0:00:19 > 0:00:21Let's do this.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25This is Impractical Jokers, the hidden camera show where
0:00:25 > 0:00:29four comedians compete to embarrass each other in everyday situations.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32The jokers are: Joel Dommett.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35That really happened, didn't it? That really happened.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Roisin Conaty.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Can I what you?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Paul McCaffrey. - Bless you, my children.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42And Marek Larwood.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Gribby growbbler.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48They have to do and say everything the others tell them,
0:00:48 > 0:00:49or face a forfeit.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53It's a ruthless fight to the finish where there's no winner,
0:00:53 > 0:00:54just a loser.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Aw!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- We've always wanted to work in the movies.- The big screen.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Where have you gone?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10So, we're here at the multiplex,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12where we're working behind the snack counter.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Let's make dreams come true today.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18And the challenge is to do and say what the other judges tell us.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Swallow it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And, if we refuse...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Sorry...- We lose.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28First up is Roisin.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I think she really fits in there, you know?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- She looks like she's just come back from her 15th fag of the day. - Cheeky sod. Hello.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, here we go.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Sweet or salted?- Sweet.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Right, shout it really loud
0:01:41 > 0:01:42as if it's someone else is going to get it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Sweet popcorn!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Why isn't someone bringing my sweet popcorn?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Where's the sweet popcorn, guys?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Anything else I can get you?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Just the sweet popcorn? Sweet popcorn!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01INAUDIBLE
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Say, I've got an angry one here. This bloke's going crazy.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hurry up, he's going mental out here!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ask him to calm down. It'll be there in a minute.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Calm down, honestly, someone's coming...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- All right mate, you need to relax. - You've just got to relax, relax.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It'll be a minute. Come on!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Now only put one bit of popcorn in, bit by bit and count it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Two.- Two. Count it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- Three.- Keep going.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Four, five...
0:02:29 > 0:02:33How many did you want again?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Did you not have any dinner?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40You've got loads there. Right.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Just call it 40 pound?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Roisin performs all her challenges, and earns herself a pass.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Next up, it's Paul.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Paul, didn't you used to work in a supermarket?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58They genuinely wouldn't let me operate a till.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01That's the level of trust they had in me. Here we go.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Could I ask you to come round to this till, lady,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07because I'm not allowed round there.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Personal reasons. - Personal reasons.- What are they?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12But really, really, really personal reasons.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15But really, really personal reasons...so personal.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I'd only tell you how personal if I got invited on Oprah, or something.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'd only probably tell you if I was actually invited on Oprah,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- or something - that's how personal these problems are.- Right.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I don't really want to go into it, but...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28But if I was to tell you, I'd tell you like this.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Let's just say if I was to tell you, I'd tell you like this.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Many years ago in a faraway galaxy...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'm sorry, why do I feel like I'm opening up to you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40You just seem like you've got very trustworthy faces.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Now go into movie voice.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- As a young man.- A young man.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Who could've been Liam Gallagher.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50That could've been Liam Gallagher...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You've been hit by a spade.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58You've been hit by a spade.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Go on.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What can I get you, ladies?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09So Paul refuses and get a fail.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Next on duty, it's Marek.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Marek does not look like he should be working in customer services.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- At all.- No.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Like if you were to employ him you'd keep him in the store room, wouldn't you?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I failed my food hygiene certificate.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I can imagine if you had a job like this
0:04:28 > 0:04:30you'd be sticking your dick in the popcorn.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31That's how I failed it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hello.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Three?
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Three hotdogs. Get in.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Use your hands. Use your hands.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Ah!- Ah! It's really hot.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54And wave it, wave it in their face, wave it in their face.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Three separate ones?- Yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- So you all want one?- Yeah.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ah!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Throw it across the room.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07That's really...it's too hot.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, my God, again!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12What you trying to do to me?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Ah!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I can see why they're called hot dogs, I tell you.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Right, last one. Will have to be two, I'm afraid.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26If you come round to this till here, please. Do you want ketchup?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Put it in your mouth and say, is that enough?
