Episode 5

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0:00:18 > 0:00:22'This is Hole In The Wall. Please welcome your host.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27'He lives, he eats and he sleeps in his very own wall.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29'It's Anton du Beke!'

0:00:31 > 0:00:32CHEERING

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Good evening and welcome to Hole In The Wall, where celebrities wear body-hugging silver suits,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50squeeze themselves through ridiculous holes

0:00:50 > 0:00:57and hurl themselves into a pool of freezing water, yet still somehow managing to retain their dignity.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59No, they don't at all.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02There's £10,000 for charity on offer for tonight's winner.

0:01:02 > 0:01:08But we couldn't possibly let the teams go into action without their captains.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Shall we get them out?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12ALL: Yes!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Please give a massive Hole In The Wall welcome

0:01:15 > 0:01:20to rugby legend Austin Sean Healey, and jungle myth Joe Adam Swash!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23CHEERING AND WHISTLING

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Hello. Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Come on, Austin, hurry up!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Come on, we've got a game to play.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So, Austin, answer me this.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47What do you think Joe's weaknesses are when it comes to getting through holes in walls?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51He hasn't got a weakness. The man is the reincarnation of Adonis.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53The East End version of Adonis, he is.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56He's a man mountain. He's a tiger. He's a lion.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Just in a sort of smaller version.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03What do you think his weaknesses are?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Probably the size of his head.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06LAUGHTER

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Joining Austin tonight, snooker and glasses legend Dennis Taylor

0:02:13 > 0:02:16and ice-dancing ex-Liberty X-er Jessica Taylor!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:33And on Joe's team, please welcome a pair of comedy legends, Ninia Benjamin and Rufus Hound!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- You're gorgeous.- I know.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06So, here's how it works.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08We've knocked some very odd holes

0:03:08 > 0:03:13into a bunch of walls, which we then send hurtling towards our celebrities.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16If they make the shape and get through, they'll win points.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Sadly, if they don't, like a great big baby, they'll end up wetting themselves.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22There are five increasingly difficult rounds

0:03:22 > 0:03:24before we get to the grand finale -

0:03:24 > 0:03:30a meeting with the terrifying Godzilla of walls himself, the Great Wall.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33ALL: Wooo!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I love that. It'll eat you guys alive.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39But if you want to win that £10,000 for charity, it has to be tackled.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43So, them's the rules, partners.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Let's play Hole In The Wall!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Our first round is Solo Wall.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59We pluck one player, put them in the play area and send a one-holed wall to attack them at high speed.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02So, Joe, who's got to go first?

0:04:02 > 0:04:07Right. I'm going to send Rufus "The Hound Dog" Hound into the play area!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Get in there!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Off you go.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Go on, Rufus!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22CHEERING

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Bring on the wall!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- AUSTIN:- No chance! Just jump in.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49MUSIC: "Oops Upside Your Head" by The Gap Band

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I think that went very well.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03What was it that got just nicked at the end?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Your foot. And it was funny.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Jonathan, so close and yet so far.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15'So far down the drain, Anton.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20'Rufus gives an intriguing, knowing nod, like some kind of Bond villain.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22JAMES BOND THEME

0:05:22 > 0:05:24'"I've been expecting you, Mr Bunny Hop Wall."

0:05:24 > 0:05:28'Alas, Rufus's confidence doesn't translate into performance.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31'Four parts of his body are important here -

0:05:31 > 0:05:34'his head, arms, legs and cotton tail.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- # Bright eyes... #- 'He corrects the arms and makes a nice shape,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40'but his legs don't have the height, his head meets wall

0:05:40 > 0:05:43'and his cotton tail ends up Watership Down.'

0:05:43 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE

0:05:46 > 0:05:52That was a very good effort, I thought, apart from the collision with the head at the end.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm going to give you two points for that.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56CHEERING

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Right, Austin, who do you trust in your team to go first?- I think Jess.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Ready, Jess?- Yeah. - Come here, my love.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yeah.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- She's not!- She looks scared.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Step up to the play area.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17CHEERING

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Bring on the wall!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44MUSIC: "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh... Jonathan, what a shape!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53'There's a scream from Jessica, but she should recognise this -

0:06:53 > 0:06:56'it's an ice skater's arabesque.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59'She'd be dancing through melted ice if she failed this.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02'She resists the temptation to move too early, but when she does

0:07:02 > 0:07:04'it's in all the right places.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06'Left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08'Worth far more than a 6.0

0:07:08 > 0:07:11'and a perfect start for Austin's team.'

