Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I'm Rick Edwards, and this is Impossible.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13APPLAUSE

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Welcome to Impossible, the quiz with the third dimension.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Most quiz shows just have right answers and wrong answers,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21but here we also have impossible answers.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25They're not just wrong - they couldn't possibly be right.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Hoping to get lots of right answers whilst dodging those pesky impossible answers

0:00:28 > 0:00:30are 24 players.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Hello, players! ALL:- Hello!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34These guys had a good weekend, I think.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37They've been with us for a week, they're here for another week,

0:00:37 > 0:00:41and every day one of them will have the chance to unlock this.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- ALL:- Ooh!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Our golden exclamation mark

0:00:45 > 0:00:48filled with 10,000 £1 coins.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51At the end of each show one of our troupe of 24

0:00:51 > 0:00:53will face the final question.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Here it is.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- ALL:- Ooh...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Today's £10,000 question.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Get this right, and all of that money comes flooding out.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07So, week two, five more chances to win some cash.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10We have a new player today, Matt.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Hello, Matt. How are you doing? - Hello, Rick.- Pleased to be here?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Excited.- What do you do, Matt?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm a postman.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19OK, and when you're not posting letters, what do you do?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Currently chasing my one-year-old daughter around the living room.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, that's got to keep you fit, Matt. What's your daughter called?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- She's called Isla. - Will she be watching?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- She will, yeah.- Good stuff. - Cheering me on, hopefully.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hello, Isla. Everyone, say hello to Isla.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- ALL:- Hello, Isla.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Nice to have you here, Matt. - Thank you.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Elizabeth - what's the furthest you've got so far, Elizabeth?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42I think, like, third round.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Third round's not bad.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yeah, it was the oesophagus question.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49I was asleep in science. I'm so sorry, Miss Kesteven. I'm sorry.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oh, your science teacher's fuming if she's watching!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55But nice to apologise.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57All right, well, best of luck to everyone.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Let's crack on. You will face five multiple-choice questions,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02each with three answers.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03The right answers scores you a point,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05the wrong answer scores you nothing.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08But if you choose the impossible answer...

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Disaster. You will immediately be knocked out of today's show and

0:02:11 > 0:02:13you'll have to try again tomorrow.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14After five questions,

0:02:14 > 0:02:17the highest scorer gets the first chance to bag a place

0:02:17 > 0:02:19in today's final. Are we ready?

0:02:19 > 0:02:20- ALL:- Yes!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Here's your first question.

0:02:36 > 0:02:4022 Ottomans, and a couple of Romans.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41The right answer...

0:02:42 > 0:02:45..is Ottoman, so a point to all of you.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Let's see what the impossible answer was.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50C, the Hackney Empire -

0:02:50 > 0:02:54not a historical empire, a theatre in East London.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56So, Colin and Elizabeth, you escape.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Question number two.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14All answers out there, mainly Bs.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16The right answer...

0:03:16 > 0:03:19was B, so a point to all of you.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21The impossible answer...

0:03:23 > 0:03:27..is A, Taunton, which is in Somerset,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30which means, Callum, Lisa, Heemy,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Elizabeth...

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I'm only coming to you to say goodbye again, Elizabeth.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36- Bye!- See you tomorrow.

0:03:38 > 0:03:4020 left in, question number three.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57The right answer...

0:03:59 > 0:04:01..is commander, A. A point to all of you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Alice.- Hello.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Admiral.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yeah, an admiral's in the Navy, right?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09You tell me, Alice.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I think so, I'm fairly sure!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ben.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Is an admiral in the Navy?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I fluffed my lines here, Rick. An admiral is in the Navy,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19and a commander obviously is, too,

0:04:19 > 0:04:21so I'm obviously sitting the next one out.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh, Ben.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The impossible answer...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29..is group captain, which is a rank

0:04:29 > 0:04:32in the RAF, not in the Navy.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ben, Tracey, Ahmed and Robert,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36see you all tomorrow.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Question number four.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57A full house of answers, As, Bs, and Cs.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00The answer you should have gone for, the right answer, is...

0:05:02 > 0:05:04..A, hydrogen.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Wasserstoff means water stuff, so a point to all of those As.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Wendy.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12You saw the look on my face, didn't you?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I did see the look on your face.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I was like, "Wendy is not happy."

0:05:16 > 0:05:19No, I'm not happy, because I've clearly got the impossible answer.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Scott, do you think you've avoided the impossible answer with nitrogen?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- I would agree with Wendy, I think I'm pretty confidently still in.- OK.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28The impossible answer...

