Episode 7

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0:00:28 > 0:00:34Here we go. One, two...three!

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Oh! Rock beat scissors. How is it that you get me every time?!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hi! I'm Jason and I live here in an underground forest

0:00:43 > 0:00:49with a hare. Once in a while, I invite visitors from the real world down here for some peculiar tasks.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54If they do them well, they could leave several thousand pounds richer

0:00:54 > 0:00:58but only if they remember one golden rule.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01ALL: Don't scare the Hare!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh, you scared him off!

0:01:05 > 0:01:11If our contestants want to win £15,000, scaring the Hare is not an option.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Trouble is that with challenges like these...

0:01:15 > 0:01:18that's not going to be easy.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23And if they scare the Hare too many times, they go home with nothing!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Let's meet our guests! Hey! Great to be here, guys!

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Yeah, all right. So you're all here, marvellous.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Ladies, introduce yourselves. - I'm Nadia and these are my sisters Siham and Sakina.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Because we're sisters and we're so close, that's our strength.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47- We always know what the other one is thinking.- One hive mind!

0:01:47 > 0:01:53- Weird. Siham...- Yes? - You're the baby of the group. What do they call you?- The energetic one.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59When we were in Morocco, there was a wedding and I stayed up for three days solid, just dancing.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03That's incredible! I thought I was a party animal!

0:02:03 > 0:02:10- If you're the energetic one, Sakina, what do they call you?- I like to think the intellectual one.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- OK.- So I hope.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19- What's your weakness? - Well, I think my weaknesses are heights and insects.

0:02:19 > 0:02:26- I'd hate to be stuck up a tree next to a wasps' nest.- It could happen! OK, I've got something for you.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Nadia.- Thank you very much. - Siham. And Sakina.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm going to call you Sister Act!

0:02:33 > 0:02:39# Sisters are doing it for themselves... #

0:02:39 > 0:02:43So we have three sisters, but here are three Geordie lads!

0:02:43 > 0:02:50- Introduce yourselves, boys. - I'm Gary, this is my brothers Kris and Tony.- Lovely to meet you, guys.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Any irrational fears? - I've got a fear of snakes.

0:02:54 > 0:03:01- In urban life, you don't generally come into contact with them. - My wife owns three snakes.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- So you're scared of snakes, but you own three?!- More scared of his wife!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Tony...- Yeah. - Tell me about yourself.

0:03:08 > 0:03:16- I'm into flying. I've just started flying lessons. It has its ups and downs, but...- Hey-hey!

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Gary, I'm feeling competitiveness coming out of you.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26I'm up for anything. I've got my team and we'll have a good laugh.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- No disrespect, girls, but we're here to win.- So are we!- Gary...- Oh, nice.

0:03:31 > 0:03:38- Kris.- Thank you very much. - And Tony. For obvious reasons, I'll call you the Why-Ayes!

0:03:39 > 0:03:44# The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine... #

0:03:44 > 0:03:49All right. It's sisters versus brothers. I can't wait!

0:03:49 > 0:03:56Here's the deal. Whoever collects the most carrots could be going home with a tidy £15,000.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03The carrots belong to Hare and you've got to earn them,

0:04:03 > 0:04:07so here we go. I'm here, you're there, but where's Hare?

0:04:07 > 0:04:13Hare's here! And so am I, the Voice of the Forest, always watching, but not in a creepy way.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17In our first game, Hare's hungry and wants eggs for breakfast.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22How does Hare like his eggs? Laid by a giant chicken!

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Contestants use this oversized spoon to collect oversized eggs.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31They have to carry the eggs over the rickety rollers,

0:04:31 > 0:04:35scale the hay bales, contend with the spinning stepping stones,

0:04:35 > 0:04:40negotiate the stile, cross the bridge and place the egg in the egg cup.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44What a diva! He's the Mariah Carey of breakfasts.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Drop an egg and you scare Hare. Do it three times and it's game over.

0:04:49 > 0:04:55If they successfully deliver three eggs, Hare will reward them with carrots. At the end of the show,

0:04:55 > 0:05:00the team with the most carrots gets the chance to go for £15,000.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05I did offer him some muesli, but he said it looked like rabbit food! Fussy old Hare!

0:05:05 > 0:05:10So who have Sister Act put up first to play...

