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0:00:00 > 0:00:06- # There's nowhere like home
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # Or so I'm told
0:00:14 > 0:00:19- # There's nowhere like home
0:00:20 > 0:00:21- # No
0:00:22 > 0:00:26- # Home is just like you #
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Subtitles
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- REVERSING BLEEPS
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Here we are, Joe.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- We're here.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Ah!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- What do you think you're doing?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- SHOUTING
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Well, here we go.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- SHOUTING OUTSIDE
0:01:44 > 0:01:45- KNOCK ON DOOR
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Good morning. - Are you moving house today?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Yes and no.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Are we in the right house?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04- Are we in the right house?- - Yes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Move, then. We'll start upstairs.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Put the kettle on.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- # It's a working man I am #
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Oh, um... despite needing - all the beauty sleep you can get...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- ..you have to get up now, love.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Do you want to go out, knock - the door, and come in again, love?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- No. We need the bed - and we're in a hurry.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- The bed isn't going.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- The bed isn't going.- - We'll start with the wardrobe. Joe.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- The wardrobe isn't going, either.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- The wardrobe isn't going, either.- - The chest of drawers?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- No.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Bedside cabinet?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- What is going? The carpet?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Move stuff from the other bedrooms, - and yourself, while you're at it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Let's go, Joe.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- Shut the door.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Shut the door.- - No need to be angry.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- She didn't like you, Joe. - You talk too much.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Look at him.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- He's sleeping.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- He's sleeping.- - Yes, Joe.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Or he's dead.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Or he's dead.- - Wake him, Joe.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Almost. Try one more time.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Hit him.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45- I have a gun!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Calm down, idiot!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Calm down, idiot!- - Who are you?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Are we supposed to be here today?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- You're the removals men.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- You're the removals men.- - Ah!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- What do you want?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- There are two big, ugly men - stealing my bed. Can I come in here?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- If you must.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- On top of the duvet.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Can I come under the duvet?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- No.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- No.- - I won't do anything, promise.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- OK, then.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- In the sleeping bag.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Nice.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Your bed is much better than mine.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- You've had six months to make - your bed, but you're too lazy.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Where are you going?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Where are you going?- - For a shower. Don't look.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Don't be silly. - We've been married for 15 years.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Things have changed, Kev.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Close your eyes, - look away or get out.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- We're still waiting for the cuppa, - Darren. You make it, Joe.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Do you want a biscuit?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Do you want a biscuit?- - Spot on.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- If we had any.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Is there something odd - about the people living here?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Milk, Darren?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- How about cheesecake instead?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Oh.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- Mmm.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Have they finished upstairs?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Have they finished upstairs?- - Yes. They're in the kitchen.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- They're working hard, - sweating buckets.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Where's Dad?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Where's Dad?- - In bed, the last time I saw him.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- In the removals van?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- In the removals van?- - My bed.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49- With you?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- No, love.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I'm here, aren't I?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- The baby was still in the pram, Joe!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Don't tie down the chest of drawers.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Don't tie down the chest of drawers.- - Too late. What do you want?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- A shirt or T-shirt.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- A shirt or T-shirt.- - From the chest of drawers?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Yes.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Yes.- - We're in a hurry.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Give me strength!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Is that it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- We were happy.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- We were happy.- - Kev.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- It's for the best, for everyone.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- You'll split your time between us...
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- ..every other week.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Can I stay with Dad this week?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Yes, if that's what you want.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Yes.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Come here.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- We're ready. Are you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- No.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- No.- - Yes.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Are you coming in the van?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25- Are you coming in the van?- - No.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Following us in the car?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- Following us in the car?- - No.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Let's go, Joe. They're mad.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Well, Joe.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Right, Darren. Where are we going?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- There.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Next door?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05- Yes.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- I said you were mad.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Well, here we are, Dad. Home.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- I'll be fine here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Don't worry about me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Someone has to worry about him.
0:09:30 > 0:09:30- .