0:05:31 > 0:05:34..is C, oestrogen.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oestrogen is a female hormone.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Of course it is. - Not a chemical element.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Wendy, Susan and Karen,

0:05:40 > 0:05:42we have to say goodbye.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Bye.- See you tomorrow.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46And the German for nitrogen is stickstoff!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Good people, the Germans. Going into the final question,

0:05:49 > 0:05:54we have seven of you on a maximum of four points, so all to play for.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Question five.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09So, almost everyone has gone Looby Loo,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12apart from Colin, who's gone with Scooby-Doo.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Well, Andy Pandy was before my time,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16so I just assumed

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Scooby-Doo features in cartoons, so that's a children's TV character.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Tried to play it safe.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Ah, so you think you have played it safe

0:06:22 > 0:06:24and avoided the impossible answer?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- I'm not too sure, now! - Because I'm talking to you.- Yes!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I'll put you out of your misery.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29The impossible answer is...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Betty Boo was a pop singer,

0:06:34 > 0:06:36whose most famous song was Doin' The Do

0:06:36 > 0:06:40in 1990. Not to be confused with Betty Boop,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42who was a cartoon character.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Colin, you play on. Now let's see where the points are going.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48The right answer was Looby Loo.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51So everyone who went for C gets a point.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Which means at the end of that round,

0:06:53 > 0:06:58seven people on a maximum five points. Strong round.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01But the fastest to lock in their answers across that round...

0:07:03 > 0:07:04..was Anna!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05APPLAUSE

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Congratulations, Anna,

0:07:07 > 0:07:10you have the first chance to grab a place in today's final!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Hello, Anna. How does it feel to be down here?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18I'm in complete shock.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I've gone, basically after the third question almost every time.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25If you were to win the £10,000, what would you spend it on, Anna?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Do something really nice for my mum. She's...

0:07:27 > 0:07:31like, my best friend and she does so much for me and my brother.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It would be really nice to do something nice for her.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Go away on, like a girls' holiday?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Yeah, somewhere like Greece, do spas, stuff like that.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41And what do you do in your spare time, Anna? I know you're a student.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43In Manchester, I'm on the lacrosse team.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Quite violent, lacrosse, isn't it?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah, that's probably why... probably why I like it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK. Let's focus.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54This is your chance to put up to £500 into the daily prize pot,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58and take a big step towards playing the £10,000 question.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I'm going to give you a choice of four topics...

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Classical Music, Science, Radio or Film.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Any that grab you?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11There's been a couple of film questions that I've thought,

0:08:11 > 0:08:15"Oh, my God, I just know that 100%", so...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- I'll go for Film.- OK, so Film?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Mm-hmm.- Happy with that choice? - Yep.- Here's how it works.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'm going to reveal nine answers.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38How many of those out of the nine have you seen?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I know that Matt Damon is in two of them.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42So... Maybe it's got something to do with that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Maybe it has! Shall we have a look at the first half of the question?

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Yeah.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49In which film starring Sean Bean...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I love Game Of Thrones, so I know who he is.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- OK, good.- And he dies in everything.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55So Love Actually is quite a nice happy film

0:08:55 > 0:08:59and I'm pretty sure he's not in it, so I'm going to go Love Actually.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03If this is right, you put £100 into the prize pot.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Is Love Actually an impossible answer?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08It is.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10APPLAUSE

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sean Bean is not in that film,

0:09:12 > 0:09:16as you rightly say. One down, four to go.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'm going to go Sexy Beast.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Is Sexy Beast an impossible answer?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24It is.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26APPLAUSE

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Two from two, £200 in the daily prize pot.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30GoldenEye.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34GoldenEye. Seen GoldenEye?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36No.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Any idea what it is?- Is...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Is it the James Bond film?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41I don't know.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Is GoldenEye an impossible answer?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Unfortunately not. Sean Bean is in GoldenEye.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Let's eliminate two more impossible answers.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56All of these are complete guesses,

0:09:56 > 0:09:57but I'm going to go...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Patriot Games.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Is Patriot Games an impossible answer?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10It's not, I'm afraid.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sean Bean is in Patriot Games.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14One more go.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Equilibrium.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Total guess?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20100%.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Is Equilibrium an impossible answer?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, it's not.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Oh, no.- He is in Equilibrium.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Nevertheless, put £200 into the prize pot,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let's hope you're going to be playing for that money and for

0:10:36 > 0:10:37a shot at the £10,000 question.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40In a moment I'm doing to reveal the second half of the question,

0:10:40 > 0:10:42and I'll be looking for the right answer.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Give me the right answer and you'll be in the final.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Give me a wrong answer

0:10:46 > 0:10:49and the next-best player will have a chance to steal your place,

0:10:49 > 0:10:52and I can tell you that that person

0:10:52 > 0:10:53was Craig.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Ooh.- Quite often waiting in the wings, actually, Craig.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Quietly.- Yeah. He's a bit of a sneaky one!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01He is a little bit sneaky!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03If you give me an impossible answer, Anna,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06and we do know that there are three still up there,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08you will be eliminated from today's show.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- OK.- Shall we have a look at the full question?

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Yes.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15In which film starring Sean Bean...

0:11:16 > 0:11:19..is his character still alive at the end?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Now, you did know that he always dies.- Yeah.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm going to say GoldenEye.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29- GoldenEye?- Yeah.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33If Sean Bean's character is still alive at the end of GoldenEye,

0:11:33 > 0:11:34you're in the final.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37If his character is dead at the end of GoldenEye,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40then Craig has the chance to steal your place in the final.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Is GoldenEye the right answer?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Unfortunately not. He gets killed by Bond. He plays the villain.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now, Craig... Sneaky Craig!

