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0:00:24 > 0:00:27First in the spotlight tonight is the Radio 5 Live presenter

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Phil Williams on the Dirty Harry films.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Next the comedian John Robins -

0:00:34 > 0:00:36he'll be answering questions on Queen.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Lydia Bright from The Only Way Is Essex takes as her subject

0:00:42 > 0:00:45the television series Sex And The City.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49And the former Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron

0:00:49 > 0:00:51on Blackburn Rovers.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind

0:01:04 > 0:01:05with me, John Humphrys,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08and four people who aren't getting paid to be here -

0:01:08 > 0:01:10it goes to charity, their fee -

0:01:10 > 0:01:13but are hoping they will leave with something,

0:01:13 > 0:01:17the honour of being able to claim the Celebrity Mastermind title.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20And all they have to do is answer lots of questions correctly.

0:01:20 > 0:01:2390 seconds worth of questions on their specialist subject,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26two minutes of general knowledge.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29So let's ask our first contender to join us please.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37And your name is...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Your chosen charity...

0:01:40 > 0:01:41And your chosen subject...

0:01:43 > 0:01:45The Dirty Harry films in 90 seconds, starting now.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Which was the only one of the five Dirty Harry films

0:01:47 > 0:01:49directed by Clint Eastwood?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Sudden Impact. - In Dirty Harry, Harry Callahan pursues a

0:01:51 > 0:01:54vicious serial killer who is terrorising San Francisco.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56What pseudonym does the killer use in his

0:01:56 > 0:01:58communications with the city authorities?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Scorpio.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Callahan sees an Army demonstration of what type

0:02:02 > 0:02:04of hand-held rocket in The Enforcer?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Pass. - Who plays the artist

0:02:06 > 0:02:10and revenge killer Jennifer Spencer in Sudden Impact?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Sondra Locke. - What is the name of the terrorist group in The Enforcer

0:02:13 > 0:02:15who seize the mayor and hold him to ransom?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17The People's Revolutionary Strike Force.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Which island do terrorists take the mayor to?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22He is rescued by Callahan and his partner, Kate Moore.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Alcatraz.- In Dirty Harry, what calibre

0:02:24 > 0:02:27of Magnum handgun is Callahan pointing at a bank

0:02:27 > 0:02:29robber when he says to him, "You've got to ask yourself

0:02:29 > 0:02:32one question - do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?"

0:02:32 > 0:02:34A .44 Magnum.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36In The Dead Pool, the rock musician Johnny Squares

0:02:36 > 0:02:38is working on a Peter Swan film

0:02:38 > 0:02:41when he is found dead in his trailer. What is the film called?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Hotel Satan.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Callahan prevents an attempt to hijack an aircraft in Magnum Force.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49To which airline does the aircraft belong?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52American?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Sovereign. In Sudden Impact, Callahan confronts a robber who is

0:02:55 > 0:02:57holding a waitress hostage in the Acorn Cafe,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00and delivers a famous line that dares him to use

0:03:00 > 0:03:01his weapon. What line?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03"Go ahead, make my day."

0:03:03 > 0:03:06In Dirty Harry, Callahan is ordered to work with a

0:03:06 > 0:03:09partner, who is later shot and wounded by Scorpio. Which partner?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Gonzalez. - Yes, Chico Gonzalez.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15In The Enforcer, Callahan drives a car through the

0:03:15 > 0:03:16front window of a liquor store...

0:03:16 > 0:03:18BEEP ..and, as a punishment

0:03:18 > 0:03:20for the damage he's caused, is re-assigned from homicide

0:03:20 > 0:03:22to which department?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Human Resources.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Yes, or Personnel as they used to call it.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Human Resources in modern language.

0:03:29 > 0:03:35Phil, you had one pass. Laws Rocket was the hand-held rocket in The Enforcer.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- You've scored 10 points.- Thank you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49And our next contender, please.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57And your name is...

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Your chosen charity...

0:04:00 > 0:04:03And your chosen subject...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Queen, in 90 seconds, here we go.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08In April 1974, Queen reached the Top Ten in the UK singles

0:04:08 > 0:04:10chart for the first time, with what song?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Seven Seas Of Rhye.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Who co-produced a number of Queen's early studio albums

0:04:14 > 0:04:15including Sheer Heart Attack?

