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0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Years ago, I had a friend - called Elfed Ty Coch.
0:00:08 > 0:00:14- Elfed had somehow managed - to get hold of a stunning girl.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- He'd been trying his heart out - to get a date with her for months.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- His hard work eventually paid off.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- He took her for a meal - to a trendy new bar in Abersoch.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- The date was going well.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- The food was great, - the wine was better...
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- ..and she laughed - at every joke in Elfed's arsenal.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- But he was desperate for the toilet.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Well, the date was going great.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Elfed was firing on all cylinders.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- It couldn't have gone - any better for him.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Then, who came into the toilet - but David Beckham?
0:01:04 > 0:01:09- Now, Elfed was a big Liverpool fan - and couldn't stand Man U.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- He went up to Beckham and said, - "David, I'll tell you what it is.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- "I'm out with a bird, see, - and I'm trying to impress her."
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- "Everything's going well, but if - she thought us two were friends...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- "..bingo would be - the word I'd use, David.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- "If you could come over - to the table later on...
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- "..and say OK, Elfed, - long time no see, kind of thing."
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- "No problem at all," said David.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Back Elfed went to his mission.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Fair play to Beckham, he kept his - word and came over to see Elfed.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- "Hello, Elfed, long time no see, - haven't seen you in years, mate."
0:01:52 > 0:01:57- And Elfed looked up and said, - "Not now, David. I'm busy. Go away!"
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