0:00:16 > 0:00:20This programme contains some strong language
0:00:20 > 0:00:24This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where
0:00:24 > 0:00:28four friends compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29The Jokers are Joel Dommett...
0:00:29 > 0:00:31What's your name got to do with me?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- ..Roisin Conaty...- Hello?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- ..Paul McCaffrey... - Bundesliga!- ..and Marek Larwood.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Pushing each other to the limit,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44They've got to do or say everything the others Jokers tell them
0:00:44 > 0:00:46by a hidden earpiece.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- And then do a horrible voice. - Not relaxed!
0:00:49 > 0:00:54But if they refuse, they lose and face a humiliating forfeit.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there's no winners,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58just a loser.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00No!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08It's time for challenge one and the Jokers are working
0:01:08 > 0:01:11as masseuses where they will be offering members of the public
0:01:11 > 0:01:14free massages, but they've got to do and say everything
0:01:14 > 0:01:17the other Jokers tell them to whilst trying to earn a tip.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And whoever earns the least amount fails.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23First up, it's Joel.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Those hands were born to grind into someone's back.- Good day, sir.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Would you like a massage? I'm giving everyone a free little go.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Very good.- Boom.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Pop your face in there. Lovely. Right, let's get started.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41"My juices are really flowing now."
0:01:41 > 0:01:45My juices are really flowing now.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Now start rubbing him really, really fast.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want some of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah."
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Come on!- Shout, "Come on, Nico, come with me!"
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Nico, come with me!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Get on the love bus.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Get on the love bus, Nico!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Me, you, love bus, now, Nico!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16"They're your pains coming out of my mouth right now," and do a howl.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Your pain's coming out of my mouth right now.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25HE HOWLS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Do you feel that? I've released it. I released it.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29A little howl.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- HE HOWLS - There's a little bit left.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Thank you very much, Nico.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Right, now, if you fancied giving a small tip.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Two pounds, that's incredible, Nico.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Two pounds.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So Joel earns himself a tip of two pounds,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48meaning that they out to beat to avoid getting a fail.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Hello, could I interest either of you in a free massage?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Shoulders.- Shoulders?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Jackpot.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Take a seat. Perfect. - Do you want me to take this off?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yeah, you could take that off. Yeah. OK.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I'm going to relax your body and your mind.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10"OK, now I'm going to try the Baranian nose massage."
0:03:10 > 0:03:13We're going to try the...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Baranian nose massage.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18"I'm just going to give mine a bit of a wipe first."
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Give mine a bit of a wipe first.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Every time you touch your nose on her go, "Ding!"
0:03:27 > 0:03:28'Go on.'
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ding.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33And again.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ding.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38JOKERS LAUGH
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ding.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Roisin, now tell her that you're going to make her relax
0:03:43 > 0:03:45with the sound of Wales.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50I'm going to make you relax now properly with the sound of whales.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52And just keep saying "Relax" in a Welsh accent.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Relax. Just really let it all out. Relax. Relax.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- "Relax now, boy."- Relax.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Relax now, boy. Whose that jacket?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11"Whose coat's that jacket?"
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Whose coat's that jacket?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15"Whose coat's that jacket, now?"
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Whose coat's that jacket?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Relax now, boy. Relax
0:04:20 > 0:04:23'Start doing a bit of horse racing commentary in a Welsh accent.'
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Relax now, boy. You can do it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Run, you can go for the line, go on, you're doing so well!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33He's going in the first lane, no-one saw him coming,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36oh, God, I can't believe what he's doing here now.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Relax now, boy.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41You need to get a tip now, Roisin. Good luck with that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Was that OK?- Brilliant. - Oh, brilliant. Thank you.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46'She properly enjoyed it. Wow.'
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I think you've accidentally unlocked a new style of massage.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Oh, that's really kind of you. Thank you so much. It's very kind of you.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's about three quid.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Roisin's tip of three pounds means she's in the clear
0:04:59 > 0:05:01and gets herself a pass.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Next, it's Marek's turn.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06OK, sit yourself down. Great. Thanks for this, Tony, OK?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Just put your head in that bit here. You feel pretty tight, yeah?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, blimey. Quite knotted.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15"You're a knotty, knotty man."
0:05:17 > 0:05:20You're a knotty, knotty boy.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21JOKERS LAUGH
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Aren't you, Tony?- Yeah.- So knotty.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27"I'll have to spank you."
0:05:28 > 0:05:34Well, I'm going to... I'm going to have to spank you.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36That's it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Just keep on saying, "Knotty boy! Knotty boy!"
