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0:00:10 > 0:00:14- "Daniel Who?"
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Hello, everyone.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- I'm Daniel Glyn and I'm famous.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Sorry, I'll try again. I'm Daniel - Glyn and I'm a famous Welsh speaker.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- No, it's rubbish.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Do you know what being a famous - Welsh speaker means? Three things.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- One, I'm skint. - Two, no-one knows who I am.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Three, the people who do - think I'm a bell-end.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- That's completely true.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Being a famous Welsh speaker - on Welsh TV...
0:00:50 > 0:00:55- ..means you have less chance - of being allowed into a nightclub.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Completely true.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- I tried to get into Clwb Ifor Bach.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- "Yeah, fine, yeah, fine, not you." - "Don't you know who I am?"
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- "I know exactly who you are - - piss off, bell-end!"
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- I'd have to deny the fact - that I was on TV.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- "You're the bell-end off TV."
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- "No, it's not me - honest."
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- "I've definitely seen you on TV." - "On Crimewatch!"
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- "Reconstruction? - You're still an actor."
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- "No, CCTV - I did it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- "I'm an arsonist."
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- He said, "Oh, yeah, come in.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- "No smoking, OK?"
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- The Dechrau Canu presenters - had to deny who they were too.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Every time they did it, they'd - hear a cock crowing three times.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Here's how rubbish - being a famous Welsh speaker is.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Remember the Cwpwrdd Dillad series? - Cwpwrdd Dillad!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- On Cwpwrdd Dillad, - they'd look through your wardrobe...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- ..and delve through - your cool clothes.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- They recorded 15 series of Cwpwrdd - Dillad - three celebs each week.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- They never phoned me up.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Apart from the final series.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- "Hello, we're filming - the final series of Cwpwrdd Dillad."
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- "God, you must be desperate."
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- "Yes, do you have - Meic Stevens' number?"
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- I was gutted.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- I want to be famous like - those people off MTV's The Valleys.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- They're off their heads.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- They film MTV's The Valleys - down here in Cardiff.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- On the way over here, I stopped - and peered through the letterbox.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- All I could see were - Jaeger bombs, spunk and mascara.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Although I don't think - that's their real names.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- They're nicknames.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- They're nuts but not as nuts - as Caroline Street in Cardiff.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- I don't want to sound villagist - but everyone knows about Chip Alley.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- At the end of an international - match day, you buy your chips there.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- Grease everywhere. I had a spot - of bother there a few years ago.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- There was a crew there - who wanted to smash my head in.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- You know how girls are - when they're pissed.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I was rather scared - wondering how I'd escape.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Thank goodness, a car drove past.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- I grabbed the bumper and slid down - Caroline Street on the chip fat.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- A mad mob were chasing me - so I lit a match and whoosh.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- They've tried to make - Caroline Street posh.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- There's a Thai restaurant - on Caroline Street.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Thai food on Caroline Street.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- No, 'tai cyngor' (council house) - food on Caroline Street.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- That's what's meant to happen.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- As I said, - I'm a famous Welsh speaker.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I used to be a children's TV - presenter. That messed me up.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- It affected my sex life - to be honest.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- There was a phone-in - computer competition.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- People would steer a little - character up, down, left and right.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- It affected my sex life.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- I'd be having sex... "Up, up, - right, right, left, left, shoot!"
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- It just messed me up completely.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- I had to stop.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- I think being a famous Welsh speaker - pushed me over the edge.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- I had alcohol and drug problems.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- I'm not the first Children's - TV presenter to have this problem.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Syr Wynff and Plwmsan were arrested - for skinning up marijuana.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- They used to use Rizlas, - large and small!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Yes, I realized I had a problem - with alcohol and drugs.
0:04:49 > 0:04:56- In Cardiff, there's a Welsh-language - Alcoholics Anonymous.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Alcoholics Anonymous in Welsh.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- The least anonymous thing - in the world.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- You walk in. "Hey, hiya!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07- "How's it going?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- "Well, well, you look so sober - on Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- "Well, well."