0:09:39 > 0:09:39- Subtitles
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:09:53 > 0:09:54- What are you making?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- What are you making?- - A desk.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- You're not having much luck with it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- I know.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- I'd offer to help.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05- I'd offer to help.- - But?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I'd be hopeless.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- DIY wouldn't be my specialist - subject on Mastermind.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- What would it be?!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- As a professional barman...
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- ..beer upkeep, line cleaning - and cellar maintenance.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- That's no good to me now.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Get a hammer.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Get a hammer.- - It's supposed to slide in.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- A quick slap with a hammer - works every time.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- CAR HORN
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Go and look who's there.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I'm busy. You go.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- David and his children.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Look at his trailer.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Oh, yes. - Head Of Planning lent it to him.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- Hello!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Hello!- - Hello!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Doesn't he work - in the Food Hygiene Department?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- No-one knows more than David - about germs and bacteria.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Let's ask David to assemble - the desk. I bet he's good at DIY.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I bet there's nothing - David can't do.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- There you are, Dyfrig.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Would you like - a cuppa or cold drink?
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Beer, David?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- I'll have a beer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- I'll have a beer.- - No you won't.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41- What do you want, Angharad?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- What do you want, Angharad?- - Water?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- I'll do it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- I'll have a glass of water, Debs.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- I'll have a glass of water, Debs.- - Squash, Dyfrig?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- No phones at the table, Dyfs.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- No phones at the table, Dyfs.- - We're not eating.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Oh. No phones at the table, Dyfs.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02- Right.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Do you want - a ham or cheese sandwich?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- I'll have crisps.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- I'll have crisps.- - Alright. Move.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- Please.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Where do you want your work stuff?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Somewhere safe. No-one touch them!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- There you are.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- Where was I?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- There's no salt and vinegar.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Darren must have eaten them all.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- There are others.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- There are others.- - I only like salt and vinegar.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Have plain ones - and put vinegar on them - baby.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- I've made a cheesecake!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Most welcome!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- It's chocolate and raspberry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- You like chocolate, don't you?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Oh. Where are the raspberries?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- Mm.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- David's cheesecake?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01- Yes.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03- Ideal.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- You've been very busy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Don't be formal with me.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Why must I share with Angharad?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Why must I share with Angharad?- - You don't want to share with me!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Why do I have to share at all? - Darren has his own room!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Is there a nursery for him, Debbie?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24- Is there a nursery for him, Debbie?- - I want Darren's room!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- You can't expect him - to move. He lives here.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- I live here too, worst luck.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- He'll only be here half - the time, anyway. It's not fair.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Dyf!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Shall we buy new ones?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47- Tomorrow.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49- TEXT ALERT
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- David's already starting - to get on my nerves.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Starting?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- He says there's a meeting - next door in half an hour.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01- I'm not going.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03- Not you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Me and the new family.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06- Me and the new family.- - Idiot.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- I'm sure he was bullied in school.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10- Come here.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- These came from next door.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Take them back - when you go to your meeting.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- OUT OF BREATH
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- This bike is clever.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Time, distance, heart rate, - the calories I burn.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Isn't it a bit ugly in a bedroom?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I've had it in my bedroom - for a while.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- I've no time during my lunch break, - not since the promotion.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- I have important meetings.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- You might not have time - in the evenings any more either.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47- Mmm!
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Ooh!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- GROANS FROM NEXT DOOR
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- I'll take them later.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01- Take them now.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Go to spoil his fun.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- RADIO IN BACKGROUND
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- Hi.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18- Hi.- - You OK?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24- Darren is here.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- How is your half room?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27- Meeting?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Move.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- Oh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- I thought we said in twenty minutes.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I thought we said in twenty minutes.- - I couldn't wait.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- I had a list of over twenty rules.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Match Of The Day is in four hours.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- I'd quite like to see it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- But we only need one rule.
0:15:58 > 0:15:58- Only one?