0:07:14 > 0:07:17To be honest I'd much rather if you'd sent Dennis in for that one.

0:07:17 > 0:07:23If he'd have made it, I'd have given him more points, but I can only give you 10 points.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24CHEERING

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I can tell you that the scores on the floor are...

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Ooh... Only just trailing behind with two points.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37But in the lead, Austin's team with 10 points.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39CHEERING

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Time now for team members to double up and take on Captain's Mate.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55In Captain's Mate, a team member and their captain have to get through a hole.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59There are 20 points on offer if they both make it through.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01And today, the team member

0:08:01 > 0:08:05is going to be blindfolded!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, I love it when this happens.

0:08:09 > 0:08:15So, Joe, my love, it's you and lovely Ninia.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Would you pop those on lovely Ninia for me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Young man.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'll pop on to those, lovely.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24They all nice and slack?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Are you both ready to get in shape?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28We are ready to get in shape, Anton.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Step up to the play area. - Let's go.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31CHEERING

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Bring on the wall!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Bend down, bend down...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00MUSIC: "Lifted" by Lighthouse Family

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Make him not show it yet. I've got to put my glasses on.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I can't wait to see that.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Jonathan, she can't wait. Show her, quick.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29'Here it is. They were supposed to be doing a human wheelbarrow shape.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31'It was never going to be easy,

0:09:31 > 0:09:34'especially as Joe didn't explain the shape,

0:09:34 > 0:09:36'preferring to shout simple instructions.'

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Stand here! Bend down. Give me your legs!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42'Then comes Joe's masterclass on how to knock a girl off her feet.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44'By pulling her legs from underneath her.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47'And we thought Austin was the rugby player.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50'Even the wall's surprised by their lack of form

0:09:50 > 0:09:52'and explodes all around their ears,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55'leaving Joe to cling on for dear life. Anton!'

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, that was too funny.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- We done quite well, I think. - Well, I... You know...

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Come on! Du Beke, look at the scoreline. Come on.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Half a point. - I'm going to give you five points.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10That's generous!

0:10:11 > 0:10:18Den, I know you're used to wearing odd-shaped glasses, so I've got a little something for you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21We tried to get you some upside- downies but they wouldn't fit.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27NINIA: Dennis, just listen to my voice...

0:10:27 > 0:10:28You've got to get your nose in.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Anton...?- I'm here.- Where?- Don't go.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Are you both ready to get in shape?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I'm as ready as a bag of ready salted crisps.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Step up to the play area.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43APPLAUSE

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Where am I going...?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Where am I going? - Keep coming, Dennis. Keep coming.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54And bring on the wall!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Stand here. Right.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Just stand still. Bend over a little bit.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14MUSIC: "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts

0:11:19 > 0:11:22What a beauty!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Jonathan, what a terrible captain.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29'Well, Anton, Austin certainly hung Dennis out to dry there.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32'Well, when I say "dry"...

0:11:32 > 0:11:34'the bottom-kicking wall puts Austin in a quandary.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38'Does he want Dennis to boot him up the bottom, or the other way round?'

0:11:38 > 0:11:41'He opts to get his kicks out of Dennis.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44'But before he can mould him into position,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47'Austin scarpers, selling Dennis down the river.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49'Some might say he deserved to go in too.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53'That's what you get for leaving your blindfolded team-mate to get a soaking.'

0:11:53 > 0:11:56At least we tried to make the shape.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- What are you trying to say? - No, he never!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- What's he trying to say?! - I wasn't saying anything.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'm going to give you two points.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15At the end of Captain's Mate, the scores on the floor are...

0:12:15 > 0:12:16seven points to Joe's team,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19but in the lead it's Austin's team on 12 points.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21CHEERING

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Now, it's Team Wall.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Well, a whopping 30 points on offer in this round for a successful passage

0:12:34 > 0:12:37through the wall by all three team members. So, Joe...

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Yes.- You're up first. Are you ready to get in shape?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42We're ready, team. Come on!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44All right, step up to the play area.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45CHEERING

0:12:50 > 0:12:53And...bring on the wall!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13MUSIC: "Red Alert" by Basement Jaxx

0:13:15 > 0:13:16It didn't touch you!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Let me help you out.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23LAUGHTER

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Jonathan, show us their fabulous teamwork.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30'The Reds have to get into

0:13:30 > 0:13:32'a sumptuous bouquet for the human vase.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35'So, thin at the base and blossoming outwards.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37'The best way to achieve this

0:13:37 > 0:13:38'is to huddle as a trio,

0:13:38 > 0:13:41'hold each other's waists and lean out.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42'They get it half-right,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44'but Rufus is a delicate flower,

0:13:44 > 0:13:46'and a light touch of the wall

0:13:46 > 0:13:51'prunes him off the play area to the compost heap. Blooming marvellous.'

