Episode 10

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Yippee! Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Oh, yeah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:23This is Hole In The Wall.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Please go wild for the wall-friendly

0:00:26 > 0:00:31- and wholesome Anton du Beke. - CHEERING CONTINUES

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Good evening and welcome to Hole In The Wall, the only programme on television

0:00:45 > 0:00:50where the celebrities don't have to wait until the after-show buffet if they fancy a dip.

0:00:50 > 0:00:56And talking of celebrities, we have four having their silver baby grow sprayed on, as we speak.

0:00:56 > 0:01:02But taking them into battle tonight are their glorious leaders, our team captains.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Do you fancy meeting them?- Yes!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Ladies and gentlemen, scrum down and welcome rugby's finest, Austin Healey,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14and East End's diamond geezer, Joe Swash!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- No, no, no. I'm sorting you out. - Thank you very much. Look after lovely Anton.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Now, what a start! The beauty, I reckon you get about,

0:01:46 > 0:01:49oh, I don't know, 9.2, because you've got a nice tuck.

0:01:49 > 0:01:55- And you went a bit, oh, belly flop, so 7.8 for you.- You harsh, harsh! - No, it's all about form, love.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00You lost a bit of form in the air. In this show, captains needs teams like walls need holes.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03So, let's give them a sliding in. On Austin's team tonight,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07supermodel Caprice, and from The Apprentice, Ben Clarke!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:13 > 0:02:16And joining Joe's team - soap star Verity Rushworth,

0:02:16 > 0:02:20and from Homes Under The Hammer, it's Martin Roberts!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:32 > 0:02:38- Well, Caprice, it's lovely to see you.- Thank you. - I've got to say, you look a delight.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Oh, you say all the right things! - Oh, I know!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Verity, what are you like at throwing some shapes? Any good?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I like to think I'm very good Anton, yes.

0:02:48 > 0:02:54- Do you?- And I've got a great team leader to help me.- Oh, exactly! - A hunk on either side!- Yes!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58That's what I like to see - a girl with good taste!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01That's what I like to see - a girl with bad eyesight!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- I'll pay you later. - Here's how it works -

0:03:04 > 0:03:08we take a wall with a hole in it, give it a big shove towards the celebrity,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11who can win points by remaining calm, making the shapes

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- and getting through the hole. - Yippee!- Alternatively,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17they can panic, flap, freak out and go to pieces.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22The chances are, they'll belly-flop into our pool, which, let me tell you, is a bit nippy.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Ooh, yeah! - Ooh!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28The five rounds get harder and harder until one team finds themselves

0:03:28 > 0:03:32slap-bang in the middle of a full-on confrontation with...

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Ooh! ..the Great Wall!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- ALL:- Ooh!

0:03:39 > 0:03:45But there's a massive £10,000 for charity to the team who can master the Great Wall.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- ALL:- Ooh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50So, let's crack on.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Let's play Hole In The Wall!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53CHEERING

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Well, Round One is like basic training.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06One wall and one celebrity come face to face in a solo challenge.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10So, Austin, who has the body-bending talent to cope with this wall?

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Well, I think we should get off to a military start.- Nice.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19And Ben nearly went to Sandhurst! LAUGHTER

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Nearly?- Yes. So, he's nearly a soldier.

0:04:22 > 0:04:28- Very nearly.- So he can nearly go to war with the wall. Come on, Ben! - Come on, Ben!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30CHEERING

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Come on, Ben!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Bring on the wall!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Come on, Ben! Come on, Ben!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yes!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yippee! Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Jonathan, what a start!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's what we call the thigh burner for Ben,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09because to make the full shape, you need to be in the quad squad

0:05:09 > 0:05:11and get down as low as possible.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Ben lines up into the firing line and takes a good position,

0:05:16 > 0:05:20but doesn't thrust himself low enough, so his upper body's exposed

0:05:20 > 0:05:22and it looks like his head's on the chopping block,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24but unlike Sir Alan Sugar, the wall didn't fire him.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Well, I like that. What a fabulous start to the show. Ben - 10 points!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Well done, Ben. CHEERING

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Joe?- Yes? - Who are you going to choose, Joe?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I'm going to choose the lovely Verity to go first.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Come here, my love.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What a captain and a gentleman(!)

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Gentleman? Not sure.- Not sure.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yes! - Step up to the play area.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58CHEERING

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Bring on the wall!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, it's little!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Jump through it!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Jump, jump, jump!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Agh!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh! Oh, no!

