0:00:11 > 0:00:15This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where four
0:00:24 > 0:00:27friends compete to embarrass each another in everyday situations.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29The jokers are Joel Dommett...
0:00:29 > 0:00:30What's your man got to do with me?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- ..Roisin Conaty... - Hello?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- ..Paul McCaffrey... - Indeed!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- ..and Marek Larwood. - Get in the boot.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Pushing each other to the limit,
0:00:38 > 0:00:42they take it in turns to complete embarrassing challenges.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45They've got to do or say everything the other jokers tell them
0:00:45 > 0:00:46via a hidden ear piece.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Tell him he's making your pencil hot.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50You're making my pencil hot!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54But if they refuse, they lose and face a humiliating forfeit.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57It's a ruthless fight to finish where there's no winners,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58just a loser!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01CHEERING
0:01:01 > 0:01:02I can't believe it!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09It's time for challenge one and our jokers are in a book shop
0:01:09 > 0:01:12where they'll be taking turns to get a random customer to repeat
0:01:12 > 0:01:15whatever word the other three jokers tell them
0:01:15 > 0:01:19to via the hidden ear piece. If they fail or refuse, they lose.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23First up, it's Paul.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27This is unusual, they all say the same thing. "Marek is a prick."
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Some people just look really out of place in bookstores.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38What book have you got in your hand?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Great British Losers, another book about Marek.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Unfortunate that you said that, Paul,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48because the word you have to get repeated is "volumptuous." Be lucky.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52I think he'll be able to do it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I tell you what, guys, if you're looking for a book NOT to buy...
0:02:00 > 0:02:01This!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It just literally says the word volumptuous about 20 times.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06That's all it says, volumptuous.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Oh, my God! This guy... How did he do that?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16All the best. Good luck. Cheers.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17That was like a hit and run.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19That was the best thing I've ever seen.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Paul successfully gets his word repeated
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and bags himself a pass.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Next up, it's Joel.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33When you're ready, we want you to get the next person you talk to
0:02:33 > 0:02:34to repeat the word slunger.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Excuse me, sorry, you haven't by any chance
0:02:46 > 0:02:49heard of a book called The Slunger, have you,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50by any chance? The Slunger?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53No chance, mate.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55People seem to be talking about it a lot,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I was just wondering if it's any good. The Slunger?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Never heard of it at all?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04It's supposed to be this really dark crime thriller. The Slunger.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Definitely not?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You wouldn't read it? You're not a fan of a book called...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19There are a lot of plungers in it but The Slunger.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Definitely not the...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yeah, it's close. What's the, um...?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The Slunger. I'm sure it's great, people seem to say it's amazing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's an incredible book.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Exactly. Exactly.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39The Slunger, The Slunger, that's going to really annoy me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Is it The Slunger?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Joel Dommett is...The Slunger!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53I just slunged all over that guy!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58So Joel fails to get the customer to say slunger
0:03:58 > 0:04:01and in the process gets himself a fail.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Next, it's Roisin.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07OK, Roisin, the word you've got to get someone to repeat back to you
0:04:07 > 0:04:09is fusty.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Is that a word?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14There she is, old Fusty Springfield!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Looks like a book signing's gone wrong!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23There we go, that's the guy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Hello. Don't suppose you've read this by any chance?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Sorry, I've been reading it and there's a word
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and I have no idea what it means.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Do you know what the word fusty means? Yeah.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Mouldy? Oh, OK. Thank you very much!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Easy work for Roisin as she joins Paul with a pass.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Finally, it's Marek.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55The word we need you to get this person to repeat is toosh.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Have you read this one? Have you tried reading this one?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It's really funny.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Oh, OK. Makes me laugh my toosh off, this one does.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Where are you from? Italy?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Do you know that expression when something's
0:05:28 > 0:05:30so funny that you laugh your toosh off?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31You heard that?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34What do you say, what's your equivalent of toosh?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ahh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Oh, this is funny, though. See you later. Ha!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Marek gets himself a result,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44which means, at the end of the first challenge,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47it's Joel who's in last place with the only fail so far.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Marek, have you heard of a book called I Am a Dickhead?
