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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- After embarking on their voyage - from Llanddwyn Bay...
0:00:05 > 0:00:11- ..Dilwyn Morgan and John Pierce - Jones took shelter in Porthdinllaen.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- Forget Bardsey.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- The wind put paid to their plans - of visiting Bardsey Island.
0:00:22 > 0:00:28- They crossed Cardigan Bay overnight, - hoping to reach New Quay by morning.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Whose crazy idea was this?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Dawn breaks and the Ceredigion - coastline is in sight.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- The men are exhausted.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- I'll be glad to leave these waves.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- I'll be glad to leave these waves.- - We've been on them a long time.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Since yesterday, in a way.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Wave after wave after wave - and stormy weather.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- It's dangerous - and I'm a nervous wreck.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Do you know what I mean?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Sailing shouldn't be like this. - It's no fun.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- What does your magic phone say? Are - we heading in the right direction?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- You're heading northeast, - more or less.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- You need to go further west - and head in that direction...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- ..so that you come in - from that side.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- New Quay harbour - is hard to spot from the sea...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- ..but John's phone saves the day.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- White and gre- (BLEEP!)
0:01:40 > 0:01:41- Stop it! No!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43- (BLEEP!)
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Do you like my glasses?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- They're mine.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- I just grabbed the nearest pair.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- What you need is patience.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- There's a Portuguese proverb - that goes something like this.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- "With plenty of patience...
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- Carry on.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- "..you'll see an ant's breasts."
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Look, John, - there are dolphins over there.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20- They've come to welcome us.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- They've come to welcome us.- - They're guiding us into New Quay.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- This is no game - for a 70-year-old man!
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- They lower the sails and ignite the - engine as they approach New Quay.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Six-four.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- The sun came out to welcome them.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- The pair checked in to - the Black Lion hotel to recuperate.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- I haven't seen you for a day and - a half because I've been sleeping.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- How have you been?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- I slept, got up for dinner - and then went back to bed.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- I'm still tired.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- But you're feeling better?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- But you're feeling better?- - Yes.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Resting my knee - has made a world of difference.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- It's stiff - but it's not hurting any more.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- I took some strong ibuprofen - and it's made a big difference.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- I take so many tablets, - I'd rattle if you shook me!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- John has a surprise for Dilwyn.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- I've arranged - for us to go on a fishing trip.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- Fishing?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Fishing?- - Yes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- No!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- The last thing Dilwyn wants - is to be back at sea.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- The water is anything but calm.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Dilwyn's right. - I regret doing it now.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- It was my idea.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- I don't know what I'm doing here.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- He asked me - to go sailing with him...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- ..and now he's had - the bright idea of going fishing.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- The only thing on my mind is - how much this boat is bobbing about.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- I hope I get a bite before he does.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Seaweed! He's caught seaweed!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- It's not funny, Number One.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- I'm pleased - I've actually caught something.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- I caught another just now - but lost it as I was reeling it in.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- But he's caught nothing.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00- He's forgetting to jiggle his rod, - as they say in the angling world!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- I've caught something.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- I've caught something.- - More seaweed?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- No, this weighs more.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- This isn't a baby!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- That's a nice one.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- I'm getting a little bored now.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Dilwyn caught the babies.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Look at the difference in size.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- I caught this and John caught that.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- It's what Mici Plwm and I look like - when we go out on a Saturday night!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Out of this lot, - I'd say you won, John.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Julian Lewis Jones, - I'm after your job.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- John Pierce Jones is on your tail.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- I've spoken to local fishermen...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- ..and they said I could - bring the Mistress in to moor...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- ..against the quay's wall.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- John's agreed to that.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- He doesn't think - there'll be a problem.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- But what he hasn't considered...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- ..is when the tide goes out, - it'll be stuck against the wall.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- I'm letting him - find out for himself.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Oh, dear, - what'll John do when he finds out?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Dylan Thomas lived in this town.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- They filmed - The Edge Of Love movie here.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- They say he based his characters - in Under Milk Wood on the locals.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- What did people - think of him locally?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- The older people say - they didn't like him very much.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- They said he was - a drunkard and a blackguard.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- He makes reference to the windows. - What's the line?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- He called it the village of windows.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- He called it the village of windows.- - And you can see why from here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- I'm going to bring her in against - the wall. I've prepared the ropes.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- I've put the fenders out - and I'll let her dry out.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I can't wait to see John's face...