0:06:23 > 0:06:28# She's a lady Whoa-oh-oh, she's a lady... #

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Verity... With style, girl!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- That's hard, isn't it? Come on! - It would have been harder if he'd done it, I can tell you!

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- It would have been decimation. - I think I misjudged that.- Come on, give us five points.- Jonathan,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I think she misjudged it as well.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Crikey, Anton, that's what you call total impact!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Verity sees that she's got our tiny cat-flap hole to contend with,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57but it's always the little ones that get you. She crouches,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59ready to pounce through the flap,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01but she's having a little flap of her own.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03She's certainly slight enough to make it,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06but it's a rear-end error from Verity.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09The wall had a nasty sting in its tail and it's Verity's tail bone

0:07:09 > 0:07:13that takes the whack and drags her into the deep.

0:07:13 > 0:07:19Verity, it was very close, but unfortunately, no points.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- I'm sorry. Not even one?- Come on!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, at the end of that round, the scores on the floor are...

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Joe's team - ooh, a big old donut.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30But Austin's team is in the lead, with 10 points!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Next up, it's Round Two, Captain's Mate.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39CHEERING

0:07:44 > 0:07:46In this round, a captain and a celebrity team mate

0:07:46 > 0:07:50can win 20 points, if they both make it a through a wall.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Austin, it's you and lovely... - Scaredy-cat!- ..scaredy-cat Caprice.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Yes.- Are you ready to get in shape?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- You can answer. - Yes! Did that sound convincing?- No.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Step up to the play area. - Come on, Caprice.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06CHEERING

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- OK, are you ready?- Do I get in front?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Bring on the wall!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- It's not a piggyback, you've got to jump through that hole there.- OK.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26I'll jump through it...

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yippee! Woo-hoo!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32# Hit the road, Jack And don't you

0:08:32 > 0:08:33# Come back no more, no more

0:08:33 > 0:08:37# No more, no more Hit the road, Jack... #

0:08:37 > 0:08:38JOE: It was a piggy-back!

0:08:38 > 0:08:39That's a piggy-back shape!

0:08:42 > 0:08:48- That's a piggy-back shape!- I... - It was ducking down.- NO!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- There'd be a shape for her head if it was a piggy back.- Exactly! - I don't want to be

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- a perfectionist, but...- Jonathan, show us what should have happened.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Perfection happened in blue!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Mmm, not quite perfection, Austin.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04This was the hitch-hiker's hole, Anton.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07So, one player had to be the hiker, thumbing for a lift,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09and the other had to play the part of the rucksack.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12That means wrapping yourself round your team-mate.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Austin is fine where he is,

0:09:13 > 0:09:16but Caprice should be clinging to his back. Although she is thankful

0:09:16 > 0:09:19for the simplest of tumbles through the wall, it's not much of a shape.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23The hitch-hiker gets a thumbs-down for taking the easy way out.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Jonathan, we love you! Get in there! - Surprisingly...

0:09:27 > 0:09:32Surprisingly, Jonathan agrees with the red team.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35It should technically have been the rucksack wall.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38But you did make the most of the shape and you did sort of...

0:09:38 > 0:09:42get through the hole, so I'm going to give you half points. Ten points!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Three for that round.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Now...- Yes?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Your mate is Martin.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Martin... Hello, mate. Yes.- We're expecting great things from you two.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00We're going to do better than them. They look like a bunch of Smurfs!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Are you ready to get in shape?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm already in shape, but I'm prepared to go and play.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, step up to the play area.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Come on, Martin! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:20 > 0:10:23And bring on the wall!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32What are we supposed to do, levitate?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34AUSTIN: Too easy!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Oh! Ooh, no!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Highway to the Danger Zone

0:10:47 > 0:10:51# Ride into the Danger Zone... #

0:10:51 > 0:10:55That is impossible! What were we meant to do with that, eh?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Jonathan, was it really that impossible to do?- Yes, it was!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Not impossible, Anton. But our ejector seat wall

0:11:06 > 0:11:09wasn't an easy ride for the Reds. Martin thinks

0:11:09 > 0:11:11he needs to perform magic...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13What are we supposed to do, levitate?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17..while Joe uses his time wisely to practise his take off on the runway.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19They jump in tandem,

0:11:19 > 0:11:22and just look how close they get to making it out safely.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26But the wall has other ideas and even this slight flying shape error

0:11:26 > 0:11:28means they meet the wall in mid-air

0:11:28 > 0:11:30and take half of it into the pool with them.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- You made a fair jump.- Yes.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I'm going to give you two points each for the jump. Four points!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:43 > 0:11:46At the end of Captain's Mate, the scores on the floor