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Roy Thomas Baker.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Queen embarked on a major tour of America at the beginning of 1977.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23At some of the gigs, they were supported by which Irish rock band?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Pass.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Which song by Roger Taylor has a video

0:04:27 > 0:04:30inspired by the Fritz Lang sci-fi film Metropolis,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33and gave the band a number two single in 1984?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Radio Gaga.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36The waistcoat worn by Freddie Mercury in the video of

0:04:36 > 0:04:39These Are the Days of Our Lives features painted images of what animals?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Cats.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42What is the name of the American Idol finalist who

0:04:42 > 0:04:46appeared as the lead vocalist with Queen at the MTV European Music

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Awards in 2011 and has since toured internationally with the band?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Adam Lambert.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Who directed the video for Bohemian Rhapsody?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56It was first shown on Top Of The Pops in November 1975

0:04:56 > 0:04:58and is often regarded as the first true rock video.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00David Russell?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Bruce Gowers. Which John Deacon song

0:05:02 > 0:05:03on the Night At The Opera album was

0:05:03 > 0:05:06a Top Ten hit in the UK in 1976?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07You're My Best Friend.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Songs from the album A Kind of Magic were used on the soundtrack of a

0:05:11 > 0:05:141986 film starring Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert. Which film?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Highlander.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18What is the final track on the album A Night At The Opera?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20God Save The Queen.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Freddie Mercury's final live performance with Queen was as part of

0:05:23 > 0:05:27A Night of Summer Magic in 1986, at which festival venue?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Knebworth.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30A Tribute Concert was held at Wembley Stadium

0:05:30 > 0:05:32in 1992 following the death of Mercury,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35and proceeds went to an AIDS charity created by the band.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36BEEP Which charity?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37The Mercury Phoenix Trust.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39The Mercury Phoenix Trust it was,

0:05:39 > 0:05:43you had one pass. They were supported by an Irish rock band called...

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Thin Lizzy! It was Thin Lizzy. - Exactly.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49It's much easier when it's all over. But, John, you've got 10 points.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Thank you very much.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01And our next contender, please.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10And your name is...

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Your chosen charity...

0:06:11 > 0:06:14And your chosen subject...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Sex And The city, here we go.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Who is the only character, apart from Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte

0:06:19 > 0:06:20and Samantha, to appear in the pilot episode

0:06:20 > 0:06:24and in the series finale, An American Girl in Paris, Part Deux?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Skipper.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Mr Big. What is Steve's job when Miranda first meets him in Season Two?

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Bartender.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34In Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Miranda realises at a speed-dating

0:06:34 > 0:06:36event that her career as a lawyer is putting men off.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39What job does she then pretend she has?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Air Hostess.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43What is the name of Miranda's housekeeper-cum-nanny

0:06:43 > 0:06:45who joined the cast in Season Three?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Magda.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Who plays Stanford's friend Jared in Season One and Carrie's

0:06:49 > 0:06:53boyfriend Vaughn Wysel in the Season Two episode Shortcomings?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Pass.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58At what type of party does Carrie get her shoes

0:06:58 > 0:07:02stolen by one of the guests in A Woman's Right to Shoes?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Anniversary.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07A baby shower. In The Big Journey, Carrie learns at her book launch

0:07:07 > 0:07:10in San Francisco that she is opening for another act,

0:07:10 > 0:07:14a dog that is very popular on the internet. What is its name?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Pass.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17The main costume designer for all six seasons of Sex And The City

0:07:17 > 0:07:20won an Emmy Award and received four other nominations

0:07:20 > 0:07:23for Best Costume Design for her work on the series. Who is she?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Patricia Field.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27In the Series Six episode, One, Carrie reckons that the

0:07:27 > 0:07:31ladders made of knives in the 24-hour performance art installation

0:07:31 > 0:07:33are there to stop the artist from doing what?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Walking. - Running out for a snack.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40What is the first name of Carrie's love rival who is the eponymous woman

0:07:40 > 0:07:44in the episode Attack Of The 5 Foot 10 Inch Woman?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Natasha.- What does Charlotte give to Carrie...

