0:00:29 > 0:00:32Oh, we've had some good times in the forest, haven't we?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Obviously, apart from all of those complete strangers coming down here,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38all trying to steal your carrots.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Terrifying you out of your wits on a weekly basis.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47My name's Jason and I live in an underground forest with a Hare.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50For eight mad weeks, we invited guests to pop down here
0:00:50 > 0:00:52and have a go at some really weird stuff.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55If they did that stuff well,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58there was £15,000 to be won every Saturday night,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02as long as the guests remembered one simple rule -
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Don't Scare The Hare.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Ah! There you are. It's me again, your friendly voice of the forest.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And what a forest it is.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's got everything that a magical forest should have.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's got giant alarm clocks.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20A Hare and a flying hat.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, and that man off the Gadget Show.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27This evening I'm going to take you back to a happier time,
0:01:27 > 0:01:28it says here.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Yes, it was a simple time for simple people, when the only thing that really mattered
0:01:32 > 0:01:36was that the contestants didn't scare a very nervy robotic Hare.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41They wouldn't listen, would they? They just kept on doing it.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Ah, the things people do for money.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45She says, reading the script.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47OK, Hare, so, you think you can dance? Yeah?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# And it goes a little something like this... #
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ey? Yeah? All right?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56CLAPPING IN TIME TO SONG
0:01:56 > 0:01:59LAUGHTER
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Agh, oh...
0:02:00 > 0:02:04There's something about the forest that gets everyone dancing. Me, Hare,
0:02:04 > 0:02:09our guests, even curmudgeonly old badger, they've all thrown down some moves.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12So, Hare and I have chosen a top ten woodland dance spectacular.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15All right? Let's do it.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Actually, I can't. Have you got some aromatic back rub?
0:02:20 > 0:02:25You're tuned into Woodland FM and the top ten countdown of woodland dance spectaculars.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27At ten are the Dancing Queens.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30At number nine...
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Kung Fooey.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37At number eight, Adam, waving goodbye to his promotion.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39In at seven, it's a Femme Fatale,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43falling head over heels for a certain little hare.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Oh, blimmin' 'eck.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47At six, it's our Welsh prison officers.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49She's got the robot going on, see?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53At five, oh, look at that marine get down.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- I'll give you a pirouette. - Four, it's Adam again.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Two words, drama school.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- All right.- OK!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yeah, yeah. Change gear.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06At three, it's Richard Hammond.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- What are you showing me? - If you'll allow me to lead. - Nothing will give me more pleasure.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- My wife doesn't always let me lead.- No?- No.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- So...- OK, there. How's that? Any good?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- A bit lighter, you need to be lighter on your feet?- OK, like that?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- And you need to follow, yes. - OK. Can we stop?- Yes.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- I'm just enjoying this a little bit too much.- OK.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- What more can you ask for?- Nothing.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30In at two, it's Karima.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Fair to say, Hare had a bit of a soft spot for her.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Oh, my goodness. Hey, you, look away. Thank you!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40How about that? Fantastic.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43At number one, it's Melvyn from the Blitz Kids.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Come on, Melvyn. Let's see some moves.- All right.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47# Can't touch this.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50# Can't touch this. #
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Melvyn works in IT. I thought he was dull until I knew he could do this.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56So you could say he turned me off, and then on again.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, yeah, he's got the full routine. Absolutely!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Bangers...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and smash!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08What a joy this game was.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Each week, Hare found himself down the forest.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13There he is with his girlfriend, trying for a bit of 'me' time.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17The problem was his mates would always try and scare him
0:04:17 > 0:04:19with the dreaded fireworks display.
0:04:19 > 0:04:25Contestants had to grab rotten apples and leg it over the farm yard in a variety of ways
0:04:25 > 0:04:29to try and prevent the fireworks going off by knocking them down.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Three fireworks...
0:04:33 > 0:04:34..and then five...
0:04:34 > 0:04:39and then seven fireworks that had to be walloped before the fuses burnt out.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Various techniques were used -
0:04:41 > 0:04:43the classic lob,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45smash it as hard as you can...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Nice one. Technique - underarm.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50..and the more gentle and feminine underarm.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56And the 'Why not just stand as far away as I can and hope luck's on my side' technique...