0:15:58 > 0:15:59- Only one?- - Yes!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- You what?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Speak properly.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06- Just say it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Everyone...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- ..under this roof...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- ..has to respect each other.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23- Is that it?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24- Is that it?- - Yes.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- If everyone respects the rule, - we'll get along. OK, Darrs?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Can I go now?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- Yes, love.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- From Dad. He doesn't want them.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- From Dad. He doesn't want them.- - I don't want them either.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Can I have a look?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- I'll take them, - if no-one else wants them.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- They're just rubbish.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- This place is rubbish.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Bye.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Hey.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- How is Dad?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03- Alright.
0:17:04 > 0:17:04- Is he cooking tea?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- Is he cooking tea?- - Yes.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07- What are you having?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Sausage, chips, beans...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- ..bread and butter.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Hell of a spread, fair play.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- BLEEPS
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- How was uncle David?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- He's a prat.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- How were Dyfrig and Angharad?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- She's alright.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- It'll be nice for you - to live with her.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Yes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Are you looking forward?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- You can tiptoe - across the landing in the night.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Don't be silly.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- She wouldn't look at me.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- No, probably.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- You'd have more chance - if she knew you fancied her.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- She won't know. - I've got rid of the evidence.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- The photos you hid in your bedroom?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Yes. How do you know?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14- I've seen them all.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- You wrote letters to her too.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- I didn't send them.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- That was a waste of time.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- I was only in Year 8.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- You still fancy her, though.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Everyone fancies her.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- BLEEPS
0:18:43 > 0:18:44- Here you are!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Ooh!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50- What is it?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52- I don't like it.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- You haven't tried it yet.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- You haven't tried it yet.- - It looks horrible.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- Tell him, Dad!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Try a bit. You might like it.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00- No.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Is there anything else for him?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Is there anything else for him?- - This is tonight's supper.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06- Eat it like everyone else!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07- Eat it like everyone else!- - I don't want it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Eat it! It's nice.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Let him be.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12- What about the respect rule?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- What about the respect rule?- - We have to respect Dyfrig too.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Come back!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17- Come back!- - No.
0:19:17 > 0:19:17- Come on.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Come on.- - No!
0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Poor thing.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- He's a good boy.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Chinese takeaway!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33- Chinese takeaway!- - Great.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Banquet for four.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Banquet for four.- - There's only two of us.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- We'll have leftovers for lunch.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- We'll have leftovers for lunch.- - And supper.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Are there any plates?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Yes, somewhere.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- KNOCK ON DOOR
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- You go.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02- Hiya.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Hiya.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Are you alright?
0:20:07 > 0:20:08- Are you alright?- - So-so.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- What is it?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12- Dad and Dyfrig.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- They're both pains.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- A bit.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- We'll be alright.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- We like each other, don't we?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- I do. We do.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Do we?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Do we?- - Can I come in?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Angharad. Do you want - some Chinese food?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- I've eaten, but I'll have - some prawn crackers.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- We could play a game later.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Ideal.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Here.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Weather
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- I knew things wouldn't be easy, - especially at first.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- I'll pop next door - to see how they are.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Don't be soft. They're fine.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- They won't have a proper supper.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- He'll have to learn.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- I had to.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- It'll be seven years next month, - since I lost Siobhan.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- It was a difficult time for you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- You came through it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- I had no choice.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- It's a bit easier for Kevin - than it was for me.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- He isn't like you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49- No.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I don't think the poor bloke - has the resources.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Bringing up children - on your own is difficult.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I think they've turned out fine.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Angharad is a star. - I'm so proud of her.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- And Dyfrig is...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- ..well, Dyfrig.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15- DYFRIG SHOUTS
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Was there anything apart - from cheesecake for pudding?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20- No!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22- DOOR SLAMS
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- It'll be odd for them on their own.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- They'll get used to it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Poor things.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- I'm sure they're miserable.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- LAUGHTER
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Angharad, your right hand on yellow!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48- Ho ho!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50- KNOCK ON DOOR
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Darr, you go.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53- No!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56- You go!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Oh. OK.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- KEVIN LAUGHS
0:23:09 > 0:23:10- Can we come in?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Gwenllian. What's the matter?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- I've left him.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- We've been kicked out.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- What's this now?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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