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Yes. You think Hare likes you, don't you?- I think he does, yeah.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, he's sniffing you for food.

0:05:21 > 0:05:28- You're the bookish one, so how come you're doing this very physical challenge?- I do like a good book,

0:05:28 > 0:05:32but this challenge looks really fun and I know I'll do it.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Are you ready?- I am.- Whatever you do, don't scare the Hare.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Good luck!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43OK, Sakina's off and the toast is down.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Sakina's being timed so she'll need to move faster.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Come on. Yeah, come on!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- CLUCKING - That's the first egg! Oh, nicely lain!

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Sakina needs to get three to the egg cups without breaking them.

0:06:03 > 0:06:09- Just take it really slow. - Well, don't. It's against the clock, as in "Go faster!"

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hare's egging her on now. Steady!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Just careful. Careful...

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, no! Sakina fell off and she's scared the Hare!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26ALL: Don't scare the Hare!

0:06:26 > 0:06:31Off he goes! He's wishing he'd ordered the continental now.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Get the hot water and towels, the second egg's been delivered.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Just two more scares and Hare will be off with his carrots.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47It's imperative his eggs are unbroken. Over the cattle grid...

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Now she's about to mount the not-very-difficult hay bales.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55On to her nemesis - the slippery stepping stones of doom.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Can she do it? Can she survive?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Can she maintain her composure while others are losing theirs?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10The answer is NO, SHE CAN'T!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13ALL: Don't scare the Hare!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Off he goes! I've never seen him run so fast. Must have been oiled.

0:07:17 > 0:07:23That is her second scare. One more time and there's no carrots for Sakina.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27The Hare's tempted by the croissant, but he is gluten-intolerant.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Over the grid.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36- OK, we know Sakina can do this bit. - OK.- And over the bales.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Onto the frankly hazardous stepping stones.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48- Nice move!- Ooh, look at her doing the full 360! Show off.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Pull this off and you'll have the respect of the nation.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Jason does speak for the nation. No! She's dropped it!

0:07:58 > 0:08:05- ALL: Don't scare the Hare!- He's off with his carrots and who wants carrots for breakfast?! No one!

0:08:05 > 0:08:10What a mess! There's egg on her face and all over the farmyard.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, Sakina!

0:08:12 > 0:08:18What was going on? I'm so sorry. You got so far and kept coming a cropper on the stepping stones.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23- I just couldn't get my feet balanced. - What are you talking about?!

0:08:23 > 0:08:28LAUGHTER It was difficult, but I got as far as I could.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31You didn't just drop one. It was all three.

0:08:31 > 0:08:38That means Hare missed his breakfast and you missed the carrots. At least you got a nice round of applause.

0:08:42 > 0:08:49- Kris, are you up for this? You look fantastic. Is this something you'd normally wear?- No.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I can pull anything off.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Whatever you do, don't scare the Hare. Good luck, Kris.

0:08:59 > 0:09:05Toaster is down! Look at Kris, looking like an agricultural Vincent Van Gogh.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10That's how you get across a farmyard! So athletic even in wellies.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Careful where you jam that spoon, Kris!

0:09:17 > 0:09:23To win Hare's carrots, he's got to get three eggs to the breakfast table.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Steady as he goes. Who left those hay bales? Very inconsiderate.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30And onto the stepping stones.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36These are a health hazard. He'll have to brace himself.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40The egg has gone, the Hare's freaked! And he's off!

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Nought to ten miles an hour in under 20 seconds - look at that!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47One down and just two left, Kris.

0:09:47 > 0:09:54A slightly more gentle spoon insertion this time. Thanks, Kris. Hare's back.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Slow and steady wins the race! - It does, unless the race is to time,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02in which case it doesn't.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Go, Kris. - Onto the spinning stepping stones.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12Kris will have "respek" for these since last time.

0:10:13 > 0:10:20- I believe in you, Kris! - Tony believes in you, but he also believes that Auks are real!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh! The egg has shattered! And the Hare is scared!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Off he goes, rumbling tummy!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Hare's had two scares now so Kris needs to get this egg

0:10:38 > 0:10:40otherwise he's out of luck.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42OK, Hare's back.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Over the hay bales.- Come on, Kris!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Look at that confidence!- Now onto the spinning steps of doom!

0:10:52 > 0:10:57I told Badger to keep them stationary No one likes... Oh, no!