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Just keep filling your mouth, Marek.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Is that enough?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Keep filling it. Keep filling it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Tell me when to stop. Tell me when to stop.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Now, straight face, look at them
0:05:43 > 0:05:46and go, you're going to ruin these hot dogs.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You're going to ruin these hot dogs.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Swallow it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52If you don't swallow it, you lose.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I don't want to swallow it!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Marek refuses to swallow, and also gets a fail.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Finally, behind the counter, it's Joel.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- How you doing, Pedro? - My name is Pedro. Hello.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Pedro, como estas?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oui, monsieur.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Hi there, what can I get for you? - Popcorns?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Popcorns? Popcorns - we have more than one, it's good.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Are they Spanish, Pedro?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Ask them if they're Spanish.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Are you guys Spanish?- Yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- So am I. - So am I. So am I.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33So am I, si, si, si, si...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Si, si, si, si.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Yeah, Pedro. Me llamo Pedro.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Tell them where you're from, Joel.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm from town called Lisbon.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46That's not even in Spain!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47How you say...?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48How you say...?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Plenty...- Plenty...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Puss-puss.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Eh...
0:07:01 > 0:07:04How you say...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08mucho...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10mucho, mucho...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Puss-puss.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Joel chickens out, and fails.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Meaning that after the first challenge, Marek, Paul,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25and Joel are level with one fail each.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31We're here in Leicester Square, where we're giving away
0:07:31 > 0:07:33free theatre tickets to a show.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- What show, pray tell?- Ah...
0:07:35 > 0:07:39They don't know the name of the show until they open the envelope and see the tickets.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's called Everyone's Bisexual Once.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Why Do Potatoes Have To Die?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44The Inside Of His Bra.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48And if they can't convince someone to take the ticket, they lose.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK, no worries.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57First up, it's Marek.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Blue trainers, and blue jumper. - Yeah, you've matched it, mate.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You look like you were dressed by Pixar.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I just need to get rid of these tickets.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Hello, I don't suppose you're looking for some theatre tickets tonight.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I've got these to give away for free. OK...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Hello there. I've got two free tickets to the theatre tonight
0:08:16 > 0:08:18if you fancy going? I can't give them away to...
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I mean, I'm a real person with real feelings, so...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Just don't even look at me. Excuse me, mate,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I've got some theatre tickets that I've got too many of.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I don't suppose you want tickets to go and see...
0:08:28 > 0:08:29I don't really. What is it?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It's called...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Everyone Ends Up Bumming.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39No? Are you sure I can't give you...? No? OK.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Hello there, I'm trying to get rid of some free tickets to see shows I don't need.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I don't suppose you a ticket to see...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Mr Poopy's Ploppy Plop Plop Show?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's just... it's a good show, actually,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and if you like plops there's at least three in it guaranteed.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- This evening? - It's this evening, yeah.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- We have already tickets.- Where are you... What are you going to see?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Phantom Of The Opera.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10This is like that but with more plops in it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15All right. Sorry to bother you, I'm trying to get rid of some theatre tickets I bought too many of.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19I've got a couple of spare tickets. I don't want the money for them. I'm just - they're free.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's called Cats: But This Time With Real Cats.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You sure? It's supposed to be really good.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25You get them for free.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Meow, like that. But, but like a cat, an actual cat.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32This is a cat-astrophe.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Marek doesn't manage to give away any theatre tickets,
0:09:35 > 0:09:36and bags himself a fail.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Next up, Paul.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm supposed to be going to the theatre tonight around here.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46The people I was supposed to be going with aren't coming.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I've got left with these. I don't want any money for them. I don't want to waste them.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Two tickets for the theatre tonight.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53They're absolutely free.
0:09:53 > 0:09:59- What's the show?- It's for a show called Bot-Clog.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's been getting really good reviews.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I mean, you might want to give them to someone else,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Bot-Clog - everyone's talking about it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Excuse me lads, basically I've been lumped with all these tickets
0:10:10 > 0:10:12and I'm giving them away basically for free.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15A couple of free theatre tickets?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Yeah? It's for a show called The Generous Pervert.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22What's that about Paul?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25What's it about? It's autobiographical.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's just about this sort of weird, perverted guy that walks
0:10:27 > 0:10:30round Leicester Square giving away free theatre tickets.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31You should enjoy it. Have a good night.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- All the best.- Unbelievable.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Paul manages to successfully give away three theatre tickets
0:10:37 > 0:10:39earning himself a pass.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Next up, it's Roisin.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Excuse me, sir, I've got some tickets. I'm giving them
0:10:48 > 0:10:49away free to the theatre.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I bought too many. Do you want them?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Tickets for what?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54The tickets to a show called...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's called, Susan Piss.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07No?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's a hard sell. It's a hard sell.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hiya, I bought too many shows....