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Yeah, it's written by Paul McCaffrey, it's an autobiography.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Slam!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03It's now time for challenge two.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05The jokers are taking it in turns to be bouncers at this busy
0:06:05 > 0:06:09nightclub where they've got to do and say everything the others
0:06:09 > 0:06:12tell them to and if they refuse, they lose.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Remember, whoever gets the most fails faces a humiliating forfeit
0:06:15 > 0:06:18at the end of the show.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19First up, it's Paul.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24He looks the part! He looks like a really good band manager.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Hi, guys. You coming in? How are you doing, OK?- Yes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31We don't let anyone bring in their own rooves.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34We don't let anyone bring in their own rooves for a start.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38We have perfectly good roof in there, so this'll have to go. OK.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Can I have a quick look at the bag? - Yes, be my guest.- Thank you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Pretend to smell it then faint. Faint!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Stay there, Paul. Stay there.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Stay there.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Look up to them and say, "Just step over me."
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Just step over me, please.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Go in. You're in, you're all right. Just go over me.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Please, no photos. Just stay where you are. OK, guys, OK.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14That's a pass for Paul. Next up, it's Joel.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18All right, lads. How are you? You all right? Have you got any ID?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Hello, mate.- Yes, we do have ID. - Get it out, that would be great.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Move your clipboard and hold it down...- Rub it against your groin.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Say, "Are you sure you're 18?"
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Are you sure you're 18? - No, not any more.- Not any more?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Start sniffing him for drugs.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I think there's something...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41"Have you got some fun powder on you?"
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Have you got some fun powder on you, Nicholas?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- What's that?- You got some fun powder on you, Nicholas?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Sniff his groin.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You got some fun powder down here, Nick?
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Now look at him straight in the face and say, "I got a man."
0:08:00 > 0:08:01I got a man.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Say, "I've got a man - what's your man got to do with me?"
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- What's your man got to do with me? - What?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I've got a man, what's your man got to do with me?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- What's my man got to do with you? - Say, "Great song."
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Great song, have a good night, mate.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Classic, lovely to meet you, mate. Have a good one.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Joel also gets himself a pass and now it's Roisin's turn.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Hi, guys. Are you on the guest list tonight?- Are we on the guest list?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- No.- OK, brilliant.- No coats on heads inside.- When you get inside...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32this is fine for outside,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35but you're not allowed your coat on your head in there.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- No, that's fine.- As for you, sweet cheeks, it's no-pants Tuesday.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40..it's no-pants Tuesday.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Any piercings I need to know about? - OK, that's cool, that's perfect.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Any piercings I need to know about?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Piercings?- Piercings.- No. - And then just let the guys in.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Say, you, you, in. You two, wait here.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55OK, you, you, you can go in.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Sorry, got a few more questions for you, ladies.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- We need more sausage, mate. More sausage.- Do you want to come in?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yeah, we need more sausage in there.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- More sausage.- More sausage.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Any of you girls packing?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Any of you girls packing?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Not today.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Roisin's refusal gets her her first fail of the day.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Finally, it's Marek.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30All right, guys, coming in tonight?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Come in and have a drink, come in and have a drink. Come and have a drink.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36When they cross the threshold, start ringing an alarm.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Come and have a drink.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh! Sorry, guys. No, actually...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48OK, OK, just names. Thanks, guys.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52You lot, straight in. Straight in.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55You lot, straight in, yeah.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Thanks.- Yeah, thanks.- Cheers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Say, "Are you here to disco or party?"- Hi. Disco?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Are you here to disco or party? Which one?- Just both.- Both?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You can't do both, mate. Yeah, they are separate tonight.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Tonight's disco, so...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Do you want to just disco or party?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Just general party.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Pat the guy down then give him a hug.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23It's freezing outside...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27OK, hang on, just got to check...
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Turn around and say, "My turn."