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- That's the third scare for Hare! - ALL: Don't scare the Hare!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's all over for Kris. No carrots for him.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Still, try a hay bale with semi-skimmed milk. Delicious.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16I thought if I ran in with energy it might change that complete failure.

0:11:16 > 0:11:22- It was, wasn't it? It was terrible. - There's no way round it, really.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26You broke all three eggs, which means hungry Hare has scarpered.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31- It's bad news. You'll get applause, but it's pity.- I deserve it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33All right, OK.

0:11:41 > 0:11:47- Right. So neither of you have any idea how the others did. Am I right?- You are.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Why-Ayes, I can tell you

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- Sister Act left the breakfast table with a big, fat zero!- Yes!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Sister Act, the Why-Ayes finished with

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- also absolutely nothing!- Yay!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05So one job down, two to go

0:12:05 > 0:12:11before either Sister Act or the Why-Ayes try for £15,000!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Oooh!

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Plenty more carrots left to own, but...can you smell that?

0:12:17 > 0:12:22It's a cake made to granny's old recipe,

0:12:22 > 0:12:27slowly rising like a fluffy sugar cloud in a country oven.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32Hare and his friends are celebrating that Owl's passed his flying exams.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36They hope he'll fly them to Disneyland. Great party!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39But they've got no balloons.

0:12:39 > 0:12:45So it's the contestants' job to deliver them. Trouble is, this is a VIP-only party.

0:12:45 > 0:12:52In order to stop gatecrashers, they're holding it behind a giant, twisty, thorny, prickly bush.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54That's one way to keep Jason out.

0:12:54 > 0:13:01Contestants start with three balloons and they have to get just one through the thorns.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03And what a party!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Look at Badger go! Bustin' them moves.

0:13:06 > 0:13:12Burst one balloon and you'll scare the Hare. Burst all three and Hare will leave with his carrots.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18So get the balloons to the animals. I hope they do. I love Mole's helium voice trick.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22SQUEAKY: Here are the guys about to play Party Poppers!

0:13:22 > 0:13:28- Gary, you're quite chilled out. - I'm quite confident. I can do OK here.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Into the bush with you. Don't scare the Hare. You ready?- I am.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- You ready?- Uh-huh. - Let's do this, then.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41OK, so the table is set.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46There it is. Full of presents. Owl's looking a bit flat.

0:13:46 > 0:13:53Gary only has to get one balloon through the bush without bursting it and he'll win Hare's carrots.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57There's helium in those balloons. Oh, it's close in there!

0:13:57 > 0:14:01The balloon is wobbling. It could be the forest air conditioning.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oooh, very close.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Oh, well done! - You're right on top of them.

0:14:08 > 0:14:15- Just take it to the right. - Hare's desperate to get that party started.- Pull it through, Gary.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21And Gary's through! Everyone looks very happy.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25He's still on his first balloon. He has two thorny sections left.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28On to the second bush.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Hare's in a party mood.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35That's what he looks like in party mood. Just the same.

0:14:35 > 0:14:42- That one there...- Very low blood sugar levels. He could do with some gateau. No pressure, Gary.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48- But a hare's sweet tooth depends on you.- Oh...

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Oh! That's a bit close for comfort in there!

0:14:55 > 0:15:00Oh, well done! Through the second bush. One more to go and he's done it!

0:15:00 > 0:15:06Right, here we go. Good news - Gary's still on his first balloon and no scares.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11BANG! Ha ha! Sorry, couldn't resist that. I don't get out enough.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17Tension's rising. So is Hare's blood pressure.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22- So close.- Don't lose your loafer. You'll never find it again.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29The tension... OH! And Gary has collapsed!

0:15:29 > 0:15:35- ALL: Don't scare the Hare!- The stress sent him plummeting to the floor.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38And Hare's off, terrified.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- He's down!- Does Gary need a defibrillator?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Well, Hare was scared, but Gary was petrified. He's up now.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49One scare down, two balloons left.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Hare's back. He's a glutton for punishment. And cake.

0:15:52 > 0:15:58Nobody was harmed during the making of this thicket-based entertainment.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Go on, Gary. - He's going to need a steady hand.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Balletic there from Gary.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Hare's watching every move he makes.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14Every breath he takes. Almost there, but the thorns abound.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19- A little bit higher. - I'm only 5 foot 8!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Bring it through! Go on! Bring it home!