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- ..which it wasn't. - AUDIENCE:- Don't Scare the Hare!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03It was a tough one and many people were doomed to failure.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11And then came along a 21-year-old student called Sharm.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Sharm showed early promise in the game, so we were rather surprised
0:05:15 > 0:05:19when he and his housemates failed to go home with the £15,000 at the end of the show.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It was like he'd played this game before.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Students do have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I mean, just look at how hard he's lobbing those apples!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31He'd got a lot of anger in him, that boy.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Oh, look, there's Hare's date.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Bet she's wishing they'd just gone for a drink. Look at him go.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Poetry in motion, just smashing down those fireworks.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Thank God Isaac Newton isn't here. The world would have been a different place.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Sharm had to go back and get some apples at the last minute.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55The fuse was too short...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, no! Our Hare was scared out of his wits.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- AUDIENCE:- Don't Scare the Hare!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Next up, there were five.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15This is like a very dangerous fairground game.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17So, like most fairground games, then?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Sharm smashed down those five in a row.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Firework, students, hay bales and a very timid Hare,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27what could possible go wrong?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30That was an incredible attempt.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32At the last possible moment!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And then...there were seven.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Right, here we go. Seven fireworks.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39CHEERING
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, he is fierce!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44This was the final round.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48He had to extinguish seven fireworks using only a fistful of apples.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Hang on, wasn't that a Clint Eastwood film?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'd forgotten how incredible he was at this.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Come on!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Could he do it before a fuse blew?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Just one more!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Sharm, come on, come on, come on.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes! Just in time.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14That was an A+ performance from a very promising student.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, there's nothing quite like the solid bond
0:07:20 > 0:07:23between one guy and his hair.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yes, as a bald man, I'm aware of the massive irony inherent in that statement,
0:07:27 > 0:07:31but I'm referring to those quiet little moments we've had along the way,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34because you're nothing if you haven't got your hare.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Again, I'm ahead of you.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42No! Look, you're not having Wi-Fi in the hen house!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Why? Because it's a hen house!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Come on, then. Who'd you most like to visit us in the forest?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Katy Perry? No?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Cheryl Cole?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Fiona Bruce?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57LAUGHTER
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Weirdly, I'm totally with you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02So, the vicar says, "Yes, it is a candlestick,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06"just don't tell the organist!" Ha! Do you see...?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09What's wrong with it? That's my nan's best joke.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14I don't care if it's your birthday, you're not having Grand Hare Auto 6.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I know you're worried about people coming down here,
0:08:17 > 0:08:21but, honestly, I don't think a disguise is the answer.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24All right, best of three, then. Here we go.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28One, two, three.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Rock beats scissors! How is it that you get me with that every time?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35OK, charades. Your go.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42"Are you looking at me?", Taxi Driver, Robert De Niro!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Brilliant!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Yeah, course I won't tell anyone you're nervous about standing for the forest elections,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50but I wouldn't trust the birds, they Twitter.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57Just...just to the left. Up-up a bit. Yes! Yes!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, you've got the spot!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Talking to a hare in an underground forest.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07People are on medication for less.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Running yolk!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ha-ha! Running yolk!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's funny already cos it's, like, a pun, isn't it?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Hare wanted his breakfast
0:09:19 > 0:09:21and you really shouldn't mess with him when he's hungry.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Contestants had to deliver the jumbo eggs to Hare's breakfast table
0:09:25 > 0:09:27without smashing them on the giant assault course.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30What? I never said it was Newsnight, did I?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33They had to carry the eggs through the gate...
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Oh...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Yeah, she's done it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Over the hay bales.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Come on, Gap!
