Episode 3

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0:00:17 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:20 > 0:00:25This is Hole In The Wall. Please go wild and crazy for your host,

0:00:25 > 0:00:29the wallflower that is Anton Du Beke!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Good evening and welcome to Hole In The Wall,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50the show in which different-shaped celebrities make

0:00:50 > 0:00:53different-shaped shapes to get through different shapes.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's really that simple.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58We've got an unbelievable show for you tonight.

0:00:58 > 0:01:05The walls are ready, the holes are ready and the super body hugging silver suits are ready.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- But are you ready?- Yes!

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Well, let's get on with the show then and meet the Hole In The Wall captains.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20He's really touchy feely, little Austin Healey!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26And he's really not posh, it's tiny Joe Swash!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Marvellous, marvellous! What about that?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- What an entrance! - Did you like that?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Somersault. 2012.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00It's just round the corner from his house, isn't it? EastEnders.

0:02:00 > 0:02:06Yeah. I can walk there, packed lunch in hand, do a bit of gymnastics, bring home the gold medal. Job done.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08LAUGHTER

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- If no-one else turns up. - Yeah, exactly.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Well, the teams are fully greased up and ready to slide in, so let's bring them down.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18On Austin's team today a brace of actors.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22From Hollyoaks it's Gemma Bissix and from Doctors it's Matthew Chambers.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:34 > 0:02:39And joining Joe today, television presenter Kelly Dalglish and pop star Lil' Chris!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Listen, Matthew, I've got to say,

0:02:57 > 0:03:01ladies, look at him! Look at all those lumps and bumps.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Joe, couldn't you have got one of the suits with the abs sown in?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Kelly, you come from a sporting family.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Yeah.- How competitive are you going to be tonight?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Well, you can't predict how good you're going to be at it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18If you start something new usually you've got an idea,

0:03:18 > 0:03:22but I've never stood before a wall with great big holes in it and let it swing at me quickly,

0:03:22 > 0:03:24so I've got no idea how I'm going to get on!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27OK, eyes down, here is how it works.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Walls with curiously shaped holes in them move towards our celebrities

0:03:32 > 0:03:34who are perched precariously in our play area.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37If they get through the hole our celebrities will earn precious points.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42If they don't, they'll end up wetter than a bucket of water without the bucket.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46The winning team gets £10,000 to donate to a charity of their choice,

0:03:46 > 0:03:49but winning involves battling through five increasingly difficult

0:03:49 > 0:03:55rounds and then taking on, I can hardly bring myself to say this,

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- the fiend that is The Great Wall!- Ooh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Where does that noise come from? - Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't like to say.

0:04:06 > 0:04:12But there's a long way to go before we confront that monster, so let's play Hole In The Wall!

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Round one is Solo Wall, a one holed wall takes on one whole celebrity.

0:04:22 > 0:04:29Ten points for the celebrity if they get through, but if they don't they may end up, well, little bit soggy.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32So, Austin, who has got the bottle in your team to go first?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Even though they're celebrities, a little bit shorter than me...

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I think Matthew should have a go. - Yes!- Come over here, Matthew.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- How do you feel about being first up?- I feel good.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Ready for the challenge. Thank you.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Are you ready to get in shape? - Yeah!- Yes!- Come on!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Step on to the play area.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Come on, Matthew!- Go on, Matthew!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56And bring on the wall!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25How can a man your size get through a hole that big? It's impossible!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Jonathon, what a start!

0:05:27 > 0:05:32Anton, Dr Matthew's obviously used to stitching thread through the eye of his doctor's needle because

0:05:32 > 0:05:37it seems impossible that a man of his size could squeeze through that hole.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42But he does! It's almost superhuman. He must have been practising Hole In The Wall at home with a cat flap!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44That was purrr-fection.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I didn't know you had a cat flap at home in your front door.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Well, absolutely perfect, ten points!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Perfect, perfect!- Brilliant.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Well done, team. - Who's it going to be, Joe? - Like I told you before, Anton,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'm forever the gentleman...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- You are.- and I would not want to be hit by the wall before Kelly.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06So, Kelly, you can do it for me!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- A gentlemanly act if ever... - I don't think that's gentlemanly!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Do you not? Well...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16A form of gentlemanly behaviour I'm not familiar with.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Are you ready to get in shape? - Yes.- Step up to the play area.