0:13:51 > 0:13:54The shape was there. And we only took a little bit of the wall off.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57That's got to count for something.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00It does count for something. Not much...

0:14:00 > 0:14:01You're going to have 10 points.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- That's all right. - CHEERING

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Now, are you ready to get in shape, team?- YES!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10LAUGHTER

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Go to the play area, please.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14APPLAUSE

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Yes!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27And...bring on the wall!

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Jess, go round the front.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Get low, get low!

0:14:46 > 0:14:47MUSIC: "Hot In Herre" by Nelly

0:14:54 > 0:14:55- Anton...- Yes.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59There's a play area, and that's what it's there for. To play on.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You were on the black bit.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Jonathan, did they all stay in the play area?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06'No, they didn't, Anton.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09'This hole should be the ultimate in team bonding

0:15:09 > 0:15:12'as they squeeze together to fit through the mouse-hole.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14'There were three in the bed...'

0:15:14 > 0:15:17OK, one after the other. Go to the front, Jess.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19'So, Jessica is out on her own

0:15:19 > 0:15:23'and out of the play area, while the two boys get cosy.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26'All three get through but breaking the rules

0:15:26 > 0:15:31'made the task far easier than we'd have liked. Anton, over to you.'

0:15:33 > 0:15:37I'll leave it in your hands, Anton, but I think you know what's right.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Don't say nothing because Anton is a man of honour.- Yeah.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Are you suggesting that I'm great? - Yes.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44You can have a point.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- But you can have 20 points! - That'll do. 20'll do.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50CHEERING AND WHISTLING

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Team Wall has done its worst, and I can tell you that the scores

0:15:56 > 0:15:57on the floor are...

0:15:57 > 0:16:02Joe's team 18 points, Austin's team 32 points!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04CHEERING

0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's now time for the round that often induces players to say,

0:16:12 > 0:16:14"Ooh, my head hurts."

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Yes, it's Wonder Wall.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25Wonder Wall is the world's cleverest wall. On it is written a question and two possible answers.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Behind the right answer is a hole. Behind the wrong answer is...

0:16:29 > 0:16:31ooh...

0:16:31 > 0:16:32a wall.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Two players have to work out the right answer

0:16:35 > 0:16:40and stand in front of it, if they're going to win 20 points. So, Joe...

0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Yes.- You're trailing.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Who are you going to throw into this mental battle?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Me and the Hound Dog are going to take the play mat.- Yeah!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Hound Dog!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I think, with my track record, this can only go very well.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55LAUGHTER

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Are you ready to get in shape? - Yes.- Go up to the play area.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59CHEERING

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Bring on the wall!

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Three dolphins, nine salmon, one whale and six sharks. How many fish?

0:17:13 > 0:17:1515 or 18?

0:17:17 > 0:17:1815!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27MUSIC: "5, 6, 7, 8" by Steps

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Pretty painful, that.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I was going 15! 15! And you had to go and listen to that man!

0:17:39 > 0:17:40LAUGHTER

0:17:40 > 0:17:45- Did we do 15?- No, you did 18 because you was listening to that...

0:17:45 > 0:17:46LAUGHTER

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- How could you not listen to me? - I was trying to work it out!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52You said, "15, 15..."

0:17:52 > 0:17:55I was trying to work it out!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Why did you go to 18 when I was standing right here?!

0:17:58 > 0:17:59LAUGHTER

0:18:02 > 0:18:03APPLAUSE

0:18:03 > 0:18:05You pushed your own partner in!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Oh, Jonathan, something very fishy went on there.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11COD you take us through it?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16'You've come to the right PLAICE for that, Anton.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18'There was a red herring.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21'Three dolphins, nine salmon, one whale and six sharks. How many fish?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24'Well, dolphins and whales are mammals, so ignore those,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26'and you're left with 15 fish.

0:18:26 > 0:18:2715...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29'Rufus gets it right,

0:18:29 > 0:18:33'while Joe FLOUNDERS and they choose 18. How could they not hear Ninia?

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- 15! 15!- 'She's screaming the answer, but the Reds aren't all singing to

0:18:37 > 0:18:39'the same TUNA and they're done up like a kipper.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41'The wall smashed,

0:18:41 > 0:18:43'and if they thought that was scary,

0:18:43 > 0:18:46'they've got to face their team-mates.'

