0:00:19 > 0:00:22This is Hole In The Wall!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Please welcome your host, a man who's all flesh and bricks,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the Wall king, Anton du Beke.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30CHEERING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Good evening and welcome to Hole In The Wall,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52the show that doesn't so much drive you up the wall as into it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We've got two teams of extremely bendy celebrities
0:00:55 > 0:00:58hoping to find a way through some ridiculously silly holes.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00But every team needs a captain,
0:01:00 > 0:01:04and ours are straining at the leash to slide into action.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Shall we get them in? - CHEERING
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Please say, "Hi, ho, silver" to twinkletoes on the rugby pitch and the dancefloor, it's Austin Healey.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19And would you Adam and Eve it? It's East End geezer Joe Swash.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Nice to see you.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Nice to see you.- How are you doing? Are you all right?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Do you know? They've gone a bit clingy.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I think this is yours from last series. It's baggy in some places
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- and tight elsewhere. - SOME LAUGHTER
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And also a bit too long for you! Are you feeling flexible?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I don't know about flexible, feeling very naked at the moment.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, and cold.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10The teams have now reached the top of the slide so let's get them out.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13On Austin's team, actress and singer Toyah Wilcox,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15and from CBBC, Barney Harwood.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:28 > 0:02:32And on Joe's team tonight, Something For The Weekend's head chef Simon Rimmer,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35and from Waterloo Road, actress Zara Abraham.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Hello, mate!- Nice to see you.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, my God!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Lovely jubbly!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Barney, did you crack a coccyx coming down there?- Yes.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Right on it.- Oh, my goodness me! - Did you not hear it clap?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Right on the brains. Good heavens above! Toyah, you look delightful.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07This is a highlight of my career, I can tell you!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Now, Simon, we know you're pretty good at toad in the hole,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13but what's your ingredients for chef in a hole?
0:03:13 > 0:03:19I actually feel more like a Christmas turkey, wrapped up and ready for the oven! And it's hot.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So here's how it works. It's very complicated so listen up.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28To win points, players have to get through a series of increasingly difficult holes in walls
0:03:28 > 0:03:31that are moving towards them. If they don't make it,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34they'll end up in the drink, and believe me,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36it's so cold in there, you look closely enough,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39you can just make out the tip of an iceberg. There are five rounds,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43at the end of which one team will have earned the right to face...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45the wall that makes grown men weep -
0:03:45 > 0:03:48the mesmerising Great Wall.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- ALL:- Oo-oo-h!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Good "ooh"! - LAUGHTER
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Yes, it's petrifying, but that's what the winning team has to conquer
0:03:57 > 0:04:01if they want to win £10,000 for a charity of their choice.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03So let's play...
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Hole In The Wall!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13All right! All the teams have to do in this round is send one player out
0:04:13 > 0:04:16to try and win ten points by getting through one hole.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Joe, you get to go first. Who's it going to be?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm going to send Mr Rimmer up first.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Well, are you ready to get in shape? - Yes, I am!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Step up to the play area. - Go, Rimmer!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39And bring on The Wall!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- ALL:- Three, two, one!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Jump, jump!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Don't jump, don't jump!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Don't jump, whatever you do!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03MUSIC: "Hey Now You're A Rockstar" by Smash Mouth
0:05:03 > 0:05:07MUSIC DROWNS COMMENTS
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, lovely!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Yes!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15I... Well, it's a bit broken, but it wasn't a bad effort.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- The shape was perfect, wasn't it? - Well, from the waist up.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21LAUGHTER
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Jonathan, show us that half-perfect shape.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Simon was a man possessed! There's psyching out the opposition,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29but Simon tries to scare away The Wall, too!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31He was like the bogeyman looming large.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35But just being scary isn't going to get him points.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Our chef is in the pressure cooker to perform
0:05:37 > 0:05:40a tricky Michelin-star jump, and what a leap that is!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42He's jumped out of the frying pan and into the wall!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You should give him a roasting for that, Anton.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49The idea is to get through the hole without damaging it.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Oh.- Didn't do that. So it's only...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- eight points.- Yes!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well done.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Eight points.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- All right, Austin... - SOME LAUGHTER
0:06:00 > 0:06:04..it's possibly the biggest decision of your life
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- so far.- OK. It's a tough one. - Who's it going to be?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Well...
