Third place, 15 points, Kate.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Second place, 18 points, Paul.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45First place, 20 points, Graeme.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Graeme...
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- Well done.- Thank you very much. - Not...
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Not quite the Ashes but at least you can take it home with you.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08I think it's better, to be honest.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09You're lying!
0:28:09 > 0:28:13At least this is the real thing. You don't get to touch the real Ashes.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- Is that right?- No.- Well done. - Thank you.
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