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Which is your favourite film?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58GoldenEye. I'm a big Bond fan

0:11:58 > 0:11:59so I knew he died in that.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I am going to play it safe as well

0:12:01 > 0:12:04because I really don't know but I will go for an answer

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I know is not impossible.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'll go for Equilibrium.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11So, if Equilibrium is the right answer,

0:12:11 > 0:12:12you steal Anna's place in the final.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15If it's a wrong answer, Anna's in the final.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Is Sean Bean's character at the end

0:12:18 > 0:12:20of Equilibrium still alive?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I'm afraid not, Craig.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28In Equilibrium, he's killed by Christian Bale's character.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Anna, now, with the pressure off, what are you going for?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33The Martian.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34You'd be absolutely right.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Oh, really?!- Yes, you would, Anna.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38That was the answer you were looking for.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41The other impossible answers...

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Braveheart, not a Sean Bean film,

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Layer Cake, not a Sean Bean film,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49and Saving Private Ryan, not a Sean Bean film.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- OK.- So, lucky escape, Anna. We'll see you in the final.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54APPLAUSE

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Still two places left in today's final alongside Anna.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Let's find out who's going to be claiming the next one.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Good luck. Here's your first question.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21The right answer...

0:13:22 > 0:13:24..is B, Ghost Protocol.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Point to all of you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27The impossible answer...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32..is C, Project Almanac - not a Mission: Impossible film.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34That was a sci-fi released in 2015,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36nothing to do with Mission: Impossible.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Question number two.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53The right answer...

0:13:54 > 0:13:56..is C, caveat emptor.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58So, a point to all of you.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Martyn, you have previously said

0:13:59 > 0:14:01that foreign languages are not your forte.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04No, I think "cart blank" sounds a bit French, so...

0:14:04 > 0:14:05I'm happy I'm safe, anyway.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08OK, let's see if you are. The impossible answer...

0:14:10 > 0:14:14..is carte blanche, which is a French phrase meaning "blank paper".

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Pro bono is a Latin phrase.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18So you're safe. Question number three.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34So we've got mainly As, and a couple of Bs.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36The right answer...

0:14:36 > 0:14:38is A, Tony Hadley.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So, a point to all of you who went for that. Colin...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42You've gone with B, Gary Kemp.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Are you safe?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yes. I think Andrew Ridgeley's part of Wham!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48And I remember Gary Kemp is the brother of Martin Kemp,

0:14:48 > 0:14:50who used to be in EastEnders, so I think I'm all right.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52You think you're all right. Let's see if you are.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54The impossible answer...

0:14:56 > 0:14:57..is C, Andrew Ridgeley.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59And exactly right, Colin, he was in Wham!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Question number four.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16So, we've got all answers out there.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Craig, how often have you tucked into a delicious masgouf?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I thought...

0:15:23 > 0:15:25..osso buco was a meat dish.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Scott, Craig thinks osso buco is a meat dish.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33He could be right. I am allergic to all fish and seafood.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36It appears I'm allergic to all fish and seafood questions as well.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Oh, dear, Scott! What a terrible way to find out!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43OK, the impossible answer is...

0:15:45 > 0:15:47..A.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Osso buco. Craig, you were right.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54It is a meat dish. It's made with delicious veal shins,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56so you might actually quite like it, Scott.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- I might like it, yeah. - Yeah, weirdly.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00But unfortunately, we have to say goodbye.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- We'll see you tomorrow. - Thank you.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04And the right answer...

0:16:05 > 0:16:06..is C, gravadlax.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09So, a point to everyone who went for C.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11So, going into the last question of this round,

0:16:11 > 0:16:15we have two people on a maximum four points, and they are Ted and Jo.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Question five.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Ted and Jo have both gone with B, Nepal.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Let's see if you've avoided the impossible answer.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39C, Bangladesh. Sorry, Craig.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Bangladesh is not landlocked.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43It has a coastline, it borders the Bay of Bengal.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45We'll see you tomorrow, Craig.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Let's see if our leaders both gave the right answer, which was...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54..B, Nepal, so yes, they did,

0:16:54 > 0:16:58meaning that both Ted and Jo both finish on the maximum five points.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01And it comes down to speed - pure speed.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Very, very close

0:17:04 > 0:17:07but it was Ted who locked his answers in the fastest.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08APPLAUSE

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Congratulations, Ted, you have the second chance

0:17:10 > 0:17:12to grab a place in today's final.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Hello, Ted.- Hello, Rick.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- How are you doing?- I'm doing well. It's nice to be down here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23So what do you do, Ted? Remind me.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Well, I'm retired but I also run a little smallholding

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- and breed Dexter cattle. - And how's that?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Well, they do it, I don't. - LAUGHTER

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Sure. But sometimes you have to give them a bit of assistance, don't you?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- We have to put them together. - Exactly. You're like a matchmaker for cows.- Precisely, yeah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42How much does a decent bull cost?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Oh, a couple of thousand. - Does it, now?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yeah. If you want the best.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49I'm hoping to get that and then I can buy a new one.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51If you were to win this £10,000...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Yeah?- Get yourself a lovely new bull, what are you going to call it?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Richard sounds a good name, doesn't it?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59You might even want to abbreviate that.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Rick?- Yes, thank you, Ted!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Wasn't hard, was it?- Sorry, go on!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05So we'll have a lovely bull called Rick.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Yeah.- That's what we're aiming for.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Right.- Shall we have a look at these three topics?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Yes, please.- All right.