0:07:18 > 0:07:24- ..when he sees the Mistress Wilful - on dry land for the very first time.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- There we go, the Mistress Wilful - is safely tied to the quay wall.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- John is feeling - a little peckish once again.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Sticky toffee, - fig and honeycomb, please.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Do you make it yourself?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Yes.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Yes.- - Daily?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Yes, many times a day.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- It's worth every penny. - Thank you. Bye.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I've fallen in love with the place.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- All the people - who work in the shops speak Welsh.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- They're so willing to help you.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- It's wrong what they say about - Cardis, these people are generous.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- They're fantastic. - Dilwyn's gone to move the boat.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- What bothers me most...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- ..is the amount of water - in the boat.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- I tried to empty it - with a bilge pump but to no avail.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- I used a saucepan instead.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Now I've cleared the water, I'll - check the engine's oil and water.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- That's what - I'm going to do this afternoon.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I don't know what John's up to.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- This ice cream - is freshly made every morning...
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- ..at the Creme Pen Cei parlour.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- It's wonderful.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- It's worth you coming from the far - corners of Wales to try this.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- I've got a lot of clearing up to do.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- I have to sort things out.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- I put John's stuff all in one place.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- The food needs sorting out too.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- John keeps going on about - this bally fridge.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Dilwyn's more sensible than me.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- He knows when to be quiet, - whereas I don't.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- He's a brilliant travel companion. - He's very sweet.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Pew! The butter's gone off.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Spending five days - in such cramped conditions...
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- ..would get on anyone's nerves.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- That has to be thrown out.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- Dafydd the cameraman is with us - too, so there are three of us.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- This is where I sleep. - This is my space.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Over on this side...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- ..we store equipment and so on.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Dafydd the cameraman sleeps here.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- And here on my left...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- ..with an en-suite toilet...
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- ..is Master - John Pierce Jones's quarters.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- The Mistress - has disappeared from the bay...
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- ..where we moored it first of all.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Dilwyn's been gone a long time. - I'll go and find him.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- John's in for quite a shock.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- The Mistress is over there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- I thought she was going to be - tied to the wall in the water.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- But she's dried out - and she's hanging there.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06- I've only recently had her painted - and all the scratches touched up.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I don't know how safe she is here.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- She's not in the water or anything.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- I hope he knows what he's doing.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Dilwyn? What on earth is this?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- I've just had the fright of my life.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I was over there eating an ice - cream, wondering where she was...
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- ..and I thought she'd - be against the wall in the water.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- She's hanging here.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- I've spent a lot on her - - I've had her painted, repaired...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38- ..and polished.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- ..and polished.- - She's completely fine.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- I've sorted the fenders.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- The pole's sticking out. - There's nothing beneath her.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- It looks as if she's...
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- It's only sand. Go down - and see what's underneath her.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- I'm not going down there. Where we - were yesterday is like a duck pond.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- I'm not happy at all. One of us - will have to sleep on board tonight.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- You brought her here, - so you sleep on her.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- I thought as much. Will you join me?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- No. I'm going to sleep in the hotel.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- You brought her here. - I was none the wiser.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22- I don't know what he's had - for breakfast. A hedgehog, I'd say.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- He'll cool down in a minute - after that ice cream.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- He's concerned about his boat - being scratched and so on.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- But there's no damage, - I'm looking after her like a baby.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- It might look worse for wear - but it's alright.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Hundreds of boats - are left like this.
0:12:46 > 0:12:46- .
0:12:48 > 0:12:48- Subtitles
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- This morning I've moved - the boat from the wall...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- ..to the mooring in the bay - and she's ready to go.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- I've checked the diesel and so on - but I've not told John.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- I'm going to see how he's getting on - plotting the course...
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- ..and to find out what time - we're setting off tomorrow.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- I'm going to check on him because - I'm sure he's very busy today.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- I'm putting in waypoints, which are - co-ordinates along the way...
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- ..which help - to navigate your course.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- It's easy if you're going straight, - say from Abersoch to here...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- ..I just put one here - and one in Abersoch.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- But we're going to Fishguard, - so we'll put one here...
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- ..a second across here - and a third in Fishguard itself.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Dilwyn just wants to make sure...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- ..and check up on me.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- He's arrived. - I've plotted the course on this.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- But it's difficult to see - in the sun. I'll have to go indoors.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- What I did - was plot the course again for you...
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- ..on the map - just to show you I could do it.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Tomorrow, we set sail to there...
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- ..following the same route - as you planned, 1552 there.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- To there. So, 24.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- And this is 192...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- ..into Fishguard Harbour.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- The most important thing - is what time do we set off...