0:06:16 > 0:06:20..I think I'm going to pick a big kid to go in the play area.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Good choice. - So it's going to be Barney.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Barney!- Come on, Barney! - CHEERING
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- You can do it. - TOYAH: You can do it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Are you ready to get in shape? - Yeah.- All right.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Step up to the play area. - Go on, Barney!- Come on!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43And bring on The Wall!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47ALL: Three, two, one!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Anton, that's how to do it. That's easy as A, B, C
0:07:07 > 0:07:10for our CBBC presenter.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13It's all in the stomach muscles as Barney needs to be sturdy
0:07:13 > 0:07:17to hold his legs aloft. He needs to make the human V shape
0:07:17 > 0:07:19to make it V for Victory for the Blues in this round.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22The slight readjustment on the play area makes all the difference,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25and the Barney army salute to a job well done.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Ten points!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yeah!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Well done.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35APPLAUSE DROWNS COMMENTS
0:07:35 > 0:07:39You can't deny it, it was very good. Some brilliant performances there,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43which means at the end of that round, the scores on the floor are:
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Joe's team slight behind with eight, Austin's team in the lead with ten!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Looks nice, that ten.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Next up, we raise the stakes in Captain's Mate.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Two players, a captain and a team mate,
0:08:05 > 0:08:09have to bond quickly as they both face a fast-moving wall.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13There are 20 points available if they make it and not a sausage if they don't.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18So, Joe, it's you and Zara to play. Are you ready to get in shape?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I'm ready to get in shape. - Yes.- Are you sure?- I'm ready.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Team?- Come on, team!- Come on, team! - Swash, you've got no chance!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Step up to the play area.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh, my gosh. Ah!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37And bring on The Wall!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- ALL:- Three, two, one! - Come on!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Go on!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50ZARA SCREAMS
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Jonathan, talk us through that half-damaged wall.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Anton, Joe and Zara needed to execute a horizontal back lift.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Zara hops up and wriggles around like a little Yorkshire Terrier
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- after a bone! - HIGH-PITCHED BARKING
0:09:14 > 0:09:17But her fidgeting doesn't breed confidence with Joe
0:09:17 > 0:09:20and a litter of mistakes follow. Joe doesn't stand in the right place
0:09:20 > 0:09:24while Zara's legs aren't straight. They take a chunk out of The Wall.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28They're dry, but on that performance, they're not the best in show.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31If you had put your legs out completely straight,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- it would've been maximum points. - We would've got knocked off.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- No, you would've been fine. - No!- You would've actually made the hole in the wall.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Oh! SOME GROANING
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Huh? Huh?!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Seven points.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Austin...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50your captain's mate is Toyah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Are you both ready to get in shape? - Oh, I suppose so!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Step up to the play area.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, boy!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And bring on the Wall!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Bend your knees.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, no!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Jonathan,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38talk us through that disaster.
0:10:38 > 0:10:44'That was a thriller dance disaster. Austin and Toyah might have nightmares about it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47'They've got to pull off the classic zombie move.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50'So it's lean back, arms out and do the zombie.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54'But the full moon must've come out and sent them loopy.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57'They lose control as they stretch
0:10:57 > 0:10:59'and bite off a chillingly large slab of wall in the process.'
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- I like the shape. 7 points! - Yes!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11That round is WALL over.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12AUDIENCE GROAN
0:11:12 > 0:11:15It means the scores on the floor are...
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Joe's team are just behind on 15 points,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20but Austin's team are in the lead with 17!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24CHEERING
0:11:28 > 0:11:34Confidence is growing but who will lead today with 10,000 big ones for charity?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Time will tell but now it's round three.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Team Wall. - CHEERING
0:11:44 > 0:11:48You won't be surprised that Team Wall is a round for the whole team.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Three players face one wall, with ten points each
0:11:52 > 0:11:57if they get through, which means they could win a possible
0:11:57 > 0:11:5830 points.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00CHEERING
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Joe, you're up first. Are you ready? - Yes.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Step up to the play area.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10CHEERING
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Audience, it is time for you to urge the team.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Are you ready?- Yes!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- And...- Bring on the Wall!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Let me go first.- Lift your legs up.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Lift your legs up.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh!