0:06:18 > 0:06:25- Go on, Kelly!- Come on, the Dalglish! - Get in there, Dalglish!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28And bring on the wall!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- AUDIENCE:- Three, two, one!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- You can do it! Go on! Go on, Kel! - I'm going to fall before it hits me!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Go on Kel... Oh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh! Oh, no!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Jonathan?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Well, Anton, it's true Kelly broke the wall in spectacular fashion,

0:07:00 > 0:07:02but let's address her shape making issues first.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06We needed Kelly to be flexing those hips like a dancer

0:07:06 > 0:07:08and kicking her leg up to the heavens.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Unfortunately she's flexed those hips,

0:07:11 > 0:07:15but it looked more like a poodle cocking its leg up to the bushes!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19The wall takes her on a brief sojourn across the pond,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21but then it springs like a trapdoor

0:07:21 > 0:07:25and Kelly is left spending some quality time with the water.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28But, Anton, flexibility like that deserves a little something.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Well, I thought your dexterity wasn't bad there, it was just your leg was in the wrong...

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Nice camera angle particularly, I thought!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Two points!- What did she get two points for?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Good shape.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Well, at the end of that Solo Wall round the scores on the floor are...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Joe's team with two points,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51and in the lead with ten points is Austin's team.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Next up Round Two where the teams come face to face with Captain's Mate.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well, this is the round for two players,

0:08:05 > 0:08:08the captain and the celebrity teammate. If they work together

0:08:08 > 0:08:12and both make it through they'll earn ten points each, a total of 20 points for the team.

0:08:12 > 0:08:18Fail and they'll find themselves part of a synchronised swimming team.

0:08:18 > 0:08:24And today, just because we can, the captain is going to be blindfolded.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- So, Austin...- Ho ho ho! - It's you and Gemma.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Gemma, would you be so kind as to pop those on your lovely captain?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Oh, thank goodness.- That's a pleasure.- Hold on... Can you hold on to them?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I'll do it myself.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Oh, Austin! - Oh, aren't you a lovely captain?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43That's better, Anton.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47I've never looked handsomer. Are you both ready to get in shape?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- I hope so. Yes!- Yes.- Come on, Austin!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Well, step up to the play area. - Come on.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Bring on the wall!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- AUDIENCE:- Three, two, one!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Put this leg up.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Up higher if you can. Up higher.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Higher! Higher!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Keep it up, keep it up! It's coming!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, no, no!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28# Bye bye, baby, baby, goodbye

0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Bye bye

0:09:31 > 0:09:33# Bye bye, baby... #

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- God!- No, I don't want your help now! It's too late now.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39I'm so sorry.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Jonathan, show him what he did.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44It's the marching men hole for the blue pair

0:09:44 > 0:09:46and Gemma revels as the sergeant major.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49She grabs Austin by the foot and doesn't let him go.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Higher, higher, higher! - She's barking orders like

0:09:51 > 0:09:55a drill sergeant, but a hopping Austin's already at full stretch.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59GI Gemma decides her work's done and she's lucky to get through the wall herself.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03She leaves Austin to face the enemy alone and he's hit somewhere unexpected as he takes a tumble.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06That's enough to make your eyes water behind those goggles, Anton!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- It was close.- It was close, yeah. - It was close.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I was trying. I stayed dry and got through my hole.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15You did get through your hole, not really in the right shape, but you

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- got through your hole and for that you can have two points!- Only two?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24That's what I'm talking about. Why only two?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25All right.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- That's the same as Kelly's and I didn't...- Oh, whoa, whoa! Don't start arguing with Anton, he's the boss.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- OK. Sorry, Anton.- That's all right.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Joe, it's you and Lil' Chris.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Right.- Would you be so kind...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Goggles and all.- To pop these on your fellow over there?- I will.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Marvellous.- Do you want to do them?