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- I tried Narcotics Anonymous - because I smoked weed all day long.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- I was in such a state, - I weed myself.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- It was odd. I felt embarrassed - because I only smoked weed.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- People there had far more - serious problems.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- "No, you don't understand. - Marijuana is an opiate.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- "It's like heroin - but heroin's effects last longer."
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- It got me thinking - heroin - sounded like a far better drug!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Ooh!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- No, no, no, it's not funny actually.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- People there had serious problems.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- One person had injected - so much heroin...
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- ..they had no visible veins - left on their body.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I asked, "Do you inject it - into your cock now?"
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- She wasn't impressed with that.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- I had to clean up my act.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Cleaning up also meant - I improved my hygiene.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- My jokes aren't - the only cheesy things.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24- When my missus called me Dairylea - Dan, I had to sort myself out.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- They tried a Welsh-language - Childline in Cardiff. That failed.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- A kid would phone up, - "My father hits me."
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- "What's your name?" "Noa Glyn."
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- "I know your father well. - Hell of a good lad.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- "I've heard all about you. - You deserve everything you get."
0:06:46 > 0:06:53- So, yeah. My drinking problem - started when I went to Bangor.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Here in Cardiff, we use the word - 'lush' to describe something nice.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- A girl's lush, food's lush.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- It means something different - in Bangor.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- On my first day in Bangor, - I went to the Globe pub...
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- ..and Sion Specs, a lifelong drunk, - was sat in the corner.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- A girl said, - "That's Sion Specs, he's a lush.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- I thought, "You have low standards - here. Good God."
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I became friends with Sion Specs - but I think I made him worse.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- He came out of the toilet once - having vomited blood over himself.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- "Dan, Dan, I have a problem." - "What's wrong?"
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- "I'm a lush." - I said, "You're not, you know.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- "To be honest, - you're a bit of a minger."
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- "No, I'm a lush. - I've been a lush since I was 15."
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- "Don't be so arrogant, - you're not a lush.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- "Let me buy you a drink, - everything will be OK."
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- I spent three years with Sion Specs. - After three years, I was a lush too.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01- His name was Sion Specs. His name - was Sion and he wore Specs.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- That's how we roll in Wales.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- We had a college reunion - where I caught up with Elwyn.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Elwyn's a headmaster now. - I told him he'd done really well.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- "Yes, my wild college days, everyone - called me names. That's behind me."
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Another mate went past and shouted, - "Elwyn Twat - wahey!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- "Elwyn Twat!"
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- He phones me up sometimes. - "Hiya, Elwyn here." "Which Elwyn?"
0:08:32 > 0:08:38- "Elwyn Jones." "I know more than - one Elwyn Jones. Be more specific."
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- "Elwyn Twat!"
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Elwyn Twat.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- I was in college - with a lot of evangelists.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Evangelists are the bravest people - in the world.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- They have their own tent - in the Eisteddfod.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- It's next to Maes B - - the most unevangelical place there.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights - in the wilderness.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Do you know what the evangelists - call that? Club 18-30.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Jesus wouldn't last one shift - in the evangelists' tent.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- They put up with loads of abuse, - over and over.
0:09:17 > 0:09:23- People ask for a Pot Noodle, burger, - five loaves and two fish, please!
0:09:23 > 0:09:29- I bet they add some Holy Spirit - into the Pot Noodle. I bet they do.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- They come, all ye faithful!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Most definitely.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- I wanted to clean up my act. - I wanted to recover.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Anyone here thinking - of having children?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- If you are, listen to this sound.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Wargh! - That's not the babies - that's you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- "Can we go out?" "We can't, - we have a baby." "Wargh!"
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- "Let's go and travel for a whole - month." "We have a baby." "Wargh!"
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- I was present - at my children's births.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- It was a rather strange experience.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I felt I was in the way.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Like being in a game of Twister for - six people and I was the seventh.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- I didn't know where to go.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- To encourage men - to be there at the birth...
