Episode 6

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0:00:17 > 0:00:20Hello, I'm Kate Humble, and this is Curious Creatures,

0:00:20 > 0:00:25a brand-new quiz all about the boundless wonders of the animal kingdom.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Sharing their enthusiasm and expertise today are four people with

0:00:29 > 0:00:34a love of all things furry and feathery - possibly scaly, too.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Please welcome on my left, scholar of every species Chris Packham,

0:00:39 > 0:00:43who is joined by marine and wildlife expert Miranda Krestovnikoff.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45APPLAUSE

0:00:47 > 0:00:51And on my right, genius of every genus, Lucy Cooke,

0:00:51 > 0:00:56who's joined by writer, broadcaster, and film-maker Simon King.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:04So we start with some testing teasers from the animal kingdom

0:01:04 > 0:01:08in our very first round of the day, and it is Yay or Neigh?

0:01:12 > 0:01:17So I will read each team member a statement about an animal which may

0:01:17 > 0:01:18be true.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

0:01:20 > 0:01:23That's a Yay.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Or false.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26HORSE WHINNIES

0:01:26 > 0:01:27A Neigh.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32All they have to do is decide whether it's fact or fabrication, and Chris,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34we are going to start with you.

0:01:34 > 0:01:40The statement is, "Some fish can communicate by breaking wind."

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Some fish can in fact, well, produce sounds by breaking wind,

0:01:44 > 0:01:46which they'll do, I think, in response to a predator.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49And I've got it in mind it's mackerel that are

0:01:49 > 0:01:51the principal culprits of this beneath the surface...

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- ..bubbling.- Communication? - Bubbling.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Bubbling. And do you know what?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00There's an interesting thing, because for a long time,

0:02:00 > 0:02:05the Swedish Navy had listening devices out because they were worried about

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Russian submarines in the Baltic.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10And they had this particular sound that they could hear.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13And they thought that this was covert activity from the Russian

0:02:13 > 0:02:16submarines. And then eventually, one day,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19a piscatorial expert was wandering through, I don't know,

0:02:19 > 0:02:21the Swedish version of MI5 or something,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24and happened to hear this sound that they'd recorded and said,

0:02:24 > 0:02:25"That's not a submarine,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28"it's actually fish breaking wind beneath the surface."

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- No way.- Flatulent mackerel, nothing to do with the Russians at all.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Nothing to do with the Russians at all! So at the end of all that,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36are you saying that fish can communicate by breaking wind?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38And so can the Russians.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42So we're going Yay?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Yay.- You are going Yay?

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Well, I'm going a big Yay.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

0:02:46 > 0:02:47And you're right.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Now you said mackerel were the particular culprits - actually herring.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59- Herring.- And you have won the first part of your Curious Creature.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Let's have a look.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04There it is. Happy little chap.

0:03:04 > 0:03:10Now then, let's go to you, Lucy, what do you make of this statement?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14"The giant huntsman spider is the only natural predator of the golden

0:03:14 > 0:03:16"poison dart frog."

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Do you know what? I really do know the answer to this cos I love frogs.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I know everybody probably knows that I love sloths,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26but I really love frogs, as well.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29And it's only found in a very small area, in the Choco,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31which is the Pacific coast of Columbia.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It is the most toxic creature on the planet.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38So we all had to wear protective gloves when we went to go and find

0:03:38 > 0:03:40it because the toxin that it produces is defensive,

0:03:40 > 0:03:43so it sweats out this poison.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Anyway, when it's stressed, and of course,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48me picking it up made it quite stressed...

0:03:48 > 0:03:51So I'm there holding it, this frog, and it's sweating out the poison,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53and I just, you know, I love frogs,

0:03:53 > 0:03:58and sometimes I get a little bit overwhelmed by the majesty of nature,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- and I...- Don't tell me you tried to turn it into a handsome prince.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03No, I didn't. No, no, no, no,

0:04:03 > 0:04:07I burst into tears because it was so beautiful and so strange,

0:04:07 > 0:04:11and so perfect and so wonderful and so endangered

0:04:11 > 0:04:15that I burst into tears, and I went to wipe the tears away from my eyes,

0:04:15 > 0:04:19and as I did so, everybody screamed, "Stop!"