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Let's help Joe out.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- We were so close.- We would've made it.- An inch away.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- I can't believe it. - Talk us through that.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09'What was going through those simple reds' minds there?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13'It's an easy shape. They need to kick while standing in a line.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17'Joe picks Zara up and thrusts here skyward.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19'It all went downhill from there. Simon's surprised
0:13:19 > 0:13:23'by Joe's tactics and ends up being the first in the pool.
0:13:23 > 0:13:29'The others aren't far behind. Joe's arms turn to jelly and he drops Zara right in it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30'They'll be kicking themselves.'
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Unfortunately, for that disaster - no points!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37AUDIENCE: Ahhhh.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43LAUGHTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:47How can you give 'em no points, Anton?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52HE LAUGHS
0:13:52 > 0:13:54His time will come.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Austin, are you ready to get in shape?- Yes!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01We're fairly deluded. CHEERING
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Are you ready, audience?- Yes!- And...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Bring on the Wall!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23This way. Face the other way. Toyah, stand on top of us.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Back a bit. That's it, that's it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32CHEERING
0:14:38 > 0:14:41What a beauty! Getting through a hole. Don't stop it with your face.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46What were you thinking? Jonathan, show is that wall in Austin's face.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50'The task is human trampolines for Barney and friends.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52'The boys choose to be the springboard for
0:14:52 > 0:14:56'Tiny Toyah to balance on. Terrific attention to detail by Austin.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01'He interlocks his legs with Barney's to make a rock-solid platform for Toyah.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04'Toyah's up, down, but up when it counts and stays up
0:15:04 > 0:15:07'at a small cost to Austin's good looks.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11'What a captain, Anton. Give that man a medal. Or a hug.'
0:15:11 > 0:15:13An absolute beauty.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18You made the shape, you stayed dry, you took a little damage for your team.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What a captain. Eat a bit of wall, I love it. 30 points!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Get in! CHEERING
0:15:23 > 0:15:27At the end of that round, the scores on the floor are...
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Not a terribly attractive 15 points to Joe's team
0:15:31 > 0:15:34but a gorgeous 47 points to Austin's team!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37CHEERING
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Our celebrities have moulded their bodies into shapes
0:15:40 > 0:15:45they never thought existed. Now it's time to give their brains a workout
0:15:45 > 0:15:47too. Oh, heavens.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yes, it's Wonder Wall!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53CHEERING
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Wonder Wall is the Einstein of walls.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02A question and two possible answers are written on this wall.
0:16:02 > 0:16:08Behind the right answer is a hole, behind the wrong answer is rock-solid wall.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13That's gonna hurt. Two players step up and if they make it
0:16:13 > 0:16:16through the wall, they'll win 20 points.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- So Joe...- Yes?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20You're trailing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I'm going to give you a chance to catch up. You go first.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27You're looking for two players with IQs
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- of over 50.- That counts me out, so
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I'm going to take a back seat and let you two
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- be honourable.- They're going to be honourable?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38They're gonna be the honourable ones.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I'll get you a towel. Are you ready to get in shape?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Oh, yes!- Oh, yes!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Step up to the play area.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48CHEERING
0:16:52 > 0:16:55And bring on the Wall!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07"Up" or "above"?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15CHEERING
0:17:19 > 0:17:22You went face first!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I love that.
0:17:24 > 0:17:30Jonathan, talk us through that wonderful twinkly moment.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32'How I wonder how they managed that, Anton.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36'The Reds have stars in their eyes, they can't count.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43'"Above" is the 12th word they're looking for,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46'but they were stuck on "are".
0:17:46 > 0:17:48'It's not even an option. They finally take a punt
0:17:48 > 0:17:51'but the captain's shouting the opposite.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53'A last-gasp dash and Zara's a lucky girl.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56'She'd have got a face full of water if Joe had got it wrong.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Just a word of advice -
0:17:59 > 0:18:01it's not necessary to lead with your face.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06But you do get maximum points - 20 points!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09CHEERING
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Austin, this one is big AND clever.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Who's being a clever in your team to face it?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- I'll give you a clue.- It's not you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- It's those two.- Where am I looking?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- It's a recipe for disaster. - No, it's not.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29You're gonna be great. Are you ready to get in shape?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- I'm absolutely ready. - Are you sure?- No.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Step on to the play area. - CHEERING
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yes! Yes!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Yes! Ahhh...