0:09:42 > 0:09:47You can get the giant spoons from any normal game show hardware store, by the way.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Those twisty, steppy stone things proved to be a bit of a nightmare.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55A few of the contestants went over head first on those.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Take your time, take your time. You can do it...oh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Don't worry, we settled out of court.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Nice move!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This is the best argument for porridge I've ever seen.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10The irony was after all of that effort to make his breakfast,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Hare decided he fancied a bowl of cereal instead.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Who could forget handsome Charlie's brilliant giant egg run,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18when he so very nearly made it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Charlie played a lot of American football.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Which doesn't explain why he was good at this.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Charlie went on to win £15,000.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30You can't buy your pride back, can you, Charlie?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35He's already got two eggs,
0:10:35 > 0:10:39but having scared Hare once, was desperate to get this one to the table.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42CHEERING
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Hare's a little overexcited there -
0:10:44 > 0:10:46someone had just pressed his reset button.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Charlie was doing so well, then came the twisty, turny stepping stones.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Yes, the fully grown man is on to the twisty, turny stepping stones.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Now I can see why people eat breakfast bars.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Over the stile with the massive egg.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07God, what am I saying? I went to Cambridge, you know.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11All I could think of when I was watching this game was,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13"Where do they plug the toaster in?"
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Charlie was full of self-belief all the way and then,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19would you believe it, he dropped it!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh! Charlie dropped it at the last minute,
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Hare ran for the hills.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Please don't laugh, Charlie, this was very serious.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35We all have different ways of coping when we make mistakes. Some of us pretend they never happened.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Some of us let rip with a series of Anglo-Saxon verbs,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and some form a coalition, but I prefer a more subtle approach.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45When I make a mistake, you'd never even notice.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What?
0:11:50 > 0:11:55We all have different ways of coping when we make mistakes. Some of us.. Hey, noo-na-noo.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Great, now, while we... BRUP! Ey!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I know you're one of these players that's got a kind of...um...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06LAUGHTER
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- So, Kerry, do you I have any...? BRUP! Way-hey!- One more time.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- But you've no idea how many carrents...- Carrents?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Carrots and currents. If you make a carrot and a current...all right.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19BRUP! Hey!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I've seen how much you want those carrots.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I think you'd even betray tres...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Tres? What's a tres?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Woo-hoo!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33There are loads of carrots up there for grabs in the allotment
0:12:33 > 0:12:37which is crucial... (MAKES SILLY NOISES)
0:12:37 > 0:12:41I love that joke about strangers, that's why I got so excited I messed it up.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I messed it. I messed it up. I was going to mess it up.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Why did I even do it? I should have done it...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Way-hey, hoo!
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Ready?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53This is all about total concentration.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56A very steady hand and knee... Knees? Knees of steel?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Where am I going with that?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Mate, I'm not being rude, but Sammy might...
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Oh, I've got it wrong again. Ready? - Muppet.- Thank you. You can laugh.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I'll get you to try it in a minute. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, hang on.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14HE STUTTERS
0:13:14 > 0:13:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:17 > 0:13:19TOILET FLUSHES
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Right, I want two copies of that tape, please -
0:13:22 > 0:13:24one to me and one on a bike, straight to BAFTA.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34In this game, Hare's friends are celebrating his election success
0:13:34 > 0:13:38by throwing him a party. How thoughtful, you might think.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Well, it would be if they hadn't gone and held it behind this giant, thorny bush!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46The contestants had to deliver one balloon to Hare's party
0:13:46 > 0:13:49without popping it on the massive thorns.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Oops, Owl's had a bit too much magic pop. You can't take him anywhere.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Hang on a minute, thorny bushes?! Massive balloons? That sounds noisy.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Are we sure Hare's friends really understand him?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Now, apparently these bushes are quite easy to grow, once you've bolted them all together.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11This wasn't a game show, this was a health and safety nightmare.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Those balloons didn't half make a noise when they popped.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It could be argued that some contestants did overreact a bit.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20There's Audrey from the Dancing Queens.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25This was one the most exciting games of the series.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Who'd have thought that it would've been completed by someone who is completely bonkers!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34The show doesn't take itself seriously - you've seen the set.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36So, your left, Audrey.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38No! No!
