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0:00:23 > 0:00:26First in the spotlight tonight is the presenter Olivia Wayne.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Her specialist subject - Roald Dahl's children's books.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Next, the antiques expert, Philip Serrell.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38He'll be answering questions on the England rugby team.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41APPLAUSE

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Richard McCourt, Dick as in Dick and Dom,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46takes as his subject the Manchester band New Order.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47APPLAUSE

0:00:47 > 0:00:52And the poet Lemn Sissay on the great Bob Marley.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind

0:01:03 > 0:01:05with me, John Humphrys,

0:01:05 > 0:01:09and four people who've achieved a lot over the years

0:01:09 > 0:01:12but are now about to face a very different sort of challenge.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15The reward - a donation to charity.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18The risk - possible humiliation.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20But probably not.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23They get 90 seconds of questions on their specialist subject

0:01:23 > 0:01:26and two minutes of general knowledge.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29So let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38And your name is?

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Your chosen charity?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43And your chosen subject?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46In 90 seconds, starting now.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48In Charlie And The Chocolate Factory,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51which of the golden ticket holders rashly puts a piece of gum

0:01:51 > 0:01:53containing a three-course meal in her mouth

0:01:53 > 0:01:56and turns into a giant blueberry after chewing it?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- Veruca Salt.- Violet.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59What's the name of the ramshackle building

0:01:59 > 0:02:01bought by the Giraffe, the Pelican and the Monkey

0:02:01 > 0:02:03and turned into the offices

0:02:03 > 0:02:05of the Ladderless Window-Cleaning Company?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06- The Grubber.- Yes.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08When the giant peach first grows in their garden,

0:02:08 > 0:02:12how much do Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker charge people to see it?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15They offer half price for children under six weeks old.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Pass.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20What is the name of the monkey that the enormous crocodile

0:02:20 > 0:02:22meets while he is on his way through the jungle to the town

0:02:22 > 0:02:24to find a child to eat?

0:02:24 > 0:02:25- Muggle-Wump.- Yes.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28What is the name of the woman who runs the orphanage from which

0:02:28 > 0:02:30the Big Friendly Giant abducts Sophie?

0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Mrs Clonkers.- Yes.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33In George's Marvellous Medicine,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35George's grouchy old grandma

0:02:35 > 0:02:37complains that he is growing too fast.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40What does she tell him to eat less of to stop him growing?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Pass.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44In which of Dahl's children's stories is Mr Hoppy secretly in love

0:02:44 > 0:02:47with Mrs Silver, who lives in the flat below him?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Esio Trot.- Yes.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49What is the surname of Matilda,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52a precocious child who could read at the age of three?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53- Wormwood.- Yes.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56When Danny and his father have successfully poached

0:02:56 > 0:02:57over 100 pheasants,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59they drop them off with the vicar's wife

0:02:59 > 0:03:00to be given away. What's her name?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Mrs Clipper?- Mrs Clipstone.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04When the Fox family are forced to dig for the lives

0:03:04 > 0:03:07because they are being starved out of their home,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10their tunnel comes out into a farmer's number one chicken house.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Which farmer?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Boggis.- Yes.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15After Mrs Twit has put her glass eye

0:03:15 > 0:03:17in her husband's mug of beer,

0:03:17 > 0:03:19what does he put in her bed in revenge?

0:03:19 > 0:03:20A frog.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23A frog is exactly right. He does.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24You had a couple of passes.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27In George's Marvellous Medicine,

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Grandma told George to stop eating chocolate.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32And the amount that Aunt Sponge

0:03:32 > 0:03:36and Aunt Spiker charge people to see the giant peach was one shilling.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39You have scored, Olivia, seven points.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40OK, thank you.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42APPLAUSE

0:03:50 > 0:03:52And our next contender, please.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00And your name is?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Your chosen charity?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04St Richard's Hospice in Worcester.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And your chosen subject?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11In 90 seconds, starting now.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12In 2008, who broke the rugby union

0:04:12 > 0:04:14record for international drop goals

0:04:14 > 0:04:16when he scored his 29th in a match for England

0:04:16 > 0:04:18against France in the Six Nations?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19- Jonny Wilkinson.- Yes.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Who was the head coach of the England team