0:18:46 > 0:18:47No points.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48AUDIENCE: Awww!

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Austin, who's the smartest on your team? And I'm not talking about looks.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I think me and Jess have got a chance.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yeah.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Step up to the play area.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06CHEERING

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Bring on the wall!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Repeat "Red lorry, yellow lorry".

0:19:19 > 0:19:22What is the 23rd word? Red or yellow?

0:19:33 > 0:19:37MUSIC: "Gimme Some Lovin'" by The Spencer Davis Group

0:19:39 > 0:19:43What drove them to success, Jonathan?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45'They have to avoid getting tongue-tied

0:19:45 > 0:19:47'as they repeat "Red lorry, yellow lorry"

0:19:47 > 0:19:50'until they get to the 23rd word, which is yellow.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53'That's just one challenge that faced them,

0:19:53 > 0:19:56'along with the explosion of language from the captain.'

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Red, yellow, yellow, red, red, yellow...

0:19:58 > 0:20:01'Still, while Jessica twists her tongue,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04'Austin calmly leads her to the right answer.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08'Was it a guess? Was it maths? Will he tell us? Back to you, Anton.'

0:20:09 > 0:20:13It was so easy. All you do is, you listen to Joe and do the opposite.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Oh, don't even look at me.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- 20 points! - CHEERING

0:20:23 > 0:20:27At the end of that round, the scores on the floor are...

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Oh, dear. Joe's team has 18 points,

0:20:30 > 0:20:36but Austin's team... Oh, so far in the lead - 52 points.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39CHEERING

0:20:39 > 0:20:40One more round before the teams

0:20:40 > 0:20:44attempt to win £10,000 for charity by taking on...

0:20:44 > 0:20:50- ECHOING VOICE: - The grand overlord of all walls, His Most Royal Highness the Great Wall.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53AUDIENCE: Wooo!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Ooh...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Came over a bit funny then.

0:20:58 > 0:21:04But first it's time for the round in which anything can and probably will happen.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06The impossibly fiendish...

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Brace yourself. Anton's...

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ow!

0:21:13 > 0:21:14LAUGHTER

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Can you still move it...?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Oh, Anton!- ..Twist.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36I've spent weeks holed up in my presenter's castle, working on the walls for this.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Only the very trickiest and nastiest will do.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43And today I've come up with two of the very best.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Both have tantalising twists.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48So I'm offering a massive 30 points...

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- AUDIENCE: Wooo!- ..to the team that gets through 'em. I know!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Joe, your team to go first.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58And for you, a one-player wall that needs someone who's happy to give or take a hammering.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Who's it going to be? - I'm going to chuck Ninia up there.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05OK, Ninia...

0:22:05 > 0:22:06if could be so kind

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- as to take this into the play area. - What do I do with that?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13You'll see a large and ridiculously unrealistic nail.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16All you have to do is get everything in place,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20and get ready to hit the nail before the wall hits you.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Oh, yes. It's hammer time.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26MUSIC: "You Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer

0:22:27 > 0:22:29# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh... #

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Break it down!

0:22:34 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Bring on the wall!

0:22:43 > 0:22:44RUFUS: Move it around!

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Turn it around this way. Make sure it's in line.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Get yourself in line...

0:22:55 > 0:22:58MUSIC: "Beat It" by Michael Jackson

0:23:03 > 0:23:07I can't believe it! I can't believe it!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I honestly cannot believe that I got through it!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm so happy!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15LAUGHTER

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Jonathan, how surprised are we she got through the hole?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22'I think Ninia was more surprised than anyone else, Anton,

0:23:22 > 0:23:26'but Ninia the ninja uses stealth and cunning, and with that hammer

0:23:26 > 0:23:29'I don't think anything was going to stand in her way.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32'Joe's going at it hammer and tongs from the side...'

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Turn it around this way!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36'But something new from Ninia -

0:23:36 > 0:23:38'silence. She calmly gets nail,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41'hammer and herself into position,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44'and even manages to chisel the nail into the wall.'

0:23:45 > 0:23:48How about I just give you maximum points? 30 points!

0:23:48 > 0:23:49CHEERING

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Austin, a two-player wall for your team that requires two of you

0:23:56 > 0:23:59to be handcuffed together.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04So, Austin, who fancies getting cuffed?

0:24:04 > 0:24:09They came as a family, so I think they should play as a family.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- The Taylors. - CHEERING

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Um... Spectacles, Dennis.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yes, definitely.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28I've a sneaky feeling, Jessica, we might be going in.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Are you ready to get in shape?- We're ready.- Step up to the play area.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33CHEERING

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Bring on the wall!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48One in front of the other.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Face each other! Face each other!