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Knotty boy!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49JOKERS LAUGH
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Knotty boy!- 'Go back to massage. Go back to massaging.'- Knotty boy!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54How's that? All right?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56OK, great.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Lean into him and then put your arms around him.- Right.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01'This is called...'
0:06:01 > 0:06:02The semi-orgasmatron.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's called...
0:06:04 > 0:06:08It's only half developed, so it's called the semi-orgasmatron.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11OK. Relax.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13How's that?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15JOKERS LAUGH
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Great. Super. How was that, all right?- Yeah, not too bad.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Thank you very much, Tony. If you feel like chipping in at all.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I'll put a few knots in there. - Two pounds. Thanks, mate.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Two pounds is good. Really good.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39So, Marek earns himself two pounds, but will that be enough
0:06:39 > 0:06:40to avoid getting a fail?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Let's find out as it's now Paul's turn.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49We're doing free massages today.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Got a shop opening, don't know if you've read about it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Have a quick massage. - Here he comes. Good man.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Let's do this.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Just pop your head forward. That's great.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, yeah.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I want you to start laughing
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and saying his funny bone's making you feel ticklish.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10HE LAUGHS
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Your funny bone's making me feel ticklish.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I've never had that before.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Really laugh.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20HE LAUGHS
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Get off!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, has that ever happened before?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32No.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34"Just relaxing the body."
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Just relaxing the body.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Now start changing your voice so it's really like this.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41IN GENTLE VOICE: OK. Just really relaxing you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Just really relaxing you. - Just really relaxing you.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And then do a horrible voice, say, "Not relaxed!"
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Not relaxed!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- And then back to the relaxing one. - Really relaxing you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Really relaxing you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Then, "Not relaxed!"
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Not relaxing you!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Do you feel good?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, he's not going to give him anything.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05The anything I'd ask, if you feel like you've benefited from that,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and you look like you have, anything you feel...
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Thank you so, so much. - Well done, Paul.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15£1.70.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19So Paul only manages to get himself
0:08:19 > 0:08:21a tip of £1.70,
0:08:21 > 0:08:22resulting in him coming last
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and getting a fail.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Meaning that, after the first challenge,
0:08:27 > 0:08:30it's Paul that's in last place.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Time for Challenge Two and the Jokers will be taking it in turns
0:08:35 > 0:08:37to join in on a stranger's conversation.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41But, whoever holds the shortest conversation loses and gets a fail.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44First up, it's Marek.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Marek's on the prowl.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53It's a big stone.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- It's a big stone, isn't it, that one?- It's a big one.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, my parents had a rockery,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00and they're thinking of getting some stones,
0:09:00 > 0:09:04and they're coming to have a look at different ones around here.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- You think your parents would like them?- Pardon?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Did your parents...- I don't know.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I don't know how they got it there.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It's quite a big stone to get down there.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's a bit like a mini Stonehenge.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Yeah, I think a machine must have brought it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Like a tractor or a crane, or something like that, probably.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I've spent a lot of time coming down here thinking about how
0:09:22 > 0:09:25they got that stone up there, but I still can't find the solution.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28What do you think, sir? How do you think they got it there?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- My friend's from Switzerland.- Is he?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I wonder if they do that in Switzerland. Oh, great.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36What are you doing now? Are you going to a disco or anything or...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- No. Just walking.- OK.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I think I might go to a disco later.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- OK. Super.- Enjoy yourself.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43All right then. Thanks a lot.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44- Thank you.- Take care.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'll look at that stone again.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50So Marek manages to crash
0:09:50 > 0:09:52someone's conversation for 52 seconds,
0:09:52 > 0:09:56meaning that's the time to beat to avoid getting a fail.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Next up, it's Roisin.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's like a wildlife programme,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04'where she's seen her prey. She's about to pounce.'
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- I don't want to be a granny. - Oh, grannies are great!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Do you think?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Brilliant!- She just came up with, "I don't want to be a granny?!"
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You should be a grandparent before you're a parent,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19and actually, there's a lot of truth in that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21She's in there now. In that conversation.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23She's going to be invited for dinner!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I don't want to have five days...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29No, no, no. I haven't actually got a child,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32but I imagine maybe like, two or three days.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, one day's fine!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36One day's fine, yeah. You're right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Absolutely. Maybe a Tuesday.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41This is incredible!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Grandmothers are the best, though. They are.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I do love grandmothers. They are always...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49This is, like, longer than any conversation
0:10:49 > 0:10:50I've ever had in my life!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I had third-degree burns once on my face.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Like, from just being like, not even in hot place.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Anyway, we'll chug along.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Overstaying her welcome.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well, it was lovely to meet you guys.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Take care. Bye-bye.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13With Roisin getting a time of 59 seconds,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16she beats Marek's time and get herself a pass.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17But how will the others do?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Let's find out. And next up, it's Paul.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Here he is.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28PAUL CHUCKLES
0:11:28 > 0:11:31What a good time.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- We've got some good shots, haven't we?- Yeah.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37'Yeah, it's been a good time, hasn't it?'