0:04:19 > 0:04:23And if I'd have touched my eye, I would've been dead in three minutes, and there's no antidote.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26So I know quite a lot about this frog,

0:04:26 > 0:04:30and I know that his number one predator is not the huntsman spider,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32because the huntsman spider, as far as I know,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34they actually live in Australia or Asia,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36so he's a very long way away from Columbia.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42And the only animal on this planet that can deal with the toxins of the

0:04:42 > 0:04:45golden poison dart frog is a particular snake,

0:04:45 > 0:04:46I don't know the name of the snake.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51And the reason why this frog is so incredibly poisonous is because it's

0:04:51 > 0:04:55been in an evolutionary arms race with this snake over many, many,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59many years. The frog got more poisonous, and this snake learnt how

0:04:59 > 0:05:03to, you know... Evolved how to digest the poison and survive,

0:05:03 > 0:05:09and the frog got more poisonous and so we now have this outrageously poisonous frog,

0:05:09 > 0:05:13which advertises its extremely toxic nature by being the colour of a banana.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16So your answer to the statement, "The giant huntsman spider is the

0:05:16 > 0:05:20"only natural predator of the golden poison dart frog," is...

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Neigh.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22HORSE WHINNIES

0:05:23 > 0:05:26And you, Lucy Cooke, would be absolutely correct.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Yay.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36So you have earned your team the very first part of your Curious Creature.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Let's have a look.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Very well done. Now, Miranda, your turn.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49I put it to you that a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53I don't think I've ever seen a crocodile sticking its tongue out.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Their tongue seems to be very short and, sort of,

0:05:57 > 0:05:58almost glued to the bottom of their mouth.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm just thinking... No.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01- They can't chew, can they?- No.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05And the tongue is principally an organ which allows an animal to move food around in its mouth,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07so that it can get it in the right place to chew it.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Because, of course, they bite, they hold on, and then they spin,

0:06:11 > 0:06:12and that's how they break off chunks of prey.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14And they flick it up and swallow it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- And then swallow it.- Yeah. - So it's a Yay to your statement.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19ELEPHANT TRUMPETS Yes, you're right.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21APPLAUSE

0:06:21 > 0:06:25And you're also right by saying that a crocodile can't move its tongue

0:06:25 > 0:06:28very freely because it is connected to the bottom or floor of the mouth

0:06:28 > 0:06:30by a membrane.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34So you have won a second part of your Curious Creature.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Let's have a look and see what it is.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, look at that.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Now, Simon King.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Welcome to the madhouse.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Thank you. It's a great pleasure to be here.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's lovely to have you here.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51So I'm going to ask you, Yay or Neigh to this statement.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54"A narwhal's tusk is made of keratin,

0:06:54 > 0:06:58"the same stuff our hair and nails are made out of?"

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Now, I've held a narwhal's tusk.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Have you? Was it attached to a narwhal still?

0:07:02 > 0:07:03No.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05No, no, no, I was with...

0:07:05 > 0:07:06I imagine you were sort of like...

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I was working in the high Arctic with some Inuit,

0:07:09 > 0:07:13and they brandished a narwhal tusk and said, "Feel that."

0:07:13 > 0:07:14It felt like bone.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Right.- That's not to say...