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Their feet are on it. - Their feet are on the play area!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00MUSIC: "Hands Up" by Ottawan

0:25:03 > 0:25:06THEY ALL ARGUE

0:25:06 > 0:25:08The replay will speak for itself.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11If she went outside the play area, she hasn't got any points.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15So let's watch the replay. Are you there, Jonathan? Jonathan! Jonathan!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Jonathan, press play!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20'Calm down, Rufus. Shouting won't help you.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24'The Taylors may not be family, but there is a strong link between them.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27'Ideally we want them face-to-face,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30'but if they want it more tricky, that's more amusing for us.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31'Dennis hits the deck

0:25:31 > 0:25:34'and Jessica does a pirouette into his arms

0:25:34 > 0:25:36'just as the wall arrives.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38'And look, Anton and Rufus,

0:25:38 > 0:25:43'Jessica IS still in the play area as she passes through the wall.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Well, the rules of the game do say you have to stay in the play area,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50and the wall passed her by and she was still in the play area.

0:25:50 > 0:25:56- Where were her knees?- Her knees were in the air. So a maximum 30 points!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58CHEERING

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Easy.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01So we now know the final scores.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03And in second place...

0:26:03 > 0:26:07and somehow they got there, 48 points, is Joe's team.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09But out in front with 82 points

0:26:09 > 0:26:14and the control of the Great Wall tonight, it's Austin's team!

0:26:14 > 0:26:15CHEERING

0:26:21 > 0:26:26Well, the Great Wall of Hole In The Wall is a three-player, super-speed monstrosity.

0:26:26 > 0:26:32It has defeated many teams, and will only give up its £10,000 for charity if all three players get through.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35So, Austin, it's over to you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39You can play or pass the Great Wall, but it does like to toy with people,

0:26:39 > 0:26:45so sometimes it appears to be the hardest wall you could ever imagine.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49But at other times, it's easier than beating Joe at tiddlywinks.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53So, if you face it and fail, the £10,000 will automatically go to Joe's team.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Yes! That's what I'm talking about. - What are you going to do?

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Well, normally in a situation like this, as a sportsman, I would play.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04But against a side that's poorly led, full of individuals

0:27:04 > 0:27:07who just constantly argue with themselves, the referee

0:27:07 > 0:27:12and the owner of the game... I think it's good to see people like that fail.

0:27:12 > 0:27:18So, I'm going to let Joe and his "team" go for it.

0:27:18 > 0:27:24You're going to learn a little lesson here about how the underdogs can dig in and be great, mon frere.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Mon frere!- Mon frere.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- No, Joe...- Bonjour, bonjour.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Bonjour. Your team ready?

0:27:31 > 0:27:36It's why we're the red team. We are red-y. We are red-y.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38We're ready.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Step up to the play area.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:27:46 > 0:27:49This is it. Bring on the Great Wall!

0:27:56 > 0:28:00No chance. Joe, just jump in.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05AUDIENCE: Awww!

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Jonathan. Oh, please! What happened?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24'Oh dear, oh dear.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27'The Reds might have been ready, but they're red-faced now.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31'They each should have got down in a gap.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34'But Rufus decides to spice things up and lie legs akimbo.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36'Joe's a bit more conventional,

0:28:36 > 0:28:40'but Ninia's frozen to the spot like a rabbit caught in the headlights,

0:28:40 > 0:28:42'consumed by fear...or confusion.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45'And down goes Ninia, and the Blues knew it. The Reds blew it.'

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Congratulations.- Thanks very much.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53AUDIENCE: Aaah...

0:28:53 > 0:28:54Aaah, isn't that nice?

0:29:00 > 0:29:02LAUGHTER

0:29:06 > 0:29:09She had to get wet! She had to get wet!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Well, congratulations. It was a good gamble.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Well done. Who is the money going to?

0:29:14 > 0:29:16"It was only a gamble"(!) ..Dennis?

0:29:16 > 0:29:21Well, I'm a patron of Action Medical Research in Northern Ireland.

0:29:21 > 0:29:27- They do fantastic work for premature babies and young children, so it'll be great for them.- Well done.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Thank you very much indeed.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33Thank you very much, Dennis. Congratulations, Austin and your team.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Well, that's it. What a show.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39We'll be back next time, but for now thanks to all our A-list walls,

0:29:39 > 0:29:44our A-list holes and our...celebrities. See you soon!

0:29:44 > 0:29:45CHEERING

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