0:07:47 > 0:07:50BEEP ..to use as a down payment on her apartment?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Her ring.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yes, her Tiffany engagement ring.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58You had a couple of passes.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03The name of that dog, very popular on the internet, was Mr Winkle.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Right.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08And Stanford's friend Jared in Season One was

0:08:08 > 0:08:10played by Justin Theroux.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You have scored 6 points.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Thank you.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23And our final contender please.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32And your name is...

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Your chosen charity...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37And your chosen subject...

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Blackburn Rovers in 90 seconds, here we go.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Who took over Rovers in January 1991?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46He transformed the club's fortunes and they went on to be

0:08:46 > 0:08:49the Premiership champions in the 1994/95 season.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Jack Walker.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53In what position did Rovers finish in the Second Division

0:08:53 > 0:08:54in the 1991/92 season?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57They won the play-offs and were promoted to the Premier League.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Sixth.- David Batty and Graeme Le Saux had a fight on the pitch four minutes

0:09:01 > 0:09:04into an away match in the Champions League in November 1995.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Who were Rovers' opponents?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Spartak Moscow.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Between 1994 and 1996, which striker formed a prolific partnership

0:09:10 > 0:09:12with Alan Shearer known as the SAS?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Chris Sutton. - Rovers drew 0-0 with which team

0:09:15 > 0:09:17in their penultimate game of the 1998/99 season

0:09:17 > 0:09:19and were relegated from the Premiership?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Manchester United.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23How many points behind the champions Manchester United did Rovers finish

0:09:23 > 0:09:27at the end of the 1993/94 season when they were the runners-up?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Eight.- Which team did Rovers beat 5-2 on the 12th of October 1991

0:09:31 > 0:09:34in Kenny Dalglish's first match in charge?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Plymouth Argyle.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Who had the longest of several spells as the club's

0:09:37 > 0:09:42caretaker manager when he took over from Ray Harford in October 1996?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Tony Parkes.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Who was shown a red card within minutes of making his Rovers'

0:09:45 > 0:09:48debut against Everton in March 1996?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Garry Flitcroft.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Which team did Manchester United fail to beat in the last

0:09:51 > 0:09:53game of the 1994/95 season?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55It meant that Rovers were the champions.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56West Ham United.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Who did Rovers sign from Southampton for a club record fee

0:09:59 > 0:10:02of over £7 million in June 1998?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Kevin Davies.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Which Swedish part-timers beat Rovers 3-2 on aggregate

0:10:06 > 0:10:09in the first round of the UEFA Cup in September 1994?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Trelleborgs.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Which club stalwart...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14BEEP ..returned to Rovers as a coach under Ray Harford?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18He remained in the post under Roy Hodgson but left when Brian Kidd took over.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Derek Fazackerley.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yes.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Wow, no passes, you got them all right, 13 points.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26APPLAUSE

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, a very high-scoring first round.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Let's have a look at all of those scores.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43In fourth place, 6 points, Lydia.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Joint second place, 10 apiece, Phil and John.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48First place, 13 points, Tim.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58So it is the general knowledge round now

0:10:58 > 0:11:01and if it is a tie at the end of the round then the number of passes

0:11:01 > 0:11:05is taken into account and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09So let's get on with it and ask Lydia to join us again please.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13And, Lydia, you're obviously very famous for being in

0:11:13 > 0:11:15The Only Way Is Essex.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17What do you think they saw in you?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I just had a lot of friends that were on the show,

0:11:19 > 0:11:24and an ex-boyfriend at the time, and part of The Only Way Is Essex

0:11:24 > 0:11:27is all about having drama and relationship woes

0:11:27 > 0:11:30so they thought it was a good idea to bring me on board.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Because you had lots of relationships and lots of...?

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Only one relationship!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37But it was very up and down so it made great TV for many years.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40The nation, for many years, thank you for bearing with me

0:11:40 > 0:11:42because it was up and down for a very long time.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Must have been embarrassing at times.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46What is the silliest thing you ever said on telly?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I don't know about the silliest thing I said

0:11:48 > 0:11:51but the silliest thing I ever did, I got a pet pig for Christmas.

