Bob a Marianne

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- Saturday Morning - Coity, Bridgend

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- You'll love this, Marianne!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Toad in the hole, - a la Heston Blumenthal.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- "That's right."

0:00:21 > 0:00:25- "After this exercise, - your face will have a lovely glow."

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- If I wanted a lovely glow, - I'd have a glass of Sauvignon.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Cardiff Bay

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- What's happening this weekend, Dad?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- What's happening this weekend, Dad?- - Don't play the innocent with me.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- We don't want any fuss, - so don't spend too much money on us.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44- I won't.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- I'm glad you mentioned money.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Alys and me are strapped for cash - this month. Sorry.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- For goodness sake, Alun!

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- You don't even pay us any rent but - we pay the mortgage on that flat.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- OK, I'll fork out yet again.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- OK, I'll fork out yet again.- - Cheers, Dad. You're the best.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Do you have plans for tonight?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- I need a tiny favour, if that's OK.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Tonight is currently entirely free.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14- See you then?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15- See you then?- - Of course.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- "Pitter-patter those fingertips - all over."

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- PHONE

0:01:24 > 0:01:25- "Now - kissing frogs."

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Hiya, Mami. Who's that?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30- It's just the TV, love.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33- So, spill the beans.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What are your plans for today?

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- It's a wedding anniversary, - not a wedding.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Deets, Mam! - Are you home today and tonight?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Don't make a fuss, Alys.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47- PHONE PINGS

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- PHONE PINGS- - We'll have a quiet night in.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Oh, OK. Laters.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54- See you later.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- Bless.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- "Put your head back - and stick out your tongue."

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0:02:07 > 0:02:08- The Silver Wedding Anniversary

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Just trying to look younger, Bob.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Full Facelift Without The Knives. - It says so right here.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Marianne, my love, - you don't need to look any younger.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- You're the sexiest fifty-something - in Coity.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- It's been an age - since our worlds collided.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Failing to stop at a red light.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Failing to stop at a red light.- - Sorry, constable!

0:02:51 > 0:02:57- Who'd have thought it? 25 years, - two fantastic kids and a happy life.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Well done, Marianne.

0:03:01 > 0:03:07- "Cover your teeth with your lips - and kiss those little frogs."

0:03:07 > 0:03:08- "Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!"

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Mid Morning...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Dave and Joan gave it a like.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- What are they up to?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21- A cruise.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Mediterranean?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24- Mediterranean?- - Caribbean.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- No kids.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- DCI Delme gave it a like.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Where is he now?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Where is he now?- - Thailand.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37- Golfing.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Bob, what did they like?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44- This.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Delete it!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Mid afternoon...

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Where are Alun and Alys?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- That was Mary from down the road...

0:04:04 > 0:04:09- ..warning us they're throwing - a party for their daughter tonight.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- She hopes - we won't mind a bit of noise.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I hope you told her we do mind - and we'll phone the police.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- I am the police, Marianne!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Well, I was the police anyway.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28- It'll be dark soon.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- They could've sent flowers by now.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Maybe they'll bring some with them.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Or maybe - they've just flippin' forgot.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- What exactly did Alun say to you?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- He said something - about seeing us today.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Obviously, he wanted it - to be a surprise.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Obviously, Bob, - or just wishful thinking?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- You spoke to Alys. - What do you think?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I think if I didn't do everything - for this flippin' family...

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- ..no flippin' thing would get done.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- OK! You know where I'll be - if you need me.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Who are you today - - Hamilton or Rosberg?

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- I was thinking more - of someone like Alain Prost.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I haven't forgotten.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Alain Prost won the grand prix - on our wedding day.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- That's enough sulking.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- I've been thinking - about what Alun said to you...

0:05:49 > 0:05:50- ..and what Alys said to me.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- I think they were leaving us clues.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Clues?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Yes. They both asked - what we were doing today.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Yes.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Alun asked me if I was available - to help him with something...

0:06:07 > 0:06:08- ..in the flat.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- The flat?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Later...

0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Hello, puss!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Marianne.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- "Hello, Mam and Dad. - Sorry we're not here to see you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- "Gone west for the night.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52- "Could you feed the cat?"

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Smiley face. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- "P.S. Dan might be in..."

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Dan?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- "Dan might be in and out - but don't trust him with the cat!"

0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Hiya!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25- That's so sad, dude.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31- You really thought Alun and Alys had - organized a surprise party tonight?

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Instead, they've taken off - without even sending you a card?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- That's so uncool.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- It's not just uncool, Dan.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Quite frankly, - it's completely unforgivable.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- We've spent our lives - running around after those two...

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- ..and now the evidence shows - they've treated us...