0:07:17 > 0:07:18A lot of things feel like bone,

0:07:18 > 0:07:23and indeed the stuff that rhino horn is made out of

0:07:23 > 0:07:24feels bone-like.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Having said that, it's going to be wearing heavily with use.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- What do you think?- I don't think it's keratin because why would it be

0:07:31 > 0:07:33keratin because why would a whale...?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I think it's an aberrant... It comes from one side or the other of

0:07:35 > 0:07:38the head, as well - they have a right-hand side or left-hand side.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'm going to say it's the same as dentition.- Yep.- I'm going to have to go for this.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42I'm a Neigh.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43HORSE WHINNIES

0:07:43 > 0:07:47You're right. It is not made out of keratin.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51It is indeed made out of dentin,

0:07:51 > 0:07:55so the same as the ivory on an elephant's tusk.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Or a hippo, or a hippo's... - Or a hippo.- Yep.- Or a hippo.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Shall we have a look at these extraordinary creatures in action?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Oh, yes, please.- This is a rather beautiful bit of film.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Let's have a look at it. Little migration through the cracks in the ice.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11It's uncanny, isn't it, that they're able to negotiate that kind of

0:08:11 > 0:08:15fissure when you think how mobile ice flows are in the Arctic,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18and that it can close at any time with the movement of the ocean?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21And, of course, being cetaceans, air-breathing mammals,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23they've got to get access to the air.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Yeah.- That would give me the willies. Imagine that.- Absolutely.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Your next breath depends on that staying open.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32So well done, you have added another part to your Curious Creature.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36OK.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Good.- So, well done to our teams.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Their Curious Creatures are beginning to shape up nicely,

0:08:43 > 0:08:47and we'll find out at the end of the show which animals they think those

0:08:47 > 0:08:48bits belong to.

0:08:48 > 0:08:55But, for now, we move on to round two, which today is What on Earth?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Today, this round is all about identifying animal tracks,

0:09:03 > 0:09:08so Chris and Miranda, What on Earth made these tracks here?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'll give you a little bit of a clue -

0:09:10 > 0:09:13we're looking for a British native species.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15OK. So what are you thinking?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Well, we're definitely not going...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19We're not going domestic. It's not a dog, for sure.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- No.- And therefore, it's not fox.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Fox and dog prints are pretty similar -

0:09:23 > 0:09:27just the size of the middle two fore-pads separate those.

0:09:27 > 0:09:33So we're ruling out fox or domestic dog from that straightaway there.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36And they've done the typical thing of treading on their own pad.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39When you say typical thing, typical of this particular animal?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Because of the gait.- OK. - So what happens very often is that

0:09:42 > 0:09:47when an animal puts its forefoot down, its hind foot then treads

0:09:47 > 0:09:49on the forefoot's print.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Which, you know, isn't helpful.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Confuses things.- Especially if you're ever tracking an animal,

0:09:54 > 0:09:56go for a three-legged one with a limp.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58LAUGHTER

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Look in the top left-hand corner, there's a bit of water there.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04So this is an animal that's moving alongside a river or stream, isn't it?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06We're going mustelid of some description?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Well, let's think what might be alongside the stream, it could be otter.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Nowadays, of course, if it's in Scotland or other parts of the UK,

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- it could be beaver.- Yep.- But beavers have a very large tail which they

0:10:17 > 0:10:22drag behind them, which basically rubs their prints out most of the time.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24So I'm not thinking...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm not thinking beaver.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31I'm thinking that we're probably going to go down the lutrine route for this one.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- OK.- What do you think? - I think we'll go with that.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36You're going to go down the otter route?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38And you would be right.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Let's have a look.

0:10:42 > 0:10:48So you get another part of your Curious Creature.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Oh.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52That's right, it's got a little bit...

0:10:52 > 0:10:58Lucy and Simon. What on Earth left these telltale tracks?

0:10:58 > 0:11:02And your clue is that it is an Asian mammal.

0:11:02 > 0:11:08OK, I think there's quite a good clue in that thumb on that track,

0:11:08 > 0:11:10which is unusual, isn't it?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Very pronounced.- So if it's an Asian mammal, and it's snowy,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17there are two Asian mammals that have thumbs, aren't there?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21You've got the snow monkey, you've got the macaque, which it could be.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23It could be a macaque. A macaque foot...

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- ..has a thumb.- It does on the hind, and indeed the fore-foot.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31But you've got very stunted little fore-feet there.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34What about a panda?