0:14:38 > 0:14:43- Stop squealing, Lynn, for goodness sake, you'll wake Jason. - APPLAUSE
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Audrey was doing well.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Keep it centre, Audrey. That's it.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- That's it, Audrey, you're past it. You're past it.- I'm not that old!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57So, Audrey got through the first bush, all right,
0:14:57 > 0:14:58just two more to go.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Up. Up, up, up. Go quite high. - Well done, Audrey.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05APPLAUSE
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- It's got a mind of its own! - This must be Scottish for balloon!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Right, Audrey.- Perilously close.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oh, no, Audrey burst it!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- AUDIENCE:- Don't Scare the Hare!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Hare was furious.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- You put it quite high, Audrey, there's nothing at the top. - And we're back.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37WHOOPING
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Oh!- Steady yourself. Keep it steady.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You have to keep it steady for going through this next bit.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47At this stage, Audrey still had two balloons left.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Steady!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55It's coming off! It's coming off! I can't see, up a wee bit.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Right, stop there. That's it, you're there, Audrey.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- You're there!- Last year someone tied those balloons to Hedgehog.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05It was a terrible mess.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07What are we doing?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Yes, sorry, balloons! - I'm a bit on the shaky side.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17That's it, well done, Audrey. You need to bring it up a bit.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Lots of help from her team-mates there, that must have been annoying.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Up to your left.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- To your left. To your left, Audrey. - Keep it where it is.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Yes, well, it's easy to stand and shout from the side,
0:16:30 > 0:16:34not so easy when you're trapped inside a MASSIVE bush.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Ask Hedgehog - he was there for nearly two weeks before anyone found him.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You're nearly there!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48She was doing well, but did she make it?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50That's it. That's it. That's it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55Yes, she did! Hooray! So, what have we learned here?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Well, never put a firework in a cake for one.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Good work, Audrey.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Time we got ourselves a new hobby. What about train spotting? Yeah?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13HE SQUEAKS All right. Let's do this, baby.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Hmm? I'm thinking this will work better at a train station, you know.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Somewhere where there are actually some trains.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Let's just stick to the hobbies you've already got.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Like most woodland animals, Hare doesn't get
0:17:32 > 0:17:34a lot of time off between game shows.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37When he does get spare time, it's a daunting task to find
0:17:37 > 0:17:40a suitable hobby when you can't even go upstairs.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44In many ways, Hare is an inspiration to us all.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Hare likes nothing better that than a nice relaxing day fishing.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Which is odd as his instructions advise that he should be kept away from water.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55When he's not taking his life in his own hands by the pond,
0:17:55 > 0:18:01he likes to play with his Rubik's Cube. The Rubik's Cube was very popular in the '80s.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Hare was given his by Vanilla Ice.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Who said robots couldn't do martial arts?!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11It was Nietzsche, wasn't it?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hare thinks Nietzsche is an idiot.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18After a long day's panicking, Hare likes to kick back
0:18:18 > 0:18:20and just chill, yeah.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23He usually stops shaking by the time the medicine kicks in.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Hare loves to party, but his raves can sometimes get a bit out of hand.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34After last year's, Badger woke up on his own in a field in Northampton!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Luckily, somebody faxed him back.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Hare's a bit of a drama queen.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- He LOVES musicals - he trod the boards in his youth, you see! - SCREAMING
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Rolled across them. When he's not doing all of that, sometimes
0:18:47 > 0:18:51he just likes to put a bucket on his head and run into bits of the set.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I mean tree, in the enchanted forest.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59So, it's certainly not all work, work, work for this little fella.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03In fact, his agent has said after this show, he may never work again.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08It's Alarm-a-geddon!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15It was the game that made time stand still. No, literally.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19The contestants had to turn off the alarm clock
0:19:19 > 0:19:22so that Hare could get a good night's sleep.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oh, look, there's our Steph.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29She was so good at this, she and her team went on to win £15,000.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Contestants had to finish the game before the sun came up. - COCK CROWS
0:19:33 > 0:19:36The irony was, we found out later it was the game music that kept the Hare awake.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39He was fine with the noisy clocks.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43One challenge the contestants faced was deciding which way to go.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I'm the same some mornings.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Come on, Jackie!- What an odd place to choose to sleep, Hare!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Sometimes I don't think you help yourself.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55The other challenge was trying to stay upright.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Well, it's not easy when you're zipped into a sleeping bag and there's £15,000 at stake.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Oh, that looked painful! Get off the floor, you're on telly!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Keep it going, brother. ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh! Quick, he's down!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15That's it. Big breath.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Here's Jackie!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Who would have thought that a 40-year-old sales executive
0:20:24 > 0:20:28would be the girl to conquer our most physical game?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34She used the windmilling technique. Technically that's cheating,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37but we let her have it as we thought her face looked funny
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- while she was doing it. Oh, no! - ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:20:43 > 0:20:46One scare down, but Jackie kept on going.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Hare can't tell the time, of course.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50He can read it, he just can't tell it.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Jackie was looked confused there - thought she had applied to be on Countdown.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Hare has that look on his face. Probably just downloaded it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Jackie, I'm behind you. I'm in the one behind you!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, and she powered through the game.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Maybe she has a lot of clocks at home to practise on?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14You're nearly there, Jackie!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Jason was never too far away to shout encouragement from the sidelines.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Up here! Up here!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Quick, that one's going to blow, Jackie!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Jackie was a fit girl, all right!