0:04:21 > 0:04:24that won the Six Nations title in 2000 and 2001,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26and went on to win the Grand Slam in 2003?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Sir Clive Woodward.- Yes.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30In what year did England beat Ireland, Scotland

0:04:30 > 0:04:31and Wales to win the Triple Crown

0:04:31 > 0:04:33but lost the championship

0:04:33 > 0:04:35to the Irish on points difference?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- 2011.- Ah, '14.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Steve Thompson, Lee Mears and Dylan Hartley have all

0:04:40 > 0:04:42played for England Six Nations tournament in which position?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- Hookers.- Yep.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46In 2013, how many points did England score

0:04:46 > 0:04:47in their victory in Dublin?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49All of them were kicked by Owen Farrell.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- 12.- Yes.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Who did England play in their opening game

0:04:54 > 0:04:55of the 2012 tournament,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Chris Robshaw captained the side

0:04:57 > 0:04:59on his second appearance for his country.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00- Scotland.- Yep.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Which second-row forward started all five matches

0:05:02 > 0:05:04for England in the 2016 Six Nations

0:05:04 > 0:05:07and helped England achieve the Grand Slam?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09He scored his first international try

0:05:09 > 0:05:10in their opening match.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Joe Launchbury. - No, George Kruis.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Who missed the entire 2000 tournament after

0:05:14 > 0:05:16he injured his Achilles tendon?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18He captained the team to the Six Nations title

0:05:18 > 0:05:20in 2001, 2003.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Martin Johnson.- Yes.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24In 2001, England kept the Six Nations title

0:05:24 > 0:05:27but were denied the Grand Slam when they lost

0:05:27 > 0:05:28to Ireland in a match

0:05:28 > 0:05:30that had been rescheduled from March to October.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31For what reason?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Pass.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Since the year 2000,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36how many times have England won the Grand Slam

0:05:36 > 0:05:37in the Six Nations?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Two.- Yep.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Which England fullback was named as the 2014 Six Nations

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Player of the Championship?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44He scored four tries

0:05:44 > 0:05:47and conceded no penalties during the tournament.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48- Mike Brown.- Is correct.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Just the one pass.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52They had to reschedule in 2001

0:05:52 > 0:05:55because of an outbreak of foot and mouth disease.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Thank you.- I didn't even know rugby players got foot and mouth disease.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Anyway, Philip, you've scored eight points.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Thank you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05APPLAUSE

0:06:12 > 0:06:15And our next contender, please.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21And your name is?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Your chosen charity?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26And your chosen subject?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29New Order, the band, in 90 seconds.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Which song released by New Order

0:06:30 > 0:06:32in 1983 is said to be the highest selling

0:06:32 > 0:06:3412-inch single of all time?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Blue Monday.- Yep. In September 2017,

0:06:36 > 0:06:38the band announced that they'd reached a settlement

0:06:38 > 0:06:40to their long-standing dispute

0:06:40 > 0:06:42with a former member of New Order. Who was it?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43- Peter Hook.- Yep.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45New Order's first six albums

0:06:45 > 0:06:47all had catalogue numbers divisible by 25.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Which album had the number FACT 100?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52- Brotherhood.- Low-life.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54The cover of the album Power, Corruption & Lies is

0:06:54 > 0:06:57a reproduction of a painting by Henri Fantin-Latour

0:06:57 > 0:06:59and depicts which flowers?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Carnations.- Roses.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02All of the songs on The Peel Sessions recordings

0:07:02 > 0:07:05were written by the band apart from one song

0:07:05 > 0:07:07written by the reggae star Keith Hudson.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Which song?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- 586.- Turn The Heater On.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Which 1989 album was the first by the band

0:07:13 > 0:07:15to top the UK album charts?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Technique.- Yep.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Which New Order top five hit contains the lyric

0:07:18 > 0:07:20"I would like a place I could call my own,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22"have a conversation on the telephone"?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- True Faith.- Regret.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Following the death of singer Ian Curtis,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28which musician joined the remaining three members

0:07:28 > 0:07:29of Joy Division to form New Order?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Gillian Gilbert.- Yep.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33At which venue did the band play their first London gig

0:07:33 > 0:07:34in February 1981?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Their performance was beset by a series of problems.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- Heaven.- Yep.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Which song has reached the top 10