0:18:10 > 0:18:16The remaining ones are classical music, science and radio.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Not the greatest of choice

0:18:17 > 0:18:20but I'll go for radio because I'm intrigued to know what that is.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Let's have a little look, shall we?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25We're going to show you nine answers related to radio.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Got anything on those for me?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Well, let's see what happens with the question.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42It is...

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Which Radio 4 comedy show...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Ah, right.- Ah.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- That's all right, then.- So, five

0:18:47 > 0:18:48of those answers are impossible.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- OK.- Couldn't possibly be the answer

0:18:50 > 0:18:52because they're not

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Radio 4 comedy shows.- Right.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I want you to eliminate those five

0:18:56 > 0:18:59and put some money in the daily prize pot, £100 for each.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Let's go for it, then. - Where shall we start?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Would I Lie To You?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Is Would I Lie To You? an impossible answer?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Spot on, Ted. - Good start, good start.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's a BBC TV panel show.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yes. Then we'll go for...

0:19:16 > 0:19:20..Play to the Whistle, which, once again, I think is on television.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Is Play to the Whistle an impossible answer?

0:19:24 > 0:19:25It is.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28APPLAUSE

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Play to the Whistle is an ITV comedy sports panel show

0:19:31 > 0:19:32presented by Holly Willoughby.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35So, £200 added to the prize pot, now stands at £400.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Going along very nicely, Ted.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Now we'll take out The Moral Maze.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41The Moral Maze, is that an impossible answer?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45APPLAUSE

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Absolutely right, it is a Radio 4 show,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50but it's a serious ethical discussion show.

0:19:51 > 0:19:57Right, I'll take out now Fighting Talk, which I believe is 5 Live.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Fighting Talk.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00You think it's on 5 Live.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Yeah.- Is Fighting Talk an impossible answer?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07APPLAUSE

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Very accurate stuff, here, as well, targeted like a laser, Ted!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Absolutely!- That is on 5 Live.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- This is my sort of question. - Four from four.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Let's go for the fifth, which I think is More or Less.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20More or Less.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22But I can't tell you what it is,

0:20:22 > 0:20:25it's just I know the other four are the comedy shows.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Is More or Less an impossible answer?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31APPLAUSE

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Wonderful stuff, Ted.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Thank you very much.- You may or may not be interested to know that is my favourite show on Radio 4.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- No, I am interested. - It's all about numbers

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- and the numbers around us. - Oh, right!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46So, £500 added to the prize pot,

0:20:46 > 0:20:48which now stands at £700,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50but are you going to be playing

0:20:50 > 0:20:54for that money and a shot at the £10,000 question in today's final?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57In a moment I'm going to reveal the second half of the question

0:20:57 > 0:20:59and what I want from you, Ted, is the right answer.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Right.- Give me that, you're in the final, alongside Anna.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Give me a wrong answer

0:21:04 > 0:21:06and the next-best player will have the chance to

0:21:06 > 0:21:09steal your place in the final.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12As we know, that player is Jo.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Now, Ted, you are in a strong position because there are no

0:21:16 > 0:21:19impossible answers left up there, you've got rid of all of them.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Yeah.- Shall we have a look at the full question?- Yes, please.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Which Radio 4 comedy show...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28..describes itself as the antidote to panel games?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Seems an odd answer, doesn't it? I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'm going to have to push you, Ted.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42OK... I'm still sorry, I haven't got a clue.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Just, I am going to...

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I am going to need an answer, Ted.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49OK, what about...

0:21:49 > 0:21:51top right?

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Top right. I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, yes. OK.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Fan of the show?- Love it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Yeah.- Doesn't feel like you're going to get a look-in here, Jo.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Sorry, Jo.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Does I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue describe itself

0:22:06 > 0:22:07as the antidote to panel games?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yes, it does.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Exemplary grid work, Ted.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Thank you very much. - Congratulations, you're in the final.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17APPLAUSE

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Just the one place left up for grabs in the final.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Who's it going to be? Only nine of you surviving.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29OK, good luck. Here's your first question.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45So, we have seven Cs, and a couple of As.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46The right answer...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49..is C, Fleabag.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Point to all of you. The impossible answer...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55..is B, Parks and Recreation,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57which is an American sitcom.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Matt, you and Annie both survive.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Question number two.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14All answers out there.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Shirley, you've done for venturi.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18- I haven't tried C for a while. - LAUGHTER

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Nice to give C a little run-out.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- See what it's saying.- Yeah, why not?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Martyn. You went for Eustachian.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29I thought that were the answer before it gradually come up.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Oh, I love that, Martyn! - So...- No need for the answers.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34No need to be right, but that's what I've got in my head, at least.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35The right answer...