0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Ah.- Cos the red panda is actually more closely related to the raccoon

0:11:39 > 0:11:43family, and the giant panda is, of course, a bear.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45What is a bear's footprint like?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48It hasn't got a sticky-out thumb like that, anything like it,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52not at all. Not even remotely - I know bear feet.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54You know bear feet. Otherwise, the other ones look like bear feet,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- the ones without the sticky-out thumb.- Yeah, it's got a dinky thumb,

0:11:57 > 0:11:59though, look at the top one. It's got a dinky thumb.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Go red panda. Go on. - All right, let's go, why not?

0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Should we do it?- Yeah.- Red panda.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Red panda? Well, let's reveal whether you are right or not.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, I was right the first time!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Oh, no!

0:12:12 > 0:12:16There you are, they are indeed the Japanese macaque.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Oh, well.- Shall we see a little bit of film of them...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Yes, please.- ..doing what we love seeing them do?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Walking in the snow or bathing, enjoying the heat of a hot pool.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- There you go.- There we go.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30That does look heavenly, doesn't it?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31His hands didn't look like...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33They didn't look like monkey hands, did they?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Do you know what I mean?- Yeah.- The feet look like they could've been,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38but the hands didn't look like they were.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- It's the hind feet. - There we are, so I'm sorry,

0:12:41 > 0:12:45but you don't win a new part for your Curious Creature.

0:12:45 > 0:12:51And on that note, it is now time to play our regular mystery animal round,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54which is Is It Bigger Than a Chicken?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02This round is all about one particularly fascinating animal,

0:13:02 > 0:13:06but first of all, our teams have to work out what it is.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11They take turns to ask me questions to which I must be able to answer

0:13:11 > 0:13:13only yes or no.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Each time they get a "yes", a small part of the animal is revealed.

0:13:17 > 0:13:23And teams, if you wish, you can make a guess at what that animal might be.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27But remember, if you're wrong, you will be out of the round.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, and there is just one other rule -

0:13:30 > 0:13:34the first question must always be, audience...

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- AUDIENCE:- Is it bigger than a chicken?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Thank you very much. Simon.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Is it bigger than a chicken?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Just blurt it out there.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49And I can tell you that the answer is a resounding yes.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52So you get your first visual clue.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Let's have a look.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Anything you'd like to say about that?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Oh, I could have a stab. No, I'm going to hold back.- You're going to hold back? OK. All right.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05OK, Miranda.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Is it a herbivore?

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Yes, it is.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Good.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13So you get another little bit of the clue.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Let's have a look. Which bit is that then?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18I dread to think.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21That rich red colour, when you think about it...

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- The colour is...- Yeah, but there are any number of mammals which have

0:14:25 > 0:14:27that rich red colour, actually.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29So not prepared to take a punt at this time?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31You can go from fox to bandicoot to orang-utan.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35I mean you could go on and on, so we can't be tempted by just the colour.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- OK.- And the fact that it's, you know...- Furry.- Furry, right.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42OK, well, in that case, I shall move over to Lucy.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Is it a creature with hooves?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Is it an ungulate?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48No.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51It's not. Chris?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Is the animal principally arboreal?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56No.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59No, it's not. So Simon, back to you.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04- So it's a ground dwelling... - Non-ungulate...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Glorious chestnut fur.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11That's completely thrown me. I'm really glad I didn't guess on the first try.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12It's a new species!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17There aren't really any primates that are not arboreal...

0:15:17 > 0:15:19So we are down to rodent, stroke agouti, stroke...

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Oh, I know! It's a capybara!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Yeah, but anyway...

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Can we say rodent?

0:15:25 > 0:15:26- Yes.- Shall we go for that?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Is it a rodent?- Is it a rodent?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Yes, it is a rodent.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31OK. Here we are.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Here is the third piece of your mystery animal jigsaw.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36So I'm going to put my neck on it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Go on.- Yeah? Cos I get kicked out.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm going to say it's a capybara.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42And you won't get kicked out.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Yay!