0:11:46 > 0:11:48are - Joe's team,

0:11:48 > 0:11:51four points. But Austin's team is in the lead

0:11:51 > 0:11:53with 20 points!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Don't forget, there's £10,000 for charity for tonight's winning team. But right now,

0:12:02 > 0:12:07it's time for the players to uphold the honour of their teams. It's Team Wall.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08CHEERING

0:12:10 > 0:12:16In this round, it's all about teamwork. Our celebrities have to work together to make it through.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20If they all succeed, I will personally see to it that they get 30 points.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25If they fail, the wall will personally see to it that they get absolutely drenched.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Austin, you are up first.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Are you ready to get in shape, team?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Yep. - ANTON LAUGHS

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Well, step up to the play area.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Come on, team! CHEERING

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Get in the middle... Come on, here we go.- OK.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Bring on the wall!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Caprice, go to that one at the end.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55You all right?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- AUDIENCE:- Oh...

0:12:59 > 0:13:01CHEERING

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yippee! Oh, yeah!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Work! Work! You know you gotta work! Work!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09# I got the goods and I want you

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Put your boots on, baby

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Get to work! Work... #

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Listen, there's wall everywhere. You can't get full points for that.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22- You are just a sore loser! - We took one for the team. - That stung a little bit.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27- That is all I'm saying.- Jonathan, did he take one for the team?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Austin has got some fine team members here. Not a drop of water,

0:13:32 > 0:13:35or even a bead of sweat on them as the wall approaches, with three

0:13:35 > 0:13:37positions for them to contort into.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Caprice makes her hole look like the classic Marilyn Monroe pose.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ben is not quite such a natural,

0:13:44 > 0:13:47but looks like he has got Marilyn's heels on as he teeters around.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Austin takes on the trickiest hole and tries to execute

0:13:50 > 0:13:53a yoga position, rather than do a far easier quick hop.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55He is just in the wrong place.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57The wall hits and Caprice is as surprised as me

0:13:57 > 0:14:02that he is still in the play area. He should really be in the pool!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Wow!- Well, to be honest, technically speaking,

0:14:06 > 0:14:11you did eat lots of wall there and you should have gone in the water.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12So I'm going to give you half points, 15 points.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14That'll do!

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Joe's team...- Yes? - Are you ready to get in shape?- Yes!

0:14:23 > 0:14:27That says it all,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- doesn't it?- Well, step up to the play area.- Come on, team!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Audience, we're going to do this one together. Are you ready?- Yes!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42So, bring on the wall!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Jonathan, they've finally arrived. - Come on, Jonathan.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Show us what you've got. Better late than never, Anton.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Maybe today will be a case of the tortoise and the hare for Joe's lot.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17A fitting hole for the red team, this one.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22It's a bunch of flapping arms and true to form, the Reds are in a bit of a tizz.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Once again, Martin looks confused.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Someone did tell him what the show was about, didn't they?

0:15:26 > 0:15:30The team was keen as schoolchildren trying to get teacher's attention.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Playground antics as Verity gets a very good shove to the front of class.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35But this time the Reds have managed to avoid another detention.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38How generous are you feeling, Mr du Beke?

0:15:38 > 0:15:4030 points!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- 30 points?!- Cheat!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50At the end of that round, the scores on the floor are... Ooh.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Getting closer!

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Getting closer!

0:15:54 > 0:16:00Joe, you're just trailing with 34 points but in the lead is Austin with 35.

0:16:03 > 0:16:09So the battle is raging as both teams drop into position in their quest

0:16:09 > 0:16:14to control the supreme overlord of all walls - the Great Wall.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17AUDIENCE: OOH!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Time now to meet the super-brainy wall that makes Stephen Fry

0:16:21 > 0:16:23look like...Joe Swash.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27It's Wonder Wall!

0:16:30 > 0:16:33In this round, a question and two answers are written on the wall.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Two players have to work out the right answer and stand in front of it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39If they do, they'll find there's actually a hole there

0:16:39 > 0:16:44and they'll not only pass safely through it, they'll also be 20 points better off.

0:16:44 > 0:16:50Joe, you're trailing so you're up first, but you're only trailing by one little point.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- One little point. - Who's got the brains in your outfit?

0:16:54 > 0:16:59I've obviously got the brains in this outfit and my brain is far too valuable to go up against the wall.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03So I'll let yous two go up and I'll answer the question for you.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Very kind of you. Thank you. - Are you ready to get in shape? - Are you ready, gang?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Yes!- Get up there.- Step up to the play area.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Do you think they're going to do it, audience?- Yes!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I don't. Bring on the wall!

