Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Let's do this.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24This is the brand-new series of Impractical Jokers, the hidden

0:00:24 > 0:00:27camera show where four comedians compete to embarrass each other

0:00:27 > 0:00:29in everyday situations.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32The jokers are - Joel Dommett...

0:00:32 > 0:00:35That really happened, didn't it? That really happened.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37..Roisin Conaty...

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Can I bite you?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39..Paul McCaffrey...

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Bless you, my children.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42..and Marek Larwood.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Gribby growbbler.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47They have to do and say everything the others tell them,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49or face a forfeit.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there's no winner,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54just a loser.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Aww!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yes. We've just qualified as opticians,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and now, we're going to do some eye tests.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ich bin ein optician.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11The challenge is we have to do and

0:01:11 > 0:01:13say everything the others command.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah. If you can read it out.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- I have an erection.- What?!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19There's no getting out of it,

0:01:19 > 0:01:23because if we refuse to do any of the instructions, then we lose.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- I can't smell it. - You can't smell it, good.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30First up, it's Roisin.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- How you doing?- I'm fine.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Good. Good.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'm just going to put these on.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38OK, so I could just have a look in your eyes

0:01:38 > 0:01:42and I can just tell by seeing your right eye, you're a naughty boy.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's interesting, actually, it's saying you're a...

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- 'Say it...naughty boy. - Naughty boy.'

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You're a naughty boy.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53What's your favourite part of the job? It's putting the lenses in.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Putting the lenses into the glasses.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58My favourite part is putting the lenses into the glasses,

0:01:58 > 0:01:59that's one of the reasons I got into this.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02The technological term for that is rimming.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04The technological term for that is rimming.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05I love rimming.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07And I love rimming.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08OK...

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Let's do this eye exam. - Here we go.- Here we go.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16OK, so getclose one up, close your left eye.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17If you just close your left eye.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18OK, look at the other eye.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21And say, how many fingers am I holding up?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23How many fingers am I holding up?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25And then, give him the middle finger.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, God.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oh, go on, Roisin.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36THEY LAUGH

0:02:40 > 0:02:42How many fingers am I holding up?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44ALL: Oooh!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Roisin refuses to carry out her instructions

0:02:47 > 0:02:51and in the process, gets herself the first fail of the day.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Next up, Joel.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Joel, you look like a superhero.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Come on in!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Joel Dommett is a mild-mannered optician.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- How many pairs of glasses do you own, just out of interest?- Two.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I always keep a spare pair. I've learnt that the hard way.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07I always keep a spare pair...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Yeah.- I've learnt that the hard way. Yeah.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm talking about pants though.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Yeah. I'm talking about pants though, that's the problem.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Always got to carry a spare pair.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Joel, I think you're ready to test his eyes now.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22If you just go over to the sink, you'll find some charts,

0:03:22 > 0:03:25and if you could just present those in order that they're numbered.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Just basically I need to ask you how,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30how many things there are on the sheets.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32First one's apples.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Seven.- Seven apples, good work.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37'Don't look...don't look at the sheet.'

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- What's on that one?- Four.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Four buckets.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Now, on this one, ask how many rabbits he can see.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And don't look at the sheet.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46On this one, just going to ask you how many rabbits you can

0:03:46 > 0:03:48see on this one, OK?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, God!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Well... I can't see any rabbits on that one.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Can't see any rabbits on that one?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- One.- One rabbit?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06'Have a look at the picture.'

0:04:10 > 0:04:11OK.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16'Joel successfully completes his challenge,

0:04:16 > 0:04:18'earning his first pass of the day.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20'Next up, it's Marek.'

0:04:20 > 0:04:23All you all right to talk to this person in a South African accent?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25IN SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: OK, nice to meet you,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28how you doing? Good to see you, it's well. Perfect.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31So, Mark, see if you can read any five for me there, please, my friend.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Just see if you can read that.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37This is only used for special purposes, for example...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Fall asleep, start snoring, louder.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40'Louder, bigger, bigger.'