0:21:30 > 0:21:34I don't have to bother keeping fit, one the perks of being a disembodied voice.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:21:36 > 0:21:39No! She missed that one and she woke Hare again!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42This game reminds me of a dream I once had before I was woken up
0:21:42 > 0:21:44by six giant alarm clocks!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Third time lucky, as my bungee jumping instructor used to say.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Hare loves sleeping under the stars. That's how he got into showbiz. - COCK CROWS
0:21:54 > 0:21:57And that's daybreak. Time to stop all this nonsense.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01This is all going to seem very silly in the morning.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Now, since we first invited you to our underground forest,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10one of us has become quite a hit with the ladies.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Yeah, I'm talking about him. It's been quite tough for me,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15being the Tim Burton to his Johnny Depp.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18No matter though, there's been a lot of love in this glade,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20plenty enough for everyone.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Hare what do you think of Sinead's...? Actually, Hare,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25what do you think of Sinead?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's a beautiful thing. Look at that.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34He's a soppy old thing and he likes to wear his heart on his sleeve.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Well, there's not a lot of room in his chest due to his massive engine.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Hare seemed to fall for almost all of the female contestants,
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I mean, look at that, some of those girls are mighty foxy.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, my goodness. Hearts and everything! A beautiful moment!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Maybe Hare just needs to play hard to get once in a while.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56The trouble is he just loves a hug and a cuddle. Who doesn't?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Well, he's only human. I suppose, sort of.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05- Are you all right there, Paddy? - I think you've made a friend there.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- He's a good-looking Johnny. - A good-looking Johnny?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- What does that mean? - He's not bad looking.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16- No, he's definitely, definitely got a soft spot for you.- Does he?- Yes. - I could go for him. Look.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- This is the problem though, he is absolutely smitten.- Get your coat, you've pulled!- Exactly!
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Hey, you've been kissed by a girl!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Look at you. What I have told you about that?!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Lucky for you I've got a moist wipe!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Go on, then, you introduce the next bit. HARE SQUEAKS
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Yes, dude, honestly beautiful.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I couldn't have put it better myself. But watch the swearing!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Hare loves carrots so much that he grows them
0:23:54 > 0:23:57in a specially designed electrified allotment.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Just look at his lasers. It's like a Take That concert down there.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03In this game contestants have to steal Hare's carrots
0:24:03 > 0:24:06in a variety of ingenious ways -
0:24:06 > 0:24:09with massive poles with hooks on the end,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11bare hands...
0:24:14 > 0:24:18..or with a pair of oversized, very hard to control salad tongs.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21If you're going to try this at home, kids,
0:24:21 > 0:24:25make sure you get permission to borrow the balloon first.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29If the contestants set off the noisy alarm, Hare gets really scared
0:24:29 > 0:24:32and they have to return the carrots to his basket.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37The team with the most carrots at the end of the game go on to play for the £15,000.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Those multiple carrots were tempting, but they turned out to be much harder to control.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46This game was all about teamwork. Winch your mate in the wrong direction,
0:24:46 > 0:24:51you could get into real trouble. Some contestants took this game more seriously than others.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Personally, I find it hard to take anyone seriously,
0:24:53 > 0:24:59- who's dangling on a wire and shouting at me in a beanie hat. - Go, babe! Forward! Sto-o-p!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Back! Back!- To you!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05To you! To you!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Go like the wind! Come on!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12Forward! Forward! Forward! Forward!