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I bought too many tickets for a theatre show.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19They're completely free.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Would you like them? I don't want them.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What is it?- It's a theatre show it's on tonight,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25it's called, it's called...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Space Vag.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's OK.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Everyone likes vag, everyone likes space.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Everyone likes space, and everyone likes vag.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37No worries.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Roisin doesn't manage to give away any tickets
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and bags herself a fail.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Finally, it's Joel.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51What's it like being dressed like the pavement today, Joel?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Great. I like to be camouflaged at all times.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Hey, guys, I've got some free tickets just to offer you
0:11:58 > 0:12:00and I've just bought too many theatre tickets,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03that's all, and I've got a couple left and I'm just trying to...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Are they free?- They're free. Yeah. I'm just wondering whether you wanted them.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09It's for a... It's for a show, it's called...
0:12:09 > 0:12:13It's called, Farts That Look Like Children.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Oh. When is it?- Tonight.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20So, but you can use them all week so...
0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's called... It's good, apparently it's amazing.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's on at arse past eight.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Apparently it's on at... It's on at arse past eight.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Yeah, just take them.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You can give them to a friend if you want it's fine
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. It'll be absolutely great. Thank you so much.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Take care.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Well done, pavement boy.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Hey, mate, how's it going? I've just...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I've bought too many theatre tickets. I'm just trying to get some...
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm just trying to give them away basically.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I feel bad, and I just don't want them to go to waste that's all.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You're giving them away? What show's it for?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54The show it's for... Sorry, it's the...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55it's The Pube Show.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I've never heard of that one.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01It's like, you know that opening scene of
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Edward Scissorhands when he's cutting all the bushes.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- It's at the Bush Theatre.- Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07It's at the Bush Theatre.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What time's it on?- It's on at... it's at 7:30 tonight.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11It's supposed to be pu-perb.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's supposed to be pu-perb.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18It's supposed to be great, man, just take them.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Joel gives away a respectable two tickets and gets himself a pass.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Meaning that after two challenges
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Marek is the current loser on two fails.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Now we're cheesemongers giving away free samples.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41During the sampling we're going to conduct a survey that
0:13:41 > 0:13:42the other guys have created for us.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46We have no idea what questions are in the survey.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48What's your favourite cheese, Stephen?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Except they'll be utterly ludicrous.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53When is it acceptable to ram-raid a butchers?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Our challenge is to ask our chosen questions no matter what they are.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59And, if we refuse...we lose.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04First up is Joel.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05THEY LAUGH
0:14:05 > 0:14:07The French cheese expert.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I've actually got a diploma in cheese, that's a true fact.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- That really doesn't surprise me Joel.- That you've got a Ph-Brie.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Hello there. Have a taste, have a taste. Feel free.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'll just ask you a couple of questions.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Do you prefer hard cheese, soft cheese?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Hard cheese.- Hard cheese. Oh, OK.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Prefer the hard...
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Death, destruction, burn it all down the end is night, hatred
0:14:34 > 0:14:37and death again, cheese...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Some poignant lyrics there from Mariah Carey.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43But, which cheese do you think she was referring to?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Cheddar.- Cheddar.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Now ask question 38.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Sorry. - No chance.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think he'll say it. He's such a chancer.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Is he going to ask this? He's so smooth.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Oh, straight in.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07No, that's enough.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09If you're that cocky, Joel, try number 22.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Yeah, come on, Joel.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, this is tense.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18No, I think that's it.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I think that's the last of the questions.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22That's the last of the questions.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh, come on, man.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Joel refuses to ask the question, and gets himself a fail.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Next up, Marek.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Do you like cheese?- I love cheese.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36It's your lucky day.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Would you like to try some of my cheese.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45OK. So, try that cheese and I'll ask you a first question.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47OK, so what is your favourite cheese?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Goat's cheese.- Goat's cheese.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- SHE BLEATS - Make the noise.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52HE BLEATS
0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's how they go isn't it? OK.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Ask question 12.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Is this cheese related? - Yes, it is, yeah.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- No.- He's not a big cheese lover. OK.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Question 23 now, Marek.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Have you ever...?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Who wrote these questions? - My boss wrote these.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I'm my own boss.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, I work for myself but um...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Two what's?- Goths, you know.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- No.- OK, that's super.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Well done.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Yeah, cheesy Marek.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Definitely the weirdest uncheesy questions I've ever answered.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Thank you for your time.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Oh, my God.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Marek asks his questions and in return he gets a pass.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Next, it's Paul.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58That's a... That's a Red Leicester.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Right, now, I'm just going to ask you a few quick questions.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05On a scale of one to ten how much do you like cheese?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Ten.- Ten? Oh, my God. I've never had a ten before.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Really?- No. DEFCON three, OK.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Go to question 17, Paul.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Come on, Paul. You can do this.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Right, how would you rate my love life?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Paul McCaffrey "Cheese Man".