0:04:40 > 0:04:42MAREK SNORES

0:04:42 > 0:04:44'Bigger!'

0:04:46 > 0:04:49When you wake up, you're going to be your...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Normal accent, normal accent.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54IN HIS ACCENT: I've just hit my head and my...

0:04:54 > 0:04:55'Why am I? What do I sound like?'

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I think my voice sounds completely different now.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Does it sound different?- Yeah.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01'I watched a documentary on this.'

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Marek, until we tell you to, you're not allowed to use any actual words.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Wing-wham.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Grabmax.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Jingo-ming-nut.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Jingo-ning-nung.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Wooblibobs.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Wooblibobs.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Look like you can't find something

0:05:24 > 0:05:27and just shout a big sentence with no words.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Gribby-Grobbler. Grooby...

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Arg!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Wing-wham-grooby-broll!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Marek follows his instructions

0:05:39 > 0:05:42and earns himself his first pass of the day.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Last up, Paul.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50He looks like a prisoner who's made his cell like a dentist's office.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Come on in. Do you want to take your coat off?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Just say, "That's a nice coat. Do you mind if I try it on?"

0:05:54 > 0:05:58That's a lovely coat that actually. Do you mind if I try it on?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Is that OK? That's a nice coat, Bud.

0:05:59 > 0:06:05Look at yourself in the mirr... I like it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06OK, let's get going then.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Let's get going. OK.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Take him through what all the equipment means, Paul.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14OK. Fantastic. So, this is the ophthalmologist.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- What does it do?- Here... This end of the machine is the vibraglax

0:06:18 > 0:06:22And, that goes in, up through the back.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sees behind your eye.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- And thatthat sees through behind your eye.- So, any...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Do you want to try and squeeze it in now?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Back of my eye?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34So that will go up...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36That's an internal piece of machinery.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37When I say up...

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Up the back passage. - I mean up the back passage.- Oh.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Let's have a look at your eyes then. OK.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48That's supposed to go on them, Paul.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I forget myself.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Yeah, OK...

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I've got an attack of the giggles today.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I don't know what's wrong with me.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'm sorry.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15HE LAUGHS

0:07:15 > 0:07:17He laughs like a baby.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh, God!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm sorry.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- OK. OK.- Now, our final test... You're going to close your eyes,

0:07:30 > 0:07:33you're going to move your body and do a spot the difference thing.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Close your eyes, and then when you open them I'm going to be doing

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I want you to tell me what the difference is.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Put your hand on your chest - Keep your eyes closed.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- And now you've got two-two breasts. - Open your eyes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- What's different? - What's different?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- You have boobs. - Close your eyes again.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Pretend to go to the toilet against the wall.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56And, what's different? Open his eyes, and...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Open your eyes. What's the difference?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- What's the difference? I need to... - You're taking a piss.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05OK.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You might need to wash that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Despite his fit of the giggles, Paul gets himself a pass too.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Meaning that after the first challenge,

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Roisin is losing with one fail to her name.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I love sleeping around...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31which is a good job as in the next challenge

0:08:31 > 0:08:35we have to go up to complete strangers and fall asleep on them.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39We've got to clock up as much sleep time on one person as possible.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43And whichever joker has the least accumulated time fails.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51First up to sleep on a stranger is Paul.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oh...