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Brilliant weekend. I think the highlight, for me, was probably...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- what was the best bit?- The best?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- The best shot, you reckon we got over the weekend.- The best shot?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Of what?- Well, just the weekend.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- It's been a great weekend, hasn't it?- It has been great.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52We had a laugh, didn't we? The other day?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I can't believe they still think he's normal!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Ice cream wasn't classic, was it?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58I didn't try the ice cream.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You, oh, no, that was me, wasn't it?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02The ice cream? Toffee waffle.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04HE LAUGHS
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Toffee waffle?- Yeah!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08THEY GIGGLE
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Or rum and raisin. Always a classic.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Sort of reminds me of my nan, though.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18What are you up to today, then?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Just probably going to sit and look at the pigeons.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22THEY LAUGH
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Ahhh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Despite running out of things to say,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Paul also scores a time of 59 seconds,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36which is good enough to get himself a pass.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Finally, it's Joel.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40To avoid getting a fail,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44all he needs to do is beat Marek's time of 52 seconds.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It looks like the start of a dating advert.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49'Why doesn't he just go and join someone's conversation?'
0:12:49 > 0:12:50He can't just stand there!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- 'Here he goes.' - I think I met your mum
0:12:59 > 0:13:01from West Cauldron, right?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- No? She's not from there at all?- No.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- But, from Fife?- Yes.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- You're down from Fife?- Yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Yeah, yeah. Me too. Me too.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11But you are talking about how you were from Fife,
0:13:11 > 0:13:13and you guys know from Fife...
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Would you mind? I'm just talking to my...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, cool, cool. Sorry.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- BUZZER - Unlucky, mate!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, Captain Charming!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Probably the scariest man I've ever interrupted in my life.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31So Joel chose the wrong person to chat to.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34And with the shortest time of all, of 21 seconds,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36he comes last and gets a fail.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42Meaning he joins Paul in last place with one fail each.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I've got one of these faces the people want to talk to.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46So the old lady just acted like I was an old friend.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I hated it. I feel unloved.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It made me feel like I'm some sort of scary weirdo.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I thought I was Marek.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55What?! What do you mean?!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58At least he tried. You just, like, stalked round them.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's interacting with people you don't know.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- My mother always told me that conversation is sacred.- What?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I've not even had a proper conversation, I don't think.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm just a lonely man.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11A very lonely, bald man, who looks a bit like an alien.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Time for challenge three,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20and our Jokers are pretending to be reporters
0:14:20 > 0:14:23asking complete strangers a series of questions.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26But they have been written by the other Jokers,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29and failure to ask the questions will result in a fail.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32And whoever gets the most fails at the end of the show
0:14:32 > 0:14:34faces a humiliating forfeit.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37First up, it's Paul.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Excuse me, I just want to ask a couple of questions
0:14:39 > 0:14:41for Etiquette magazine.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43If you're asking questions for Etiquette,
0:14:43 > 0:14:44you want to say please, for a start.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47THEY LAUGH How about, "Fuck you, Marek?"
0:14:47 > 0:14:48'How's that for etiquette?'
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Hi, there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Can I just ask a couple of questions for Etiquette magazine?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Would that be OK? Can I just ask,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58which of the world's nations has the best manners, would you say?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Judging from the children I was with,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I would say India.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06India? OK, that's interesting.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07I can't stand them, myself.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Not a big fan myself, but...
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- ROISIN:- 'Next question, in the style of a Victorian gent.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13'All flamboyant.'
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Of all the manners out there,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19of which do you find most annoying, good madams?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22This is great!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Arrogance.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Indeed!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Arrogance, 'tis the most pitiful of manners.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- 'Tis true.- Yes.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- ROISIN:- 'Shout, "Cat!"'
0:15:33 > 0:15:34And chase an imaginary cat.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36CAT!
0:15:36 > 0:15:37He's gone!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- MAREK:- 'Keep running! Keep running, Paul!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- 'Keep chasing it!'- CAT!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45'Keep running! Keep running!'
0:15:49 > 0:15:51'Go back and say, "Did you see that cat?"'