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- ..it looks boring but they provide - drugs - gas and air.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- How many men have tried gas and air?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Good shit, man.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Gas and air. It's very strong.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- It sounds so innocuous. Gas and air.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- It's like calling heroin - needlecraft and foil.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Gas and air is nitrous oxide.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Another name for gas and air - and nitrous oxide - laughing gas.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- A dangerous thing to give me - in that situation.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Women complain that men don't - know how painful childbirth is.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- You always give us the same example.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Imagine having to shit out - a watermelon. So I tried it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- It does hurt but not as much as - stuffing it up in the first place.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22- That hurts!
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Women are so brave, - lying there with your legs open...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- ..complaining that you want to get - it all over and done with.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Nine months later, you have a baby!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- It's incredible, incredible.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I was on laughing gas - before I was kicked out.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46- I went down to the hospital radio - after my wife'd had an epidural.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- I asked them to play Catatonia's - Dead From the Waist Down.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- That didn't go down well.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- I have a three-year-old son.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- I took photos of him - and texted them to his grandmother.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04- Nice to have someone in the house - with a smaller willy than mine.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Took a photo - and texted it to his gran.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- And one of his willy. She loved it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- His willy's smaller than mine.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Everything will change - when he's 5... cms.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Everything will change.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- I've been teaching my son - to wee standing up.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- I've become lazy - and started weeing sitting down.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Ironically, - I poo when I'm standing up.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- It balances itself out.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- I was showing him - how to wee standing up.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- "You have to stand up when you wee."
0:12:39 > 0:12:45- He's young. He's not 45 - with prostate problems.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- His goes straight down while - mine is more of a sprinkler system.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- My missus comes in and says, - "What's all this mess?"
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- "Noa doesn't know what he's doing."
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- "How come his hair is wet?" - She can't work it out.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Can't work it out.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- It's a pleasure getting this - off my chest.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Anyone know the last time - I performed here?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- I have no idea.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18- But I'll remember tonight. - Thanks for listening. Goodnight.
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0:13:39 > 0:13:43- "Not Fitting In"
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Evenin'.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- It's a pleasure doing gigs - in the Welsh language.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- I've been gigging in England.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- I come on and say, - "Hi, I'm Rhodri Rhys. I'm Welsh."
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- They all go, "Meh!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- "Meh!"
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- When was the last time - you had a girlfriend...
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- ..you could shag on Saturday, - eat on Sunday and wear on Monday?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- You think that's a good idea.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- It's a pleasure to be here. - I'm Rhodri Rhys from London.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- I moved to London when I was seven.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- With Mam and Dad, of course.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I didn't want to starve.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- I've never fitted-in in London.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- I moved there when I was seven - and I never fitted-in.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- I landed in London - - "Hello, I'm Rhodri, who are you?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- "Are you alright, are you good?"
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- They looked at me - - "Bleedin' hell, it's a Taff.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- "It's a bleedin' Taff.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- "It's a bleedin' Taff."
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- I had to change.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- After a week, I was a Cockney.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- One week and five fights.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- I spoke like them.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- "Awight, Gary.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- "You gonna the footie? - I'll bring Shirley, she's a goer."
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- Then I went to Bristol University. - I didn't fit in.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Bristol's posh. - I turned up as a Cockney.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- "Awight, awight? - Oright! Yeah, luvly.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- "Luvly."
0:15:33 > 0:15:39- They looked at me - - "Good Lord. What the hell is that?"
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- After one week and five fights...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- ..I sounded like them.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- "Hi, Toby, how are you?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- "Are you going to the rugger?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- "I'll bring Charlotte - - she's lovely."
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Now I live in London - with my wife and three girls.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- They speak London English.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- I greet them in the morning - speaking Welsh.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- "Good morning, how are you all?"
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- "Oh, my days, - he's speaking some crazy lingah!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- "He is some crusty mo-fo."