0:08:54 > 0:08:58You've got the top half of your pyjama's on already.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Sweet dreams, Paul. Have a good sleep, mate.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, no, he's doing his weird acting.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, God.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09It's terrible today. It's just wrong.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Like he's just lost his job.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18I've lost my job. My wife's left me.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Head down, out cold.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's going to mess up his sideburns though.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Go on, Paul. - Uh-oh.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Here we go. She's in. Oh, God.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Three, two, one, go!- Go.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Three, two, one, down, down, stomp it, down.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36You have to do a little bit of snoring.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Down, down, down, down, down, down. Keep going. Keep it in.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Keep it going. Keep it going. Don't get up.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Don't get up. Sleep, sleep, sleep, and rest it.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Rest if against her knee.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- ALL: Oh... - That was good. That was great.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53So, Paul slept on a stranger for six seconds,

0:09:53 > 0:09:56which means that's the time to beat to avoid getting a fail.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Next up, it's Joel.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Right, turn round, 180, that guy.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Have a little kip mate.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT:- I'll put you to fucking sleep, pal.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Don't sleep on me, pal. - Don't sleep on me, pal.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Don't sleep on, pal.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Are you about to cry, Joel?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14ALL LAUGH

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'm dreading this. I'm dreading it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Joel, do it now because the police are behind you.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23So, he could only get three,

0:10:23 > 0:10:25maximum four punches in before he gets arrested.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27So, if you're going to do it...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Come on.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Go, Joel. Have a little kip, mate.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Out of nowhere. Keep your hands on show.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Here we go.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Sorry.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Sorry, mate. Sorry, dude. Sorry, mate I'm so tired. I do apologise.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- That's it. - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Despite his scary moment, Joel clocks up eight seconds

0:10:58 > 0:11:02sleeping on a stranger, which means he gets his second pass of the day.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Next, it's Roisin.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I think she'll do well.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Who is she going for? Those two there?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09She's going for those two.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10- Good choice.- Very good choice.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh...

0:11:12 > 0:11:17The panel of Loose Women back together again.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22Oh, oh. The yawn-oh. Straight in. Straight in.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26She's still there.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- She's letting her sleep! - What?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I can't believe this. - Stay asleep. Stay asleep.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Don't wake up. Don't wake up.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Oh my, God. This is ridiculous.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- This is ridiculous.- They're having a chat about what to do.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45This is unbelievable.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50They're going to try and prop her up. Oh.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Come on.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Back down.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Back down. Get another one on.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Move it in.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, my God. She's going back in!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Unbelievable.- What? - Incredible.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I think she might just let it go this time.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Oh, my God.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- No.- Let it happen.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10They're still staying there!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Move across Roisin and sleep on her lap.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16ALL: Aw!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20You could've got an extra minute and a half in there.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Roisin clocks up an impressive 33 seconds,

0:12:23 > 0:12:26which means she's in the clear and avoids a fail.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Finally, it's Marek.

0:12:30 > 0:12:35To avoid getting a fail, he must beat Paul's time of six seconds.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Straight in Marek, quick.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44That's it. He's go... The slight lean.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47The slight lean. He's going in. He's going in.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Go on, Marek, you're good to go.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56- He's moving over. He's going. - You're good to go.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Go on, lean a little more. Go straight down. Go full down.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Full weight.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Excuse me, are you all right?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh, sorry, mate. Sorry.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'm just knacker... Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, I just fell asleep.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I'm always doing it. Sorry.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26- They're moving away.- Oh...

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Fail.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Fail. They're gone.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32They moved away.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35So Marek doesn't even manage a single second,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39meaning he clocks up the shortest time and gets a fail.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41At the end of challenge two,

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Marek and Roisin are joint losers with one fail each.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Now it's time for the next challenge where our jokers have to pass

0:13:51 > 0:13:52themselves off as inventors...

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I'm one of the top inventors in the world.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56..pitching a range of brand-new products.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I had this idea. It came to me in a dream...

0:13:58 > 0:14:00But each of the jokers won't know what they're pitching

0:14:00 > 0:14:04until they reveal it for the first time to their focus groups.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Basically, it's a hairy hand with a scope.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09So, let's have a look.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12You just cast off...