0:07:39 > 0:07:40of the singles chart twice,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43once on its initial release in 1987,

0:07:43 > 0:07:45then in a remixed version in '94?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46- True Faith.- Yep.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49The number one hit single World In Motion was recorded

0:07:49 > 0:07:50with members of the England football squad

0:07:50 > 0:07:53and co-written by the band and which English comedian?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54- Keith Allen.- Yep.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57In December 1988, the band played their only UK

0:07:57 > 0:07:59concert of the year at the G-MEX Centre where

0:07:59 > 0:08:01they were supported by A Certain Ratio

0:08:01 > 0:08:03and which other Manchester-based band

0:08:03 > 0:08:05also on Factory Records?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- James.- Happy Mondays.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11No passes, Richard. You've scored seven points.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- It's tough.- It is tough, isn't it? - Yeah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22And our final contender, please.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29And your name is?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Your chosen charity?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34And your chosen subject?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Bob Marley in 90 seconds.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39In 1972, Bob Marley signed

0:08:39 > 0:08:41with which record label owned by Chris Blackwell?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Island Records.- Yep.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Marley consolidated his breakthrough in the UK

0:08:44 > 0:08:47with the release of his 1975 live album recorded

0:08:47 > 0:08:49at a London theatre. Which theatre?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- The Lyceum.- Yep.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Eric Clapton had an international hit in 1974

0:08:53 > 0:08:54with I Shot The Sheriff.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56On which of Marley's studio albums

0:08:56 > 0:08:57did it originally appear?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Kaya.- Burning.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What song, originally recorded in the '70s,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04was first released in 1992

0:09:04 > 0:09:06on a collection called Songs Of Freedom?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08A single version reached the top five.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Redemption Song? - Iron Lion Zion.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Marley was baptised into the Ethiopian Orthodox Church

0:09:13 > 0:09:14shortly before his death.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What baptismal name that means Light of the Holy Trinity

0:09:16 > 0:09:18was he given?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Pass.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Marley performed at which country's

0:09:27 > 0:09:29independence day celebrations in April 1980?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Zimbabwe.- Yes.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32What nickname did Marley use

0:09:32 > 0:09:34as the name for his record label?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35- Tuff Gong.- Yep.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37What name was given to Marley's trio of backing singers -

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Judy Mowatt, Marcia Griffiths and Rita Marley?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- The I-Threes.- Yes.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What was the name of the controversial doctor

0:09:42 > 0:09:45who treated Marley at his clinic in Bavaria during his last illness?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Pass.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Which song from the '77 Exodus album,

0:09:49 > 0:09:51released as a single in 1980, includes the chorus

0:09:51 > 0:09:53"Don't worry about a thing

0:09:53 > 0:09:55"cos every little thing gonna be all right"?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56- Three Little Birds?- Yes.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58One Love is one of four hit singles

0:09:58 > 0:09:59from the Exodus album

0:09:59 > 0:10:01and is an interpretation of the song People Get Ready.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Who wrote the original song?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04- Curtis Mayfield.- Yes.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Marley's first top 10 single in the UK was a double-A side

0:10:08 > 0:10:10released in December 1977.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Jamming was one of the songs, what was the other?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13No Woman No Cry?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Punky Reggae Party. - Yeah, great track.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Lemn, you had two passes.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23Josef, or Yo-sef, Issels was the name of that controversial doctor

0:10:23 > 0:10:25who treated him in Bavaria.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29And his baptismal name was Berhane Selassie.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Oh, wow!- Yeah. You have scored seven points.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36APPLAUSE

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Well, what a very close round that was.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Joint second place, they all got seven points.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Olivia, Richard and Lemn.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59In first place, at the moment, with 8 points, Philip.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02APPLAUSE

0:11:07 > 0:11:09So, it is the general knowledge round now.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10And if there's a tie at the end of it,

0:11:10 > 0:11:13then the number of passes is taken into account,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19So, let's get on with it and ask Olivia to join us again, please.