0:16:24 > 0:16:31And he has brought it through! He's done it! Somebody give him a carrot for goodness' sake!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Welcome home, Owl. You're the wind beneath my wings.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41- Dude! That was superb! - Very happy with that.

0:16:41 > 0:16:47Now the moment that everyone will remember from that whole challenge was when the balloon went off

0:16:47 > 0:16:52- and for some reason you dived to the floor!- I didn't expect it.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- I knew it was going to pop, but I didn't expect it. - "Is he breakdancing?"

0:16:57 > 0:17:04Well done! You got a balloon through the hedgerow, so Hare will give you three of his carrots.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Everyone's a winner. Well done, Gary!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- So, Nadia, are you feeling good about this?- Yeah, I am, actually.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- How are you keeping those nerves in check?- I'm actually quite calm. It's strange.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22We need to get some carrots, so I'm going to give it my best shot.

0:17:22 > 0:17:28OK, brilliant. The party is that way and remember, don't scare the Hare. Good luck.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30APPLAUSE

0:17:30 > 0:17:35Here we go. The party's waiting. Badger is looking jealous at Owl's party.

0:17:35 > 0:17:41Hasn't even passed his driving test. Terrible eyesight! Nadia climbs in and she's away.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Slowly.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It looks a bit sharp. Like now.

0:17:52 > 0:17:57- Keep your hands steady! - It's wobbling.- That's it.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Oh, Nadia's blown it. That's a first scare.

0:18:02 > 0:18:08Nadia opting for head in hands approach, as opposed to Gary who splattered himself over the floor.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Hare runs for the hills, those three-foot hills.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Nadia's got two balloons left and starts at the top of that section

0:18:15 > 0:18:18because she didn't make it all the way through.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Hare's back, but his nerves are shot to pieces.- Steady hand!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Nadia there...

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Face of a supermodel, hands of a jellyfish.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Slowly, careful. - Don't shake your hands.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Careful!

0:18:34 > 0:18:40- Eyes like a hawk. A shame Hawk couldn't be here - might have made a better job of it!- Careful!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Easy, easy. I can't bear this. Easy, easy...

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- That's fine.- Keep going. - Brilliant. Lower!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51That looks scary. She's playing with us.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56She has burst it. She's frightened the Hare, poor little fella.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58ALL: Don't scare the Hare!

0:18:58 > 0:19:04All he wants is a balloon. Nadia has scared Hare twice and this is her third balloon.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10She's now got to go the whole way with this one red balloon.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15It'd be easier to go round the outside, but I don't set the rules.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18DRAMATIC BACKGROUND MUSIC

0:19:18 > 0:19:24This soundtrack comes from Now That's What I Call Thorny Balloon Game Show Rounds...57.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Steady, steady, steady!

0:19:26 > 0:19:32Steady! That balloon is all over the place. Has someone opened a window?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Yes!- Well done. She's through the first section.

0:19:36 > 0:19:41Bush number two, but this is her last balloon, don't forget.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44If she bursts this one, it's game over and party over.

0:19:44 > 0:19:51Badger has been saving some special break-dancing manoeuvres. Come on, Nadia. Just relax.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Relax, Nadia! - Well done. Don't rush it.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Lower, lower...- This is not good for my stress levels.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Breathe through it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Breathe through it. - TAKES DEEP BREATH - That's it.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08She's through the second section. I'm not putting too much on this,

0:20:08 > 0:20:12but I've not been out recently and I do fancy going to this party.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- That's it, that's it!- My arms hurt. - Your arms hurt?!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18You're carrying a balloon, love!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21No, not too much. Slowly!

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Oh!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26They're screaming. I'm screaming.

0:20:26 > 0:20:32Why are we all screaming? It's OK, be calm, be calm. Just need to relax. Just need to relax.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35You just need to relax, Nadia!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37She's done it! I'm going to a party!

0:20:37 > 0:20:41I'm going to a party! I've bought new shoes!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44APPLAUSE

0:20:44 > 0:20:48You rock! You have found your vocation, my girl.

0:20:48 > 0:20:55It was really hard work and I didn't think I would get it. At the start, I just let it do its own thing.

0:20:55 > 0:21:01- But once I was in control of the balloon, it was fine.- Great stuff. You delivered the balloon.