0:25:12 > 0:25:17- Forward! Go on, forward! - To one, to one! To one.- Slowly. Stop.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Quite often it all proved too much.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Some people had to go down and sit with the forest nurse for a while.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26SHE ROARS
0:25:29 > 0:25:33This one was hard to watch. Tony had scooped the triple carrot,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36but he couldn't get it in his basket.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- He must be useless at grocery shopping!- Stop! Stop!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Stop! Stop!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Well done, Tony.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49However much they screamed at each other, at the end of the game,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52the teams would always kiss and make up.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59We did have one divorce, but they said they'd been having problems
0:25:59 > 0:26:03even before they electrified their partner on national TV.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05That was brilliant!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15OK, five across, a short-haired mammal? Four letters?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Hare!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20You'll know! Any ideas?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Cos I'm stumped! Anyway, I'll remember it eventually.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Actually, going on my performance in the forest, I probably won't.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I'm going to call this team...
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I've forgotten what I'm going to call them.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'm so sorry. Right, here we go.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Nice to meet you and, for obvious reasons I'm going to call you...
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Forgotten! Now, while you're here in the forest, you'll have to try
0:26:43 > 0:26:48to collect as many of Hare's carrots as you can by foul means... No, you sausage, one more time.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Six alarm clocks, three carrots and all of that in this dress,
0:26:57 > 0:27:03in Lady Gaga...in all of that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Gameshow God! Anyway, as W... Hey!
0:27:08 > 0:27:12As WH Auden once said, stop all of the clocks.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14You see, despite being... HE LAUGHS
0:27:14 > 0:27:18I'll get there. Well, as WH Auden says, stop all the clocks.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21There, you see, I can still do highbrow.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I know, I totally messed it up. Balance... No, I messed it up again.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Give me one more try. You each need one person to fly.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Of course, you've no choice, sisterhood...
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Sister Act... CHEERING
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Oh, it's not going to happen. As my nan used to say,
0:27:47 > 0:27:48prepare the explosives!
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- Did she?- Yeah, she's inside now.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Armed robbery.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Here comes the blag of the century, and remember,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59you're not supposed to scare the blooming hare off!
0:27:59 > 0:28:03It's the worst Michael Cain impersonation even I have ever heard.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08What have we got? 15 croaky voices and ultimately only one huge prize.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11It sounds like Andrew Load... Sounds like Andrew Lloyd...
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Sounds like a Lloyd Webber. Argh!
0:28:16 > 0:28:19One more time. Right, ready? So, what have we got?
0:28:19 > 0:28:2115 croaky voices and ultimately one huge prize,
0:28:21 > 0:28:26sounds like Lloyd Webber's new TV show! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:34 > 0:28:36This was the grand final where only a few
0:28:36 > 0:28:40general knowledge questions stood between our teams and £15,000.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44The tables were turned as the contestants put their heads
0:28:44 > 0:28:46together in order to catch our poor little hare.
0:28:46 > 0:28:52The team had to answer questions correctly in order to coax Hare through the gate, into the garden.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56Further right answers would position our little star right under the net
0:28:56 > 0:29:01and a few more would see him well and truly trapped.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03No wonder he was always so tense.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06The questions were pretty straightforward,
0:29:06 > 0:29:09but the answers were very difficult to understand.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14- This is £15,000 we're talking about?- I know.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Yes.- Are you guessing?- Yeah.
0:29:16 > 0:29:1915 grand is 15 grand. Oh, God, it's 15 grand!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21HE LAUGHS
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- We might have served him often on an often basis.- By yourself?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27By myself. I think it'll be the shoe.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Excellent.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Is there any subject we can get we could be worse on than ballet?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- I'm not sure.- You're Katie?- Yep.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42- You're Tom, what are you going to name your child?- None of them.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43I'll go for A!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48I met a girl once that lived in Coventry.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- Is this another one of your stories? - She wasn't very nice to us.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54She broke up with us after a few weeks.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57I'm looking at A, Princess Andrew?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Not Princess Andrew, Prince Andrew.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04It's a war ship, man, it's got to be something, Victory or something.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06I can't hang about, just do it.