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And bring on the Wall!
0:18:53 > 0:18:5638 or 36?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58PEOPLE SHOUT OUT
0:19:00 > 0:19:02CHEERING
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Jonathan, perfect adding up.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14'Toyah and Barney look like they're waiting for a lollipop lady
0:19:14 > 0:19:18'as Austin wracks his brains from the edge of the pool.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20'There are eleven players on a football team.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23'Plus seven players on a netball team.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25'That gives a total of 36.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- 'Austin has made his decision.' - It's 36!
0:19:28 > 0:19:33'Ladies first, says Barney, and even some mischief making can't give the Blues the blues.'
0:19:33 > 0:19:3520 points!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38CHEERING
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- I'm so relieved.- You're very bright!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46After all that bustling around, the scores on the floor are
0:19:46 > 0:19:49particularly ugly reading if you're Joe Swash.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51His team have 35 points,
0:19:51 > 0:19:55but in the lead on 67 points is Austin's team!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59CHEERING
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Very soon someone is going to face the Frankenwall Monster
0:20:04 > 0:20:07that is the Great Wall!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15That will be decided in round five, the cruel conundrum that I like to call
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Anton's Twist.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22CHEERING
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Each team faces a wall that has been thought up by the sneakiest,
0:20:30 > 0:20:35craftiest part of my brain. To get through it will take real determination and courage.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38It will be worth the effort,
0:20:38 > 0:20:42because it will bring the teams 30 huge points.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47- Joe...- Yes?- As current loser...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Thank you very much.- ..you go first.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Lovely stuff.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54It is the Mystery Guest Wall.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oooh!
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- I have a mystery guest waiting up there for you, but...- Yes?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- You have to play this... - Is it my mum?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Is it my mum? You'll need a big wall if it's my mum!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Don't show that bit, she'll kill me.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13A huge wall, is that what you're saying?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- We need two walls. - Two walls to beat your mum.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Shall we find out who it is? - Yes!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Mystery guest, slide in, please!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28CHEERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's my mum.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's your mum!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40What are you doing here?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42What's she doing here?!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- I didn't mean what I said. - I heard every word.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- How's he doing, your lad? - He's doing very well.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- He's a good boy.- He is?- He is a good boy.- Rude about his mum.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I'm used to it, Anton, I'm used to it.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Lovely to meet you. Sorry about your son disrespecting you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03LAUGHTER
0:22:03 > 0:22:04He's a lovely young man.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Are you ready to get in shape? - Definitely.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Come on, mum. Step up to the play area.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13CHEERING
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Come on!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19We can do this.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22And bring on the Wall!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- I know, sit on my knee! - Just sit on his knee!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Sit on my knee.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Put your legs up!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Put your legs up!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55HE LAUGHS
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Talk us through what Joe did with his lovely mum.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00How could he, Anton? He's supposed to be a mummy's boy!
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Joe's still reeling from the surprise, but Mum's determined not to take a dip.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06As for the shape,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09it should really be little Joe sitting on his mum's lap.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11But Joe wants to prove he's all grown up
0:23:11 > 0:23:13so he grabs her and tries to lift.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Mum never quite gets her legs off the ground,
0:23:16 > 0:23:18and when The Wall arrives, the Swashes get a washing!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Oh-h-h-h! What a disaster.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You didn't line your mum up very well there, did you?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I tried my best!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Ten points for Mum.- Yeah!- Well done.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37SHE MOUTHS Thank you.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42Austin, yours is a bit special... because it involves 100 people.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47You're absolutely right to be confused. But the good news
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- is that you only need one of you. - Oh, right, OK.- Who's it to be?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Well, I think that... - It's got to be you, hasn't it?
0:23:53 > 0:23:59I've got the grasp of this. We want someone who is small and can get through holes, who is dry.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01ANTON LAUGHS
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Toyah, you're perfect for that. Off you go!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Toyah, my love... - Hello.- The good news is...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Actually, there's no good news! The bad news is
0:24:10 > 0:24:13you'll be standing on the play area over there
0:24:13 > 0:24:14and you'll be backing The Wall.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- What, my back to The Wall?! - You'll be backing The Wall.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20But you'll have 100 people over there...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23CHEERING
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- ..to mirror the wall shape for you to get in.- Don't let me down!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- They won't.- What about the people with the Joe Swash banner?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32That's slightly biased, can we have them removed?