0:14:12 > 0:14:14A triple barrel bra.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16This is called My First Prison.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Each joker will get a pass for every person who says they'd be

0:14:19 > 0:14:22interested in buying their product.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Would you be interested in that?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Fail and they risk facing a forfeit later in the show.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32It's not bad, is it?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Time for the jokers to take turns

0:14:35 > 0:14:37and enter the den to pitch their new products.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Hello there. How you doing? OK?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42How nice to see you, I'm Joel. How are you?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Sit down here on these seats here.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Thanks very much for coming in today.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Let me tell you a bit of background about this.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50This is something I have always wanted myself.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I thought, "Well, if I want it surely, other people will want it."

0:14:53 > 0:14:55What is it?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- It's a Man Beak. - These are not amateurs, Paul.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- They want to know what this beak does.- It...

0:15:05 > 0:15:09It increases your sense of smell, loosens the sinus,

0:15:09 > 0:15:12and...I just think it makes you look better.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16So, based on what we've all seen, and...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18ALL LAUGH

0:15:18 > 0:15:20..who would like to buy The Man Beak?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23No.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Like Paul, all the jokers have been pitching all afternoon,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28but are struggling to impress.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29I'll turn this on.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32And, this one is called...

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Erm...

0:15:33 > 0:15:35And, it's called...?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37The Cheese Plug.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Basically, or it looks self-explanatory.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42You've got cheese...straight into a plug.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- What's it called? - It's called...Exhaust Pen.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52The Thief-Proof Pan.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Would you buy this pot?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56To one, two, three...?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Would you be interested in buying this product?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01No, I don't think so.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02- Are you sure?- Yeah.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Time is nearly up, none of the jokers has a pass,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08and now they have one last chance to get one.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I'm really excited about this one.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13ALL LAUGH

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Gay Spray.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Now...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- What does it do though? - What does it do, Paul?

0:16:19 > 0:16:24It's... I think if a party is kind of flagging a bit, you know.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Kind of like, "Oh, God. It's the same. It's a bit drab..."

0:16:28 > 0:16:31You know, there's something missing.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Out comes the Gay Spray...

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hmm-mm. Hmm-mmm.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39THEY LAUGH

0:16:39 > 0:16:40It's fabulous.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Who would buy that?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44No.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Oh, Paul.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50That's it for Paul. He totally fails.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Right, and my final item here...

0:16:52 > 0:16:57Will Marek manage to finally get a pass?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I think this is a game changer, this one. Let's see.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03This one is called...the...

0:17:03 > 0:17:04HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:17:04 > 0:17:06What's this one called?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08OK.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12This is called... I'll just put that on...

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Er...

0:17:16 > 0:17:20This is... This is called confident bear.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Would you be interested in buying this?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- No, I'm sorry.- We don't have much need for confidence bear.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28That's a big fail for Marek too.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's now Roisin's last pitch.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Will she show the boys how to do it?

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Let's take a trip to the bloody future.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh... What are they, Roisin?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Well, they certainly don't look very comfortable.- Mm.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44These are...

0:17:44 > 0:17:47What's the name of this product, Roisin?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48These are...

0:17:48 > 0:17:51These are called Brick Flops.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Brick Flops, ah.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57To the naked eye they're flip-flops on bricks.

0:17:57 > 0:18:03But, to me, and to the future, they are to stop the flop.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07So, now what you'd hear instead of flip-flop, flip-flop, you'd hear...

0:18:07 > 0:18:09SCRAPING

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Ah, that's much less annoying. - Hmm.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14More flip, no flop.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17By a show of hands, would you buy this product?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Not today.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Total failure for Roisin too.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29So now there's only Joel left who can get a pass.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Very personal to me because I made it out of stuff that I've got...

0:18:32 > 0:18:34My own stuff I've got at home.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36This one's very personal to me

0:18:36 > 0:18:38because I've made it out of the stuff that I've got at home,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41And I made something that I think's really dear to my heart.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I'm really excited about it...but here we go.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06So, it's...

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Erm...

0:19:12 > 0:19:15What's it called, Joel? All products have a name.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's the... Basically...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20It's called A Knife and Fuck.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24That's amazing!