0:11:19 > 0:11:25And your choice of your special subject,

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Roald Dahl,

0:11:26 > 0:11:28fascinating books, aren't they?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Because they are fantastical,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- but the central character is a normal person.- Yes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36And that makes them so different from, I don't know, lots

0:11:36 > 0:11:39of other fantastical books where everything is all slightly strange.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Not always, though.- Not always? - Matilda is not normal.- That's true.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Girl with a magic finger, not normal.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- That is true. That is true.- So...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48What's your question?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51But a lot of the characters, I mean, the principal characters...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53James, as in James And The Giant Peach, is normal.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Charlie, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory...- Yes.- ..a normal kid.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59And they're put into these fantastical situations.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I mean, they are. It's just...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I think everyone in this audience knows a Roald Dahl book

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and probably has a favourite.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I just think, you know, it is childhood, your childhood,

0:12:10 > 0:12:13and I have a new baby, so kind of rereading and reliving them all

0:12:13 > 0:12:16has me very excited for him to get to know those stories.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20And reading to children has got to be one of the ultimate joys,

0:12:20 > 0:12:21isn't it?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Yeah.- Lucky you. Right, here we go.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26You've got seven points, as has almost everybody else,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28but now it is the breakthrough point

0:12:28 > 0:12:30cos this is the general knowledge round,

0:12:30 > 0:12:31and you get two minutes of questions here.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33So, here we go.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Sprigs of what plant are traditionally hung up

0:12:35 > 0:12:37at Christmas for people to kiss beneath?

0:12:37 > 0:12:38- Holly.- Mistletoe.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41By what name is confectioners' sugar known in Britain?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42It's a fine white powder.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43- Icing sugar.- Yep.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45At the 2017 Oscars ceremony,

0:12:45 > 0:12:48La La Land was mistakenly announced as Best Picture.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Which film was the actual winner of that award?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51- Moonlight?- Yes.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Which female singer topped the UK singles charts in 2000

0:12:53 > 0:12:55with Oops! I Did It Again

0:12:55 > 0:12:58and in 2004 with both Toxic and Everytime?

0:12:58 > 0:12:59- Britney Spears.- Yep.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01By what name was the outlaw who was shot dead

0:13:01 > 0:13:03by Marshall Pat Garrett

0:13:03 > 0:13:05in New Mexico in 1881 best known?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07His aliases include William H Bonney Junior.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10No idea.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13In Britain, an artist who is a member of the RPS

0:13:13 > 0:13:15specialises in what art form?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Post.- Photography.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21The long-running play The Mousetrap

0:13:21 > 0:13:22was first staged in 1952.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Who wrote it?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- William Tell. - Agatha Christie.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Trying not to pass.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Which sport has its origins in Central Asia where mounted

0:13:31 > 0:13:34nomads played a version of the game partly as sport

0:13:34 > 0:13:36and partly as preparation for war?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Lacrosse?- Polo.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40What vowel is represented by dot-dot

0:13:40 > 0:13:42in international Morse code?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Colon?- I.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47In the 2017 television series Genius,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49a Nobel prize-winning scientist is played

0:13:49 > 0:13:51as a young man by Johnny Flynn

0:13:51 > 0:13:53and in later life by Geoffrey Rush.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Which scientist?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Dr Dolittle. - Albert Einstein!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Which author had 36 plays published in 1623 in the so-called

0:14:01 > 0:14:05First Folio, collected by the actors John Heminge and Henry Condell?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Shakespeare.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09What is the name of Latin origin for the watery

0:14:09 > 0:14:12fluid in the mouth of humans and other vertebrates that helps

0:14:12 > 0:14:15with the swallowing and digestion of chewed food?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Saliva.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Which former leader of the Liberal Democrats

0:14:18 > 0:14:20published his account of the coalition years,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Politics: Between the Extremes, in 2016?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26George Brown.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Nick Clegg.- That's the one!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Holy Island, off the coast of Northumberland,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32is known by what alternative name?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34BUZZER

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- I can tell you...- Please do cos I am going to guess.- I will.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- We'll make that one of your passes. - Thank you.- Lindisfarne.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Ah. Wouldn't have got it.