0:11:51 > 0:11:57Which is silly in itself, and, you know, we all got encouraged

0:11:57 > 0:11:59and I once painted my pig's toes.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I mean, that's a pretty silly thing to do, right?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I think I'm beginning to see why you got the job.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Right, you've got 6 points.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15You now have two minutes of questions on general knowledge so let's see how you do with this lot.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Here we go.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20In Greek mythology, the people of a city took in a wooden horse

0:12:20 > 0:12:23left for them by the besieging Greek army. Which city?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Athens.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Troy. Which sea, part of the Atlantic, separates

0:12:26 > 0:12:29the east coast of Britain from Norway?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30The Pacific.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34North Sea. Which fashion designer, along with Malcolm McLaren,

0:12:34 > 0:12:36created clothes as part of the punk movement that

0:12:36 > 0:12:40sold at their shop on the Kings Road in London called Seditionaries?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Vivienne Westwood.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45The dried female flower clusters of the climbing plant humulus lupulus

0:12:45 > 0:12:47are very important in giving beer its bitter flavour.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50They are better known by what name?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Hydrangeas.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Hops. In what 2016 film does the linguistics professor Louise Banks,

0:12:55 > 0:12:58played by Amy Adams, have to interpret the language of the alien

0:12:58 > 0:13:02visitors when 12 mysterious spacecraft appear across the globe?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Alien.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Arrival. Bewick's and Whooper, which are winter visitors to Britain,

0:13:08 > 0:13:10and the Mute, which is with us all year round,

0:13:10 > 0:13:12are species of a large water bird. What bird?

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Flamingo.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Swan. Under what name did the New Zealand-born singer Ella Yelich-O'Connor

0:13:19 > 0:13:23have a UK number one hit with Royals in 2013?

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Never heard of her, pass.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28That makes two of us. Who came third in his final individual 100m race

0:13:28 > 0:13:31at the World Athletics Championships in August 2017?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34The race was won by Justin Gatlin.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Mo Farah.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Usain Bolt. Honshu is the largest of the four main islands

0:13:40 > 0:13:42that make up which Asian country?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Indonesia.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Japan. What name is given to an inflammation of the membrane

0:13:46 > 0:13:49that covers the inner eyelid and the white of the eye?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51It is characterised by itching and discharge.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Conjunctivitis.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56How many pips make up the BBC hourly time signal?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Pass.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Take a guess.- I don't know what even the question means.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04All right, we'll take it as a pass.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08In painting, the primary colours are the three pigments that every

0:14:08 > 0:14:10other shade or hue can be made from.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Red and blue are two, what is the third?

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Green.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Yellow. In Rossini's opera, Figaro is a barber in which Spanish city?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19BEEP

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Go on. Spanish city,

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- any Spanish city... - Madrid.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23- No.- No...

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Seville.- I didn't do very well.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Well, you got a couple of points.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30But for your two passes, the pips,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32they go beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beeep,

0:14:32 > 0:14:34and there are six of them.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Right.- Six pips on radio.- OK.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39And that singer, of whom I had never heard either,

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Ella Yelich-O'Connor, is known as Lorde.- OK.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You have now, Lydia, 8 points.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Thank you.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59And now Phil again please.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Phil, now then. 5 Live.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03We do the same job basically,

0:15:03 > 0:15:07we talk for a few hours on a current affairs programme.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12The difference is that you do yours when people are going to bed,

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I do mine when they are getting up.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16What do you think is the difference?

0:15:16 > 0:15:20About three million listeners, John, in your favour I think.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I tend to find, because I've done breakfast as well,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I tend to find that in the evening

0:15:25 > 0:15:27it is a bit more of a relaxed environment.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30People aren't thinking, "What have I got to do today?"

0:15:30 > 0:15:33The day is done and they are kind of winding down and so the chat

0:15:33 > 0:15:36feels a bit more intimate and you can take a lot more time over it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38So it is just a bit more of a relaxed environment,

0:15:38 > 0:15:39until someone swears, obviously.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42We seldom get that from politicians.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44They may think it -

0:15:44 > 0:15:48I'm looking across at Tim Farron over there who's listening...

0:15:48 > 0:15:49He never swears...

0:15:49 > 0:15:53I think he thinks you're the Dirty Harry of the Today programme.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Right, Phil, you've got 10 points.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01So let's see how you do with your general knowledge.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Two minutes coming up now.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07What is the common three-letter word for the shell that encases peas?