0:15:44 > 0:15:45APPLAUSE

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- It is wonderful.- There it is.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53It was indeed a capybara.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Can you tell us a little bit about a capybara?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Capybaras are the world's biggest rodents.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02They are pretty big, kind of about...

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Bigger than that. Keep going. - Like this.- Oh, they're not that big.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- They are!- Really?- That big!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- They are huge.- Capybaras that I have seen are kind of, you know,

0:16:10 > 0:16:12they are big. And they...

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I still think a capybara that I have seen...

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Anyway.- That's a guinea pig, for goodness' sake.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's basically...

0:16:19 > 0:16:22A capybara is a souped-up guinea pig.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26It's the world's largest rodent and they live in Central and South America

0:16:26 > 0:16:31and they live near water and the males have harems of females

0:16:31 > 0:16:35and they've just got these wonderful, imperious looking faces.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37And they are rather glorious.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- And they bark.- Actually,

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I have heard them when they are a little bit shocked,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44they sound a bit like affronted Victorian ladies.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46They sort of go, "Oh!"

0:16:46 > 0:16:48when you surprise them. Anyway...

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- That was really good.- Thank you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53On that note, you have won another part of your curious creature.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59There we are. Now, Chris and Miranda,

0:16:59 > 0:17:04you have a chance to win a bonus part of your Curious Creature

0:17:04 > 0:17:06if you can answer this question.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10As Lucy said, the capybara is the largest living rodent in the world.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12But do you know what the second-largest is?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I'm going to go porcupine, one of the porcupine species.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18They get pretty big, and people forget they are rodents.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Miranda? Do you agree?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I'm with Chris, I didn't even think about porcupines.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Well, I'm afraid you are wrong.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29The second biggest species of rodent is...

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- the beaver.- Oh.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Fat beaver.- The fat beaver.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39The Eurasian beaver, being ever so slightly bigger than the American one.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42OK. But not as exciting as a porcupine.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43- No.- Perhaps not as exciting.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45However, I can give you something exciting.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50Would anyone like to see a capybara doing capybara-type things?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Would you like to see it? - I think we all do.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Let's have a look at these lovely creatures.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, look at that face.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01- What was that just jumped on his face? A leaping frog.- Yeah.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Sit all day and eat.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04They're looking out for jaguars,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- that's what THEY'RE looking out for.- Aww.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11So sadly, Chris and Miranda,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14you don't add another part to your Curious Creature.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Well done Lucy and Simon, well done everybody.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20We are now all connoisseurs of the capybara.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31Now, in today's round four, our teams become dung detectives,

0:18:31 > 0:18:35because it's time for Whose Poo?

0:18:38 > 0:18:43Yes, this is where our teams become Poirots of poo and Miss Marples

0:18:43 > 0:18:45of muck. They will each have a sample to examine,

0:18:45 > 0:18:49all they have to do is figure out which animal is responsible.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53And today's delightful droppings are kindly provided by our friends

0:18:53 > 0:18:56at the National Poo Museum.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Now we do have a small health and safety message -

0:18:58 > 0:19:01please do not try this at home.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05All animal poo is potentially harmful, and our expert teams -

0:19:05 > 0:19:06that's this lot, apparently -

0:19:06 > 0:19:10are examining their samples under strictly controlled conditions.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12So, Chris and Miranda.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Ta-da!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Chocolate raisins.- Now then...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Ah, well, chocolate raisins, Miranda...

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- After you.- Tell me what you are thinking then, Miranda.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Well, we ought to cut one open and have a little look.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- You do the dissection. - Oh, they are really hard.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29So, OK. Well, obviously it's a herbivore

0:19:29 > 0:19:32because you can see it's been eating grass.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35They are like little pellets,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38but they are slightly pointed at one end.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Does that give you a clue, if they are slightly pointed at one end?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44The thing is, this is quite a tricky one, because any number of animals

0:19:44 > 0:19:46produce pelleted poo like that.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49And when you think about it, rabbits do it, squirrels do it.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54Rabbits produce nice little round spheres of course, in two forms.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58But when it comes to things like goats and sheep and deer,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01all of these animals produce this pelleted poo.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Sometimes when they produce it, it comes out in what I call a crot.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Do you call them crots?- I call it a clump, but you can call it a crot if you want to.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Crot, yeah. So imagine all of that moulded together,

0:20:12 > 0:20:16looks like a pineapple grenade, and then sometimes they fragment.