0:14:44 > 0:14:49- And the outlaw shot dead by Pat Garrett was Billy the Kid.- Oh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52There you go. You now have a total, Olivia, of 12 points.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54APPLAUSE

0:15:02 > 0:15:05APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:15:05 > 0:15:07And now, Richard, again, please.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- I call you Richard, I mean Dick. - Yes.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Does everyone call you Dick, apart from...?- No, no.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Only friends and family. - Only friends and family.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- But you're Dick, as you're half of Dick and Dom.- Yes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- And your better half... Your other half...- Yes.- ..is actually here in the studio.- He is.- He is.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- For moral support. - A bit of moral support.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Look, you've been together, as it were, for...- 21 years, this year.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Is it really 21 years?- Yeah. I mean, you know, 21 years together.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36We're still going strong, fingers crossed, it's another 21 years. Who knows?

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Well, I don't know about that cos I've been getting on really well with Tom and Paul over here.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- They're great! - LAUGHTER

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- We've been having such a good time, haven't we, lads? - Leave him alone, he's mine!

0:15:45 > 0:15:50Who would you choose as your alternative partner, if you had to?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- You, John. I mean...- Oh, well! LAUGHTER

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- I'll... Thank you very much. - Today with Dick and John!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58You're on!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00We'll discuss terms later.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Right, here we go. You've got seven points.- Yep.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05So, the score to beat is 12 at the moment. Let's see how you do.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Two minutes of general knowledge starting now.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Insomnia is a difficulty or inability to do what?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Not be able to sleep.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15The headquarters of the United Nations are in which city?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- New York.- What sort of broad-brimmed, high-crowned felt hat,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20particularly associated with Mexico and Spain,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23takes its name from the Spanish for shade?

0:16:23 > 0:16:24- A red cloak.- Sombrero.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28In which television programme does a celebrity panel try and guess,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31through a series of clues, who lives in the houses shown on camera?

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Through The Keyhole.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35What animal, that's commonly kept as a pet, has long-eared breeds

0:16:35 > 0:16:38called English lop, French lop, and Holland lop?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39- A dog.- Rabbits.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42What name is given to the centre of a target in darts and archery?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Bullseye.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47In what 2017 film does Tom Cruise play Barry Seal,

0:16:47 > 0:16:48a pilot and drug runner

0:16:48 > 0:16:51who covertly worked for the American government during the '80s?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Top Gun.- American Made.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56In which Cornish resort is there a branch of the Tate Gallery

0:16:56 > 0:16:59and a museum dedicated to the sculptor Barbara Hepworth?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00- Truro.- St Ives.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03By what title were the emperors who ruled

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Germany from 1871 to 1918 known?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07The Jarzers.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Kaiser.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Carrie Fisher's The Princess Diaries, published in 2016,

0:17:11 > 0:17:16is a behind-the-scenes account of what happened on the set of a famous 1977 film.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Which film?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Empire Strikes Back. - Star Wars.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23What is the name of the actor who came to fame as Basil Brush's

0:17:23 > 0:17:24straight man and went on to play

0:17:24 > 0:17:29Private Secretary Bernard Woolley in Yes, Minister and its sequel?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30- Geoffrey Durham.- Derek Fowlds.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33London Zoo and Queen Mary's Gardens are features of which

0:17:33 > 0:17:35of London's royal parks?

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Regent's Park.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39What name that comes from the Latin word meaning "for"

0:17:39 > 0:17:42and the Greek for "life" is given to live bacteria that are added

0:17:42 > 0:17:44to yoghurts or taken as food supplements

0:17:44 > 0:17:46and are promoted as having health benefits?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Priobiotics.- No, probiotics. - Probiotics!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Which singer, sometimes known as Alf,

0:17:51 > 0:17:55began her career in the early '80s with Vince Clarke in the duo Yazoo?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Cilla.- Alison Moyet.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02In what winter sport, takes its name from the French for sledge, do

0:18:02 > 0:18:05competitors race down an icy course, lying on their backs, feet first?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Tobogganing.- The luge.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10What completes the title of the comedy play that ended

0:18:10 > 0:18:13its record 16-year run in the West End in 1987, No Sex Please We're...?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15British!

0:18:15 > 0:18:17British is exactly right.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Richard, you've shot up to 13 points.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:18:30 > 0:18:33And now, Lemn again, please.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39And your poetry, wonderful stuff, has to be said.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Poems in public spaces.- Yes.- That's, in a sense, what you're about.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I wonder whether you fit the poem to the space or

0:18:45 > 0:18:48whether the space inspires the poem.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51We'll all be singing a poem at Christmas.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56We'll be singing In The Bleak Midwinter by Christina Rossetti.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59So poetry is actually around us all of the time.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01So why not on the walls and the places

0:19:01 > 0:19:04and the spaces of our cities and towns and villages?