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Sorry, where were we?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59When is it OK to share urinals?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Say, "I don't really like you," and move on.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Is that what you would like us..?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09HE STUTTERS
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Turn around and walk away.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13HE LAUGHS OK, you've been absolutely brilliant. Thank you very much.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18So Paul refuses to complete the final instruction,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20and gets himself a fail.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Next up, it's Marek.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Excuse me, sir, I wondered if you have the time
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- to answer a few questions for magazine?- Yeah.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- It would just take a few seconds.- No problem.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33The magazine's called Confrontation.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34OK, so first question,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38would you consider yourself a confrontational person?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Yes.- Yes?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Er...what...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49..what are you looking at?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51THEY GIGGLE
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- PAUL:- 'Don't say anything. Hold it.'
0:17:01 > 0:17:03That's all?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Sorry, I forgot...erm, great.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Ask the next question in a Nigerian accent.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23HE ADOPTS NIGERIAN ACCENT What is the average number of weapons
0:17:23 > 0:17:24you carry at any one time, mama?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Two, but I can also improvise about three or four.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Three or four? I think that's great.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Perfect.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39That's another pass for Marek.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Next, it's Roisin.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I work for a magazine. It's called Suspicion.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46So I've just got a few questions.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Have you...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52..have you been slagging me off lately?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54No. Why would I slag you off?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- I don't know you.- I don't know.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I've just got a bad feeling about it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I just get a bad feeling about it sometimes.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Would you consider yourself a paranoid person?- No.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- MAREK:- 'Duck! Immediately, duck!'
0:18:09 > 0:18:10'And look up again.'
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And duck again.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15'Next question. Go on.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Why do you... SHE GIGGLES
0:18:18 > 0:18:20..why do you keep whispering?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- You don't know? You don't know.- No idea.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And, finally, finally...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Say it!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36That's it. That's the lot.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39'Thank you very much. Thank you.'
0:18:40 > 0:18:42So Roisin joins Paul with a fail.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Finally, it's Joel.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Joel, I need a story for by first thing tomorrow. A big story.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- 'Go and find me that scoop, bitch! - 'What about that woman?'
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Excuse me? Hi, there. I'm a reporter for a magazine.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Yeah, you can ask me anything. - Absolutely, absolutely.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's for a magazine, it's a crime magazine called Truest Crime.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11First question is, when did you last visit your uncle in prison?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14What?! I've never had an uncle in prison.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16You've never had an uncle in prison?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What sort of question is that?!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Do I look like I have an uncle in prison?!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yes. Yes, you definitely do.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23I mean, you know.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- MAREK:- 'Yes, you do.'
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Sort of...yes, you do.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27You know, you might do.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That is the weirdest question I've ever been asked.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32You definitely do.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Now, er...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37..if I...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Is he going to do it? Is he going to do it?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43SHE LAUGHS What's wrong?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48With Joel refusing to ask his question,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50he gets another fail.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Which means, going into the final challenge, it's all to play for.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56As Paul and Joel are joint last overall with two fails each.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03The final challenge sees the Jokers in a self-service canteen,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and they've got to steal as many items of food as they can
0:20:06 > 0:20:08from the other diners' plates.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10But they must do this without speaking.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Whoever gets the fewest items loses and gets a fail.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16First up, it's Roisin.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21She's scared. You can tell she's scared.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- PAUL:- 'Oh, the stress on her face!'
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- MAREK:- 'She's putting stuff on her plate!'
0:20:26 > 0:20:27She's just using the buffet!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Oh, here comes trouble!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Oh, God!- Here comes trouble!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44She's making it worse for herself. Dragging it out.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Onion rings. One.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56She's not even flinched!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58'It's almost like,'
0:20:58 > 0:21:00"I'm going through a few problems, yeah."
0:21:00 > 0:21:02THEY GASP
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- JOEL:- 'Oh, my God!'
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Why would you not move away?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11THEY LAUGH
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- JOEL:- 'Her wild eyes at that point!'
0:21:14 > 0:21:15- MAREK:- 'She's not even reacting!'
0:21:18 > 0:21:19She didn't like that one!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21She's taking her coat. She's off.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28So Roisin managed to steal three items of food,
0:21:28 > 0:21:32meaning that's the score to beat to avoid getting a fail.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Marek in his natural habitat!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, my God!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- JOEL:- 'I'm so scared!'
0:21:49 > 0:21:52THEY GIGGLE
0:21:54 > 0:21:57He's going to go back in! God!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- JOEL:- 'Look at the other people! Like, "What the hell?!"'
0:22:02 > 0:22:04THEY LAUGH
0:22:08 > 0:22:11THEY LAUGH
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- JOEL:- 'That's the best thing I've ever seen!'