0:19:24 > 0:19:27They're washable, you know, they're fully washable.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I mean, I haven't washed these ones, but you can wash them.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33I haven't washed these ones, but you can wash them. They're fully...

0:19:33 > 0:19:37You can always just... You know, it's like chopsticks and...

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Chop-dicks. - Chop-dicks. I mean, you can...

0:19:40 > 0:19:43They're great to eat rice with.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49That's the best thing with the Knife and Fuck.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Erm...

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Would you buy this product?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02It's time for the group to make a decision.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Will they go for Joel's new cutlery invention?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Two hands.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Why is he going to buy them? - An incredible sales pitch.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21He did it. Joel is the only joker to get a pass.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Meaning that after the third challenge, Paul has one fail

0:20:26 > 0:20:30but Marek and Roisin are still joint losers with two each.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Today we're giving away 50% off vouchers.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- 50% off what? - We've no idea, Paul.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41We'll only find out at the last minute

0:20:41 > 0:20:42when the other jokers tell us.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46And the joker that can't give away any of his vouchers loses.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- OK, here we go. - First up is Joel.

0:20:55 > 0:20:5850% off today sir? No? You OK?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Whereabouts?- Whereabouts? - It's off Slightly Gay Robots.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03It's off Slightly Gay Robots.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, right. OK.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Might as well.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Thank you so much.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Amazing.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Hey, guys. 50% off today.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Double Wang Big Bang.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20It's Double Wang Big Bang. 50% off Double Wang Big Bang.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Yeah, you will. See you there, mate.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Would you like 50% off today, sir?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- What is it? - Kissing With Tongues.

0:21:29 > 0:21:3250% off Kissing With Tongues.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34And what is that?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You know...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Kissing With Tongues. - Kissing With Tongues.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- What? Actual kissing? - Yeah. 50% off.- Yeah.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- And, where is that? - Right here, right now.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Sell yourself live on BBC Three. Joel turns into a prostitute.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Right here, right now.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- I'm afraid not, man.- No, don't worry.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Don't worry. Oh, thank you very much.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Joel gives away two flyers, which is

0:22:01 > 0:22:05the score the other jokers must beat to avoid a fail.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Next up, it's Paul.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10How stupid do I look?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13I think you look about 50% more stupid than you did before.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Hello there. We're doing 50% off for today only. Would you like...?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20LAUGHTER

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Hello. 50% off today. Don't leave me hanging.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Aww...

0:22:26 > 0:22:28How you doing? Yes, we've got 50% off today.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Today only, 50% off. - Off one nipple tassel.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Off... Off just one nipple tassel.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38ALL LAUGH

0:22:38 > 0:22:40It's the last one in the shop.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's the last one in the shop, so you might have to share it.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Would you like 50% off today?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Really sick pets.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Really sick pets.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- 50% off. - Just around the corner.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Half dead cats - Half dead cats, yeah, yeah.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59If you like pets, but you don't like commitment, this is the shop for you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Hi there. We've got 50% off today,

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Today only, 50% off.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Anal.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- For what? - Anal.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- OK.- OK.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12I can't believe you said it!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Paul, you're an animal. You'd do anything to win.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Paul successfully gives away three flyers, beating Joel's

0:23:19 > 0:23:22score of two and earning himself a pass.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Next, it's Marek.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Sir, would you like a 50% off voucher today?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- OK, thanks. - It's...for...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Caesarean stitching, so it's today only. No?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34No, I'm all right.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I can't believe you said it.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- You don't get a chance to think about it.- Horrible!

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Would you like one of these, sir? 50% off, today only.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- It's 50% off... - Left-handed bog roll.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Left-handed bog roll. OK?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Hello, sir. Can I give you one of these? It's 50% off today.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- 50% off my sister. - OK, that's good.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Oh, my God! You just sold your sister.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Hello, sir. Can I give you one of these 50% off things today?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- It's 50% off... - My virginity.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- It's my virginity, so... - Where?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- My virginity. - Oh, perfect.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You'll get rid of it yet, Marek.