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- ..so that you can inform the crew.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- I'd say we set sail around - nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Alright then.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Are you trying to be funny?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- I'm being Mr Awkward.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- Before they set off, they must have - fresh food for the next leg.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Stewing steak?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Spam?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- It's better than taking fresh ham. - It lasts.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Sausages.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Oh, yes, they must have sausages.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Oh, yes, they must have sausages.- - I can put them in pasta.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- We need butter too.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Is that proper butter?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- What do you mean? It's spread.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- I don't want real butter - because it's bad for me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- # There could be trouble ahead #
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- What shall we have with that? Two of - those. The basket's getting fuller.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- He's referred more than once...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- ..to the things - he thinks he has in the fridge.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- I'll have to tell him at some point - that all the things he's listed...
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- ..I've had to throw away - because they were turning mildew.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- The following morning, they're - ready to set sail for Skomer Island.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Hopefully.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Bond, the dolphin...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- ..and the New Quay Yacht Club...
0:16:17 > 0:16:18- ..had turned up to wave them off.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- ..had turned up to wave them off.- - I'd better open this.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- The (BLEEP!) thing's empty!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- There were sausages - and sausage rolls in there.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- And marshmallows. - Those were lamb sausages.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- They were fine.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- I thought I'd saved a lump of cheese - but I must've thrown that too.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- That was Snowdonia cheese...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- ..in sealed packaging.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- You haven't thrown that, surely? - It lasts for weeks. Months.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- It was mildew.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- I don't understand this at all.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Tell me, why did you do this?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- It was stinking.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- The (BLEEP!) cheese - wasn't stinking, was it?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- No.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- It was sealed too.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- It looked mildew. - It was turning on me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- We've got fresh stuff now.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Tins and so on.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- There was - Caerphilly cheese in there...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- ..and Chwilog cheese.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- I threw them away.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I had cream cheese in there too.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- I had cream cheese in there too.- - I threw that too. It had gone off.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- No, it hadn't! - I hadn't bloody opened it!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- There was juice in it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Juice from the raspberries. - It's not going to bloody kill you!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Oh, come on, Dil.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Right, from now on...
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- ..nothing gets thrown away, - nothing at all...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- ..until you ask me first.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Fine. You be in charge - of the fridge then. Sorry.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- I thought I was.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- I can't understand - why you threw the cheese.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- I wouldn't have thrown - the sausages either...
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- ..but I can understand - they might've smelled off to you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- I'll get out of your way.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Yes, get out of my sight.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Ooh, gosh.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- We've fallen out - over a bloody lump of cheese.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Goodness me! I'll let him - cool down a bit, I think.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- I'll stay out of his way.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- After the cheese war...
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- ..the Mistress set sail, - heading south.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I'm trying to get her to go this way - and she's going the other way.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I'm afraid - we're going to get jibbed.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Tell me, which way now?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- I don't care if I'm being filmed, - I'm going to ask for help.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- I can't do it, Dilwyn! - It's dangerous. This could be fatal.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I'm not - experienced enough to do this.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- I've never had to - hoist the sail myself.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- This is the biggest killer at sea.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- We set off well. We decided - to sail from the mooring.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Everything's great, apart from - John's lack of expertise...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- ..dealing with the sails.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- But he's done very well, after - giving me a row about the fridge.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- I want to apologize - for my outburst earlier.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- You brought me back down to earth. - Sausages are unimportant.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Thank you for helping.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- You're the master of the waves...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- ..and I'm the master - of the frying pan.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- What a relief - - the lads are friends once again.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Ohh!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Ohh!- - What?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Look what I found.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Good job. It's perfect.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- It was expensive too. It cost 1.20.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- What would you - like me to do with it, Captain?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Where would you - like me to put the cheese?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- As far up as it will go, my friend.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Time to say goodbye to New Quay.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- What did you think of the place?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I fell in love with the place.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Me too. And the people.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- You couldn't get any better.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Ta-ta! - Thank you for the very warm welcome.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- We'll be back again soon, New Quay.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Onwards to Pembrokeshire.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- It's turned rough. - It's very stormy weather.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- You're doing well. Perfect, in fact.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- I'm glad - we decided to stop in Fishguard.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16- We did think of going through Ramsey - and then on to Skomer.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- No chance today.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- They forecasted a force seven.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I hope - we'll reach Fishguard by then.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- The wind has picked up. - It's way over six, isn't it?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- It's hitting us in the face, - making it very uncomfortable.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- I'm a bit scared. - Very scared, to be honest.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- They must find a harbour soon - since there's a storm brewing.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- We're heading into - calmer waters now.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00- I hope we don't encounter - one of the Irish ferries.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- I'm relieved - it's a little smoother now.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- A bath would be nice...
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- ..to warm us up.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- But not together though, eh?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- We've been at sea too long!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- They finally reach - the safety of Fishguard Harbour.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Another quaint little town.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Crikey!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- We're surfing, more or less. - It's incredible.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Goodness me!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Look at that!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.
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