0:23:37 > 0:23:38..is A, Eustachian.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40You were spot on, Martyn.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42A point to all of you who went for that.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44The impossible answer...

0:23:46 > 0:23:50..is C. Venturi tubes are not found in the human body.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53They're used to measure liquid flow in physics.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Shirley, Alice, see you tomorrow.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Question number three, seven of you left in play.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Everybody bar one has gone for B.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16The right answer...

0:24:17 > 0:24:19..is B. NME.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20A point to all of you.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Matt, have he ever delivered any magazines on the round?

0:24:23 > 0:24:24- It's mainly junk mail. - LAUGHTER

0:24:26 > 0:24:27And we all thank you for it, Matt.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Have you avoided the impossible answer, though?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yes, the impossible answer is wired,

0:24:33 > 0:24:35not a music magazine, more of a tech magazine.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Question number four.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51TIMER PINGS

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Matt, you were clinging on a bit here.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- I was.- Unfortunately, you didn't lock your answer in in time.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Which means we have to say goodbye.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- We'll see you tomorrow. - Cheers, thank you.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Martyn, you went with zucchetto.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- You're the only person who did.- It's another foreign language question.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Sorry, Martyn.- It sounds Italian

0:25:10 > 0:25:12but it's probably a pasta.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14The impossible answer...

0:25:17 > 0:25:21..is A, Masaccio, who was an Italian painter.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24We lose three of you - Mark, Colin and Jo.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26See you tomorrow.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Let's see where the points are going.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31The right answer...

0:25:33 > 0:25:35..is C, zucchetto.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Italian is my second language, you see. I kept it quiet!

0:25:39 > 0:25:43You're lulling me into a sense of security, Martyn!

0:25:43 > 0:25:46All this nonsense about not being good on foreign languages.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Sitting there smugly thinking, "Oh, zucchetto."

0:25:50 > 0:25:51You get a point.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Which means that going into the final question,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57with three players remaining,

0:25:57 > 0:26:00you are the only one on a maximum of four points, Martyn.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04All thanks to your excellent grasp of Italian.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05- Grazie. - LAUGHTER

0:26:05 > 0:26:09Stop showing off, Martyn! HE LAUGHS

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Question number five.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28So, Martyn, if you've got this right, you've won the round.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29The right answer...

0:26:31 > 0:26:34..is C. A Tribe Called Quest.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36So no points to anyone.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Seri, have you and Martyn avoided the impossible answer?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I'm not sure. I took a bit of a punt at this one,

0:26:43 > 0:26:47just because I know that Twenty One Pilots had released quite a few

0:26:47 > 0:26:50things this year. But I don't know whether they're American or not.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53If you've both given the impossible answer,

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Annie will win this round.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56The impossible answer is...

0:26:59 > 0:27:02..B, Wolfmother, who are an Australian band.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Annie, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06We'll see you tomorrow.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09That also means, Martyn, you've won the round.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Congratulations, you have the last chance to grab a place in today's final.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17APPLAUSE

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Martyn, how does it feel down in the grid area?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22It took a long time coming, but...

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Worth the wait, isn't it? Well worth the wait.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28And you were saying if you won the money you'd like to go to Vegas

0:27:28 > 0:27:30and renew your wedding vows?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Yeah. We've been married... Oh, now there's a question.

0:27:33 > 0:27:38We've been married... 33 years this year. So...

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Did I sound confident? - Do that again, Martyn.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43We'll edit it in so you absolutely know it.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Here we go. How many years have you been married, Martyn?

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Oh, we've been married 33 years this year.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Very good, Martyn. LAUGHTER

0:27:49 > 0:27:52We definitely won't keep the other bit, don't worry.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Thank you very much.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55So, are you excited, are you nervous?

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Are you feeling confident? - A little nervous.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00I know the categories, so I'm far from confident.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02But hey-ho, see what it chucks at me.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Let's just refresh our memory.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Classical Music or Science.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10It's got to be Science.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Classical Music, you might as well teach me to speak Zambezi.

0:28:13 > 0:28:14I've no idea.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that you spoke Zambezi!

0:28:19 > 0:28:21So we're going to go with science?

0:28:21 > 0:28:24- Yes.- The best of a bad bunch. - The best of two bad choices.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27All right. Science it is.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Here come your nine answers.

0:28:43 > 0:28:48- Do you want to see the first half of the question?- Let's see the first half of the question.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51So which piece of medical apparatus...?