0:20:16 > 0:20:21Or sometimes they will just come out like this in single bits and it might

0:20:21 > 0:20:26depend on what the animal is eating and whether it had a curry recently.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Quite a lot of ruminating going on here.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Do we think it might be a species we would find in this country,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35or do we think it's foreign?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38UK deer species, probably.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Mm-hm.- So, there are six species in the UK.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42It's too big for muntjac and Chinese water deer...

0:20:42 > 0:20:44If anyone can get their hands on Chinese water deer poo,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'd like to shake those hands,

0:20:46 > 0:20:49because that would be hard to come by.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52So that leaves us with roe, fallow, red and sika.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You said fallow first of all.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Gut feeling?- Gut feeling!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Look what I did there, yeah.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Miranda, I'm going to ask you to nail your flag to the mast.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04We're going to go fallow deer.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Fallow deer. Let's see if you're right.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11You're absolutely right.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18So you get a new part of your Curious Creature.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Oh, my goodness.- Oh! - There we are.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Now then, to Lucy and Simon.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Are you good on poo?- If it's in this country, not bad.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35If it's from other parts of the world - not bad on African poo.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Get to Asia and it gets a bit shaky.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Let's see what we've got.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Urgh!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Oh, my goodness me!- Nice.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47It looks like some revolting giant insect.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Delightful.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52So, first impressions?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Smelly!- Didn't come from this country.- It's really smelly.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Didn't come from this country, you say, Simon?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Mm-hm.- It's really smelly,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- which makes me think it's a carnivore or an omnivore. - Looks very carnivorous.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Whoa! For viewers at home, that is one smelly poo.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- Can I dig in? - You can absolutely dig in.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Look at this. Hang on.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Smelly does imply that it's...

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- It looks carnivorous. - Carnivore or omnivore.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Hang on. It's a bit fibrous, though.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I'm not seeing any animal hair in here.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27It's a sizeable poo, which implies it's come from a sizeable bottom,

0:22:27 > 0:22:30which implies a sizeable creature.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Look, a lot of vegetable matter there.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Smells of castoreum, which is the scent that comes from a beaver's...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Beaver's anal gland. - And that looks like a beaver poo.

0:22:39 > 0:22:47The reason I don't think it's beaver is because beavers eat lots of wood.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I think the smelliness...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51What's this? What's going on here?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Do you think the keeper has red hair?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oh! It's an orang-utan!

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Boom.- That's an orang-utan hair, isn't it?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01That's a long, orange orang-utan hair.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Primate. Go orang-utan.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Look at that. That is...

0:23:06 > 0:23:07The clue is this...

0:23:07 > 0:23:08I'm with you, go orang-utan.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11The big clue is this

0:23:11 > 0:23:17red hair that's suspending that fine piece of faecal matter.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Yes.- We believe it's an orang-utan poo.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Shall we see if you're right?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Yay!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Lisa and Simon, very well done.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32You get another part of your Curious Creature.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Hmm.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40There we go. We are nearly at the end of the show,

0:23:40 > 0:23:44which means it's time to see how many bits of their Curious Creatures

0:23:44 > 0:23:46our teams can identify.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Chris and Miranda have four parts of their Curious Creature,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56and Lucy and Simon also have four.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Well done, both teams.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Chris and Miranda, we are going to start with you, and remember,

0:24:02 > 0:24:06any that you correctly identify will win you two points.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Let's start with that furry little head.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Any thoughts?- Well, it's a bear and it's got spectacles.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Yes.- Very obviously, it's a spectacled bear.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Absolutely right. Two points. What about its protuberance?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Love that word.- Wow!

0:24:23 > 0:24:27We've all seen these in the park, stealing sandwiches.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31This is the beak of a male Mallard in its breeding plumage.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32It absolutely is.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Four points so far.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38How about its rather splendid body?

0:24:38 > 0:24:43It's a tree frog of some description, but we're just not quite...

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I can give you two points for tree frog,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47but if you want to tell me more about it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:54It's got a couple of white lines and then a dark line going through its eye, looking on the head there,

0:24:54 > 0:24:58which might mean it's the European green tree frog hyla arborea,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01but that would be really chucking it out there.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03It's actually a Japanese tree frog.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Of course it is.- What about these rather splendid arms?

0:25:07 > 0:25:11- The arms!- It's surfing arms, isn't it?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13We think the arms of a gibbon.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14I can give you two points for that.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Do you want to elaborate just a little?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17I'm not big on gibbons.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I can give you a clue.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22It sort of does what it says on the tin.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Is it a creosote gibbon?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Miranda?- Dark-armed, white-handed gibbon?

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Pretty much. Yes. It is a white-handed gibbon, yes.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Very well done. You have scored eight points.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41We can give you an extra point if you can identify the part

0:25:41 > 0:25:44you didn't win, which is this rather splendid...

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Oh! Hmm.- Look at that.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Oh!- Let's see what it looks like attached.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54That really helps. Much easier to identify.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Splendid and fluffy?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Erm...

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Is that a red squirrel? - It is a red squirrel.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04And so you have a total of nine points.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13So, Lucy and Simon, you've got it all to play for.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17You too have four parts and you will get two points for each one

0:26:17 > 0:26:18you correctly identify.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Let's start with the head.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Pretty straightforward. With that nose.- Tapir face.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Exactly, that's a tapir.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29It is a tapir. Two points for that.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31What about its fancy dress headgear?

0:26:31 > 0:26:35- What do you reckon? Stag beetle. - Looks like a stag beetle.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Stag beetle?- Mm-hm.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Two points, which makes four points so far.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43How about these rather beautiful wings?

0:26:43 > 0:26:47There are a lot of birds with orange undercovers, like a kingfisher.

0:26:47 > 0:26:52- You sure a kingfisher is going to have...?- You can't see blue from the underwing of a kingfisher.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Really?- You can't.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57From above you can, from underneath...

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Obviously on the breast you do. - Yeah. They look white underneath?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02A little bit just through here.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Really?- But it's doing a heck of an arc with its wing.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08You're sounding pretty confident, Simon, that you know what it is.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Can I just go for it? - Yeah, go for it.- Kingfisher.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Nope.- Oh!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15It's actually a Siberian jay.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Tricky!- So no points.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Ouch!

0:27:21 > 0:27:25God, Simon, how did you not know the Siberian jay?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I do actually know what the Siberian jay looks like,

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- but it didn't come to mind.- Sadly, you are not going to be able to win,

0:27:30 > 0:27:34but let's make sure you are in close running for second,

0:27:34 > 0:27:38and see if you can identify this beautiful body.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40That's easier. That's a sloth bear.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Absolutely right. Yes. Two points for that.

0:27:43 > 0:27:48And I can give you one point for the bit that you didn't manage to win

0:27:48 > 0:27:51throughout the show, and it is this.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Snow leopard.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57It is a snow leopard. Cos you can tell from the snow. Yeah.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59And the tail. And even from the tail!

0:28:00 > 0:28:02You are right.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06It is a snow leopard, which brings your total to seven points.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12- Siberian jay!- Siberian jay.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14But valiant though that effort was,

0:28:14 > 0:28:17it means that Chris and Miranda are today's winners.

0:28:22 > 0:28:26Thank you to all four of you Curious Creatures for playing today,

0:28:26 > 0:28:30and thank you too, to you hopefully happy hominids at home for watching.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32We'll see you next time, goodbye.