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Disappointing, extremely disappointing, or non-existent?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- My own love life?- Mine.
0:17:30 > 0:17:36- Disappointing.- Disappointing, you cheeky cow...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40100% right though, well done.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41They're getting on quite well.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Last question, is that you, or the cheese?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Is that you, or the cheese?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, my God.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58No!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I can't believe you asked that.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Paul asked all his questions so gets himself a pass.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Finally, it's Roisin.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Are those earrings or cheese wheels?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22OK, if you just take a bite of cheese and then I'll just ask
0:18:22 > 0:18:24you a couple of questions about the cheese, if that's all right?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's Scottish cheese, so...
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Madam how often would you say you eat cheese?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Probably every day.- Every day? Wow. A big cheese eater.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Question 7 please.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47In a sandwich.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51In a sandwich you'd take it into the bedroom to watch the television.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54OK.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57The next question which follows on nicely number 50.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Can you what?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Let's have some more cheese.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Roisin completes her questions and earns herself a pass.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Meaning that after three challenges Marek and Joel are level
0:19:21 > 0:19:22on two fails each,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25and are in line to face the forfeit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32We're just hanging out in the cash and carry as you do.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Our challenge is to get from one end of the aisle to the other
0:19:35 > 0:19:38in 60 seconds. Sounds simple enough?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39No.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42We can only move by touching another member of the public
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and we can only go forwards not backwards.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49If we can't get to the line in time we fail.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51..and a free grope!
0:19:54 > 0:19:59First up is Joel. Joel is currently joint loser with Marek.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03So, should he fail this he could face this week's forfeit.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04You good to go, Joel?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I think so.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Are you scared?
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Yeah, I am a little bit actually.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Come on, touch someone. - Now here we go, go, go, go
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Come on, Joel.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Hey. Do I recognise you?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18No, we did the em...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Didn't we meet at Tesco that time, with the em...
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Sorry, what is your name? Sorry?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- I don't think so. - No? No, it wasn't you?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29No?
0:20:29 > 0:20:35What was your... Sorry, I didn't want to... The... What was the...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37No? It wasn't? OK. No. Okay-dokey. Sorry.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Why do you have to be so creepy?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45The clock's ticking.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Excuse me, actually I just...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm just over viewing your things. I've got this boot.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52And, I...
0:20:52 > 0:20:56It really ripped down the side, there's these ones down here. The...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Eh... I think it's these... These ones...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Why's he stopping there?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06These ones... No, they're, wait maybe a bit further.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I think it's these ones. I think it's on the end.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Oh, no, we've gone past it. We've gone past it.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Oh, sorry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Joel gets across the finish line in less than 60 seconds,
0:21:17 > 0:21:18and earns himself a pass.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Next up, it's Roisin.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Lovely pyjamas you've got there.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I'm really going to enjoy wearing them.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29You can wear them with the tights.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31SHE SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I know only English.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38This is incredible.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40No, Roisin, what are you doing?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42What are you doing? You're moving! You're moving!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold upno, hold it. You're not touching him.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- No.- No, no that isit's not cool to speak a made up language
0:21:48 > 0:21:50and then walk down the aisle on your own. Absolute fail.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Fail.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Roisin moved without touching, and gets a fail.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Next up, Paul.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59What are you holding?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Shoes.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Your big tactic's shoes. - Excuse me mate, have you seen these?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08No, I know but they don't bloody work
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Come and have a look at this, right?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Don't you cross that line. - They're unbelievable.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You get up to a certain speed on these,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16they're supposed to turn into electronic roller skates.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, my God.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Come here and watch this. Come here.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Right turn round, you have to walk at quite a speed, OK?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Right go. Watch this. Watch this.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Right, it says at a certain speed they turn into wheels.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Go, go, go, look quick, quicker.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I think we need to go quicker than that. Let's go one, two, three.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34You're nearly there!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37No, I'm not. Seriously, look, that's what it says on the box.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Go, one last run.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Excuse me!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Have you seen these shoes?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Oh, God. - Have you seen these shoes?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53They're supposed to hover.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- What?- That's too far.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Seriously, that's what it says on the box, can you just help me
0:22:59 > 0:23:00walk to this,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03over to there. What shoes are supposed to hover, watch this.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Keep walking.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08One, two, three, four... It says after ten steps, eight,
0:23:08 > 0:23:10nine definitely don't work, do they?