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Oh, dear.- Five of those are impossible

0:28:55 > 0:28:59because they are not pieces of medical apparatus.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02I want you to get rid of all five,

0:29:02 > 0:29:04thus putting £500 into the daily prize pot,

0:29:04 > 0:29:07which currently stands at £700.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09Where would you like to start, Martyn?

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Well, let's start with what I am actually confident of.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I play a bit of golf myself.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17I think a mashie niblick is a golf club.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Is mashie niblick an impossible answer?

0:29:22 > 0:29:23APPLAUSE

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Yes. And you're spot on.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28It's kind of an obsolete golf club but it is a golf club.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Yeah.- Where next?

0:29:30 > 0:29:31£100 added to the prize pot.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34It now stands at £800. Good start.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Right, we'll try one that sounds...

0:29:37 > 0:29:40It sounds a bit Italian, this.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43I'm on spot on Italian. I'll try with spinet.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45No idea what it is, to be truthful,

0:29:45 > 0:29:47but it sounds like a musical instrument

0:29:47 > 0:29:48or something like that, maybe.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I don't know. Spinet, anyway.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54Spinet. Going for it because of your Italian connection.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55Correct.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Is spinet an impossible answer?

0:30:01 > 0:30:03APPLAUSE

0:30:03 > 0:30:06You're right. And get this, Martyn, it's a keyboard instrument.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10- Well, there you go.- You keep pretending you don't know stuff,

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- but you know everything, Martyn! - I do.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Two from two.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Yeah, let's say Deschamps needle.

0:30:17 > 0:30:22Maybe it's a French lighthouse or something like that.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25Well... It must be French.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27French is not my strong topic.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28I'm better at Italian.

0:30:28 > 0:30:29We'll go for Deschamps needle.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Deschamps needle.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Is Deschamps needle an impossible answer?

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Sadly not.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43It is not a French lighthouse.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47Two more goes left. Let's eliminate two more impossible answers.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51OK, let's try winnower.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Is winnower an impossible answer?

0:30:56 > 0:30:57APPLAUSE

0:30:59 > 0:31:02It's actually a piece of farming apparatus used to separate

0:31:02 > 0:31:03the wheat from the chaff.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06So effectively on this show, I'm the winnower.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Three from four. One go remaining.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Let's get rid of one more impossible answer.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15It's between two. I am going to go for otoscope.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19- Otoscope.- It sounds like it should be, but I'm hoping it's not.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21- So you're hoping it's... - A red herring.- ..a tricksy one.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Yes. Let's hope so.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27OK. Is otoscope an impossible answer?

0:31:31 > 0:31:34It's a normal-coloured herring, I'm afraid.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36It's a piece of medical apparatus.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Nevertheless, you put £300 into the daily prize pot,

0:31:39 > 0:31:42which now stands at £1,000.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45In a moment I'm going to reveal the second half of the question.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47I'll be looking for the right answer.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Give me the right answer,

0:31:49 > 0:31:51you're in the final.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Give me a wrong answer and the next-best player has

0:31:53 > 0:31:56the chance to steal that place.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59That is Seri.

0:31:59 > 0:32:00Stand by, Seri.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01Yes, stood by.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03Good luck, Martyn.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Thank you very much. - She says, cackling!

0:32:07 > 0:32:09Now, if you give me an impossible answer,

0:32:09 > 0:32:11and we do know there are still two up there,

0:32:11 > 0:32:14you will be eliminated from today's show.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- OK.- Shall we have a look at the full question?- Let's have a look.

0:32:17 > 0:32:23Which piece of medical apparatus is used to examine a patient's ear?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26HE CHUCKLES

0:32:27 > 0:32:29OK, the one I thought was a red herring,

0:32:29 > 0:32:30I'm going to go for this time.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31I'm going to say otoscope.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34It sounds like you should examine something with a scope,

0:32:34 > 0:32:35so let's go for otoscope.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38And I know it's not a wrong answer anyway, so...

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Let's go for otoscope.- Feels safe.

0:32:40 > 0:32:41- Sounds about right.- Yeah.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45Going to go otoscope. OK.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47If otoscope is the right answer,

0:32:47 > 0:32:49you're in the final, Martyn.

0:32:49 > 0:32:50If it's a wrong answer,

0:32:50 > 0:32:52Seri has a chance to steal.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Is an otoscope used to examine a patient's ear?

0:32:58 > 0:33:00It is!

0:33:01 > 0:33:02Well done, Martyn.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Dodged a bullet.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07The other impossible answers, any idea?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Yeah, I do now. Barometer is staring me in the face.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Oh, what an idiot. Anyway, barometer.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Absolutely. Used to measure atmospheric pressure.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17And the one you couldn't pronounce,

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- but I can, but I'll leave you to say it.- Go on, give it a go.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Give it a go.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23- Sphygmomanometer. - Yeah, one more time.- Yeah.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25And it's sphygmomanometer.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28The - wait - sphygmomanometer...

0:33:28 > 0:33:29Thank you.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33..is the technical term for the machine that is used to measure blood pressure.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36Yours was good enough for me. I'll take that. So...

0:33:38 > 0:33:41On the process of elimination, Halligan bar must be wrong.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- Halligan bar, you think?- Yes.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- It is.- What's that?- That is used by emergency services to access

0:33:46 > 0:33:48properties. Well done, Martyn.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50- You're through to the final.- Lovely.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52APPLAUSE

0:33:56 > 0:33:59For the rest of you I'm afraid that victory today proved impossible.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03- We'll see you all tomorrow. Goodbye! ALL:- Goodbye.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05For Anna, Ted and Martyn, it's time for the final.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14So, Anna, Ted and Martyn, there's £1,000 in today's prize pot.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Only one of you can win that money

0:34:17 > 0:34:21and the right to face the £10,000 question.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Now, all of the ambitions with the money are quite sweet.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25Anna would go on

0:34:25 > 0:34:27a girls' holiday with her mum.

0:34:27 > 0:34:31Martyn would go and renew his vows in Vegas with his wife.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33And sweetest of all, Ted would name a bullock after me.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35LAUGHTER

0:34:35 > 0:34:39You're each going to start with ten lives.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41There they are. The questions are on the buzzer.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Most of them are normal, straightforward questions,

0:34:43 > 0:34:45with normal, straightforward answers.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Buzz and get one right, you knock a life off both of your opponents.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Buzz and get one wrong, you lose one of your own lives.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53However, some of the questions are impossible.

0:34:53 > 0:34:54They make no sense.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57They're illogical. If you think you've spotted one of those,

0:34:57 > 0:35:00all you have to do is buzz in and say "impossible."

0:35:00 > 0:35:02The really bad news for your opponents -

0:35:02 > 0:35:03they will both lose two lives.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06But if you say a question is impossible when it isn't,

0:35:06 > 0:35:09or give any other answer to an impossible question,

0:35:09 > 0:35:12it is you who will lose two lives.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15So tread very carefully, please.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18The last player standing will take the £1,000.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21- Ready?- Yeah.- Yes.- Good luck.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25Elastigirl and Frozone are superheroes...

0:35:25 > 0:35:26Mr Incredibles?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30..in which 2004 animated film?

0:35:30 > 0:35:32THE Incredibles.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37I'm afraid we have to take your first answer, Mr Incredibles,

0:35:37 > 0:35:38which is wrong.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39As you know, it's The Incredibles.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43- You lose a life, Anna. - My favourite film, when I was a kid.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46What name is given to the art of clipping shrubs or trees

0:35:46 > 0:35:47into ornamental...?

0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Martyn.- Topiary.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51..into ornamental shapes? It is topiary.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Ted and Anna, you lose a life.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58A cricket bat is traditionally made from the wood of which...

0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Martyn.- Willow. - ..wood of which tree?

0:36:00 > 0:36:01It is willow.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Ted and Anna, you lose another life.

0:36:05 > 0:36:11In 1981, which keyboard player teamed up with David Tennant to form the Pet Shop Boys?

0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Anna.- Impossible.- It is impossible.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17It was Neil, not David Tennant.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20And the Pet Shop Boys with keyboard player Chris Lowe.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Ted and Martyn, you both lose two lives.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27In the 1950 Disney film Cinderella,

0:36:27 > 0:36:30what type of animal is turned into a coach?

0:36:30 > 0:36:32- Anna.- A horse?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34It's not. It's impossible.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36It's a pumpkin that gets turned into a coach.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37Anna, you lose two lives.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41So, Anna, you have five, Ted, you have six,

0:36:41 > 0:36:43and Martyn, you have eight lives.

0:36:44 > 0:36:49In 2017, which world leader tweeted the word "covfefe", causing...

0:36:49 > 0:36:50- Anna.- Donald Trump.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52..causing it to trend worldwide?

0:36:52 > 0:36:53It was Donald Trump.

0:36:53 > 0:36:57The tweet read, "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe."

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Ted and Martyn, you both lose a life.

0:37:01 > 0:37:06In which English city are the districts of Fazakerley and Toxteth?

0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Martyn?- Liverpool.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10They are in Liverpool.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Anna and Ted, you both lose a life.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14Anna and Ted, you have four lives remaining.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Martyn, you have seven.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Which letter comes immediately before the G

0:37:18 > 0:37:20in the conventional spelling of the word paradigm,

0:37:20 > 0:37:22meaning an example?

0:37:23 > 0:37:24- Anna?- Y?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28It's not. It's an I, I'm afraid.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Anna, you lose a life.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36Which famous fictional bear lives in Nutwood Village?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Martyn?- Rupert.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41It is Rupert the Bear.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Ted and Anna, you lose a life.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Anna, you're down to two. Ted, you're on three.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Martyn, you're flying high on seven.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48In which year of the 1980s

0:37:48 > 0:37:51did Virginia Wade win the Wimbledon Ladies...

0:37:51 > 0:37:53- Martyn.- Impossible, she won it in 1977.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56..win the Wimbledon Ladies Singles Championship?

0:37:56 > 0:37:59It is impossible. She did win it in 1977.