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Right, my turn.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Do it properly. Do it properly! Right in all the cracks.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You must feel the stuff I've got on me.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Right down here, down here.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Right, OK, thanks, mate. Thanks.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Now, to the last one, say,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51"I'm going to show you my ID,"
0:10:51 > 0:10:52and drop your trousers.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56I'm going to show you my ID...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Yeah, just go in, mate.- Ha!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Dropping his trousers proved one step too far for Marek,
0:11:05 > 0:11:09which means at the half way point it's Marek, Roisin and Joel
0:11:09 > 0:11:10all with one fail each.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15The next challenge sees the jokers working as caricature artists
0:11:15 > 0:11:17in Brighton, but they'll be drawing
0:11:17 > 0:11:20and doing everything the other jokers tell them to whilst trying
0:11:20 > 0:11:24to earn a tip and whoever earns the least amount, fails.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27First up, and currently in joint last place, it's Joel.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Have you guys ever had a caricature done before?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33No? Well, let the excitement commence.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Draw a massive plate of spaghetti.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Say, "This is going to be really saucy."
0:11:42 > 0:11:44This is going to be...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's going to be really saucy, guys.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50As you're drawing it, just keep mouthing under your breath, "Hot sauce!"
0:11:53 > 0:11:55"Papa got hot sauce on the picture!"
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Papa got hot sauce!- "Me finger's getting sticky with hot sauce!"
0:12:01 > 0:12:02God!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05CRACKING UP: My finger...
0:12:07 > 0:12:11My finger's getting sticky with the hot sauce.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Hot sauce!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20All right, so I was going to write something above this but I can't...
0:12:20 > 0:12:21"I love meat!"
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Even though it's free, I do ask for tips.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32At the moment all I've got is a couple of clips,
0:12:32 > 0:12:33so I'd love something in there.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I think you're really going to love this.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47What do you thing, guys? This is the hot sauce.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Smallest amounts to the biggest gift.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- And they're tipping him? Unbelievable!- No way!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59You are absolutely incredible. You're incredible.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Unbelievable!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03One pound!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Joel manages to bag himself a tip of one pound, meaning that's
0:13:06 > 0:13:09the amount to beat to avoid getting a fail.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- OK, cool, my name's Paul. What's your name?- Rich. Sit down.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19OK, Paul, we want you to draw a massive horse
0:13:19 > 0:13:21with a hugely engorged penis.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Say, "Please keep looking sexy."
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Please keep looking sexy!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Straight face, serious. No smiles.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Seriously.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- More.- More.- More.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Less.- Slightly less.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Tell him he's making your pencil hot.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You're making my pencil hot, Rick!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- It's swelling up in my hand! - It's swelling up in my hand.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49I think you're going to like this, Rick.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Rick, how do you feel?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It's all right, is it?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I feel like you'd like to give me a tip.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08I was very generous with the penis there. Let's not forget that.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, thank you so much.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13No problem.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- What did he get?- £2! - What? Oh, my God.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Unbelievable.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Paul gets himself a tip of £2,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26meaning he is in the clear gets a pass.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Caroline, what a beautiful name.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Have you had a caricature done before?- No.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38You haven't had it done before. OK. Right.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Say out loud to yourself, "Do not focus on the breasts."
0:14:42 > 0:14:44One minute away.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Er...
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Do not focus on the breasts, do not focus on the breasts.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Look at her and say, "You're so beautiful."
0:14:56 > 0:14:58You're so beautiful.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Draw a big picture of yourself, Marek.- OK.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Get about seven pens in your hand, Marek,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09and then just keep changing from one to the other,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11going, "Pink, blue, green, OK."
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Let's go.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Pink, blue, OK.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20OK. Not these ones. Not these.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Now rip the one you've done off and start again.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26This is shit.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29That's shit! Right.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35OK, stop looking at me. Get out of my way.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Everyone, get out of my way. Not you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42You, stay where you are. Get out of my way, all of you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Tell them you've been doing this for ten years.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- I've been doing this for ten years. - And then laugh for ages.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53HE LAUGHS
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Put your arms out wide and look up into the sky.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Look up into the sky and laugh.
0:16:02 > 0:16:08HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Look at me with all my pens!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Ready, Caroline? What do you think?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27If you want, you can put a tip in the jar.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Zero chance.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36I've got no tip but enjoy the rest of your day. Thank you very much.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40So, Marek fails to get a tip and, in the process, gets a fail.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Can I ask you first, have you ever had your caricature done before?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51No, never. Brilliant. You're going to enjoy this.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Say, "My favourite Spanish artist is Picasso."
0:16:53 > 0:16:55My favourite Spanish artist is Picasso.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57"His famous quote is this..."
0:16:57 > 0:17:00He had a favourite quote and that was...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02And make something up now, in Spanish.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04That was...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07"Chorizo, chorizo, chorizo."
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Mucho chorizo.- "Chorizo.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12"Chorizo. Chorizo."
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Get really angry, start crying, saying, "I can't believe it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19"This is all I've ever wanted to do in my life and I've messed up again."
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I just want to do it well, you know?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I just come out here to draw. I've just messed it up again.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I'm only giving it away free.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30"I just want to make Picasso proud."
0:17:30 > 0:17:34All my pens don't work and I just want to make Picasso proud.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Chorizo. Chorizo.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Just draw a massive chorizo,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43with a massive arrow pointing towards it that says chorizo on it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48I think we're done.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52It's free, but if you could give a tip, that would be great.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Can I get a tip?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01- No tip?- "This is my life."
0:18:04 > 0:18:08So no tip means another fail for Roisin
0:18:08 > 0:18:11and she joins Marek in getting her second fail of the day,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13which takes them a step closer to facing the forfeit
0:18:13 > 0:18:15at the end of the show.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19But who will it be? Let's find out as we head into the final challenge.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22The jokers find themselves on London's South Bank
0:18:22 > 0:18:26where their challenge is simple, to get a stranger to dance
0:18:26 > 0:18:28with them but they must do this without speaking.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Failure to do so means a fail.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's all to play for and first up, it's Paul.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Any moment, he looks like he's about to walk into a pub.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42"Where's the pub gone?"
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Right, let's start. Ready? Warmed up?- Yeah.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52We don't have any injuries. We ain't got any time for them, mate.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Don't worry, there'll be no injuries.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Let's see the McCaffrey magic.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Put your fingers on your lips and then just wiggle your bum.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Fingers on lips and wiggle your bum.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12His nuts are so close to their knees.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Fail, that's a fail.- You failed, Paul. Unlucky, mate.- You failed.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Right, I've got a new technique, a new technique.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32You're like a street seller.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34That's so West End. So West End.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39"Come and buy my fruit, ladies. Come and buy my fruit."
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I think that's a fail.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47So Paul gets his first fail of the day.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Next up with more silent dancing, it's Joel.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Bring out your big guns.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55By that, I mean your moves, not your balls.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Funnily enough, I do call them my big guns.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Show us what you're made of, Princess.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08- That's it.- Oh, my God. He's gone straight for house party circa 1995.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10The Fresh Prince of bad hair.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15There you are, they're having none of it. It's like he's Casper.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17That woman isn't even looking at him.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19She's actually pretending to be a photography student
0:20:19 > 0:20:21rather than dance with him.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Oh! And break dance pose.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28And down! Half windmill.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Oh, my God. That's amazing. - Look at that!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34And then try and turn round and face them with that pose.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Don't break your neck.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Turn round, Joel.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Why won't anyone dance with me?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49No-one wants to dance with the good-looking boy. Oh!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- I would have danced with you, Joel.- Thanks, Roisin.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54For the record, Joel, I wouldn't.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Focus on their thrusts, Joel. - No, don't focus...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- More pelvic.- "Pelvicise" it.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Try and get him up.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Just the thrusts, just the thrusts. - That's a fail.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Just the thrusts.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15That's what we call a fail.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17That's a full fail.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Joel's failure to get a dance gets him his second fail,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25putting him joint last alongside Marek and Roisin
0:21:25 > 0:21:27and it's Roisin who's up next.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30To guarantee she avoids this week's forfeit,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Roisin must get someone to dance with her.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'm really excited.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You look a bit like someone's aunt who's trying to find
0:21:37 > 0:21:40their wedding reception. But in a good way. Uh-oh...
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Really...