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- ..with a complete lack - of due care and attention.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- What will you do - arrest them?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- What will you do - arrest them?- - Hang fire.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Chill.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- They're kids and I've noticed - they're spoilt ones at that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16- Marianne, they can hardly find their - way to college without Google Map.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- We didn't spoil our children.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- We worked hard - to get them through college.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23- It didn't come cheap did it, Bob?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24- It didn't come cheap did it, Bob?- - No.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26- You've got it wrong, Dan.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27- You've got it wrong, Dan.- - If you say so.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- The new people they're mixing with - are a bad influence.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Would you ignore your parents - on their big day, eh?

0:08:36 > 0:08:36- Eh?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Eh?- - Eh?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- It's the other way around - in my family.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Mam and Dad went off on a gap year - during my A levels.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Then they forgot my 18th birthday.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Then they forgot my 18th birthday.- - Oh, no! Shame.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- It's a shame Alun and Alys - don't have your parents.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- They deserve each other.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- The thing is, Bob and Maz, - I couldn't care less.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09- Kids these days...

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- ..don't want to feel under pressure - from needy parents.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15- Do what my folks did.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17- Reclaim your lives.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- And how are we - meant to do that, Dan?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Celebrate your silver wedding - with the people who matter.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- And who are they?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- And who are they?- - The important people, dude.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- The people - who are in your orbit now.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Like Louisa!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Hiya! How's it going? I'm Louisa.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Jac and Wil from upstairs - are always up for a party.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Whoa! We don't know these people.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- If you've learned anything today, - it's to love the ones you're with.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Prosecco?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Much later...

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- So guys, what's on the bucket list?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- South America, like my folks?

0:10:06 > 0:10:07- No, I don't think so.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- What I really fancy - is caravanning in Capel Curig.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Kalahari! - Caravanning in the Kalahari!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- That's right. - It has to start with a C.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Kayaking in Kenya.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30- Marianne!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Marianne!- - Here we go.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- We need to mark the end of an era - and the beginning of our new life.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Here I have items of interest - from Alun's room and Alys's room.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- You always go one step too far.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56- If you think this is going too far, - I've only just got started!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Give me strength!

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Bob, don't leave the door open - or the cat will...

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- I can't believe - you didn't post the card.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- I can't believe you didn't check - the flowers had been delivered.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- They must have been disappointed.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- They must have been disappointed.- - No, anniversaries aren't a big deal.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53- The florist should have told me - the payment hadn't gone through.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Let's take a bottle of wine - over there tonight.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- What's going on? Schwarzenegger!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- What's happening?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Dad!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Dad!- - Oh! Alys.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Alun.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24- Don't panic.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Where's Mam?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Listen, kids!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- It has come to our attention...

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- ..that we must make a monumental - decision to reclaim our lives.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- We're going to start - spending our money on ourselves.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- But it doesn't mean - we don't love you.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Alun!

0:12:46 > 0:12:47- Alun!

0:12:56 > 0:12:57- Prosecco?

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0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Nothing happened did it, Marianne?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- I don't know - why everyone's so upset.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- You only had a little lie-down - after the party.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Don't get divorced coz of that.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Yes, Bob yelled about you being - dead to him before he stormed out...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- ..but I'm sure he didn't mean it.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Unless something did happen.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- But it didn't, did it, Marianne?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- We're shocked, Dad. Really shocked.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- You didn't answer our calls.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Do you know how many texts we sent?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47- Do you know how many texts we sent?- - 34.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- I never thought I'd have to say this - to you, Dad, of all people.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- You embarrassed me and Alys - in front of our friends.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- What was Mam doing with Dan?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Schwarzenegger is still in shock.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02- Why didn't you stop her, eh?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Why didn't you stop her, eh?- - Eh?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- OK, I get it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- You don't want to talk.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Two can play at that game, Dad.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Alun and I are now - consciously uncoupled from you.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21- Don't come running when you've spent - all your money on stupid trips.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Yes, we know! Louisa told us.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Canoeing in Kathmandu?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Don't bother sending us selfies.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- And don't ask - to look after the cat again.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Later that week...

0:14:46 > 0:14:47- This is a nightmare.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- I can't go on like this.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- "Wash these mugs".

0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Here's another one.

0:14:57 > 0:15:02- "Wash these mugs. Final warning. - Time - 3.15pm, Thursday."

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- The flat is plastered - in flippin' sticky notes.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Tidy this up. Clear that away.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- I even found one on my pants.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- "Have you worn these - more than once?"

0:15:14 > 0:15:15- Disgusting!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Yes, they probably were, Alun.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Yeah, but that's not the point, - Alys.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- What shall we do? - We've got to do something.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Right! What have you two - managed to get done today?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Have you learned anything - from the Kardashians?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Don't you have lectures to go to?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Alun never goes to his early ones.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Not quite - up to Heston's standards tonight.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Oh, Marianne.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- That's tight, guys.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- You can't waste your lives...