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Three, two, one!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26How many balls are there on a snooker table at the start of a game?

0:17:26 > 0:17:2921 or 22?

0:17:29 > 0:17:3121! 21!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Oh, no, no. MUSIC: "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Got you! Nice one. - Reverse psychology!

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Forgot the white.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Did we get it wrong?- How did they get snookered by that one?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Cue Jonathan.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Snookered? They were framed by sneaky Austin on that one.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05There are 15 red balls, six colours and, of course, the white cue ball.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Austin breaks with tradition and shouts the wrong answer.

0:18:08 > 0:18:1021! 21!

0:18:10 > 0:18:11But Joe thinks he's double-bluffing.

0:18:11 > 0:18:18Joe's left red-faced as his sends his faithful team into the jaws of the wall.

0:18:18 > 0:18:24They've got the snooker question wrong so it's a game of pool instead as they go down in a baize of glory.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Got ya!- No points!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, Anton! I said you were handsome.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33You were only speaking the truth!

0:18:33 > 0:18:39- Austin.- Anton.- Who are the A-grade students in your team?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Well, Anton, I've been watching Joe, and Joe's strongest characteristic is the fact that he's a coward.

0:18:44 > 0:18:50- That's all right.- So I'm going to copy him, and push on... These two.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04Bring on the wall! Three, two, one!

0:19:06 > 0:19:11If it's 5:25 now, what time was it one hour and 40 minutes ago?

0:19:11 > 0:19:133:45 or 3:50?

0:19:13 > 0:19:153:45!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yippee!

0:19:29 > 0:19:34Jonathan, have you got the time to talk us through that wonderful Wonder Wall?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Anything for you, Anton. The Blues clocked this one early on

0:19:40 > 0:19:43and former stockbroker Ben is glad to share his knowledge of numbers.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46The correct answer is 3:45pm.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49He brokers a deal with Caprice - the deal being he says the correct answer and she follows him.

0:19:49 > 0:19:543:45pm! 3:45pm!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57He even has time to play a bit of FTSE 100 with his wall buddy.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00The high flyers fly through the wall and the Blues won't want

0:20:00 > 0:20:04to stock exchange these maximum points for anything.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Well, I've got to tell you, that was absolutely perfect. Well done.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- 20 points.- Well done, team.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Well, at the end of that round,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19the scores on the floor are...

0:20:19 > 0:20:22..interesting reading.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Tell me numbers.- 34 to Joe's team.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29And a stonking 55 to Austin's team!

0:20:29 > 0:20:35Yes, we're nearly there. They can smell that £10,000 for charity.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40But first, it's the weird and wonderful walls of round five.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43It's Anton's...brace yourself...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Twist.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I sweat blood to come up with these walls.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00None but the most mind-bendingly awesome will do.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02And because they are so cruel,

0:21:02 > 0:21:07I offer a staggering 30 points for each team that defeats them.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11I know, I know. I'm too generous.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Joe, you've got a one-player wall.

0:21:14 > 0:21:20- Who's going to play?- Well...I don't want to let my team down, so Martin, you can step up, mate.

0:21:20 > 0:21:25I advise people to build walls and take them down but this is different.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Let me tell you what you've got to do.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Pay complete attention.- Right.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34On that screen up there... Up there.

0:21:34 > 0:21:40You'll see the shape of a hole and you'll have a whopping three seconds to remember it.

0:21:40 > 0:21:46If you make the shape correctly you'll get through but if you don't, then you'll get wet.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Right.- Alas. But to give you a small fighting chance, I've placed

0:21:48 > 0:21:53- a footprint on the floor so at least you know where to stand. - It's very big of you, thank you.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- You've remembered everything I said? - Yes, exactly. Three seconds.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Get the shape.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Footprint. Fall in water.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Are you ready to...

0:22:05 > 0:22:07As I'll ever be.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- I'm doing it for the team.- Martin?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Yes.- Step up to play area.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Come on, Martin!

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Support.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Support, please.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Go, Martin!

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Bring on the wall! Three, two, one!

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Put your bum in! Tuck your bum in!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm a little teapot!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Oh! Oh no!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- ..get your bum in!- Teapot!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Teapot, I said!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Jonathan, how close was it?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Pretty close. It's the I'm A Little Teapot for Martin but he's made

0:22:52 > 0:22:56more than a cuppa of errors here. There's no denying his credentials

0:22:56 > 0:23:00at being short and stout but handle and spout are somewhat lacking.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Keep your bum in, keep your bum in!