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Could this be the end of a beautiful friendship?- No.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50All right. I'm sweet, I'm sorted. Ready to go.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55- Are you both ready to get in shape? - I'm ready to get in shape!- Ergh!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Step up to the play area. - Stay away! Stay away!

0:11:02 > 0:11:08No, no! Joe! Joe, where are you going? All right, hang on?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- You're not allowed to hit kids, are you?- No, you can't.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Is that the front, yeah? Why am I circles...

0:11:13 > 0:11:15That's the pool. You're not supposed to be...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Yeah, you must... This way. Oh, right, this way, yeah.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, my God! Can I have another partner?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Come here. Whoa! - And bring on the wall!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- AUDIENCE:- Three, two, one!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Switch back to back!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Right, hold me up, hold me up!

0:11:35 > 0:11:36That's it, that's it.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh! Oh, no!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- You were so close. Were we close?- You were so close.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I thought that was a marvellous effort.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It was.- Jonathan, did you think it was a marvellous effort?

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Well, a marvellously heroic effort from Joe.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Not only does the blindfold hamper him, but then he suddenly has Chris on his back too.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19He may be little by name, surely Joe could do without being sat on like a deck chair!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22It should be the other way round! But like the Greek god Atlas

0:12:22 > 0:12:24with the world on his shoulders, Joe stands strong.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Sadly, tragic Greek mythology becomes reality as the wall gods

0:12:27 > 0:12:29punish Chris's stupidity

0:12:29 > 0:12:33and they're left taking an odyssey into the deep.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35That's a good ten point effort. A bit rough.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Do you know what? If it was down to me I'd give you more.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Oh, it is down to me. No points!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yeah!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47So, what has that done to the scores?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51The scores on the floor are...

0:12:51 > 0:12:56Joe's team with two points, but in the lead Austin's team with 12!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Don't worry, team. It'll be all right.

0:13:03 > 0:13:09Not long to go now before one of our teams have to endure the agony of taking on the Great Wall.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:13:13 > 0:13:18Lovely. Yes, it separates the men from the boys and the women from the girls,

0:13:18 > 0:13:22but don't forget the team that beats it gets £10,000 for a charity.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Right now, though, another fearsome foe.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26It's Team Wall.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35In this round, all three team members take on one wall.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37There will be bodies everywhere.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40There's ten points for everyone who gets through it, which means

0:13:40 > 0:13:44if all three players make it they will get how many points?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Eh, er...30.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Just checking you're paying attention. Yes, a possible 30 points available in this round.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, Austin, you get to go first.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Are you ready?- Yeah, we're ready.- He looks very determined, doesn't he?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- He looks slightly scary. - A bit scary, a bit determined. - Do you want a cuddle?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Go on, give him a cuddle.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Aww!- Aww!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Aww.- Thanks.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Preferred mine. All right, are you ready to get in shape?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Yes, go on, then! - Go on, step up to the play area.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Here we go.- And bring on the wall!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Come on, then.- Three, two, one!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You go low. No, no. Who's the most flexible?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'll go high if you want.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- You go high, I'll go middle, you go bottom.- High...

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh! Oh, no!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Thank you very much. My wall! Well, a piece of it anyway.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Jonathan, tell us where their teamwork went wrong.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22The blue team make a lovely cancan chorus line and even managed to sort

0:15:22 > 0:15:24themselves into height order, for no reason.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26They correctly choose a leg hole each.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- I'll go high if you want.- You go high, I'll go middle, you go bottom.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31And Gemma looks like she's leading the line in glorious

0:15:31 > 0:15:32fashion taking the highest kick,

0:15:32 > 0:15:35but she loses her bottle at the last moment,

0:15:35 > 0:15:37pulls her leg away and from there it's a domino effect

0:15:37 > 0:15:40and the two boys are left high kicking their way into the water.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44They turn the cancan into a can't-can't.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Two points for Gemma!- Yeah!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Joe, your team's up next.- Yes.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Are you ready to get in shape?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59We are ready and already in shape.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Already in shape, then step up to the play area.- Let's go, team red!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Lady in the middle. The lady's in the middle.