0:21:01 > 0:21:07That means you get a carrot each. There's a couple for you and there's one for you. Nice job, Nadia.

0:21:10 > 0:21:17Right, now, so far you've both been to the Hen House and through the Bush Of Broken Dreams.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21But you don't have any carrots. The opposition have.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Am I right?- You're right.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25So, Why-Ayes, Sister Act have 3.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28And Sister Act, I can tell you

0:21:28 > 0:21:31that the Why-Ayes have 3.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33APPLAUSE

0:21:33 > 0:21:37It can't get any closer, but that can change in the next few minutes.

0:21:37 > 0:21:43Hare is a very trusting soul. He's let you into his life and now you're about to betray him.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Whoever nicks the most of Hare's carrots will go on to try for £15,000.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I hope you can sleep tonight!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Due to forest inflation, the price of vegetables has gone sky-high,

0:21:54 > 0:22:00so Hare has taken it upon himself to electrify all his carrots. Well, you would, wouldn't you?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04The contestants must swipe as many carrots as they can,

0:22:04 > 0:22:07but the fence and the carrot boxes are wired to the mains.

0:22:07 > 0:22:13Their team-mates have to winch them up, so they're suspended above the carrots, Tom Cruise-style.

0:22:13 > 0:22:19Then they must remove the carrots using giant tongs without touching the box. This sets off the alarm.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23The only way to switch it off is to return the carrots to Hare.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28At the end of the game, whoever has the most carrots plays for a chance to win £15,000.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32So it's best to swipe the carrots without scaring the Hare.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Gosh, that sounds like a right mission...impossible!

0:22:35 > 0:22:41I always wanted to be a spy, but my careers adviser suggested Voice Of The Forest. Cheers, mate(!)

0:22:41 > 0:22:46There are loads of carrots up for grabs in the allotment which is crucial

0:22:46 > 0:22:51because with three carrots each, it all comes down to this, guys.

0:22:51 > 0:22:57- Siham, are you going to do it for the sisters?- I am. I am so excited to get into that superhero role.

0:22:57 > 0:23:03- I'm just going to go for it. - Who is going to pull your pulley? - Me.- Big sister Nadia.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Is that why, because you're the big sister?- Yeah, I'm a bit bossy. I'm in control.- She thinks!

0:23:08 > 0:23:14- Why-Ayes, who is it going to be? - Tony.- It's going to be me.- Are you sure that's the right choice?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16No. But we've got nobody else.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Come on, Tony, why are you equipped for this task?

0:23:20 > 0:23:26Back in high school, in a production of Superman, I played Superman, so I'm used to the flying part.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Who's doing the winding for you, Tony?- Gary.- I'm winding.

0:23:30 > 0:23:36- Once again, age and experience. - Age and experience and maturity to take me through, yeah.

0:23:36 > 0:23:41The next few minutes could help you change the look of your bank accounts.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Just think about that as you get trussed up like a couple of turkeys.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54And we're off. Thunderbirds are go!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Sorry, that's the wrong show.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Hang on! - Tony has made carrot contact.

0:24:03 > 0:24:09And he's got one. It's in the basket - the world's most boring picnic hamper.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14Hare can't believe anyone can penetrate his state-of-the-art alarm system.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17He goes for the triple, Nadia just the single.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Oh, Tony! - ALARM GOES OFF

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Tony has bitten off more carrots than he can chew.

0:24:23 > 0:24:29Tony must give them back to their rightful owner - a paranoid and easily scared Hare.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Keep going!- Nadia seizing her chance, going for the double.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- ALARM GOES OFF - But she's blown it too and that is one scare each.

0:24:39 > 0:24:46Back go the carrots. They're not your property. Hare looks rattled. Or maybe a bolt's come loose.

0:24:46 > 0:24:51Tony's grabbed a bunch of threes... And he's dropped them. What a recovery!

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Back, Gary!

0:24:52 > 0:24:56He's reclaimed them and he'll pop them in that wicker basket.

0:24:56 > 0:25:03Deftly done. Their team-mates winching them up... Some might say winding them up!

0:25:03 > 0:25:09Tony's going for another two carrots. He's dropped them, but goes for a scooping technique there.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14And they're in the basket finally.