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Pod.- Who gained instant notoriety for her performance as the manipulative author

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Catherine Tramell in the 1992 film Basic Instinct?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Glenn Close.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Sharon Stone. Which London football ground

0:16:17 > 0:16:19takes its name from a hunting lodge

0:16:19 > 0:16:21built in 1780 that burned down in 1888?

0:16:21 > 0:16:25The ground was built on the derelict site.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Craven Cottage.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Which Apollo mission sent the widely misquoted message to Mission Control

0:16:29 > 0:16:32"OK, Houston, we've had a problem here?"

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Apollo 9.

0:16:33 > 0:16:3513. Brown and mountain are the two species

0:16:35 > 0:16:38found in Britain of an animal that closely resembles a rabbit

0:16:38 > 0:16:40but has longer ears and hind legs. What animal?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Dog.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hare. In what country is Mount Kilimanjaro, Africa's highest mountain?

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Pass.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51What popular work by Vivaldi, written in the 1720s, consists

0:16:51 > 0:16:54of four concerti called Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter?

0:16:54 > 0:16:55The Four Seasons.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Which American writer won his first Pulitzer Prize for Drama with the play

0:16:58 > 0:17:00A Streetcar Named Desire?

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Tennessee Williams.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Who played the bar owner Sam Malone in the American television comedy series Cheers?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Ted Danson.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07In the Second World War,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09when French generals said that, "England would have her neck

0:17:09 > 0:17:13"wrung like a chicken if she fought alone against Germany," who replied,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15"Some chicken, some neck"?

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Pass.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Which 1865 children's story is an extension of a tale

0:17:19 > 0:17:21told by the author to Alice Liddell

0:17:21 > 0:17:25and her sisters in a rowing boat on the Thames on their way to a picnic?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Alice In Wonderland.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Giotto was appointed architect to an Italian city in 1334

0:17:30 > 0:17:33and began work on the celebrated Campanile. Which city?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Rome.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Florence. Which of the 12 Apostles is the Patron Saint of both Scotland and Russia?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Andrew.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43The port of Fray Bentos in Uruguay became synonymous

0:17:43 > 0:17:47with a type of tinned meat after a large-scale processing plant

0:17:47 > 0:17:49was opened there in the 1860s. What meat?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Spam.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Corned beef. In what London place of worship is the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior,

0:17:54 > 0:17:55whose body was brought back from France

0:17:55 > 0:17:58and buried there on the 11th of November 1920?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Pass.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01With which theme song from the Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me

0:18:01 > 0:18:03did Carly Simon have a Top Ten hit in 1977?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06BEEP

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Nobody Does It Better.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Exactly right.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11You had three passes, Phil.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Westminster Abbey is that London place of worship,

0:18:14 > 0:18:16the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Sir Winston Churchill said, "Some chicken, some neck."

0:18:19 > 0:18:22And Tanzania is where Mount Kilimanjaro is.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25You have a total now, Phil, of 18 points.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39And now John again please.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43And John, you have the great honour of having won

0:18:43 > 0:18:45the Edinburgh Festival award.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Yes.- If you won an award for writing a great book or piece

0:18:49 > 0:18:51of music or whatever it was, it would be there forever.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54You do a stand-up routine, you win an award, and it's gone.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58You're right. And I think a lot of stand-ups are probably quite jealous

0:18:58 > 0:19:02of musicians in that you can refine and refine and refine and suddenly

0:19:02 > 0:19:05you've got this album and you can say, "That is what it is forever."

0:19:05 > 0:19:08But I think that is what keeps you writing, because you are constantly

0:19:08 > 0:19:11chasing that new thing and also you need new

0:19:11 > 0:19:14material for your career to carry on,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17because people are happy to see musicians do their hits,

0:19:17 > 0:19:22but once you've heard a joke, something is lost from the joke.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24And are you rewriting all the time?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Lots of tweaking and editing

0:19:26 > 0:19:30and then obviously in the moment it changes and you retell it

0:19:30 > 0:19:33and find a new way and that is what is exciting about it.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Anyway, well done, you have 10 points in the bag.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39So you have to score more than 18 as it stands.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42let's see how you do. Here we go. Two minutes of general knowledge.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46What dessert is known in Italy as gelato, a word that means "frozen"?