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- After five fights... - I speak English.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I never fit in.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- I didn't fit in - when I went on holidays as a child.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- All my London friends - used to go away.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- "My father's got a villa for August. - Going to a villa in Provence.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- "Where are you going?"
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- "Tregaron."
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- It was always great in Tregaron - but every time I went, it rained.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- People'd say, "You should have been - here last week. It was lovely.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- "Tregaron looked like Florence.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- "The bridge over the Brenig - was like Ponte Vecchio.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- "The square was like a piazza.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- "Henry Richard looked like David.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- "Fully dressed of course."
0:17:20 > 0:17:21- I enjoyed my holiday.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I loved watching English tourists - pony trekking.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Full of enthusiasm and confidence.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- On the horses - "Oh, we're going - up the Cambrian Mountains.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- "We're going to go off piste.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- "We'll be galloping."
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- The horse replies, - "No, you bloody won't.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- "I'm going up the mountain - and I'm coming down the mountain.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- "I'm not going anywhere else."
0:17:47 > 0:17:52- Off they went - "Let's go - over there, let's go over there."
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- "Bugger off. I'm going up or down.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- "If you want to go - to Strata Florida, walk!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- When they came back on rainy days...
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- ..it was like the retreat - from the Somme.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- I live with my wife - and three daughters.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- I don't fit in there.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- My wife is cleverer than me.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- My father gave me some advice.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- "When you get married, make sure - she's cleverer than you...
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- "..she has longer legs than you, - more money than you...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- "..and a better job than you."
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- I remember bonding with my father - - "Thanks for that advice."
0:18:38 > 0:18:43- He spoilt it by saying - "For you, - that leaves plenty of choice."
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Thanks!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- I'm not in my wife's good books - right now.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- I smacked her.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Oh, yeah.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- She was asking for it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- It was an accident. - She was asking for it.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11- She'd asked for it because - she's a black-belt kickboxer...
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- ..and a black-belt in kung fu.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- She went to a tojo - for a week and then came home.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- "My teacher has told me - to ask you to hit me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- "I'm so good at this, I'm going - to stop you. Try and hit me."
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- "I'm going to hit you?" "Yes, - but watch out, I'm a black-belt."
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- "I'm going to hit you?" - "Yes, any time."
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- So I did.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- She flew.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- She said she wasn't ready.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- She was drinking coffee - with her mother.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- There was a lot - of collateral damage.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- She was in a competition a month ago - and she got kicked in the nose.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Do you know what happens - when you're kicked in the nose?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Your nose breaks. What else?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- You've had it a few times - by the looks of you.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- You get a black eye.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- She came home from the competition - and went straight to bed.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- I woke up in the morning...
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- ..turned to look at her - and she looked like a panda.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- No sex, eating bamboo.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- She wasn't eating bamboo.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Where do you find bamboo?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- She had two black eyes.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- So I thought, - "I'll have some fun here."
0:20:46 > 0:20:53- For the first time ever, I walked to - school with my wife and daughters.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- I was on the yard. The teachers - looked at her and looked at me.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- The parents looked at me - and looked at her.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- I said, "She doesn't listen."
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- That is true!
0:21:10 > 0:21:16- As I said, I have three daughters. - Anyone else have daughters?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- I know you have - you're my sister!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Everyone else, "No, nothing here. - Move on, move on."
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- There's you and my sister.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- I have three daughters, - three daughters, three daughters.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- I'm not looking forward - to the teenage years.
0:21:43 > 0:21:50- My eldest, she's eight - "Daddy, - I love you, I love you, I love you."
0:21:50 > 0:21:55- I said, - "You won't love me when you're 16.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- "You'll hate me."
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- "No, I'll always love you. - I'll always love you."
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- So I bet her...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- I bet her 100.
0:22:08 > 0:22:15- It'll be a laugh when she's 16 - shouting, "I hate you, I hate you."
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- "Yeah, but you owe me 100."
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- It's been a pleasure talking to you. - I'm Rhodri Rhys. Cheerio.
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