Episode 1

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0:00:06 > 0:00:07Yippee! Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Oh, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:19 > 0:00:21This is Hole In The Wall.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Please welcome your brand-new host, a man who proves walls

0:00:24 > 0:00:28don't just have ears, they have Antons! It's Anton Du Beke!

0:00:28 > 0:00:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Good evening, wall lovers, and welcome to a new series

0:00:52 > 0:00:56of Hole In The Wall, with me, new host, Anton Du Beke!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:05Tonight, a dazzling array of celebrities will bend, twist and mould their pristine bodies

0:01:05 > 0:01:10into all manner of shapes, in order to get through our walls and win £10,000 for charity.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15As we speak, they're warming up, or to be precise, trembling with fear.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19But waiting to go into battle in their traditional, top-of-the-range, silver suits

0:01:19 > 0:01:22are our brand-new team captains. Do you want to meet them?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24ALL: Yes!

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Please welcome our spandex duo, rugby legend Austin Healey

0:01:29 > 0:01:32and East End King of the Jungle Joe Swash!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Nice to see you! - CHEERING CONTINUES

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Lovely to see you... Oh, dear.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Did you like that? That was just for you, that was.- Oh, I'm honoured.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- That was very artistic. - I thought it was very elegant. - More dying swan than Swan Lake,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10if I'm honest, but there you are.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- He's heavier than he looks, you know.- I tell you.- Ooh...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Time to meet the teams now in all their glory.

0:02:17 > 0:02:23Joining Austin tonight, supermodel Sophie Anderton and EastEnders' Nasty Nick, John Altman!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:30 > 0:02:36On Joe's team, Radio One's Comedy Dave and television presenter Anne Diamond!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Well done. Well done.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Marvellous. Well done.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Well, here's how it works. The aim for our celebrities is to get through a hole

0:02:57 > 0:03:02- in a rapidly moving wall.- Yippee! - If they don't, they'll come to a very wet end in our freezing pool.

0:03:02 > 0:03:08It's so cold, it'll give you frostbite in places you really don't want to get frostbite.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11The walls get more difficult over five rounds as our teams

0:03:11 > 0:03:15battle it out to face the one that shows no mercy.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's the Great Wall!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19ALL: Ooh!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's a frightening prospect.

0:03:23 > 0:03:29- But the team that defeats the Great Wall...- Ooh!

0:03:29 > 0:03:35I love it! ..will leave with £10,000 for a charity of their choice.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Let's play Hole In The Wall!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39CHEERING

0:03:43 > 0:03:45First out of the trap tonight is Solo Wall.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50One team member faces a wall with one hole for the honour of earning ten points.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Blue team will start tonight. Austin, my dear, it's you up first.

0:03:54 > 0:04:00- Who's going to be chosen from your team?- Ladies first.- Ladies first. Sophie.- OK. OK.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Are you ready to get in shape?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Er, it depends what the shape is.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Well... Step up to the play area, you're about to find out.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bring on the wall!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Make sure you're in the middle!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Stay in the middle! - AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28You've got it! You've got it!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- You've got it! - SHE SHRIEKS

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Yeah!- Yippee!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Gorgeous. How elegant was she?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Like a little crane, she was. Jonathan,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44talk us through that beauty.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Well, Anton, Sophie prepares for our first wall

0:04:47 > 0:04:52like a mouse taking on a herd of buffalo. Big mistake.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55But with perfectly positioned limbs,

0:04:55 > 0:04:56and a quick wiggle of the hips,

0:04:56 > 0:05:00she shows a natural wall talent that anyone would be proud of.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03From a terrified beginning, she gives the Blues a brilliant start.

0:05:03 > 0:05:10I didn't know what to expect. As it gets closer to you, you're like, "Oh, dear God, where to go?"

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Forward, generally speaking. But you were fabulous.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- And maximum points. Ten points! - Yes, well done.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Not a bad start. Who's got what it takes from your team?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I wanna go with Dave. Dave looks like he wants to have a go.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Go, Davy!