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Ice cream.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Which brothers, known as Groucho, Chico and Harpo,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51were the stars of the films A Night At The Opera and Duck Soup?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53The Marx Brothers.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54What name is given to a straight line from one

0:19:54 > 0:19:57side of a circle to the other that passes through its centre?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Diameter.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01What machine, now a common sight on the high street,

0:20:01 > 0:20:05was first installed at a branch of Barclays Bank in Enfield in 1967?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Cash machine.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Which Formula 1 racing driver, who was

0:20:08 > 0:20:12the subject of a 2010 biopic, had the surname Da Silva but used

0:20:12 > 0:20:16his mother's maiden name as Da Silva is a very common surname in Brazil?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Ayrton Senna.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Which song by the Puerto Rican pop singer Luis Fonsi,

0:20:20 > 0:20:24featuring Justin Bieber and Puerto Rican rapper Daddy Yankee,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27topped the UK singles charts in May 2017?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29No idea, pass.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31What six-letter slang term do Australians use

0:20:31 > 0:20:34after the word "fair", to mean "the genuine article"?

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Dinkum.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38What is the title of the lateral-thinking television quiz show

0:20:38 > 0:20:41presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell?

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Only Connect.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Germany's invasion of which country in August 1914 brought

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Britain into the First World War?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Poland.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Belgium. Which Lennon and McCartney song includes the French lyrics,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55"Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble"?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Pass.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01What is the alcoholic ingredient of a Mojito cocktail, together

0:21:01 > 0:21:04with soda water, lime juice, sugar and mint leaves?

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Rum.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Which sea bird that has a large, multicoloured,

0:21:07 > 0:21:10triangular beak is also known as the sea-parrot or bottlenose?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Puffin.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Which major seaport is on the Gulf of Lion,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17an arm of the Mediterranean, near the mouth of the River Rhone?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Pass.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21What name is given to the soft,

0:21:21 > 0:21:24lustrous fibre produced by caterpillars of certain

0:21:24 > 0:21:28species of the genus bombyx that principally feed on mulberry leaves?

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Silk.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Part two of an oratorio by Handel is brought to a close

0:21:32 > 0:21:34by the Hallelujah Chorus. Which oratorio?

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Water Music.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38The Messiah. What is the title of Stella Gibbons' novel

0:21:38 > 0:21:42that tells of a visit by Flora Poste to her relatives in rural Sussex?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43It was filmed for television...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45BEEP ..and starred Kate Beckinsale

0:21:45 > 0:21:47and Rufus Sewell among others.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Pass.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I can tell you cos you're out of time - Cold Comfort Farm.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54You had four passes altogether.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Marseille was the major seaport, the arm of the Mediterranean.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Michelle - "Sont les mots qui..." and all that.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06And Despacito was the name of that song by the Puerto Rican pop singer.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- But nor me, either.- There you go.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Anyway, you've got 20 points.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Thank you very much.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23And finally Tim again please.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Tim, a couple of years as leader of the Liberal Democrats.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Is it possible

0:22:32 > 0:22:34to be normal

0:22:34 > 0:22:37and be a leader of a political parties days?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Nothing personal in that question, by the way.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- We're all abnormal. - Genuine enquiry.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Best advice I ever got given,

0:22:45 > 0:22:47which was by Charles Kennedy, was to just be yourself.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50But if you choose a life in politics, you are not normal.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I remember we did an interview in the very early days

0:22:52 > 0:22:56and I asked you about your religion and what effect it had, and people

0:22:56 > 0:23:00thought it was outrageous that you actually had religious views.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Either that or I was being incredibly intrusive asking you the question.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06It's a weird thing. I think if you are in the States, you have to pretend

0:23:06 > 0:23:09you have a faith in order to be taken seriously as a politician.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11In this country you have to pretend you haven't got one,

0:23:11 > 0:23:15- and I think probably both cases are wrong.- Yeah.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19So do you regret having talked about your faith or...?

0:23:19 > 0:23:24Because, who knows, but if you'd pushed it to one side entirely,

0:23:24 > 0:23:28and played it down or whatever, it could have made a difference?