0:16:10 > 0:16:16With me one more time, audience, and bring on the wall!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Three, two, one!

0:16:25 > 0:16:26- It's easy! It's easy!- Good man.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29It's wrong, you're going in.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Yes!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:16:42 > 0:16:46- That's not on. - Let's see what happened, Jonathan.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Anton, the reds have got to hitch a lift for this hole and while Joe and Kelly are still working out

0:16:50 > 0:16:54which way round to hold a map, Chris is straight into position and thumbing for a lift.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56They should all be standing in a line,

0:16:56 > 0:16:57but the reds prefer to get friendly,

0:16:57 > 0:17:01which seems to distract both Kelly and Joe from making the right shape

0:17:01 > 0:17:03with their arms and thumbs,

0:17:03 > 0:17:07so although they're dry, it's not a complete thumbs up for the red team.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I think that was worthy of 15 points!

0:17:09 > 0:17:1115?!

0:17:12 > 0:17:16OK, at the end of that round the scores on the floor are...

0:17:16 > 0:17:21Oh, Austin's team with 14, but Joe's in the lead with 17!

0:17:24 > 0:17:30Now it's time for Round Four, known to its friends as Wonder Wall.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36OK, in this round a question and two answers are written on the wall.

0:17:36 > 0:17:42Behind the right answer is a hole and behind the wrong answer pain.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Two players have to hope they get the right one because if they do

0:17:46 > 0:17:53the wall will pass safely over them and they'll get 20 points. Austin, it's your opportunity to catch up.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57You're looking for people with intelligence. Have you spotted any around here lately?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I'll come on your side. I'm pretty brainy.- Oh, my God.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- We're all right, Joe, actually. - I just thought I'd offer my 'elp.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I think these two should have a go, don't you?- Do you think?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Yeah. They're hot to trot. - They are hot to trot.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Hot to trot?- Are you ready to get in shape?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Yes, we are, aren't we? Come on! - Yes!- Come on!- OK, team, step up to the play area.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Come on, blue team. Don't listen to them. Do not listen to him.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Do not listen to him. - Listen to what I've got to say. - Do not listen to him.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24And bring on the wall!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Three, two, one!

0:18:30 > 0:18:34"Saying the English alphabet backwards, what's the seventh letter, T or U?"

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- AUDIENCE:- T!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Yes!- Yippee!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, yeah!

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Jonathan, they certainly know their alphabet, even backwards.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yes, Gemma and Matthew were both clearly the teacher's pet at school

0:18:57 > 0:19:01and saying the alphabet backwards is child's play for this pair.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Starting with the letter Z,

0:19:03 > 0:19:07count backwards for seven letters, this takes you to T.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11On the sidelines, Joe can't contain his pride at knowing the answer.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- It's T!- Even though he is on the opposite team. What sportsmanship!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19There's silence in the classroom as we can almost hear their brains ticking away,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21but they choose the correct answer

0:19:21 > 0:19:24and that's T for triumphant for team blue, Anton.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Oh, lovely.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, I've got to say, Joe, that was excellent putting off.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Give them the right answer, works every time.

0:19:33 > 0:19:3420 points!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40All right, Joe, you've had a little time to get to know your team.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Yes.- Who strikes you as really clever?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Well, you know what?- Careful.- Easy.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Neither of them at the moment, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to send them two up there because

0:19:51 > 0:19:53they're the brawn and I'm going to answer the question.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58- Because you're the brains?- Up there for thinking, down there for dancing.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01All right, team, are you ready to get in shape?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Yes, Anton, they are.- They are? - They are.- Are you sure?- I'm sure.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- You've had a word with them? - I'm sure.- I'm sure.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Are you sure?- Yeah.- Are you ready? - OK, step up to the play area.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Go on, team! Go on!

