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0:00:05 > 0:00:09- One day, I was here, - and I had found a pack of cards.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- There I was, - trying to play solitaire.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- I heard a noise in the porch.
0:00:14 > 0:00:19- I shouted to whoever was there - to clear up after themselves.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- I got the feeling - that something was looking at me.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- When I glanced up...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- ..what did I see - standing in the door here...
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- ..having come in - through the porch...
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- ..but a cow.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38- She came in.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- She had her nose - in one of the cups on the dresser.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- I thought she'd break my cups!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Her leg was like this, - caught up in the Hoover's lead.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Oh, my poor Hoover!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- She just went...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- I thought, oh, she's going out.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02- But she didn't.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- She went that way.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Into the middle room.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- I shouted at my daughter, "Gwenno, - quick, there's a cow in the house!"
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- She went this way, and Gwenno - came in through that door.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- She thought I was joking, - then turned and saw the cow.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- And Gwenno said, - "Mam, she's lifting her tail!"
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- She did her business - on the PlayStation handset!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- "Yes," I said to myself, - "I don't like that!"
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Then she decided - that the visit was over.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44- She turned and walked calmly - out of the posh parlour...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- ..through the middle room...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- ..back into the kitchen...
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- ..and through the door.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- No goodbye. Cheeky or what?!
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