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- ..over something trivial - that probably never happened.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- What do you mean by probably - and what do you mean by trivial?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Guys! We've been over this - and it won't bring Bob back.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48- No, I know.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50- Idiot.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Not, you, Dan - Bob.

0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Throwing away 25 years of marriage - for this stupid jealousy.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- It's not the first time - I've been chased by a younger man...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- ..but I've never succumbed.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09- We don't need to know.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11- I'll tell you anyway.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- We were on holiday in Spain.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- The air was warm - and the waiters were cool.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- Alun and Alys were toddling around - outside a restaurant.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Alun kept taking his nappy off.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Nothing's changed! He thought the - waterfall in the Bay was a urinal.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Oh, the look on people's faces - as they left after the Lion King!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Anyway. Back to the waiters.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- We're sorry, Dad. We were upset.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Yes, and very rude.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48- We understand that you want to be - independent and have your own lives.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Yes, and we realize you want to - spend money on yourselves.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Really? That's nice.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- You can't do it on your own, Dad!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- You can't do it on your own, Dad!- - I've been fine on my own, thank you.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- In fact, I've had an amazing time.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- I went to a toy sale in Carmarthen - and I found this.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- A bargain.

0:18:08 > 0:18:08- Dench.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Dench.- - Boom!

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Yes, but that's not the real world.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- You belong here, at home. Together.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- At home...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- ..looking forward - to your twilight years.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28- You'll have the pleasure of watching - Alun and me start our careers...

0:18:28 > 0:18:33- ..meet partners and enjoy - looking after your grandchildren...

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- ..just as you did with us.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36- Imagine the fun you'll have.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Imagine the fun you'll have.- - We won't need nannies.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- You can buy toys for them.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- It'll be a new life for you.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Excuse me.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Oh, Daddy!

0:18:52 > 0:18:53- So.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Purse your lips - and tilt your head...

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- ..as though you were kissing a frog.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Louisa, do you think - my children are spoilt?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- No, Marianne. - You're the best mother in the world.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Don't worry, Maz.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18- All parents blame themselves - for how their kids turn out...

0:19:18 > 0:19:23- ..just like every kid blames - their parents for everything else.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Let them go to let them grow. - Fly over that rainbow.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28- Marianne!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Thank goodness you're here.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- I've just seen the future - and it's frightening.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- United we stand, divided we fall.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- I've been a bit hasty.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Weighing up the new evidence - which came to my attention...

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- ..I've made a monumental decision.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58- If you can promise me nothing - happened between you and him...

0:19:59 > 0:20:05- ..we can forget everything - and go back to the original plan.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08- The one we hatched at the party?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- The one we hatched at the party?- - Yes.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- Alun and Alys came to remind me that - one day, we may be lucky enough...

0:20:17 > 0:20:18- ..to be grandparents...

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- ..and perhaps - we should start saving now.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- So, if I say nothing happened - between me and that clothes horse...

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- ..everything - will get back to normal again.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- I'll come home - and we'll start a new life.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46- What about your sulks and the way - you doubt me after all these years?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Am I expected to forgive it all?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49- Am I expected to forgive it all?- - Yes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50- No.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- I am sorry, Marianne.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- I'm sorry too, constable.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Nothing happened between me and Dan.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07- Isn't that right?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Isn't that right?- - Yes, of course. Nothing happened.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- I'd never fancy someone - who's old enough to be my mother!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- My old number plate!

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Yes, on the car you were driving - when you bumped into me.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- It's just a small present - as a reminder.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- It was the best day of my life.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Where's my Katherine Jenkins poster?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Marianne, please stay.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- We're only on the chin in face yoga.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Don't worry. Mam can come back - to give us yoga lessons.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- We'll miss her cooking too.

0:21:56 > 0:22:01- Come over any time for supper, Mam. - Apart from Fridays and Saturdays.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Thursdays are tricky too.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- What about Mondays?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- I may have cooked too much - and cleaned too much...

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- ..and even - looked after you too much.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14- You're 20 years old.

0:22:14 > 0:22:19- I'll let you go to help you grow. - Fly over that rainbow.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23- Come on, Marianne! - We're flying tomorrow morning.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25- Flying where?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- South America.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- South America.- - Say hello to my folks.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- You're leaving tomorrow? We need you - to look after Schwarzenegger.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35- Sorry. Not this time.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Your Katherine Jenkins poster - is in the cupboard.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Sorry about the Sellotape!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Remember to set your alarms - for the morning.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48- Marianne!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Come on, Maz - the clock is ticking.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52- Come on, Maz - the clock is ticking.- - I do realize that, Dan.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Thank you.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59- Maz, come on!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- On my way. Right beside you.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones

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