0:20:15 > 0:20:20- And bring on the wall! - Three, two, one!

0:20:20 > 0:20:28"'Naked But one' is an anagram of Anton Du Beke. True or false?"

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Oh! Oh, no!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Jonathan, "naked but one", how could they?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44"Naked but one", indeed, Anton.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Who'd have thought it, but it's true.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49All the Reds have to do is unscramble the letters

0:20:49 > 0:20:51to see if they also spell the name of our very own leader.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55By the looks on their faces, this question has scrambled their minds instead.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Kelly and Chris seemed to sleepwalk towards one door.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Captain Fantastic Joe Swash is asleep on the sidelines too.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Lil' Chris wakes up just in time to realise they've got the wrong answer,

0:21:05 > 0:21:09but if there's one way to stay awake it's a cold bath.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Of course it's true! Everyone knows that... Now.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14So, no points.

0:21:14 > 0:21:20- Unlucky, team.- Sorry, love. At the end of that cranium crunching round,

0:21:20 > 0:21:24the scores on the floor are 17 points for Joe's team,

0:21:24 > 0:21:27but in the lead it's 34 points for Austin!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Which means it's time for the final round

0:21:36 > 0:21:40before the ogre that is the Great Wall.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47This is the dastardly round that goes by the name of Anton's...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54..Twist.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59For this round, I was up all night working

0:21:59 > 0:22:02on these two devilishly difficult walls with a twist.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Oh, yes, I'm dedicated to my craft.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Our teams will have to be at their very best to beat these beauties,

0:22:08 > 0:22:13but if somehow they do manage to defeat them they'll earn a very respectable 30 points.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16So, Joe, you're currently in second place.

0:22:16 > 0:22:23- Yes.- Technically you have a one player wall, but really it's a one celebrity and their pet pig wall.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Pet pig?- So, who's a big enough ham to take this on?

0:22:26 > 0:22:32- Right, well, I'm going to let Chris step up to the play area... - Are you?- And look after the pig.

0:22:32 > 0:22:40Well, not before, Chris my lovely, you tie this delightful bunch of balloons to your wrist.

0:22:40 > 0:22:46- He'll take off, the size of him! - And your task...- He's going to take... Hold him down! Hold him!

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- The task is to get yourself and Miss Piggy safely through this wall.- How?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- All right, are you ready to get in shape?- I guess so.- Just about.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- All right, step up to the play area. - Go on!

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Burst them?- And bring on the wall!

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Three, two, one!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Go on, Chris!

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Get the pig down! Get the pig down!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Jonathan, what happened to the flying pig?

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Well, Chris decided to put the pigs might fly theory to the test.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Both Chris and his pet pig had to safely get through their holes,

0:23:46 > 0:23:49which meant Chris had to burst all the other balloons apart from piggy,

0:23:49 > 0:23:51to bring home the bacon for the red team.

0:23:51 > 0:23:57He burst some of them, but then stops and forgets about piggy who makes a dash for freedom.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Squeals from Chris as he knows he's made a rasher decision

0:24:00 > 0:24:04and can't possibly get the whole hog of points.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06OK, well, if you had got through with the pig,

0:24:06 > 0:24:08you'd have got 30 points,

0:24:08 > 0:24:12but you did make a good shape, you did get through, so ten points.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18That was good, that was good.

0:24:18 > 0:24:23Austin, for you, another one player wall with a slight difference,

0:24:23 > 0:24:24it's got two holes.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28So, who has the backbone for this?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Go on, Gemma. You can do it for the team, can't you?- I'm going to do it.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Go on, Gem.- Come on!- Go on, Gem.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Right, Gem.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41To survive this wall you have to fill one hole with building blocks

0:24:41 > 0:24:45and then make the shape of the hole on the other side. Are you ready to get in shape?

0:24:45 > 0:24:50- I'm ready to get in shape. - OK, step up to the play area.

0:24:52 > 0:24:58- Go on, Gemma. Go on, Gemma. - And bring on the wall!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Three, two, one!