0:23:04 > 0:23:09His team-mates have spotted it. They're busy shouting instructions but Martin's milking this.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12He needs to get a handle on his body shape as his bottom's in hot water.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16The Reds would give all the tea in China for some points here but

0:23:16 > 0:23:18this little teapot gets tipped over and poured out.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22And Martin's left stewing.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Well, you weren't in bad shape. You were very close.- Thank you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- I'm going to give you five points. - Ah, that's nice.- Very generous.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Well, Austin, you have also got a one-player wall.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Who's it going to be? - Caprice, it's over to you.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Oh, lovely Caprice! I'm so pleased!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47What do I have to do?

0:23:47 > 0:23:52This is called a space-hopper wall.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- A who, what, when?- I'll show you.

0:23:55 > 0:24:00Because you've got to get through the hole in the wall with...

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- How cool's that?- One of these.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Are you serious?- Oh, yeah.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10So, would you like to take a grip?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Step up to the play area.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16All right, Caprice!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Bring on the wall!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Wait! When it gets near...

0:24:31 > 0:24:33When it gets near. Have to get some height.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Straight through it. - One, two, three, jump!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yippee!

0:24:53 > 0:24:57Jonathan. What bouncing skills!

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Caprice looks like she's seen an alien rather than a space-hopper.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05But she soon grasps what she has to do and our model

0:25:05 > 0:25:08wants to be a model team player, as she courageously gets hopping.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11And soon she's licking her lips with anticipation.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16She builds up a good bounce to launch into the stratosphere and tackle the final frontier.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19And that's space walking. No need for a lunar landing,

0:25:19 > 0:25:22as she's back on terra firma with full points.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Good bouncing skills. - Good bouncing skills.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29It was an absolutely perfect wall.

0:25:29 > 0:25:3430 points! 30 points.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Well, at the end of that round, I can tell you that with 39 points,

0:25:37 > 0:25:43Joe has exceeded all expectations and finished second.

0:25:43 > 0:25:53But with a huge 85 points, and assuring control of the Great Wall tonight it's Austin's team!

0:25:57 > 0:26:02The Great Wall is a super-speed three-player wall that requires all three players to get through it

0:26:02 > 0:26:07if they are to win that £10,000 for charity.

0:26:07 > 0:26:13It only needs one player to let the side down and the money will automatically go to the other team.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Austin, this is not a decision to be taken lightly.

0:26:15 > 0:26:21As you know, the Great Wall can be nice and easy, or it can be tougher

0:26:21 > 0:26:24than a lorry load of old boots.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26So whatcha gonna do?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28I'm going to speak to my team.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Audience, what do you think?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Should he play or pass?

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Pass!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- I have an answer for the rabble.- OK.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46As one of the great leaders of our time said, he who dares wins, Rodney.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49He who dares wins.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- We're made of steel. - You're made of steel!

0:26:52 > 0:26:59Team, are you ready, for one last time, to get in shape?

0:26:59 > 0:27:01- I'm ready. You ready?- Come on, guys!

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- To the play area. - Come on, team. Let's go.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16This is it. Bring on the Great Wall!

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Three, two, one!

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oh, easy, peasy.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Dive, dive, dive.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Oh! Oh, no!

0:27:39 > 0:27:43And it was him who lost it! Fantastic!

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Oh, no!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Easy, peasy!

0:27:48 > 0:27:52Jonathan, it was a great big disaster.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58It certainly was, and I didn't see that one coming.

0:28:00 > 0:28:05We thought this was an easy wall but even we can underestimate the power of the great one.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Ben takes the easy option. Caprice has yet another jump

0:28:08 > 0:28:12and tumble and instead of going for a dive, Austin tries a two-footed leap,

0:28:12 > 0:28:17but there's not enough spring in his step and there'll be even less

0:28:17 > 0:28:20after that landing. Ouch!

0:28:20 > 0:28:23The arrows are pointing up but that's an 'arrowing end for the blue team

0:28:23 > 0:28:26and so the last laugh goes to Joe and the Reds.

0:28:30 > 0:28:36- Thank you, Anton.- That's all right. So where's the money going?

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Verity, take it away, darling.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41It's going to the Alzheimer's Trust, so I'm really pleased.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Oh, well done. That's absolutely wonderful. Thank you so much.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Good stuff.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Well, would you believe it?

0:28:48 > 0:28:51We're out of time. But we'll patch up our team captains and

0:28:51 > 0:28:57bung a bit of plaster on our walls so that they'll be fit and healthy to do battle again very soon.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Until then, goodnight!

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