0:23:10 > 0:23:16- Unbelievable.- Paul does amazing time, and avoids himself a fail.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Finally it's Marek, the pressure is on.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- If he fails he will face this week's forfeit.- Oh, yeah.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, my God, the tactics.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29See, see, you see what I mean?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Marek, what are you doing?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Bottled it straightaway. - Wow.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Do you know how much... Tell me, do you how much these...
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Costco cards are? The card you need to buy these things are?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Because I've come shopping here, and I haven't bought the card yet.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45You need to get the card first of all, or not?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Yeah.- OK. - You see.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Can I ask your advice? - Don't move.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I'm trying to get something for my nan for...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, you're not touching her!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57For Christmas. What's good for nan?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Can I just show you these ones here?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02See if you think these ones are just as good, just down here I think.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05You've actually gone backwards... unprecedented move.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09No, Marek, that's it. That's game over I'm afraid.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Marek moves backwards and gets himself a fail.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Meaning with three fails to his name
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Marek is today's loser
0:24:16 > 0:24:20and must now face a forfeit designed by the other jokers.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Come on lose-y. Old lose-y, loser.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Lose-y the losers.- Here you are. All right.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Forfeit starring Marek Larwood. - Yeah.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33What you're going to be doing is going up there
0:24:33 > 0:24:36and pitching to an audience that we've assembled for you
0:24:36 > 0:24:38a new film idea just to see if they want to invest in it.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- I know you haven't got a film idea, we've written one for you. - Oh, I see.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43What you need to do is explain the plot, characters,
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- a little bit of the dialogue, all right?- Yeah.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48You never know, Marek, it might turn into a really successful film.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Go on, in you go mate, come on.- Ah!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01My next film is called...
0:25:03 > 0:25:05..it's called My Damp Sock.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08There can be many reasons that it's damp.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13I mean the obvious one is... that the sock has been misused.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's intriguing, isn't it? You want to know more.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- I certainly do. - Click on.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26And the main plot lines, I'll just take you through those now.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28So, the first plot line...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- What is it Marek?- Is...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Off you go. Off you go, Marek.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38At the start there's a guy, he just...
0:25:40 > 0:25:45..he's made a mistake, and he's used the sock to cover up the mistake.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47THEY LAUGH
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Plot line.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I'm going to play every character in this film this is quite ambitious.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Suspicious Basso...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01We want some lines here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05COMEDY ACCENT: Why are you in my room again?
0:26:05 > 0:26:09I thought... I thought I locked the door.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Have you been eating my sandwich?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18David, who's Irish.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Give us a bit of David.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24IRISH ACCENT: And, he's, "What's all that noise going on in that room with that...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Sock.- Sock.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28"...sock of yours again."
0:26:28 > 0:26:31OK, next one, next one, Sexy Saddam.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- He's one of the leads.- That's one of the lead characters.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- He's not like Saddam Hussein, he... - He is like Saddam Hussein.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Oh, he is like Saddam Hussein.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42But, just with a more sexual element. So, you don't...
0:26:42 > 0:26:45If you were to get rid of all the aggression
0:26:45 > 0:26:46and you put sex in instead.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I think you'll find he's very charismatic.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Now look behind you Marek there's a script,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53and you are going to read some dialogue.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Oh, I see.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You can flick through those pages all you want, Marek,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01there's nothing in there, mate.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02THEY LAUGH
0:27:03 > 0:27:06DAVID VOICE: I'm shy. Have I told you I'm shy yet?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09SUSPICIOUS BASSO VOICE: Yes, you always saying that.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I'm beginning...beginning to get suspicious of you.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Sexy Saddam just came in.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20DAVID VOICE: Now that's a damn character with his loving eyes is looking at me all funny.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24So, that's it. I think...
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Would anyone here be interested in investing in my film?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Any hands up?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34That guy has lost the will to live.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36OK. Right. Thank you very much for your time.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Thank you very much.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47That's all for Impractical Jokers this week.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Next time the jokers go shop lifting, become business gurus...
0:27:50 > 0:27:52This is my mantra, owls don't cry.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54And, run a chicken shop.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, he wants chicken, does he?