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- It's a triangle!- Oh, sugar! - You have to build it there.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- That one's on this side!- What one?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Oh, no! It's coming!

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Yeah!- Yippee! Oh, yeah!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, I loved that! Build the wall. Oh, no!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26I just went, oh, no! I can't do it.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Jonathan, what about that for wall building?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Car-loving Gemma is a girl who likes to get her hands dirty,

0:25:31 > 0:25:35so our building blocks hole should be as easy as pie,

0:25:35 > 0:25:36or a triangular slice of pie at least.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39She's quickly underway, but quickly in a panic.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Oh, no!

0:25:41 > 0:25:44And only manages to move two blocks into entirely the wrong position

0:25:44 > 0:25:47before falling to pieces quicker than her construction.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Although tomboy Gemma keeps her overalls dry, she should hang

0:25:50 > 0:25:54her hard hat in shame at such bad workmanship.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59- That's hard.- That was easy! - If it was two blocks to build, and then me get in shape, maybe,

0:25:59 > 0:26:01but that was like six... How many was it, five blocks there?

0:26:01 > 0:26:05That was terrible building, but your shape was nice. Ten points!

0:26:08 > 0:26:11It's all points. You're just chucking point at them.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Chuck points at you, shall I? Here, have these points.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18More twisted walls next time, but at the end of that round,

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I can tell you that Joe has 27 points,

0:26:21 > 0:26:26but with 44 points and the control of the Great Wall it's Austin!

0:26:35 > 0:26:37You've all heard of the Great Wall of China.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Well, our Great Wall makes that Great Wall look like a picket fence.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43It's a truly awesome structure.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46A superfast wall for three players that they all have to get through

0:26:46 > 0:26:49in order to win that £10,000 for charity.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53But will it be easy peasy or difficult schmifficult?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Austin, you can play or pass the Great Wall, but if you face it and fail,

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Joe's team will automatically get the £10,000 for charity.

0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Yes!- So, what's it to be, big boy?

0:27:08 > 0:27:09I'll be right back.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- What do you think he's going to do? - I think he's going to play it.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16AUDIENCE SHOUTS

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- We've decided, as a team, we're going to have to go! - Oh! They're going to have a go!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Please be a hard one.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Are you ready to get in shape?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Yes, we are. - Step up to the play area.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Bring on the Great Wall!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Three, two, one!

0:27:43 > 0:27:48- You've already done that one. I'll go through here.- Oh, please! Austin, Austin!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Yeah?- You've got to go this way. Are you looking at me?- OK.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55Hurrah! Oh, yeah.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Jonathan?

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Anton, that's as difficult as it gets, so hats off to the blue team.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Austin's gamble to play pays off.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Somehow they manage to make a shape escape through the Great Wall.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16It was a case of history repeating itself for Matthew

0:28:16 > 0:28:19as he gets another mouse hole to squeeze through.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Austin goes for the triangle

0:28:21 > 0:28:24and he's "polygon" through that like a diving dolphin.

0:28:27 > 0:28:32And Gemma holds her nerve as well, ensures their victory and sends the blue army barmy.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Well done.- Well done, team. - Well done.- Very good. Excellent.

0:28:34 > 0:28:39Excellent jumping at the end as well. Marvellous. Well done, team.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42You win the £10,000. Who's it going to?

0:28:42 > 0:28:47It's going to a very close charity to my heart, it's the White Lodge Centre in Chertsey

0:28:47 > 0:28:51who look after disabled adults and children and it's very close to my family.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55- I can't say any more.- Oh, well, that's great.- I'm over the moon. - That's fabulous.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57We're thrilled we're able to do that. Well done.

0:28:57 > 0:29:02That's all for tonight, but we'll be back soon with wall to wall walls.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05In the meantime, could the person who left ten green bottles

0:29:05 > 0:29:08on one of our walls, please come and collect them?

0:29:08 > 0:29:11I'm worried they might accidentally fall. Bye for now.

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