0:00:02 > 0:00:11This programme contains some strong language
0:00:20 > 0:00:24This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden-camera show
0:00:24 > 0:00:26where four friends compete to embarrass each other
0:00:26 > 0:00:28in everyday situations.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29The jokers are Joel Dommett...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Get on the love bus, Nico! - ..Roisin Conaty...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Hello?- ..Paul McCaffrey... - Bundesliga!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36..and Marek Lawood.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Pushing each other to the limit,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43They've got to do or say everything
0:00:43 > 0:00:46the other Jokers tell them via a hidden earpiece.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Shout, "Cat!" and chase an imaginary cat.- Cat!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51But if they refuse, they lose,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54and face a humiliating forfeit.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's a ruthless fight to the finish,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58where there's no winners, just a loser.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00HE SCREAMS
0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's time for challenge one,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11and our Jokers are at a hair salon in Edinburgh,
0:01:11 > 0:01:14where they'll be taking turns to shampoo customers' hair.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18They have to do everything the others tell them to.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21But if they refuse, they lose.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24First up is pretty boy, Joel.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Joel, get your hands lubed up. You're going to enjoy this.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- PAUL:- 'Shit's about to get heavy.'
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Absolute pleasure, I'm Joel. How are you?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Give him a little pat on the bum, Joel.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'Like a football manager. Give him a little pat on the bum.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41'Go on!'
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Come on. - SMACKING SOUND EFFECT
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yeah, yeah. Take a seat. Sorry.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52All right, let's just get this temperature right for you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I know how uncomfortable this can be.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55'I've got one in my house.'
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I know how uncomfortable these sinks can be.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I've got one in my house.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00'I don't use it to wash hair, though.'
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I, um...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05..don't use it to, er...
0:02:05 > 0:02:06to wash hair, though.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I shit in it!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12THEY GIGGLE
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Mostly, I tend to, erm...
0:02:15 > 0:02:16What do you do in it, Joel?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19THEY GIGGLE
0:02:19 > 0:02:20I tend to shit in it.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Joel, start to dry wretch in the next sink.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29'Go on!'
0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE SIGHS
0:02:31 > 0:02:32SHE GIGGLES
0:02:34 > 0:02:37HE WRETCHES
0:02:37 > 0:02:38THEY GIGGLE
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Joel successfully completes his challenges
0:02:51 > 0:02:52and gets himself a pass,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55putting pressure on the others when it's their turn.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Next up, it's Roisin.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Are you going anywhere on holiday this year?- No, not yet, no.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Got to try and get the eczema off first.- Oh, God!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- JOEL:- 'Oh, God!'
0:03:09 > 0:03:11So I'm just lathering up my hands.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I just need to...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Get the eczema off.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19..try and get some of this eczema off.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Oh! Oh, no! - I'm having a really peely Thursday.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26THEY HOWL WITH LAUGHTER
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Peely Thursday. I'm having a really peely Thursday.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Having a what?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33SHE STIFLES LAUGH Peely Thursday.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sing. Make up a song about how much you enjoy washing hair.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41# Claire, Claire
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# I have enjoyed washing your hair, Claire
0:03:44 > 0:03:46# Claire, Claire
0:03:46 > 0:03:48# I love washing your hair... #
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- It's made me really wide down there. - # It's made me really wi... #
0:03:52 > 0:03:55THEY LAUGH
0:03:55 > 0:03:57So Roisin bottles it at the final hurdle,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00and is awarded the day's first fail.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Next up, it's Marek.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04There we go.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Tucked in.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10'Bend down, Marek,'
0:04:10 > 0:04:13and just give her a small peck on the forehead.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18'Just a tiny little kiss on the forehead, Marek.'
0:04:18 > 0:04:19You're wonderful!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, God!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Come on, Marek! You can do this!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Sorry?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh, you!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You're a sweetie!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42THEY GIGGLE
0:04:43 > 0:04:46ROISIN: 'Play peek-a-boo. Go down quite close to her.'
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Peek-a-boo! - HE LAUGHS
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Now come round the other side of the sink
0:04:53 > 0:04:55'and say, "Peek-a-boo!"'
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Peek-a-boo!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Do your voice higher when you say, "Peek-a-boo!"
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) - Peek-a-boo!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05THEY GIGGLE
0:05:09 > 0:05:11'And underneath the sink. Wait till we get...'
0:05:11 > 0:05:13THEY GIGGLE
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- HE ADOPTS LOW VOICE - Peek-a-boo!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Scary one there!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- PAUL:- 'So now tell her you need to do the front of her hair,'
0:05:22 > 0:05:23come round, and sit on her lap.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27'Come on, Marek!'
0:05:27 > 0:05:31You're going to need to get on the lap if you're going to do the front.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32All: Aw!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35With Marek refusing to sit on the customer's lap,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37he joins Roisin in getting a fail.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Finally, it's Paul's turn.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Hello, Helen. How you doing? - Nice to meet you.- Are you OK?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Yeah, good, thank you. - Pop yourself down there.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Lovely. Ooh, just pop the knees round you.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51OK, let's just get the temperature...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Put the conditioner on and say, "Milky waterfall!"
0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE GIGGLES
0:06:00 > 0:06:03OK.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Milky waterfall!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08SHE GIGGLES
0:06:08 > 0:06:09My favourite kind of waterfall!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Whisper it! Whisper it!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- HE WHISPERS - Milky waterfall!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- HE GIGGLES - OK.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Very relaxing, this.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Very relaxing.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Slowly fall asleep until your head touches her head.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29THEY GIGGLE
0:06:35 > 0:06:38And just snorily say, "Waterfalls."
0:06:38 > 0:06:40HE SNORES 'Waterfalls.'
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Waterfalls.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So Paul completes his challenge and earns himself a pass,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48meaning that after the first challenge,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Roisin and Marek are in joint last place
0:06:51 > 0:06:52with a fail each.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- I hate blondes!- What do you think of this guy? I'm really feeling it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59HE LAUGHS
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Lovely, isn't it? I feel like an extra Jedward.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Oh, thanks!- That's terrible!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04What? What are you talking about?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Time for challenge number two,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09and the Jokers find themselves at a car dealership,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11where they'll be taking turns trying to sell cars.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13To avoid getting a fail,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16all they have to do is persuade a customer to get inside the boot.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Easy! But remember, whoever has most fails by the end of the show
0:07:19 > 0:07:22faces a humiliating forfeit.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26First up, it's Joel.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30So, er, of course, we've got the ABS as standard on this one.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Erm, electric windows.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I mean, look, there is so much room in here.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So what's the economy of the car?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Erm, that is a great question.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I need to ask Mickey, my manager.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Erm, bear with me two seconds.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46I'll go and ask my manager in there. Take a seat in there.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Shout, "Mickey!" - Start shouting, "Mickey!"
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- HE SHOUTS - Mickey! Mickey!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Mickey! I've got one in the car!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Mickey!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I've got one in the car, Mickey!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- PAUL:- 'I've got a buyer!'
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Mickey, I've got a buyer!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've got a buyer, Mickey!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- He wants it! He really wants it! - Mickey, he wants it!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12I can see it in his eyes!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Definitely wants it!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- I can see it in... - HE STARTS TO LAUGH
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I can see it in his eyes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Mickey?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- He's got money!- He's got money!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23He's got money, Mickey!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25THEY GIGGLE.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27He's loaded! He's cake-o-bake-o.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mickey! He's cake-o-bake-o!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31THEY GIGGLE
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I can't find Mickey, but he's, er...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Look under your car for Mickey.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Mickey?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Mickey?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45THEY GIGGLE
0:08:47 > 0:08:50If you have a test in here, this is one of the best features.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52There's absolutely zero chance!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54It has an incredible boot.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You can fit at least two people in there.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58'Erm...so, I mean...'
0:08:58 > 0:09:01jump in. Jump in. Sure you wouldn't like to jump in?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02I'll get in.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'll jump in.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Unlucky, loser!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11He hated me!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14So that's a fail for Joel.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Next up, it's Roisin's turn.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Hello. Good morning. Is there anything you're interested in?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25The DS5? Cool. Well, do you want to get inside
0:09:25 > 0:09:26and have a look at the car?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Brilliant.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Buckle up, big boy, let's keep it safe!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34At the moment, I have a...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Buckle up, big boy, let's keep it safe!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41More than 100 miles at least.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45It'll do more than 100 miles, at least.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47You'll definitely get 100 miles out of this car.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- No, just in total.- In total.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57It's a nice colour.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You're colour blind?
0:10:01 > 0:10:01Bright orange.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05It's bright orange, so it might not be for you.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09This boot is one of our features.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- You can actually get... MAREK:- '8,000 litres.'
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You can get, like 8,000 litres in there.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Like, honestly. Get in.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Really...yeah, honestly.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Put your leg in. Put your leg in. It's amazing.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22If you put your leg in that boot...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- She's going to do it.- No way! - She will!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Honestly, get in.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You're not going to get in?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're not going to get in. OK, well, you know...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Aw!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32'Aw!'
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Hello. Are you interested in, er...cars?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Yeah, kind of.- OK. Could I show you round this one here?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It was going to be called the Citroen Boogabar.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46It was going to be called the Citroen Boogabar.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50As you can tell, it's brand-new, cos there's no dirt on it at all.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54One of the key features is this boot here.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55I mean,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57if you were to sort of, erm...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59get in the boot of the car,
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I could give you, like, a 20% discount.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I can get you two tickets to the Odeon if you get in.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09If you were to get in there.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11THEY GIGGLE
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Sorry, I'm a bit thirsty. - I'm a bit thirsty after that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Take the lid off the water and pour it over yourself.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'm really thirsty. It's quite warm, isn't it?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29OK, that's better.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Pour some more water over yourself but do it more sexually.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Get in the boot.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38THEY ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Get...get...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- get in the boot. - ROISIN: 'Get in the boot!'
0:11:43 > 0:11:44That's really cold.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Get in the boot.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- HE YELPS - Get...get in the boot!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- HE SPLUTTERS - Oh, please!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56OK.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02- What's your name?- Rachel.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05How you doing? All right?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Shake my other one!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Erm, so...
0:12:09 > 0:12:12shake my other one, actually. Try that.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, you've got a strong left hand!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I've been working that baby so hard.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I've been working that baby so hard.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Sorry! I've washed it, though.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Nice car.- It's lovely, isn't it? Very comfortable.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Put your seat back. - MAREK:- 'Say, "Party time!"'
0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's party time!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Ask her to put her hand on the wheel.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Put your hand on the wheel a second.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35'And start making car driving noises.'
0:12:38 > 0:12:41HE IMITATES CAR
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Beep, beep! - HE BEEPS HORN
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Get some road rage in there.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- HE SHOUTS - Get out the fucking way!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- You dickhead! - HE IMITATES CAR
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- MAREK:- 'Are you pissed off?'
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Yeah!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Let's move on to the boot.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Now...
0:13:04 > 0:13:05..look at that boot.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It's quite a big boot, yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'll tell you what, you say that's quite a big boot, jump in.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12No, I'm not doing it! No!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Check this out! - No, I'm claustrophobic! No way!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Wa-wa-wahhh!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Trust me, I promise I won't shut the boot. Give it a try.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21It is SO comfortable. It is SO...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh, God!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I can feel it! No! I can feel it!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27'To get the full measure of it. Please! Trust me.'
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I will not shut the boot. Just have a sit in there.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33You're joking!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35She's claustrophobic and she's getting in!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Put your legs just to the side here.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Trust me. Trust me!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I can't believe we got someone with claustrophobia to get into a boot!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49So Paul succeeds where the others failed,
0:13:49 > 0:13:50and get himself a pass.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53At the halfway mark, after two challenges, it's Roisin and Marek
0:13:53 > 0:13:55who are trailing with two fails each.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I thought we were going to spend the day at a card dealership.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I thought we were going to have a day at Clinton's.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I was the only one who managed it!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You looked like you were in your natural habitat.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07My natural habitat is in the shop, Habitat.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09That's two shop-based japes.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- There must be a sale on. - THEY LAUGH
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Challenge number three is the taste test.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18The Jokers are running a promotional stand for a new juice drink,
0:14:18 > 0:14:22and they must do and say everything the others tell them to.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24If they refuse, they lose.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25First up, it's Marek.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Would you like to try our free juice samples?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Are you going to try it, or..?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34OK. Let's just relax.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Can you start to feel it fizz in your wang?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Can you...
0:14:41 > 0:14:45can you start to feel it fizz in your wang at all?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46In your wang.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51It's, erm...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54the wang is just the bit, erm...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57it's the taster bit in the throat, here. Upper wang.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59THEY LAUGH
0:15:01 > 0:15:02And you can taste it in your wang?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05And you can taste it in, erm...in your wang?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Kneel directly in front of him,
0:15:09 > 0:15:10'put your elbow on his knee.'
0:15:10 > 0:15:12What can you taste?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13I'll just lean on you, sir.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Strawberry. You think strawberry.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Touch your nose on his knee.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Strawberry...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- THEY LAUGH JOEL:- 'Come on!'
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What else? Strawberry and, let me...
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Oranges, strawberries...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35..lemon...
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Yes!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38..lime...
0:15:40 > 0:15:42..strawberries.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44One more!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47And, what was the other drink?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Erm...and lime. OK.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52'Well, that's, erm...'
0:15:52 > 0:15:53..that is comprehensive.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Yeah, comprehensive.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Yeah, the name we're going to have for it is going to be...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Scrotum Potion.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06It's, erm...
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Scrotum Potion. So that's, erm...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Yeah. You would buy that?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19We'll try and find out. Thank you very much.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21With his Scrotum Potion,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Marek finally gets his first pass of the day.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Hey, guys. Would you like a little taste?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Can I ask you a few questions about it?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33There actually isn't any alcohol in it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Is that something you'd prefer?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39What's more important, length or girth?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42So, what...so what is more important, erm...
0:16:44 > 0:16:45..what is more important? Er, length?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Or girth?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Erm, the bottle size.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55In terms of sort of a juice drink.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Would you prefer the tall ones to a long skinny one?
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Or a short...?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Girthy?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08It doesn't matter? It's whatever comes out the bottle?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11This is incredible for cystitis.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Erm...
0:17:12 > 0:17:15this, apparently, is...
0:17:17 > 0:17:21..this is...apparently this juice, I mean, we've done tests on it,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and apparently, it is, er...it's incredible for, erm...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27..for chesty coughs.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Aw!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32So Joel refuses, and in the process, gets a fail.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Would you like to taste it?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'm very, erm...sensitive to calories.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41You're sensitive to calories? This is actually calorieless.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- OK, that's good. - It's got no calories in it.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46This will multiply your shitting power by about eight.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50If you drink this, er...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56..it will multiply your shitting power by about eight.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Nice! Very nice! Very nice!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04The hit you get from this juice is like this.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Pick up an orange.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- No, I haven't done it yet. - 'Take a big bite out of it,'
0:18:09 > 0:18:10smack it on your head.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- SHE SNIGGERS - No, OK, I'm with you.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15OK, sure, sure. Oh, weird, OK.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17THEY LAUGH 'It's like that.'
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Sure, I got you. OK.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21You didn't have to do that, but anyway...OK.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22- That's what it's like.- OK.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24What is your favourite juice?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Orange juice, natural from Florida.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Tell him that Florida doesn't exist.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31OK.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Florida doesn't exist.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- What do you mean, Florida doesn't exist?- It's a rumour.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38All right. I think we're going to end this conversation.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Thanks very much.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42You start pretending Florida doesn't exist,
0:18:42 > 0:18:43the conversation's over!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46SHE GIGGLES
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Finally, it's Paul's turn.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Try and make it look a bit less
0:18:50 > 0:18:53'like you're working at a pie shop.'
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Hi, guys.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56We're looking for people
0:18:56 > 0:18:57to answer a few questions about flavour.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You big juice fans?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00OK, let's get the juice.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Down it, and then start acting hammered.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05One for you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07One, two, three.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Wa-hey!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15One more, one more!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17All right!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Shout, "I don't need Claire!"
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Drink! I don't need Claire!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Hit over the side. I don't need her!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- HE SHOUTS - I don't fucking need Claire!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Start chucking fruit on the floor.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I don't need her! I don't need her!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I don't fucking need her!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Throw all of it on the floor.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I don't need her! I don't need her!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I don't need this job!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Do you think you'd probably buy a bottle of this?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51THEY LAUGH
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Paul bags his third pass of the day,
0:19:54 > 0:19:58meaning that going into the final challenge, it's all to play for,
0:19:58 > 0:20:00as Marek, Joel, and Roisin
0:20:00 > 0:20:02all have two fails to their name.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03But who will lose overall
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and end up facing this week's forfeit?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Let's find out, as we head into the final challenge.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12The Jokers are in Glasgow, pretending to be lost,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15and are asking complete strangers for directions.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Their task, to get a kiss from whoever helps them.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20But no kisses means a fail.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21It's all to play for.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24And first up, it's Roisin.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Excuse me?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Oh, she's going in! - Do you know where the station is?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's just straight down that way?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Oh, that's amazing.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38It's so nice to meet you.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49THEY LAUGH
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- JOEL:- 'It's so weird! No, don't kiss her!'
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Don't kiss her! Don't do it!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- THEY GROAN - Oh, wait!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- JOEL:- 'Oh, that was SO tense!'
0:21:14 > 0:21:15That was so tense!
0:21:19 > 0:21:24Excuse me, guys, do you know the way to the West-something Art Gallery?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- GIRL:- 'Kelvingrove Art Gallery?'
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Kelvingrove Art Gallery!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29OK.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32It would have been better if she then went for a kiss from him!
0:21:32 > 0:21:33- Brilliant. What's your name?- Zara.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Zara, you're amazing!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You've saved my life. ZARA LAUGHS
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Oh, oh!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- JOEL:- 'Oh, scariest eyes of all time!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49'Oh, God! So creepy!'
0:21:50 > 0:21:53THEY CHEER Boom!
0:21:53 > 0:21:54I can't believe it!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55'That was brilliant!'
0:21:55 > 0:21:58So Roisin gets her kiss, and in the process,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01gets herself that all-important pass.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- JOEL:- 'Oh, he's acting!'
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Straight off the bat! - He's acting! Uh-oh!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12THEY LAUGH
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I'm so lost!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I need to get to,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I think it's Central Station.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Oh! - HE MAKES KISSING NOISE
0:22:23 > 0:22:24No, I'm not going to!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26THEY WHOOP
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- JOEL:- 'He got the backhand slap!'
0:22:28 > 0:22:31A slap! That's half a point, surely?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Right, I've got a new technique. I've got a new technique.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Are you local to Glasgow?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I'm just looking...I'm basically, I'm a bit hungry,
0:22:38 > 0:22:42and I was just wondering, can you recommend somewhere decent to eat?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48The Counting House? Oh, thank you so much. Have a great day.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- JOEL:- 'Oh, he just left it!'
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Just left it! He didn't even go for it!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56ROISIN: 'He didn't even get his lips to purse!'
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I think you've forgotten something!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Paul finally gets his first fail of the day.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02But next up, it's Joel.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05He has to get a pass in order to avoid facing the forfeit.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06That guy!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Excuse me, mate? Sorry, I'm just a little bit lost.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I need to get to the sort of main shopping area.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19So, OK, it basically just goes back around the other side?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, mate, you're amazing!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Thank you so much.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- PAUL:- 'Almost! That was really close!'
0:23:28 > 0:23:30That man looked so shocked at his own behaviour!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32THEY GIGGLE
0:23:32 > 0:23:35He was like...urgh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Here we go.- Red scarf.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- 'Bread and butter, isn't it?' - Excuse me?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Hey there, I'm a bit lost.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I was wondering where the main shopping areas are.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46I just wanted...
0:23:46 > 0:23:49So you do left and then down there?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Uh-huh.- You've been so lovely, thank you so much.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55THEY GRIMACE
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Joel bags that all-important kiss,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02putting the pressure on Marek.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04If he's to escape the embarrassing forfeit,
0:24:04 > 0:24:05he's got to get a pass.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08He's going to get a kiss, or he's going to get stabbed!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Hello, ladies!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- HE MIMICS MAREK - Hello, ladies!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Do you know where the Science Centre is? I'm a bit lost.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15The Glasgow Science Centre?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20OK, yeah, yeah.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21That is brilliant.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Thank you so much. Go on, give us a kiss!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26You have to keep going. All the way down.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29JOKERS: 'Aw!'
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Thank you. Take care.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35THEY GIGGLE
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Do you know where...I think, the Science Centre?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41The Glasgow Science Centre?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Yeah. That's great.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, yeah!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49I'll find it, all right!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Follow the river and then I'll hit the Science Centre?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54That's really great.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56What are you doing? What are you doing now?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- ALL: Oh!- 'Are you taking me to the Science Centre?'
0:25:00 > 0:25:02We could just go to the Science Centre now.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- It's turning into a date! - Oh, you're being so creepy!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- PAUL:- 'He's going with him!'
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Let's just have a quick, erm...let's have a quick kiss.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Just a quick one.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Just one kiss?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15OK.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16All right. Thanks, mate.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Thanks, mate.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19'Oh, God! It's so tense!'
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- That was horrible!- So tense!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25So Marek fails to get that all-important kiss,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28giving him another fail, which puts him in last place.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32And now, he's got to face up to the consequences.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Marek, I am SO happy about this!
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Yeah, I bet you are.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- I think this might be the best day of my life.- I'm very excited.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41It's either the best or worst day of your life.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46You might slightly enjoy it. Can you get on with it, please?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Put the blindfold on him. - Put the blindfold on. Here we go.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Luckily you've got no hair, so it slips over perfectly! Look at that!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You're a bad boy and you deserve to be punished!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56There you go.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57- Off you go, mate.- See you later!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00So with three losses to his name,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Marek finds himself heading off for his mystery forfeit...
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I'm genuinely shitting myself.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- ..which will take place at this packed cabaret show.- Oh, God!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14He must be shitting himself!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh, God, no!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Oh, God!
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Ladies and gentlemen, tonight for one night only,
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Marek Lawood is going to become...
0:26:32 > 0:26:36a ladyboy! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:38 > 0:26:39THEY GIGGLE
0:26:41 > 0:26:42How many people are out there?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- BEHIND CAMERA:- 500.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's all part of the magic, isn't it?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54AUDIENCE CHEERS AND WOLF-WHISTLES
0:26:54 > 0:26:57JOKERS GIGGLE OFF-CAMERA
0:26:59 > 0:27:01He's got good legs!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, mate!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10He loves it! Look at that! Trying to pretend that he doesn't like it!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- JOEL:- 'This is amazing!'
0:27:19 > 0:27:21ROISIN: 'Oh, my God!'
0:27:21 > 0:27:23AUIDENCE CHEERS
0:27:25 > 0:27:26He's done that before!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28AUDIENCE CHEERS AND WOLF-WHISTLES
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh, excellent work, Marek! That was brilliant!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I'd like to say to you, Paul, Roisin, and Joel,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43you're all in serious trouble.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I got felt up on the way up as well,
0:27:45 > 0:27:48by a few women in their fifties.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Do you know what? Fuck off.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56That's all from Impractical Jokers this week.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Next time, there's some embarrassing dancing...
0:28:00 > 0:28:02..some big words confuse Marek...
0:28:02 > 0:28:05The word you need to get them to repeat is logjammer.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07..and Paul smells something he shouldn't have.
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