0:37:59 > 0:38:00Ted, you lose two lives.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03Anna, you lose your last two lives,

0:38:03 > 0:38:04meaning you are out.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Ted, you are clinging on.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12The Cyclades and Dodecanese island groups are part of

0:38:12 > 0:38:13which European country?

0:38:13 > 0:38:15- Martyn?- Greece.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19It is Greece. Ted, you lose your last life.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Anna and Ted, commiserations.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22We'll see you both tomorrow.

0:38:22 > 0:38:26But Martyn, it's time to face the £10,000 question.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27APPLAUSE

0:38:33 > 0:38:34Very well done, Martyn.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37You are today's winner after a storming final round.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40You've got £1,000. That's great.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44But you could be leaving with a whole lot more if you can answer

0:38:44 > 0:38:46the £10,000 question.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Here's how it works. I'm going to show you nine answers

0:38:48 > 0:38:51and then ask a question. Three of the nine answers are correct.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55If you can find them all within ten seconds, you win that £10,000.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58That's your good news. The less good news is that three of those answers

0:38:58 > 0:39:03are wrong. Pick any of those and you won't win the ten grand.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05The bad news - there's always bad news -

0:39:05 > 0:39:07three of the nine answers are impossible.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11Give me any of those and you lose the £1,000.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14I can only accept the first three answers you give me.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17So be very careful. If you fail to give me three answers

0:39:17 > 0:39:21before the ten seconds are up, you also lose the daily prize pot.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24You do only get one go at the £10,000 question.

0:39:24 > 0:39:28So whatever happens, you'll be leaving the show today.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Let's hope it's trying to work out how you get all that home.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Any subject that you're particularly hoping for?

0:39:35 > 0:39:38I want something really lowbrow, really lowbrow!

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Lowbrow, or just all in Italian?

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Oh!

0:39:42 > 0:39:43Mamma mia!

0:39:43 > 0:39:45LAUGHTER

0:39:47 > 0:39:49The subject...

0:39:53 > 0:39:54..is America.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59Not...not, not good. I'm guessing it's going to be state capitals.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01- Feel ready?- I've no choice. I'm ready.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04- You have actually got no choice. We've got to do it.- Yeah.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06- Best of luck, Martyn.- Bring it on.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Here are your nine answers.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30You'll have ten seconds to lock in your answers

0:40:30 > 0:40:32and you're looking for...

0:40:32 > 0:40:36US airports that serve New York City,

0:40:36 > 0:40:37and your time starts now.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42John F Kennedy, O'Hare...

0:40:42 > 0:40:44and...

0:40:45 > 0:40:46..Norman Manley.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51You took your time.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52You got the answers in, though.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56John F Kennedy, O'Hare, and Norman Manley.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59- Been to New York?- Never.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00Don't fancy New York.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02I'll fancy it even less in a minute.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06So which are you feeling most confident in?

0:41:06 > 0:41:10- JFK.- John F Kennedy. JFK.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13We need this to be right

0:41:13 > 0:41:16to keep you in with a chance of that £10,000, Martyn.

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Is John F Kennedy a US airport that serves New York City?

0:41:23 > 0:41:24It is.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26APPLAUSE

0:41:26 > 0:41:27It is.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31- The next one you said was O'Hare. - Yeah.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35- Less confident in this one? - Less confident in this one.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38I think it's an airport, but less confident if it's New York City.

0:41:38 > 0:41:42Is O'Hare a US airport that serves New York City?

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Oh, it's not.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48But it is a US airport.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50It serves Chicago.

0:41:50 > 0:41:55- OK.- So still in with a shout of the daily prize pot of £1,000.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57So what we need here

0:41:57 > 0:42:01- is Norman Manley not to be replaced by the exclamation mark...- Yeah.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03So you can hold on to that money.

0:42:03 > 0:42:07Is Norman Manley a US airport that serves New York City?

0:42:11 > 0:42:12GROANING

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Martyn, I'm sorry.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16It's an airport in Jamaica.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Really, really sorry. That does mean you're going to leave empty-handed,

0:42:19 > 0:42:23I'm afraid, Martyn. The answers you were looking for

0:42:23 > 0:42:25were Newark Liberty and LaGuardia.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29The other impossible answers...

0:42:29 > 0:42:31John Paul II, I'd imagine.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34John Paul II...

0:42:35 > 0:42:37..which is in Poland,

0:42:37 > 0:42:38and Kirkwall...

0:42:40 > 0:42:43..which is in Orkney in Scotland.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Oh!- Martyn, you have been an excellent player.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Thank you very much for coming on the show.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- I hope you've enjoyed it.- I have enjoyed it. Thank you very much.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52APPLAUSE

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Sadly that does mean that Martyn leaves us with nothing.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57The rest of us will be back tomorrow

0:42:57 > 0:43:00when someone else will have the chance to win £10,000.

0:43:00 > 0:43:01This has been Impossible,

0:43:01 > 0:43:04the quiz where, actually, anything is possible. Goodbye.