0:22:15 > 0:22:16That was amazing!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Marek's no-nonsense approach
0:22:21 > 0:22:23scores him an entire plate of food,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25and in the process, a pass.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Next up, and currently in joint last place, it's Paul.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31HE WHISTLES
0:22:31 > 0:22:34The most sinister whistler I've ever seen.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35He just needs to look a bit hungrier.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40He's gone tongs. He's taken tongs.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- He's scanning. - It's a clever technique.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- MAREK:- 'It's a reach over!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- 'He's going for the reach over!' - JOEL GASPS
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- MAREK:- 'Look at the anger!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03'Oh, this is genuinely...'
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- JOEL:- 'Oh, my God! this is so weird!'
0:23:05 > 0:23:08It's like the start of a horror film!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10The buffet's over there, mate. Just there.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- THEY LAUGH - He has to take more!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- JOEL:- He just gave them some!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Catherine, don't let him!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32They're getting so angry!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38He's got loads!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- THEY GIGGLE - He's got loads!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Can you tell him to go away, please?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50He's not with us. He's not.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52He's just taking our food.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Excuse me, sir, you are not allowed to take food like this.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- JOEL:- 'Oh, my God!'
0:24:11 > 0:24:12ROISIN: 'They're so angry!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- PAUL:- 'They're so angry!'
0:24:15 > 0:24:20Paul manages to steal ten items of food and gets a pass.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Next up, it's Joel, and to avoid facing this week's punishment,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26he must beat Roisin's score of three.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I've never seen him this uncomfortable.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I'm so scared.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34He looks like he's about to cry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Man on the edge.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I'll pretend to be on my phone.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Oh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47MAREK: 'Oh, the fake telephone call!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49'Put the phone in your pocket,'
0:24:49 > 0:24:50and start nicking some food!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54MAREK: 'Oh, here we go!'
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- ROISIN:- 'Oh, hello, he's still talking.'
0:25:03 > 0:25:05THEY LAUGH
0:25:05 > 0:25:06What are you doing?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I'm so sorry. This is not...I apologise.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12MAREK: 'Oh, he's talking!'
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I thought this was the buffet. I really apologise.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's a really horrible thing to do.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20So Joel bottles it and ends up speaking.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23His one item of food means he loses
0:25:23 > 0:25:26and gets his third fail of the day, putting him in last place.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30And now, he's got to face up to the consequences.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32So with three losses to his name,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Joel finds himself heading off for his mystery forfeit,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37which will take place at a dry cleaners.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- We know what happens to losers, don't we, Joel?- No.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41They get punished.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43We just want you to go in the dry cleaners.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Just handing your dry cleaning.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48But, Joel, you haven't got any dry cleaning.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Apart from everything you're wearing. And we mean, EVERYTHING.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- What, even his socks?! - Even his socks!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57And then, Joel, we want you to come out to us again.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01In you go. Quick, they're about to close, Joel, so hurry up!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Come on, you've got to get those clothes dry cleaned, Joel!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Hello, there. How are you?- I'm good.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13All right. Er...
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- I'm just going to dry clean my... - Can I have your surname, please?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18My surname is Dommett.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21D-O-M-M-E-T-T.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh, my God!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- First name? - First name is Joel. J-O-E-L.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Poor bloke!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- We don't do shoes. - You don't do shoes?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31- No.- That's fine. Sorry.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32I feel like a pervert.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I've never seen someone undress so slowly.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- It's not burlesque! - ROISIN LAUGHS
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Is it this stuff you're getting cleaned?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Yeah, and just a few more things.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oh, my God!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Go on, Joel.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48I thought I wanted this.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52But now...I think it's awful.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It was a good idea on paper. Poor bloke!
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Do you do T-shirts?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02THEY LAUGH
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yeah, I'm going.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16So Joel was this week's loser, and clearly, the man has no shame.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18You know you're supposed to do that thing
0:27:18 > 0:27:20where you just pull it a few times before you leave?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I think it was the glass made it look different. That was all.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- You'll probably get a discount next time.- How you feel now?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I'm genuinely shaking so much!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You've given the nation what they wanted.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33It was impressive! Don't worry about anything down there.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34- You looked incredible. - It was wonderful.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Yeah, I'm going to go straight home and draw a picture of it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40THEY LAUGH
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Next time on Impractical Jokers, there's some rubbish dancing,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Joel speaks to some flowers... - HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:27:50 > 0:27:52..and Marek loses the plot.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55OK, stop looking at me! Get out of my way!
0:28:21 > 0:28:25Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd