0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language and adult humour
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Let's party.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24This is the brand-new series of Impractical Jokers,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27the hidden-camera show where four comedians compete to
0:00:27 > 0:00:30embarrass each other in everyday situations.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31The jokers are...
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Joel Dommett... - I'm a reputable comedian.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35LAUGHTER
0:00:35 > 0:00:37..Roisin Conaty...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Come on!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- ..Paul McCaffrey... - HE LAUGHS
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- ..and Marek Larwood. - I can lick myself like a cat.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Pushing each other and their friendships to the limit...
0:00:47 > 0:00:48You're making ME go large.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51..they take turns in awkward and embarrassing challenges.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54They've got to do and say everything the other jokers tell them
0:00:54 > 0:00:56via a hidden earpiece.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Proper snog. Keep your lips on each other.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Or they'll face a humiliating forfeit.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02They've run out of paper in here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's a ruthless fight to the finish, where there is no winner, just a loser.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ahhhh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Today, we're working as receptionists in this office building.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I told you to shut up!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And our challenge is to greet people that come in by doing
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and saying everything the others tell us to do.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Go over and sniff his seat.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And if we refuse, we lose.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Conga, conga, conga! #
0:01:37 > 0:01:39First up, it's Joel.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Great shot, Joel.- Fail.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Things are not going well for Joel at the agency.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49PHONE RINGS
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Someone's at the door.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- I'm panicking. What do I do? - Act like a receptionist.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Hey, guys. How are you doing? Take a seat on the sofa.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Be with you in a few minutes.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- What do you both do for a living? - Students.- You're students.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- What do you study?- Literature. - Literature! Nice! Nice.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- I'm writing a book at the moment. - I'm writing a book at the moment, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18It's about a guy who snaps his own dick and has to work as a receptionist.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's... It's about this guy... It's...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Um...
0:02:22 > 0:02:23About a guy that...
0:02:23 > 0:02:29- ROISIN:- 'Snaps his own dick.' - He snaps his own dick and then...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30becomes a receptionist.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36It still hurts, as well.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Trust me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41PHONE RINGS
0:02:41 > 0:02:44When you answer it, change your voice to Japanese.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hello?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49TALKS GIBBERISH IN JAPANESE ACCENT
0:02:49 > 0:02:51ROISIN: 'Pointing at them, looking really angry.'
0:02:51 > 0:02:53TALKS GIBBERISH ANGRILY
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Throw stuff on the floor and get really angry.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:03:09 > 0:03:13And then just point at your groin and say in English, "Snapped dick!"
0:03:13 > 0:03:14SHOUTS GIBBERISH
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Snapped dick!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22'And hang up.'
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I think they're ready for you in there now, so you can go on in.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Joel successfully carries out his instructions
0:03:32 > 0:03:34and scores his first pass of the day.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Next up is Marek.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Hello, Marek.- I'm just trying to write my to-do list.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44KNOCK ON DOOR
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Hello?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- What's your name, please? - Omar.- Omar.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- O-M-A-R.- OK, if you'd come up to the desk now, please.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Come to the desk now, please.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Just take a seat for a second. Sorry, just take a seat. Sorry.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Sorry.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09OK, if you could just come over to the desk now, please.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11OK, come to the desk now, please.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Just take a seat and we'll be ready for you in a second.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18We'll be ready for you in a second if you just take a seat.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21'Do it again.'
0:04:24 > 0:04:27OK, mate, if you'd like to come over to the desk now, please.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- 'Are you going to do it? Go on, Marek!- You can do it.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:36'OK, if you'd like to come over to the desk now, please.'
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Would you like to come over to the desk, please?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- OK... - I'm guessing you want me to go back.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48- Yeah, sit down. - 'Yeah, that's it!'
0:04:51 > 0:04:54'One more, and this time I want you to keep him at the desk.'
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Last time, please - come to the desk, please. Thank you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05PHONE RINGS
0:05:05 > 0:05:06'Get that, Marek.'
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Hello, reception.- 'Say, "I've got my dick out behind the desk."'
0:05:11 > 0:05:13LAUGHTER
0:05:13 > 0:05:14"I've got my wanger out."
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Mm-hm.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Take a seat, actually.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- CRIES OF DERISION, - 'Come on, Marek!'
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Marek's refusal gets him his first fail of the day.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Next up is Paul.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34He looks like he thought to himself,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37"I can get another 20 years out of this school uniform."
0:05:37 > 0:05:38HE LAUGHS
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Paul, your sideburns have gone all curly.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44You tosser!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46That's... That's... Please!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Hi, there. How are you doing?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Would you like to take a seat on the sofa or one of these two chairs?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57You're going to turn around and give yourself a bit of a pep talk.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59'Come on, Paul.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01'I've been to reception school.'
0:06:01 > 0:06:05OK, you've been to reception school. Just come on, OK?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You were born to be a secretary. - You were born to be a secretary.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Just do this, OK? Come on.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Just take the name. Don't be nervous about it. Everything is fine.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Sorry, could I just take your name, please?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Turn around and say, "I don't know how to spell it."
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I don't know how to spell it.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Just ask for the spelling. It's fine.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You can do this.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28OK, sorry, how do I spell that?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34S-L-E-P...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- E-Y. - E-Y. Sorry.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You idiot.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You idiot!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You've really embarrassed yourself. You're the best in the business...
0:06:43 > 0:06:45You got out of hairdressing for a reason.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You got out of hairdressing for a reason.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49'She's not staring at your sideburns.'
0:06:49 > 0:06:51She's not staring at your sideburns. They're straight.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Don't get paranoid.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Say, "Do you think my sideburns have gone curly?"
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Sorry, have my sideburns gone curly?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Not really, no.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Paul does as he is told and earns himself a pass.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Finally, it's Roisin.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Do some typing practice. - I'm really good at typing.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Come in.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Hello, if you'd like to take a seat.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Now, Roisin, I want you to slide off your chair onto your back,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29then slide yourself along the floor past him,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33and as you pass him look up and ask him if he wants a cup of tea.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37'Come on, Roisin.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38'You can do this.'
0:07:40 > 0:07:41This is so weird.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Go for it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51'Come on.'
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Come on, Rosin. - Don't be a stroppy-moppy.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- 'She's going to do it.- Oh, what?! Oh, my God!'
0:08:02 > 0:08:05'That's not laying on your back!'
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Would you like a cup of tea? - No, I'm OK, thank you.- Sure?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Coffee?- No, thank you.- Water?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27'Back to the desk. Watch the edge of the desk!'
0:08:28 > 0:08:30'Nice!'
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Do you want to go through the door? They'll see you now.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Roisin successfully follows her instructions and gets a pass.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Meaning that after the first challenge,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Marek is losing with one fail.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We are here in Glasgow's Botanical Gardens
0:08:56 > 0:09:00and we've got to get people's attention by going, "Psst!"
0:09:00 > 0:09:02"Psst! Come here!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04"I've got a secret."
0:09:04 > 0:09:08But we don't know what it is until the other jokers tell us.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11The challenge is, that when we share the secret, they have to share a secret in return.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Anything you want to tell me?- And if we don't get one in return...
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Not really.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17..we fail.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24First up, it's Joel.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Psst!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Psst!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28I've got a secret.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31'Oh, poor old Pink Pocket.'
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- He wasn't interested.- This guy walking down, run over to him.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Psst!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- What are you doing, Joel? - Just getting in the bushes.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- That's not going to work. - Bad idea, Joel. I've tried that many times.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- ROISIN:- If they're not stopping for you walking,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57they won't stop for you in a bush.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Yeah, good luck, mate.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Psst!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Hey, psst!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Are you talking to me?- I've got a secret!- Yeah? What's your secret?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09'I like it when I find hair in food.'
0:10:09 > 0:10:11'I love it when I find hair in food.'
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That's a very lovely thing to do!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Have you got any secrets you want to share with me?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I have a lot of hair on my asshole.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19'That was a great secret, man.'
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- That was an absolutely great secret. - Not many people like hair in their food.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26My food, your arsehole - perfect!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29- ROISIN:- 'Amazing.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:35So Joel bags himself a secret and a pass.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Next up, it's Roisin.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- 'Come on, Roisin! You look the most approachable of all of us. - Absolutely.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Once we get to know you, you're the LEAST approachable!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Approach THAT!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53'Here you go, this guy.'
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Psst!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Can I tell you a secret? - 'I've got level 3 bot-rot.'
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I've got level 3 bot-rot.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02I've got level 3 bot-rot.
0:11:05 > 0:11:11- Have you got a secret? Anything you want to share?- None today!- Not today.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Psst!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I've got a secret.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- What?- I've got a secret.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Everything I'm wearing is stolen.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Everything I'm wearing is stolen.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- That's a good secret!- It's a good secret? Have you got a secret?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27'Come on!'
0:11:27 > 0:11:28He's going to do it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32You're also wearing a stolen jacket?
0:11:34 > 0:11:39So Roisin gets a secret, and in the process earns herself a pass.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Next up it's Marek.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45'Oh, look, he's got his slide on.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47'Look at him go!'
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Confident!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52What do you think, flies up or down?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Psst! Psst!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Psst! Psst! I've got a secret!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59It's really important I tell you.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- 'My real name is Frank 'n' Cense.' - My real name is Frank 'n' Cense.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Have you got any secrets?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07No? None at all?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09What about you? Any secrets?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- 'I've got another secret.' - I've got another secret.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I once texted the Queen a picture of my nuts.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I once texted the Queen a picture of my nuts.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Go on! Have you got any secrets? - Like these nuts?- Similar...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25There weren't as many as there.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Psst! Psst!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- I've got a secret.- Yeah? - My shits are completely transparent.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- My shits are completely transparent. - Right, good!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Have you got any secrets?- No! - You can't even see them!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's a nightmare for me! Watch out! You're standing on one now!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56So Marek doesn't get a secret from a stranger, so gets himself a fail.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Finally, it's Paul.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Excuse me.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I've got a secret.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- ROISIN:- 'I nicked your car.'- I nicked your car.- What kind is it?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09A Toyota.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Wrong.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Siesta? That's not even a car, is it?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Psst!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I've got a secret.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25My hands are glued to my junk.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28My hands are glued to my junk.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Have you got any secrets?- No. - Nothing?- Nothing of interest.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It doesn't have to be interesting, just any secret.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- CRIES OF DERISION - He failed!
0:13:42 > 0:13:48So no secret for Paul, and as a result he gets himself a fail.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Meaning that after two challenges, Paul has one fail
0:13:51 > 0:13:54but Marek is the current loser with two.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Hello, there.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Today, we've been paired off to give a Sensitivity In The Workplace presentation.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You're sacked, sexy.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Problem is, we've written the presentations for each other.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08So we have absolutely no idea what's in them. Let's get going.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12At the end we'll ask the group to rate our presentations,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15and the pair with the lowest score loses.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22First up...are Joel and Paul.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27HE READS SLOGAN
0:14:31 > 0:14:33What we're going to do now, we're going to
0:14:33 > 0:14:36resolve the following sensitive scenarios via role-play. OK?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41MAREK LAUGHS
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Go on, just make it up, guys. - It's very dark. Joel...
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I'll pretend I'm sat down, yep.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I had done my business thinking that I was just...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58..on the toilet.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Pffrt, pffrt!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- And I'm like, "Well..."- Oh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04"I'm already in the disabled toilet."
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I'm so sorry, Joel, I really didn't know you were in here,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09obviously the lights aren't working.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Please, if you'd like to send me
0:15:11 > 0:15:14a receipt for the dry cleaning, I'm happy to reimburse you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Erm, you know what? We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Let's see how they get out of this one.- Let's just play this.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Hello.- That's Joel's mum, Paul.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You look really lovely today.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- Thank you.- I mean...REALLY lovely. - Thank you!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- I'd just like to congratulate you on your new promotion.- Thank you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Well done. But I wanted to say, REALLY well done.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53LAUGHTER AND SEDUCTIVE MUSIC
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Not well done!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- ROISIN:- I can't believe you're snogging Joel's mum.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Eugh!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Well done.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- He looks like he's going to cry! - He looks what? He looks seedy?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18How you feeling, Joel?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yeah, that's, eh, it's an interesting scene.
0:16:23 > 0:16:29An interesting scene there with, you know... Cos that...
0:16:29 > 0:16:30HE STUMBLES OVER HIS WORDS
0:16:32 > 0:16:37I mean, wow, that really happened, didn't it? That really happened.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40That really is graphic. Thank you for listening.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42And just give us a rating based on what you
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- feel like you've learnt today.- They blind-sided them.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- They'll get a two. - Four fours and a three - 19.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Paul and Joel score 19 points, so Marek and Roisin
0:16:54 > 0:16:57will have to score higher to avoid a fail.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- All right, Marek? - Yeah, I'm fine, mate, just...
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- How's it going, Marek, all right? - Yeah, yeah...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Yeah?- Yeah, all right, thanks. - You all right?- Yeah, not too bad.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yeah, nice one.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Next up...are Marek and Roisin,
0:17:11 > 0:17:15who need to score more than 19 to beat Joel and Paul.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- A happy workplace is a productive workplace.- I agree with that, do you?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yeah, I agree with that, I'm really happy right now.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- OK, erm... - It's good to laugh.- All agree?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26ALL: Yes.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- Everyone feel happy? Good. - Sometimes it's not good to laugh.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Eg...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I went for a job recently, I didn't get the promotion,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I felt quite upset, I didn't want to hear jokes,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45sometimes you don't want to laugh.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What's the third one, Marek?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51At your boss's...eh, your boss's...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52giant gonads.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01BOTH: Yes!
0:18:01 > 0:18:06Well, sometimes, it's... People...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's very difficult and very sensitive.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Yeah, but we need to know why though.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Because...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Some people, it gives them confidence.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Because they think, "I wish people would stare."
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Do you sometimes feel like that?- No.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- JOEL:- 'Ah, here's something sensitive for you guys to explain.'
0:18:34 > 0:18:36SHEEP BLEATS
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Uh...- Oh, my God.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- That is, uh...- What is that, Marek?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- 'Mmm, good music.' - I don't know what...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50MUSIC: "Don't stop (Wiggle Wiggle)" by the Outhere Brothers
0:18:50 > 0:18:55That's a goat coming out of, erm... I mean, it looks terrific, but...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Quite a beautiful, beautiful moment.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Think Roisin was actually just sick in her mouth.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02JOEL LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- OK?- Yes.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- PAUL:- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Let's move on to the next one.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14So, in conclusion, Roisin, do you want to just take everyone through the conclusions for today?
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- Sensitivity. It makes sense... - Itivity.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- That's beautiful.- It's amazing.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26That's a great sentiment, really nice.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28If you could just mark us on what you thought
0:19:28 > 0:19:31so we can report back to our colleagues.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Just mark out of five at the bottom, that's the most important thing.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I think they'll be lucky to get five from all, like, added together.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Two fives.- BOTH: What?!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Your final score please, gents. - Another five, that's 18.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49This is unbelievable!
0:19:49 > 0:19:5122, thank you very much.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Unbelievable, unbelievable. - 22 points.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59So Marek and Roisin beat Joel and Paul,
0:19:59 > 0:20:03earning them a pass...and the other two a fail.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Meaning that after the third challenge,
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Marek and Paul are level on two fails each, and should
0:20:10 > 0:20:13either of them fail the final challenge, they'll face the forfeit.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You can never find a pencil when you need one.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23MAREK: That is why, out of the goodness of our own hearts,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26we're planting pencils on complete strangers.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30The challenge is to stick as many as we can on one single stranger
0:20:30 > 0:20:32without getting caught.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- And the Joker who sticks the fewest pencils loses.- Aww.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- First up, it's Roisin. - So terrifying.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44It is.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Which one of these people do you reckon will be easily LEAD(?)
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Ah. Great one.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- That's a baggy coat. - So many pockets.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57If you don't get at least five in there,
0:20:57 > 0:20:59your pencil putting in pocket days are over.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00PAUL LAUGHS
0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's really stressful.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Go, go, go, go, go!- ALL: Aww!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Come on, there! He's there!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13There we go. There's a hood, there's a hood.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I hate it.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Deep breaths, deep breaths. - Now give her a fucking pencil.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Oh... Thought this one was good, she hasn't clocked you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Here we go.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33ALL: Ohh...
0:21:35 > 0:21:39THEY MURMUR AND LAUGH
0:21:41 > 0:21:42She's had enough, ugh!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- One pencil! What is that? - That's less than two pencils.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50That is actually less than two pencils.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53That's less than three pencils.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Nerves get the better of Roisin, but she did get one pencil,
0:21:56 > 0:21:58meaning that's the amount to beat to avoid a fail.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Next up, it's Paul.- You look like some sort of military leader.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Like Napoleon on his day off.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13I've listened to all sorts of shit - butchers, dart players...
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Napoleon!- But, Dommett, I have to draw the line at Napoleon, mate.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Come on, Paul, put some pencils in him.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Don't talk to him, just do it, I reckon.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Oh, sorry...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, busted.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Pencil her up, pencil her up! - See the passion cake?
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Ugh, we got carrot cake, is that just along there?
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Is it...? Hold on, passion cake.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48We got Cinnabon, wait there one second.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Passion fruit cake, Victoria sponge.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Lemon cake there. Are you going to get the carrot cake instead?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- I want the passion one. - You want the passion one, hold on.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Who's in charge?- Who's in charge, who's in charge of the baking?!
0:23:03 > 0:23:07They've all gone home, bloomin' hell.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Well done, mate, fucking hell. - Absolute skills.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Paul gets five pencils, beating Roisin and earning him
0:23:16 > 0:23:18a potential forfeit-avoiding pass.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Next up, it's Joel,
0:23:20 > 0:23:24who needs to beat Roisin's total of one pencil to avoid a fail.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, my God, go, go, go.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Two.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Getting too cocky, too cocky, three.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40A spin? Do a spin.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47THEY LAUGH LOUDLY
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Oh, my goodness, look at her bag, look at her bag.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Half a tree's worth of pencils in her bag.- Amazing. Amazing.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05He done that with class.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Joel successfully sticks
0:24:06 > 0:24:0820 pencils on his shopper,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10beating Roisin and earning
0:24:10 > 0:24:12himself his fourth pass of the day.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Marek is up next,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17and in order to avoid becoming today's overall loser
0:24:17 > 0:24:20and doing the forfeit, he just has to beat Roisin's score
0:24:20 > 0:24:23and get more than one pencil on his shopper.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Easy, right?- Looks like a killer.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30HE SINGS TO HIMSELF: Do-do-do, do-do-do.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31THEY LAUGH
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- PAUL:- Let's lighten it up!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Oh, my God, he's going in, he's going in.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Look at his face.- Argh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Go on, mate, you can do it, go on, go on.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You can do this, you can do this.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56- Come on, Marek. - Oh, God, a meat prop.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Straight in, straight in, Marek, come on.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06You can do it, Marek! I'm with you all the way.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Five seconds' time, get one in, this is perfect.- Oh, oh, oh...
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Sorry.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Yeah, pop it in, pop it in. Do it, do it, do it, do it!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Oh, damn it! - It fell out, it fell out.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Marek doesn't get a single pencil on his shopper.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Which means, with three fails to his name, Marek is today's loser,
0:25:42 > 0:25:44and must now face the consequences.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Ah.- JOEL AND PAUL: Loser, loser!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Marek, it's your forfeit, but it's a bit different today,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- we're not going to tell you what's actually going on.- What?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You're not going to know until you get there.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Why do I always get this sort of rough treatment?- Blindfold him.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Not going to see it either, mate, nothing to see here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Not going to hear or see anything. Turn round, loser.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Unbeknownst to him, he's about to be dumped in front of a
0:26:11 > 0:26:13rowdy, intimidating football crowd,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16where he'll really have to think on his feet.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- STADIUM ANNOUNCER: - OK, I'd like your full attention.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Singing his song Referee Lover... - Think I'm going to puke.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- ..ladies and gentlemen...- You know Referee Lover, don't you?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28..a big hand for Marek.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Wahey!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- JOEL:- We just invented that song title for you, Marek,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36so you just have to invent the rest. Go on, mate.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40You've got to sing until we tell you to stop.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Hello, my name is Marek Larwood,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50and this is a song I've written called Referee Lover.
0:26:52 > 0:26:58# It's difficult to find someone to love
0:26:58 > 0:27:01# In these troubled times
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# I've tried different people
0:27:09 > 0:27:15# But the only people I seem to like are guys dressed in black... #
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- ROISIN:- The players are actually kicking balls at him now!
0:27:18 > 0:27:24# Referee lover, I think they are nice... #
0:27:24 > 0:27:26BOOING
0:27:26 > 0:27:28# They're not ungrateful, like you lot
0:27:28 > 0:27:35# I'm a referee lover, I love them very much
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# I want them to be my friend
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# I've got... #
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Off, off, off!
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Thank you.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46BOOING
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- PAUL:- Booo!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Marek, you got a fan over there.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Bringing out the single next week. I'm going home, I'm going home.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Someone get me out of here fast, how do I get out of here?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06That's all from Impractical Jokers this week, next time,
0:28:06 > 0:28:07the Jokers become inventors...
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- It's a man beak. - ..fall asleep in public...
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and take over an optician's.