0:25:14 > 0:25:20I get the feeling that Tony might want to be winched forward. Hare is all over the place.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25Nadia needs to get a move on. I was beginning to forget she was even in the contest.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Trying to claw back some time by going for three, but it's tricky.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Going for the old flip and grab, flip and grab.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36So is Tony by the looks of it, but will it work?

0:25:36 > 0:25:42- Yeah, he's got a firm grip on the carrots and that's two more carrots landed successfully.- Come on!

0:25:42 > 0:25:48Nadia is still struggling with those three. She managed to grab them, but she looks shaky.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52No, never leave a carrot behind!

0:25:52 > 0:25:56Have you learnt nothing? Just under ten seconds left.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00She needs to make carrot touch wicker for them to count.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Yes... No. Yes.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08- Time's up and it looks like Nadia let the carrots out the basket.- Ohh!

0:26:08 > 0:26:11APPLAUSE

0:26:11 > 0:26:13It's all over.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24Brilliant game! You've helped Hare, but stolen from him.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27If you can leave here with £15,000, who cares?

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Who's going on for a chance to take home that massive amount of cash?

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Who's earned the most carrots? Nadia, Siham and Sakina,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Sister Act,

0:26:38 > 0:26:41you still have a total of 3.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Why-Ayes, with a total of 11 carrots,

0:26:45 > 0:26:48you'll have the chance to win 15 grand!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51# The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine

0:26:51 > 0:26:55# The fog on the Tyne is all mine Come on... #

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Sakina, Siham and Nadia, you were too scary for Hare.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- I hope you've enjoyed your stay with us.- We have.- Yeah.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- I'm afraid you are leaving the forest with nothing. - APPLAUSE

0:27:06 > 0:27:11# I never can say goodbye Ooh...

0:27:13 > 0:27:17# I never can say goodbye No, no, no

0:27:17 > 0:27:19# No, no, no... #

0:27:20 > 0:27:24So, Gary, Kris, Tony, up till now, you've been grabbing carrots,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27but now it's all about nabbing Hare himself.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30APPLAUSE

0:27:30 > 0:27:35In this final game, it's the Why-Ayes' job to try and trap the Hare under a net.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38It's like they don't even care if Hare's claustrophobic.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41To get him under there, I ask some questions.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45Get one right and the gate will open, allowing Hare into the garden.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48A second correct answer and the net will rise,

0:27:48 > 0:27:52tempting Hare over to those carrots and underneath that net.

0:27:52 > 0:27:58A third right answer will drop the net, catching the Hare and the Why-Ayes will win £15,000.

0:27:58 > 0:28:04Watch out, though. Any wrong answers will detonate these high explosives and that will scare the Hare.

0:28:04 > 0:28:09And as ever, three scares and you go home with nothing.

0:28:14 > 0:28:19It comes down to this. Three correct answers means £15,000.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Three wrong answers - nothing.

0:28:23 > 0:28:28Here comes Hare, sniffing the carrots on the breeze.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30And if you listen closely,

0:28:30 > 0:28:35on the very breath of the wind, you'll hear your first question.

0:28:35 > 0:28:40The Hare was a fan of the boy band One Direction in last year's The X Factor.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44However, he can't remember which judge mentored them.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Do you remember who it was?

0:28:52 > 0:28:56- Louis Walsh had Wagner.- He did, aye. - He did, didn't he?

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- Who won X Factor?- The winner was that Essex lad, wasn't it?

0:29:00 > 0:29:04- Matt Cardle.- Aye. - I think Dannii Minogue had him.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Yeah, she did. Definitely Simon Cowell didn't.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10Simon had the groups. He did.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Hold on. Who were the groups? One Direction...

0:29:13 > 0:29:18- - I don't know. I don't watch it. - I didn't watch it.- Two liars!

0:29:18 > 0:29:21- First year I haven't watched it. - I think Simon Cowell.

0:29:21 > 0:29:25Let's be clear what happens now. If you get this right,

0:29:25 > 0:29:30the gate opens and Hare takes a step closer to those carrots.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Get it wrong, though, and you scare the Hare.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- How positive are you?- Simon Cowell. - We're going for it.- OK.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Then take the plunge.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Hare's in the garden.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54If you get this question right, you're going to lift the net

0:29:54 > 0:29:58and Hare gets closer to his carrots.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03The Hare was playing the original London version of Monopoly with Hedgehog and Owl.