0:24:32 > 0:24:37- No, they're all right just where they are!- A word of advice - don't look at them.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38All right!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Step up to the play area.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Come on, Toyah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Don't let me down!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Hello, loves!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Stand up.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Let's have a little practice. I'm going to go left. Ready? Shape left!
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Shape right.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59SOME LAUGHTER
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'll get you a towel, you'll be all right.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- All right, are you ready?!- Yes!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Are YOU ready? - As ready as I'll ever be!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Bring on the wall!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21ALL SHOUT OUT
0:25:24 > 0:25:27ENTHUSIASTIC SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:25:27 > 0:25:28ALL: Ooh!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Why are you so pleased with yourselves?!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42You went in the water!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Jonathan...they were terrible.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49'Toya left her fate in the hands of our studio audience
0:25:49 > 0:25:50'and she paid the price.'
0:25:50 > 0:25:55'The shape wasn't too difficult, it was just all about the position of it,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58'and that was nowhere near where Toya began.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01'She scuttled across the play area like a crab across the sand,
0:26:01 > 0:26:05'and was agonisingly close to pulling off and unlikely escape.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08'Alas, crabs are equally at home in the water,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- 'and that's where Toya ends up.' - You were SO close!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15They were brilliant but none of them were telling me where to stand!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I grant you that,
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- but their shaping was nice! - Oh, good!
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- I think you deserve ten points! - Oh, yes!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29I love that round. It's quite literally twisting by the pool.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32At the end of an absorbing contest, I can tell you that Joe...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34has 45 points.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39With 77 points, and in control of the Great Wall, it's Austin's team!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Yes, the Great Wall, a legendary wall that has defeated many great warriors.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Its means of attack are these -
0:26:54 > 0:26:58it moves at super speed towards three players,
0:26:58 > 0:27:02all of whom have to get through it to bag that £10,000 for charity.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07Austin, you can play or pass The Great Wall,
0:27:07 > 0:27:12but be told - The Great Wall is a great unknown - sometimes,
0:27:12 > 0:27:17it's incredibly difficult. Sometimes, easy as pie.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18What's it to be?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Are you gonna play or pass?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24But, if you do take it on and fail, the money automatically goes
0:27:24 > 0:27:28to Joe's team over there.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- What's it to be? Are you gonna play or pass?- We're gonna play.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33You're gonna play!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37What a lovely decision.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- Thank you.- Good luck!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- Are you ready to get in shape?- Yes! - Well, step up to the play area
0:27:43 > 0:27:45one last time!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50AUSTIN YELPS
0:27:50 > 0:27:52That was a stinger!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58This is it! Bring on The Great Wall!
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Oh, my God!
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Austin, get down! Get down, Austin!
0:28:12 > 0:28:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:24 > 0:28:28- Well done, well done.- Well done.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29- Congratulations.- Unlucky!
0:28:29 > 0:28:33Jonathan, show us that fabulous Great Wall again.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36'The Blues give a magnificent team performance
0:28:36 > 0:28:37'with an imperious Great Wall.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40'It's officially an easy wall,
0:28:40 > 0:28:43'but that's no guarantee of success. But not even a scratch.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46'Toya is down, legs up and ready -
0:28:46 > 0:28:50'Barney's not quite so keen to wave his legs in the air, but gets there,
0:28:50 > 0:28:54'and that leaves Captain Healey to deal with the frog leap of faith -
0:28:54 > 0:28:57'we never doubted him. The bragging rights go to the blue team.'
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Congratulations. Where's the £10,000 going?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02We've drawn lots, and today,
0:29:02 > 0:29:05it's gonna go to my charity, the Rainbow Trust,
0:29:05 > 0:29:10- which looks after families with terminally ill children. - Thank you very much. Fabulous.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Well, that's it for now. We'll be back next time
0:29:16 > 0:29:19for another battle between solid wall and shaky celebrity!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Goodnight!
0:29:21 > 0:29:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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