0:30:08 > 0:30:13- Coventry strip's blue, hold on, Coventry City blue.- I know this.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15What you have to be aware of,
0:30:15 > 0:30:20- is that you're taking responsibility for this one.- And I'm colour blind!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Drop the net!
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Sadly, every week there comes a point where
0:30:34 > 0:30:36we have to say goodbye to our losing team.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38You'd think that moment would all be about them,
0:30:38 > 0:30:43but, oh, no, somehow Hare manages to steal the limelight.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Hare was so sad to see the teams go, that he would often end up in tears.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Well, he would be if he could cry.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53So, it was goodbye to the family with the marine,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56daredevil dancing daddy. They never did do lunch.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- The Ladettes.- Goodbye to the friends who went away with nothing,
0:31:00 > 0:31:04not even a cheque book and pen that you can't use in real life.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Goodbye to the biggest twins I've ever seen
0:31:07 > 0:31:10and their TINY cousin, Lucy.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13It looks like Hare has taken a shine to one of them. Can you guess which?
0:31:13 > 0:31:17- The Dancing Queens.- Goodbye to the sisters who couldn't sing.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Hare should be nice to that dog, I've heard it's replacing him in the next series.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- The Mothers.- It's goodbye to The Mothers. Not that Hare was bothered.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Sorry, mums, nice to meet you. It's always sad to see contestants go.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- Sister Act!- Goodbye to the sisters although Hare was much more bothered
0:31:33 > 0:31:38- about his Rubik's Cube, but at least they went away with a carrot each. - Femme Fatale!
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Goodbye to the friendly Femme Fatale who went away with 11 carrots, but no money,
0:31:42 > 0:31:45but if they like soup, they'll be laughing.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49Remember, Hare, it's not always about you, it's about the show's winners.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53We love it when our guests win, don't we, Hare?
0:31:53 > 0:31:57HE SQUEAKS Don't we, Hare? Better.
0:31:57 > 0:32:02How can you not be moved by the glee on their excited little faces? Bless them all.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Oh, money.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# Tonight's the night
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# Let's live it up... #
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Our scaredy hare made some team members rich beyond their wildest dreams,
0:32:15 > 0:32:18all for playing some very silly games.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20There's Melvyn, the IT man with the moves.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24There's Kerry. Maybe if she had stopped jumping and concentrated
0:32:24 > 0:32:25she would've won something!
0:32:29 > 0:32:34The Scarers winning there, they don't care about poor old Hare, they've now got £15,000 to spend!
0:32:37 > 0:32:42Oh, the Kung Fooeys. HI-YAH! There's Karima.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44She was always a winner in Hare's eyes.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51And there is Sam. He's got a new job as a fireman.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55And the Weedgies are taking £15,000 back to Glasgow.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58That is one MASSIVE deep-fried pizza!
0:33:13 > 0:33:17# Here we come, here we go We gotta rock, rock
0:33:17 > 0:33:21# Easy come, easy go Now we're on top
0:33:21 > 0:33:24# Feel the shot, body rock Rock it, don't stop
0:33:24 > 0:33:28# Round and round Up and down, around the clock
0:33:28 > 0:33:32# Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
0:33:32 > 0:33:35# Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday
0:33:35 > 0:33:39# We keep, keep on going You know what we say
0:33:39 > 0:33:43# Party everyday day, P-P-P-Party everyday... #
0:33:43 > 0:33:47EXPLOSIONS AND CHEERING
0:33:47 > 0:33:50APPLAUSE
0:33:59 > 0:34:01All these people won quite a lot of cash
0:34:01 > 0:34:06and had a lot of fun on the way. So, if you see them on the street,
0:34:06 > 0:34:09don't be afraid to ask to borrow a tenner.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13I'm joking, of course - you might as well make it a couple of grand!
0:34:13 > 0:34:18Well, that's it. Time's up for our little trip down forest memory lane.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22Hope you enjoyed it and we'll see you again soon. Say goodbye, Hare.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25HE SQUEAKS
0:34:25 > 0:34:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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