0:30:03 > 0:30:08He had two of the green properties, Regent Street and Oxford Street,

0:30:08 > 0:30:13but Hare upended the board when Owl wouldn't sell him the third.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Which street wouldn't Owl sell him?

0:30:22 > 0:30:26- Our parents live on Vine Street in Newcastle.- We know that's orange.

0:30:26 > 0:30:30- Extraordinary.- And I met a girl once that lived in Coventry.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34- Is this another one of your stories?- No, honestly.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37- It's definitely Bond Street. - Is it a green one?

0:30:37 > 0:30:41I thought Bond Street before it came up. I play Monopoly all the time.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44I play by myself occasionally.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48I like to be the shoe.

0:30:48 > 0:30:52- I'm 100% positive.- If you're sure it's "A", Bond Street,

0:30:52 > 0:30:54then take the plunge.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56On my head be it!

0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Get in! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:02 > 0:31:05One question! One more!

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Right, so that's two questions in a row.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16You've just got to get the third one right and you'll drop the net on Hare.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20He won't be happy, but you'll be £15,000 richer, so what do you care?

0:31:20 > 0:31:25The Hare wants to write a poem to express his true feelings for a certain lady hare,

0:31:25 > 0:31:28but wants it as short as possible.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Which type of poem should he choose?

0:31:36 > 0:31:38- Thoughts, boys?- It's not a limerick.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42- I don't know why I think sonnet.- Why don't you think it's a limerick?

0:31:42 > 0:31:47I'm not going to say the only ones I know that rhyme with funny words.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51- I think it's a sonnet. - What's a haiku?

0:31:51 > 0:31:53- "Hai-ku".- Nice to meet you.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55- "Hai-ku".- "Hai-ku".

0:31:55 > 0:31:58I don't know why, but I'm sure it's a sonnet.

0:31:58 > 0:32:02If you're right, you're going home with £15,000.

0:32:02 > 0:32:07If not, I'll be writing a limerick, rhyming with Kris, who takes the...

0:32:07 > 0:32:10If you're wrong, you're going to scare Hare

0:32:10 > 0:32:15and you'll only have two scares left, so it's quite an important decision.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17We're going with B.

0:32:17 > 0:32:22- Kris, if you're absolutely sure, take the plunge.- Come on.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23OK...

0:32:23 > 0:32:26AUDIENCE: Don't scare the Hare!

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Guys, sorry, the correct answer was "haiku".

0:32:37 > 0:32:44Not to worry because Hare's coming back towards the carrots and there's another question on the wind.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Come on. Team hug, team hug!

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Fox is on a fad diet where all he eats is fruit,

0:32:51 > 0:32:57so when the Hare asked him what he wanted for dinner, Fox replied, "Braeburns and Lord Lambournes."

0:32:57 > 0:33:00What sort of fruit does Fox want?

0:33:07 > 0:33:10As an apple eater, I think it's Lord Lambournes.

0:33:10 > 0:33:14- And Braeburns.- Braeburns are apples. I know because I eat them.

0:33:14 > 0:33:19- I know Braeburns are apples. - I'm happy with that. I trust you.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21I'm happy. We'll go for that.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25If you're right, the Hare will be caught in the net

0:33:25 > 0:33:30and you'll net £15,000, but if it's wrong, you'll scare Hare

0:33:30 > 0:33:33and it'll go down to one final question.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36- Yeah, go on, Braeburns. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

0:33:36 > 0:33:40- "C", apples?- Yeah. Take the plunge? - Take the plunge.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:49 > 0:33:54- Well done, lads!- Brilliant! - Absolutely...- Brilliant!

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Absolutely superb!

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Gary, Kris, Tony,

0:33:59 > 0:34:01you've won yourselves £15,000!

0:34:03 > 0:34:05I'm bringing the net up. All right?

0:34:05 > 0:34:11Everybody wins. You get your carrot hamper and those smashing boys get themselves the money.

0:34:11 > 0:34:16My name is Jason and I live in a magical forest with my mate Hare.

0:34:16 > 0:34:21We're always here, so pop down any time, but remember the one rule - don't scare the Hare!

0:34:21 > 0:34:24So if you are a hare watching this,

0:34:24 > 0:34:27please don't have nightmares.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Yeah, I thought it was a nice touch.

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