0:23:28 > 0:23:33I probably would have been more successful, and I don't regret it.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36But you and I and everyone in this audience can think of a very

0:23:36 > 0:23:39large number of politicians that have been all those things

0:23:39 > 0:23:42that you didn't want to be and have been highly successful.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Ambition isn't the most important thing in the world.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46As we found out earlier, Blackburn Rovers is.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER

0:23:49 > 0:23:51And you can look yourself in the mirror in the morning.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52- Indeed.- That's what matters.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Right, you have 13 points already.

0:23:56 > 0:23:5920 is the score to beat. Here we go.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Which author created the detectives Tommy and Tuppence,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Agatha Christie.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07In the 1990 film Home Alone, Kevin McCallister is accidently

0:24:07 > 0:24:10left behind when his family goes on a Christmas holiday to Paris.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Which actor plays Kevin?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Macaulay Culkin.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17What characteristic, common to most marsupials, does the female

0:24:17 > 0:24:21numbat, or banded anteater, lack?

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Pass.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Jimmy Anderson became the first English bowler to reach which landmark

0:24:25 > 0:24:28in Test cricket when he took Kraigg Brathwaite's wicket in the

0:24:28 > 0:24:31third Test against the West Indies in September 2017?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32500.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Who reached Number One in the charts in 1988 with One Moment In Time?

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Whitney Houston.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40What Latin term is used for the stiffening of a corpse that sets in after death?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Rigor mortis.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Which John Steinbeck novel, published in 1939

0:24:44 > 0:24:47and set during the Great Depression, traces the migration

0:24:47 > 0:24:50of the Joad family from the Oklahoma Dust Bowl to California?

0:24:50 > 0:24:51The Grapes Of Wrath.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54In what country was Hitler born? In March 1938 he annexed it

0:24:54 > 0:24:57in the Anschluss, a German word that means "union".

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Austria. - The village of Turville in Buckinghamshire

0:24:59 > 0:25:01was used for the filming of a television sitcom

0:25:01 > 0:25:04starring Dawn French as Geraldine Granger. Which series?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06The Vicar Of Dibley.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08In which Lloyd Webber musical does a shy little steam engine

0:25:08 > 0:25:12called Rusty beat the flashy diesel Greaseball in a race?

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Pass.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15How many panels are hinged together to form a single painting or

0:25:15 > 0:25:18carving in a work of art known as a triptych?

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Three. - Which saint, well-known for his love of animals,

0:25:22 > 0:25:24was born in Assisi in about 1181?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25St Francis.

0:25:25 > 0:25:31Which Canadian city's skyline is dominated by the 1,815-foot high CN Tower?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34It was the world's highest free-standing building until 2007.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Toronto.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37What French word, that literally means "burnt",

0:25:37 > 0:25:41is used to refer to a dish with a crisp coating of caramelised sugar?

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Flambe.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Brulee. Which composer, famous for his piano music,

0:25:45 > 0:25:49was born near Warsaw in 1810 and died in Paris in 1849?

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Pass.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53The works of which controversial English playwright include

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Entertaining Mr Sloane and Loot?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Oscar Wilde.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Joe Orton. In which pastime might a gaff and a keepnet be used?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01- Pass. - BEEP

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Well, I can tell you that one, and you'll be cross with yourself, cos it's fishing.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09That was one of your passes. Chopin was the composer.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Starlight Express was the Lloyd Webber musical.

0:26:12 > 0:26:17A pouch is what the numbat or banded anteater...

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Yes, I know. Amazing one didn't know that.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Tim, you did it, 24 points.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25APPLAUSE

0:26:34 > 0:26:36There we are, a clear winner.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Let's have a look at all the scores.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40In fourth place, 8 points, Lydia.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Third place, 18 points, Phil.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Second place, 20 points, John.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46First place, 24 points, Tim.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Tim.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Thank you, John. - Congratulations.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I knew I'd win something eventually.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11In terms of becoming Prime Minister, how much of a compensation is that?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Massive compensation. It doesn't matter at all now.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Doesn't matter.- Almost as good as winning the Premier League in '95.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well done, Tim. Now, you don't have to be a celebrity to take part

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