0:19:04 > 0:19:10And yeah, poetry is about the space that we're in,

0:19:10 > 0:19:12whether that's a physical space or an internal one,

0:19:12 > 0:19:15and when you see it in public, it reminds

0:19:15 > 0:19:20you that there are greater things in our environment than adverts.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Why do we not read, most of us, do we not read poetry?

0:19:24 > 0:19:29I believe that we are reading more poetry now, since the beginning of

0:19:29 > 0:19:33time, because there are more words going between more people now,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35since the beginning of time.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Twitter, Facebook,

0:19:37 > 0:19:42the internet is allowing people to communicate through words.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46There is more transference of words between more people now

0:19:46 > 0:19:53since the beginning of time, so that has got to be a great advert.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55It's a good time for words, man!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Good.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm glad to hear that! That's the business we're both in.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02You in a rather more creative way than me, admittedly.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05But there we go. You've got seven points at the moment.

0:20:05 > 0:20:0613 is the score to beat.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10So, let's see how you do with your general knowledge. Here we go.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13What is the capital and largest city of Denmark?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Er, Copenhagen.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Prisoner And Escort was the pilot for a 1970s TV comedy series

0:20:18 > 0:20:20starring Ronnie Barker. Which series?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Um, pass.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Which island in the Irish Sea,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25off the coast of north-west England,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28is known as Ellan Vannin in its local Gaelic language?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Ireland.- Isle of Man.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Which former jockey, who wrote thrillers with a racing

0:20:33 > 0:20:37background, is the author of Lester Piggott's official biography?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Dick Francis.- What means of transport is the subject of JMW Turner's 1844

0:20:40 > 0:20:43painting Rain, Steam and Speed?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Train.- Railway engine.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Which region of Italy has been called Chiantishire

0:20:48 > 0:20:52because of its popularity with English holidaymakers and ex-pats?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Um, Rome.- Tuscany.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Which political party that was founded in 1981

0:20:57 > 0:21:02and disbanded in 1990 was known by the initials SDP?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Er, the... Pass.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08What term, commonly used in golf, means an advantage or disadvantage

0:21:08 > 0:21:11given to sporting competitors to even out their chances of winning?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Birdie.- Handicap.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Which legendary film star's early life did Misty Rowe

0:21:16 > 0:21:19portray in the 1976 film Goodbye, Norma Jean?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Marilyn Monroe.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What creatures are Babar, Celeste

0:21:23 > 0:21:27and Arthur in the children's books by Jean de Brunhoff?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Lion.- Elephants.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32According to the title of Prince's 1985 top ten hit,

0:21:32 > 0:21:34what colour was his Little Corvette?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Red.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39What name is given to the faintly luminous band of billions

0:21:39 > 0:21:42of stars in our galaxy that stretches across the night sky?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43- The galaxy.- Milky Way.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Which soup, usually served chilled,

0:21:45 > 0:21:48is now most familiar in its Andalucian version

0:21:48 > 0:21:51and consists of an uncooked mixture of oil, garlic, tomatoes

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and cucumber, thickened with breadcrumbs?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Vichyssoise?- Gazpacho.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58In which Rogers and Hammerstein musical does Bloody Mary,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01a local entrepreneur, sing about the magical island of Bali Ha'i?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Pass.

0:22:03 > 0:22:08In geography, what may be described as active, dormant or extinct?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Volcano.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Which American vocal group reached number one in the UK singles

0:22:12 > 0:22:15charts in 1977 with Chanson D'Amour?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Bob Marley.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21The Manhattan Transfer.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Yeah. Nor me(!)

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Anyway, three passes.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28South Pacific was the Rogers and Hammerstein musical.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Bali Ha'i.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33SDP stands for Social Democratic Party.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38Which you knew. And Prisoner And Escort was a pilot for Porridge.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Of course.- You've got, Lemn, 13 points.- Thank you.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44APPLAUSE

0:22:52 > 0:22:55And now Philip again, finally, please.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58And you've been an auctioneer..

0:22:58 > 0:23:01You've been doing Bargain Hunt, let's put it that way,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04for, what is it, 13 years or something?

0:23:04 > 0:23:061999, I think it all started.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- I wasn't an antique then. - LAUGHTER

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Long time.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Are we ever going to run out of things that we see

0:23:15 > 0:23:18and want to buy and can sell for a profit?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Is that whole cycle ever going to come to an end?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24No, because I think antiques and collectibles are a conveyor belt.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27When I started, antiques were seen as the preserve of sort

0:23:27 > 0:23:31of wealthy people and dealers, but now, it's there for everyone.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- That's a good thing. - What's a collectible?

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Is anything a collectible? - I think the answer is, if you can sell it, it's a collectible,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- and if you can't, it isn't. - Well, that's logical, isn't it? - Yeah, absolutely.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- You've got eight points. The score to beat is still 13.- Oh, dear.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Here we go, anyway.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Two minutes of general knowledge, starting now.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Wolfgang Amadeus were two of the forenames of an 18th century composer. Who?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Mozart.- The males of which table bird make a noise that's often

0:23:55 > 0:23:56described as gobbling?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Turkeys.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00What is the largest of the five Great Lakes of North America?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Oregon.- Superior.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Which consumer champion presented the programme

0:24:04 > 0:24:08That's Life from 1973 to '94, helped by a team of mostly male reporters?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Esther Rantzen.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Gavin Maxwell's Ring Of Bright Water Trilogy tells of his life

0:24:12 > 0:24:15with some animals on the remote west coast of Scotland. What animals?

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Otters.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20What was the mission number of the last Apollo spacecraft to

0:24:20 > 0:24:24land men on the moon in December 1972?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- 12.- 17. Which chapel in the Vatican,

0:24:26 > 0:24:29named after the Pope in whose reign it was built, has famous ceiling

0:24:29 > 0:24:32frescos painted by Michelangelo that show scenes from Genesis?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Sistine.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37The 1948 film Key Largo was the last of the four screen

0:24:37 > 0:24:40appearances made by Humphrey Bogart with his wife. What's her name?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Betty Bacall. - Yes, Lauren Bacall.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45What is the name of the castle near Leipzig that was used to

0:24:45 > 0:24:49house Allied prisoners who had a record of previous escape

0:24:49 > 0:24:51attempts during the Second World War?

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Ah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Pass.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56What part of the dong is luminous,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59according to the title of Edward Lear's nonsense poem?

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Ding.- No, his nose.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Which classic Beatles album returned to the top of the UK

0:25:05 > 0:25:08charts in June 2017 when it was rereleased to commemorate

0:25:08 > 0:25:10the record's 50th birthday?

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Er, Captain... Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18Which football club moved from the Camp de Les Corts stadium

0:25:18 > 0:25:21to its present home, the Camp Nou stadium, in 1957?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Barcelona.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Which English scientist, noted for his Theory of Evolution, described

0:25:26 > 0:25:30man's probably ancestor as "a hairy quadruped, furnished with

0:25:30 > 0:25:34"a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits"?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Charles Darwin. - Rollmops are made from fillets of what saltwater fish?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Herring.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Which London theatre, famous for its pantomimes,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44opened in Argyll Street on Boxing Day in 1910?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47It has staged the Royal Variety Performance on many occasions.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Palladium.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Which English city in the Midlands has suburbs that include

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Ladywood, Selly Oak and Edgbaston?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Birmingham.- Is correct. One pass.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00The name of that castle near Leipzig used to house Allied prisoners,

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Colditz.

0:26:01 > 0:26:06However, Philip, you have scored a total of 20 points.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09APPLAUSE

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Which means, of course, that Philip is the winner.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Let's have a look at all of those scores.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Fourth place, 12 points, Olivia.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Joint second place, 13 points apiece, Richard and Lemn.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36And first place, of course, with 20 points, Philip.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39APPLAUSE

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Come and get it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Congratulations, Philip.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Thank you.- And the entirely obvious question - is that a collectible?

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Very definitely. I mean, it's certainly... Well, it is in

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- my house.- But the value? - Priceless.- Priceless.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10LAUGHTER And I didn't even plan that answer.

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0:27:28 > 0:27:31Thank you for watching. Goodbye. Philip? Off you go.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33APPLAUSE