0:24:17 > 0:24:22Marek also gives away three flyers, joining Paul with a pass.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Finally, it's Roisin.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28If she doesn't beat Joel's score of two

0:24:28 > 0:24:30then she'll face today's forfeit.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Excuse me, sir.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Can I offer you 50% off today?- Er... No, I'm all right, thanks.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Oh.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Madam, would you like 50% off today?- No, thank you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Guys, you like 50% off today? - No.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47People just don't want a bargain, do they, Roisin?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Can't give it away.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Hiya. Can I offer you 50% off today, madam?

0:24:53 > 0:24:58Pubic golf umbrellas... Pubic golf umbrellas,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- 50% off what? - ALL:- Golf umbrellas.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Pubic golf umbrellas.- No, no. They're off pubic golf umbrellas.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Uh-huh. Right, thanks a lot. - Do you want to take the voucher?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I think you might regret it.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Everyone thinks they don't want one, but then they get 50% off.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- The weather's been bad, come on. - The weather's been bad.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- You never know. - What you going to do?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17No way!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21What are you going to do with a pubic golf umbrella? Unbelievable.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24So Roisin only gives away one flyer,

0:25:24 > 0:25:27and gets her third fail, which means she's this week's loser

0:25:27 > 0:25:31and must face a forfeit set by the other jokers.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Roisin's about to be dumped into London's bustling

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Leicester Square with a sandwich board and a little surprise.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42What we've got in here is five absolutely horrific

0:25:42 > 0:25:44punishments for you, and we're going to get

0:25:44 > 0:25:47a member of the public to come over and choose which one you do.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51- What?- Bye.- Oh, I don't want to. - You've got to, Roisin.- Go on Roisin.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54That's what you get for being a loser, unfortunately.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Tell these lovely people what you are, Roisin, loud and proud.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- I'm a loser! - Louder.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I'm a loser, choose my punishment.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Drum roll, please.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10The tension is mounting.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12You have won a free lunch.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Unfortunately, your free lunch is going to be some leftover food

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- picked out of the bin. - What?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21She's got to eat left over food out of a bin?

0:26:21 > 0:26:25That's a pretty tough one, yeah?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Thank you. Absolute bastards.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30What do you fancy, Roisin? Are you peckish?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I think I just saw someone put some chicken bones in that bin there.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Yeah.- Could be some leftover burger in there.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yeah. Yeah. Have a look in there.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Quickly, before someone else has it, Roisin.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, my God.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Oh, no.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45It's so disgusting in here. There's fags in here, man.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Oh, stop being so fussy.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Eugh!

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Oh, wait.- Oh, here she goes.- Luckily you've got a bin to vomit in.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57There's tissues!

0:26:59 > 0:27:00I'm going to be sick.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- HE SHOUTS - I can't watch.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06What have you got? What have you got?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- I don't know. It's bread. It's bread!- It's bread!

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- What are you taking off the top of it?- I'm cleaning the shit off it.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Go on, let's be... Nice big mouthful...

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh, my God.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Open wide. Here we go. Big mouthful.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25That's it, be a brave girl.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- In three, two, one, open wide... - Are you serious?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Oh, God! - Big bite please.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- Give me a second. - OK, come on.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42- Three, two... - Two, one...

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Swallow it. Swallow it. Swallow it. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52She's going to vomit. She's going to vomit. She's going to vomit.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I... I can't believe it. I actually...

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I'm going to vomit. I'm going to vomit.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08That's all for Impractical Jokers this week.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Next time the jokers become cheesemongers...

0:28:10 > 0:28:12How would you rate my love life?

0:28:12 > 0:28:14..touch up complete strangers...

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Why did you have to be so creepy?

0:28:15 > 0:28:18- ..and take over a cinema. - Come on!