0:21:42 > 0:21:46It's all well and good when you are up there on that balcony, isn't it?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Wait till I throw you off it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- It's a very good chance for you to meet people.- Look at these two here.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Ah, the running man is out. - Didn't see that coming.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Oh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Robot!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04It's semi-human, what you are doing.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You're semi-human.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Think you scared the life out of them. No sale.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- This is quite stressful. - Unlucky, Roisin.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Man with red trousers. Don't let him walk past you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Yes, it's half dancing, half air traffic control at the moment.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33You can't get anyone to dance, see if you can land a plane.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Roisin also fails to get a dance
0:22:37 > 0:22:40and in the process gets her third fail of the day.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43It's now all down to Marek.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47If he gets a dance, Roisin will be crowned this week's loser.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Do it.- Do it.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03It's like being at the world's loneliest disco.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07In he goes. She's quite attractive, Marek. Don't be scared by this.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Easy does it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- He looks so predatory.- Oh, God.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Yeah, I wouldn't put my hands on my hips, if I were you.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19That's a bad look.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Here he goes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- You look like you're having a fit. - Totally blanking him.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Eye contact. Oh, she likes him.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Do some different moves.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37He's doing the robot.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Oh, he's in. Incredible.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- That's amazing.- That was great.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- This is unbelievable. - That's beautiful.- You spunk!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- He's such a player. - I can't believe this.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Marek successfully gets a dance and in the process,
0:24:05 > 0:24:06that all-important pass,
0:24:06 > 0:24:11meaning that with three fails to her name, this week's loser is Roisin.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13And now she's got to pay up.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17For this week's punishment, Roisin will be giving a motivational
0:24:17 > 0:24:21speech to this room of strangers but she has no idea what her speech
0:24:21 > 0:24:24will include, much to the delight of the other jokers.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Roisin, you are officially the loser.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32You love to motivate us to do absolutely stupid things.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I mean, you motivate me every day of the week.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38And this office needs a shake up. You are the woman for the job.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- The jacket of ultimate dreams here. - That's lovely. Put it on.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48We've given you a few slides and some stuff you can talk to them about.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Eye of the tiger.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Believe in yourself first and then others can believe in you too.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- I really hate you.- OK, good luck.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Go, go, go.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01That's the kind of motivation we need.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Hello. Thank you very much for coming along.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07My name is Roisin Conaty. Welcome to today, this morning's speech.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11So, we're going to be doing a presentation I made for you
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and it's called Looking Forward To Forward Thinking.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16She's scared. You can tell.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21The first thing I'm going to talk to you about is motivationalism.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26Sometimes, it's hard to be motivated when you seem to keep on losing.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I used to...
0:25:28 > 0:25:33be extremely shy, be constantly embarrassed by my friends...
0:25:34 > 0:25:36..and be baffled by bing bongs.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I used to enjoy myself at inappropriate times.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47And be uninspired to make a difference.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52But now...
0:25:54 > 0:25:57..every day I get out of bed and say, "You are the best,"
0:25:57 > 0:25:59no matter who I'm in bed with.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Through these easy steps, you should be able to do the same.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19The Pissbox is what we call... where you put your bad thoughts.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22If you thought is not helping, not motivational,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25you'd say get rid of it and put it in the Pissbox.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Demonstration.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34OK, so you have a thought. That's not a helpful thought. Pissbox.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40It's good to know your weaknesses, so you can turn them into strengths.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42John the Baptits.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48My weaknesses - I'm hypercompetitive,
0:26:48 > 0:26:54I've got horrendous morning breath sorry about that
0:26:54 > 0:26:56frequently topless without reason...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02..and Greg.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Greggs.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Coming up to our final thoughts now, guys.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Remember, if all else fails -
0:27:24 > 0:27:27If all else fails...
0:27:29 > 0:27:30..just fuck them in the dick.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Thank you very much for coming, guys.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE
0:27:45 > 0:27:47That's all from Practical Jokers this week.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Next time, the jokers give CPR lessons...- Come on. Pump it...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53..and Roisin makes a confession.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57A wipe from the back to the front, that's just common sense.
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