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- Comedy Dave.- Any time.- Are you ready to get into shape?- I am ready, yes.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- All right. Step up to the play area. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Bring on the wall!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Three, two, one!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yeah!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yippee! Oh, yeah!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10MUSIC: "Rocket Man" by Elton John

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm overwhelmed!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Jonathan, how good was that?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Impressive start, Anton.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Joe and Anne are on the sideline

0:06:18 > 0:06:22showing Dave how to prepare to launch himself through the human rocket wall.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26But, Houston, we have a problem, as Dave can't get his back leg high enough for blast-off.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29At the final second, he defies gravity

0:06:29 > 0:06:31to pull his leg up and over the wall, and despite

0:06:31 > 0:06:34crashing back down to earth, he avoids the emergency landing

0:06:34 > 0:06:36and sends his team into orbit.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Dave, brilliant! How did that feel?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I don't really know. I'm not entirely sure how I did it.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Because I saw the shape and I thought, "That looks nothing like me."

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Even when I went through it, it looked nothing like me. Anyway, one each.- I think you were marvellous.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Thank you.- What do you think? - He fell over.- He did.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Less points for that, I reckon.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Oh, give over! - He's nasty in real life, isn't he?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Give him eight. - He's really mean, isn't he? Well,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I thought it was perfect, so ten points!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well, at the end of Solo Wall,

0:07:10 > 0:07:14the scores on the floor are neck and neck.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ten points each!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24So all-square at the moment, but who will prevail at the end

0:07:24 > 0:07:29and face the big one, the tantalising Great Wall?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33ALL: Ooh!

0:07:33 > 0:07:39I love that! Maybe we'll get a clue in round two. It's Captain's Mate!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42CHEERING

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Well, this is a round for two players, a captain and a team-mate.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Together, they have to find a way through a hole whilst trying to remain friends.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58And, captains, you're going to be blindfolded.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Oh, good! - Now, if you are successful, I'll give you 20 points.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07But if you fail, I'll give you a towel. I think that's a fair swap.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Yeah.- So, Austin, it's you and John.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Austin, I'd like you...

0:08:17 > 0:08:20..to pop these on, please!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- All right. Are you both ready to get in shape?- Oh, this is stupid.

0:08:26 > 0:08:32John, would you be so kind as to lead your captain to the play area?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Take it steady now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:38 > 0:08:39On the mat.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43And bring on the wall!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55You've got no chance!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ooh, no!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08MUSIC: "Sight For Sore Eyes" by M People

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Jonathan, tell us where they went wrong.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Well, Anton, Nasty Nick has the chance to

0:09:13 > 0:09:17reinvent himself as Nice John for this and he does the virtuous thing,

0:09:17 > 0:09:19as he positions his blindfolded captain

0:09:19 > 0:09:22out of danger. The arms are right, but the legs are wrong

0:09:22 > 0:09:25and old habits die hard as Nasty Nick looks after number one,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27sending Austin to the Queen Vic for a drink.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Water for one please, barman!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33And to top it all, Anton, you got a nice cold shower.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Do we not get anything for that? - Well, I was going to give you ten points,

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- but I'm only going to give you five, because you got me wet. - SOPHIE: That's not fair.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50- What were you thinking? - Well, there's a swimming pool there. - Oh, leave off!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You shouldn't have been standing so close.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Five points! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Joe.- Yes.- It's you and lovely Anne.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Lovely. Let's get this done.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07- The dream team.- It's the dream team.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Pop those on, would you, my love?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Can I just say sorry now?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- I'll really try...- You'll be great. - ..and describe the impossible. - All you've got to do...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- is put him in the shape. - Right. Hold me hand.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- I've got your hand. - Good luck.- Let's go, Anne!- OK,

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- are you both ready to get in shape?- Let's do this! - All right. Step up to the play area.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Right, move forward. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Right, you're in the middle.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33- There's the edge.- Right.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36And bring on the wall!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43OK, you're just looking at me, like you are now.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46And then lean a little bit forward towards me... Go back.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Lean a little bit forward towards me.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51And I'm going to go... Just stay like that...

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh! Oh, no!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58You were doing it fine!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01We nearly did it.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04LAUGHTER

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Jonathan, show us what happened.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, it wasn't pretty, Anton.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09The cheeky bottom-pincher

0:11:09 > 0:11:13hole was completely lost on this Diamond and a geezer.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15With Joe blindfolded and facing the wrong way,

0:11:15 > 0:11:16he was a step too far from dry land.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Anne was meant to be

0:11:17 > 0:11:19giving Joe's bottom a playful squeeze,

0:11:19 > 0:11:24but Joe got more than that and he ends up in the arms of the pool.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Anne, you lined him up wrong, love.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Did I?! It was all right. - You did! You went in the solid bit.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You're supposed to line him up with the hole.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- It's just a technicality. - Ever so near.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39We try to adhere by it. Well, it wasn't a bad effort and, for you...

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- It wasn't bad...- ..five points. - Thank you.- Five points!- Well done.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50So the scores on the floor at the end of that round are...

0:11:50 > 0:11:51level pegging.

0:11:51 > 0:11:5315 points each!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Ooh!

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Well, remember there's £10,000 for charity on offer, but first, it's time for round three.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04It's Team Wall.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Come on, team! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:09 > 0:12:13As its name suggests, this is a round for the whole team.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Three players take on one wall.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Not easy, but then not as difficult as one player taking on three walls.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23If they shape up and get through, they'll win 30 points.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26ALL: Ooh!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Save the "oohs" for the Great Wall.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33So lots to play for in this round. Austin, are you ready to get in shape?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Yes!- Yeah. - Step up to the play area, team.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Right, so...- Do you want to go in the middle?- Yeah. Come on...

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Here we go.- All together now and...

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Bring on the wall!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Sit down! Sit down!

0:13:08 > 0:13:09No!

0:13:19 > 0:13:25That was gorgeous! Sophie, you're really bendy!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Austin, you're not quite so bendy.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Jonathan, let's see that one again.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Here we go then, Anton, with Sophie taking

0:13:35 > 0:13:38the driving seat of the human train wall.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40She has no trouble bending herself

0:13:40 > 0:13:43in all the right places, while John contorts himself

0:13:43 > 0:13:45into a safe hiding position behind her.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's Austin who derails the blue train with his wild arms.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51A premature celebration and a one-way ticket to Waterloo.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55I don't believe that. I had my legs in the right position and everything.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- It was the rest of your body that was a problem.- Well, yes...

0:13:57 > 0:14:00John, eh? A gymnast in the making!

0:14:00 > 0:14:05I don't know what happened there. I'm sure my legs were in the wrong position.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- I thought it was rather good.- Two of them got through.- Five points each.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13- Ten points!- Five each?!- Five each.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16That's fair... THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:14:16 > 0:14:18We've had a good day, don't spoil it.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- I'll set Nick on you. - I thought it was 20 points.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Did you?- Mm. OK.- Oh, sorry.

0:14:24 > 0:14:30- Joe.- Yes.- You're the captain. What words of wisdom are you going to have for your team?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32All right, team, words of wisdom.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Don't do what they done, all right? - "Don't do what they done!"- Done! - Nice. All right.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41You can put them in any order you like. Are you ready to get in shape?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Yes!- Yes!- Yes.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Step up to the play area!- Let's go!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:49 > 0:14:50We can do this.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53And...

0:14:53 > 0:14:56bring on the wall!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07They're going in!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10ANNE SCREAMS

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, no!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16No!

0:15:17 > 0:15:23MUSIC: "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac

0:15:23 > 0:15:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- That was terrible! - We got through the shapes.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- You went through the wall! That's different.- The wall went over us.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- It weren't our fault. - Jonathan, what happened?

0:15:43 > 0:15:44I'm so confused.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47They WERE confused about

0:15:47 > 0:15:48the sign-post wall. The team should all be

0:15:48 > 0:15:51balancing on one leg with their other limbs

0:15:51 > 0:15:53filling the gaps. But Joe picks Anne up,

0:15:53 > 0:15:56giving her the shock of her life. Just look at her face.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Dave doesn't know what he can do to help them and the entire team

0:15:59 > 0:16:02stay together, but end up flattening the wall.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03What do you think? Any good?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05CHEERING Come on! We made the shape,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- didn't we?- No! - Did we make the shape?- No!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10CHEERING CONTINUES

0:16:10 > 0:16:14They've spoken. You've got to give us extra points now.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15I'm going to give you,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- for the team-work that you showed... - Yeah.- I'm going to give you

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- five points!- Five points?! CHEERING

0:16:21 > 0:16:24All right! At the end of that round,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26the scores on the floor are...

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Oh, somehow! ..Joe, 20 points.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32And Austin's team 25!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41OK, you big drips.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Time to pit your wits against the might of Wonder Wall.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:49 > 0:16:52In this round, a question and two answers are written on the wall.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Behind the right answer is a hole.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Behind the wrong answer... well, it's solid wall.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Two players face it and if they choose the right answer,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02they'll sail through and bag

0:17:02 > 0:17:08- 20 whole points.- Ooh!- You could do with that as well, if I'm honest.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, let's hope they're not as thick as the wall.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- FAINT LAUGHTER - I don't know why

0:17:13 > 0:17:14I was drawn to you when I said that.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18All right, Joe, you're trailing, so it's you up first.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Who's got the privilege of going in your team?

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Right, after the experience we had last time, I'll let you two go!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- You and me then. - Step up to the play area.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:32 > 0:17:34And...bring on the wall!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Three chickens, seven goats, how many legs?

0:17:42 > 0:17:47- 34 or 36?- Chickens is six. Seven goats...- They've got 24.

0:17:47 > 0:17:52- Don't listen to him!- 24!- It's 36. 36!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, no!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Oh!- Who said he was Nasty Nick? - Ever the gentleman.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Nasty Nick!- Where did that come from?- Where did that come from?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26I thought he was going to give me the kiss of life then.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- I'm trying to work it out. What was it? Three chickens and seven goats. - Well, what did you go for?

0:18:30 > 0:18:36- Six times four plus six.- I think it's time for Jonathan to give us a maths lesson.- I still don't know.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39This is simple farmyard arithmetic,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41but they don't have enough fingers between them

0:18:41 > 0:18:44and Joe's head scratching doesn't give them much more of a clue.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Seven goats have four legs each and three chickens have two legs each.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50So that's 28 goats legs and six chicken legs. Mmm, tasty.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53That equals 34 legs. Legs, Dave!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Nobody mentioned wings. Ouch!

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Well, it was a reasonable effort.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09No points!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Austin, who are the Masterminds on your team?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Well, I think it's time for beauty and the beast...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23To get wet!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25..to have a go together.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30- Are you ready to get in shape? - Yes, indeed.- Yes.- All right.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Step up to the play area.- OK. - Come on, team!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Hey!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46And bring on the wall!

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Added together, how many letters in the capital cities of Scotland

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- and Wales, 16 or 17?- Oh, God!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- It's coming!- 17!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Oh, no!

0:20:08 > 0:20:12MUSIC: "Bad" by Michael Jackson

0:20:16 > 0:20:18ANTON LAUGHS

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Do we want to see that again? - ALL: Yeah!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Jonathan, show us again.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Here it is. Just look at Sophie

0:20:30 > 0:20:33in absolute shock. While John gets scientific, using his knuckles

0:20:33 > 0:20:37as an impromptu abacus. But ultimately, it's Austin's sideline advice

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- that sends his team-mates to an answer.- 17!

0:20:39 > 0:20:43The capital city of Scotland is Edinburgh, with nine letters, the capital of Wales is Cardiff.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46It's seven letters, giving us the answer of 16.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48They showed British spirit by holding hands in a valiant

0:20:48 > 0:20:52show of unity, but ended up taking one for Queen and country.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Who said 17? Was it one of you lot?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I, I...

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Was it? Was it you?! - I'm afraid it was your captain.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I spelt Edinburgh wrong.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- CHEERING - No points!

0:21:15 > 0:21:19So as Wonder Wall returns to its day job as Professor of Rocket Science at Cambridge University,

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I can tell you that the scores on the floor are...

0:21:22 > 0:21:24..Joe's team has 20.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27But Austin's in the lead with 25!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Well done, team.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Right, now it's time for a round with a sting in its tail. A round I like to call Anton's...

0:21:41 > 0:21:45ALL: Ooh!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- ..Twist. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:55 > 0:22:00Anton's Twist, so-called because I, Anton, have invented walls with a twist.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Cunning name.- Thank you very much.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06The teams have to pull out all the stops to get through these twisted walls,

0:22:06 > 0:22:10but if they do, they'll be rewarded with a whopping 30 points!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13All Ooh!

0:22:13 > 0:22:19Joe, you're trailing, so for you, it's a wall for the whole team.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22But the twist is that one of you won't be able to hear,

0:22:22 > 0:22:27one of you won't be able to see and one of you won't be able to speak.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Brilliant.- So...

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- That's an evil one. - That's an evil one.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Joe, you wore them so beautifully earlier, I think you can wear them again. These are for you.- Thank you.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Dave, these are for you.- Thank you very much.- They're earmuffs.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Oh, well done.- Thanks.- And, Anne,

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- you can wear a gag.- Oh...thank you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50I'm sorry about this. I won't be able to say anything.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yes! - Mmm.- Pardon?- Sorry?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Pardon?- Step up to the play area.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Come on, team!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Dave, you need to do the talking, all right?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- I can't hear you.- Oh, what?! LAUGHTER

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Mmm...

0:23:16 > 0:23:18And bring on the wall!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Sit down, sit down.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29OK...

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Ready?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36CHEERING

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Yippee! Woo-hoo!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41MUSIC: "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Well done! We did it!- Yeah!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Jonathan, sort this mess out for me, would you?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Hand me a broom and I will!

0:23:49 > 0:23:51This was a mess for the red team.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52They should be standing, kneeling

0:23:52 > 0:23:54and curling in a line, but Joe and Dave

0:23:54 > 0:23:56are facing the wrong way

0:23:56 > 0:23:57and Joe takes a chunk out of

0:23:57 > 0:23:59the wall with his stray arm.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Anne's the only one making the correct shape.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03And although they all remain dry, it's nothing to be proud of.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- We done well. It was a good effort. - I think you're right about the 25.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- I think that's fair. Yeah.- 27 and a half.- Well, just because Dave said so,

0:24:14 > 0:24:1515 points!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20That's all right. That puts us level.

0:24:20 > 0:24:26Well, another team wall, but this time, all three of you will be joined together...

0:24:26 > 0:24:30with these. Ooh-hoo-hoo!

0:24:30 > 0:24:31ALL: Ooh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Who goes where?- Interesting. - If you could just

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- pop these on.- OK. What order do we go in?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Friends forever. - Shall I go in the middle?

0:24:40 > 0:24:46As you've probably realised, they all have to make the shape, but if one goes in, they all go in.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- We ain't going in. - Are you ready to get in shape, team?

0:24:50 > 0:24:55- No!- Ah, yes, sir.- Yes, we are, Anton.- Yes.- OK, step up to the play area.- Come on, team!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Right, come on.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07And bring on the wall!

0:25:12 > 0:25:13You're on your...

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- back foot. Turn round. - You're going in!

0:25:16 > 0:25:17- Hands up.- OK.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Yippee!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Don't slip, don't slip!

0:25:30 > 0:25:36MUSIC: "Don't Upset The Rhythm" by Noisettes

0:25:36 > 0:25:40That takes team bonding to a whole new level, I reckon.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Marvellous. It was a bit close the eyes and, "Oh, God!"

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Jonathan, what do you think of that?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Anton, Sophie's the envy of the female population,

0:25:49 > 0:25:53if she gets up close and personal with John and Austin.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54The three players

0:25:54 > 0:25:56did form a human concertina, not far off,

0:25:56 > 0:25:58with John so confident, he gives a little wave

0:25:58 > 0:26:00to the wall as it passes. The only thing missing

0:26:00 > 0:26:03from this tangled trio shape is the raised ankle.

0:26:03 > 0:26:09But credit to them, they escaped the handcuffs hole like Harry Houdini.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Well, that wasn't a completely perfect shape, but...

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- The ankles weren't perfect.- We didn't point our toes.- Well, I...

0:26:17 > 0:26:24I think the dexterity of the back leg wasn't quite there, so I'm going to take five away. 25 points!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well done. Well, more wicked walls next time.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I'm already working on some particularly nasty ideas.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33But at the end of that round,

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Joe has 35 points. But with 50 points and controlling

0:26:37 > 0:26:39the Great Wall today, it's Austin's team!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Well done, team. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Yes, be afraid, be very afraid.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55It's time for Nightmare On Hole In The Wall Street.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56It's the Great Wall.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00The Great Wall is a super-speed wall for three players that they

0:27:00 > 0:27:04have to all get through to win £10,000 for charity.

0:27:04 > 0:27:09But it could be a real toughie. Or it might be a simple sweetie. So,

0:27:09 > 0:27:13Austin, you can play or you can pass the Great Wall.

0:27:13 > 0:27:20But if you do face it and fail, the £10,000 automatically goes to Joe's team. So what's it to be?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- We're going to play. - You're going to play!- Come on!

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- Well, I like your style. - You know it's a hard one, don't you?

0:27:27 > 0:27:32I like your style. Sophie's going, "I can't believe he said that."

0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yeah. - I am.- Good.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- Well, step up to the play area, team.- Come on, team.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Well, this is it. Bring on the Great Wall!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59I'll dive through that...

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- JOE: Someone's gonna mess up! - Jump! Jump...

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Oh! Oh, no!

0:28:14 > 0:28:19Jonathan, what a disaster! What happened?

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Disaster indeed, Anton.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24A classic case of over-confidence.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26The luck of the draw gave the Blues an easy wall

0:28:26 > 0:28:27and Austin can't believe his luck,

0:28:27 > 0:28:29dancing a merry jig. It's one hole each

0:28:29 > 0:28:30for the players.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32This is where it all went wrong.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- I'll dive through that.- OK.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Austin and Sophie breeze through, but it's not so easy for Nasty Nick.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40He may have left Albert Square, but the delay in leaving this one

0:28:40 > 0:28:43hands the victory to Joe.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48When we were stood on there, John said,

0:28:48 > 0:28:53"I'll dive through the little hole." Something in my mind went, "Oh, will you? Are you sure, John?"

0:28:53 > 0:28:55- He took it on.- He did.

0:28:55 > 0:29:00- You gave it a go and failed miserably.- True British spirit. - Well done, team. You win.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah!

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Joe, we need to know, who's the £10,000 going to?

0:29:11 > 0:29:14The £10,000 is going to Dave's charity, which is Cancer Research.

0:29:14 > 0:29:19- Yes.- Fantastic.- Fabulous. Well done. Thank you very much indeed.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Well done.- Congratulations.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Commiserations. That's all we've got time for this week,

0:29:27 > 0:29:30but we're already replenishing our stock of walls, holes

0:29:30 > 0:29:34and celebrities ready for another wall-tastic battle next time.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Good night! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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